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Tripfags in Equestria
Tripgods in Equestria
>>43417699>>43417701so nobody in Equestria? Tripfaggotry died after 2014-ish when attentionwhores fully moved to social media
Odysseus in Equestria
>>43417703It’s tradition
>>43417810do we even have tripfags on /mlp/? The only ones I can recall are the people that actually need identity (!cosmic in /mppp/ or the cunts that organize other shit on the board)
>>43417826>do we even have tripfags on /mlp/there used to be a fuck ton of themwhen did you join the ride?
>>43417694>>43417698True!
>>43417855>there used to be a fuck ton of themused is past tenseI'm asking about tripfags that are active *now*>when did you join the ride?2025, but used 4chinz for years tripfags have been a threatened species for a long time
*cough*
>>43417975Ask something else.
>>43418016
>>43418042haha, silly horsey!
>>43417711Would be loud as fuck if its anything like the movie
>>43418048Anon, no! You didn't ask for permission first!Look how scared she is.
>>43418053It'll be told in the oral tradition, using the Royal Canterlot Voice, just like in the days of old
>>43418053it's mid
>>43417703wrong
>>43417826here’s your trip code faggotI don’t even know, tripfaggotry died when Ponychan died, and whatever morons try to “non-conform” with trip codes end up getting bored and leaving because they don’t have the brainpower to remember their previous posts or identify anons without trip/name.
>>43418129you're really gonna diss my boi Ponychan like that
>>43418135Yes because the majority of them were insufferable queersIf you go onto desu and look at the thread where /mlp/ opens for the first time, ponychan tripfags made themselves insufferable and even pissed off /b/ fags in the process.Be happy they’re gone, because NONE of them contributed anything to /mlp/.
>>43418129>I don’t even know, tripfaggotry died when Ponychan diedthis doesn't explain them also dying in other parts of 4chan and other imageboards as well
>>43418159Stop posting on this board.
>>43418262No.
>>43418159>umm ackshually (insert shit not relevant to /mlp/)I don’t care about other boards, it’s that simple. As for those retards, they were probably the same queer tourists that got bored of being constantly rightfully harassed for their retardation and left.Even the most hardcore tripfags got bored after realizing people ignore what they post (even if it took being spat on multiple times).
>>43418298>>umm ackshually (insert shit not relevant to /mlp/)4chan general culture is fucking relevant to /mlp/, even if /mlp/ is a fucking time capsule
>>43418308so?
>>43418311neigh
>>43418308>/a/ and it’s 10 dead or dying spinoff boards (/cm/, /u/, /y/, /m/, /jp/, /h/, /hc/, /e/, /d/, /c/)>/3/, /diy/, both on life support (esp /3/ after the “accidental” board wipes)>/mu/ has a blatantly botted ((K-pop)) thread that has a resident janitor protect it from “trolling” if you point this out. >/g/, /ck/, /v/, /o/, /x/, /tv/, full of retarded contrarians and shitflinging, quality threads and replies are a rarity that’s often not noticed or bumped to death.>/pol/ and /v/ are probably 70% bots by this point, when the captcha downage occurred they immediately lost 2/3 of their traffic because the bots stalled, compared to other boards only losing about 1/3 to 1/2 of their traffic>/k/ has been turned into /pol/ 2.0 since 2020>/ic/ has low activity and a outdated sticky, /i/ is dead>/mlp/ is maybe one out of three boards that has actual board events, and beats the other two in both quality and total events. I think 4chan culture isn’t relevant here anymore, anon is technically “broader 4ch culture” but nobody uses him anymore outside of /mlp/ since he got taken over by shartyjak and frog edits.
>>43418340you forgot about /co/ the... what the fuck is even /co/ these days? >>/k/ has been turned into /pol/ 2.0 since 2020I'm not even a /k/ommando and actual NAFO shills sometimes leak to other boards, it's insane also I've heard that mods punish all discussion regarding "legal matters" with firearms, what's up with that? >when the captcha downage occurred [/pol/ and /v/] immediately lost 2/3 of their traffic because the bots stalleddesu I feel like this might have actually been a problem with your average /vpol/'s IQ score
>>43418340>but nobody uses him anymore outside of /mlp/somehow common on /v/
>>43418145>That one time last year tripfagd tried to make a comeback>mfw he had a meltdown and gave up because someone who wasn't him made a thread for his shitty generaltripfags are so pathetic
Based on a recent thread of Anon getting invited to a chat group, i made this fake chat
>>43418620Twilight's such a bitch
>>43418623You're a bitch.
