>Once upon a pony time, Twilight had an idea.
>She was gonna turn Spike into a book
>>43421381>fortunately, Spike was... eh...
>>43421381>*Poof!*
>>43421391>>43421393
>>43421393>If she can turn Spike into a book, she can turn all of her friends into books!
>>43421398>*MY LITTLE PONY!*>*ending riff*
>>43421404>*Manic laughter*
>>43421412Now this is what happens when you let twilight play library of ruina.
>>43421404>she can turn EVERYpony into books!
>>43421484>"I would then read everypony, and learn a lot about FRIENDSHIP! Twilight Sparkle, you are a GENIUS!"
>revert this immediately bitch! You turned my male stripers into books!
>>43421503>
>>43421503Forgot pic....
>>43421503>>43421505>>43421507>But now you can read your male strippers! isn't that more erotic?
>>43421515>more erotic?! More... erotic? Sigh, that's it, off to the Moon you go...
>>43421535>Wait, wait, wait! Send her to Tartarus instead! I left some... personal things on the Moon.
>>43421535>you can't send me to the moon because I just turned you into a book!>>43421540>you're next, Luna!
>>43421540Luna, I am pretty sure Twilight doesn't gives a fuck about the bloody dildo you left behind... Because she apparently is more interested in reading about the boring life of peasants!
lolling on floor rngood shit
>>43421505>>43421507>celestia was mad at anon. she hadn't felt anypony inside her in decades, and the first stallion to give her pleasure stuck his member in the wrong hole.>"WRONG HOLE, ANON!!">embarrassed, anon attempts to pull out, when celestia turned aeound angerly.>"DID I TELL YOU TO STOP!?">anon continued, confused at the whole thing.
>>43421558wrong thread, retard
>>43421546>"... Can we read what Celestia's book says about us? We are curious, aren't you?"
>>43421567>I guess *I* can read that part, but I'm afraid (You) can't because I turned you into a book also!
>>43421574>Twilight, let me tell you, turning the whole Equestria into books is funny, but now who is going to feed you burgers? You will starve to death, you fat idiot.
>>43421606>oh, hey discord! don't you know? I don't need to consume biomass for sustenance, I can sustain myself purely on reading books!>speaking of which, hold still! I need to turn you into a book too!
>>43421606
>>43421620>Honey, I don't know what you expected, but that doesn't work with me.>also, rude.
>>43421625>*gasp* a talking book! this is really something else! I can read you as a book AND have a conversation with you! how exciting! if only everypony else could talk, or be cognizant at all, after being turned into books. oh well, who else can I turn into a book next?
>I THINK BOOKS SUCK!
>>43421631
>>43421629>wait... *gasp* I can turn the animals into books!>I can turn the TREES into books!>I can turn the WATER into a book! and the soil! and the rocks! the mountains! the clouds! the air!>I can turn the whole WORLD into one GIANT BOOK!
>>43421635>You could even turn YOURSELF into a book
>>43421637>uh... discord... I think something went wrong...
>>43421635>“As the newly elected Prime Monister of Equestria, I hereby vow to crack down on forces that will tear us all apart from within and keep the enemy off of our trail! In the first 24 hours of my administration, we will pass a law that will forbid the possession of any and all dissenting literature that may cause harm to our nation! Twilight Sparkle’s library will be nothing but a collection of burning embers by the end of next week!”
>>43421643>NOOOOOOOOOO! not my precious books!>I... I can't do magic in this form! I can't stop him and turn him into a book!>Discord! please! you're my only hope! don't let him burn my beautiful, precious, ever-important books!
>>43421643>>43421651>You cannot burn those books, they are my favorite clowns and also Fluttershy might be there too! I'm going to unturn them into books
>>43421653>you turned the books into books
>>43421655
>>43421657>JUST FIX THIS
>>43421668>alright *snap* everything is back to normal and I'm sure Twilight has learned a very important lesson about friendship
>>43421558Correct thread, king
>>43421676>I guess I'll just have to read about friendship on the internet.
>10noone picked up what i was putting down. the possibilities are endless, and yet noone came back with anything funny in the way that only 4chan can be.me are disappoint.
Episode already over?
This thread is seriously unfunny, if you want to samefag yourself then just make a comic.
>>43421701>Me too Twilight, me too>Scene fades to black>*End credits and theme song*
This is just a roleplay thread in disguise.
>>43422156Noone is such a cool guy for that.
