Idk man just post Trixie doing cute stuff or being happy
>>43422790There she is, my wife. I want her to wake up to me cooking her breakfast (oatmeal with raisins).
>>43422790Shilling my wife's playlist!https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx3RbS5qwCRAwdJ2S9sRymwOLvrNDJ0-L
>>43422790Gaming with Trixie!
Trixie bath water mmmmm
Bros...
>>43422831Aww. Cute
How is Trixie so confident when she's trans?
>>43423152I don't know. That's your headcanon not mine.
>>43423147So many games would be improved if they starred Trixie
>>43423860Would that even hurt? Twisting her horgans.
>>43423883That's basically testicular torsion but for a lady.
>>43423808Imagine playing co-op with Trixie
I see you, trixiechadhttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/154965146/#154966768
>>43422807>first song trixie's trixbased
>>43423860Ovarial torsion
>>43424969A holiday season well spent
>>43424969The greatest present is Trixie's presence
>>43423061So tsundere
>>43425470she seems a little sweaty
>>43425634I mean, there's no plumbing in her wagon. What'd you expect?
>>43425634Tired and sweaty hammock sex with Trixie after a long and successful magic show!
>>43425634Bless her. She gets so flustered when you tease her about her feelings.
>>43425650
>ywn lick trixie's foamy sweat off her body after she finishes a show
>>43422790What would happen if you were to grab her by the horn and dangle her in the air?
>>43426258>Strength stat of 1
>>43426258That's really cool. Thanks for sharing.
>>43425911It would be painful
>>43426258>Gifs you can hearhttps://twibooru.org/3381982
>>43426497Oh yes I've been trixiemogged
yeah i would pump and dump trixie at least once. nothing more than that probably.
>>43427464>Not staying to father your magically talented foal togetherCoward.
>>43427464Trixie's an arrogant retard. She's hot though i'll give her that.
>>43423061>trixie will never tell you to kill yourself in real lifeI would say "why even live" like usual but somehow it doesn't feel right
>>43426258>https://twibooru.org/3381982what a dork
I just love her so much
>>43422790fat
>>43427947
>>43427947fat ass!
>>43427957>>43427960fat
>>43428170This Trixie seems familiar...
>>43428429
Trixie is once again eligible for miss/mlp/ this year. What have (you) been doing to increase her odds of claiming her rightful place on the throne.
>>43427960Big tits, small ass fill your handsBig ass, small tits fill your heart.
>>43428523Did Trixie have a chance 2 years ago?Derpy was an absolute powerhouse so I ended up spamming porn in the thread just to be dramatic.
why is twilight like this?
Trixie what are you doing
>>43428652Marvel as the Great and Powerful Trixie makes your virginity disappear!
>>43422790How do I get blood off of my Trixie dakimura
>>43428652>writing on your belly instead of your flankSpiritually anthro.
>>43428992Is Trixie's wagon also the rape wagon?
>>43429862It's not rape if I'm willing
Great and powerful trixie isn't so great and powerful when you boop her and rub her horn.
still dont get why many people still hate trixiein the first episode she was the victim , then got bullied out town and after that she was chill and even saved everyone
>>43430305>in the first episode she was the victimWell see, most people can watch a show and correctly interpret the plot as intended by the show's creators, so that's probably why they end up feeling differently about her than you do.
>>43430310>Correctly interpret the plot as intended by the creatorsHiding behind muh authorial intent doesn't mean shit when:1. The actual body of work shows Trixie being, at worst, kind of a dick. She's not blameless since she *did* challenge them and then take their challenges in very bad faith, but she's not villainous. Meanwhile the Mane 6 just decide "hey fuck this asshole, how dare she act like this during her own show" and try to drag Twilight into their idiotic pissing match. Twilight actually walked the fuck away which is what EVERYONE, including Trixie, should have done.2. 2 seconds of critical thinking makes the situation even more absurdly black and white. Trixie is a performing artist, i.e. it's her fucking job to lie on stage.3. The creators admitted they fucked up the messaging beyond all repair, which is why they brought her back in Magic Duel as a rightfully pissed-off but overly-vengeful character. Twilight recognizes this which is why Trixie gets off relatively easy despite ACTUALLY having malicious intent this time.If you don't like Trixie that's your business but don't act like anyone who can do 2 seconds of critical thinking is a mouthbreathing moron like you.
>>43430354>The creators admitted they fucked up the messaging beyond all repairKek, they did? Is there a source?
>>43430357I could've sworn I read about it when I was watching S1 for the first time like 10 years ago. Went looking just now and it's not in any of the places I thought it was. I might be retarded or I might be suffering from the mandingo effect.Still, my first two points and the second half of 3 still apply; whatever their authorial intent was, it did not show in the episode itself.
>>43430354>The actual body of work shows Trixie being, at worst, kind of a dickSure, and that's why she doesn't face any direct punishment even after she's found out to be a liar.>Trixie is a performing artist, i.e. it's her fucking job to lie on stage.Well, see, we don't live in Equestria. We have very limited information about Equestria. And what we know, based on the episode, is that the town is shocked to find out that Trixie's a big ol' liar liar pants on fire. Is Ponyville just a bunch of dumdums? Perhaps. But based on the presentation of the episode we have to assume that it's considered a faux pas for a performance artist to lie about their capabilities.
>>43430402>Is Ponyville just a bunch of dumdums?It's a majority earth pony village so yeah
>>43430407Somebody's getting another friendship lesson!
>trixie biggest sin is to be a traveling performer and a little ego (in character -boastful aka THE GREAT) >part of mane six being cunts and ruining her show because lol>RD entire thing she was defening herself if not her entire show crumbleshow is she also not a victim here?