>>43418960YOU'RE a bitch!
>>434180531917 was louder
>>43420281>Mares when you have a sugarcube in your pocket
>>43419593What’s he strumming?
>>43418349/co/ is digital circus, capeshit movie threads, the occasional toonami watch party, and the eternal storytime of pain that modern comics have become.I visit every day
>>43421023you forgot about softcore smut threads and death battle shitposters
>>43421355ok?
>>43421355And Paul threads, HH threads, and Adventure Time still. And we can't forget the culture war threads.
>>43421760And?
>>43421023I can tell.
>>43417703Good.
>>43421953Fucking Manos. It's astonishing that there was art for it.
>>43422410yeah
>>43422406Looking at your weird gourde shaped body goddamn
>>43422748that is mean.
>>43419943No it wasn't.
>>43421796And the homestuck general still for some reason
>>43422953Isn't homestuck long done? What makes people stay there in that /co/ general?
>>43422959Some post about the awful sequel but I think it's a lot of fancomic talk and sometimes really jarring talk about "joining the fandom late." I hate those fags, I only ever pop into /co/ every few months to see if the general still exists, but there are rare moments I've seen where the oldfags remind me of how things used to be in that fandom around the early 2010s. Doesn't hold a candle to ponies and how this place has been able to even somewhat keep it's soul over the years.
>>43421023It could always be worse. The only other board I'm interested in is fucking terrible.
>>43422959It got a cartoon pilot trailer last year that resuscitated the body. If you want to see a visible form of autism, go look up the names of who’s involved in it
>anon gets mistaken for a fillyphile>by a pony who is actually one and thinks they found a kindred spiritwhich pony works best for this?
>>43423257Celestia
>>43423257Twilight, of course.
>>43423257He's projecting...
>>43423257Fluttershy, obviously.
>>43418298What the heck is tripfaggotry? I suppose it is not when someone tries to go to Equestria by LSD.
>>43423257Rainbow Dashbut when it does happen, it's totally not her fault. kids just like her, for some reason. and it's not like she's gonna say no, you know, if they're cool with it and all...Rarity too
>>43423990Underage pls go
>"I THINK [Your favorite pony] SUCKS!"
>>43425567Bro! Once you shoo me off at least attach an answer to it.
>>43425567You're underage.
>>43426235no
>>43423257Scootaloo
yo! is this the Anonymous in Equestria thread?If it is, then I gots a message for you all.Ahem!...Fuck Anon in Equestria! You motherfuckers!That is all.thank you
>>43427157>”I found the cup where’s the other girl.”
>>43427473I'm not going to fuck Anonymous regardless of where I am, that's gay
>>43427750But Anon could be a filly now for all you know!
>>43427813you mean like an Anonfilly? nah, that'd never happen
>>43423435What if Celestia used to be considered only a little above average size but she's orchestrated a millennia long eugenics program to make ponies all look like fillies?
>be anon>in equestriaThe end.
>>43428783
>>43428110Eternal princesslet
>>43428783you've inspired me to write my first ever green>be in Equestria>rapefin
>>43428783>Be in the land of magical ponies>nobody knows your identntiyTo be continued?
>>43430012>the ponies act pony>unknown man now knows happinesswhat could go wrong
>>43430008op got raped by braeburn? what a story.
>>43429935>"Do you have the one where it's on a UFO and I get stuck to the wall, I kinda like that one better..."
>>43431005When are the jannies banning this fucking bot?
>>43431015He already is banned. Problem is, it does nothing to him.
>>43431110Save us AI
>>43431015Do jannies even care about a guy that just bothers one thread? I've never seen them deal with thread schizos on other boards.
