When you go to equestria, you become a background pony. Which one do you pick?
Applejack, of course.
>>43423383Noi
>>43423421spbp
>>43423383>you go to equestriacool>you become a background ponynot unexpected>Which one do you pick?do i have to replace somepony? that seems a bit mean
>>43423383I'm staying a human, sorry. I'm not ashamed of my body and I'm not an AGP freak.
>>43423422this image would be really cute and wholesome and nice if not for the fact that I'm aware a pedophile made it
>>43423383One of these lads
>>43423383Mirror pinkie
Sea Swirl
>>43423383Nah, I'm going to Equestria as a human and I'm going to pet all the background mares with my hands.
>>43423421I hate you
Yeah I'm not gonna do that. Arrrgh I know, haha, but yeah staying human.
Can we stop making threads for every single sexual fetish?
>>43423383Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
>>43423383Changeling Drone number 3845
Oatmeal
>>43423383lyra
>>43423846Let the transformers have their fun anonLove and tolerate XD
>>43424502I'd be overwhelmingly happy if they just nuked this board tomorrow so there'd be no more of this consistently awful faggot shit, its obvious they don't care (since they don't get paid)
>>43424511this anon is a griffon
>>43423383Random Donkey
>>43423383Erroria.
>>43423383Caramel
>>43423503Which one? 3/4 of this fandom's artists are pedos.
>>43424513He doesn't represent us.t. Griffon w/circumcised barbed dick
heisenbuck
>>43425387jesse we need to cook meth in equestria
>>43423509Ill be whatever one is the top
>>43425387MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HORSE MORTY IM PONY RICK!!!!!!
>>43425726Yeah, Mr. White. Yeah magic!
that one male alicorn working as air traffic control.
>>43427085I'm glad he chose a simple and fulfilling life as opposed to being a prince
>>43427085I'm surprised nopony noticed that he was a alicorn.
>>43423383Rumble
>>43423383applejack
>>43428481But Applejack's a mane character...
>>43429012A background pony? Yeah.
>>43423383quarter hearts
>>43429012Not anymore gramps
>>43423383I dunno, this guy (pic rel) or Comet Tail maybe?Button Mash is a consideration, but I feel like it'd be too awkward going to school alongside actual teenagers, since I'd have over 20 years worth of life experience and maturity tumbling in my head.
>>43430362>since I'd have over 20 years worth of life experience and maturity tumbling in my headJust impress everyone with your human knowledge, except you'd be laughed at because you're a nerd and eventually placed in an afterschool special needs class
>>43430367>Just impress everyone with your human knowledgeNah, that'd be for after I graduate in ~1986. I can start beating Equestrian innovation to the punch by a couple years on a lot of stuff.One big one is to find pony Linus Torvalds and help pony Linux take off in the desktop space by prioritizing a robust GUI on par with Window 95's.
>>43423383The one that dicks down all the mares.
>>43423810This. Based.
>>43423383Soarin
>>43423810I'm going to jerk off all the stallions.
Candy Apples!
>>43423383lemon heart
>>43423383thunderlane
>>43423810thisunless I'm forced to be a pony, I'd rather keep the hands and clothes, thanks
>>43423383I'll choose any that's cute.
>>43432723Applebloom?
>>43433011tender taps is cuter
>>43423383Trixie, obvs
>>43423383I want to be her so bad.
bump i don't want this thread to die yet
>>43433466Slut. I'll be sure to fuck you once I get to Equestria.
Cloudchaser so I can get dicked by >>43432049
>>43433825Only if you are rich.
I look like this in Equestria
>>43434250what's the cutie mark?
>>43434250cute mare
>>43423383no i dont
>>43434250thanks doc
The farmer seems fun...Real basic and lame....
tree huger cuz im a stoner
>>43434760Ah I get the image, the whip tool... lol
>>43423383Linky!
>>43423383Zephyr Breeze
>>43435023Become Linky and take a bath.
>>43423383Rainbowshine!
>>43423383bow hothoof
Id defo chose to be Sunburst !
