>ctrl f>no stallion threadpost stallions faggots
Gay kissing
>>43443722I want to cum inside Shining Armor!
Edgy stallions = the best
>>43443722The stallions kept it up for two months, and you still won't give them a break?
>>43443797I'm nowhere near satisfied yet.
>>43443739Who doesn't?
HORSECOCK
>>43443732I wann kiss shiny
>>43445140I want to kiss Shiny, give him a hornjob, and glaze his ponut
>>43443746What the fuck is this freak?
Where are all the stallion lovers today?
>>43446104
>>43446298Well, wake up
>>43446543Alright then.
>>43443722Shame this artist did one pretty good set then disappeared
>>43445140Kiss shiny's hiny >>43447036
>>43447036>look up on booru>rule 63I'm sad now...
>>43443722>whore makeupeugh
So who are everyone's husbands in this thread? Mine is Thorax I just can't get enough of this fagbug. I wish I could wake up next to him every morning...
>>43447234I prefer my fagbug the classic way
>>43447282That's fair. I prefer the original designs of the changelings to the newer ones overall. But Thorax is cute no matter which form he's in.
>>43446601Tamers Soarin
>>43447181Just imagine a floppy wiener, don't get cucked by tags.
>>43447234Imagine his cock
>>43443746Source?
>>43447282>picSource?
>>43448823Kek!
>>43447234>>43447282>>43447296Do you think there are metamorphosed changelings that still feed on love?
>>43448813https://ponerpics.org/images/1229985
>>43443722>scrolling through the catalog>see that OP image>holy fucking UNFWhy do you faggots have to try and corrupt me, I don't even want to screw a stallion.
>>43448823The irony is that Cadance loves this
>>43447234love this little (rather large) guy>>43449234love is probably like a dessert for the reformed changelings
>>43449266Nice cock.
>>43450162Do you think other changelings can do that mind control thing that Chrysalis did to Shining Armor?
>>43449319The first step towards faggotry is accepting that fooling Stallions isn't faggotry.
>>43450677If the stallions in question are cute, submissive, twinky fuckers like that OP image then I'm happy to assfuck him while everyone calls me a faggot
>>43450335They turned him into a marketable plushy
>>43451031Can I cum in him?
>>43452154Cute nerds.
>>43443746Is this even a pony?
>>43452886Yes.
>>43452907Do you happen to have a source or anything? The previous posts were all ignored.
>>43452919I've been trying to look since I asked myself, but no luck. My Reserve Search Fu sucks.
>>43448374>>43452919SweetJulienOnly the best moody stallions (and mares)
>>43453120Nice.
>>43453120>Russian artistAh, that kind of explains the nice quality well.
>>43443746Would if it weren't for that terrible face metal.This shit is disgusting.
>>43453872How rude of Soarin'
>>43447181I'll make sure to do a femboy shining just for you at some point.
>>43450669I was thinking about that hypnosis post in the last thread and had an idea about a changling mind controlling that femboy pone in order to satisfy his own love craving.
This completely regular stallion is so cute! I wonder if he'd go on a date with me?
>>43443722has shining armor always been such a faggot
>>43455838What being mindraped by Chrysalis does to a stallion.
>>43455838>ywn listen to emo shiny's poetry
Do you like stallion ponuts?
>>43457101Yes.
>>43454620cute concept and pose (despite the shitty oc on the right)
>>43457739UNF THAT ASS!
>>43458449Lol, here's the piece I saw the posing from.
I want to touch a stallion's hooves
>>43457739butt!
>>43455573oh cool it's spike's long-distance boyfriend from that one episode.
>>43458992>>43459336Shout out to gay pony artists that aren't drawing horrifying graphic porn. You guys are the real winners
Stallion smell
>>43459871I want to lick clean a stallion's hooves
>>43447234me too man
I want big mac to plop his fat ass down on my face and let out a huge, loud, earth-shaking apple fart
>>43462776I don't think I'd like that very much... It sounds kinda gross...
>>43450727that's the spirit!
>>43463336I look like this
>>43463124I'll admit, Im not really a fan of having this fetish either, but these are ponies in equestria, so the braps can smell as pungent or nice smelling as you want (and personally I prefer the latter)
>>43463336Would molest him
>>43463341You're green? I'm not sure if humans are supposed to be green. You might be in trouble.