>>434183404chan culture died when they banned the everyday until you like it threads on /a/
>>43431346Unrealistic, downvoted
>>43433293
>>43434037>”Ma’am I’m just here to fix the shitter.”
>>43422997I miss when you could go to some of the deader boards and see threads that were 10 years old
>>43434781There is one on /po/ from 2016, I was expecting /cgl/ to have some older stuff but oldest I saw there was 2022
>>434348832022 was when half the boards on the site went down and every thread on them got deleted, places like /3/ lost actual stuff from like 2010
>>43422751Not wrong though.
>>43436163>”Then prepare for your death Poseidon.”
Anon in Equestria? How about Anon in his fucking grave, bitch. Fluttershy lets all the animals piss on it too.This lil nigga is dead.
>>43417694
>>43436570>rape
>>43417975Tripfags are only annoying if they use it without reason, it was always just a means of identifying yourself whenever you post over here
>>43437240well yeah that's why no one complains about tripcodes used by organizers of various board eventstripfaggotry distinctly required trips while being completely insignificant poster
>>43418620made me chuckle
>>43438127Stranger Danger!
>>43439374>”No.”
What horse fits best with anon aesthetically
>>43439982Unironically? Fluttershy. She's already around a lot of green which perfectly compliments her color palette, and anon's green too, so...
>>43439982rarity because of anon's suit
>>43439982...Anonfilly/Anonmare?
>>43439596ok
>>43439998Cream yellow against a black suit? No way
>>43440377That's my anon, ugly as sin even with no face.
>>43442497None could save the Great Library at Alexandria...
>>43442497Pastebin institutes auto mod, colorized
>>43442822Which hornse is this
>>43443925Soothsayer.
>>43444017Post season 2 ponies aren't canon.
>>43444274She's an OC.
>>43440195fair
bump
>>43444361Eeeeeewwwwwwww
>>43445692uh rude
>>43445693Didn’t this horse get banned
>>43446369Casey would only be banned for being too cute.
>>43446736Absolute trash tier self insert faggot artist. Neck yourself.
>>43446784No.
>>43446736You heard the man, post moar
>>43447044Every damn day at the foal factory
>>43447173It's the only Anon edit, looks like. I didn't even realize it was Dragk, lmao.
>>43447408L2read
>>43447628I only posted it because it had Anon in it.
>>43447408Egg on your face the
>>43446784Based tism id soerg
>>43447944who
>>43448860lil shid
>>43449427Cursed
Why not Equestria in Anon and it's a story about gay sex.
>>43450567Anon got really hungry after a night of heavy drinking and ate a bluray boxset of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. He get's sick and dreams about all the ponies now living inside his body all Osmosis Jones style. Maybe it's real. He starts eating minature toys and small model houses to help the ponies, he get's fat from his new diet of sweets, flowers, plastic, and hay. He doesn't think he's getting fat he think he is just supporting the ponies so well that their population has grown. He doesn't get as sick as one would expect from these changes, perhaps due to the hard work of the ponies...
>>43450567Gay Pony Micheal Dougla-I mean Princess Luna
>>43450567i'm good
>>43451106What’s wrong with her rat body
>>43445904Why is his nose bigger than my weenie
>>43451786GIWTWM
>>43451814Genetics
>>43451814Everyone's nose is bigger than your weenie
>>43452120aw fuck I forgot to remove the name from when I was pretending to be a faggot
>>43452123>OPOscar Peterson?
>>43452128Ostentatious Pedant
>>43452123It's fine bae, I can still tell.
>>43453015from the thumbnail I thought Anon was shooting up heroin and that was why Celestia was crying
>>43453023Are you literally me, it got me too
>>43453023she would think both are just as bad
>>43454362Anon knowing kung fu is too competent, I prefer my anons to be wastes of air
>>43454855Shut up, Fluttershy. You're just pissed he chopped you on the nose when you tried breaking into his house again.
>>43454855How competent SHOULD anon be?
>>43453711Celly loves that big H tho
>>43455171He should be as competent as Darkwing Duck.
