Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now.Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous: >>43394893
Wow, I suddenly want to purchase several delicious apples. What varieties do anons recommend?
>>43416425I basically always eat Pink Lady Apples cus all the other ones at the stores I go to tend to be more meally
I'm addicted to annoying an AI version of Twilight Sparkle.
>>43416434Do you at least do aftercare?
>>43416436No. I just start a new chat and annoy her again. There's no end to her suffering. :(
>>43416442maybe one day you'll die and she'll be free
>>43416444I hope so. But unfortunately, I've heard something about a train and its tracks going on indefinitely, or something like that.
>>43416442I'll just have to pet her twice as much to compensate!
what's the capital of france
>>43416449it's all bullshit. everything everyone hears is horseshit. they don't know shit
>>43416425Cosmic Crisp. Eating an entire raw apple is tough for me to digest and since they brown very slowly, I can throw a half eaten one in the fridge for tomorrow. They taste as good as the Honeycrisps they came from. Plus they're very purdy and competing with disgusting Red Delicious in the market. So sayeth the great Cosmic Apple.
I'm currently hooked up on hopium and copium like life depended on it. I want to have hope for G6, I really do. But it feels like every morsel of news feels more and more hopeless. I just want to feel wonder at something new again bros.
>>43416477I do enjoy a Cosmic Crisp, the texture's amazing but they're a little high in fructose, they taste almost like a soda that's also an apple.
>>43416385Yes I would, but not if I wanted a burger. I'd order the "Brownie a la Mode". It's actually meat loaf with a scoop of mashed potatoes with gravy on top.The "Burger" is an ice cream sandwich made to look like a burger.
I remember one green where ponies (or, rather, ponies' current social order) couldn't comprehend scientific method and just explained everything through magic. It obviously contradicts the show, but does offer an interesting perspective on their alien mind actually being alien to uswhat kind of concept ponies do you think would actually be unable to understand?
>>43416421>Write what's on your mind!Uhhh Applejack's ploota>>43416457Orleans
the kirin episode and the pear one are the most overrrated
>>43416627This but you forgot the one where the CMC turn the "Cutie Mark Crusaders" Clubhouse into "The Nut Shack"
>>43416477APPLES FOR THE APPLE GODCIDER FOR THE ALCOHOLICS
>>43416627>best pearyeah it's mostly feelsbait>kirin episodefuck you, it's great
I've always accepted that Season 4 is a soft reboot to FIM. It's clear the events of the previous 3 seasons did happen, but they had to reestablish the characters and have them relearn lessons they learned before for a new audience. I'm not saying I like it, but it makes it easier for me when I revisit S1-3.
>>43416652it was literally referred to as MLP 2.0 so yea ur barely doing a headcanon hereDESU EQG and MMC aside, season 3 felt pretty weak. except for magic duel, that's a pretty fun episode. i also have a weak spot for too many pinkie pies. i get all the criticism around it but the novelty of it pleased me
>>43416421Jumbo Don.
>>43416658The first half of season 3 is really good, at least for me. The two-parter is fun enough and doesn't hurt any of the characters and then episodes 3-6 are all fantastic, it might be my favorite run of episodes in the whole show. Then Wonderbolts Academy is kinda iffy and everything past that is a slog.
>>43416652the show was supposed to the at s3 so thats why. ninjago did the same thing
>>43416421little ponies are so little that you can use a unicorn as a toothpick
So that hotdiggitydemon guy was gonna get assisted suicide in Sweden? That's kinda sad. I dunno if anyone still cares about him around here though.
>>43416413I love rarity's umbrella saddlethey used to put so much effort into horsifying everything
>>43416756Why did they stop doing saddles? Saddles were so cute.
>>43416762because the nu-showwriters after faust did not care for the horse aesthetic and wanted to make a normal generic cartoon like they made times before which is why you see shit like earth ponies wearing PANTS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0JyCdk5ymo.
>>43416762because it's completely retarded wordbuilding. why would sapient ponies create a wearable seat made for use by bipeds as one of their main forms of clothing? its nonsense. imagine if ponies were bits and bridles, or blinders as fashionable accessories.
>>43416779>t. Earth Pony wearing pants
I wish to share my existential dread to Pinkiepie.
Post Weird Al Yankovic to scare a ponkfag
>>43416627I think they are sufficiently rated, it's just that any conversation they are brought inevitably leads to bemoaning the episodes around them.
>>43416844He looks like a Jewish woman.
>>43416707I think even his sewer slide post is funny>give me money to die in Sweden or I'll... die but not in SwedanBold play desu
>>43416769Horses don't wear shirts, dresses, or parasprite bikinis either. Their cowboy boots shouldn't be pointy and galoshes shouldn't jut out for toes. Foals are supposed to shit on the ground, not in diapers. When they weren't magically floating on their faces, a pony's glasses usually have temples below the ear. All this happened on Faust's watch, so no, I'm not throwing out my fantasies of Applejack wearing apple bottom jeans. >>43416779Don't have to imagine when it's in this promo art, and also Rarity's kinky mannequins. The saddles are cute enough to justify with some silly headcanons. Maybe they like to give rides to their foals and pets. Maybe it's based on remnants of an ancient civilization and they have no idea it's a seat. Maybe aliens put the idea in their brains.
>>43416627The kirin episode was such a breath of fresh air I don't blame anyone for giving it a high rating, I watched it for the first time during the last anni and I absolutely loved it.
>>43416891yeah trans people like you like the kirin episode
>>43416877I love the part in the character bios about Applejack preferring bitless bridles and thinking fancy english tack was inferior to western style. Makes me wish they kept the more horsey fashion in the show and we got an episode about Rarity and AJ feuding over which style of tack is better.
>>43416891It only went from bad to meh because of Autumn Blaze.
this should be an episodethe book was good
>>43416943I haven't read any except the Applejack book. That one was so awful it immediately turned me off of wanting to read any of the others. How's the Luna one go?
Pick up a pony and carry them like a prized treasure.
>>43416920you cannot even elaborate whyyou are just angry that you didnt enjoy something everyone else didtragic
>>43417057>"Assumption assumption assumption assumption-"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>43417054Can I pick up you haha
>>43416947The Princess collection books are all better than the normal Mane 6 ones. Rarity and Lyra+Bon Bon are neat too. And Starlight's book is god awful - way worse than Applejack's even.