Stallion ass
>>43465511I recognize this image - germany x italy hetalia ponified hell yes
>>43463585
I want to smell a stallion
>>43466549Go to your local farm.
This stallion is dissatisfied with your performance.
>Be Anon>Be changing in the wonderbolt's locker room after a workout session>Twilight teleports in.>"This is for you and Rainbow Dash pranking me!">She casts a want it, need it spell on your butthole and steals all of your clothes before disappearing>The entire wonderbolt team is due to arrive any secondHow do you plan to survive the next 72 hours?
>>43467372I'm so sorry.I spent so much of it on the very first handsome guard I could get my hands on that there wasn't a lot left over for his two friends, when the dashing lad finally told me it's apparently customary to also treat the rest of the watch patrol.
>>43467697This is really easy actually since Want It, Need It only activates when a pony can see the object the spell was cast on. All I'd have to do to avoid the activation would be to clench my butt and waddle out of there until I can find something to cover it up with.The real question is why would I ever want to avoid it?
>>43467895And the "it" I am speaking of is tasty pastries, of course.I had to run out and get an emergency cake to make it up to them.A benevolent bribe of sweet treats can work wonders for bringing smiles back to sour stallion faces.
What percentage of the Royal Guards is gay? Is it a requirement to join in the first place?
>>43468633What are they, the Sacred Band of Thebes?
>>434686330% because ponies are all straight
>>43468633absolute chonker
>>43468633Nice ass
>>43468849Yes, Cadance is straight, that is why she enjoys watching the guards have gay sex.
>when you forget you are gay
>>43466549They all smell bad
Tongue and stallion ponut.Name a better pair.
>>43472182tongue and stallion medial ring
>>43473002fr how i'd be moving if the jews weren't holding me back
why does eyeliner look so good on shiny? i'm not even into stallions, normally.Maybe I just like seeing worst princess be continually cucked by bug queen.
stallions smell bad
>>43473599You smell bad
>>43468633I never realised all the guards had tail wraps like that. All of their stuff is just exposed out there for everypony to see... unf
yoink
fag
>>43474355Tail wraps are peak, I love that the guards wear them by default.
>>43475181But they are colts here, I need them as stallions...
>>43475611
I know it's mare fair but I wish there were more stallions..
>>43476095Use your horn idiot.
>>43476099You know damn well he didn't use his magic on purpose.
>>43476099For ponies getting put in prison, they probably use that unicorn-disabling thing they had in that one episode.
Is your husbando tight or loose?
>>43443722why is it vol 4? there's been a zillion stallion threads before this one>>43478781>soarinI feel like he's a pretty versatile switch, not afraid to bottom or to top, so he's still got a good amount if grip on him, unlike a certain yellow earth pony.the muscle exercises from working out with the wonderbolts also help a ton (yes kegels are part of his daily routine).
>just because my daughter rejected you doesn't mean you won't get lucky
>>43447036SEXOOOOOO
>>43447036to the anon who made the stickers of this at mare fair, I am eternally grateful>>43454822nta but will keep my eyes peeled too
>>43479536unf, if I were startracker I would immidiately ditch twilight pig for a hot dilf
>>43479441I made the vol 2 as a continuation of the latest stallion thread before vol 2https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43072503/
>>43480707is this 2 on 1 or 1 on 2?
>>43450335Need a forward facing view of Shiny's face.
>>43457101I like to sniff 'em, lap 'em, fuck 'em, and suck 'em.
>>43463124Donut Joe is the type of stallion to stream himself taking oversized dildos with a facemask on after a long day of dealing with mares complaining about the doughnuts being too fatty for their diet.
>>43474630best ship
>>43479536It's a "taking your crush to prom but you get turned on by her Dad brandishing a shotgun" kind of situation.
>>43482060Rest in peace.
>>43482668I thought sheaths were ok to postIts over, no cute stallions to hug or fugg
>>43483044the tip was visible though, probably went too far unfortunately
>>43483058I'm completely blind. His fat fucking nuts are visible too, that might be a bigger issue.
>>43481093>is this 2 on 1 or 1 on 2?Yes
Wake up, faggots.
>>43482357would instasub to watch that fat cock flop around
>>43483903Hi
>>43483903But I have to go to sleep..
I love stallions!
>>43485264
Would Sombra be a NEET?