>>43423383Bon Bon obv, since I'll have a bangin' hot wife that I will never let leave the house again, since we'll be too busy fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking
>>43423383Caramel so I can have sex with Applejack.
>>43423383Fancy Pants
I'd go as this guy. Remember him?
>>43423383A changeling so I can be anypony I want
>>43423383Thorax
>>43423383Lyra obv, since I'll have a bangin' hot wife that I will never let leave the house again, since we'll be too busy fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking
cloudchaser so i could get dicked down sloppy lazy style by soarin plus she’s cute i guess
>>43423383Button Mash so I can fuck my mom
>>43423383background pony #18473
>>43423383Cheerilee so I can teach the foals!
>>43434250grumpy, requires boop
>>43423383Braeburn for those hot smoking mares in Appleloosa.
>>43423383That Flam pony
>>43423383The one that you're thinking of in your head.
little mac
>>43423383Cozy Glow.
>>43423383Shining Armor.
>>43423383autumn blaze is pretty cute background mare even if she's not 100% pony
>>43423383rarity
>>43423383Any pony!
>>43423503>if not for the fact that I'm aware a pedophile made itThe US' president is a pedo so who cares
>>43445491You do know there are other places than the USA?
>>43423383THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!
>>43423383starlight glimmer
>>43423383PINKIE PIE!!!
Sunburst so I can cum inside of Starlight Glimmer or she rapes me in my sleep
>>43423383Scootaloo
Soarin, so I can fuck Rainbow Dash.
>>43423383This mare
A lot of retards apparently don't know what a fucking background pony is.
>>43448223Applejack And Rarity are honorary background ponies with G6
>>43423799HEY do posted this she is me not u
>>43448720I am already Sisi.
>>43448833unlikely since I haven't inseminated you
>>43423383Sweetie Belle!!!
>>43423383Octavia
>>43449657SPEEEEEEN
>>43449657This donkey will make you cum in a millisecond
>>43449657>Octaviamon, digivolve to......
>>43449930
>>43423383Dr. Whooves. Who else would I pick?
>>43423383Fancy Pants, he's pretty rich.
>>43423383Open Skies.
>>43449940ALICORN OCTAVIA?!
>>43451540donkicorn
>>43451555Perfection.
>>43452072indeed
>>43423383vinyl scratch
>>43423383whoever this guy is
>>43453811Blue Clover is his name!
>>43423383Spitfire!
>>43445774Every single politician is a pedo so who cares
>>43454913But not everypony thankfully.
>>43445491yeah, him and half of all other world leaders in history. how exactly does that relate to what you're replying to?
>>43456419what >>43423503 was talking about doesn't matter if that's the case with the paedos
>>43445774>You do know there are other places than the USASuch as?
>>43423383Feather Bangs looks handsome.
>>43423383
>>43423383Braeburn
>>43423383High Winds
>>43423383Sunburst, I WANT TO FUCK STARLIGHT GLIMMER SO BAD BROS!!!
>>43423383cherry berry
>>43423383Pip.
>>43423383Doctor Hooves. I love Derpy so much.
>>43423383A pegasus royal guard so I can cum inside of Celestia as a frequent reward for protecting her.
>>43463847stallions smell bad
>>43463851I can clean myself.
>>43463851*sniff*
>>43423383Bon Bon
>>43423383lyra heartstrings
>>43423383Smart Cookie cause I is teh smartz :D
some random stallion idk
>>43423383Copper Top!
>>43463851good*
>>43423383roseluck
>>43423383Mudbriar.
>>43469819>>43470412>reposts low-quality bumps that get deleted by IP wipes
>>43423383nyx
Pepper dance from the blind bag toys. I will farm peppers and enjoy spicy food to my heart's content for the rest of my days. Will probably get called a spic but whatever.
>>43423383Good Sombra?
scootaloo caus i lov the color orange
>>43423383Sunset Shimmer
Echo, eeee!
octavia.
>>43423507No, this flavor of faggotry is TOTALLY different from that one they said.
>>43474370Hi sunfag!
idk some green stallion?
