And Shining Armor emerges from it. He tells you that you are actually none other than Princess Cadance, transformed by Sombra into a pathetic human incel, stripped of your memories, and banished to this dull dimension. Your entire life here is a fake and a simulacrum. He begs you to return to Equestria with him. Your original memories can no longer be recovered, but at least your original appearance will return. Your soul is still the soul of Cadance, and perhaps Shining's love will help you quickly adapt and embrace your true life.Will you?
>>43422660TF trannies are getting quite uppity.
>>43422660Why do you want to be candyass so bad, Anon?
>>43422666Damn I didn't have "agreeing with Satan" on my bingo list but here I am.
>>43422666>>43422672Yeah HiEtrannies are dilating at anons posting ponies and not >nohooves
>>43422679Eww I stepped in it's crotch-rot puddle...
>>43422660>rape
>>43422660why there are threads of me becoming cadance no fuck you I don't wanna become cadance stop this weird ass fetish
>>43422679>HIE CHADS>I like my body and what nature made me, and I wish to stay like this>TF TROONS>What if I was a mare all along and got fucked by stallions! Better create 8 threads for my fetish!Only one of them is troonesque, and it's the second one.
>>43422697But I don't wanna be a mare!
I'll take the bullet and be the rare non-TFfag to engage with the premise.If I really am Cadance then their world needs me, there's nothing I can do about that. Out of a sense of obligation I'd cross over and I'd do my best to play my role as princess, but I'd have to be very upfront with Shining Armor that I'm never going to see him the way he sees me and that he'll need to treat me like a new pony. I'm sure that would be crushing for him, I'd imagine he'd be holding out hope that things would somehow return to normal, but I don't have it in me to fake that. I like being myself and knowing my memories are false wouldn't change that, I don't think, so I doubt I'd ever truly embrace the fact that I'm Cadance. My life over there would probably not be a particularly joyous one but I love Equestria too much to ignore the call and continue with my current life.
>>43422679>Can't argue the original point and reveals himself as a Shartyfag or a Sharty imitatorI accept your concession.
>>43422737Yeah we know you're shartyfag seething when ponies get posted.
>>43422660Instead of my miserable wizard life:>like in a fucking Equestria>as a literal royalty >one of the most beautiful and sexiest mares>with a handsome loving husband>who breeds you violently every day>give birth to multiple adorable foals loke Flurry and Skyla>live a happy lifeI'm all yours, Shining. Take me. Now...
>>43422660I don't want to be Candyass, I want be my own mare ponysona!
>>43422764No, Cadance. You can't be anyone but yourself.
You guys ever notice that the two "groups" engaging in the totally genuine tf vs aie turf war always seem to find each other within minutes? Isn't that strange?
>>43422812Isn't that just because we are using the same board?
>>43422660Fine, but Equestria's getting the HI ANON Cadance.
>>43422812How do you know these are two grouos?It could be a single anon arguing with himself. Would not be the first time.
>>43422915I put quotes around groups for a reason.
>>43422660Troon, you already have an identical thread here >>43369615Cadance is a slut, by the way.
>>43422660>Your original memories can no longer be recovered, but at least your original appearance will return.Pointless. Ego death is basically the same as death. Sorry Shiny, guess your wife is officially gone.
>>43423012>Ego death is basically the same as death.Embarrassing post.
>>43423017I'm sure a tranny wouldn't agree, but I'm actually sane unlike you lot.
>>43423012Yeah, that part seems like it would just make everyone involved miserable. Even if you're someone who has Shining Armor as your husbando you're going to be vaguely imitating Cadance and he's going to know it, the relationship's going to fall apart at some point because you aren't Cadance in any of the ways that matter.
>>43422660>*place my hand on shining armor*>You got to forgive yourself... The accident wasn't your fault.
>>43423029kek
>>43422660Obviously. Why'd anyone want to be a disgusting human in a miserable, rotting world, when they could be a beautiful mare in a paradise?While I'd prefer to be my actual mareself I'd still settle for Cadance if that was the best I could get.
>>43422660I rape him before he even spoke a word.
>>43422660If I accept, can I dump Shining Armor and go off on my own?
>>4342266041% already tranny, you will never be a female
>>43422660I tell Shining if he wants me to go back, he has to prove he can still love me. We will need to spend a romantic evening together getting to know each other again while doing lovey-dovey things like a candlelit dinner, cuddling on the couch, holding hands/hooves. Afterward, he will need to have sex with me. Nothing kinky, just pure, passionate love making. If after all that, he can still look me in my human male eyes and say "I love you" and mean it from the bottom of his heart, I'll go back with him.
>>43422660I guess bro...
>>43422719Only good response to this thread, i would honestly do the same (plus searching for a way to turn myself into a stallion while retaining the powers necessary to protect the crystal i dont think i could really enjoy equestria as much as i wanted to while stuck in a mare's body.)