I don't like how there's no reliable tag on the boorus for regular or nameless changeling drones.
>>43485935zigga dats gay
>>43485267Get this gross roach away from me.
>>43485267hug the buuug
I wonder if watching the Alien series back when I was single digit age has something to do with my love for bug.
>>43485277No, but if he wasn't going for all that empire stuff I feel like he would have a NEET look
>>43485410changeling, -changedling, -queen chrysalis, -thorax, -pharynx, -oc:*maybe throw in -kevin too if you're a sick freak
>>43485277He's a emperor so he'd be conquering land and booty.
>>43447234he's so adorable he can feed upon everything i have i need him i need him i need him
Stallions in eyeliner…what other fagslop fashion do (you) like?I like long hoodies and shirts and long hair.
>>43487550
>>43487803nta but woofor do ponies say things like "neigh"? or do they snort when they see somepony they like?
>>43488024horses nicker (it's like a purr) at horses they're fond oft. armchair horse expert
>>43488109what are your qualifications, mr horse expert?
>>43488114autistic horse hyperfixation and over 9000 hours of horse shelter heros
>>43488131I concede, well playeda nicker I shall desire then, until he's on top of me and then he'll be snorting with exertion
Wake up
>>43487550I love crop tops honestly, just unfortunate they dont really translate well to ponies usually unless theyre kinda semi-anthro
pre-flight stallion bump>>43488822troo, I think ponies look better in baggy hoodies though, that and socks/skirts/panties.
>>43489014I'll agree on the socks and panties, but so often the skirts are fucking tacky and look like theyre for a 10-year-old girl. they need some style to look good, more femboys need to talk to girls to get tips imo
>>43489654Wew, stallion.Also>talk to girls>w*menNo thank you! I’d rather ask Rarity instead or Elusive...
bumping again for my final home flight.
>>43487550I like those crop top hoodies and (ideally black) striped socks man I wish I was cute enough to look good in that stuff IRL
>>43476095they had an awesome Sunburst ass mousepad and several stallion dakis in the AD vendor hall. Bought immediately
>>43487550>crop top>slutty leather jacket>ball sinchingly skinny torn jeanspicrelhonorable mention to zip up hoodie and tank top with a dixie knot
>>43490853>tank top with a Dixie knotI never knew the knot was called that, but your image is very based.Anyway, I’ve seen plenty of muscular and athletic stallions and DILFs, but are there any cute slim/skinny ones that you guys have?
pre sleep bump
>>43489654>>43488822>>43490853What is it with fags putting girl stuff on stallions. It makes zero aesthetic sense, I thought you like masculinity.
Since these are probably going to be reoccurring threads should we establish a former general or would that invite too much cancerous autism?
>>43491806That is a good question.I dunno, something activates my brain when I see ponies in socks and hoodies, probably because of how comfortable they are and how comfy it’d be to snuggle them
>>43473504hes a straight femboydangerous combo
>>43490710he is so hot I wish he got more screen time
>>43492496that looks like a mare
>>43492677He looks flaming
>>43491823you mean ignoring the dozens or even hundreds of previous Colt Cuddler General, Homo Horse Hangout, or other /stallion/ threads?I will admit it'd be kind of nice to have a thread OP like a lot of the other generals, if nothing else than to point to greentexts, artists, videos, etc like that. would also feel kinda weird to "serialize" it or whatever, but I'm down for whatever anyone else wants.
>>43491806Fags like men girl clothes are sexy to menRe answer is gay fashion is just masculine with a lil spice on it. show some midriff, throw some eyeshadow on, have fun with it!
>>43491806>I thought you like masculinity.No, I just like horsecock. Feminine stallions and futa mares are the best.
Stallions are stallions so why should it be?
>>43493525>spoilerYou probably whack it to BlackJr animations. Shame.
Crotchboobs are better than balls because she won’t be trying to fill your ass with mareseed.
>>43493655Skill issue
>>43493655But she can still fill you ass with a maremilk enema. You lose either way.
>>43487550Eyeliner for cuteness or setting them up on a serious date, but adding lipstick, blush and hoof polish can have some charm to it, especially in the right setting. I also like one and two-piece swimsuits, leotards, those Japanese gym bloomers, panties and lingerie, flare skirts, maid outfits, evening wear, etc.. It's fun to make a stallion look girly, and even more fun if it leads them to something with another stallion.
