>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>43359683
Yeeeah, work that grill baby
>>43418150Why are you pretending that >>43416781 isn't the previous thread, what did you do to it
>>43418152But I don't want to work that grill. I want to do hoodrat shit with my niggas.
>>43418165Fluttershy found all our fetishes in that one and we had to abort
>>43418173She gotten real good at it after a decade.
>"Are aborted threads your fetish, Anon?">She looks down at your dusted corpse.>"Well shoot. I didn't even get a chance with this one. Guess I'll go try to find the new one. Hope he doesn't die too soon."
>>43418168you're not about that life fluttershy, go play with animals
>>43418642>"with this one."uh, how many Anons has she killed, and how does she keep getting more? does Twilight have a cloner or something?
Having held a rabbit for the first time I can see why Angel Bunny is able to get away with so much shit
>>43419226you've never held a bunny before? that seems like a conscious decision on your part.were you afraid that you'd try to eat it? are you a wolf in anonymous clothing?
>>43419234No I’ve just never been in a position where I was around one, there was a company picnic the other day and they had an area set up where you could just chill with rabbits, I got to hold an Angolan rabbit and it was probably the softest, fluffiest thing I’ve ever touched in my life.
>>43419247Angoran*
>>43419099New thread, new Anon. 2011 Anon would be horrified to see what Fluttershy has done.
>>43419247>Angorandamn, these are some fluffy ass motherfuckers. the only bunnies I ever held were these nasty poo-smelling bitches that we had as class pets in middle school. they'd make the room smell like pee and the teacher had to stop sending them home with us after one kid almost killed one of them by leaving him in his dad's garage all weekend.
Too bad the Limestone thread died so fast.
>>43419486That’s sad to hear it almost died.
Eris says hi.>https://tantabus.ai/images/80694
>>43419889That’s a bat pony
>>43419984What the fuck
>>43419872I mean, we weren't that close or anything, but, yeah, I guess it is sad. We had some really unhinged kids in that class though, so I mostly blame the teacher for even giving us the things to take care of in the first place. The year before that our class pets were a bunch of fish and one of those unhinged kids that i mentioned earlier actually killed one of them by taking it out of the tank and stepping on it.Either way, the bunny (I think his name was Francisco) is definitely dead these days, and even if it was still alive I would gladly sacrifice it to Celestia right now if it meant we'd get a fresh goddamn green itt
>>43420453>one of those unhinged kids that i mentioned earlier actually killed one of them by taking it out of the tank and stepping on it.At least it was just a fish. Two of my classmates fucking murdered an elderly couple.
You meanies! Fluttershy is a sweet and kind soul who would never do anything harm to anyone!!!!
>>43420543Jesus may have pardoned humanity's sins, but the kingdom of ponies is a different tale.
>>43419425a 2011 Anon would even predate the old weaver drawings iirc. just picture him: the original Anon, as of yet unmolested by poni pussi. he must be so happy...nobody here should tell him what his future holds or he might an hero
>>43420486>At least it was just a fish.It made the teacher cry in front of us. Most of these class pets were originally brought in by them in the first place.>Two of my classmates fucking murdered an elderly couple.At least it was just some old people. What was the motive?
>>43420632>What was the motive?It was a robbery gone wrong I think. This was a long ass time ago.
>>43420543i ain't fallin for that, nice try.
What if the Anon who ends up in flutterrapequestria listened to Vegetaposter? As in he started training obsessively to get stronger, and now ponies can see his muscles
>>43421048>The number of attempted rapes increase
>>43421053Those fools! Fighting off all those rape attempts will only serve to make Anon even stronger.
>>43421210He was trained by Vegeta, he’ll be lucky not to job.
bump
>"Hi, Anon.">"Fluttershy said I should ask you about your fetishes, for some reason.">"Do you have any idea what that's about?"
>>43422017YOU BITCH! I JUST GOT FIRED FROM THE PONYVILLE LOGGING COMPANY!NOW I'M UNEMPLOYED!
I JUST GOT PROMOTED! THANKS MILKY!
>>43422017>"All of them. Every single one of them. And not just the stallions... but the mares, and the foals..."
>>43422017Deep hugging, cuddles, being carried, and most importantly Being told I have value and I am worthy of someone elses love and affection while being held.
>>43422245Don't just tell random mares your fetishes!
>>43422245damn anon, maybe get some non-fantasy fetishes sometimes
>>43422245No wrong way to fantasize.
>>43422245
>>43422245Keep going, Anon!
>>43422320Oh, okay.>>43423125Oh, okay!Uhh, Brushing while the pony lays on my lap.Rubbing ears.Grabbing pony face with both palm and squeezing them.Booping.Hugging again but also with the wings hugging me back, for an even bigger hug.
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this posts?
>>43423164*these poataLittle mistake but I forgive you.
>>43423206Okay so I made the post, type it out fast, proofread it, saw my mistake and corrected it and it still posted it as Poata and not post wtf??
>>43423214He who lives by the typo dies by the typo.
>>43420616I miss weaver’s Flutterrape stuff
Fluttershy tried to rape me but I just didn't give her my consent to be raped, that stopped her in her tracks.
>>43423746Fair warning: That only works once, she'll go and look up rape in a dictionary and be ready for that trick next time.
>>43423748Assuming that she's sober, I can convince her she misread or misinterpreted it five or six times in a row.
>>43423754"Are you sure?">"Um, yes? I checked it three times, and I asked Twilight, and she said consent is definitely not required.""But maybe you heard Twilight wrong. I'm wearing a suit, so you can tell that I'm very smart, and I can say on good authority that you're not allowed to rape me without written consent.">"Oh, um. I'm p-pretty sure Twilight said--""Maybe you should go and double check with her, just to be sure.">"...um.. Well, okay.">wait for Yellowbutt to leave>slam the door and deadbolt it>for the fifth time today"Haha, works every time!">go back to scribbling down the shitposts you plan to make if you ever get back to Earth>five minutes later, hear a sudden "POP" sound>Hushbanana is back with an irritated Twilight, her horn burning with white magical fire>Purplesmart glares and you and barks "ANON!""Oh, hi, Twilight, didn't expect you to come by.">"ARE YOU GASLIGHTING MY FRIEND?""Oh, her? ... Yes. But in my defense, she wants to rape me.">"Well you've wasted my WHOLE afternoon of studying with constantly sending her over to bother me, so a good raping is no more than you deserve!">"Get 'em Fluttershy!">"Yay.">Be anon>Be held in a magical forcefield and tied down as Butterhush pulls off your pants"This sucks.">Another anon lost to>Fucking Fluttershy
>>43423794You see that's how so many anons fuck up, you have to send fluttershy on a fetch quest, in rder to gain the ability to rape.Like collecting all 800 Silver pinecones, then you give her the "rape prisim piece" that bestows the user the power to rape. And each fetch quest gives her a piece and those items unlock that pieces power.That way you can run her around in circles doing pointless tasks.And make sure the full "rape prisim" needs to be dipped in lava without melting in order for it to activate.
>>43423794>”He lied to me again?”>”Twilight nodded wearily.”>”Well then I guess I’ll have to teach him a lesson.”>Twilight sighed. “Well, what’s your plan?”>”You hold him, I’ll fuck him.”
>>43423864Twilight sits in the cuck chair.
>>43423746very effective. this tactic sometimes works against Twilight too, because she's such a stickler for the little details; but keep in mind that these kind of verbal strategies will never work against a retarded pony like Rapebow Dash, or a no nonsense bruiser like Applerape, or a wildcard twisted fucking psychopath like Pinkie Pie; throughout your day, as you are approached by each of these mares and many others like them, try to remember that you must keep the personality of your rapist in mind before you commit to any anti-rape strategies.leaving your home is always a dangerous business in Equestria, but with the right strategies and know-how, we guarantee you that anybody who joins our five-week program can learn how to survive every kind mare rape attack that they'll come across>>43423794>I am being minorly inconvenienced>the solution must be rapewho thinks like this? what the hell is wrong with Twilight? did she learn this kind of shit from Celestia or her mom when she was growing up? who hurt you, twiggy>>43423902>cuck chairupgraded to a throne post S3
>>43424031Twi’s just a freak like that
There was a picture I did forever ago. Of fluttershy being kinda ragged and a twinkish Anon saying no to having sex with her. Would anybody have it on hand for reference?
