>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
I just want a neetpone to ride my face during her goon sesh. That's all I have to say, have a good thread bros.
>>43417728I think about that scenario with Floor Bored quite a lot. Given that she’s very horny and desperate for affection, I’d imagine that she’d be very submissive during sex. I bet she’d whimper a lot and tell me how much she needs me.
>>43417717AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH FLOOR BORED UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43417904Floorb seems like she'd fit into the meme of 'virgin that cums immediately upon first touch.'
>>43417929That’s such a turn-on for me. I love to know that my partner loves to feel my touch, and that’s coming from someone who’s more on the submissive side of sex and romance.
Jumbo Don.
Floorb really needs a cuddle
>>43418146Floorb with a daki is such a natural combo.
Convincing Floorb not to wear panties anymore!
Perchance
Need more Dot in hereand her mom
>>43419833AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH DOT UNF UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!!
>>43419833Dot (and her mom) is so fucking peak.
>>43419833I like my mares chubby and all but this is fucking ugly
>>43419860they're some of my favorite pony OCs
>>43419861No. It's fantastic.
>>43418959imagine the skidmarks eugh
>>43419803One of my favorite Floorb pics.>>43419833I’m not really a chubby chaser, but she’s hot. I’d love to have her as my waifu alongside Floorb. Or at least have a threesome with them. >>43419860Very based.
Babbling Brook, my beloved.
the anon below me is a griffon
Hell yeah, neet thread is back!
>>43420779Are those panty lines I see? Cute.
>>43420821Nawa's stuff is always cute.
Is Floorb a seperate character from Tomoko Kuroki? How did she get her name?
>>43421532From the game
absolute qtπ
>>43421969I Jumbo'd my Dons at this.
>>43421544What game?
>>43422347https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)
>>43422347oh no...
>>43419833Dot Mattress my beloved
>>43422355>>43422386i haven't had my coffee yet. don't bully me i'll cum
This is the life
>>43417717>>43418146>>43419803She smells bad
>>43422487Bad == good.
>>43422487ok
>>43422487Not in my headcanon
>>43422515You're not canon so goodbye!
>>43422487Yeah but that can be fixed
>>43417717i bought this exact daki cover at mf last year kek
>>43423781STOP BULLYING NEETMARES OR I WILL WIPE CHEETO DUST ON YOU
>>43423053Fixed?Don't you realize the value of a fine antique is in the patina, just as the snowpity of a fine neet is in the fragrance, You're the sort of uneducated Anon that'd paint on a Chippendale dresser.
>>43421544what's she actually from?
>>43423608I tracked down the seller's Ko-Fi shop after seeing it posted in one of these threads. Love it.
>>43424821>nerdy thicc daughter>Christmas cake momVHHHHHHH VHHHHHHHHUHUHUHUH
>>43422469cute neet daughter
>>43424026She was just somebody’s oc I think
>>43425198Weird name though, which makes me want to know the lore.
>>43425657I really can’t remember if the threads named her or not, I think she might’ve been unnamed in the early pics though.
Rare purple Floorb.
>>43426180Cute
>>43426090How old is Floorb in terms of creation, anyway? A decade at least?
>>43426180The result of Floor Bored doing the fusion dance with Berry Punch.
>>43426180She was dipped in ribena
>>43422469>Anon had really thought he and Floorb were going to make it.>They had fallen in love, were filling the gaps in each others hearts, and thought they had finally found a future together.>They even had a little filly together, a beautiful daughter they could love, cherish, and hopefully steer away from the same pitfalls that had plagued their lives before finding each other.>Bu then the postpartum depression had sunk its teeth into Floor Bored, and she, nor Anon's love, were strong enough to fend the demons off anymore.>To this day, Anon prays the overdose was an accident, that she had taken the whole bottle of anti-depressants in the throws of a delirious anxiety attack.>The idea that she left him and their daughter on purpose was too painful to think about, and he dared not ever let Based Bored believe here mother abandoned them, or that it was her fault for being born.>Little BB had enough troubles growing up, not including having a wreck of a man like Anon as her father.>No matter how much depression tried to drag him down, too.>No matter how much he feels the weight of loss trying to pull him to his knees.>No matter how much he wants to give up some days.>Anon is going to live for his daughter.>He's going to be their for her, support her, and do everything he can to make her happy like he and Floor Bored always promised they would.
