>>43413007
*kicked for creating new racial slurs*

>>43413012
fpbp

>>43413012
/thread

>>43413012
They wouldn't kick him for that. They'd kick him after he spammed them with dick pics.

>>43413007
>Joins pony chat
>Gets sexually harrassed
>Kicked after threatening to tell the ponice

>>43413038
Fluttershy would be the one who'd kick him but only after saving his dick pics before they're deleted

>>43413007
Why isn't Twilight added to the group chat?

>>43413106
She knows what she did.

>>43413106
exposed for inappropriate activities during twilight time

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>>43413007
>What happens?
livestream my suicide

>>43413043
>I'm so sorry you got kicked from the group, Anon.
>No, I'm not actually sure whose decision it was to remove you.
>But don't worry, you and I can still be friends, if you want.
>Can you just send me another picture really quick though, so I know for sure that it's you?
>Please...

>>43413007
I don't participate because I'm too schizo to hang out with these colorful horses, and socializing exhausts me.

>>43413007
>post "Zigger"
>refuse to elaborate

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>>43413007
>Anon: *drops every slur against zebras*
>SYSTEM:"Several ponies are typing..."
>Anon:"Now about the griffons:"
>SYSTEM:"You have been removed by an admin"
>SYSTEM:"You have been added by Pinkus Pikus"
>SYSTEM:"You have been removed by an admin"
>SYSTEM:"You have been added by FastestMareEver"
>SYSTEM:"You have been removed by an admin"
>SYSTEM:"You have been added by FS"
>SYSTEM:"You have been removed by an admin"
>SYSTEM:"You have been added by #1Assistant"
>SYSTEM:"You have been removed by an admin"
>SYSTEM:"You have been added to the group 'Fun Allowed'."
>SYSTEM:"Beware of villains, only remain in groups you can trust."[Exit and report as spam/Dismiss]
>#1Assistant: "Proceed"
>FastestMareEver:"Hard R or no teats."
>FS:"Hurry up I need that griffon list now."
>FS:"If that's okay with you."
>NotRarity:"Why you, I oughta leave this nefarious 'group' if that is what it is for, you shouldn't even have added me. I'm sickened."
>NotRarity:"But curious."
>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount):"You forgot some slurs for the zebras."

>>43413336
>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount)
kek

Do you think they think he's an orphan?
I think they would (wrongly) assume he's an orphan.

>>43413007
I think I would make Fluttershy's day by asking her if she could help me choose a pet in group chat. Then it'll be easy to chat with the rest of them. You just have to make a good first impression.

>>43413007
Proclaim my love of zebras and all donkeys.

>>43413375
Okay but you'd actually have to follow through with getting a pet or else you'd seem like a filthy tease.

>>43413383
>I liked all the recommendations and I was able to pick out this
>Anon holds out a weevil he found

>>43413336
kek

>>43413007
hide the whathappensfag thread

>>43413396
YOOOO WEEVILS FUCK YEAH

>>43413336
>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount)
granny smith doesn't realize her account is public

>>43413408
what happens if I rape this anon to death

>>43413624
It would be extremely painful

>>43413007
>fluttershy adding you back to the group chat when you leave for attention

>>43413797
Do not let BPDanon go to Equestria, the ponies don't deserve it.

bump

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>>43413797
We do not deserve fluttershy

>>43413007
a deluge of rude and sexist comments, along with many fruity variants of 'show us your weiner'

>>43413296
>TheDash: Who the buck kicked Anon?! I was getting free schlicking material!
>Knowledgeispower: I don't know. Applejack, did you do it?
>Appuls: not me. too busy with stuff. should invite anon back
>PartySharty: AAWWWW C'MON! He was just getting to the good stuff
>Rara: Fluttershy. You've stopped texting us since Anon was invited. Are you ok?
>iloveanimals69: Yep. All good. Though we have to wait for a week until we can invite Anon back. I'll just relay to him what you girls are talking about

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>>43413336
*later*

>Pinkus Pikus:"This is so much fun."
>Pinkus Pikus:"We should totally invite Princess Luna."
>Pinkus Pikus:"She would love this."
>Pinkus Pikus:"And I'm positively sure she has some rare ones."

>FastestMareEver:"wait"
>FastestMareEver:"this gave me an idea"
>FastestMareEver:"dont add her yet"

>#1Assistant:"let me guess, another 'prank'?"

>FastestMareEver:"shut up this one will be hilarious"
>FastestMareEver:"new members can't see past messages here right?"