>>43424525I’m sorry Vinny, I don’t think I have that one, I can check derpi though.
>>43424525I couldn’t find it
>>43424526Try twibooru too, if Derpibooru purged it twibooru might still have it.
>>43424992Oh good point
>>43424031Cuck throne. Queen of all cucks.
>>43423794Learn a lesson here, Anons. Can't rely on ponies being stupid the same way forever. Got to mix it up.
hump
How to survive.>Pitfall trap for AJ>Inform Fluttershy her definition of rape is incorrect and she needs to study more before committing.>Give Twilight more books to distract her.>Challange Rainbow Dash to catch you but lure her into your comedically oversized bug zapper to knock her out.>Be so filthy and gross that Rarity can only look on in horror at your existence, don't give her any hope that she can fix you, never pick up, never show signs of cleaning, smell like shit.>Make delicious sweets for Pinkie but all of them are filled with drugs, enough to put out an elephant, then drag her far away into the woods so she gets lost and will struggle to find her way back to you.
>>43425775Its nice the most powerful one is easily placated by books.
>>43425755You bitch
>>43425755Grump hump
It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has started it's epilogue "Big Mac's First Day".(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy.)https://ponepaste.org/11423Big Mac has had two sisters attend CHS so he's much better prepared than Anonymous was!How many ladies did he get and what are they like?Is that a hand on his thigh on the first day?!?
>>43426425Nice
>>43426425I'm going to rape you
>>43425775good defensive strategy for Rarityalternatively, if you need to go on the offensive
>>43427519Might make her go berserk. Be careful.
>There are no proven or effective strategies to protect you against alicorn rape
>>43427876If you call Celestia fat enough you get a 50% chance of being sent to the moon.
>>43427876Well their track record in a fight is really poor. You might actually do better against them then a normal earth pony.
>>43427880>Anon used Pocket sand>It's super effective!
I redraw a thing from memory. This is a doodle I did at work, I did take a picture of, and then colored on my phone
>>43428349I remember this one, looks good
bro it's my cousin vinny. Vinny is in chat>>43428349you know that Grinch song that's in the original animated Christmas special? anon's rant about her sounds like something they'd say about the Grinch in that song>you're a horny one>Fluttershyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGSneujgGT8and given the choice between the two, i'd pick the horny pegasi
>>43428349He looks less like Dean Venture in your version. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing..>>43428580.. because the dialog sounds exactly like something Dean Venture would say, actually
>>43428349That is one fluffy Flutters. Hope she doesn't do anything untoward to our 'non.
>>43427876"Plastic BAG...!"
>>43427876>Grab nose>shake'em>???>win
Thanks to The Bat Fang, we now know that raping humans is taught in Equestria's schools.>https://derpibooru.org/images/3853744Making uncooperative parters cum is apparently a competitive sport.
>>43429218Somehow Fluttershy didn’t get to participate.
>>43428644I never watched all of that show, I know people say it's goodwhy did Dean go emo later?>>43429218yeah they get a proper education over there, just like the Brits do
>>43430011>why did Dean go emo later?Basically because >tfw no hot goth gfVenture Bros is great, would recommend. It's a little slow to ramp up, but it's fantastic. One of those shows where little details and even what seem liike throwaway gags can turn out to be important, and usually hilarious too.
>>43430157>tfw no hot goth gfwowthat is relatable
>>43430157Wasn't hot goth gf gaslighted into leaving him?
late night boop
>>43430230Oh dear
>>43427876
>>43427876They wouldn't lower themselves to rape a anon of all things.
>>43431004Never underestimate the motivation of an alicorn in heat. For beings with such a protracted lifespan, estrus hits less often but much harder.
>"Umm, hey Anon...">"Is pegging your fetish?"
>>43431473The horrifying part isn't that she's pegging you, but that you probably wouldn't be able to physically get her off of you.
>>43431478Also that it feels way too warm to be an implement of any sort.
>>43431473>She went to her friends for advice again.>Rarity told her what all her fetishes are this time.>Filled Fluttershy's head with all sorts of lewd shit.>Now stuff like this keeps happening.Lord only knows what would happen if she ever went to Celestia for advice.
>ˢᵒ ᵘʰ ᵃnᵒn, i ʷᵃˢ ʷᵒnᵈᵉʳinᵍ iᶠ i ᵐᵃʸ... iᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃnᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ iˢ, iᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ʷiᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᶜᵒnˢᵉnᵗ... ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ...
>>43432114You try and I will punt you.
>>43432114I put No Ponies sign on my door for a reason, timid wingbeat
>>43432114Okay Marble
>>43432114Nah, sorry. I'd let you touch my body with consent, but not without it. I kinda have to be firm about that here in Equestria.You understand, right?Oh. I guess you don't...>*gets the hose*
It seems in your anger... you fucked fluttershy senseless while choking her out...
>>43432130>>43432133>>43432137>>43432243>ᵒʰ ᵈᵃʳn... ᵐ-ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ nᵉˣᵗ ᵗiᵐᵉ i'ˡˡ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘ...
>>43432312FLUTTERSHY YOU CAN TOUCH MEEE PLEEEASE TOUCH ME YOU CAN DO IT!!
>>43432313Nice try
>>43427876>>43430955If I manage to successfully impregnate them will they let me suck some of the milk from their crotchbreasts?
>>43432579Probably
>>43432312What a nuisance. Now to get back to my favorite past time, watching my little pony.
>>43432269And that's how Anon became a Sith Lord
>>43432579good luck pal, nightmare moon's breast milk is ice cold and tastes like black licoricedaybreaker's milk is just as spicy as Da Bomb or any of the other hot sauces in Celestia's collection
Mare wants sex with (You)>https://tantabus.ai/images/88737
>>43433135>https://tantabus.ai/images/88737no.no; no, thank you. I don't think I willgo ahead and rape me if you want, i'll just kill myself afterwards
>>43433142>"Okay!"
>>43433135AI is so poisoned by shit taste. I HATE this 'twerk to make the ass clap' trend, it's foul, and even though this pony's cheeks aren't big enough to do it, you can tell the model was trained on that. Pony cheeks should be firm, not floppy like a water balloon, ffs. And as usual with AI the genitals look like balloons stapled on.
>>43433115Fortunately I enjoy the taste of black licorice.
>You hear Fluttershy break into your house>You manage to catch her and tie her up>She's into it
>>43434280>Proceed to kick her down 15 flights of stairs.>No final thump when she's suppose to reach the bottom.>She's hovering right behind you with the chair and rope.>"The was fun Anon! It's your turn now!"
>>43433704goddamn she's beeeg>>43433911>Swedes>in my Flutterrape generalwhy don't you make like a viking and get the fuck out of here
>>43434280Stuff her into a duffle bag and find the nearest river.
>>43432313Thats not how rape works, Anon.
>>43432313>>43435561How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Can't rape the willing.If I give consent they'll lose interest because it's no longer rape.Sorry Flutterbutt and friends.
>>43435582Nice try Fluttershy, you ain't gaslighting me.
>>43435561Oooh nooo Fluttershy haha don't raaape meee ahah!
Fluttershy>worst rapist ever>pony most likely to become a rapist
>>43436199What Anon reads in her graduation yearbook.
Fluttershy needs to stop expecting the stick and box trap to work...
>>43436460See that's the problem.It still does work from time to time.Some Anons are just that dumb.
>>43436986Sounds like a big fat lie, like your fat ass.
>>43436986 Even if I was trust me I would never want to taste that Pinkie Pie.Disgusting.
>>43437206>>43437219>her response
>>43437835>*slowly closes the door on her while she's yapping*
>>43437990>Rolls out from underneath your couch>Slowly opens your fly while still yapping>Has to stop sometimes so she can have a little sneeze (it was dusty under there, Nonny)
>>43438029There’s a bear trap under there just for her.
>>43437835>>43438029
I haven't been able to fap for the last year since I got here innaquestria
>>43438601Don't say that outloud, anon. Fluttershy might hear you...
>you wake up in Zebrica (the africa of equestria) >they all be sassy n gyrating atchu
>>43438601Tough to wack it with hooves, huh.