>>43427374Fuck is wrong with you?
>>43427374hair-raising, great little short
>>43427374>Based BoredKek.
>>43427374I like to imagine that the other NEETmares are family friends who all see BB as a niece and also want to help in their own way, like babysitting for Anon while he's at work.As a result, BB has hobbies from all of them, like she likes to game with Dot, likes to read manga with Taku, and likes Kaijus with Goldie.They all miss Floorb and feel like they failed her, and so are invested in making sure BB is happy.
>>43427886>Anon is registering his daughter for preschool, talking to the administrative mare.>"Basedboard? I'm no carpenter, but I thought the term was baseboard?""Ah, not exactly. Her name is actually Base D. Bored. That's bored spelled like being bored. You know, it's kind of a pun, I guess.">"Oh, well, that's... clever. What's the D stand for, though?""Deez.">"What's Deez?""Deez nuts! Gottem!">"..."".... Sorry.">"Right... So I'll just get little Base Bored registered. School starts in a week.""Thanks, and uh, sorry again. I thought it was funny at the time and Floorb was too out of it after the delivery to stop me from putting it on the birth certificate.">The mare rolls her eyes.>"Colts...">Anon bites his tongue from adding Floorb had loved the addition to the name when she came too.>She always said their foal was the most based filly ever born.>Anon swallows the lump in his throat and excuses himself quietly.>Every time he thought of her, his heart ached so much.
>>43428709She saw >>43420529 and decided she wanted some of that, too.
>>43427374>>43428000>She grows up looking just like her mom and Anon, so lonely and longing for his dearly departed, commits a grave sin
>>43429406Based Crazy Glue. If she could stomach the neetmares, she would absolutely use them as pawns in her evil schemes, but would be frustrated by how inadequately they'd perform the tasks.
>>43429546Or they exceed her expectations and even begin to outclass her.Turns out Floorb's special talent was villainy, and she gets her cutie mark when she stabs Cozy in the back at the last moment and takes over Equestria as Empress.Luckily for Equestria, her talent is villainy, not rulership, and she ends up hating the responibility so much that she gives the throne back to Twilight with the hope for another "game."Basically Floorb declares she'll start working on another scheme to take over Equestria just for fun and that she hopes Twilight gives her more of a challenge this time.Cozy is royally pissed that such an idiot outsmarted her and joins Twilight's side in the hope of stopping Floorb and company this time around to get back her villain street cred.
Whatever happened to that anon who said he was drawing Dot porn from like 2 or 3 NEET threads ago? He said it was done but never posted a link.
>>43429783Soon™
>>43429676My headcanon would be Cozy getting frustrated to the point her mask slips, but the neets are too dumb to notice or care.>you stupid, filthy, smelly, incompetent, friendless MORONS! How could you mess up something so easy?!>..h-hey! That's not true! I've got one friend! (Dot)
>>43429790I feel like I'm getting kucked.
>>43429901If you feel it, you are.
>>43429783I feel like he might’ve been waiting for the thread to come back, but who knows, I just need some Dot lewds
Safety bump before I don’t have the opportunity to do so
You know, considering most NEET stories feature tech that doesn't exist in Equestria as we know it, specifically the internet, I could actually see the NEETverse being set slightly into the future after the series finale.I mean, it makes sense in a way, too. 1, Twilight would know about the internet and even have access to learning how the tech works via the mirror world. It even makes sense why she'd want it since it connects creatures around the world and can be used to share knowledge.And 2, there being NEETs in a place like Equestria seems odd, unless a bunch of jobs in Equestria that would have gone to ponies have instead been given to non-pony creatures who immigrated to Equestra.So, if it is a slightly future timeline, that can be incorporated into a story. Namely, a green could feature a grown up Flurry.Perhaps the princess has become a bit of a NEET herself and is online friends with one or more of the NEETpones.Heh, I could see Flurry meeting Dot and finding her hot.