>>43430579>she was defening herself if not her entire show crumblesI think it's fine for her to call out hecklers and to even challenge them, she just chooses to bully them instead of believing that her own magic could be seen as more impressive than their tricks on its own which was meant to tell you, the audience, that she's a bully and not a good pony.>how is she also not a victim here?A pony didn't step on her wagon, don't blame them for it. Also things regularly blow up in Ponyville and it's no biggie because if you're a good pony your neighbors will help fix your shit!
>>43430786Snips and Snails led the bear into town so they're kind of responsible for her house getting stepped on.
>>43430801Kind of, but they also weren't antagonizing her at all, they just sincerely wanted to see her amazing talents. She is a victim in the sense that her home was destroyed but she wasn't victimized, if that makes sense.
>>43430221>welost-like art
>>43431665The more racist Trixie is the hotter she becomes
>>43431727True!
>>43430579Her way of besting them was by being an even bigger dickhead.I respect the showboating because her line a work requires working a crowd, but it's all in how she carries herself when her ego is questioned that keeps her from being entirely a victim.Basically she a bit a of bitch.
>>43432046
>>43432082What about Trixie's lovelife?
>>43432140Anon is one of the good humans in her eyes
>>43432201Would she give him a hoofjob though?
>>43432064Yeah this. Trixie's a bit of a bitch, she's not 100% innocent but she's sure as shit not a villain either.
>>43432385>Trixie's a bit of a bitchUNF!
>>43432679Cuddling sad and drunk Trixie in her wagon at 1 in the morning!
>>43433169What is Trixies' choice of drink?
>>43433467
>>43433467The most expensive one
>>43430354Season 1's writing is pretty awful when you dig into it like this, it was meant to be a turn your brain off type of show but bronies took it a little too seriously.
>>43433467>>43433863I love getting nice whiskey with her!
>>43433863Trixie could slam a whole bottle of Jacks easily. One of her best magic tricks.
>>43434018Monsieur Bourbon!
>>43433963This is uncanny to a degree I can't articulate
>>43432948Crazy what having one friend will do to a bitch
>>43434035Then throw it all up when your back is turned.
>>43435596PEANUT BUTTER TRIXIE TIME
Does any of you fags have that image of Trixie smiling and rising her hooves up in front of the computer? I cannot find it anywhere.
>>43435902That's nuts!
>>43436181
>>43436129This one?
>>43436219Thanks Anon>>43427464Trixie is meant for hate fucking
>>43436253Trixie is made for making love actually!!!
>>43435902>"Y-yeah! I'll take the tranny art made by gross trannies and photoshop my chud flags on them! That'll show them!"
>>43437048It's just shitflinging, anon. Lighten up.
>>43436219God she's so fucking cute, I love her so much
>>43437423Trixie lives in a van down by the river.
>>43436253She's hate fucking (You)
>>43426258That's by Tommy Oliver? Crazy. I prank called him with other horse fuckers on his stream one day in middle school. We apparently bullied him into tears and his little sister came on stream to defend him. I think everyone called him, and asked why he enjoys drinking piss. If i knew he had such good taste in horse I wouldn't have been such a shitty preteen brat to him. It was still funny though
>>43437923My sides have been banished to the moon
>>43437048It actually is kinda funny though kek>captcha: six pointed star
>>43437048It makes them mad, so it's okay
>>43438341Thanks for helping me find cute tranny propaganda
>>43438343You're welcome nonny, Trixie's sure to get rid of it once they pay her for the photoshoot!
>>43436181Don't tell Trixie but I'm going to take a picture right as I squeeze her chubby little cheeks
need her mtf tranny cock so bad but she’s probably a stupid loser virgin
>>43439057Jeez dude
>He who speaks for the sunJust finished this fic, while its mostly focused on Blueblood, Trixie had several nice moments to shine on. Also Trixie x Blueblood is a surprisingly nice ship.
>>43439057>mtf tranny cock>stupid loser virginThe perfect mare
>>43439264we have amazing taste anon
>>43422790A bad day starts to become a good day whenever I set my eyes upon Trixie
>>43439383Here comes Trixie to brighten your day
>>43439324>nowBitch, always have. Her tight pony pussy awaits me after death
>>43439888>Monkey's paw curlsYou wake up as her unborn foal and get to hear every moan when your father fucks her
>>43436185She looks great in white!
Trixie is like the scent of night in the summer magical.
>>43440408Incest?
>>43441640You're in her uterus, not her pussy
>>43441841Not forever anon
>>43441841Imagine being reborn as a traveling magician's son
>>43442047I yearn for a world of mares
>>43442309i've been feeling the same recently
>>43437923It tracks for a tamersfag
>>43422790
>And (You)'ll tell me I'm (Good) enough for you...
>>43443127Trixie, you are enough. You don't need the weed.
>>43443523The urge to stay up all night playing co-op with Trixie...
>>43443523I'd kill to play seamless co-op with Trixie
>>43443842>"Anon you should-"> *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*>"kill those old-">*munch* *munch* *munch*>"-mares-">*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*>"They give pony effigies."It would be fun indeed.
>>43443806Is that Neco Arc in Trixie's eyes?
>>43443842>>43444247She seems like the type to rage easy.
>>43444273I wonder what games she plays. Maybe rpgs?
>>43444442Probably a lot of COD and Battlefield
>>43444442Anything where she can be a powerful wizard and blow shit up.
>>43444442She looks up enchanting guides to Elder Scrolls games so she can feel as great and powerful as she claims to be in real life by one-shotting Dagoth or the Ebony guy.
I mean I would assume she would enjoy games like Warriors Abyss. Just something she can pick up and play.