>>43423383sunburst
>>43423383Jackpot aka Trixie's dad
sunstone!
surprise aka pinkie pie clone
Tree Hugger
braeburn.
>>43423383Fausticorn.
>>43423383THE MARE ON THE MOON!!!
vinyl scratch
>>43423799>>43424502>>43448833>>43448720shut up styrbo
>>43482013I'm not him
>>43482013Who???
>>43475734
the great and powerful trixie!
>>43483299>R*ckhoof in the backgroundYeah, no thanks.
>>43423383#4828 royal guard pony
>>43483289Strybo.
lyra
>>43483289Russian offborder that just steals maymays from /mlp/
>>43486329me thinks you need to take your medication nonny
>>43486336nah I meanhe's literally an offborder that reposts /mlp/ to his Telegram channels t.me/snowpity and the other one I don't fucking remember
>>43486881Why would anyone post stuff from here onto others
Shining armof
>>43487444To invite offboarders into coming here and shitting things up because they think his posts are funny. He's screencapped a shitload of my posts already, so I guess I should feel flattered.
>>43423383>become background ponyI choose Applejack!>but on a serious noteHonestly hard to choose , I'd have to go with a stallion Pegasus, though seeing how Flutters is my marewife I'm not sure which one would work mainly due to the fact I braindump 99% of stallion names as they are not mares but for the two I can think of either Bulk for the luls or Thunderlane >do we keep our own personalities and just take the ponies body? Become that'd chance some things
>>43423846>sexual fetishI wouldn't really classify this as that, sure some fags may see or use it as such, but I see it as a wholesome way to imagine yourself in Equestria and the fact you can spend time with other ponies etc.
>>43424148>Changeling droneBefore or after they became gay as hell?
>>43483299I always love seeing show accurate art
>>43423383Roseluck!
probably sunshower raindrops, since we're both pedophiles.
>>43491772nothing, and she plans on keeping it that way. equestria is so idyllic and harmonious that even the pedophiles have more compassion. sometimes she might slip up and catch herself staring at a foal longer than she should, but she'd never dream of actually touching one. (as long as you ignore all the literal dreams she has where she touches foals.)
>>43449657>>43474361Based
>>43491887Best mare. I could listen to her music all day.
>>43425387Literally me
>>43423383personally i'm a big fan of this guyhe used to show up in discord hooves crossovers a lot
>>43423383Adolf Hoofler
/) Rainbowshine! (\
>>43423383Filthy Rich, EZ money $$$
>>43423383Star Tracker.
a lot of you don't know what background pony means.
>>43495500is it not "ponies that aren't the mane 6, alicorns or the CMC (also student six)"?
>>43423383Random so what i get is what i get.
>>43495500if they're in the background they're background ponies lol
>>43423383lemon heart <3
Derpy.
>>43423383Strawberry Sunrise
>>43499733what are your thoughts on conventions?
>>43423383I pick blueblood.I plan to do absolutely nothing, no parties, no expensive food, no noblemares, no drinks, absolutely nothing.
>>43500778same but lowkey I would pipe rarity
>>43423383i will be the supplier of foals for Twilight Sparkle and Celestia.
King Sombra so I can do evil.
>>43501516Jeffery Epstein?!
>>43423383Aryanne /)
Cozy Glow cause she is pretty cozy and sexy.
>>43502559palm beach Pete
>>43503661Seems legit.
troubleshoes because its funny hopefully
>>43423383A horse.
>>43504755but they are ponies
Cheerilee!
Scootaloo so I can get uppies from Rainbow Dash
>>43505057Horse.
big maccers
>>43423383I'm thinking Trixie cause Trixie is best pony.
>>43423383Golden Harvest!
>>43423383Uhh... idk? I'll roll a dice for a pony.
>>43507928cute amre
>>43423383Thst pony in ur pic
Lime pony.
>>43423383Rainbowshine
spitfire :3
>>43423509me on the left
>>43423383cheerilee
>>43423383mama mia
ScrewballSurprised this answer hasn't appeared before now. She's a true BG pony that was only named outside of the show but she seems to be getting along fine even when things are discordant, so she's one of the best candidates for an earth pony mare that's well equipped and low-responsibility.