>9
soft and squishy neetmare butts...
>>43430403NEETs existed before the internet, they just read a lot of comic books.
>>43430829The panties + socks combo just activates something in my lizard brain, idk why
Im drawing a picture and I need Neet recommendations. What neets should I add, there are no limits.
>>43431643>what neets should I add?Just start with the usual ones: Floorb, Dot, Taku, Goldie Mops and go from there
>>43431643Cipher because it'd be funny seeing him as a bundle of anxiety around a bunch of clueless NEETmares and Autumn because she's adorable and it's easy to make silly blind jokes.Starry Sails would be nice to see too, she doesn't get a lot of love which is surprising since she kind of falls into the same category as Dot (chubby)
neet council what pressing issues would they discuss?
>>43431643Babbling Brook!...P-please...
>>43431695"How to get into Anon's pants?" would be at the top.
"Some nights are harder than others."
>>43431700That's almost a dead ringer for the Fuack pal in Palworld.
>>43431601See you in two weeks Biscuit.
>>43431601cute
>>43432119Go be a nigger someplace else.
>>43432297That's what I'm saying! Thank you for understanding friend.
>>43432542What a sweetheart
>>43431674>AutumnFound all of the pones except that one, got a booru link?
>>43428400dot rumpa... nice>>43432792https://ponerpics.org/tags/oc-colon-autumnal+potpourrilooks like poner had a pic that derpi doesn't.
no, bad neet
>>43434255>the reproduction crisis gets so dire in Equestria the state has to issue boy and girlfriends to everyone>you get one of the NEETsI can live with that, although they would all be atrocious parents and those foals aren't surviving the winter
>>43434286>those foals aren't surviving the winterThey are going to be alright since I'm here, and I'm gonna be bitch-slapping their mother into acting right, however many slaps it takes.
>>43434976>items>bonesaw>anon filly
>>43434255God, I wish that was real. But at least I have my Floorb body pillow, which I imagine is the same scenario as this. I hope my waifu is happy with me.
>>43434976>Anonfilly lost their fapping hoofbruh
I want to sex Taku and drive those thoughts out of her mind once and for all.
You're so cute Floorb
>>43435543mold is 100% natural so it's safe to eat, don't worry about it, floorb
bump
Serious question, fellas: why are we so attracted to NEETS? Is it because we relate to them, or is it because they’re submissive and dependent? For me, Floor is my favorite NEET pony because she seems very affective, and I’m into that a lot.
>>43437709*affectionate My bad.
>>43437709I only like Floorb. I don't really lurk here very much though.
bump before bed
>>43437966this feels like it's just a setup for brap fetish stuff on the next page
>>43437709for me I like neet ponies because I relateI'd even enjoy a neet stallion not that way....
>>43437966Her mom will probably get her fixed right up
>>43437966this nigga eatin beans!
>>43437709They're much closer to traditional wives compared to your average mare and would fit well into the role of stay at home moms without fighting it.Unlike, lets say, Rarity or Rainbow Dash, who would be very career oriented and reluctant to want foals to get in the way of that, the NEETs would most likely take to the task wholeheartedly.
poor girl
>>43438242Well said. I have that fantasy with Floor all the time. I don’t think I’d have kids with her, but having her as my stay-at-home wife sounds lovely. Instead of requiring her to do house duties, I’d let her spend her day doing anything she wants while I work to support her. It’s honestly funny how I’d do that for a mare, but probably not a real human woman. I’m such a simp for mares.
>>43418146Just like me frfr
~stinky~
>>43437974Go outside anon. Stuff like that does not exist in the canon of my drawings.