>#1Assistant:"Yes?"
>#1Assistant:"Why?"

>SYSTEM:"@FastestMareEver renamed the group to {Sensibitly_Training_Class_1001_2}"

>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount):"sound the queer alarm"
>FS:"?"
>Pinkus Pikus:"Hey!"
>Pinkus Pikus:"What wrong with the name i chose?"

>FastestMareEver:"just trust me"
>FastestMareEver:"you're all going to love this"

>FastestMareEver:"hmm"

>FastestMareEver:"sorry fs, aj and rarity, but since fs is fs, aj can't lie, and rarity 'has to care for the brand image'..."

>FastestMareEver:"@Anon, @Pinkus%20Pikus and @#1Assistant, check your dms"

>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount):"Not often I get the feeling of peace for being left out."
>NotRarity:"If there's a chance this is going to hit the news I need to know now. Rainbow Dash, should I be worried?"
>FastestMareEver:"chillax"
>FastestMareEver:"sheesh"
>FastestMareEver:"just enjoy the show"
>FS:"give em hell"
>FS:"i mean"
>FS:"have fun"
>FS:"oh gosh how do i delete a message here"

>>>SYSTEM:"@FastestMareEver is attempting to send you the following file(s): 'apescript.txt' [DELete/Report to spellware detection/Download file]

D

*15seconds later*

>Pinkus Pikus:"Oh my sweet Celestia, I can't stop giggling just thinking about it"
>#1Assistant:"This gotta be dumbest idea I ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes upon."
>#1Assistant:"Consider it done."
>Anon:"nope"
>Anon:"not doing it"

>FastestMareEver:"come on"
>FastestMareEver:"help me out"
>FastestMareEver:"she will see right through it if anyone else do it."

>Anon:"she will kill us all"

>FastestMareEver:"no teats"

>Anon:"are you insane?"

>FastestMareEver:"NO TEATS"
>#1Assistant:"NO TEAAAAAAAATS"
>Pinkus Pikus:"NO TEAAAAATS"

>Anon: if get so much as a fine because of this im plucking your feathers,
>Anon: your scales
>Anon: and spanking your plot red
>FastestMareEver:"thats the spirit"
>#1Assistant:"I'd like to see you try &#128293"
>Pinkus Pikus:"Oh silly anon, don't threaten me with a good time ;)"
>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount):"What in tarnation are you all going about?"
>NotRarity:"The suspense is terrible"
>NotRarity:"I hope it will last"

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>>43414165
*later*

>#1Assistant:"@FastestMareEver Twilight JUST started her post hayburguer nap"
>#1Assistant:"We have 17 minutes and 35 seconds"
>#1Assistant:"33"
>#1Assistant:"31"
>#1Assistant:"Are you there?"
>FastestMareEver:"send it"
>FastestMareEver:"aaaaaaaaa"
>FastestMareEver:"SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT"
>#1Assistant:"@FastestMareEver SHE RESPONDED SHE RESPONDED GET READY"
>Pinkus Pikus:"@FastestMareEver standing by"
>Anon:"Here we go"
>FastestMareEver:"alright everyone shut up"
>FastestMareEver:"spike go"

>SYSTEM:"#1Assistant added Twilight_Sparkle_PhD"
>SYSTEM:"#1Assistant added HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria"

>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"Greetings my loyal subjects, I was told this classroom could make use of some acient knowledge I possess."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"I must apologise in advance, because on such short notice, I can only spare you 9 minutes until I am needed over an important meeting."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"But we can meet for a proper lecture as soon as next tuesday, it's my day off this month but I'd love to spend it with all of you."

>Anon:"Greeting your Highness. Thank you for joining us."
>Anon:"I'll be brief:"
>Anon:"Today we were going over the so called Thestrals and their rich culture and we often came about references to words we should never speak around them."
>Anon:"Some of the literature points to several of such existing, without ever mentioning it directly, which is rather confusing and we dont want to cause an incident."
>Anon:"We were hoping your unique perspective could clarify which words those are, as to avoid conflicts in our attempts at friendly exchanges."

>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"Oh my
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"That is indeed very considerate of you."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"I'll be glad to help."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"While my sister is more knowledgeble in this subject, I can understand why you decide to come for me in this particularly delicate aspect"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"Long ago, the nobles, my sister and I used to be VERY mindful of them. To say that thestrals have a vastly better hearing than the other races is a gross misunderstatement. In fact, we used to have an almost entirely new dialect"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"(well it WAS new a thousand years ago)"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"that avoided using sentences that even sounded like those hurtful words."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"We would use it when they were stationed in the same city or even if, more rarely, it had a considerably significant civilian thestral population."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"While the rather restrictive language came about and was used out of politeness and consideration, their kind were the first reason silence spells were and still are mandatory for any meeting discussing confidential information and even highly recommended for private meetings discussing sensitive issues."