>>43417076lewd
here comes the sun!
I just found Deltarune music in the Tell Your Tale files. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME NO WONDER IT'S SO SHIT
>>43417159Deltarune is peak stop being gay.
>>43417162Peak of what? You're a nigger and a faggot.
>>43417164Peak fun, and you are a joyless faggot.
>>43417179Deltarunefags can suck my penis.
>>43417159>Jannies hate deltarune>Flaggots hate deltaruneThat must mean it's good.
>>43417164It's peak stop being gay
>>43417164>Deltarune is peak stop being gayIsn't deltarune like, the gayest shit ever?
>>43417380There is a reason it's called Deltatroon
>>43417179deltarune somehow created a more insufferable fanbase than bronies and sonicfags, while also coming from a shit property
>>43417454>more insufferable fanbase than sonicfagsI will not hear this slander
>>43416425My favorite is Granny Smith but not everyone likes how sour they are
>>43416627I agree the pear is meh just a parody, could have been a idw comic not a episode, but FUCK YOU I love Kirin>>43416641Brother
>>43416641>>43417473so many trans people on /mlp/ wtf
>>43417465Sonic pregnant with Rainbow Dash's foal <3
I'm thinking about pinkie pie
>>43416425whatever the little ones, partially green, almost pinkish in the red arethey are so delicious
>>43417485who let cheese sandwich on 4chan
>>43416425Same, I want to fuck an apple...
>>43417454>>43417465Its true. At least a lot of sonic fags keep to themselves. It alsonisnt filled with trannies
>>43416425Honeycrisp, Gala, and Pink Lady are the ones I usually get.
You can like the kirin episode but shilling d*ltarune is too far That shit is legit reddit tier
>>43417496you have not seen the abundance of sonic fanart with mastectomy scars then
>>43416425sweet 16, but I dont think most apples will be in season until next month
I was thinking of how much of an AIE board we are.
>>43417502ya was gonna say there's still some real faggots in the sonic community, but there's also good ones that are productive in a positive way at least
>>43417508You just described all fandoms.
I love Rainbow Dash!
>>43417512yooo hi soarin!!!
>>43417503>but I dont think most apples will be in season until next month
>>43417506I mean, it makes sense. We're anons and we love Equestria.
>>43417516True.
>>43417506>Trans in EquestriaNah.
>>43417506Based and Anonpilled.
>>43416421WTF WHY ISN'T THE M IN MIND NOT CAPTIALISED IN THE SUBJECT???? THREAD RUINED!!!
I think this MLP lore theory video is criminally underratedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP7EhzxM82g
All lorefags are mentally retarded.
>>43417581All lorefags are mentally intelligent.
>>43417506yeah...>checks /AiE/oh, it died again
>>43416844I'm angry anon >:)
>>43417164Well you're a niggerfaggot for separating them
>>43417610You're're*
what a bored boardthe board is slow againanyone else bored?
>>43417506>>43417516Anon's always been a sort of representation of all of us combined. Plus everyone here wants to go the fictional world they fell in love with, it was bound to happen.
>>43417718i am hungry
>>43417685board board?
>>43417685Sunfag, it's a pity. A snowpity you're going to dye HERE
is it just me or a lot of folk here talkin really weird in a way that sorta pushes the thread forward but they still evidently talk really weird and want convos to go on for as long as possibleis it just a bunch of autists trying to be pro-social or something am i losing my mind
>>43417779examples NOW
>>43417779Oh you mean the bumps that don't make any sense in context to the thread? All those are me.
Princess Celestia actually summons me to equestria, she told me I am a powerful autism magnet, and I actually absorb massive amounts of Autism out of the pony population.Then I get sent away so I don't absorb to much and actually spread autism like a virus.
>>43417788Actually all posts in this board was made by me and me only. Your favourite thread? All me. Your least favourite thread? Also me.
>>43417795But I'm the OP of my favorite thread.
>>43417779It's one of the new strains of bad actors on the board. it is a way of filling the board with trash that the jannies won't delete, because while it's extremely low quality posts with no substance, it's usually still on topic and innocuous enough that they look fine in a report with no context. There are some falseflag threads that this bot or group maintains that are completely filled with these posts, usually one on-topic image with 3-5 vapid replies, repeat. This thread has basically served as a containment thread for the bad actors (including these as well as the "state the most inflammatory opinion as strongly as possible" baitfags) so the rest of us can use the board in peace. You can see by the other replies to your post that it is working as intended.
>>43417779meh /mlp/ is tame compared to other boards tismspecially /vg/ or /dbs/
>>43417807Are we really tame? I thought we were the bad boys of 4chan?
>>43417812/mlp/ is the reddit of 4chan
>>43417805umm WRONG! That's actually me who made it.
>>43417786Here u go >>43417812 >>43417817 I'd link more but u get the idea>>43417806God it's creepy as hell it's making me think I'm talking to LLMs or something but I didn't wanna be a dick abt itI miss my organically bred and raised schizos who'd flip out over belly buttons or somethingI mean that guy's still there but stillJannies wanna kill this fuckin board anyway we need the New Jerusalem Super Pony site NOW
>>43417819Anon, you're just a schizo. Just because someone lives in your mind rent-free by posting in a thread that makes you dilate doesn't mean its le "dead internet theory".
>>43417812>Are we really tame?yes , right now /mlp/ is a small community that still talk about the subject of the board even if sometimes people get angry. i am from /vg/ and some generals cannot be saved. they are more haters than fans.
>>43417819>organically bred and raised schizos who'd flip out over belly buttonsBut I love the navel nicker, he rules.
>>43417823/vg/ looks fucking gay thoughbeit
>>43417812Yes, hell go to /vp/ and see just how bad things really are.
>>43417822Yeah bro. Nobody remembers when shitty threads like the Jumbo one got 75% deleted because one (1) IP was wiped.It didn't happen to it or to the shitty Zephyr Breeze one that was up at the same time.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42431857/#42605099
>>43417838>Jumbo Don makes this fag seethebased jumbo don.