>>43438769
>>43432579>>43432778>>43433115>>43433911Bumping off of pg10 for a chance to suck their crotchbreastmilk
>>43439438Good save even if your intentions were less than noble
>>43438931this is not fair, but it's also not fluttershy
>>43439870You do realize that Fluttershy is not the only equine would-be rapist in Equestria, don't you?
>>43439905She is arguably the stinkiest, though
How do they cope if I do not get hard?
>>43440342They hide viagra in your food.
Would you grill, and eat the fleshcube?
>>43440372No that’s horrible
What if I just friend zone everyone?Friendship is magic, so they wouldn't dare ruin our friendships for something stupid like sex.Friends don't rape friends, and if they tried they'd have learn a lesson and write it to Celestia.
>>43440372>>43440603well what else are you supposed to do with it
>>43440962Preferably ignore it
>>43440643Celestia might be the one who rapes you.
Maintenance might’ve saved the thread
>9
>>43441076She wouldn't.
>>43442168cmon butterquiet, you don't know what was on that counter..
>>43442168She's trying to suck up the evil Twilight left behind.
>>43442390Bound to happen eventually
>>43442184She saw me rub my balls on the counter like a dog with fleas.
>>43442670I don’t think she’d be using a straw for that
Don’t sleep with your windows open.https://derpibooru.org/images/3876681
>>43443096Nice, non-AI nightmares are a change, at least!
Off 10!How to be dense is finally done!https://ponepaste.org/11423(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy.)
>>43443096>"But surely you need fresh air at night..."
>>43444252I can only imagine how long she stays at that window
>>43444049Nice save
Why’d the board speed up so much
>>43445653The usual spammers and shitposters trying to drive things they don't like into the archive.
>>43444049i'm going to rape you
>>43446073Multiple Fluttershys are going to show up?
>>43446175yeah she used the mirror pool. now she delegates her fetish guesses to her hornier, and admittedly less effective, clones while she goes about her regular day's business
>>43446187She’s probably gonna have a rough time of one of the clones ends up guessing right.
>10
>>43446187I can see it backfiring in her and they all rape her instead.
>>43446200>the clone that guesses right is more desired by anon because shes less annoying than the original, and is one note about said fetish.
>>43447147Sounds about right
The last thing Anon sees as a virgin in Equestria…> https://tantabus.ai/images/89025
>>43447543The first thing he sees as a man...> https://tantabus.ai/images/89257
>Anon will you perhaps let me hump your third leg against your will?>*Door slowly closes on fluttershy's face>oh okay, perhaps I can rape you another tim->*tapping on the window>Are you sure you don't want me t->*close the curtain >All night you here feint polite yet frantic tapping on your windows as she tries to figure out a polite way to break into your home without your consent
>>43447831No thanks
Shit’s sliding hard
>>43448621>https://youtu.be/mBcY3W5WgNU
>>43448094She's like a vampire, never allow them to come in.
Almost a whole month and no green.Was the last one this bad?
>>43449347I don’t think so
>>43448094>In the morning, just before your shower, you catch her out by the birdbath, having a tea party with all the morning birds>>43449347there was never any green. green is just a myth
>>43449347I think all the writefags have fucked off.
>the fattass commie is your roommate>She begs you to let her have sex with you as often as you let Fluttershy
>>43450464What stops me from rolling her away?
>>43450010They just went around the corner to get some milk and smokes from the store. Took the bike and everything. That was over ten years ago now but I'm sure they'll be back soon.Either way, I refuse to accept Greggums' death. He's not dead, I won't accept it.
>>43450464>as often as you let FluttershySo, never. Cool, glad we see eye-to-eye, fatty!
>>43450519be nice. these mares can be very sensitive about their bulkiness
>>43450464Ah, one of those kind of commies.
>>43450556no
>>43450556Fat creatures.
>>43450464>>43450556Fatty. Unloved fatty. Fatty fatty no-sex.
"GODDAMMIT LYRA!!! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST PISS ON ME?!!">*mumble-mumble*"GOLDEN SHOWERS ARE DEFINITELY NOT MY FETISH!!! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT IDEA FROM?">*mumble mumble-mumble*"FLUTTERSHY!!! YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!!!">"Eep!"
>>43451474Sounds about right
>>43451474>Lyra actually got the idea from Bon Bon.>Anon just thought that he heard her say Fluttershy.>Lyra doesn't correct him either.>Follows him as he storms off towards her cottage.>Watches as he starts beating Fluttershy on the head with a newspaper.>Hears him call her a bad pony over and over again.>She cums.>Hard.
>>43452064Shens a menace
>>43451129You’re just gonna make her try harder
>>43450010They come and go like the tide
>>43427876Best way to deal with them?Rub their face, scratch the chin and behind the ears. Do this until they are dunk on the cuddles and run while they are still dazed by the event.Or try to continue until they fall asleep but you'll need to keep your movements varried.
>>43453031Just give them a choice between your pone virginity or the mystery boxThey always choose right
>>43453054 >The mystery box? Again?>SHHHHHhhhhh! It could have something in it this time!>It never has anything inside it!!>Well when I pick the Mystery Box and it HAS something inside then you'll feel stupid!
>>43452772Doubt it, She barely tries eating a salad.
>>43453448Never say never
Dumb horses.
Horny horses.
>>43454147But enough about Twilight.
>>43453111>"How about this: one of us picks the mystery box while the other takes his virginity.">"I suppose nothing is really stopping us from taking both.">"So does that sound good to you then, my dear sister?">"Yes. As long as we can have both, then we accept your terms, dear sister.">"Wonderful.">"But how should we go about choosing who--">"Well, I'm glad you asked. Since you were so insistent on it earlier, I'll let you have the box now.">"But--">"And this way you'll have plenty of time to play with your little mystery, while I have my way with him first.">"But that's not fair!">"Too bad. You agreed to it.">"Love is the night's domain. We should get to go first!">"Well, age before beauty, I guess.">"More like weight before brains.">"What was that?">"I said try not to crush him before I get a turn.">"I won't. Here's the box. You can play with it while I play with Anon's.">"What?">"His box.">"Wha--">"His ass.">"Oh...">"Is something wrong?">"This box is empty.">"Oh? Well, how fitting. Cause Anon's not going to have anything left for you once I'm done with him.">"Please. You'll get tired way before that.">"In the meantime, have fun with your empty box.">"We'll try...">"What's wrong?">"It's just...">"What?">"I wanted a mystery."
>>43454692Good short anon
>>43454692Who doesn't want a mystery. Meanwhile, Derpy has whisked Anon away while the two dork princesses bantered.
>>43418150why is Fluttershy wearing blackface in the op?
>lock the windows, close the curtains, but you know theyre still there
>>43455765It could easily be an Anon’s fetish
>>43455857Maybe if it's Grandmaster Anon's fetish.
>make love potion>humans are immune to itHow much seething would be generated?
>>43456120
>>43456120>"Oh well, back to good old feminine wiles, then.">"Anon, darling, how'd you like to have some good clean fun with me?"
>>43456120>Oh anon, I'm sorry for getting carried away yesterday, I understand forcing myself on you is bad and I value the Magic of our friendship, and to show that I'm sorry I made this special drink for you.>*twilight gives you a totally innocent smile*>*twilight gazes into your eyes as you drink it all down greedily*>Oh, yeah this does taste pretty good... Well I guess I can forgive you but I want to be alone for a bit>B-BUT!>*Door shuts*>Twilight stares at the door in disbelief at what just happened.
>>43456488Down Panko
>>43457311
>>43457030>spends hours going over both the encounter and her potion recipe, analyzing every last detail with minute scrutiny>keeps asking herself over and over>"What went wrong?!">doesn't realize that she never added the most important ingredient of all>that all too important four letter word>____
>Girls find Anon's old playboy mag from back on earth>They're fascinated by it>Flutts and Rainbow want to recreate the poses to get to Anon>Twi likes studying human mares and human mating customs>Rarity gets some inspiration from the outfits >They try a big porno shoot for a mag of their own>They all end up arguing and fighting over the mag>End up tearing it to shreds>M6 all start laughing and learning a valuable friendship lesson over it>Anon comes back to find his best mag destroyed>YFW
>>43457533>Mares threw away your best porno magYOU'VE GOTTA FIGHTFOR YOUR RIGHTTO PARTY
>>43457533lel, good shti>Girls find Anon's old playboy magI can think of two greens that have thishttps://poneb.in/587g5dCGhttps://poneb.in/eiquWfTT
>>43457543I sure miss Flutterpriest every now and then
>>43457533Villain Anon origin story.