>>43445341https://youtu.be/AfiCHf7VSt8
>>43444442She clicks random links and plays the games advertised to her
>>43444247The urge to happy souls with trix!
10
>>43447012Reminder that Trixie was so lonely that she became a lesbian for her first ever friend
>>43447092All I hear is mares kissing
>>43447170They're not kissing me which is a big problem
>pg 10 in almost 3 hours
>>43448627>PoxyBoxy
>>43448645I don't give a shit about an artist's drama, if I like a piece I like a piece. Not like I paid for it.
Would you try to fix her behavior or will you resign yourself to being her slave?
>fix herWhy? I love her the way she is.
>>43450073>>43450087
>>43450523Nigger that is LYRA
>>43450073Fix?She is my queen, and I live to serve her.
>>43450924uuUNNNFFF
trixie is best pony
>>43451542
>>43451907
>>43451907Yes
>watch in awe as the Great and Powerful Trixie pitches a tent in Anon's pants completely hoof-free!
>>43452728>she just uses her magicWhat a little cheater.
>>43452731Do you have any idea how much skill and precision it takes to do that? Most unicorn magic feels like a gentle breeze but Trixie got that horsepussy contraction action projecting from her horn
Wow! Look what I just caught!
>>43453199A Wild and Majestic Trixie!
>>43453199If I saw her like this one evening I would just ignore her assuming she's workshopping an escape act
>>43453874Well now she's workshopping a daring escape from my sexual advances
>>43423147
>>43454143Happy Trixie makes me even happier!
>>43454146On Buddha bro
>>43454143I love Trixie
In my heart Trixie is forever associated with the magic I first felt when getting into pone. I'm too tired to articulate it well but she did more for me than what the mane 6 and princesses did in selling the world of Equestria
>>43455500>she did more for me than what the mane 6 and princesses did in selling the world of EquestriaI think I get what you mean, she represents both the mundane and fantastical elements of the show quite well. Her personality is larger than life, as are her crazy tricks, but at her core she's a simple mare who just wants to make money doing what she's good at. She's not special, she's not innocent or saintly, but she's a good pony who tries her best. Characters like that are needed for a setting to feel real.
>>43455535Trixie is the realest zigga in the entire show, and her voice is pure sex to boot. Yes
>>43455723Wizard mares are pure sex overall!
>>43456172Why would you highlight this image before saving it
Yep, still my wife
>>43456893adorable
Would you take advantage of Trixie if she had fangs?
i have spent an hour having Trixie rotate in my hed
>>43458023An excellent use of your time
>>43458026not much else to do during black ops 7 zombies easter eggs
>>43457675I would not take advantage of Trixie. That's not nice.
>>43458217So you wouldn't put her in a headlock and brush her teeth while she's distracted because she refuses to do it herself for "magic show practice" reasons?
What eurobeat songs do you listen to while fantasizing about pulling Trixie's wagon? For me it's https://youtu.be/01tHFNQb7NE
>>43458616https://youtu.be/b60STdYCzPw?si=RsThEYUTdDHZHz1q
>>43457675I would stick a block of cheese in her fangs to get her to shut up if she's boasting too much
>>43458356That's not taking advantage of her, that's tough love. Taking advantage implies getting something from her (especially sexual favors) because she's in a position where she can't afford to say no.
>>43459369Exactly, anon! You're getting a clean Trixie because you're forcing her to bathe, thus taking advantage!
Would Trixie secretly enjoy rubbing against your stubble when she's all clingy or would she find it ticklish enough to wax it off every week while you sleep?
>>43460194I find my own stubble too damn itchy, can she laser it off?
>9
>>43460194>Trixie waxes your facial hair off when you're asleepShe wouldn't even bother with a numbing spell either.
>>43461264can I shove it up my ass?
>>43422831I want to suck trixies great and powerful teats
>>43462601This scene alone makes me consider the french being part of Equestrian lore outside of G1
>>43462273Kys
>>43462748I will never not see Trixie as a scrappy little fighter from Horse Louisiana
>>43461274
>>43462748A few fics like to say she's from Neigh Orleans or however they horsify it, which was a French colony. Imagine Trixie whispering Prench into your ear uunnnfnff
hmm i wonder what the replies are going to be like
Passing all the STR checks for Trixie during our adventures!
>>43463152How can I compete with her best friend Monsieur Bourbon?
It's not going to suck itself, monkey
>>43464939Your perky teets?
>>43455723>her voice is pure sex to bootYes.https://youtu.be/ftqsh6OByz8
>>43465695>What do I have to doAll Trixie has to do to earn my love is be Trixie
>>43465385Sure anon, just think of it as a perky teet
Boop
>be (You)>Equestrian life took a rough patch recently, financially speaking>it took Trixie enough hemming and hawing to decide moving back to her mother’s>her idea was for the two of you to move in while she figures out a way to turn a profit with the remaining bits>however you still need to adapt to living with another stranger>you shot down Trixie’s multiple suggestions of keeping you in a stallion costume or putting a big rag over your figure while walking on all fours>this continued as you walked to a front door of a townhouse>yeah you certainly put enough of a scare in the poor pony when the door came open>enough to give her a lighter shade of orange and collapsing onto the hard wood floor, but nothing splashing ice cold water and some fanning from Trixie’s hat can’t fix>some time passed with Trixie still tending to her mother as you’re outside unloading some furniture from the wagon>”Ma poupée, you caught me by ze surprize. Ai thought ai ‘aird anothair voice and t’was expecteng you to finalee breng ‘ome a stallion!”>”I mean, he’s still a stallion! He’s just taller than everypony and has that squished face. Don’t bring up the part of him being taller around him, it gets to his head and he becomes a big show off about it...”>”Ah! Sounds lik a cairtain zumpony ai know!”>Trixie scoffs>”Ai'm not oppose to eet, as non longair een Equéstria éxeests a good stallion.”>”What’s THAT supposed to imply, exactly?”