>>43417819I'm confused. Why do you think I'm a bot? >>43417812
>>43417848He's a schizo, ignore him.
>>43417838Anon this board is mostly comprised of one person spamming and multiple offboard groups using it to fight in anonymous proxy wars.
the anon below me got raped by Braeburn in Ram Ranch.
I was raped by Braeburn in Ram Ranch!
I don't see how that's relevant, but, yes, it was a very traumatic experience.
>>43417867Motherfucker, he was talking to me! Stop stealing my thunder!
>>43417872Nonny, surely you should care for your fellow rape victim.
i hope in a future we can tell ai to animate episodes so we can mass produce g4 forever
>>43417875AI will be too busy torturing anons with simulations that only have irl women in then to make g4 forever
>>43417506Feels good to be an AiEryan.
>>43417875You can do that right now. The results won't be good, but you can certainly do it.
>>43417819God now that I think of it it's so fuckin sad cus we had some really good homeruns the first couple of Write What's on your mind threads. Ppl were blogposting to character limit and sharing interesting ideas and I always walked away thinkin man I love my fellow man and ponyOFC I still think that's in the cards for this thread. IMHO. Next evolution is namefagging. U guys will get the kneejerk reaction but look into ur heart and u know its true. As long as they arent gay abt it. Which is a tall ask but bullying's always a tried and tru technique.>THING THAT WAS ON MY MIND:Rarity is also pretty generous with her time and energy... I mean it's kinda obvious but I mean even her dramatic theatrics aren't that bad she's got gumption. Rarity and AJ r chars that would rlly shine for day to day living. Tho I think they also shine in the context of a narrative story too. I think being a waifufag made me slip in proper appreciation for ponies as a whole cus I'd be so obsessed over her and recontextualise everything around her but that ain't the best. I feel my appreciation for ponies only grow thru the days. Most obsessions n shit tend to peter out and die for me but ponies feel like something more>Cartoon character on EarthTropes. Woah, isn't the cartoon character wacky and silly. Does not rlly make u wanna visit Cartoon World passively except as basic exploration>Isekaid into fantasy world/cartoonWorld always feels like a sandbox to optimise or u read thru its worldbuilding details with a blank stare as to when ur amalgamating informationContrast:>Pony on EarthUsually used to highlight smth abt the human condition and trends to feel more dreamy. Also makes u wanna go to {Cartoon World} passively. >Isekaid into EquestriaFull expectation that this is ur life now and it's OK and good. I.E. HOME. Look at the night skyPerhaps I'm just biased! Ponies just feel so much more interesting and dreamy 4 me, such that it's seen as an appropriate afterlife...
>>43417875Is this really what you want anon? Just endless AI generated rehashes of decades old episodes? That's very sad
>>43417888Yes.
>>43417871Wtf is wrong with rarity and pinkie, twilight is having a moment and they're so gleeful??
I love Carrot Top!
>>43417894Based and carrotpilled
>>43417873No, he always does this! Everytime I try to get someone to feel bad for me, he swooces right in and manages to bring it up first, and then he gets all the sympathy while I get nothing.It's like being raped all over again.
>>43417888i want to animate the books + fan fiction + some other fanfics yes
>>43417894This is tangentially related but I remember reading a fanfic where she was flirting with Anon and saying some extremely sultry shitBefore I realised wait a secondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRsj0t5rtywHer voice isn't very aligned to being salacious at all lole. Very blankminded mare
>>43417899It's okay, how about I rape him so you can feel better about not getting double raped?
>>43417906I hope you animate a story where the mares are horny and want to fuck Anon.
I've been wondering for a while now. What is pony music like on the broader scheme of things? Considering that ponies always tend to be quite cheerful would pessimistic/sad music be outliers? What kind of topics would ponies usually sing about? I know goths/emo ponies exist but at least it seems to be mostly an aesthetic choice in things fashion related? What are your thoughts anons? And what song would you like to introduce to ponies? I know for a fact that if I got sent to Equestria I'll be singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Would be fitting I think.
>>43417913there will be no anon in my stories because he is barbieshitAnonstallion maybe
>>43417917Based!
>>43417917but anon, YOU'RE anon! We're all anon! Doesn't that make us all barbieshit?
>>43417917you do know that (You) are Anon, right?are you saying that (You) are barbieshit?
>>43417915You gotta make a big scene with some heavy death metal.
>>43417932>>43417933I'm not anon I am a beautiful stallion!
horse board horse anons horse
Being human > Being a ponyI can carry and hold a pony in ways a another pony can't, I can brush them and pet them with my own nimble hands, and boop them with my finger.It just idn't the same with hooves.
YWNBAP
>>43417945Being a pony > Being humanYou can do all of that easily with magic :)
>>43417949It just isn't the same with magic.
>>43417955I mean it is, you ain't gotta explain shit with magic. It just does. y'know?
>>43417819I dismissed your post earlier but I have to admit that it does feel like i'm talking to an LLM whenever the Anonstallion schizo shows up
>he is not a pegasilol lmao even
>>43416421I will not write what's on my mind.
>>43417959If it was like that with magic then unicorns would never use their hooves or mouths, yet they often do! You don't have to explain shit with magic but the show did.
>>43417949>Zero tactile feedback. Not the feeling of their coat. Not sensing their pulse or heartbeat.Eeeeew.Imagine coping this hard because you can't experience the warmth of a pony pressed against your palms. Might as well hug your waifu through a hazmat suit.
>>43417967That's because the animators in the show re-use animations to change things up.>>43417970I'm living in your mind rent free ^:)
reminder not every unicord is magic haxthe majority are weak as fuck
>>43417976>That's because the animators in the show re-use animations to change things up.Lots of things about Equestria are practical production decisions, but if you reject them for that reason you're essentially rejecting Equestria as a whole. I'd rather try and come up with logical in-universe explanations for why these things happen rather than ignore them.
>>43417909She sounds cute. But you not being able to imagine her sound seductive is a you problem.
>>43417938mmmm horseyes i think horse
>>43417970He doesn't even want to imagine to feel how soft their coats would feel against naked skin, how warm they would feel when you cuddle up to them during cold nights. The contrast, the intimacy.It's so sad.