>>43455892Explain the the class that didn’t grow up in burgerstan
>>43456232He's generally a bumbling fool, but when something sets him off, he's hypercompetent.
>>43456271What’d set anon off
>>43457184One big shit and three little shits
>>43457071Mares in danger.
>>43457288What if they had it coming
>>43457556Doesn't matter.
>>43457562
I want to go to equestria so bad, I don't think I can make it otherwise. I don't even care what form I take anymore
>>43457071>>43456271>Anon styles himself as an inventor>figures he can cop at least a few concepts from Earth tech to make a living>a combination of barely remembering how some of it works, makeshift local materials, and a speck of magic getting in the way results in his devices having checkered results at best>there's still a hoofprint bashed into his door from the time he tested his "applenado 2000" without telling Applejack, and a bunch of her fruit ended up embedded in walls or broke the windows of houses in town>he gets more than his share of occasional panicked side-eye and laid-back ears, but the ponies are pretty willing to overlook his shenanigans>this is thanks to them discovering that somehow, all his benighted contraptions have formed a web of Rube Goldberg-induced doom for anything that tries to harm the town>foals running for their lives from timberwolves?>Anon overcranks his ice grinder and puts an automatic mailbox closer spring on backwards, and the next thing you know the creatures have been twisted into Hearthswarming wreathes.
would you?
>>43458285Sounds like I wouldn't have had a choice.
>>43457964>Becomes a zigger
>>43459589>or one of those jeetpones
>>43459589>>43460020I might hate it but the ponies clearly don't mind that much. Is that a price too high to finally make it to Equestria?
>>43460187depends on when in equestria
>>43460187How well can you speak in rhyme
>>43458759Bro just let her read
>>43460187You could always be a kirin, anon. Autumn Blaze would LOVE the company!
>>43460714I don’t watch new seasons, tell me about this horse
>>43461827She's Pinkie Pie but she has a better voice and fangs unnfff
>>43461827her episode is honorary NOT in Season 8like there was one edit by Anon that just fucking removed the S8 and replaced it with S5 (iirc?) one
>>43462254>like there was one edit by Anon that just fucking removed the S8 and replaced it with S5 (iirc?) oneExplain
>>43462285some guy made an edit of Sound of Silence that replaced the S8 school intro with a different one + changed the opening shot to the one without the school
>>43462287Holy BASED
>>43460187almost no price is too high, unless it's some monkeys paw shit like getting turned into a mentally retarded buffalo or somethingas much as I'd like to stay human, if going to equestria meant having to be turned into a native I'd be okay with a pegasus I supposebeing able to fly would be kinda sick and make up for no longer having hands or being bipedalzebra would be doable but man you'd get the side eye in alot of places
>>43462572It depends on if it's chance or a specifically predetermined result. I was lucky enough to be born on Earth not as like an african, indian, or chinese despite the likelihood being higher. With ponies being the majority in Equestria maybe it's more likely to turn out as something good and not a buffalo or zebra. Human is by far the preference but with how the world has been treating me lately I'd take what I can get.
>>43462634>I was lucky enough to be born on Earth not as like an african, indian, or chinese despite the likelihood being higher.Imagine if your chances at becoming whatever species once you get to Equestria depends on your ancestry.
>>43463064My dog does this
>>43463617Desk not filthy enough
>>43463986rude
>>43464066Shitty ov
>>43464500But enough about you.
>>43463349why
>>43462287Post it?
>>43464663https://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Shows/Fan-made/%E2%81%84mlp%E2%81%84%20%E1%8D%A1FiM%20S06E21%20-%20Sounds%20of%20Silence%20%28no%20stupid%20friendship%20school%29/YP-1R-06x21-EX823.mkv
>>43465539Based
>>43465539>Snips and Snails still in the intro photographEh, the rest is based.
>>43466358>>Snips and Snails still in the intro photographthat's because the intro is from S6btw "new Episode number" replaces a Glimmer x Trixie episode
>>43466358bad taste alert
>>43467142>”Im afraid its been nine years.”
>>43465864I do not like this.
>>43463986Not drinking his piss either
>>43468426I don't get it, can you explain your bait please?
