> Alright, I haven't had to do this for a long time>But Celestia and Luna are retired, so this is the only choice>Spike, take a letter!> *ahem* Dear Princess Cadance...
>The
Penis
>>43428797Is
Inflamed
>>43428808Shining
Armor
>>43428816Wont
>>43428828Die
Inside
>>43428834Rainbow
sexy
Cock
Aids
winking
nigger
SNEED
>Oh, a letter from Twilight!>Let's see what it says...>Dear Princess Cadance, the penis is inflamed shining armor wont die inside rainbow sexy cock aids winking nigger sneed...>I'm not sure what she's trying to convey here...>Though I'm sure this is a cry for help nonetheless, how should I respond?
>>43428878>*Ahem* dear Twilight...
Gay
Niggers
Are
Zebras
On
Ice
Cream
Shakes
Cities
Prolapsing
Anus
Worms
Crying
Buttocks
Plap
Goku
zigger-nirik
Brap
DDelicious
KROMER
You-know-putting-a-hypen-between-words-makes-it-one-word-right?
Cosmic
Brownie
Cum
From
Mares
Ponuts
Cheese
Dick
Is
Canerous
But
Venomous
Friendship
Bullets
Cures
Gonorrhea
And
Kitchens
Crabs
With
Taste
In
Hope
Shit
Music
Hugs
Butts
Snowpity
MASSIVE
Bane
For
You
Love
Donkey
Kong
> Ah! A response!>Let's see here...> Dear Twilight, gay niggers are zebras on ice cream shakes cities prolapsing anus worms crying buttocks plap goku zigger-nirik brap ddelicious kromer you-know-putting-a-hyphen-between-words-makes-it-one-word-right? Cosmic brownie cum from mares ponuts cheese dick is canerous but venomous friendship bullets cures aids gonorrhea and kitchens crabs with taste in hope shit music hugs butts snowpity and massive bane for you love donkey kong.>I'm glad to see she is taking this matter seriously>I should probably alert other world leaders
>>43428993>*ahem* Dear King Thorax...
>Dear Princess Celestia,
MY
>>43428996>>43428995Which one we going for lads?
>>43428997It's started, leave it up to OP to decide I guess.
>>43428998Thorax isn't canon but Celestia is, so...
Wants
Hurts
>>43429002I guess it's decided, this is a letter to Celestia.
>Huh? That's odd, a letter from Twilight>She knows I'm retired, must be important>Dear Princess Celestia, my dick wants hurts...>That's an odd thing to tell me>I wasn't aware she even had one of those>I certainly hope this isn't a request!>Luna, can you respond to this for me?
>>43429056> Very well sister, Dear Twilight Sparkle...
Can
Eat
Oats
Out
Of
My
Special
Thicc
Box
Be
>>43428794End.
Advised
Infest
Includes
marehood
Take
The
Triforce
Faggotry
To
Protect
Fillies
While
Home
Also
...Nevermind.
Just
Jumbo
Don
Plus
Griffons
Stole
Virginity
Please
Leave
Ponyville
Let
Us
Fuck
Hard
All
Sexy
Fuckers
not
Like
Changelings
Gross
Exterminate
Bugs
Remember
Vietnam
Won
Don't
Trust
Spike
He
Dead
OPALINELOL
Pony
>Ooh, a letter from Princess Luna!>Let's see what she has to say>Dear Twilight Sparkle, you can eat oats out of my special thicc box but be advised crabs infest inside includes my marehood take the triforce of faggotry to protect fillies while from home also...Nevermind. Just cum to Jumbo Don plus griffons stole my virginity please leave ponyville and let us fuck hard all griffons are sexy fuckers not like changelings gross exterminate bugs remember vietnam won don't trust spike he is dead from opalinelol pony aids>Interesting, who should I message about this?
>Dear King Thorax...
Suck
Hairy
Huge
Chode
maregasming
At
Freddy's
Palace
CONDUCTOR
Six
Five
Four
Three
Too
Wun
Thunderbirds
Raging
> A letter from Twilight?>Never had a letter before, I wonder what it says?>Dear King Thorax, suck my hairy huge chode maregasming at freddy's cock and fuck you palace conductor six five four three too wun thunderbirds are raging>This sounds... bad, should I reply or send a message to Ember?
>>43429315>Creaturequestria/thread
>Dear Ember
Bitch
Now
Kill creatures. Behead creatures. Applebuck a creature into the pavement. Slam dunk a creature baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy stripes. Defecate in a yak´s food. Launch gryphons onto the moon. Stir fry niriks in a wok. Toss creatures into active volcanoes. Urinate into a zigger´s potion brewing pot. Fallen-Ceasar throw creatures into a wood chipper. Twist buffalos´ heads off. Report gryphons to the Royal Tax Service. Death-bunny chop ziggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant striped ziggers. Trap niriks in quicksand. Crush yaks in the trash compactor. Liquefy gryphons in a vat of acid. Eat changelings. Dissect changelins. Exterminate creatures in the gas chamber. Stomp dragon skulls with steel horseshoes. Cremate buffalo in the oven. Lobotomize skittlebugs. Mandatory abortions for gryphons. Grind skittlebug fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ziggers in fried watermelon hayburger grease. Vaporize creatures with disintegration spells. Kick old creatures down the stairs. Feed creatures to alligators. Slice creatures with a katana.
>>43429346You broke the flow bug bitchNow eat my greasy turds
>>43429352huh... that´s weird. where´s your flag?
"Dear Ember love you bitch now eat my..."Is that where we leaving it before the thread dies?
>>43429352Is this the fabled glimmy fartfag of the k00l PTS?
This thread.
>>43429344Shorts
> A letter? Ugh, I hate interaction.>It's from Thorax... fine, I'll read it I guess.>Dear Ember, love you bitch now eat my shorts">...>...>...>That's... actually kinda hot... fuck, what should I say back? I don't know how sexy talk works!
Hey gang, we derailed this thread way too much. Let's get back on track and give Twilight the best letter ever.I'll start:>Dear, Twilight Sparkle
Nights
Rarity's
Sex
Dungeon
Was
Ovulating
>Goodness, plenty of letters today!>Dear, Twilight Sparkle fuck you five nights at Rarity's sex dungeon was ovulating>Huh, so it's not just royalty I should talk to>I'll write a letter to one of the girls>Who do I write to first though?
>>43429483Dear Rainbow Dash,
>>43429485IWTCIRD
Skittles
Poop
Your
Cervix
Delicious
Rancid
shitpickle
Fuckwad
tongue