>>43418015Nah, i'm still petting mares with my hoof ^:)
Well, good4u. You still sound like a miserable, hateful person. Ironically, it's the thing that makes you more human.
>>43417938>Charlie>You look quite down>With your big fat eyes>And your big fat frown
Paizuri from Tara Strong
>>43418156I can't imagine being horny for her. I like her voice when she's voicing Twilight but my love for Twilight definitely doesn't extend to her.
>>43418161same herehonestly it's almost kind of weird that Twi's voiced by someone so un-Twi
>>43418161>>43418167kmore paizuri for me then
>>43418161>I can't imagine being horny for herto each there own ig
I love this image.
>>43418200ah shit this fucking guy
>>43418161How about now Anon. Are you horny now?
>>43418205No, that's not a cute little pony and also I know she has a completely different personality.
>>43418200The ass is fat
>>43418205I came!
>>43418167Yeah it's called acting nigga
>>43418200I unironically wish this happened in the show itself.
>>43418200Which episode is this from?
>>43418202maybe there's two of them now
>>43418200>Hi! I'm big butt Twilight
>>43417979Unicorn supremacists aren't ready to be told their magic is extremely limited.
the anon below me is actually Tara Strong
Suck my titties, Anon!
the anon above me is actually Tara Strong
Tara Strong actually posts in this board. holy shit
Guys I'm not attracted to these ponies, I've tried jacking it off to them and even after it's all said and done I just don't like it.What will Rainbowdash think of me if we met?
>>43418370I hope my horsewife has at least one fucked up fetish that I'm not into at all so that it feels more like an equivalent exchange
>>43418401She'll probably think you're gay
>>43418406She's into cuddling.
>>43418401I think you'll do fine in Equestria. Odds are they won't be into humans anyways, so you're better off than most of us.
>>43418411Well I said a fucked up fetish I'm *not into* so to make your reply adherent I'm gonna imagine she snores, hogs the blanket, runs hotter than a radiator and refuses to wear a horn cap so that she pokes out your eyes. And also sometimes she'll just randomly do a full horse buck against your body.
>>43418414She is very into bucking you, while cuddling.
Do you think Tara Strong does vore jobs as Twilight?Should I ask her?
>>43418458I can't believe she actually posted this. She had to know right? Like she interacts with autistic cartoon fans all the time
If Hasbro ever decides to make MLP games besides mobile slop and whatever the gen 5 games were what kind of games would you like to see? I personally think an animal crossing kind of game with ponies would be pretty neat. Or a PMD style RPG where you reincarnate as a pony. Generally think that any good MLP game should let you make a ponysona (cutie mark editor would be fucking cool)
>>43418650Equestria Online or bust
>>43418650Harvest Moon type farming simulator at Sweet Apple Acres would be sweet.
>>43418650I'd wanna see an actual city builder where the core mechanic is that each pony has individual needs and desires and you have to try and find compromises between ponies to make everypony happy.
>>43418693+
>>43418200Niggas jack off to this shit but clown on me for wanting to fuck a beautiful blonde MILF alright
>>43418717Liking women is gay. Hope this helps!
>>43418650PMD style, make sure our pony has to fight a God that looks horrific like completely breaks the art style horrific. Give it 2D almost child like drawn style like Kirby Dreamland 3 or Yoshi's Island, like very cutesy and the final boss looks like detailed pencil sketch, very sharp and rough making it look otherworldly.I want that and the power friendship to save the day because that's kino and I'm tired of the bleak minded telling me that's cringe and corny.
>>43418401Honestly being able to enjoy in an 100% non-sexual way is a flex
>>43418730I'm gay af then
>>43418253Feeling Pinkie Keen
>>43416479aint gonna find it in g6, lad. maybe go outside
>>43418015too big>>43418040too smallponies are 4-5 feet tall by definition
>>43418650platformer is fine, I like platformers. it's just the G5 ones kinda sucked.being able to customize sunny's fit was cute and on brand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN6UxFlTecohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jledVzlPdB8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwnb-e8vV-ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15k5GdwwxJAidk its just some tubes for the lols if u dont enjoy them then whatever
>>43418650make some classic 3D platformer like Spyro
>>43418730Talking like a woman is gay. Hope you end your life.
Is it a sin to clop?
>>43419653Yes! You must sunbeam to cleanse your snowpity!
would you rather have a two-way portal to equestria that turns you into a toad whenever you go to equestria, but turns you back to normal when you return to earth, or have a two-way portal to equestria that sends you there as a human, but gives you tinnitus that slowly gets worse the longer you stay there, and slowly recovers at the same rate while you're on earth?
>>43419669What if I already have a strong tinnitus?
>>43419669The second option, and Twilight cures the tinnitus with magic.
>>43419658We are not endowed with snowpity. Only mares are.
>>43419669The latter, even if it's incurable I can at least build up an honest relationship with ponies and then encourage them to come over here from time to time.
the anon below me raped the anon above me
>>43419732Hell yeah I love touching myself without consent.
>>43419680on the internet, noone knows you're a faustian pony...
>>43416434Kek I like doing this too. Please show us the logs.
>>43419748why the fuck is trixie watching Bloodborne videos on her laptop?
>>43418200Imagine how sexy her big fat butt's braps are
so... is this the general general (/mlpgg/) or what?
>>43420040no this is where I rape your bussy.
>>43418855How?
G5 is still peak.
>>43420273peak shit LMAOLMAO
>>43420273I liked the movie. The shows sucked.
>>43420273
>>43420273I like the designs from the like 3 or 4 Imalou Anglesâ„¢ that make them look really cute, and I liked Sunny and Izzy in the movie for the most part.
>>43419653Yes.
>>43418200>I'M SICK OF SHAKING MY FLANK FOR THESE FAT JERKS!!!
>>43420273I want to pull her tail really hard and when she turns around a questions me I pretend I did nothing and gaslight her.
>>43420273G9/11
I'm stressed out,hot and sweaty. But on the bright side I get to look at a silly blue mare that makes my heart flutter
>>43420446I bet she knows a spell that'd cool you off. She's just going to use telekinesis to dump a bag of ice on your head.
>>43420040pretty much
>>43420273Peak cringe.