>>43422660I would simply shoot myself in front of him
I'd be a horrible wife
>>43423972I think you'd be a great wife, you probably also like corn dogs.
and get cucked by twilight every day? no thanks
>>43422660/ptfg/ is down the hall and to the left
>>43422719>>43423012>>43423256>>43423622Um... Considering that you have: Cadance's soul, Cadance's cutie mark, and Cadance's physiology - I'm afraid it'll be inevitable for you to realize at some point that you like stallions (perhaps, with your very first estrus), and Shining Armor is the cutest, most charming, and most reliable option possible.At least, that's exactly what happened in that fanfic about Royal Duties. And there, despite all initial resistance, the protagonist ended up becoming an even more lustful and loving little wifey than the original Cadance.
>>43424242>>43424191
>>43424452
>>43424452UNF
Would also become besties with Fleur, so that she could teach and train me how to be a proper mare, occasionally engaging in scissors and swing parties with her.
>>43424637Give a kiss to Fleur, haha.
>>43424242>Cadance's soulNo reason to think that affects your behavior given I'm very un-Cadance-like in this simulacrum.>Cadance's cutie markI've only watched through the end of season 5 but I don't think it's ever implied that personalities are affected by cutie marks, if anything MMC shows that having a cutie mark that doesn't fit your personality is disastrous.>Cadance's physiologyThis will have an effect, of course, but given I strongly identify as a human male those physiological reactions will probably make me feel like shit more than anything. That kind of disconnect between your body and mind is really bad for a person.>that's exactly what happened in that fanfic about Royal Duties. And there, despite all initial resistance, the protagonist ended up becoming an even more lustful and loving little wifey than the original Cadance.It's worth keeping in mind that a fanfic written by someone who wanted to fantasize about this very scenario probably isn't going to accurately describe what would happen in reality. That's not to say it's impossible but it'd probably take a very specific kind of person to get that particular result.
>>43424452GIWTWM
>>43424452No thsnk you.
I'm a Twifag and more importantly the least Cadance-like individual in existence. I would press a button to annihilate all sex and love if it were infront of me. Though then again if I was in the universe where Shining Armour rips out of a portal and tells me such a retarded thing I'd have to accept that I live in the Fetish Multiverse at that point and if I resist the integration things are gonna get way worse for me. So, hm.
>>43425518>>43425720It's from here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/109700/royal-duties
>>43425780Become Cadance for the power level and destroy Fetishquestria.
>>43426063thanks
>>43422660It could be salvation. That intrinsic hatred you held for normies your entire life. Its because you're not really human. And all your weird autistic traits are just normal pony traits. You step into Equestria and find its truly is paradise, all thing things about life that drive you to rage are not present.But anyway, we are definitely keeping this portal open. And coming back later to fix this place. I have some strong opinions, and they will implemented by force using magic.
>>43424242> like stallionsThis would not even be a problem. stallions are not human so the ingrained revulsion that you have for human males would not apply.
>>43422660I'd run away to somewhere with a lot of people are so i would be safe
>>43422660I turn him down without a moment's hesitation, then laugh at his pain and despair with an honest-to-God song in my heart.
>>43427527But he has magic, Anon. He'll stop you in your path.
>>43426706>That intrinsic hatred you held for normies your entire life. Its because you're not really human.Ah but you see, I love people of all sorts so I must not be a pony. Thank you for reassuring me.
>>43422660I'd ask if somehow I have two souls, one mine and one somehow cadence's.
>>43424637Making out with Fleur while being bred by Shining and she been bred by Fancy Pants. The boys could even discuss some important things in the process while using us as their little slut-wifes.
>>43428558You are Princess Cadance it should be you discussing important things! What you think just because you're a pink pony princess now you don't have any responsibilities?!
>>43422666based Satan decapitating this shit in the first post
>>43428572Sorry, pal. Too busy making foals with Shiny.
>>43422660prove it, let's have sex right now and frot our cocks together.
>>43428686>all these fags want Cadance's body and her husband but don't want to do her jobLazy ass. You're all basically Chrysalis, and even Chrysalis at least knows how to govern her hive.
>>43428686Unff
>>43428686Pretty hot.
>>43428714>people with a fetish only care about the fetishistic partWho could've seen that coming?
>>43422660Sex.
>>43422660how can he make a portal to our world I thought we didn't have magic here
>>43422660>be alone in this shity place, awaiting the technocratic dystopia, fapping when horny, but have penis>go to equestria, be beautiful royalty, doted on by staff in lavish castle, be able to fly and do magic, be surrounded by color and happiness, have horse vagina, get laid by big stallion ppThis isn't even a choice and I'm not even a tffag.
>>43423497Shining isn't gay you megafaggot
>>43423972Plot twist. It's his fetish.
>>43425307>n't think it's ever implied that personalities are affected by cutie marks,Devil's advocate. The evil of this world has tainted your personality and when you get to a better place like equestria your true self well eventually shine through.
>>43431303The evils of this world only made me retreat from society and realize the far majority of humans deserve nothing but infinite pain, but that would completely disappear in Equestria because ponies are ALL intrinsically good compared to the majority of humans that are intrinsically bad. I have no reason to hate in Equestria because the source of my hatred would be gone.