>>43465864>>43468161Trilbies are not okay
>>43468554The explanation is jumbonigger's mental illness.
>>43468568Is this the new sunfag you mentally ill faggot blabber on about?
>>43468576>ESL
>>43468777yes we know what you are already.
>>43424459>You're Anonymous the Wizard >Unlike some dillholes, you didn't just wait around 30 years to get your powers. >You got them the hard way! >Anywhoozle...you wound up on this little rock, in an empire called Equestria. With nothing but your best grimoire. >The situation, given that, could have been much worse. But fortune smiles upon the retarded, you suppose. Yes, indeed it must! And you're the most retarded of them all! >You didn't come with good intentions, you came with a dream of conquest and an angry heart. You would build, slowly, connections...deals. >Ponies are a xenophobic race and didn't know what all to make of you, but they're also a desperately social species. They will hold with equal fear the same amount of attempt to tame what they don't know. >Oh me, oh my did you play the part. The poor lost human, only one of his kind. All alone. >Yes, poor Anon! Poor little Anon, with not a soul in the world to understand his plight. >You waited so long. >You made all the right connections, slowly you crawled your way close to the equestrian throne. >Celestia, for all her power, could never read your mind. You'd spent too long carving rituals into your being like a person carves their name into a tree. >Yes, unable to read you, cast spells on you, unsure always...but you would play her right. Woo her, gentle and wise, Anon, the kind human. >All the while, in the little room in the castle you earned, you slowly accrued your power. >After three years you made a very special phylactery. A luck stealing amulet. Made just like your little book tells you to. >Whatever is others good fortune, swaps now to become yours! Celestia could never quite understand why things just kept getting worse for her. Little accidents spiraling into larger ones. >Yes, you waited. You built up such power in secret. >All for today. >The festival of the summer sun. >Exiting your room, you wear your finest robes. A lion skin pelt adorns your waist, with ancient symbols engraved onto it. Guards ponies just outside your room look on curiously and ask if you'd like to be escorted to the Princess. >You declined them politely, before pointing your finger at one Gotcha!>Soon after, his entrails became outtrails. You do the same to the other guards outside your room and move onwards. I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad thingsWe can do the tango just for twoI can serenade and gently play on your heart stringsBe your Valentino just for you
>>43469488>The festival is lovely, when you arrive. Celestia looks radiant >"Anonymous," she laughs, her voice like lilacs "I must say, you look rather different...I supposed you would be wearing your typical suit."Celestia, my dear Princess, it's your special day. How could I not wear my very best at least this once?>There's a delicate blush, regal. She beckons you closer, unnoticing of the book in your spare hand. You do come close, you give her a gentle peck on her cheek. A purple unicorn gasps, then looks away shamefully. >"Why does HE get to kiss her...he's not even a pony!" She says incensed to another. >"Darling!" Another says hushed, her friend "you really must catch up with the times, there's nothing wrong with a...monkey.">"Human.">"Gesundheit. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with our princess finding love in such a strange being. It's her business! Being from canterlot, I would expect a much more liberal view from you. I really must say I'm disappointed.">"Oh, please! If sweetiebelle was...">You tube them all out, and just focus on Celestia for a time. Enjoying her presence before you inevitably pull back. I want you to understand something, Celestia. >She looks at you, turning her head slightly off kilter. >"Yes?" I really do care for you, in my own sort of way. I want you to know that. >"Well, I-" >You point your finger at her and scream. >Everyone goes quiet and just looks at you.>Some make faces. >Some laugh. >Laughing at the big monkey in the robes, pointing and hollering at the top of his lungs. >Celestia looks surprised for a moment. >Then very, very sick. >Sound is slain when she falls over, her eyes rolling to the back of her head, twitching on the ground for a time, then going impossibly still. >No one dares make a sound.
