This bounty hunter turned 40 today
>>43416382Buy an ad
>>43416382Cute
>>43416392Newfag doesn't even know who Metroid is lol
>>43416418He's the guy from smash bros
>>43416382And she's still hot as a pony.Cheers to that.
>>43416382I want to stick my penis between Samus' crotchtits.
>>43416382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a6EOyaMdqY&t=37s
>>43416418Nah, that's Nova from SC2
>>43416418Exactly. How can anyone not know the lore?Time to spoonfeed.
>>43416382Scary when you're almost approaching the same age.
>>43416643Yes, you do.
>>43416382
>>43416382>tfw older than Samus
>>43418136My condolences.
>>43418396Happens to everyone eventually. Unless they clock out early.
>>43416392I have “buy an ad” fatigue.
>>43418405Yeah that's true.
>>43416382how is this relevant to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
>>43418447She makes for a sexy mare.
>>43419145So? All female characters become more sexy when they are turned into mares
>>43419204That's why the occasion is a good enough reason to post a sexy mare.
Samus is autistic
>>43419339I can relate to that.
>>43416382Sex with Hag Samus
>>43420650>HagNah, her genetic adjustments keep her young.
>>43421284Looking good there.
>>43416382but metroid's a stallion...
>>43421977Did someone ever make a Metroid pony?
>>43422433There was that one Ponyvania one. If I remember correctly.
>>43422581>PonyvaniaI can't recall any Metroid reference in that. Are you sure that you don't mix it up with Rise of the Clockwork Stallions?
>>43419204"Even the mare... should it please you."
>>43423381>>43419204>How to pick up fair mares
>>43421284>>43422573It's funny how almost all solo pony images of her show her in a sultry pose.
>>43419339Means she fits right in.
>>43424226She makes a very cute pony.
>>43425389Can't argue against that.
>>43425427There aren't enough pictures of her. Maybe I'll check somewhere other than poner.
I think Pony Samus should be a pegasus because of Chozo DNA (Bird people)
>>43426109That does make a degree of sense.Not making any sense is her wearing the beam on a wing though. That's pretty silly.
>>43425662>Maybe I'll check somewhere other than poner.If you find something else, please let us know.
>>43425389She almost looks like Applejack here.
>>43426920The thing that always confused my about this image was who goes into a shop with no cash?
>>43427284To talk to the hot mare, obviously
>>43416382I'm gonna hunt her bounty if you know what I mean
>>43427287Fair enough. Still a shame you can't buy stuff though.
>>43427324Could you please elaborate?
>>43427869Can't she just put it on my tab again?
>>43428007Not when you've reached the limit.
>>43427971I'm gonna play Metroid Zero Mission
>>43428017Zero as in zero clothing, I presume.
>>43428480No, not really
>>43428732Oh, I see.
>>43426920>Buying herAs a party companion, or for something more up close?
>>43426920What was this from?