>>43431160Ponies generate magic for their own yse in such situations.
>>43431303It's possible that Equestria does have one's personality written into their soul, but that's not my understanding of how personalities work here on Earth so I'm gonna assume that my personality wouldn't completely shift to something different.>>43431426Humans are good actually.
>>43431788But jews aren't good so that's a bit contradicting.
>>43422660>Damn that sucksThen I'd crack a couple cold ones with him, then I'd try to get him into my favourite animes to corrupt him into a weeb.
>>43432032jews are griffons
>>43432611Obviously.
>>43422660I'm quite confused, so are we actually cadence or?
>>43431160The portal is open from their side. Probably pretty expensive to keep open though, since its open to what is essentially a magical vacuum.
>>43422660I’d think it’d be weird for a straight male to be crushing on another straight male.
>>43433644well yeah
>>43433166Yes.
>>43422660I'd sleep with Shiny, seems comfy to give him a hug.
>>43434904same
>>43422660He must let me fuck him as a man to prove his love is real, no chickening out, he MUST bottom and endure it all while I'll call him a gay homosexual, faggy fag.
>>43422660Can I rush past him to the portal or does it affect me in any way?
>>43436010I'm pretty sure the implication is that the moment you enter Equestria you'll be Cadance.
>>43422660I don't understand what's wrong with the fandom anymore. Why do so many anons dream of becoming mares? Is something wrong with me? Maybe I should want this too?And yes, to answer the OP's degenerate question - yes, I would agree, you'd have to be out of your mind to turn something like that down. But I can't imagine what could possibly make me mate with a stallion. I would divorce Shining immediately.
>>43436187>Why do so many anons dream of becoming mares?They're faggots.>Is something wrong with me? Maybe I should want this too?Only if you're a faggot. Which, given the fact that you're actually questioning this, yes you may in fact be.
>>43436190>wahhhhh I'm not comfortable in my sexuality to explore beyond the boundaries of Christian moralism
>>43436738What?
>>43437019Don't mind him.
>>43437810ok
>>43422660>simulacrumI dunno, this place seems real to me.
>>43438888checked
>>43439684Shining rapes you, nonny.
>>43440117Shining Armor wouldn't rape his wife. Character assassination is not okay.
>>43440126It is though
>>43440126>Character assassination is not okay.Wrong.
>>43441260but its just not right
>>43442289Cute.
>>43422660close my eyes and then wake up to see him gone... hopefully.
CADENCE!
>>43444648Shining got into the fentynalagain
>>43444667Shiny's always on the cocaine.
>>43444667>fentynalagainWut
>>43445926literally me
>>43446467Whoms't?
>>43447080shiny
>>43447814Family.
>>43448977Giwtwm
>>43422660I summon a magick cock and rape Shining Armor into 100% submissive bottom bitch househusband slaveThen I will RAPE or some shit I dunno
>>43450759you can't rape the willing
>>43422660Kiss the pone
>>43453001
>>43453099lol
>>43454757love em both.
>>43422660>go to Equestria>figure out a spell to become a dude again>Prince of Love>divorce Shining immediately>let him do whatever>rule the Crystal Empire>enjoy Equestriaseems like a good deal
>>43428572I hope Cadance-PTF troons get their wish and then wake up in RGRE
>>43455929unf
Read cult classic again. I absolutely adore the prose and pipeline transformation from fragile humie male to cum-drinking mareslut. It always makes me dream about becoming loving mare wife for my stallion husband
>>43458470I envy you.
>>43458470I kissed you.
>>43458470I can be your stallion husband.
>>43461001>>43460774I am genuinely flattered
>>43461021Now gag on my 30 inch horse cock.
>>43461035(You) don't have to ask twice!
>>43461129*smooch*
>>43461129UNFF
>>43422660I'll agree to get a quick divorce from him.I'm a fucking princess of love!Getting married is like putting yourself on a chain. To fuck with only one person and be limited by some obligations. Heck no! Definitely not my choice. And not as the choice of somepony who spreads love throughout Equestria.I'm also not gay.I'm sorry, Shiny...Even though I don't have a dick anymore, I can teach the mares something new and bring a different kind of love into this world.Lesbians are good too, after all.Celestia might not like it, but I don't care.I will tell... Or maybe I'll even show her why it might be cool.
>>43462156
>>43462952i can't believe they petrified cadence :(
>>43464665one happy family of ponies.
>>43466236funny faces
>>43462952I guess she fucked to close to sun.
When is this gay thread going to die? This is a terrible Cadance thread.
>>43466754it was the best cadence thread silly
>>43466945Maybe if you're a faggot.
>>43466945best cadence thread of all time.
>>43469153unf
>>43469925Is the Crystal Palace really that bad?
>>43470577yes
>>43422660Ok, but I'm dressing solely in goth fashion and he will be pegged.
>>43472765cute
>>43422660That's certainly something so why not.
>>43476826me on the right
>>43478377Chicken
>>43477573me on the left
>>43479964me as the baby
>>43484985giwtwm