>>43487550Not really fagslop but I love stallions in semi-formal to formal attire, especially if they've got a good looking tie on. Big fan of how the show does that thing where a stallion just has a collar on with a tie attached.
There's something hot about stallions just fagmaxxing to me, whether it's by their choice or not
>>43493655Horse semen is incredibly expensive. You could be so rich.
how do I make my horsebando real
>>43493593Nope. Luv me t72b, luv me quotepony, luv me yoditax, 'ate sfm.
>>43493989interesting inputI agree with the last bit>>43494015formal/semi formal does look nice, usually means the stallion is wearing perfume or cologne of some type (which means they smell good and are good for cuddles).
>>43495079based all the way down although I must admit I do like some sfm stuff, like hooves-art, pixel-perry, indigosfmworks, erostud, etc. guess it's a guilty pleasure of mine. blackjr and realvinyl are usually just bad though, and blender/any other 3d program is usually beating sfm out
>>43495101I'm sorry to tell you this Anon but you have bad taste in clop. The world may never recover from this unfortunately...
>>43446638could I get a source? I did a (biref) sweep on 36 and derpi and I couldn't find anything
>>43495142just do id:3639867 on derpi dude it's literally in the OP filename and this artist only has these 4 pictures.
some drawfag please ponify Dean and Sal aboard a freight train as cute stallions
>>43495083I'll admit, I find the cartoon scenario of a guy falling in love with a guy in drag kind of hot(makes me wish they did more with that time Big Mac dressed up). Though, what's also fun is when the "drag star" has to break the act to the guy, only for the guy to act all nonchalant about it while still harboring feeling for the girl that never was. Here's a funny idea.>Stallion in drag attracts another stallion.>Regular stallion flirts with the drag stallion.>The two start dating.>After a while, the regular stallion wants to take their relationship forward.>Before anything serious can happen, the drag stallion reveals themselves.>Regular stallion, in shock, tries to laugh it off and even teases him over it.>They leave.>Next day(or maybe a few days later), the regular stallion visits the home of the drag stallion.>Regular stallion presents the drag stallion with some sexy mare clothes(skirt, panties, lingerie, etc.) and asked him to try them on.>They go to the bedroom and the drag stallion tries them on.>Regular stallion then applies some makeup to the drag stallion's face.>Suddenly, all the stallion can see is the mare, again.>Stallion throws the "mare" onto the bed and proceeds to destroy "her" ass with no regard for what he already knew about "her".
>>43495118it's all good, I know objectively it might not be the best stuff in the world, but I dont really care. if I dig it, then that's all that matters
>>43495414Drag is viscerally disgusting, and its a shame that it's people's fetish.I absolutely abhor any queer/flaming faggot shit, its ruined most faggots just by mere association, a stallion in a skirt does not = drag. I think the worst part is that Drag is meant to look like a clown, be a mockery of beauty, and that always bothers me, since clowns at-least can confide in looking ridiculous, meanwhile someone in drag is not doing it ironically. anyway tasteful makeup in picrel.
I would bang mall goth Sombra in a photo booth
stallion makeup
>>43495669Well, in this case, I'm just using "drag" as a general term for crossdressing as it's easier to say. I do get what you're saying with legit drag looking awful, though. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a drag queen and just thought they looked like aliens instead of girls. It's terrifying.
>>43495923Crossdressing would be the better term, yeah. Happy you share the sentiment though, most people who're into ((drag)) tend to be insane or delusional.
stallions dressed up
>>43496383get a load of this faggot!
>>43496385
>>43495142https://x.com/HSnout_nsfw/status/1944125066335187043?s=20
>>43496579dats kinda gay zigga
>>43496579>tfw can't see shit anymore because nitter is deadfuck this gayass timeline
>>43496771https://twibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Ahotsnout
>>43496786ah, thanks man. didn't even read the context either, so that's my bad
>>43496374He looks sharp
>>43498119What about DILFussy?
>>43498180Maybe, it depends on the mood. But I'll go for some good stussy any day of the week and any hour of the day.
>>43496442FUCKING UMF. DILFcock emergency
>"Wait, how did you know that we are fags?"
If mares can have cocks, can stallions have pussy?