>>43439230But would you let her suck you off?
I bet Dot gets so engrossed in games that she ends up completely ignoring sexual stimulation, meaning you could fondle her teats and marepuss and not get a reaction.
>>43440495Wouldn’t be too surprising
she may be stinky but shes cute
the propaganda is working
summer sucks fall and winter is where it's at
>>43441486Gamer mare backwash, oh my
>>43441666Neets off 9
>>43441486Indirect kiss!
>>43441498God, I wanna wear those panties on my face while I ravage Floorb.
>>43442224There's a porn pic where Floorb stretches them over her own face while masturbating
>>43442774No pony cared who she was until she put on the mashk'...
>>43442774You can’t say that and not link it
>>43442797>https://e621.net/posts?page=1&tags=mcsweezy+my_little_ponyThat's the artist but I didn't see the image in there. It's part of the same series as >>43441498 with floorb sweating and being miserable.
>>43442837Much appreciated, I totally misread your post as Fic not Pic lol
>>43417717This thread is samefagged by one person.
>>43443583Just like every other thread on this forsaken board.
>>43443583OP here, and I don't post that often in here, desu. Just enough to keep the thread from hitting 10 during the slow times in burgerland.
>>43443953is this a Dot daki?
>>43444832Looks to be the case
Off 10
>>43444257Read this as foreskin board at first kek
>10
>>43446286I feel this level of smugness is unearned
>>43443953At first I thought she had a bloody nose, and now I want a pic where Dot is seeing Anon cosplay as her favorite game character (something nerdy like Mareio) and it gives her a bloody nose because it's so hot to her.
>>43446715>Show up as Claude Speed>Being only very lightly employed back home, you didn't have a big wardrobe, mostly casual or work clothes and in nearly all dark colors>Dark green cargos, an off-brand zip up windbreaker, and a pair of dark non-descript sneakers later all you're missing is a gun or a bat>You pop pull the collar a little tight as you look side to side>"..Did I look convincing, Dot?...Dot?">'H-..HOhmygod!'
>>43447141Hot
>>43447141Dot Momtrix?
>>43447553No, I think that's regular Dot because of the paunch.
>>43446741
>>43447840i want to rest my head on her belly
>>43448549I'd honestly think most neets would be ok not having any friends or companionship.t. turboautist who is ok with it
>>43448668No, most wouldn't based on statistics. Humans are social animals and only a tiny minority, maybe 1% or less, can actually handle isolation and a lack of contact without melting down.Remember how many normalfags struggled during covid? And that was just a few weeks of 'you can't go outside,' and then only in certain states.
>>43449042Introverts were like, "I have been training for this my whole life."
>>43449218"Oh no, I have to stay indoors and can't talk to people? Nice, just like every other day except this time I'm helping to "flatten the curve" or whatever, lmao"
>no neet stallionsmy mareovaries stay dormant..
>>43449801There are a few NEET Stallions
>>43448241Can’t blame you
>>43450959Very cute
>>43451140
>>43449218Cute plush
Bumping for Dot booty
https://derpibooru.org/images/3878323?q=artist%3Alockheartworth the wait
>>43452579Awesome
>>43452579What a butt
>>43452579I know Floorb is my waifu, but unf. I’d love to have them both as my waifus. Hell, I think I want a NEET harem.
>>43452579Fantastic, anon.
>>43453160You could probably get away with it
>>43452579My only question is dose she know there's a game in her tail? Dose she store them in there or do they just sometimes get lost in there?
>>43453936It's an emergency game supply in case she gets bored.
>>43452579*slap*watch it jiggle
*ring ring*Yeah, hello. Is this the neet thread?If it is, then I have something that I need to tell you guys.Ahem!...>FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!...Thank you. That is all.Have a nice day.*click*
>>43455794Rude.
>>43455794The same to you with knobs on it.