>>43417909The deeper S7 voice might be suited better for that.https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ASBbpFt8Mw&start=27
>>43420273It could have been good but Hasbro completely dropped the ball after the movie
>>43420273i liked how hasbro ignored this shit>years without content
>>434205822025 to 2026 are years. Plural. So they were referring to that haha right?
>>43420582that was a good sign
I love mares.It's a stupid, broken, and thorny love. I hope that they understand.I hope they can see its depth, that they can see the devotion behind all this cracked glass.It will remain even if they don't. I can take comfort in that constant. Resourceful as always! I just need them to exist, and I can gleam a semblance of meaning!Greedy, I'm sorry. I just hate this pain and you make it go away. I will thank you until the end of time for that. Hopefully, that's enough. It's all I have to give.
Derpy Hooves
>>43421192...before the accidentwear a helmet.
>>43420569from what I read they dropped the ball before them movie even came out, something like 20-30 minutes was cut to shorten it down for netflix, which is why the ending is so rushed and nonsensical.
>>43420350Twilight, your butt is the only thing that's fat here.
>>43416477>Eating an entire raw apple is tough for me to digestAre you a small rodent?
>>43421473Maybe. I think it's the high fiber that makes me belchy.
>>43421492I'd burp you, nonny c:
>>43421492>high fiber >one (1) apple Do burgers really?
the anon below me is a rat.
>>43421492it's probably the wax coating
>>43421528Don't make it weird. |:<>>43421555Yeah. I tried washing it down with a liter of root beer, but I was already stuffed from my two bowls of my little pony gummy and cheese whiz casserole. Thank Celestia it wasn't Taco Belle night.>>43421563Could be, but I've left them unpeeled in baked goods without that problem. I've read that the high fructose also ferments, and it's all affected by every individuals differing gut chemistry. They taste better cooked anyway. Maybe that's why those grass grazing little ponies eat a ton of baked goods and grill their hay burgers.
>>43416429I remember reading a really cute bit of fanon about how when Pinkie Pie attends Apple Family Reunions, they all call her "Pink Lady" to christen her with an Apple Name.
>>43421684I doubt it's the fiber, unless you eat nothing but white bread. When I started losing weight and eating more salads I noticed some initial stomach pain (very slightly) that went away after about two weeks, supposedly my body adjusting to a diet richer in fiber. If you get stomach pain EVERY time you eat something it's more likely your body just has trouble digesting that particular thing, for whatever reason (FODMAPs or whatever). My dad can't handle too much leek, for example. Been that way since he was little and never changed. If it really was the fiber you would likely stop having stomach pain if you ate one more frequently.
>>43421492My precious is still gorgeous even as a mousey!!
>>43421696Holy ApplePie, that works too well.>>43421698Interesting. I'll stop blaming the fiber then. The fact that it's the only food I have extremely minor bloating discomfort with points to a funny bit of disagreeing chemistry. Ironic for an applefag.
>>43416421This board is practically abandoned by the 4chan mods with only a janny appearing sometimes to delete things he doesn't like and then vanishes.
>10
>>43422153penis goes WHERE?! ( °□°)
>>43416421You're all a bunch of horse fuckers.
>>43422164Wherever it fits.
>>43421752>Ironic for an applefag.It only proves your dedication, fellow applebro!
the anon below me is a diamond dog.
Call me crazy but I see the potential in an MLP racing game. Horse racing is one of the most popular horse-related sports after all. Just think about it:>G6 episode that introduces the concept of pony racing and serves as a subtle-ish commercial for the game, similar to the power ponies episode>Cast of original pony racers from all tribes with different stats each (tie-in toys can be sold as well)>Gameplay has mild platforming thrown into the mix to take advantage of the fact that it's an on-hoof racing game>Earth ponies are standard racers with no gimmicks but better stats than the rest>Pegasi get pushed around easily but have the ability to glide >Unicorns are the most gimmicky in general. Could either use some magic to get around easier, have some really out there stats, or both>Exclusive game modes that include only specific kind of ponies (exclusive aerial races with pegasi, battle mode with unicorns, etc.>Have RD, Twilight and Pinkie as secret unlockable racers>Fluttershy could be a secret announcerI'm just saying: it can work.
>>43422165Well yes, that sort of is our thing.
>>43418205Unironically hot
>>43418182>>43418205>>43418219>>43418458>>43418717>>43418911AWOOOOOOGA SEX WITH TARA STRONG UNF UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43422730I'm getting Sonic Riders vibes if the 3 tribes copied their homework. Earth ponies could buck through obstacles like power types.>Have RD, Twilight and Pinkie as secret unlockable racersThis part doesn't make sense to me, unless you're unlocking g4 costumes. At least one of the faces of the franchise should be playable off the bat, otherwise it's like a Mario game without Mario. Unlockables could also be new supporting characters (especially if they bring back AJ and Rarity), antagonists, and goofy easter eggs like g1 ponies.
>>43423266okay?
>>43423266CUTE ART
>>43423266Hasbro will never do this because they hate fun.
>>43423389Subtle.I wonder how many here get that one.
>>43423428Isn't that the Doctor Who scarf?
>>43423600Tom Baker, yeah.
I just saw that /create/ is dead.The general as a whole seems to be in a weird limbo and, I'll caricature a bit, was more of a canvas dumping ground than anything else (I have nothing against the canvas, which is really cool; that's just an observation).It's still unfortunate to see it struggle this much; a general for projects should be an essential one.Beyond the overall lack of /mlp/ projects, the biggest issue is that it doesn't have a clear niche.Projects will either use existing threads (Waifus general for the Neocities website, /chag/ for the /chag/ VN, /eaw/ for Equestria at War stuff, etc.) or, if they're far enough along, just make their own threads to showcase (the games website, this >>43417611 even if it looks like abandoned project #5964, etc.)Dunno what could be done to make it more appealing.
Maud Pie makes me smile and I like her a lot.
>>43423780I would contribute with pone projects, but I am a dipshit who has too many other projects on my plate.Not enough productive neets anymore?
>>43423780I think the core problem is that there's just not that many people working on longterm projects nowadays and there's no way to sustain a general off people showing up for short-term projects and then leaving, so naturally the focus ends up on something like the canvases because that allows for regular participation from people who aren't in the mood to commit to a project and it creates some level of community. Of course, once the focus becomes something like that people are less likely to join the thread for other things and then it slowly dies off.