>fluttershy tried to cause a fissure in your house's foundation but failed and fell in>you come home seeing this
>>43458243Somebody will get her out
>Fluttershy getting plapped vigorously by Anon>Only for Anon to come back into town>She sees two Anons but the one fucking her is a changling
>>43441999>9Checks out
>>43458292Help the fissure get bigger.
>>43459047Gotta be careful about how you do it
>>43459444
>>43458439She gets tricked fairly often.
I had a feeling and looked up an old thread. I've written for here before, and will again. The Operations may have finished but not the aftermath.
>>43460015I remember that one, I think, did you write the story where anon was a male nurse with like a special jello?
>>43460024Bitch came on his cauldron. And yes, he was a janitor. Some things happened and I wasn't able to finish the last Operation but I've thought a whole lot on where to go from there. Third thread I wrote for, with /yandere/ being the second and of course /bootleg/ being the first.
>>43460032Good to see you back for sure
>>43460111It's gonna be a while before I'm back into high gear of doing multiple threads at once. I still have greens to finish. I've done a lot of panels since I first started writing here so I've been broadening my horizons. Will even be doing official stuff this weekend.
>>43460126Awesome to hear
>>43460204At least they look good, but they’re probably roofied.
>>43460015>The OperationsA golden haired angel watches over him.
>every day when you're walking down the street>and all the ponies that you meet>want to see what that dick can do
>>43460447At this point just wear a cup.
>>43460384They aren't. Don't be silly. The syrup however is laced with some sort of shroom slurry so once you hit the last flapjack, you'll be hard enough to call yourself Yggdrasil and twice as out of your gourd.And like the world tree, you'll be immobilized and have to deal with Nighogg gnawing at your root.
>>43461076Is there a squirrel living in your bushy limbs?
>>43460447>letting twi get a sniffdoomed
>>43461318Well it is Fluttershy. Squirrels may be the least of her cohort.
>>43461825Letting her think she’s stealing sniffs is better than her actively trying to molest you.
How would you ponify pic related to FR?
>>43462462Ooooooooooh anon. I already have ideas. They're right in front of (You).
>>43462478I’m very much of the Fluttershy replacing Dess camp, but who would the Noelle stand in be?
>>43462480I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Or answer at Marefair.
>>43462481Oh actually, Rarity and Sweetie Belle would probably work really well.
>>43462462No idea who these are.
>>43462616Fair
>>43462616That's from DeltaruneTL;DR there are some implications taht player's character got groomed by a missing girl (left), girl on the right starts to molest you when you mindbreak her
>>43462973From the same guy who made Undertale? You sure?Anyway, Fluttershy would definitely groom child Anon.
>you get a note saying you need to go and rescue twilight>theres an image projected from the note>see pic>how do you respond
>>43463094>From the same guy who made Undertale?Yes>You sure?First part is just pure speculation, but the second one has lines like>"You can't even say "stop" like you used to.
>>43462939Mare
>>43463489Oops
>>43462481>MarefairShill
>>43463500It's on the brain, there are no other excuses.
>9oi enough of that
>Oh nonny I'm so happy you opened this cana ravioli! I've been hiding in here for a week! Which just so happens to be your birthday!!!>And now I have the bestest most fantasticist gift ever, you'll get to shove your face in in some nice cake~>I wanted an Xbox Pinky...>I can get you one but you need some cake fir->*drags pinkie out the door*>I'll eat cake after I get my Xbox, without my birthday is RUINED!!>Bu->*door slams*>*knock knock*>*anon checks door before Pinkie rolls out from under the couch behind him*>Alright Nonny one Xbo->Ehh.. I changed my mind Pinkie I think Playstation would be better, Xbox doesn't really have any games...>Bu->*Anon kicks Pinkie out*>*Pinkie instantly falls out of the chimney*>*huff huff* I got I->Oh I don't know what I was thinking Pinkie Playstion doesn't have any games ether... I need a Nintendo console...>*before anon could grab her, Pinkie walks out and slams the door on herself*>*Pinkie then busts through the window with a Switch 2*>hhhhmmmmmm.... I kind of want and Xbox again, seemed a bit less kiddy you know?>*Pinkie evaporates and Pinkie mist flies out in through the broken window*>This cycle repeats for an entire week and at no point does Pinkie ever get into anon's pants.
>>43464351That anon’s playing a dangerous game fucking with her party
>>43464351>”I got you that top of the line PC you wanted Nonny.”“I didn’t ask for that.”>”I know just wanted to check my boxes.”“P-pinkie, these components!”>”Said top of the line, now let’s eat the cake.” “You don’t understand. Founders edition, 124 gb of ram, 50 tb ssd, water cooling. You’ve doomed us both!”>”What could possibly mean.>Just then an AI powered robo-pony breaks in.>”Those belong to me. Prepare to be assimulated.”“Fuck! It even misspelled assimilated.”>”Incorrect. Both of your organic squishy asses are mine.”>Fucking Pinkie.
>>43463500Flutterrape's already been to Mare Fair tho>>43462481If I see you at Mare Fair, then I'm asking you for the name of the grave.>>43462616I didn't know either.unc general
>>43464768the return of Flutterbot>it's a robot>it rapesyep, it's Flutterbot
>>43464929>Flutterrape's already been to Mare Fair thoAnd?>They had to censor the word rapeNormie Fair
>tfw Anon won't have sex with you because you're "too normie" for him
>>43464929I need to know what that panel discussed
>>43464996Amy New and other miscellaneous ecelebs. Also funko pops.
>>43464996Good fucking luck. I don't even think it was recorded.They wrote a communal green though, I know that.>pic unrelated
Who let her have a computer anyhow?She just won’t stop generating these images and emailing them to (You).> https://tantabus.ai/images/90133
>>43464929Easy, I'll likely hang out in the game room. Ask away. As well as doing panels I've been staff for a while. Check the con book.
After 17 minutes of rigorous scientific observation, Twilight concluded that anon's species reproduce by being raped. If no mares rape them, they might think they are undesirable and fall ill. He must be raped for his own good and well being. That's just a fact.
>>43465217Does anything happen if anon actually likes the rape, which would just make it sex?
>>43465239he falls ill
>>43465246...Because Twilight magicks up an illness that she casts on him. This is why unicorn mares are the scariest.
>>43465248They can be your angle or your debiru depending on how much of a fight you can put up. If you BTFO comically hard they will try more friendly approaches later, but if they feel they have a good a chance at subjugating you then you will have no peace
>coco gets your hopes up
>>43465503What a catfish
>>43465503Ponies using AI in devilish ways.
>>43465503Hug her, then turn her down gently.
>oh nonny don't be silly, of course you needs barrier around your house! What if somepony broke in or you got out and tripped on a blade of grass then somepony ran in and stole you from m- I mean somepony kidnapped you?>It's for your safety! I did make sure to bring some entertainment, I have many books lined up and ready for both of us to enjoy...*you look at the stacks and stacks of book and realize it's all erotica*>Something wrong nonny? Just some normal boo- oh no, it seems like Spike only brought in exclusively erotic material! Looks like we'll have to read this... Together...*twlight slowly moves closer to you*
>>43466364>>43466644"I really wish I didn't have to carry a handful of ladybugs everywhere I go."
>>43466644>Rape in progress>starts enjoying it>it's no longer rapeCheckmate, atheists.
>>43467505Get buggered.
>>43457601don't smile because he died, smile because he happened in the first place
>>43467505That's the thing, the pony doesn't care. She just wants what she can get out of you.
>>43467643Fair
>>43468221Mare
>"Is mayonnaise a fetish?"
>>43468392It’s certainly not a good one
>>43468392Only if you're a slice of bologna.
>>43468392Who gave her a trumpet? That fly horse has no rhythm.
My fetish is ponies that are quiet and don't come into my house.I hope nopony knows this and is forced to respect my boundaries.