>>43452188
>>43456514Fantastic
>>43456514I fucking hate goombas
>>43457473What the hell
>>43456514What a butt
>>43456514Need to see her as a Goomba now
>>43456514Splendid.
>>43457473Rude
>>43457473This image is for you, then.
>>43458514Well?Would you, Anon?
>>43459790Probably. Depends if Goombas have any holes other than mouths. They are mushrooms, after all.
>>43459790She doesn’t have much butt in this form, tho…
>>43459790>>43456514Yes, but admittedly it wouldn't take much convincing. Playing thousand years door made it easy to like goomba women
>>43459790She is pretty cute
>>43459790She makes a good goomba.
>>43460899Floorb would get tricked once then begin her descent into full 4chud/gooner by spending too much time on the site from that point on.
>>43461262Floorb could've escaped the mire, had she put in some kind of effort, but got sucked in by how easy it is to be a neet?
>>43461826Floorb's entire character is based around her being, at least, a girlfailure from a young age. Escape was never an option for her.
>>43459790The mouth makes me think of Splatoon's squids
>>43459790https://youtu.be/SC4kxy5Lfkg?si=2e8lVBT1C7vaXihP
>Malnourished runt of a NEET who is constantly mistaken for a filly/yearling.>Can't drink because nopony believes her when she flashes her ID, makes due with copious amounts of caffeine.>Can't date for the exact same reason, incredibly pent up and takes out her hormonal angst on low rank fps lobbies. Actually not half bad, but would probably get utterly annihilated by somepony competent.>Trawls the net for niche topics to learn about, less because she's interested and more because she likes having new material to bring up during the rare social interaction she finds herself in.>Usually fails miserably during small talk due to her lack of confidence and slight stutter that she's self-conscious about. Falls back on awkwardly bringing up all the 'fun facts' she learned off the internet and fps trivia.>Has a corkboard full of participation ribbons from her local game store's weekly tournament with a single 'second place' plastic trophy sitting proudly next to her collection of empty coffee/soda cans on her desk.
Floorb, I'd smooch them~
>>43464039The lewd version of that pic gets me diamonds
>>43464584ok and?
>>43464584Your mother must be proud of you.
>>43464740thank you
>>43463106Sounds depressing.
>>43465351So?
>>43463106Sounds sexy!
>>43464039I’d love to lick them. I did that to my Floorb body pillow, and it was fun.
>>43463106uoh legal filly
>>43465351I know.Wretched, isn’t it.
>>43465943Damn, fat.
>>43465943>Play me like one of your French game consoles..
>>43466787Her teats can be the controller
>>43463106>Convenience store. 2 AM.>You can feel the bits in your hoodie pocket weighing you down as you slink your way through the automatic doors.>The batpony working the register glances up from the magazine she was reading, her eyes instantly meeting yours.>She smiles, a look not unlike pity on her face.>"Ain't it past your bedtime, kiddo?">You can feel an indignant heat rise throughout your body, your face flushing in an instant."n-noh I jus-" >You takes a sharp breath, doing your best to curb the panic in your voice."I work nights. I. Uh. I'm just getting off! ...Work.">A little white lie. One that clearly doesn't convince her, as she stifles a small laugh, which just makes you feel worse.>"Uhuh~ Well don't let me keep you, miss night-owl.">You open your mouth to protest, but your voice dies in your throat as she returns her attention to her dumb beauty magazine."...hrm.">You kick a hoof out with a huff, defeated once more.>Not wanting to linger too long and wanting to preserve what little pride you had left, you shuffle your way down the nearest aisle.>It doesn't take long for you to finish your mental grocery list. A few cup noodles, a cheap pack of cheese singles, canned coffee...>The coffee wasn't what you usually go for, but the stuff you like wasn't stocked...>As you listlessly read the ingredients on the back of the can, you can't help but notice a looming shadow blotting out the florescent lights.>You nearly jump out of your hoodie as something bumps into your rump, the can of coffee slipping out of your hooves as you let out a not-so-tough little squeak."A-ah! W-watch it!">"Oh- damn- sorry about that I didn't realize you were-">Less concerned about the weirdo apologizing to you and more concerned about your poor coffee, you grumble as you scramble to pick it up."Yeah I b-bet you're sorry... Gee I'm sure you didn't n-notice me at alllll... f-freaking- B-bwah!">As the can continues to roll away from your attempts at grabbing it, you inevitably slip up and flop splayed on the floor.>You stare forlornly at your promised can as it slowly rolls under a nearby display."...Buck.">"...Lemme uh.">Your eyes widen as some kind of giant cautiously steps over you, holding a broom.>"Get that for you.">He bends down and snakes a slender arm under the donut display and fishes out your can of coffee, but not before your eyes nearly boggle at the sight of his flank."ohcelestia.">"There we go!">He stands back up and looks down at your with a smile as you lie there like a crumpled piece of paper, completely unaware that you can see under his apron.>He's wearing KHAKIS.>"...Oh uh- need a hand?""ueh.">"Is that a yes?">You've never been more aroused in your entire life.