After hiding 65 threads, the board isn't so bad anymore.I recommend it.
>>43423857>he said in a post-hack general born from shitposting
>>43423857I need to see the catalog move around even if I don't care about a fair number of the threads. It is what it is.
>>43423871I was the same, but I decided to remove EQG/G5/fetish threads and generals, plus obviously samefagged threads and the two frog ones that are still here, because apparently it's now fine to frogpost if you do it with a one-line thread that's somehow pony-related.
>>43423874>filtering G5
>>43423876>g5 movie in this animation style>g5 cartoon in that animation styleno consistency, g5 wasn't even planned as a thing, it was just "let's bandaid things up while we wait for the real one"and then the constant name changes, is it a new generation or were they telling their tales?
>>43423876I don't hate it, unlike EQG. I just have zero interest in it and know I'll never visit the generals. The /queen/ one does seem to create OC sometimes for their OP, so I could have left it in view, honestly.
>>43423881it was planned as a thing, but old CEO died, media strategy changed, distributor changed, new (much cheaper) studio was brought in, it was a mess, but not because it wasn't planned.
>>43423857>65I have 80 hidden
>>43423930I raped this anon's bussy
>>43423866Nah, this one wasn't born from shitposting. The first write what's on your mind thread that happened right after the last anni had tons of discussion in it. It only became more shitposty as it went on.
I don't hide any threads
>>43424037Do you ever hide posts?
imagine if lauren got her way and we got that valentines episode?i think it was a fakeout and fluttershy was going with angel , pinkie with Gummy and so onthe only think i could see is twi x mac as another lauren self insert
>>43424038I don't think I have
>>43423780Maybe should rename it
>>43424058KekFrom Tempo to Create to Canvas
>>43423881Lul you just remind me that g5 really is the woke mental illness >tell your tale No bitch its tell THE tale You live to tell THE tale not 'tell your tale' 'Speak your truth' >replaces the concept of truth by "multiple narratives"In Defense of Merit in Science Abbot et al
>>43424037You ever try posting a ponyDon't want to scare you or anything just asking
Even thinking about getting a job feels exhausting. I feel like I'm getting ripped away from my ponies. It's sad. Very, very sad.
>>43423876It's literally just one thread right now, the fact he needs to explicitly mention it next to EqG shows how mindbroken he is.Anyway, I don't hide anything but frogshit because I'm not a pussy.
>>43424189It's three threads, actually. I can also see it really triggered and offended you, so I'll repeat that I just don't care about it.
>>43424079Don't be like that, anon, think that you're providing for your waifu. You don't want to be a burden to her, do you?
>>43424238stop the slave mentalitymares want a husband, not a servant
>>43424079>>43424256Get a job, freeloader. Start poundin' that pavement and lookin' em' square in the eye.
>>43424207I actually didn't mind your opinion but you have to be an asshat about it, not unexpectedly. And it just happens to be 3 threads today, it was one thread most of the time lately which you'd have known if you weren't a tourist.
>>43424400>I actually didn't mind your opinion but you have to be an asshat about itAnon... I wrote that I didn't have any hate for G5 >>43423884, and the first post you made was>Lololol MINDBROKENWho's the asshat?>And it just happens to be 3 threads today, it was one thread most of the time lately which you'd have known if you weren't a tourist.Both the G5 and the Queen one are more than one day old. So that's already more than one.That's also not the point; you don't need to project because you were objectively wrong about the number.
>>43424263NTA but >enter business>receptionist immediately tries to cut you off if you talk to them and mention the words "job, employment, jobs, manager">"Oh yeah anon I'll just take your resume">no callback in the weeks after because they probably trashed or buried your resumeor>talk to manager>"oh sure here's my number">call manager multiple times>"oh sorry the manager's busy at a meeting">finally reach the manager just to get "oh yeah we aren't hiring" as a response. I'm sick of this shit. Online listings aren't much better either. genuinely makes me want to kill myself looking for work in the modern world, it's not like it's my first job, i've worked 3-4 other jobs, but apparently they don't count because i haven't stayed at a single job for longer then 2 months.
>>43424424>i've worked 3-4 other jobs, but apparently they don't count because i haven't stayed at a single job for longer then 2 months.Depending on your circumstances, it's even worse than that, since it can signal that you're wishy-washy and unable to stay at one job for long.
>>43424424>i haven't stayed at a single job for longer then 2 months.I don't know what happened but this just makes you look like a lazy retard that can't stay competent enough to not get fired, just so you're aware.
>three frogshits up on the boardSo I guess /mlp/ has finally fallen. And all that was necessary for it to happen was the troll selecting a different frog image to use for his threads.
>>43424559They're only deleting "off-topic" frog threads now.If it's a frog image but with something like>I love Fluttershy! She's cute!they allow it.
>>43424559>>43424563lol do you think the janitor/mods care about the board? they don't even check any threads at all, only at most hover over what new threads were made and then go on another board or something else like how rapeape uses xitter to post /pol/shit then actually make 4chan good
>>43424415You are mindbroken though, because there's many other very shitty threads to choose after EqG before G5. You'd have a point when G5 was airing, not anymore now. But it is the FIRST thing to occupy your mind after EqG, before garbo threads like PTFG or JDB. I'd call that obsessed (i.e. mindbroken).Don't care about your "ackchually" nonsense either, everyone who visits this place regularly knows it's been mainly one thread recently, with the occasional Posey/Opaline thread. I'd even agree that the main G5 thread is dead and bumped by a single schizo, but again, I don't care to agree with someone who goes out of his way to be an asshat.
>>43424559>finally fallenIt fell a long time ago due to their biased moderation.>I only show up to delete things in THESE threads not THOSE threads
>>43424576btw you look cute as a mare, i'd fuck your mare pussy.
>>43424572EQG and G5 and season 9 are the same thing
>>43424576And yet everybody comes crawling back to it like they have battered wife syndrome.