>>43469014But she’s already quiet, and prevented from entering your home
>>43469415Then she's doing a FANTASTIC job! And I'll be all over her soon as long as she keeps it up!
>>43469014She's going to make her home your home.
>>43465266>They can be your angle or your debiruexcuse me? I don't mean to be rude, but I think you just raped the English language there.look at how unhappy Twilight is
>>43470409He looks like he's about to chuck a grenade here
>>43470549He’s in the shower I’m pretty sure
>>43449347I'll start one tonight. Give me a few days, I want to make it decently long and I don't like posting unless I'm finished. Pic related is a preview
>Princess Celestia passes laws saying only SHE is legally allowed to have sex with you>Celestia's conference for her reasoning>see pic>Can you argue against her politics
>>43471100is that a motherfucking Gnome?nigga get the fuck out of here you fucking magical wonder of the world
>>43471100I’d read it
Misty Brightdawn deserves to fuck and cum!
>>43471214I argue with a plastic bag in hand.
>>43471366I disagree
Bump
>>43471214I don't argue with her, I only straight up say to her that her sister is better both as a marefriend and in bed. What is she gonna do, put me on death row?
>>43472632To the moon.
>>43464351>I'm so happy you opened this cana ravioli! I've been hiding in here for a week!it would not have taken me a week to find herBoyardee is my nigga
>>43471366Misty will never fuckMisty will never cum
>>43471100Anon is sick of Fluttershy's shit, so he devises a plan to psychologically destroy her using gnomes>Be Anon>And be clearing out old inventory for Filthy Rich>He'd been meaning to get someone to clear out the storage room of Barnyard Bargains, but the cheap bastard couldn't find anyone willing to do for less than reasonable pay>Luckily for him and unluckily for (you), you needed cash>Apparently, government gibs don't last forever and your ass actually needed to find meaningful employment>A few bottom of the barrel odd jobs later, and you're hauling crates of shit into a wagon for Filthy, and taking that shit to the dump>He told you that you could dump all the old merchandise into the river for all he cares, so long as you get it off his property by sundown>Amongst the miscellaneous goods you find various trinkets and baubles but pay them no mind>Until you spot a low hanging shelf with... gnomes?>Lots and lots of them too!Heh, Filthy must've bought them in bulk but they never sold>Getting back to work, you load them into a crate and plan on discarding them along the rest of the unsold goods>But then a certain idea pops into your headNo... these are too good to give up...>In fact, you know a certain yellow pony that could use a good scare>Mulling over the details, you begin to form quite the devious plot>So instead of getting rid of them, you take that shipment back home and hide them in your closet before returning to work to finish the job>It'll be a multi-stage plan, but the payoff will be worth it>Tonight... tonight is when your revenge begins...
>>43473034>Be Fluttershy the next day>And today you're certain your fetish guess will be correct!>You dress yourself with a white button-up shirt, black vest, and bow tie around your neck and torso>You also pack a kit with a Cocktail shaker, glasses, some Liquor bottles, sliced fruits, and rohypnol>You plan on wooing Anon with your cocktail making skills>Maybe then he'll give you HIS cocktail...>Smiling to yourself in the mirror, you're certain today is the day>Loading everything up, you trot to your front door and head out to go to Anon's house>But when you open your door you spot... a gnome?>A regular-sized garden gnome is standing some several feet away from your front door>How'd this thing get here?O-oh my! ...Are you, um, lost, little one?>The gnome, of course, doesn't answer>Taking a step forward, you see a little note tucked under it>Grabbing it, it says "Pay Tribute or face retribution."...What? Who... who did this?>You look around, hoping to spot the prankster but see no one>You frown at this poor jokeHmf! It's not very nice to leave things by peoples front doors. But... maybe you'll look nice by my petunias.>Studying it a little, it's sort of cute looking>So, you choose to keep it>Putting down your cocktail kit, you move the gnome right into your garden underneath the windowsill>All in all, while it might've been a silly prank you got a nice little garden decoration out of it>Feeling satisfied with its spot, you look at the clock through your windowOh no! I'm running late! Anon get's so upset when I catch him after he's finished breakfast, I'm supposed to show up while he's eating!>With that, you trot off not knowing that this was simply phase 1 of many, MANY more...
>>43473041>Be Anon again>And be fucking pissed>That bitch tried to roofie you this morning>Again!>But you have to admit she did a good job pouring that drink>The way she was flipping the shaker and catching it in the air and how she managed to pour the cocktail while leaning backwards over her head was genuinely impressive>Of course, she took your reaction as sexual excitement and spilt the damn thing all over your shirt in her own eagerness>And the dumbass forgot she roofied the drink, so when she leaned in to huff your chest and run her tongue along you, she passed out>You just left her there to go to work>But you're still pissed and you've decided to move onto phase 2>Like before, you wait until the middle of the night before heading out>With your second gnome in store, you carry it to Fluttershy's cottage>There, you see the first gnome by her windowsill>Seems she adopted it>That's fine, in fact, you predicted as much>Moving the first gnome along with the second, you place them directly in front of her door like before>And you leave a second note for her to discover>With that, you leave knowing she'll no doubt be perturbed by the porcelain duo ready to greet her tomorrow morning>And if that doesn't do the trick, believe me, you have a LOT more gnomes to leave around>Be it one, two, or a dozen more, she'll crack>And then she'll... uh... leave you alone or something>Or have a psychological breakdown>Either way, you head home
>>43473042>Be a yellow rapist again>That's right, you're Fluttershy>You yawn as you wake up and get out of bed>Brushing your teeth with Anon's toothbrush you stole, you move onto feeding the animals, feeding yourself, and checking the mailbox and->You freeze>Not one, but TWO gnomes greet you>Their beady, lifeless eyes stare at you>Dread creeps in as you look down and see a small note tucked underneath one of them>Hesitantly, you approach the pair and see the note reads:>"TRIBUTE OR RETRIBUTION">You're breath hitches>...This is still just a prank, right? ...Right?>You say, to no one in particular>Not knowing what to do, you move the first gnome back by the windowsill and the second one next to it>You were going to go to Anon's again, but this seems more important...>You were planning on making some banana bread... maybe you'll leave a slice out>For... the gnomes or something>Quietly, you sneak back inside and shut the door>Just for today... Anon's house can wait>Be Anon>And be feeling like a million bits>With no Flutters fucking up your morning, you got off to a great start>You had a handful of simple jobs but you accomplished them with the fortitude of a simple man eager to earn his keep>Mayor Mare had you clean up some graffiti on some back streets, Vinyl needed a hand moving sound equipment to the gazebo in the park, and Mr. Cake had you take a busted oven to Rusty Gears to get it scrapped>All in all, you got a bit of coin from all that>...Is this what productive members of society feel like?>For the first time, you think that maybe, just maybe, Ponyville can actually be a place you could call home->"G-good afternoon, Anon">Goddamnit
>>43473044>Any momentary joy you were feeling is evaporated the moment Fluttershy decided to remind you of her existence>Turning around, you see her standing there slouched over a bit with her mane covering most of her face>She seems... more trepid than usual>Good, the plan is workingWhat do you want? I'm busy.>"I, u-um, I'm v-very sorry I was too busy to come by this morning... I was going to ask if-"No>"O-oh... okay. Um... it was very nice to see you but I have to go-"Yeah, me too.>With that, you walk away>Fluttershy too starts heading back home>You can't help but smile to yourself>Via gnome warfare, you've already planted a seed of uncertainty within her psyche>Normally, she'd spend much more time and energy harassing you but she seems eager to return home in case something happens in her absence>And she's right to feel that way because...>Tonight, you'll move onto stage 3>Waiting for nightfall and wearing all black, you make your way to Fluttershy's cottage with a small gnome in hand>You don't want her getting wise, so tonight you have to be more careful in case she's watching>Approaching her cottage, you crouch down and stop by her mailbox some distance from her home>opening it, you leave it in there along with another note>Sneaking forwards, you approach the windowsill with the two gnomes>On it is several slices of banana bread covered in tinfoil>You snag them and start eatingHmf. Y'know, she's an alright cook when she's not putting drugs into this shit>Of course, you don't plan on ending things here with some meagre banana bread as your only reward>No, no, no, you want RETRIBUTION for all the things she's done to you>Stage 4, Stage 5, Stage fucking 100>You're just getting started...>After licking your fingers clean, you sneak out of there and return home knowing Fluttershy's going to wake up to a very special surprise in her mailbox
>>43473045>Be Fluttershy once more>You get out of bed with a bit more haste than usual>Skipping your morning routine and putting a pause on feeding the animals, you go straight to the front door and find...>Nothing>No gnomes today... and it looks like the banana bread was eaten!>Prankster or gnome-demon, whoever it was, they accepted the offering>Hopefully they now leave you alone>Going back to your usual morning routine, you finally get around to checking the mailbox and see..*Gasp* B-but I...!>You see a small gnome tucked inside and another note>Grabbing it, it reads:>"Tribute unacceptable. RETRIBUTION INNIMENT!"I-I...>You choke back some tears>This isn't a prank anymore! Somepony is going to do something bad if this keeps going on!I'm going to Twilight! She'll know what to do!>Little do you know, a certain someone was hiding out of sight waiting for you to leave...>You walk at a brisk pace to Twilight's Treebrary>Practically sprinting for you>You arrive and knock on the front door>Twilight opens it>"Oh, hello Fluttershy! What brings you out here so early? I don't open the Library until-"TWILIGHT, I'M BEING ATTACKED WITH GNOMES!>The words fly out of your mouth and Twilight stares at you dumbfounded>"...I'm... sorry? Could you repeat that?"Somebody keeps leaving gnomes at my cottage and little notes about "Tributes" and "Retribution" and I left some banana bread but that wasn't good enough and their going to get me and->"Whoa, whoa, slow down. Alright, look. If someone's harassing you with gnomes I can come over and take a look at them if you'd like. Whoever's behind it either has a bizarre sense of humour or doesn't understand that they're bothering you."*Sniff* So there isn't a gnome demon after me...?>Twilight places a hoof on your shoulder>"No, Fluttershy. There's no gnome demon. Let me see these gnomes and the two of us can figure something out, okay?"