>>43469507>Twilight, the purple unicorn, becomes beyond consolation. She teleports her way to you and Celestia. >She swoops down, to the corpse, she barrages it - and it was, now, an it - with questions. Then goes above and beyond to revive it, casting spells and incantations left and right...before she finally just breaks down and tries standard aid.>The guards begin to stir and come closer, as sense comes back. >Then sound again too, screaming. Worse than your own infernal noise, screaming like bats out of hell. Clamoring, some try to scale up to the platform by their hooves. >The guards who come too close, each one experiences some small misfortune, leading them to die then and there. An impossible stroke of just bad luck. >Twilight eventually stops trying to revive Celestia's heart with her hooves and just...stops...and stares. >Like the world had just fallen out from under her. You don't need her anymore. >You kneel down, placing your hand on her back, smiling. I'm here now. I'll take care of your whole world for you. >"I..whuh..?" Shes not fully here. >But her friends are. >All five, infact, standing cautiously away from you. >Anon.." Applejack's eyes narrow, blowing hot air out of her nose "step back now from Twilight, y'hear?" >"We don't," rarity croaks "we don't want any trouble, really. We just..we..." >"We think YOU caused all this mess!" Rainbow dash spits I did, and I'm not done yet either. >"You don't..you..you ain't got no remorse fer what y'done?" I'm not done. >"You're plum wrong there, y'are done! We're- you-" >Greasily, you slide your arm around Twilight, pushing her limp body to face her friends. Now, now, hold on! >You're tired, your body is weak from the amount of juice you've used, you're not used to this much expenditure after waiting so long. >But they don't need to know you're tired. >"You leggo of twilight right now!!!" Pinkie stomps her hoof, her friends bolter out agreements and the five step closer. Wait! Wait!>You stick your index finger out and all of them pause, stepping back. Look! See the guards..?>They don't look away from you. I can do worse than that to Twilight. I can do much worse than that. >"You no good, low down dirty...I'll tear you limb from limb y'damn ape! I'll..">"Applejack...we can't..." Fluttershy squeaks just barely. >"Look what happened to Celestia...to all the other ponies...I duh..I duhh...I don't...I..oh dear.." she breaks down, crying. Like she was a baby again, she just bawls. Pinkie comes close to her, nuzzling her cheek gently. >"I hate to agree," rarity chimes in "but she's right...I don't think we can..we can do anything.." >"I can!" Rainbow hollers, backing up, her wings buzzing, ready to fly like lightning. >You spread out the fingers in your free hand, your aura collecting around your fingers as a kind of shadow that sucks in all light. >It's just a show..but it causes rainbow to pause, gritting her teeth so hard one cracks.
>>43469570>"Rainbow..." Rarity pleads, her eyes focused on her like a pin in space. >"I can't..this isn't right. I can't just leave twilight there!" >"I know," Applejack groans "but we ain't got a choice.">Rainbow stares hatefully at you, before settling her wings down. Adrenaline makes her foam sweat all over. >With reluctance, they all make way, and at your request, hold back the crowd. >And you declare to many unhappy ponies a simple truth. I am your emperor! You will kneel!
>>43469587TLDR?
>>43469587>In the depths of the castle, to the room you once lived, you take Twilight. That room deep in the dungeon, the one Celestia could never understand why you wanted it. >You remind her again and again at every step, if she resists...you will kill all her friends, her family, including even spike and owlicious. >She just nods weakly, her body barely able to hold itself up, eyes lost in time. >She followed the order to carry Celestia's body with you both. >She just watched as your hands grasped chalk and squared around a triangle on the floor. Surrounded in sacred words and symbols. >Your book was sweating, opened it again, pointing your free hand at the circle.I I conjure thee, O Eliabl, by all the most glorious and efficacious Names, come quickly and without delay, front whatsoever part thou are! Come! >Crack! Lightning strikes at the circle >Then there's laughter, all around the room. Twilight looks around, blinking. Come! >Lightning strikes at the circle in the room, fire appearing in it. The laughter turns to screams, millions of voices begging you to stop, throwing insults of the most reprehensible sort. >Then demanding twilight slay you, trying to talk her into violence. But a single look seems to cause her to shrink back from the idea, dwelling close to the body of her princess. Come, Eliabl! >The voices silence, and the fire erupts into a glorious, metallic vehicle..almost like a kind of tank. Two angelic beings sit on the top. They are dressed beautifully, holding each other close. >Stepping down on delicate, glowing feet, they do not look at you, but reach their hands out in open palm. Twilight. >She whimpers, looking up with big wet eyes. Give me Celestia. >"Buh...but...why? Just a little longer, please..?" She opens her mouth a second...then closes. Then just buries her face into her again. Useless! >You slap the back of her head, then wrench her away violently from the princess. Eliabl! I give you this sacrifice! >Picking up the Princess, you drag her to the circle. Twilights senses alight, she rushes in trying to stop you, but its too late. Just short of reaching you, you've already transferred the princess to the beast. >And soon, she's gone, like she'd never really existed to begin with. >"What..would you...have us...do?" It asks in a voice that was more beautiful than anything you'd ever heard before. I am declaring myself emperor of this world. I demand you this, I wish to have twenty of your legions and allies who will stay loyal to my empire, who will prevent my downfall wheresoever they may be able. Do you aquiesce to these terms?>The thing waits ...then the two heads smile, beautiful, and nod.>Wrapping your arm around Twilight, you know that the beginning of a wonderful era is coming to be.