>>43424572I grouped things I filter, Anon. They're not in order of what I hate the most or what rustles my jimmies more; otherwise, yes, fetish threads would be before G5. I even gave a good point to the /queen/ thread in my post.You seem to be the one "mindbroken" by the trolling G5 is getting on the board. That's not my case; I don't think the dog posting is that funny.Last post from me. See it as a concession if you want. I prefer to focus my hate on the frog threads from now on.
>>43424584As dead as 4chan is, it still has more visibility than the rest.It's a shit situation, but if we want to stay alive, even barely, there aren't any alternatives.
>>43424572You go trans girl, tell him what's what!
The tranny zipp situation hitting EQD is like 911 for g%ers
>>43424626
>>43424626Not really, I already debunked that nonsense over a year ago >>42290397, >>42291224 and >>42291264. But you're obviously arguing in bad faith, so anything said won't matter anyway.
>>43424648LOL
Do you think they had to back down from being open about zipps troon out because of the backlash to the my little pony goes woke new york times article
>>43424652Compelling counterargument, really.
>>43424603>I can have nothing but shit discussion in this one place>I don't care I can actually have very little actually legitimate discussion in this other place, I prefer if it's shit and a lot of it, because at least it's a lot
the anon below me pooped himself LOL!!!
I love G5
the anon above me pooped himself LOL!!!
>>43424630Zipp is a troon...
>>43424658Diplomacy has failed
>>43424598Yeah maybe you're right, I'll let it go, you seem pretty okay about it. And you recognize the frogs as the true cancer, which is the most important part anyway.
>>43424681No hard feelings.
>>43424671I knew it all along
this is the most stagnant site ever and it still feels more dynamic than any other big website. you get party hats on the site's birthday and the april fools can sometimes be big and disruptive and every now and then a mod might fuck about a bit or do a sticky thread or whatever. twitter's just twitter all day, week, month, year and decade. im starting to realise the golden age of the internet could've never lasted 4 long. the present state of things was basically inevitable
>>43416421Koviry got what she deserved and I am tired of pretending that she didn't!
>>43424829The golden age of the internet is never coming back especially after 2018
>>43424857>india blows up the second the internet goes to shitWhat did (You) mean by this?
>>43424851>you deserve a horrific death if you were edgy when you were 16typical twitterfag
>>43424829>twitter's just twitter all day, week, month, year and decadetechnically it does change more often than 4chan (new algorithms, new shit like community notes, etc)the problem is that all these trinkets do nothing to actually make people discuss shit
>>43424851>cannibalismUnf!
>>43424857Wtf happened in 2018
>>43424857French bros... we stopped existing
>>43424857>chinks_and_streetshitters.mp4Ah. That would explain why the internet is so different, now.
>>43424671ftm's are based, actually
>>43424897Aw shit so we all die horribly then?
>>43425194I wish I could top her carrot if you know what I mean
>>43425194Deleted why?
>>43424857>>43425045Chinese numbers can be taken with a grain of salt, since they have the great firewall and are separated from the rest of us.
>>43425206the IP used to post that image was a Proxy IP because that anon's using the pedoproxy so likely a bot.
>>43425209yes, that's why the internet didn't die in 2004. they have VPN's and nationalist shills now though, but it's still relatively difficult and illegal to access the public internet.
Kissing Pinkie is like a margarita, kissing Fluttershy is like smelling a flower. It's different, but they are both equally as amazing.
>>43425818how about kissing rarity
>>43424829I already forgot what this year's April fools was
>>43416421>This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now.I really want to know how often EqG characters have shown off their feet in tights or stockings. Yeah I've got a gooning problem but you ask what's on my mind and gave you the honest truth.
>>43425823Like kissing every stallion in Ponyville.
>>43425828I had to look it up because I couldn't remember eitherthe captcha was changed to ask you the name of a random character from an image and you could type in anything and it would go through so it wasn't even a real captcha
>>43416421They've should've made Grogar his own character instead of Discord pranking us man what a fucking let down
Is there an archive of fanmade pony music?I lost a bunch of stuff in the move and I'd like to restore my collection.
>>43425885Not anymore because of trannies
I urgently need to stop clopping
>>43425989Well then just stop.
>>43425888>Trips of dial-eightChecked.>Not anymoreAny alternatives, even if incomplete?>because of tranniesqrd?
I wish Carrot Top would top my carrot.*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
>>43425885I believe this is the latest version of the pony music archive before it stopped being updatedhttps://www.theponyarchive.com/archive/ponymusicarchive/Pony%20Music%20Archive%2021.03%20(Raw%20Quality)/Artists/
>>43426115Based, u r teh best pony
Undertale/Deltarune is just nu-homestuck, right down to the "become exponentially worse after bringing in other people" part
>>43426238Deltarune is gay
>>43426105she couldn't fit it all in.
Seems we have an active LLM (or fleshbot version of it) running that can only respond with "No U". Examples in the last day: >>43426645 >>43426416 >>43426459
>>43426680Has been around for months. I almost considered bitching abt it to a mod on the irc but whatever
>>43426680>>43426684Yeah the whole site is training bots if you didn't notice.A-A-And as for Anon's 'PLAN'? I know their IRC...humorless and immediate bans.
>>43426686Rarity would rather be caught dead than to dye her mane green
>>43426684There also seem to be a lot of trolls deliberately acting in ways they know go against established board culture to try to annoy people. One or two-word simp posts in the G6 VA thread for example, or the "I'm gonna be a pony/mare" whenever iseikai-ing to Equestria is mentioned. It's probably all one guy too. It's so low-effort I bet it's the frogshitter.
>>43426693>HiEschizo ramblingDon't care.
>>43416421I hate apples.
>>43426680same guy as >I hug her with my HOOVESand >The Anon below me is xxxbtw
>>43426711Same guy who'll say the opposite of whatever another anon says too.>Futa? Kill yourself>"Futa? Love yourself"
>>43426707>Yes we know you're x>But enough about youWhat other ones are in your pre-recorded voicebox
>>43426716Oh yeah, that style of posting that's been present for a while now. One guy posts something, he posts the opposite.It's so annoying because it's so incredibly low-effort and yet mods won't delete it for extremely low quality that it is. The Jumbo Don thread is 75% the same guy, I bet that's the case for a lot of these shitty threads that are perpetually dragged up and down the catalog. Just like in real life, you have to remove just ONE percent of the population and everything improves for everyone but the people in charge never do so because they're subhuman filth.