>>43473049O-okay, Twilight. ...Thanks for not laughing at me. I was scared you'd make fun of me for being scared of something so silly...>"I wouldn't laugh at you, Fluttershy. let's go.">The two of you trot off, not knowing what's taken place already...>Returning home with Twilight by your side, you see your front door slightly ajar>You're pretty sure you closed it, did Angel Bunny sneak out?>You open the front door and see nothing out of the ordinary>...Until you see something resting on your side table next you your couch>A tiny porcelain gnome with beady eyes and a malicious smile stares up you>You let out a screamT-Twilight! The gnomes are invading!>Twilight approaches with a frown>"Fluttershy, nobody's invading! But someone is definitely crossing some lines by entering without...">Twilight trails off>You see her staring at something>Following her line of sight, you see ANOTHER small gnome inside one of the bird cages>And then a third one tucked between two books on your bookshelf!T-there everywhere!>"I... okay, new plan! First, we round up all the gnomes. After that, we'll catalogue them and start investigating this! This is... I can't deny that this is getting creepy".>The two of you start searching around the cottage>You find gnomes all over>One in the sink, one under your pillow, one inside the ice box, one in the fireplace...>They're everywhere!>After one hour, you and Twilight find 23 gnomes altogether scattered around the cottage>Then, you spend another full hour looking for the 24th>"There has to be 24! Nobody would leave 23! It's two dozen, it has to be!">Twilight has stray hairs sticking up in her mane>She, like yourself, is convinced there has to be a 24th BUT YOU JUST CAN'T FIND ITTwilight! I can't go to sleep knowing there's one still in here! Is it under the floor boards? IS IT UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS, TWILIGHT!?>You're breathing heavily>Twilight comes up and nuzzles you
>>43473052>"Shh, shh... Just... you can stay at my place for tonight. Let's keep looking, but maybe we did get them all?">You're not fully convinced but you try to calm down>Taking a deep breath, you feel your heartrate go down>"This is what we'll do. We'll take these 23 small gnomes, the other small gnome you found in your mailbox, and the two normal sized ones all back to my place. I'm going to scan each and every one of them for any sort of magical signature. Do you still have the notes? I'll examine those as well. But if this keeps going on... maybe we should go to the guard."The guard!? You really think we should?>"...I don't know. Maybe we're just overreacting, but somebody entered your home and is demanding "tributes". Even as a joke, that sounds like extortion. If this is a prank by Rainbow or Pinkie, I'm going to talk to them and demand that they apologise.">You sniff and nod your head>The two of you spend another 20 minutes looking for anymore gnomes but don't find any>Half-convinced there really is only 23 scattered around, the two of you start loading them all up and take them to Twilight's place>You're not so much scared of spending the night at Twilight's place with a bunch of gnomes there, but rather, you're scared more gnomes will show up at your cottage demanding more tribute>With that, the two of you head off>You really want to see Anon>He always makes you feel better...
>>43473054>Be Anon>And be amused>You can't risk returning to Fluttershy's cottage every time just to see her reaction>But you know she had a good scare after you heard from Lyra that she and Twilight were hauling gnomes back to the Library>But Twilight's involvement leads to some... complications>She'll no doubt try to trace it back to you>For now, you'll put a temporary pause on things>The both of them are on high-alert at the moment>Who knows if Twilight left some sort of magic ward that'll notify her if someone steps onto Fluttershy's property or something>You don't have a magic signature, but it might detect movement or body-heat or whatever instead>Tonight, the Gnome King sleeps knowing he's won the battle>And he plans on winning the war...>Be Twilight, later that day>The first floor of your library looks, quite frankly, bizzare>There are 26 gnomes lined up with evidence tent cards next to each of them, numbering the items>Painstakingly, you've examined each and every one of them using magic>Besides the standard background ambient magic in all things, there's no discernable signature>So either the culprit masked their signature... or a Gnome Demon moved them using supernatural abilities>A silly thought, really>...But let's not dismiss anything too quickly>After scanning them, you and Fluttershy went to the Market>There, you looked around for any stalls selling gnomes or garden decor>The only stall selling any was Roseluck's, but she only carried a few>You'd asked if she sold any recently but she shook her head>Fluttershy stood several paces back while you interrogated Roseluck>She's... not very trusting of gnome-sellers at the moment>Having no luck, you sought out Rainbow and Pinkie>Rainbow laughed and gave whoever did it props, saying she wishes she had the idea>You stomped your hoof and told her it was serious
>>43473057>Rainbow just chuckled and said "Yeah, yeah. But seriously, it wasn't me. I like pulling pranks, but spending all that money on gnomes for something silly? C'mon, I got better things to blow bits on.">You bit your tongue at that>Cider and Wonderbolt jerseys aren't exactly "Better things", but you said nothing>Next, you went to Pinkie>She squealed and wanted to see them, saying she'd take them of your hands>She'd call them Gnorman, Gribble, Wendel, Thistlewick, Bumblesnatch...>You had to cut her off>You doubted it was her due to the fact there wasn't any sort of icing or confetti involved, but you had to make sure>Returning to the library, you're stumped>The only lead remaining are the notes>It'll be the most time consuming, but maybe you can try cross-referencing the writing with documents from town hall?>But you can't very well go through EVERY single person in Ponyville>So tonight, you'll draw up who you think are most likely to pull such a stunt>Looking over, you see Fluttershy lying down on a little air mattress and sleeping bag by your bed>Poor thing...>She doesn't have the constitution for this...>You really don't want to take this to the Guard>It'll be turned into a whole thing>IF they take this seriously in the first place>Sighing, you put down your quill and head over to your bed>"Twilight... will the gnomes get me?"No, Fluttershy. They won't *yawn* get you.>"...Twilight, do you think gnomes are Anon's fetish?">You feel a blush form on your muzzleF-fetish? I, er, what do you mean? Are you sure you're using that word correctly? If you're asking if he likes gnomes... maybe?>Fluttershy yawns>"Okay, I'll ask him tomorrow. Goodnight, Twilight"Goodnight, Fluttershy>...>Anon>He's complained to you more than once about Fluttershy's... advances>Very outlandish stories>Slander even>You look over to Fluttershy's sleeping form>C'mon... there's no way THIS pony is even capable of half the things he's said>That guy called her a rapist!