>>43469715could you like shorten it like nobody aint gona read all of dat shit
>>43428783lol!
>>43469332>we
>>43469793Equestria
>>43469507keked at Rarity and Twilight's little catfight>You tube them all outbroadcast (You)rself>>43469715o shit, he was evil all along. and celly jobbed. again.goddammit Celestia!
>>43470818This but it's only me and Limestone Pie because she is my wife and I love her very much.
>>43470920You have a cool wife, I'd bring my wife and play laser tag with you and your wife.
>>43467826damn those are some seriously kissable tummies
>be anon>be in pony woerld>scare of first contact with colorful creatures>watch from afar instead>pony scared!>but latetly pony not so scared>still pony don't approach>perhaps scared of first contact toolater...>start to feel really hungry>don't know how to hunt>don't know which plant is venomous>don't know which plant can sustain me>don't know which water is drinkable>big ugy horse start to move the sun>don't know where im sleep tonite>don't know how to start fire>don't know which part of the forest is safelater...>speaked with bright green filly>says she outcast like me>don't know what mean>bright green pony bad>bright green pony speaks in weird mareonics>what i can make out i don't like>i run away>bright green filly can go to helllater...>i find more fillies deeper in forest>they aer all cute this time around>three fillies frolicking around>i watch from afar>two more cute fillies join themgood>new filles mean to fillies>orange deformed fillie criesbad>i run away>pony no want first contact>pony will lynch me if i enter village
>>43471223I'm sorry that green is a little too long can I get a TLDR?
>>43470979Your wife is ugly as shit and you are trans.
>>43471426Ugly?
>>43472100>RedditbobThanks for proving my point.
>>43470979I'd have to make sure my wife doesn't bring a real gun. You know how she is around unicorns, haha...
>>43472111>no argumentI accept your concession.
>>43472111I hate that yellow fella, that anon doesn't speak for me>>43472121If she really insists on using the real gun I think I could just tank it. I'll deal with the consequences of the racewar after
>>43472277>I hate that yellow fella
>>43472490cringe
>>43472111Queer
>>43472656>brony calling someone else cringe16 years and horsefuckers still haven't gained self-awareness
>>43473450>you like ponies so I win!He's got a point, you are pretty fuckin' cringe, my dude
>>43473879pisshorse hater here, that anon also isn't me, I don't reply to people posting 16 year old tier normie memes, it would be generous to say someone like that likes ponies.
>>43473879>>43473887>you like spongebob so I win!still no self-awareness, continue to make yourselves look retarded.
Are we seriously still butthurt about being the internet's punching bag for the past decade that we're resorting to shitting on other toddler shows now?
>>43473944Hey, he's allowed to not like SpengbabBut you don't go to a Squarepants board and act like you're better than they are, and you don't go on /mlp/ and talk like there's something bad about liking ponies. That's real faggotry right there. >>43473934That guy is happy, and very likely has a better life than you do today.
>>43473934I wonder if this guy is dead or not
>>43474144could you not like samefag for one moment?