>>43498765The stussy is a rare and unresearched field
happy sunburst sunday
>>43498781Sunburst is on the leading edge of stussy research
>>43498831i hope he researches my stussy
>>43496383me, for realzies
Bumpa
>>43500148>me in the back the singular guy in the crowd whooping and hollering
>>43500152Ikr, missing oppertunity to have one anon woth a massive grin on his face
>>43500148I love the anon looking down at the bottle. kek
>>43500148Who is that seman deom?
>>43500741Fair Flyer (male)
>>43500749I fucking love it
stussy complete
>>43500749So do they keep their same voices, or do they continue the joke and get female voices like in RDP?
>>43501280unfwhere's the full version though??
>>43501331https://derpibooru.org/images/3890245https://derpibooru.org/images/3890254
>>43501448you better return that stallion's balls or tonight you....
>>43501479cute stallion with a juicy stussy begging to be fucked is rather tempting, though…
>>43501501so are all stussies just hvop, or are there actual horsepussy ones?
>>43501503the real beauty is it can be anything you want really. More for other stallions to fill
>>43501448That's a mare
Why you would take away the fun bits of a stallion is beyond me. It's dangerously straight.
>>43502183fucking a femboy is more straight than fucking a real man with a pussy desu
>>43502089…or is it??
>>43502387Buggo must really be desperate for dick
>>43502387if a female changeling disguises themselves as a pony stallion, does it count as gay? or straight?then a disguised changeling as a stallion with a stussy/as a cuntboy really starts pushing the mental gymnastics into acrobatics territory
>>43502964straight
>>43502964Gay is whatever makes my dick hard faggot
Gay stallions.
>>43504006yes please
>>43504006happy stallions!
>>43504006Straight stallions are hotter
>>43504578look, if he doesn't want to put his penis in me,then that automatically knocks him down a few pegs
>>43501280that looks nothing like a pony it looks like generic furshit dog with wings and makes me ashamed to also like stallions because I know a lot of the other fags are like (you) as well
>>43501448the full thing is even worse you even gave it hvop fucking kill yourself
>>43495753Sex with Nurse Highfever!
>>43503362Girls make my dick hard, does that mean I'm gay???
>>43504957Yes, because that's not a pony
>>43505540but what if it was
>>43505584Little less gay
>>43490710I would challenge anyone to actually make quality Igneous m/m green. It seems like a genuinely impossible task, especially if he stays in-character.
>>43506761I'll look into it anon, I'll see how i feel about it tomorrow
>stallions on 10Fags asleep on the job again.
>>43443722>post stallions>heavily feminizedare you sure you want what you say you want?
>>43496442God he's hot with glasses
>>43507534Femcolts with massive cocks are based though?Though you are right in questioning why it isn’t marecock instead.>>43507505Were all tired please be patient
>>43507736Fuuuuck he's so dreamy.
>>43507807Would mount
>>43506761Alrighty let's give this DILF a whirl>On this day i had a peculiar encounter with a young stallion >To preface, i took the family out to ponyville at my daughter, Pinkie's request.>Was a fine party, plenty of cider and cake to be had and i could see from the smiles on my daughter's faces that the long journey to ponyville was well worth the time>This leads me to the matter of discussion>While many enjoyed the free flowing cider, some enjoyed with irresponsible enthusiasm >A young stallion approached me cider in hand and the foam bubbling off his lips>His breath yeilded not but for the smell of the fermented beverage >As i sought to distance myself from the drunkard, a curious look came across his face>A pleasant smile, eyes softening, a bite to his lower lip, a bizarre expression>I turned away in disgust only to be drawn back in by the stallion's firm hoof pulling us together, nose to nose>The expression in the stallion's eyes became clear; this was no mere drunken revelry, these were the eyes of passion>I dare not lie and conceal my true feelings from this page, i was frozen in wonder>Though his hot breath against my lips made me quiver with energy i had scarcely felt in any other time of my life>His lips whispered their sweet cider soaked words that echo in my mind and keep me from peace>I dare not commit these words to page, should i feed the all consuming temptations that i have wrestled with since that night>The words whispered to a part of me that i thought long since dormant, the shame I'd bring to myself and my family should i have given in>The young stallion pulled my tie, insisted i shouldn't work alone>In my shame, i admit, i confessed to the stallion i did not like to work alone>As our noses pressed harder together and i can feel his panting on my lips, the solid rock foundation i had carefully crafted rock by rock slipped out from under my hooves>Forgive me, my dearest wife, for i longed for nothing more than to rut that stallion where he stood>Thank Celestia as, in what can only fairly be described as divine intervention, my wonderful daughter had seen the affair and took it upon herself to beat the rogue stallion into submission and drag him away>Regretfully, that was not the end of my saga>Those words the lustful young stallion said resonated deep inside me>Nopony has ever complimented me like that>As i prepare for another somber evening with my dearest wife, i shamefully long for that fine drunkard stallion as he is the one that makes my loins ache with desire>Forever dutiful, Igneous Rock Pie
>>43508469Excellent! But...>loins ache with desireI can't let you get away with this cliché. You're going to writers jail.