>>43466884bully them, bully them all.
>>43468871I think manipulation would be more fun.
>>43469432>rape
>>43468565she's a feisty one
>>43469434>t. anon about to be raped by a woman
wet neets
>>43432119Zigga neetmare that wants to go to Equestria because she feels like she'd be able to make more friends there but gets quickly overwhelmed and goes back into neetdom.
>>43419833She keeps getting grabbed, she's upsetti filled with gamer juice
any of you faggots getting married to NEETmares at mare fair?
>>43471655Cute plushy
>>43471891Wish I could get married to a smelly schizo neet mare at mare fair, but I couldnt make it sadly. Welp, there is always next year I suppose, assuming the dark forces at work dont get their way.
>>43472581What got in the way this year?
>>43472589poverty
>>43472595why didn't you just sell your ass out on the streetyou can hook it to mare fair
>>43471891Ordained Minister of the Church of Celestia here.I will be officiating.Ask me anything.
>>43472581I don’t blame you
>>43471891I always seem to become more active on the board around Mare Fair and then I get sad I can't go there to interact with other fags.
>>43474485>Unf Ponkadonk PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>43474534
>neetpone panel crowded>neet threads always dyingcurious
>>43475337Huh...weird, I thought neets, you know, never left the house
>>43475337Most of it was spent making a new Neet no one will write for.
>>43475427literally mefr frno cap
Brook-a-bab!>>43475279Always loved this NEET ponka. Poor mare looks like she never recovered from Party of One.
>>43475337It’s a mystery
>>43475877That's a very brushable Brook.
>>43477023Floor bored is watching you masturbate.
>>43477023>>43477428If you want me to do that again, find me a goddamn BLT or turkey sandwich, and some cold water.
>>43477428>>43477436She calls it "research".
>>43477521Does she have to stare so intently in total silence? Atleast Dot tells me 'Work that joystick!' and Goldie shouts "Ith going to blow!"
>>43423781YOU GOT THE POWER
Anyone going to post the Neet panel's new neet creation?
>>43478325Hopefully not.