>>43473060>That jerk>But now you're thinking...>You plan on making a list of suspects tomorrow morning>Maybe his name will be on it too>With that, you go to sleep>The next few days go by without much incident>Twilight had tried to go to Mayor Mare about the situation and request written documents to cross-examine hoofwriting with the notes, but Mayor Mare said no>She said the gnomes themselves weren't much cause for concern, but finding them inside Fluttershy's home was grounds of trespassing>But that means Fluttershy needs to take this to the Guard, and if THEY request documents to cross-reference then Mayor Mayor will comply>Twilight was unhappy with such news>Mostly because the Guard wouldn't bother doing a proper investigation into the matter in the first place>They'd simply log the incident and inform Fluttershy to update them if it continues>In the meantime, you've been biding his time>Who are (you)>Why, you're the Gnome King himself, Anonymous>However, during this pause this meant Fluttershy returned back to her cottage>Leaving the incident behind her, she goes back to her own regular routine>Taking care of animals, spending time with her friends... and pursuing her one, true love>Her next two fetish guesses involved her being a lumberjack and accidentally leaving a gash in your floor boards>And the other involving her being a maid where she mixed different types of cleaning agents and made mustard gas>You think it's time to get back to work>The gnomes had worked better than you'd expected>But if Fluttershy was already back to her old routine, maybe it was time to remind her of them...>Tonight, you'll up your game
>>43473066>It's the middle of the night, but instead of going to Fluttershy's cottage, you head over to Twilight's treebrary>There, she has 26 of your beloved subjects tucked away somewhere as "evidence">They are the soldiers of your marching army>The pointed spear held against the Yellow Devil>As per most Ponyville citizens, the front door is left unlocked>Sneaking inside, you look around>Nothing out in the open, she probably moved them downstairs into the basement>You approach the basement door but stop>While the front door was unlocked, this one isn't>But Twilight is many things, and magic-obsessed is certainly one of them>Instead of a standard lock, Twilight would rather use a needlessly complicated magic ward to seal the door>This makes things smoother for you>While you won't be able to turn the handle, you can still touch the door>No magic signature let's you interact with it without the thing sounding any sort of alarm>But how would you open it?>Simple, by removing the thing from its hinges>The ward prevents you from turning the handle>But why bother with the handle?>Pulling out a screwdriver, you undo the hinges and move the entire door out of the way>Then, you descend the staircase and see your dutiful vassals lined up>With a burlap sack, you start placing all of them inside, carful not to bang them around too much lest you injure your retainers>And with that, you ascend the staircase and flee into the night>Be Twilight again>You wake up to the sensation of Spike tapping your shoulder>Groggily, you open your eyes and ask him what he wants>"Uh, were you renovating after I went to bed last night or something? Why'd you take the basement door of it's hinges?">You're eyes shoot open as you leap out of bed>Racing downstairs you stop before your basement door leaning against the side of the wall>The magic lock still gently pulsing purple as it remains activatedBut that's...>Tentatively, you walk down the steps and see... nothing
>>43473068>And that's what frightens you>The gnomes are gone!>You slowed down with the investigation these last few days but...>You didn't think they'd escape!>You already know the answer, but you scan the area for any sort of magical signature>Nothing>But you do find a note>You... don't want to read it but you pick it up anyways>You read it out loud to yourselfThe Gnome King is here...>What>What the BUCK>Either somepony broke into your home last night and stole back their gnomes or...>You gulp>The way these things are bypassing magic...>Is there really something more going on here?>You race up the stairs back into the library and float several dozen books on mythology, rare magic creatures, legends, and unexplained phenomenaSpike! Send a letter! Request every book on magical creatures the royal archive can spare! ...And ask Celestia if there's a gnome kingdom I don't know about!>Grabbing your quill and several notebooks, you get to work>The next few days are terrible for Fluttershy>Twilight, seemingly convinced that a Gnome King might very well be terrorising Ponyville, throws herself at her research>This means Fluttershy's emotional support has been taken away>This also means that you needn't worry about Twilight's investigation finding out you're the culprit>As such, you resumed your pranks>A gnome left in her Chicken coop>Another on her roof>And the worst one being one in her bathtub>Fluttershy isn't sleeping anymore>Or leaving the house for that matter>Her days are now spent on the lookout for more uninvited guests>She's also been leaving out many different "Tributes" to try and appease the gnomes>From some bits, more baked goods, a quilt, and so on>You realised you were kinda stealing from her and felt bad about it>Until the tributes turned into her offering up your stolen underwear and toothbrush>Damn, she's giving up her prized possessions here>Soon, you realise you don't need to leave many more around at this point
>>43473074>The dread between discoveries is enough to terrify Fluttershy>At this rate, all you needs to do is leave one once every few weeks>To remind her, that is>With a pep in your step, you walk down the streets of Ponyville whistling a tune>This town ain't have bad, you think>Be Twilight once more>Two weeks later and you emerge from your library>Sunlight pierces your vision as your eyes adjust to the outside world>your coat is greasy and your mane is messy>But you have an insane grin on your face>You discovered the truth>What started out as a dive into possible gnome myths, soon became a rabbit hole of archaic legends and sightings>You'd even been exchanging untranslated texts and deciphering them yourself>And what you discovered is nothing short of revolutionary>The Gnome King. A very niche figure from the pre-unification era, a possible deity known by Diamond Dogs as Gravemaw>According to ancient Diamond Dog tradition, Gnomes are diminutive earth spirits said to dwell deep beneath the soil and mountains>Miners believed they guarded precious stones, metals, and hidden underground passages, and that disturbing their domains could bring misfortune>Some traditions spoke of a Gnome King, an ancient ruler who commanded these spirits and demanded offerings from those who trespassed upon his territory>Diamond Dogs traditionally left small offerings of food, coins, or valuable minerals when mining in areas believed to be inhabited by gnomes>Failure to pay tribute was said to invite the Gnome King's retribution>It's obvious what's going on here...>The Gnome King wants Fluttershy>He doesn't want bits or baked goods>He wants Fluttershy's innocence>SHE is the tribute>Now, it's time to pay Fluttershy a visit...
>>43473078>Be Fluttershy>And you're not doing so well>These last few days, you've been jumping at your own shadow>Everytime you're about to fall asleep, you find yourself jolting awake at the sound of every small noise>You also keep checking your cupboards for any unwanted guests>You have heavy circles around your eyes and a shake from being over-caffeinated>When you hear an erratic knocking on your door, you jump up and yelp>"Fluttershy! It's me, Twilight! Open the door! I need to talk to you">You open the door and see that Twilight is looking just as bad as you>She walks past you inside, rambling quite quickly giving you little time to process>"-Dozens of examples from countless different versions of the same story! A pure, virgin to be offered up at the alter upon the time of-"Um, Twilight? What's going on?>"Fluttershy!" She turns around quickly and reels on you>"Fluttershy, I've solved it! I was wrong to dismiss everything as a prank! The more I looked into it, the more I realised the truth! It's Gravemaw! The Gnome King! He wants YOU Fluttershy! YOU are to be his tribute!"What!? But... but I don't want to become his! I'm saving myself for Anon!>"But Fluttershy! Think about what this might mean for Equestria! Contact with an entirely new magical race. No, not 'magical', SPIRITUAL! Don't you see? The Gnomes are Earth Spirits that defy all known Thaumatological laws! If we could establish a working relationship, we'd be able to study them and make leaps within magic studies! Fluttershy! Offer yourself up! It's the only way!"B-But I can't! I don't want to-to become the consort of some THING!>"I..." Twilight pauses for a moment when she sees Fluttershy tearing up>"But Fluttershy, if you don't do this... retribution will fall upon not just you, but all of Ponyville. Your sacrifice means not just the furthering of magic, but the preservation of Ponyville. If the texts I translated are true, then..."Then what!? What then, Twilight?
