Going where no stallion has gone before
>>43426315Dash is a virgin???
>>43426317Well yeah, Rainbow Dash isn't Rarity who's the town's bycicle.
>>43426317Well no, Rainbow Dash is the town's bicycle unlike Rarity.
>>43426317>>43426754>>43426760you're are doing it reddit!
>>43426779>ESLoh no no no no
>>43426754>>43426760There are no prostitutes in Equestria.
>>43427354ahem
>>43427423She's just a granny, not a hoe.
>>43426315COMING IN HOT
>>43427722same thing if u think about it
Shipping is for foids and faggots.
>>43428752Truth nuke.
>>43428752But enough about waifufaggotry.
>>43427423would
he's about to whisper 'my pie' into her ear right before the end
>>43430770Me on the right
>>43430770Me on the left.
>>43430770Me on the middle
>>43426315Are they hugging?
>>43431813SOARIN AND RAINBOW DASH ARE FUCKING, SON. SOARIN IS STICKING HIS COCK IN THE RAINBOW DASH PUSSY TO MAKE A FOAL.
>>43432062hot
Fym me on the middle
>>43426315Do pegasus couples have sex on the clouds and does the cum drip to the ground below? Asking for a friend.
>>43433081Yes, it spills on the unfortunate fellow below.
>>43433546it fell onto my head :(
Didn't Rainbow Dash end with Applejack in Season 9
>>43435644Season 9? Never heard it. Only season 1 and 2 exists.
>>43435644That shit was the most obvious "fuck we need to have some gay representation beyond background characters what do we do? fuck it let's just imply that Dash and AJ are together despite no romantic chemistry throughout the show" Get real dude
>>43435644There's a season 9??
>>43436506its actually all in le head
>>43426315goin' down on the rainbow pie
>>43427423Whoa mama!
>>43436506Legends say there is, but no one can confirm it, there are just strange images on the internet about it.
>>43438317In that place, I see that season... In Silent Hill...
>>43426315Why does this board love Soarindash so much? It's the most fucking boring ship of all time
>>43440128Anything is boring if you think about it, I just find it cute and it fits since they're both wonderbolts.
>>43440128good enough for me to clop to
>>43438891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f717iNkYNLk
>>43440785soul
>>43432062>pussyDash is strictly anal only
>>43444579Isn't it ponut and not anal in pony terms?
>>43443323I like going to threads of things I don't really ship to look at why people ship it and find cute art of the couple.Still I don't ship it but it's still cute.
>>43444889You don't call it anus sex do you?>>43443323Mares can have foals with stallions, not humans. That's the ultimate happiness.
>>43445751>You don't call it anus sex do you?Not really...
>>43446535Those are some cool ponies right there.
>>43447644giwtwm
>>43426317>Twilightkissless virgin>Rarityoral and anal slut, but still technically a virgin because unicorns are weird about it>Applejackwill insist she's a virgin even though she fucks Big Mac every heat season, arguing that it somehow doesn't count because they're just family helping one another>Dashpicrel>Pinkietown bicycle>Fluttershygot raped as a fillly, but blocked out the memory due to traume, so she acts like a virgin
>>43448658Fluttershy also fucked Angel as a way to feel less powerless but he ended up being on top and dominating her
>>43448663I don't think she would have jumped to sex immediately, probably just a blowjob that turned into him raping her throat.Most likely, her therapist recommended her having a positive sexual experience where she's in control as a way to better process the trauma. She chose Angel because she didn't want to bother another pony, but it ended up being a case of 1 step forward 100 steps back.Hopefully she doesn't come out of the experience with some weird fetishes.
>>43448658pinkie on her way to fuck everypony that goes to ponyville
>>43448658Pinkie would suck you off if you asked her nicely and then not even mention it after or expect special treatment from youYou could say "Pinkie, I'm having a bad day and a blowjob from you would really help me out" and she would start sucking it just like thatPretty cool of her right?
>>43450036YES, OOOHHHH YES PINKIE!!!
>>43426315Are you the one or someone else on this thread the ones who keep making these hetero ships on this site:https://sortr.io/sorter/mlp-fim-ships-8qdf3You know yuri shippers on Twitter, Instragram and TikTok are gonna get fucking angry and shit this place up when they find out it's you doing this shit. They are fucking insane.
>>43450614Not to mention how popular it is and how many of them are out there.
>>43450617That's literally only because yuritards keep adding yuri tag to pretty much any image that has two females on them, even if they are just standing next to each other without looking each other or blushing, they still add the yuri tag. That's why it may look higher than it actually is.
>>43449502mmm ice cream
>>43440128it's probably just one or two autists keeping the thread alive like Jumbo Don
>>43450036I want to kiss and date and marry the town bicycle...
>>43454905Unf
>>43426315SEX?!
>>43426315Being a ruler? equestria is a matriarchy, not gonna happen
>>43457529it's not RGRE.
>>43458672Is this true?
>>43448658>>43448682I hate that I like this.
>>43460884cute
>>43426779I bet he never came back to the thread after writing something so incoherent in an attempt to denigrate another user.
>>43465285Me at the bottom
>>43465285me at the top.
>>43436497AJ is a poorly written characterand this is one of the few things they did right.
>>43468668snoot boop
>>43436497What even was the "implication", them standing next to each other? Some storyboarders tried to push their favorite ship and could only manage that? Glad someone higher up said you could make your own conclusions, so I'd rather go with Fausts original statement about how tomboy and rainbows doesn't mean gay.
Claiming Rainbow Dash must be a character of queer identity because she is a rainbow colored tomboy is exactly the bigoted gender conformity the pride groups are supposedly against yet ironically reinforced with overcorrection.
>>43436497It really should have been competitive love triangle between Rainbow and Applejack both competing for Rarity.
>>43472958how charming.
>>43474500unf
>>43426315Why would you post this? Do you have any idea how angry yuri fans are gonna become if they see this? They are gonna fuck this whole board up, not just you.
>>43440128I mostly do it to spite yuritards. My hate towards them grow each day. They ruin everything they touch with their little jewish hands. Same reason i also ship Twilight and Flash together. Had i known yuriniggers were this annoying back in the day, i'd have done it from the beginning.
Why is this so common?
>>43477353cute
>>43481891Sex while flying, eh?
>>43478737Shipping characters is a form of attention seeking while self shipping is personal satisfaction.
>>43485068unfff