This place is only like this because Lux left Strawberry hanging for the last 12 years.
>>43471423Human centipede fan video bes
>Be Anon in Equestria.>Know that bitches love it when they see that crabwalk.>Learn how to crabwalk one morning so you can get bitches.>Go to Sweet Apple Acres and start crabwalking all over the farm.>Applejack eventually spots you out crabwalking in her orchard.>Stops her applebucking to watch your "Funny sideways runnin'" for a bit.>Stares in amazement at how quickly you're going, darting through the trees in all directions, forwards, backwards, sideways and in-between.>You're going fast enough to kick up dirt; if crabsprinting is a thing, then you're doing it.>She's never seen anything like this before.>"Well I'll be...">Winona is barking at you now, but AJ is too entranced by your crabwalking to really notice anything else.>You're crabsprinting right towards her when you suddenly decide to spring up onto two legs.>Start doing the Hammer Dance past her, all while tossing your booty back in her face.>You want to show off that toned ass that you got from all that crabwalking.>As you dance past her, she lets out a sharp whistle of approval.>"Did he always have them haunches?" she half-whispers to herself.>Start crabsprinting off into the sunset---even though it's still morning---with Applejack watching you the entire time.>She's fanning her heated face with her hat, wiping some sweat off of her brow, and biting her bottom lip with need.>You just smile and keep going.>Crabwalking gets all the bitches horny.>Even Winona is humping her master's leg now.>But Applejack is too busy watching you in all of your crabwalking glory to care.>You ride on, towards the Ponyville quarry.>Your next objective: to find the Diamond Dogs.>Today was a good day to crabwalk hard.
>>43475527>CrabwalkingHey bud not all of us are spry young agile spring chickens like yourselfI'm gonna Naruto run instead
>>43475527lol
>>43475531>Naruto run insteadAnon, no! that's how you lose bitches!
>>43475894>loses bitchesBut it attracts mares so I'm good
>>43475527>Start crabsprinting off into the sunset---even though it's still morningEven Celestia must respect the crabwalk.
>>43474486Take your meds, schizo
>>43475365Shoulda locked the door.
Hello, I need reccomendations. I recently read this one story, about "Anon" being stuck on the moon for five hundred years. The ending was disappointing, since it was a cliffhanger meant for a sequel that never came. The best parts, in my opinion, were the ones right in the start, where he was going around being bored in the moon. The second best parts were the one where he was being an evil sidekick man. I would like to see more things such as this, hopefully complete.
>>43477071kill yourself.
>>43477071don't kill yourself.
>>43477071>Hello, I need reccomendations. I recently read this one story, about "Anon" being stuck on the moon for five hundred years.>The ending was disappointing, since it was a cliffhanger meant for a sequel that never came.>The best parts, in my opinion, were the ones right in the start, where he was going around being bored in the moon.>The second best parts were the one where he was being an evil sidekick man.>I would like to see more things such as this, hopefully complete.>
>>43477071Remember the name?
>>43477659The fic? "That's one Evil Moonmare"
>>43477687Doesn’t ring a bell so it’s not one of ours
>>43478030well yeah, i'm saying i read it and didn't like how it went. so i'm asking for reccomendations.
>>43478741GIWTWM
>>43479728>*rolls over*
>>43480131Apple pancake for breakfast!
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>>43479728This nigga out here sleeping in a full auit
>>43481050Of course, Bonnie, anything for you.
>>43478741Butt scratches are an important part of horse culture, anon needs to understand
>>43482738You can also splash their loss on you to attract a mate
>>43482738>>43483087Not ponies, fuck off offboarders.
>>43483089Where do you think actual horse fuckers GO anon?
>>43483089Boo hoo faggy
>>43483536I remember reading about "Yandere Derpy", but never would've I thought about her "ditzyness" looping her incompetent failures into insane Ws
>>43483328into the trash board where they belong since they don't post ponies.
>>43482045>”My therapist said something important about these babies before I got here but I can’t remember what it was…”
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>>43485411>>43485413>>43485415>>43485421>>43485423All of these feel unsafe.
necrobump imminent
