>Mr. Human my name is Chrhsalis. I’m trying to usurp the current queen of my hive and then lead an eventual takeover of Equestria so my subjects can cocoon and feast on the love of helpless victims. But I need a champion to do it, she’ll see an assassination attempt coming a mile away if its me. I’ll make it worth your while. Please? I can make you immortal or something else.
>>43427226ew>*kicks her in the face face and shits all over her body*
>>43427226Nah, I'm going to Equestria as a pony.
>>43427226shape-shifting succubus>only exists to drain your life and resourcesI see right thru your disguise! You're actually a human woman!