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What would Equestria look like under her rule?
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>>43430540
I guess we'll never know.
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>>43430540
Harrison Bergeron but with ponies
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>>43430540
Another thousand years of peace and prosperity.
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>>43430556
Just looked up what this is and damn
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>>43430540
Honestly Starlight is waaay better suited to ruling Equestria than fucking Twilight's autistic ass. Starlight is politically savvy and charismatic and actually knows how to run things. Twilight is more suited to a supporting role like Starswirl, a researcher and teacher in the pursuit of knowledge.
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>>43430540
Freedom
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>>43430540
bad
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Brainwashed Princesses.
Hot.[/spoiler
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>>43430540
Mandatory daily mare farts for anon.
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Glimmy did nothing wrong.
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>>43431146
>every cutie mark in Equestria collected, everypony a part of the collective
>true peace and harmony is achieved
>one task left and my job will finally be complete
>Starlight removes her own cutie mark
>but her spell fizzles out snapping her mark back to her flank
>more than that all the magic she ever casted was cancelled
>the entire world suddenly gets their abilities back
>immediately chaos erupts and Windigoes start forming over the sky
>D'oh!
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>>43431146
Luna looks bald
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I don't know what it would look like, but I do know what it would smell like
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>>43430540
She wouldn't even rule, she would just fuck constantly and delegate all of her responsibilities to the "totally equal to everypony else" members of her court. The only other thing she'd do besides fucking is torturing Twilight.
>>43431146
It's hotter if she only allows herself and Candyass to keep their cutie marks so that she can keep Candyass as a really good sex slave.
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>>43432113
go on...
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>>43430586
I've always said this. Starlight is Twilight's senior in all things except autism.
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>>43430540
She’d rule over ashes
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>>43432242
Delegating responsibilities is important, a leader whether in business or politics must have a competent administration behind them because there's only so much one pony can do. It was even one of Twilight's lessons in s9 iirc.

>>43432835
She'd beat Daybreaker before she destroys the world.
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>>43430540
Soviet Union under papa Stalin.
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>>43430540
An imperialist global hegemonic superpower.
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>>43430586
>actually knows how to run things
Now let's take a look at the town she was runni-
Oh...
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>>43433402
>successfully developed a quaint self-sufficient town in the middle of nowhere from scratch with limited resources and manpower.
I'm impressed.
>all while working with nerfed ponies that can only ever produce sub-standard labor
Doubly impressed.

Nice clean streets and homes, no hunger, no homelessness, no crime, everypony was taken care of and more or less happy. A high trust society built on order. Honestly it's still better than most places on Earth despite the flaws.

Starlight's old politics aside, she did know how to run things and everything that goes into city and governmental management. She seamlessly advised Luna in her princess duties because those were responsibilities Starlight was already well familiar with.
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>>43433402
>>43433537
I want Starequal Glimmer to rape the shit out of me
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>>43433537
>Everyone was happy
Uh huh
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>>43430586
>>43433537
A couple neat details subtly highlighting her experience is that Glimmy knew proper high society table etiquette and origami, esoteric things that Twilight stressed over learning.
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>>43433540
Starequal Glimmer would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent
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>>43434456
This.
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>>43434456
>Starlight
>Innocent
Sweet, maybe...
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>>43430540
Hitlerian hellscape where all the non-ponies are raped to death, everypony is "equal" in the sense of their lives all equally being shit.

She is god emperor, and pretends she isn't. There is a gestapo who disappears the last remaining non-ponies, or anyone that's part zebra. They also disappear anypony who even thinks about rebelling.
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>>43430540
Constant political assassinations using her own backside gas dispenser
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>>43434470
>steal a marker
>write ">> rebelling <<" across the street from the gestapo headquarters
>gestapo ponies think of this word and dutifully disappear themselves
>win
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My wife is so fucking hot when she's pushing her agenda.
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The last moments all resistance fighters hear is the bubbling, squelchy sounds of a wet fart erupting out of Starlight Glimmer's ponut. The last thing they see is Starlight Glimmer's wide sweaty flanks filling their vision with her tail pushed aside, her ponut gaped open as a deluge of rotten gas pours out of it in a visible yellowish-brown plume. The last thing they smell is what one would imagine a pile of corpses thrown into a sulfur pit and left to cook in the sun to smell like: Death. One breath is all it takes for the stench to stop your heart, fry your lungs, and shut down your brain. If you try to hold your breath it won't help you, as the stench is so vile that it will eat away at your flesh as if you has been dipped in hydrochloric acid.
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>>43430540
As Changeling Queen she did what Chryssy couldn't and no one suspects a thing.
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My vote goes to Glimmy!
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>>43431580
Your mom does, too.



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