>>43467201>you walk inside to leave a cabinet full of Trixie’s highly reactive material>”Yah hoo! Ovair haire!”“?”>you make your way over to the sofa the two mares are sitting at>the pony that fainted from your presence before now seems real eager to talk>”Allo! Thank you zo much fair takéng care of ma poupée.”“It’s no problem, miss. She did a lot to take care of me as well.”>Trixie took her hat and started pulling her head through it>”Ai am not surprized, Trixie’s mon petit chou!”>the orange pony lifts the brim of Trixie’s hat to reveal her pouting face>”Whaire are mon mannars? '’uman' eez yur name, non? That iz what Trixie told me”“Haha no no. I’m -a- human. My name is Anon. Anon Y. Mouse.”>the pony is fixated on your gesturing hands>”Mon, trixie. Yur friend 'as quité a set of 'oovés”“I take you’ve never seen these before?”>Trixie lifts her hat up just a bit to peek at her cringiest nightmare unfolding>seeing her this way makes a devilish grin creep up on your face>you do a gay little twirl then kneel in front of the orange pony>you grasp her hoof with both hands, pulling it towards your face“Where I’m from, this is how you greet ladies such as yourself”>removing one hand, you then give a peck to the exposed part of her hoof“Would you honor me with your name now that I’ve given you mine?”>looking from below, you see the orange pony humoring your advance with chortling against her other hoof as well as Trixie making a face you’ve only seen her do when she encountered a timber wolf>”Hmphaha! Je suis Sunflower Spectacle!”“Pleased to make your acquaintance”>Sunflower continued to giggle and Trixie is still stone cold>you fastened your dress shirt as you got up>”You 'ave found quité a special zumpony, Trixie”>”ALRIGHT, OUT YOU GO”“Tri-”>she’s dragging you by the back of your shirt you just fixed with her magic>”TRIXIE still sees a full wagon outside!”“I got it, just don’t pull so ha-”>”WE will talk about this later!”“It was just a j-”>trixie slams the door shut>”Honestly, who does that monkey think he is?”>”Oh, trixie. You're goeng to scaré awai a good stallion at zis rate!”
>>43467834
>>43467201>>43467205KEK, please tell me you have more
>>43467205>>43467201I hope this ends with a threesome.>Prench TrixmomBased and cajunpilled
Trixie can picture a rotating apple in her mind!
>>43467205>Trixie stared daggers at Anon’s back through the window>”Anon is still just Trixie’s assistant.”>”’Steehl’? Zat eez a shame.”>Sunflower wrapped her hooves around Trixie, almost mockingly from her point of view>”What eez ze mattair zen if you're not haire to introduce a son-in-law to moi?”>Trixie shoved her off lightly and cleared her throat>”Isn’t it obvious? I’m moving back in.”>Sunflower’s eyes lit up>”Oh! Mon Clestia! Mon praiairs 'ave been answaired!”>”..What?”>her horn glowed as she forced Trixie into a hug>”Non longair weehl mon poupee fullow sach dangairously stupid dreams! You weehl see 'ow much happiair you weehl be as a local pairfairmair fair ze neighbairhood ponees and lé church.”>Sunflower tightened her arms>”No, mom. I-”>”Oh mon poupée, if on-lee you leestenéd all those moons ago...”>there were two beings in Equestria that could make Trixie shut up and swallow her pride. One pony and one human exactly.>”Ha ha, that’s why Trixie’s here. An epiphany came to me!”>Sunflower wiped a single tear from her eye against Trixie’s nape>”You must bé tiaiyaired. Give moi just a momont to fix up zum dinnair! I will mak you yur favairi”>”Oh no no, we just had leftovers on our way here..”>”Whén 'ave you evair been zo modest? Clestia knows what you 'avé been éateng oot zere, let moi feed you propairly. Un gueuleton fair la whule famille.”>”I can survive on my own thank you ve- wait what do you mean ‘family’?”>”Anon 'as to éat too, non? As long as 'is kind can eat nairmal food 'e can be a part of zis famille.”>Trixie can’t see anything good coming from this>”You see, that monkey actually has a very specific diet for he is an animal and NOT a pony. Maybe if you had a Zikiwi fruit from the Everfree Forest and gave him at least sixty hooves of space so his territorial instincts don’t paint the walls red then MAYBE he could join us for dinner. As it so happens, Trixie has already fed him the last Zikiwi in storage, so he won’t be joining us, ever.”>”Pffft. Has anypony evair tuld you 'ow bad you aire at lyeng?”>”It’s true!”>”Eet eez non problaim. Anon eez just an asseestent, non? Who knows, maibe zat 'uman 'as a place een zis lonelee mare's 'airt!”>Sunflower flamboyantly traced her chest>”Ugh! Knock yourself out then!”>Sunflower nodded and hummed her way to the kitchen before another interruption>”Wait!”>"Hmm?">"Are the Assets still living next door?">"Oh? Liqueed Ass-et? Why not see fair yurself?">both mares went out the front door, making Anon stop mid-lift>all of their eyes met, with Sunflower giving Anon a wink>they both trotted to the neighboring townhouse from the left of the steps>Trixie is met with a foreclosure sale notice>"Trixie can work with this..."