>>43473081>"Then we'll ALL face retribution">A pauseE-Even Anon?>"Especially him. For the Gnome King will see him as the main obstacle between him and you.">You don't know what to say>You choke back a sob as you feel the weight of the decision press down on your heart>Do you give yourself up, to save Ponyville and the man you love?>Or do you let doom come down upon those you care about?...Twilight>"Yes?"The Gnome King... would he go away if he no longer wants me?>"I, er, yeah? If he changes his mind, I guess? But why would he?"If I'm no longer a pure tribute, he'd lose interest...>"Well, yeah I-" The gears in Twilight's head turnTwilight... if I'm no longer an untouched maiden, he'd no longer want me. There's only one person in this whole world I'm saving myself for. But he's been unwilling so far... Twilight. Help me rape Anon.>A silence follows>But then a look of resolve falls over Twilight>"Yes. For you, one of my dearest friends... I'll help you. I'll keep you safe from Gravemaw and unite you and Anon. Let's go rape him. Together">You both smile and hug one another>With the two of you in tow, you head out the door to Anon's house>Be Anon one final time>You wake up, ready for another day of work>Being known as the town's handyman wasn't something you expected to enjoy so much>Lately, you've been getting a lot of work from everyone around town>From simply labour jobs to small repairs>And you've been learning a bunch too!>Before, you'd have no idea how to repair a hole in a wall or fix the axle on a cart>But now you're slowly becoming somebody reliable>Is this... what feeling useful feels like?>You wonder why you weren't happy before>Just what was it that was ruining your mood and causing problems for you?>It's like a heavy burden has been lifted from your shoulders and->Your front door explodes inwards with a magic blast>Two mares with crazed looks in their eyes find you
>>43473083>Twilight yells "Anon! You have to have sex with Fluttershy! Her life depends on it! Gravemaw will take her unless you do!"I-What!? My fucking door! Get the fuck out of my->"I told you he wouldn't listen, Twilight!">"Then we'll have to do it the hard way!">Twilight starts levitating some rope and hurls it at you>You dodge to the right and scramble back up to your feetTWILIGHT! FUCKING STOP! LEAVE ME->Twilight continues levitating the rope>Like a serpent, it readies itself and is aimed at you>You run to the nearest blockage to defend against it strikes>That, being the closet door>You rush it and swing it open>But before you can close it behind you, the rope wraps around your waist, knocking you over>Twilight speaks>"I'm sorry it has to be this way, Anon. But The Gnome King has demanded that Fluttershy pay tribute with her body. The only way to protect her is for her to lose her innocence. If she doesn't, she'll be whisked away. And if she doesn't offer herself up, it'll be (you) who pays the price. Just accept it...">You try to stand but the rope has bound you too tightly>Like a caterpillar, you crawl deeper into the closetThere is no- are you fucking dense!? There is no Gnome King, Twilight! I-I...>Fluttershy interrupts>"It's going to be okay, Anon. Just close your eyes and...">But she doesn't finish that sentence>She looks inside the closet and sees all the gnomes you have>Both the ones you retrieved from Twilight's library and the others you hadn't yet used>Twilight and Fluttershy stop their advance as the pieces come together>Well, Twilight realises the proper truth while Fluttershy comes it a different conclusion
>>43473089>"Oh, Anon... You're the Gnome King! Oh... oh, I see now! Gnomes, Anon! Gnomes are your fetish! You said no when I asked earlier, but you were lying! You kept leaving them at my cottage, asking for tribute. You meant me! That was your way of saying you wanted me! I... I can wear a little red hat if you'd like! Or a white beard too! I'm okay with that, I still love you! Oh, sweetie~>Fluttershy hugs your bound body and starts planting kisses along your neck>Twilight though, is understanding what REALLY happened here>"You... you imbecile! You no good, uncouth, rotten, fiend! This-you-I... I don't have the right words! This was all some lousy prank! Hah! Jokes on me, I guess! Here I was, wondering how in Equestria these gnomes kept appearing without a magic signature! Moreso, how my basement door was tampered with! But it was the work of some magical REJECT who isn't important enough to appear on any scans! Anon! You broke into my home! You broke into Fluttershy's home! You left us both traumatised for weeks!>There's a heavy pause>Well, there's the sound of light, rapid kisses on your neck being made by Fluttershy but you're doing your best to ignore that...Yeah. I did.>There's not much more you can say here>Actually, yes there isOkay, but you and Fluttershy TRIED TO RAPE ME. G-Get her off of meeee!>You thrash around but fail to shake her loose>"Oh no, Anon. You're not getting off that easy. Unless you want us going to the Guard, I think a punishment is in order.">You gulpW-what did you have in mind?>Twilight, with an evil glean in her eye, tells you to follow her...>It's quite a nice day outside>A clear blue sky, a gentle breeze, and just the right temperature>Ponies must've noticed this because the park is bustling today>Parents took their foals, lovers went on walks, and even workers took an early Lunch break just to enjoy the day>But little did any of them know, a certain human is putting on quite the show
>>43473092>By the park's center, there stands a figure dressed in what could only be described as outlandish attire>A pointed red hat sits atop your head>A massive fake white beard hangs from your chin>And a long green robe, tied at the waist rests upon your torso>Moreover, you are surrounded by a little army of gnomes>A sign reads, "Take one, courtesy of the Gnome King">And last but not least, a placard hangs around your neck that reads "I am a bad gnome">People come and go>Some take a gnome while others just point and laugh>Pinkie took a picture>Rainbow just laughed in your face for five minutes straight>Lyra grabbed like three gnomes>And others just shook their heads>By sundown, you're punishment neared its end and all but one gnome was claimed>A tiny thing, the least remarkable of the bunch>Picking it up and taking the placard off your neck, you head home>When you arrive, you see Twilight and Fluttershy>Twilight wears the expression of someone satisfied to see you learn your lesson>Fluttershy droops her head a bit low, feeling a bit sad for you>"Well, Anon. I hope you learned your lesson. It's not nice to leave things inside peoples homes or impersonate ancient deities.">You wanted to say you had no idea a 'Gnome King' was even a thing, but you kept quiet about that
>>43473096>Twilight let's out a satisfied 'Hmf', before leaving with her head held up high>You look over to Fluttershy who still remains>"I, uh, ...don't really get what the whole point of all this was. If... if you were wanting me to offer myself as tribute up or... call you a bad gnome or something, all you had to do was ask...">You let out a heavy sighNo, Fluttershy... gnomes are not my fetish>"Oh. Okay. ...Kinda weird that you put so much work into something that wasn't your fetish, but okay. See you tomorrow, Anon. Goodnight~.">With that, she leaves>You watch her go and stare down at the little gnome in your hand>Did you screw up because you underestimated Twilight's autism or because you were careless?>Either way, you know for certain that this was somehow all Fluttershy's fault>Fucking FluttershyEnd.
>drawing horse oc in 2026
>>43473100I’m gonna have to read this on my break
>>43427876They are jobbers, I really doubt they could rape me before their inner worf kicks in and they trip and crack their skulls, or something like that.
>>43473100This was a good story anon you should put it on ponepaste
>>43473471YOU'RE a jobber
>>43473100great read man
>>43473122This is a masterpiece anon thank you
>>43473748You’re a jobby ya cunt.
>>43463120>"Oh well, Twilight's dead."
>>43473100Epic gnome times!
>"Ew!
>>43474531It won’t stop coming out.
>>43473100>Magical rejectMan twilight is kind of mean...>But anon placed a bunch of gnomes and traum-Man, twilight is kind of mean...
>green in the thread>it's more than one or two posts longwhat the fuck is going on. I have actually have something to read tonight?holy fuk, darling>>43473122I know this is a reference to something, but i'm blanking on what it is. I'm gonna guess it's The Simpsons.But, yeah, good luck getting Pinkie to ignore anything.
>>43473100All of this could have been avoided if anon just slept with best pony and married her told her all of his fetishes so she could pleasure him?Why can't anon just see he was meant to be with fluttershy?
>>43475593>All of this could have been avoided if anon just slept with best ponybest pony agrees
>>43475612Best pony would agree if she didn't look like a stallion with a tiny head!
>>43475544https://youtu.be/8YzSHIYxdRs?is=ICoeDnD5hJ4WvnO8If you don't know what something is referencing, it's probably the simpsons
Maybe humans werent meant to tell equines their fetish. After all we spent 200,000 years eating them for lunch.
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>>43475932do not click!! it takes you to swinging stallion dick!!