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>>43414167
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"There's a book somewhere in the restricted section that can offer great detail on the history of how each insult came to be from its inception, to its use as slur, to the spread and to which innocent words were phased out of use while in their presence"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"Another interesting bit about this dialect its that it never got a proper name. Ponies would simply put a hoof in front of their mouths to signal the etiquette on how they were expected to talk."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"I beleive the title of the aforementioned book to be something along the lines of 'Don't call me Bat: How to talk near Thestrals without ________ or _____ __________'."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"It had those empty lines in the title because the words "setbacks" "major expletives" sound like the L-B-slur and the M-T-slur behind doors, very clever and somewhat amusing, wouldn't you agree?"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"The best part is that the authors took the opportunity to sign as _____ _____ & Rose Silhouette because the name of the former, Glaze Skies, can sound like the S-E-slur for a muffled ear."

>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"Ah Raven has found the book, hold on."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"I can't recomend enough the work in its entirety for it's context, but for the short time we have today we will use only the anex B, the "B.ig A.void T.alking S.lurs", and yes, you can find their 'humor' through all of the book and you can tell him and his then thestral marefriend had a quite the fun time writing it.
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"Ah, they were very influential at the time and published many papers on the subject and after so many contributions, Luna seemed to be even more excited to be the one oficializing their marriage than the couple. Every meeting I had with them was filled with joy and the love they felt for eachother was palpable at every second they were in the same room. Fun times.
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"hm"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"They dissaperead after NMM banishment."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"I wonder if we could find some of their descendents today."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"Oh forgive this old mare, in my reminicing I seem to keep losing track of your request."

>>>DirectMessageTo{FastestMareEver}:Duuuuude this is sooooooo wrong
>>>DirectMessageFrom{FastestMareEver}:If you spoil this now im doing a sonic rainboom through your house
>>>DirectMessageTo{FastestMareEver}:alright alright sheesh

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>>43414173
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"Here's the ones that were written and some more that I could remember, I must advise discretion for all"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"You've been warned"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"alright, now to copy to paste"
>FastestMareEver:"pinkie go"
>SYSTEM:"Pinkus Pikus added LunaGaming."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:*every thestral slur ever*
>LunaGaming:"Sister!"
>LunaGaming:"How could thou?"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"luna?"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"this isnt what it looks like"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"i swear"
>LunaGaming:"After all the classes that thou have made mandatory upon us declaring so that we shan't use such language."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"luna please hear me"
>LunaGaming:"And here thou art spouting it, and against noneother than our children of the night nonetheless!"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"LUNA!"
>LunaGaming:"gotcha"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"??"

>#1Assistant:"I CAN'T"
>FastestMareEver:"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"
>Anon:"I'm going to jail"
>#1Assistant:"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WORKED"
>Pinkus Pikus:"I CAN'T BREATH"
>FS:"oh my"
>NotRarity:you are a bunch of uneducated bafkxbzlvnncçzvbxcnmzçvbxcmnzxvb"
>#1Assistant:"oh no"
>#1Assistant:"my laugher woke twi"
>Anon:"oh no"
>FastestMareEver:"oh no"
>Pinkus Pikus:"oh no"
>FS:"oh no"
>NotRarity:oh no"
>#1Assistant:"kick her quick before her inbox receives the logs!!!!!!"
>#1Assistant:"quick it is almost booted"
>#1Assistant:"HURRY"
>SYSTEM:"Twilight_Sparkle_PhD was removed by an admin."
>#1Assistant:"too slow"
>#1Assistant:"shes screaming"
>#1Assistant:"shes still screaming"
>#1Assistant:"send flowers to my gravestone"
>#1Assistant:"totally worth it"
>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount):"You are missing some batpony slurs"


>>>DirectMessageFrom{Twilight_Sparkle_PhD}:"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
>>>SYSTEM:Twilight_Sparkle_PhD is hailing you, accept connection? [y/n]

>LunaGaming:"Apologies dear sister of mine, but none other than the element bearer of laugher has proposed to me the most scandalous and proposterous of pranks and we simply could not resist ourselves."
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"oh"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"oooh"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"i see it now"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"my my its been a quite a while since i had a shiver run down my spine"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"well done sister"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"im glad you have lost none of your wit"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"because i've had a thousand years to write down pranks that i was waiting to play on you as soon as i saw fitting"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"oh how unbecoming of me to find myself prancing in excitement"