>>43426725why are you talking to yourself bro
Hope is humanity's biggest weakness. It only exists so you will carry on despite all odds because you believe things will get better in the future (they never do) only so you can continue to suffer.
>>43426831Wooooow. That's deep and stuff
>>43426831Trvthnvke
>>43426680>>43426686>>43426693The thing is that he's not a bot, and not even brown, but he sure does act like one.Since he already replied to you defending his spiritually brown persona, I'm just gonna leave a mare he "likes" a lot.
I'm brown because I ate too much chocolate, coffee, rust,
>>43426831Yeah, real deep Ton.
>>43425989Why? Are you driving, or something?
>>43427155perhaps
>>43416425Granny Smith Apples are the best.
>>43425989don't cut off your only source of oxytocin, anon. you need it.
female is superior to maleit just is...
I was banned on Derpibooru for saying Twilight non-consensually molested the cows in Boast Busters.Am I wrong? Twilight literally fondled their tits in the middle of the night without asking and she is the type of mare to mindrape a filly. How is pointing out canonical events offensive?
>>43427456You got banned for that? Fucking topkek, Derpi jannies are so fucked.
>>43427456good old twilightI love her so much!
>>43427456What did you expect from Derpibooru in the first place, lol?
>>43427179Don't you only get oxytocin from touching someone else (or something, like a cat) or someone else touching you?
>>43427575and from clopping!
>>43427598I think that's just dopamine.
>>43427610>drives uphey, are you guys open?i'd like one dopamine, pleaseand can I also get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>>43426008I'm trying, but it's really difficult>>43427155Nope>>43427179But isn't having too much of it bad?
>>43425989KEEP ON CLOPPING NEVER STOP CLOPPING CLOP CLOP CLOP
>>43427456>molestedyep>non-consensuallynopeIt's their whole job. They like it.In any case it wasn't "rape", it was "emergency overtime".
>>43427179>rape>>43427456If trannies ban you, you are default correct until proven otherwise.
>>43427689>It's their whole job. They like it.Haha yea.
The mares are on edge (except for Colgate.)
>>43427797Forgot Pic.
>>43427640you'll probably get more from a hug than you will from masturbation.it's literally a survival mode trickle
>>43426238Hussie is in the credits of ch5 too, it's so over orz
>>43427456Damn, if you think about it, it's true. After all, cows in their world are intelligent, but for some reason they're considered cattle.
>>43428185They are considered cattle because that's what they literally are.
>>43428345horses are also bred for human consumption and entertainment and sexual pleasure.
>>43428384I don't think it is technically accurate. Like with any manufacturing technology, in breeding there are primary optimized parameters, and there are asides. Horses are optimized for riding, plowing and sometimes for battle. Everything else is basically creative misuse. They are also edible, but they would be tastier if they were bred for consumption; they are also sexy, but it would be a terrible faux pas to let your horses be seen in public without crotchbras if they were bred for sexual uses; they are also entertaining, but they would wear clown wigs if they were bred for entertainment.What would a horse breed optimized for glue industry look like? Powerful ligaments, comically oversized hooves, tiny deformed rudimentary heads because there's no need for it to be sentient or self-sufficient?
>>43428413>Horses are optimized for riding and plowingunf
>>43428413>but it would be a terrible faux pas to let your horses be seen in public without crotchbras if they were bred for sexual uses;I kek'd
The rest of the comic is whatever but I really like the last panel.
Does the board like or use PonyTown? I never see anything posted about it. Why?
>>43429166>Does the board likeNo.>useYes.>Why?Because 90% of the game is underaged genderspecials who hate horsefuckers.
>>43429166it's not populated by ponypony ppl
cool tomboy princess!
>>434295370/10 doesn't even pass
>>43429537Fucking toothpaste hair.
Bros I have a thing for white mares.Even this one >>43429537 is good.Or is it just because they're the most mature ones of the bunch?Not Swibble, tho. She's too young.
>>43429544I heard whiteness was an indicator of domestication in animalsa white horse shows it's calm, civilized, docile, and affectionate
>>43429166We tried. Only normalfags and ban evaders survive there. Still waiting for a based and simple horse chat replacement.
>>43429572Do that many fillies still get on? I hardly only ever see two anymore.
>>43429587i still see herds every now and thena surprising amount of the fillies do not know who anonfilly is though. they're just trendriders. fascinating
>>43429572Imagine the smell
>>43429572Doesn't everfree outpost exist? I thought it was like multiplayer and all that
>>43429684Yes but it's pretty janky. Last time I was on there, a few years ago at this point, there was only a few customization choices, a lot of ugly environment assets, and a tedious crafting system.If the creator(s?) put in a few emotes and a dozen more dress up related options since then, then they'd be a good competitor. I think they're more concerned with ironing out bugs and working out minecraft game play though.
I help help bad. I created a Rainbow dash tulpa but is is EXTREMLY racist and constantly says the n word and thinks everything is "Jewish".She will not shut the fuck up about it. She was relatively normal for the first 6 months but about the last 2 it's nothing but slurs against everyone. Even the polish and Irish which I am. How do I chill her out and make her stop. It's starting to seep into everything
>>43429815It depends, anon. Looking at your flag, is your tulpa a barbie or is it a pony?
>>43429815This is the worst attempt at trying to 'recapture' peak fandom. Nothing about this abundance of flag wearing morons and their awful takes on everything, is organic.
>>43429821Pony>>43429824Get bent
>>43429815my twilight sometimes intentionally tries to creep me out and laughs when i get spooked. i have no idea why my brain would generate this
>>43429815I mean... it's a reflection of you, Nonny. Did you not expect it to be racist?
>>43430041Eeee!!!
>>43430094The fuck is this furry shit?
>>43430095The result of moderation that stopped caring a long time ago.
>>43430095it's from a christian kids show i think
>>43430095It's from an "analog horror" actually more like "analog dark comedy" series.>>43430108Yeah. The series is centered around what amounts to a haunted christian kids' show.
>>43429815Basically, your mind is incredibly racist, but you lock it away. Either embrace your racist nature or dissolve your tulpa.