>>43469301....I *really* hope this ends with a threesome
>>43469301>”Trixie remembered that she has something she must do.”>”Hmm? At thies ‘our? Can eet not wait aftair dinnair?”>”It’ll be done by the time you’re finished. Trixie remembered something important.”>”Okai, businezmare. Do not keep moi waiteng fair too long.”>Sunflower gave her daughter a peck in the cheek and trotted back>on her way, she saw Anon’s ass pointed towards her as he was bending over putting down some equipment>a glowing aura manifested behind Anon and gave him light smack to his rear>Anon turned around to see nopony who could’ve done that“Must have been the wind..”>Trixie of course saw the whole thing and made her way towards the human>she made her irritation obvious with a snort to get Anon’s attention>”Enjoying yourself?”“Hey Trix, I just got done moving all our shit to take out the water tank.”>”What purpose would having that in the house serve?”“Well the wagon being full is apparently the problem so-”>”Nevermind, get Trixie her ladder”
>>43470151>(You) and Trixie are in the backyard of the foreclosed townhouse>Trixie has you against the ladder to do something she has yet to explain but you know deep down will break regulations you have never heard of>“Okay, what Trixie needs you to do is very simple. It just depends on how well those hands do.”“These hands can do plenty. Bear witness.”>finger_tip_removal.mov>trixie rolls her eyes>”Yes, consider me impressed for the umpteenth time. Now pay attention.” hoofs clop together“...”>”If the bank isn’t privy to any modifications the Assets made, we’ll be golden.”>Trixie knocks on what looks like a breaker panel>”There is this enclosure that contains mana threads. There are some threads are going to run up to the window sill of the master bedroom on the second floor. That specific thread connects somewhere underground with a whole bunch of threads going all the way up to Manehattan. This is simply a matter of finding which thread it is and pulling it down through this, then hooking it up to my bedroom.“That’s...How do you even know all this?”>”I used to foalsit for their filly. Now, your job is to climb up and do as I say.”“I don’t really have a choice either way.”>you proceed to step up“Y'know you make it sound like you’ve done this before”>”It’s something Trixie picked up on whenever Trixie was denied more fire power was needed for certain shows. Of course they blocked the various requests to let me up the capacity for a little while. Red tape and permits on such things only exist to separate measly street performers from masters of their craft.”>you look down on the blue unicorn for what looks like a twenty foot drop, maybe more“Right...So why aren’t you the one up here if you know so much?”>her brows furrowed>”Somepony has to keep this ladder still, no? I’m not depending my life on the direction your mom-chasing prick is pointing.”>trixie shakes the ladder as she makes a wild assumption“W-woah okay whatever it is you’re mad about, can we leave it for later? I still don’t see a thread”
>>43470151Now I see where Trixie got her way of stealing other mares' colts from
>>43470163Woohoo! Trixie defrauds the bank and power company! Let's fucking gooooooo
>>43470163>trixie lets up, giving you a chance to lift up the window“THANK you”>it took some resisting to not mutter “crazy bitch”>you don’t see her face but you can sense the venom of her stare across your back>crickets>your hands are gliding across the window sill with no luck finding the objective“You said there were multiple right? How will I know I grabbed the right one?”>”If Asset’s amplifier is still in his mana box, the Manehattan thread should still be lively enough to react to any magic it draws in. Just point them all towards me and Trixie will give each one a pinch”>’his’?>you feel the stirrings of...something inside“You keep mentioning this ‘Asset’ pony What did this guy mean to you for you to know this much about his stuff?”>”What did Asset mean to Trixie?”“Yeah”>”For whatever your concern may be, he meant the estranged father of the filly I was paid to look after and would also only come out of his room to hoof me a paycheck for the day. Were you not paying attention?”“With how well your information is it seemed like he was more than just a stallion-next-door.”>”Liquid Asset was in his 40s”“Oh”>”Wait, you thought that..BLEGH”“With how detailed this plan is I just thought it was a little more intimate!”>”Trixie only knows about all this because that’s all his daughter would drone on about the entire day!”>you shamefully leaned through the window to get a better look with your pelvis hitting the sill>”Unlike you, Trixie prefers staying in her own age range!”“Hold that thought, I think I found it”>”Of course you did! Show it!”>you pull out a bundle of wires>however for some inexplicable reason, your ass literally blew up
>>43470731>Ass blew upTrixie is NOT cleaning that up
>>43430305Trixie was being a cunt because her pride brought her to self destruction. I love her so much because she reminds me of myself and my own flaws, and she overcomes them.
This might be the only update for today (reposted because I fucked up an arrow). I appreciate all the anons taking the time to read this>>43470731>the force propelled you through the open window but not without clipping your head against the window frame, knocking you out cold and rendering your bare smoldering ass as an decorative ornament for the neighbors to see>upon seeing some lights turn on from the houses across, Trixie’s immediate course of action was to nudge your body with the ladder to shove your unconscious body into the vacant home>”ngh - Bucking – ngh – nghaaa!”>trixie scurried into the shrubs until she was sure the coast was clear>”...waft it closer”>”Okai”>your eyes cracks open the further you drift back into consciousness>the first thing you saw was Trixie staring expectantly and Sunflower holding some creamy mound with layered golden crust up to your face>”Ah~ Anon!”>“An-!”>Trixie’s face lit up but she caught herself in the middle of calling out your name in joy to snap back towards her mother>”See? Animal. No civilized creature would come back from being knocked out from the mere smell of food alone. That’s simply predator behavior.”>”You would 'ave a point if eet was just a régulair dish.”>Trixie raised a brow>”Oh yeah?”>”But zis dish was made wiv love! Can you prove zat wasn't ze theng brengéng Anon bak from ze déad?”>”That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!”>it took a bit to process your surrounding>firstly, Trixie’s horn is blackened>secondly, you’re all in what looks like the bathroom>thirdly, you’re buck naked in the tub>Sunflower clopped her hoof together>“Now zat evairypony eez haire, we can begin. Trixie, weehl you sai grace?”