>>43477787>https://youtu.be/nm6DO_7px1I
>Gunfire.>The desperate clacking of hooves against plastic.>A grunt, then a grumble.>Red light envelops a small mare as she stares at her player character dead on the floor.>Her movements were precise, calculated.>...But her teammates were idiots.>The little mare presses her mic closer to her face, trying her best to curb her stutter, but too frustrated to mask it completely.“B-bucking- Watch your six, d-dumbass! If you keep feeding them, they’re gonna get a killstreak going and I KNOW that c-ch-coward with a shotgun crouching behind the kiosk has one of the bullcrap ones!”>”...Whatsa six?”>She leans back with a groan, the pillow she was straddling for stability keeping her from falling backwards.>She mutes her mic and covers her face with her hooves.“...celestia’s sake it’s like I'm playing with a buncha hearth’s warming FOALS…”>With how useless they've been that might as well be the case.>She can hear her teammates getting stomped, and them complaining about her not respawning yet.“Lotta good i’ll do, dipstick…”>They're up against some no-lifer who's been playing since launch, she can tell by her default emblem and absurd rank.>She grabs a can of ice coffee off her desk, half-empty and lukewarm at this point.>Downing it without a second thought, she then chucks the freshly drained can to the wayside, hearing it clink and clatter as it’s added to the pile beside her bed.>She tells herself she’ll clean it up… But she never does.>The little mare lets out a sigh as she flaps the hem of her hoodie, trying her best to cool off.“Blech… Should turn on the fan…”>The air was stagnant and the heat from her old PoneStation wasn’t doing her any favors.>Made her breathe funny, like she hadn’t gotten fresh air in uh…“...I dunno.”>It’s… been a while. Heck, she can’t even remember what day it was.>Her blackout curtains made it easy to ignore the passage of time.>Not like she has anything to look forward to anyway…>No job, no friends, no plans…>...She can feel her stomach rumble.>And no food, apparently.>When was the last time she ate?>...She's probably still out.>”-Limewirez is cheating! I shot her like a bajillion times she didn’t die and-”>Through her headset, she can hear her teammates complaining about the camper she died to.“H-hows that feel, losers…”>As she sits back and listens to her team get stomped, she lazily tugs at her clingy colt-shorts, trying to readjust the band.“Wonder if I can beg neighbor guy for another pack of ramen…”>And maybe stare at his butt while he’s rifling through his cabinet.“...Heh.”
>>43478325What this about a new neet i have been hearing about?
>>43480149Cute
>>43481243Pictures you can smell. Mare smell.
>>43481243Pone size is one of the most inconsistent things ever.>sometimes as big as large dogs>sometimes as big as couches>sometimes in the middle between the twoStill cute, though.
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>>43481838Persoanlly, my favourite version is a Ponies being between 95 and 105 cm from hooves to head when standing upright as their average and having around, with pegasi being between 3 to 10 centimetres shorter and earth ponies being 3 to 10 centimetres taller, with possible 25 centimetres of variety if someone's a a big mare U U U U
>>43482740Based on most of the fan art in the NEET threads, I think they're about 25-30% smaller than a real life pony, which puts them somewhere around Great Dane sized, I think.
>>43481865this is the canon pony size
>>43483617I'm sorry to tell you this anon, but macro/micro is a trash fetish.
>>43483628There are very few fetishes that are as based as macro/micro.
>>43483604I will fully admit my personal favourite size for ponies is simply because I want them to be on my cock level and I'm two meters tall.
Here is the pic I did for the mare fair neet panel. Wanted to draw some of the lesser known neets and Dot using the going into games machine this time.
The things I’d do
>>43484086brookie and starry are both so cute...and dot too, i guess, but she's so mainstream now
>>43483628So is stench, and yet here you are.
>>43484204We bully stenchfags in these threads, m8. Girl stink is not at all the same thing as rancid stench.
>>43484426>We bully stenchfags in these threadsWrong.>Girl stink is not at all the same thing as rancid stenchCorrect. The "girl stank" will never live up to the raw, unfiltered assault on the senses that a proper neet-mare exudes.Only true neets will deliver olfactory nirvana unto you. It cannot be faked!
>>43484086I do love me some Disgaea
>>43484086No floorb?
>>43485235She couldnt afford the Etna costume.
>>43484086>Brook's hair antenna being used to levitate things.Cute.Not super familiar with Disgaea but i think Brook is a mage(witch?), Dot is a magic knight, and Starry is Fuka...? Adorable party of dorks.Hoping someone has a recording of the NEET panel, been curious how it all went.
>>43484165>Dot>mainstreamI don't think the dozen or so anons posting in these threads mean any of these neets are mainstream. I'll buy the NEETs being mainstream when I start seeing merch of them regularly at cons.