>LunaGaming:"oh horse apples"
>LunaGaming:"no offense to your clan bearer of honesty"
>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount):"none taken your highness"

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>>43414175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbqVKKB5TMo

>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"thank you all for the laugh, I really needed that to help me face my next diplomatic encounter"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"the next meeting is with a very difficult dignatary of zebrica whom i cannot stand"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"dont tell anyone but"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"sometimes"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"i wish they would just drop the act and be hostile"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"just so i could get things done quickly like old times"
>LunaGaming:"sister?"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"only 90 seconds till my break is over now"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"i don't suppose any of you would know any insults to anger a zebra?

>LunaGaming:"tia no"
>HRH_Celestia_of_Equestria:"tia yes"
>SYSTEM:"Several ponies are typing..."

>>>SYSTEM:Twilight_Sparkle_PhD is hailing you, accept connection? [y/n]
>>>DirectMessageFrom{Twilight_Sparkle_PhD}:"LAST CHANCE TO PICK UP BEFORE I TELEPORT YOU"

>Anon:"If survive today"
>Anon:"next we are doing the abyssinians"
>Anon:"or as i like to call them:"
>SYSTEM:"Anon has disconnected"

>>43414176
Well done lad, very entertaining read.

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>>43414165
>>43414167
>>43414173
>>43414175
>>43414176
nice work anon

>>43414176
Good green, very amusing.

>>43413383
>Hey, do you think cockatrices make for a good pets?
>*Anon then posts a pic of his 'ick colored like a cockatrice*

>>43414392
>Did you just spray paint that thing? Is that even safe!?

>>43414167
>>Anon:"Today we were going over the so called Thes-
Stopped reading there.

>>43414116
>The Dash: Tell him he needs to send more dick pics if he wants to come back!
>Knowledgeispower: Do I need to remind you that Anonymous is our friend? I'm deleting your message. I don't want him seeing it when he comes back.
>Appuls: good idea twilight. besides, he ain't gonna keep doing it if he sees y'all being creepy about it, like rainbow dash is doing
>PartySharty: NONNY IF YOU CAN SEE THIS THEN SEND US MORE DICK PICS!
>Rara: Twilight, you should probably time out those two for a while whenever we do happen to invite Anonymous back.
>iloveanimals69: Good news, every pony. Anonymous says that he's ready to come back to the group chat soon.
>TheDash: Nice. Does his camera still work?
>Knowledgeispower: Fluttershy, make sure you tell him that he doesn't have to send dick pics if he wants to rejoin.
>every pony is typing...

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>>43413336
>>43414165
>>43414167
>>43414173
>>43414175
>>43414176
holy fucking kek, that was a good read
well done anon

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>>43413336
>>43414165
>>43414167
>>43414173
>>43414175
>>43414176
Nice green anon

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*FShy ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ has sent a picture*

>Rarity (@Fashiontea): "DARLING!"
Anonymous (You): "uhh, Fluttershy...this is not the private chat"
>Rainbow Dash (@QuickDash): "heh! you are not so shy after all"
>Applejack (@applecor3): "i'll be honest, sugarcube. Ya look fine and all but i don't think this is the propper way to overcome your shyness"
>Pinkee π (@PartyCandy): "WOW Flutters! i didn't know you were so bold. My turn now!!"
>Twilight Sparkle (@TwilightSparkle): "Pinkie, don't!"
>FShy ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ (@FlutterBunny): oh my..

*image deleted*
*FShy ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ has left the group*

>>43413383
>Okay but you'd actually have to follow through with getting a pet
I don't see why I wouldn't. I love animals.

>>43413007
Where's Twilight? They didn't invite her to the group chat or something?

>>43414956
PINKIE YES

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>>43414956
AWOOOOGA FLUTTERSHY UNF

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>>43415404
Who do you think they're sending the heart emojis to?

>>43414956
Pinkie is such a good friend

>>43413007
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

>>43413336
>SweetAppleAcres(BussinesAccount):
I know it's a typo, but it's funnier to think Applehat can't spel gud

>>43416366
TWILIGHT SPARKLE PISSED ON MY WIFE

>>43414176
Really good anon, thank you.

>>43416401
SO NOW IM GONNA PISS ON THE TREEBARY

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>>43416882
THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!