>>43511743how does she fly in the sky as a earth pony
>>43512351Because ponies are magic?Also that was while Discord was there. Other things that were flying include:>pies>lamp posts>fountains>chunks of earth and trees>small buildingsThat said, I wouldn't be surprised if Discord's influence amped up Earth Pony magic, since they're very similar
>>43512371ah yeah, would that mean the swirly eyes screwball had was caused by the effects of discord's magic?
>>43512796Obviously.
>>43512796That's the simplest explanation
>>43423383Spitfire, coolest (background) pony around.
>>43423383Filthy Rich.$$$ all day.
>>43511723I can't believe the comics made italians real in Equestria.
>>43514921dont be silly italians arent real
Applebloom ToT
>>43515315Italians do exist, Anon.
BIG MAC. EASY LIFE. SEXY SISTER.
>>43516746incest?
>>43423383Nightshade aka twilight's dad
>>43517443He's called Night Light.
Bon Bon.
>>43423383Twilight's father>>43439035>>43436830Based>>43490912She's not a pedophile
roseluck
>>43518650>t. doctor slut
>>43518704Isnt doc slut Derpy?
>>43436830>>43439035Makes me want to write a green where 2 anons turn into Lyra and Bonbon then lez out with each other. But that'd be super gay
>>43518970i want to see that since that'd be hot
>>43518935True, he has mad bitches
>>43519520So many mares even, how do I get my own time machine to get any?
>>43518970>Neither of them realize it either
>>43520085Even better, the surprise after would be such a shock!
Cozy Glow >:3
>>43423383Vinyl Scratch so I can play the music I love while in Equestria.
>>43518970What if the two anons knew all along?
Starlight Glimmer so I can finally experience what it's like to have farts that kill plants and small animals
Trixie.
>>43460538based, curly manes are underrated
>>43507928
>>43521452brapfag...
Surprise!
>>43423383Dr. Whooves.
Big Mac because he's easy mode.
lemon hearts
obviously blueblood as he is a noble and also wealthy.
>>43423383Mudbriar as Maud's mine.
>>43524397>bazinga
mare
the stallion who >rapes
Rumble
>>43423383TRIXIE IS BEST PONY!
>>43423383I guess a Royal Guard Stallion guarding Canterlot Castle. Get to see celly a lot.
>>43462655Objectively the best choice. >not turning into a female seriously what's wrong with you fags>have your whole life ahead of you>Luna is already your "special friend" Although you would have to learn to talk normally.
>>43527100isnt pip from FoE? or is it somepony else
>>43423383shining armor for twily
>>43527597Pip is the pony that Luna was voring in Luna Eclipsed
>>43528298w-what
>>43528858Ignore that anon, pip as in Pipsqueak.
>>43529475ah ok thats good
>>43423383Rumble cause i love scoots
>>43530246Any particular reason you want to be him specifically, over any other colt?
>>43530976Because Anon loves scoots and Rumble is known for being shipped with her...
>>43531396Sure, but like, what people ship is kind of irrelevant in this case. This is still just Anon trying to get with Scootaloo, so how he is as a person/pony will ultimately make or break the relationship, not what appearance he has.
>>43531533i'll give her a good kiss
>>43423383Mudbriar. Maud pussy. Good.
i want everyone in this thread to tell me what they think "background pony" means.
>>43532465a pony that isn't any of the protagonist like mane 6, right?
>>43532917no. secondary characters are not background ponies.
>>43532919are there thirdary characters and even fourthary characters?
>>43532465A pony that was named outside of the show, generally by merchandise or the credits. That's why Derpy counts even though she's got a speaking part and plot importance several times.t. screwball
>>43423383Doc' hooves.
>>43532465a pony that went to the background of a scene
>>43423383lily my beloved
>>43534650nice butt
carrot top!
>>43423383Screwloose because I'm CRAZY!
>>43423383aryanne
>>43536272Isn't Aryanne a OC and technically not a background pony?
>>43536615same thing
>>43536833Anon...