>>43472138>Sunflower's creamy moundsunf>Predator behaviorCareful, Trixie, you're prodding a creature best suited for a marepussy diet>Family dinner in the bathroomMan, the Prench are fucking weird. Still would, though.
nin
>>43473584Trixie teaching glimmy how to sunbeam
>>43473601An essential mare skill, to be sure
>>43473601>moonbeamftfyThis is a Luna household.
>>43474433That's lulamoonbeam to you!
Trix e :)
>>43475290Trix are for kids, but Trixie is for men
>>43472138>”Let’s skip that. Anon kept us waiting long enough.”>”Trixié.”>”W-well Trixie doesn’t quite remember the words”>Sunflower gave her a stern look made more frightening by the height advantage sitting on the toilet gave her over Trixie, who is just on the floor leaning against the tub>”Anon, did Trixie evair tell you abut zé reason shé dropped oot of te 'ighést 'onaired schoul een Centairlot? Has shé tuld you she studiéd zer?”“No, that’s news to me, Though I’m still wondering why I’m in a tub-”>Trixie looked petrified and gave the signal by slamming her hooves together>”Okay everypony, eyes and mouths shut!”>the incandescent glow from the ceiling bulbs hitting the bathroom’s yellow wallpaper wrapped around Trixie made her fit the part of a preacher better than cheap pyrotechnics could>save for the blackened horn, she looked like a masterpiece>”Ahem. Bless us oh Princess of...All That Is, for this bread thy little ponies have received through thy continued bounty. Bless us with time..annnd uh..friendshippahh-rubadubdubthanksforthegrub so be it.”>and so she began digging into her own plate of Sunflower’s creamy mound>”...Zo be et”“Amen?”
>>43476438>nothing but the sounds of forks scraping plates for a moment>Sunflower bit off her own piece and pointed it towards her daughter>”Eet was a bit of a rustay pairfairmance, but te longair you stai te maire eet weehl come bak to yo.”>”Hmm *munch* Why bother? It’s an outdated prayer anyways. *munch munch* That goes for pretty much *munch* everything to do with *munch* Canterlotian Doctrine”>Sunflower’s fork slipped from her magic grip>that fork hitting the floor sounded like a lead pipe in that instance made worse by the shit acoustics“Miss Spectacle?”>”Mom?”>”Oh excusé moi. Eez zis because ai let you go off on yur own?”>Trixie was taken aback>”What? What does that have to do with anything?”>she planted her hoof on her forehead>”Do you plan on brengeng a curse into our homé?”>what cheap pentecostal drama did you just wake up to>”H-huh?”>Sunflower telekinetically brought over the pill organizer situated near the sink and mulled over which one to pop>”Ai am not sure which one eez fair zis happeneng…”>"I knew this would happen. All Trixie is saying is that up until recently there was only one Princess, and now they're pushing on me to accept that there has always been two? They're probably in the Canterlot Library covering their bases and locking away anything contradictory to recent events!">"So evairytheng moi ént Celestia's schoul 'as taught you was a lie, eez zat what you're saieng? Ai 'ave névair even seen you go to la Céntairlot Library">"N-not exactly">"What 'appénéd to 'aveng faith, mon poupée?”>you bring out your pruned hands to get their attention“I believe what Trixie is saying is that having lied once diminishes the credibility of everything else that was taught, as she speaks from experience.”>“Anon.”“Yes, Trix?”>”You are sleeping on the floor tonight. No hay.”“Yes ma’am.”
>>43476438Sunflower sitting on the toilet really drives it home: these fucking mares eat in the bathroom. What the actual fuck is going on in Prance and why did they bring it to Equestria?>>43476440>Horse Church Schisms>Prench ponies eat in the bathroom>Creamy Mound, the famous regional dish>Sunflower getting more incomprehensively, offensively Prench with every post (compliment not criticism)>Trixie is so tsundere she banishes you to the couch for backing her upchefkiss
>>43476474The floor is nature's couch, obviously
>>43476855But benadryl is supposed to make you feel better? These twitter memes are too smart for me...
>>43477796idk man, benadryl knocks me the fuck out
>>43423860>>43424739Didn't even know that was a thing til now, that's fucking evil.
>>43478938.......is this vore, technically?
>>43479636Trixie WOULD be into giant robots, wouldn't she?
BEST PONY
>>43481134indeed
>>43479979Trixie would just use a Baba Yaga chicken hut. What's the point of a mech if it can't shit on Twilight's lawn?
Do you guys think kathleen barr too high profile for my shoe string budget?
>>43478589Why does Trixie have a framed photo of Hitler?
>>43482579Hey, show some respect, that guy killed Hitler!
>>43482579
I want to clank cyberpunk Trixie!
>>43483127Why don't unicorns do this? Are they stupid?
>>43484240Not every unicorn is as smart and capable as Trixie!
>>43484843AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH TRIXIE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43485728>She's giving you an excuse to ogle her perfectly curved flankunfa...
>>43486255Only a mare like The Great and Powerful Trixie can master the Feign Death spell!
Come back, Prancechad
I need her to bite me!
>>43487394Unf, being Trixie's vampire thrall plap plap mistress
>>43480381Where did you get this picture of me? I still have a w.i.p. trixie draw from a request made in one of these threads exactly a year ago
oh boy 5:21 am!
>>43488261Post it. You don't want to make Trixie sad now, do you anon?
>>43488261>Not posting it in the first placegod dammit anon!
