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> Alright, I haven't had to do this for a long time
>But Celestia and Luna are retired, so this is the only choice
>Spike, take a letter!
> *ahem* Dear Princess Cadance...
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>The
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Penis
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>>43428797
Is
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Inflamed
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>>43428808
Shining
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Armor
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>>43428816
Wont
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>>43428828
Die
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Inside
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>>43428834
Rainbow
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sexy
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Cock
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Aids
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winking
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nigger
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SNEED
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>Oh, a letter from Twilight!
>Let's see what it says...
>Dear Princess Cadance, the penis is inflamed shining armor wont die inside rainbow sexy cock aids winking nigger sneed...
>I'm not sure what she's trying to convey here...
>Though I'm sure this is a cry for help nonetheless, how should I respond?
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>>43428878
>*Ahem* dear Twilight...
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Gay
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Niggers
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Are
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Zebras
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On
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Ice
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Cream
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Shakes
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Cities
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Prolapsing
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Anus
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Worms
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Crying
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Buttocks
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Plap
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Goku
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zigger-nirik
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Brap
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DDelicious
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KROMER
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You-know-putting-a-hypen-between-words-makes-it-one-word-right?
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Cosmic
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Brownie
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Cum
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From
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Mares
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Ponuts
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Cheese
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Dick
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Is
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Canerous
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But
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Venomous
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Friendship
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Bullets
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Cures
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Aids
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Gonorrhea
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And
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Kitchens
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Crabs
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With
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Taste
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In
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Hope
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Shit
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Music
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Hugs
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Butts
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Snowpity
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And
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MASSIVE
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Bane
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For
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You
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Love
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Donkey
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Kong
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> Ah! A response!
>Let's see here...
> Dear Twilight, gay niggers are zebras on ice cream shakes cities prolapsing anus worms crying buttocks plap goku zigger-nirik brap ddelicious kromer you-know-putting-a-hyphen-between-words-makes-it-one-word-right? Cosmic brownie cum from mares ponuts cheese dick is canerous but venomous friendship bullets cures aids gonorrhea and kitchens crabs with taste in hope shit music hugs butts snowpity and massive bane for you love donkey kong.
>I'm glad to see she is taking this matter seriously
>I should probably alert other world leaders
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>>43428993
>*ahem* Dear King Thorax...
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>Dear Princess Celestia,
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MY
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>>43428996
>>43428995
Which one we going for lads?
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Dick
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>>43428997
It's started, leave it up to OP to decide I guess.
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>>43428998
Thorax isn't canon but Celestia is, so...
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Wants
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Hurts
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>>43429002
I guess it's decided, this is a letter to Celestia.
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>Huh? That's odd, a letter from Twilight
>She knows I'm retired, must be important
>Dear Princess Celestia, my dick wants hurts...
>That's an odd thing to tell me
>I wasn't aware she even had one of those
>I certainly hope this isn't a request!
>Luna, can you respond to this for me?
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>>43429056
> Very well sister, Dear Twilight Sparkle...
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You
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Can
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Eat
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Oats
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Out
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Of
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My
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Special
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Thicc
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Box
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But
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Be
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>>43428794
End.
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Advised
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Crabs
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Infest
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Inside
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Includes
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My
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marehood
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Take
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The
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Triforce
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Of
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Faggotry
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To
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Protect
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Fillies
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While
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From
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Home
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Also
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...Nevermind.
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Just
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Cum
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To
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Jumbo
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Don
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Plus
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Griffons
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Stole
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My
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Virginity
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Please
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Leave
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Ponyville
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And
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Let
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Us
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Fuck
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Hard
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All
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Griffons
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Are
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Sexy
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Fuckers
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not
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Like
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Changelings
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Gross
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Exterminate
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Bugs
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Remember
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Vietnam
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Won
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Don't
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Trust
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Spike
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He
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Is
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Dead
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From
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OPALINELOL
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Pony
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Aids
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>Ooh, a letter from Princess Luna!
>Let's see what she has to say
>Dear Twilight Sparkle, you can eat oats out of my special thicc box but be advised crabs infest inside includes my marehood take the triforce of faggotry to protect fillies while from home also...Nevermind. Just cum to Jumbo Don plus griffons stole my virginity please leave ponyville and let us fuck hard all griffons are sexy fuckers not like changelings gross exterminate bugs remember vietnam won don't trust spike he is dead from opalinelol pony aids
>Interesting, who should I message about this?
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>Dear King Thorax...
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Suck
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My
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Hairy
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Huge
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Chode
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maregasming
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At
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Freddy's
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Cock
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And
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Fuck
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You
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Palace
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CONDUCTOR
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Six
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Five
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Four
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Three
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Three
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Too
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Wun
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Thunderbirds
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Are
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Raging
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> A letter from Twilight?
>Never had a letter before, I wonder what it says?
>Dear King Thorax, suck my hairy huge chode maregasming at freddy's cock and fuck you palace conductor six five four three too wun thunderbirds are raging
>This sounds... bad, should I reply or send a message to Ember?
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>>43429315
>Creaturequestria
/thread
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>Dear Ember
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Love
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You
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Bitch
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Now
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Eat
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My
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Kill creatures. Behead creatures. Applebuck a creature into the pavement. Slam dunk a creature baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy stripes. Defecate in a yak´s food. Launch gryphons onto the moon. Stir fry niriks in a wok. Toss creatures into active volcanoes. Urinate into a zigger´s potion brewing pot. Fallen-Ceasar throw creatures into a wood chipper. Twist buffalos´ heads off. Report gryphons to the Royal Tax Service. Death-bunny chop ziggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant striped ziggers. Trap niriks in quicksand. Crush yaks in the trash compactor. Liquefy gryphons in a vat of acid. Eat changelings. Dissect changelins. Exterminate creatures in the gas chamber. Stomp dragon skulls with steel horseshoes. Cremate buffalo in the oven. Lobotomize skittlebugs. Mandatory abortions for gryphons. Grind skittlebug fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ziggers in fried watermelon hayburger grease. Vaporize creatures with disintegration spells. Kick old creatures down the stairs. Feed creatures to alligators. Slice creatures with a katana.
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>>43429346
You broke the flow bug bitch
Now eat my greasy turds
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>>43429352
huh... that´s weird. where´s your flag?
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"Dear Ember love you bitch now eat my..."

Is that where we leaving it before the thread dies?
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>>43429352
Is this the fabled glimmy fartfag of the k00l PTS?
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This thread.
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>>43429344
Shorts
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> A letter? Ugh, I hate interaction.
>It's from Thorax... fine, I'll read it I guess.
>Dear Ember, love you bitch now eat my shorts"
>...
>...
>...
>That's... actually kinda hot... fuck, what should I say back? I don't know how sexy talk works!
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Hey gang, we derailed this thread way too much. Let's get back on track and give Twilight the best letter ever.
I'll start:
>Dear, Twilight Sparkle
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Fuck
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You
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Five
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Nights
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At
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Rarity's
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Sex
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Dungeon
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Was
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Ovulating
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>Goodness, plenty of letters today!
>Dear, Twilight Sparkle fuck you five nights at Rarity's sex dungeon was ovulating
>Huh, so it's not just royalty I should talk to
>I'll write a letter to one of the girls
>Who do I write to first though?
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>>43429483
Dear Rainbow Dash,
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>>43429485
IWTCIRD
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Skittles
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Taste
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Like
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Poop
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From
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Your
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Cervix
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Delicious
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Rancid
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shitpickle
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Fuckwad
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Niggers
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tongue



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