>>43537319I want Fluttershy to use "The Stareâ„¢" at me.
>>43538078same
Thunderlane!!!
>>43423383Star Tracker
>>43540051Why would you pick the only pony known to have been despised by Twilight?
>>43423383what is a background pony???
>>43540607She'll learn to love me, by FORCE!
>>43534650unfa
>>43534650Lily big butt!
>>43423383Igneous Rock Pie. Got a cool hat.
cloudchaser
>>43542606You fine with the amish lifestyle?
>>43543779>have wife>cute daughters>simple life in the rock farmsYes.
>>43543779whats wrong with being amish
>>43544697I mean you like stay in like a empty rock place for a long time, it'll get boring real fast.
>>43545248so? fine for me.
>>43423383a white stallion
>>43423421Noi best filly!
Royal Guard and stand completely still.
>>43423383night light so I can molest twilight
>>43547843M-molest?!
>>43548341yes
Golden Harvest.
Which one gets to plow Blossomforth? I pick that one.
>>43545248>it'll get boring real fastHe's got a hot wife, time to grow that family and start a rock empire.
>>43544424>>43544697>enter a world full of adventure, fantastical magic, lands and peoples unseen to any human before>nah fuck that im gonna go sit in the middle of barren shithole and do manual labor and subsistence farmingmotherfucker there is nothing stopping you from moving to west virginia right now, buying a shithole house for <50k, and going to church to find a 4/10 wife to put some kids into
>>43549750>a 4/10 wifeI could do that without west virginia or churchBut would it really be worth it?History will say "yes", because history only cares about results, not motive.
>>43549750>subsistence farmingI never really got the impression that the Pies were poor. They're not Apples.And the Apples that we see the most aren't subsistence farmers either, they're just (intentionally) really bad at commercializing their work.
>>43549750>>nah fuck that im gonna go sit in the middle of barren shithole and do manual labor and subsistence farmingYeah, and? Igneous has a hot daughter. SHE'S who I'm gonna pump a bunch of kids into.
>>43549792ngl Marble is cuter than limestone
>>43550473How can one Anon be so wrong?
>>43551111TRVTH
>>43461148>Sunburst, I WANT TO FUCK STARLIGHT GLIMMER SO BAD BROS!!!Starlight Glimmer, I WANT TO FUCK SUNBURST SO BAD BROS!!!
>>43551111god limestone is so hot.
>>43423383Spitfire. I get to control the wonderbolts!
>>43551893You better watch out, anon, because I'm going to put about two dozen foals in your pegasus ass
>>43551893I'm Soarin' my way to your mare pussy!
any stallion idk
Best redhead
Tender Taps!
>>43554074bro the mares will rape you
>>43423799>>43554074
>>43423383One with a gf
>>43495506I'd say a background pony is any pony without a spoken role in the show.
>>43554575GIWTWM
>>43554617As in never spoke anything with a voice?
>>43555675Yea. Being part of crowd chatter is ok.
marble pie
>>43554575Why are mares like this?
>>43557080not enough stallions in ratio to mares so they get rapey.
>>43557421Unf! I hope mares rape me haha
>>43423383Sky Stinger
>>43423383Ponified stanley from The Stanley Parable
>>43560453OC/Ponified counts?
I get to be pretty, kinky, and date my favorite mare.
...Vapor Trail?
>>43561480best mare!
Caramel so I can woo Applejack!
>>43561480>>43559795OTP
fancy pants cause he is rich and the mare he has is pretty hot tbf
>>43423383Definitely my goat pigpen
>>43563375He's perfect.
>>43423383Bright Mac, cute wife 'n all.
>>43423383Fluttershy BF
Thunderlane is pretty cool so i choose him
>>43423383Murky!!!
>>43566620>FOEfaggotryFuck off, fan of the fandom.
>>43566620>FOEkinoStay here, fan of the fandom.
Winter Wisp
>>43561480thats my wife right there!
>>43568241avgn? he seems more like the nostalgia critic to me.
>>43566620would
>>43569568That's a stallion, Anon.
>>43570076did I stutter