>>43476440>”What’s zis ‘expairiencé’ Anon speaks of?”>”I-It’s nothing, just -a- work incident. Singular.”>Sunflower rubbed her temples>”You are just unbelievabuhl. To sai zat ze Princez isn’t to bé trusted...what eez next, are you goéng to sai Celéstia doesn’t mak ze sunrizes and sunzets?>”Trixie wasn’t born yesterday, you’re conflating Trixie’s questioning of the relations between Princess and peon with denying basic fact. Get it through your head that Trixie isn't some loose screw”>something sounded so stupid that you immediately had to interject”Wait you guys seriously believe in some pony moving the sun?”>you had the whole bathroom fall silent>as well as getting to see how much Trixie took after her mother through their shared expression of utter disbelief>the mirrored image was broken by Trixie speaking hesitantly>”...Anon Y. Mouse, you’ve got to be joking.”“Hardly”>”Is Trixie the only one speaking any sense here? How hard exactly did you hit your head on that window?”>“Well I’m new to this pony church thing, I didn’t even know you guys had a serious religion. It’s not like I’ve never seen Trixie pray”>”HEY, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?” trixie winced as she turned back towards her mom, who slowly started slumping“What? You’re the one who started this”>Sunflower clicked her tongue in thought>”Oh maré…”>Sunflower pinched her eyes shut and prepared a random assortment of pills near her mouth>”Stop that!”
>>43490720>trixie’s pinkish aura stopped them from reaching her mouth and took the pill organizers away with them>"Always with this horse hockey. Look, Anon didn’t actually mean it">the orange mare let out a dramatic sigh>”..We are takeng zis to Pastor Pastures tomairrow”>whoever that name belonged to made a nervous chuckle escape from Trixie.>"Ah-hah - no no, since when did Trixie agree to go to church?”>”Evair since you decided to move bak een”>"But..But there are far more important things Trixie could be doing!” Trixie broke a sweat”>”It eez necezary, létteng you off on yur own to travel was a meestak on mon part”>Trixie head dipped>”Some assistant you are…” she mumbled>you see the edge of Trixie’s lips start to quiver. You can’t deny that you made this situation worse for her”Miss Spectacle, is it okay if I go in her place”>”Oh zat would be lovély, but ai am afraid eet eez impairtent fair la both Trixie and ai to go togethair.”>shit“I’m actually kind of- no, really interested in seeing how pony service looks like, and I think you would be an excellent guide. Having Trixie around will just get in the way of my cultural enrichment.”>”Hmmm ai don’t know” she crosses her legs “Are you reahl-lee zat intairested?”“Take it from me, I came here all the way from a place called Earth. I guarantee you won’t find it on any Equestrian map, THAT is how serious I am about the travel. And culture. And stuff.”>trixie rolled her eyes at you omitting the fact that you didn’t come here willingly, but kept quiet>”Zat doés sound quite far”“I think my ignorance is simply a more pressing matter than Trixie’s little rebellious spat. We can always take her another time.”
>>43490720>>43490724>Anon casually making dinner awkward with some heresy>Pill-poppin' pony mom>Imminent horse church lore>Imminent alone time with SunflowerOkay we can still clutch this into a threesome if Trixie can shut up for 5 minutes
>>43491480The Soft and Huggable Trixie
>>43491480I commed a sleepy trixie with a nightcap from him a few months back, shes about half done at the mo. Was a little sad he finished that one first, but I can understand why since he's making con stock.
>>43491480Well, anon? Are you gonna give her a massage? She's all splayed out and shit, vulnerable to your meaty little fingers. What are you waiting for?
Trixie is blue like cortana.
>>43492358I wish Trixie were a hologram in MY head...
>>43492126>>43492473>>43492645I LOVE artwork like this. Trixie was made for beautiful landscape pieces with all the travelling she does.
>>43492666I wish there was more like it.
>>43492126Reminds me of that time I made Trixie in Elden Ring and got molested by the finger assholes in SotE spamming magic missile
>>43493599Unf
>>43488491Probably by next thread
preb
>>43492645SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP
>>43493599Need a fic where these two rape twilight together.
>>43490724>your boss couldn’t fight the urge to scoff at what was perceived as a slight against her in order to get closer to her mom>after some thought..”Okai zen, ai weehl allow eet. You weehl accompany moi!” She clopped her hooves enthusiastically>thanks to your doing she’s back to a chipper mood. Scary how fast her mood can switch up>probably those pills. You have to stay on your toes>”Mon poupée, are you trulee okai wiv me takeng yur asseestent oot? You are letténg a non-pony 'ave mairé faiv than you, a pure-blooded littell pony..”>”What’s the point? Trixie refuses to mix with any non-pony anyways”>”Nopony said anythéng abut mixeng”>trixie twitched but refused to entertain her further and you steered clear of risking another fight>”But you don’t 'ave to wairry, ai weehl 'ave Anon convairtéd and 'e wehl be okai to minglé een ze éyes of Célestia. Ze Princez accepts all aftair all”>Sunflower touted from her tall sparkling white throne>”Fine, have it your way. Can we please just eat? The food’s getting cold”>”Ai ai we should. Howevair..">for a moment Sunflower was slightly disappointed Trixie wouldn’t take the bait further, then she looked dolefully at the fork she dropped earlier>”Moi? Eaténg wiv a fairk zat was on a bathruhm floair? Zat eez not right!”>she turned to you>”Unlez yur asseestent could bé a jentellcult en 'ave us shar, s'il vous plait..”>she looked at you with half-lidded eyes and pressed her cheek with her hoof>”Or you could go get another one” Trixie snapped with a jaded tone“I don’t mind either way, but can I ask why are we eating here in the first place? This is the first time I’m eating dinner at a pony’s house, so I’m wondering if this is just another culture shock" >Trixie’s pupils shrunk >”Oh zat was because Trixie would not léave yur side until you wok up from zat accident ootside. Eet was zo sweet, ai could not faircé hair aw-”>Trixie stuffed Sunflower’s mouth with her own fork before she could finish>”Ta dah~! What was Trixie's is now yours! No need for you to share!”>Sunflower reeled back but gave smug as she chewed just seeing how much her daughter is blushing“What does she mean by an accident? All you mentioned was me hitting a window.”>”Oh that? You blew up”“What? How?”>”Perhaps Trixie neglected to mention something as obvious as scrubbing off any traces of magic on your body before letting you work. You just did a bad job of taking safety measures and making sure there was nothing that could react with highly amplified mana threads”>that just made you more confused, you don’t recall interacting with anything magic>you pointed at her horn“Seems like you didn’t do a good job either”>she covered the scorch mark on her horn and pouted>”M-Monkeys who slept on the job don’t get an opinion!” she took another bite off her meal with what was originally your fork>ouch, the hard M
>>43495427>>”What’s the point? Trixie refuses to mix with any non-pony anyways”>>”Nopony said anythéng abut mixeng”Very telling of you, Trixie...
>>43495427>>43495427>Trixie’s pupils shrunk>”Oh zat was because Trixie would not léave yur side until you wok up from zat accident ootside. Eet was zo sweet, ai could not faircé hair aw-”>Trixie stuffed Sunflower’s mouth with her own fork before she could finishthis is qt
>>43495427
>>43422790Trixie is male (a tranny)
>>43496437Trixie was born a female but uses her magic to grow a cock and go after mtf chasers like you
>>43497478Stand still Trixie! I'll scare away the vermin!>puckers lips
>>43498619She'll smack you for kissing her and remind you that the butterfly was on her nose. Just claim you're farsighted and couldn't tell.
>>43497478Life-affirming mare
>>43493599You think they take turns using magic to transform into Twilight in bed? Or would they just both be Twilight at the same time?
>>43499183Yes
>>43500530>Still upArt looks like shit but trixiechads are BLESSED
>>43500530https://ponerpics.org/images/7577717
>>43499723I just repopulated my pants
>>43501727I have no idea how to respond to that
>>43501380Kill yourself.
>pg 10
>>43502683ear horn
>>43503046Who dares harm Trixie!?
>>43503628It's okay, she's into it
>>43504011And someone's getting into her
>>43503734>JubyskylinesBut... also true!
>>43503046ouch :(
>>43504866>You said no to freaky magic sex and now she's guilt tripping you
>>43501005TRIXIE IS DEAD!
>>43505155its trixieover
>>43505288It's never trixieover!
>>43505736hopefully
>>43506138True!
>>43499972She's self-employed! Of course she fears selling out to a desk job!
>>43506933
I will make her the happiest mare in Equestria, mark my fucking words
>>43507495HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT>>43508250She deserves nothing less
>>43509181Where'd you get this recording of me?
8
I gave my brother, who doesn't watch the show at all, a Trixie shirt and he's actually wearing it. I'm happy.
>>43509379Now surprise him with a magic routine
>>43503046Do not whap the Trrrrixie!
pre bed
>pg 9
>>43509952>renaissance fair with no women, only poniesPerfect
>>43510741>Merging magic fieldsThat seems infinitely more intimate than rubbing cooch, unf
>>43511744Oh sweet celestia I want Hagxie to help get my geriatric ass down the stairs so we can prepare the most banging hearth's warming dinner ever for our two stallion sons and their families
>>43511744Whoa, I love milf Trixie. She doesn't get enough art.
>>43512339lol
>>43512383In Neighpon they say 'ror'
I feel that at some point in the relationship I will want sex when Trixie isn't feeling it and vice versa, and our only response to that is for one to rape the other
I feel that at some point in the relationship I will want to use the turret on the warthog when Trixie isn't feeling it.
>>43513537I would love to play Cursed Halo CE with Trixie, I bet she could find a way to take the BigHog all the way to the end
>>43514087What is my chud daughter doing in her mother's thread?
>>43514494Sorry, I was so distracted trying to get the gun back from her, I forgot which order my tabs were open in while booping
boop
>>43514724l-lewd
>>43514724rero rero
>>43514724You guys can't tell me you didn't at least once do this
>>43515220no
>>43515220I lick my wife Trixie's snoot all the time!
Trixie's hat leveled up faster than she did
>>43515822Lucky for Trixie, I'm here to help her grind! my cock in her tight mare pussy for days
>>43515230Where did you get this picture of me?
>>43516635A trick and a treat!
>>43517264Made for unprompted belly rub attacks
I would love to play my banjo for Trixie as we wind down for the night. Just us the campfire and a little music. My own personal little heaven
>>43518649Same but I can't play an instrument
>>43518649It would be comfy working across from Trixie while we work on our own routines. I would happily be her instrument playing monkey she will claim to have taught
>>43518163
>>43519039Holy shit
>>43519039Now we need one with Anon instead of Twilight.
Morning trix
>>43517264Cute!
>>43519039long ass hat
>>43519039Wow!
Swinging Trixie around by her forelegs after another successful show
>>43520929God I wish I had a giant Trixie plush
>>43521780>wipes her tears with my green fingerYou're great and powerful to me, my little pony
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>>43522276Figured it was going to be "cock" instead of "finger" and imagining that is very funny to me for some reason.
Trixie and Glimmy are the only mares I need in my life.
>>43523162Trixie is the only mare you NEED, peasant. Glimmy is just extra.
>>43520929God I wish I was a giant Trixie plush
I wish you could make you spartan armor in Halo Infinite Trixie colored
>>43523477Glimmy watches from the cuck chair
>>43524295Starlight is okay with it
>>43524941Anon.... It's over....