>>43508646nta but>his balsl quivered with a fervent needyou are welcome
>>43508646I thought for sure I'd go to jail for saying he had cider in hand, fine you got me sexy guard stallion
>>43508646Counterpoint: what would you have him say, we're dealing with rock Amish here, he wouldn't exactly be going into detail about about his drippy cock and blue balls
>>43508469>cider in hand
>>43508836hey, give him a pass, he wrote about our sexy Igneous.
>>43508882Really?
>>43508836Unforgivable!
Stalliion plot
>>43510172Me in the middle.
>>43508469>>43508836you also spelled yield wrong.
>>43508469I love it.
>>43508469i love him
>>43510172UNF a lot of dilf
We love big stallions.
anti sharty slide bump
bumpget
>>43512528You're a big guy.
>>43513625For you
>>43443722I want to swallow femboy Shining's load
>>43443746>furrybaitUhm, no.
>>43463341Hooves or gtfo
Hmm....
>>43514318that is a tummy needs rubbing
>>43514318never before have I seen a bat with a body so well built for cuddling
I doodled a prettyboy stallion.In a very basic pose.
Some Soarburn for the soul.
>>43514797Wow, eyes go a long way on a pone. He looks like a normal stallion in every way except those eyes, which make him look like a total fag. Eyebrow grooming, mascara wearing, almond-eye-having-ass homo. Nice drawing.
>>43514797sheesh he looks wonderful, the mane and the tail are glorious and I could stare into those eyes for hours. body feels nice and solid too, not just a couple of lines that looks like it could be one.
>>43513794lol fattie
>>43515578I don't get it, is this supposed to a bad thing?
>>43515261>>43515509Thank you kindly.I felt like having him pretty his eyes up a bit more than most stallions usually do because I was remembering the Somnambulan eyeliner stallies in "Daring Done".
>>43443722I wanna make out with faggy Shining
>>43514797Exceptionally cute horse boy
sometimes I wonder"what kind of people judge you?"it's refreshing
>>43515716Yeah, fat people are gross.
Imagine how much less of a miserable fuckup you would be if you had a strong, patient stallion as your father
I want to BAD WORD a stallion
Stalions..............
STALLIONS!
STALLIONS! #2
>>43517692>Butterscotch, im going to have to ram my cock up your ponut, for science of course.>W-what science?>To see how many inches a stallion can take before they squeal, i need a rather large dataset so I'm going to need all the volunteers i can get>Oh O-okay...i guess if you need to
how many of you are homos IRL , I know I am
>>43519864I'm only horse homo
>>43519556I volunteer!
>>43519864I'm only bi for stallions.
>>43519864Im largely ace IRL but i go nuts over a sexy stallion
>>43519864>>43519904Similar for me>ace irl>bi for poniesAny mare bias I may have is likely just a result of there being more mares in the show.
>stallion thread actually likes poniesbasedfor me it's Luna's night guard. The sharper batpony lines complement the broad chest and hooves in a way which works better than Tia's guards.
>>43519864 I'm bambisexual for men but a total homo for stallions. I often get the urge to hug and snuggle anons when I read a nice post here.
>>43519864I'm completely straight so anything that makes my dick hard is female (including stallions) (especially stallions)
>>43520326Let's be real, fapping it to Braeburned once doesn't make you gay, everyone knows that.
>>43520381whats going on here
>>43519864no-girls homo irl as wellbut I hate sluts
>>43519864married, two kids, have a rowan fleshlight from baddragon in the back of the top shelf of a closet she never uses
>>43521108Sure anon
>>43521108Every woman I know uses every square inch of closet space in their houses, liar
>>43519864I'm a real faggot as well. Must admit that ponies>>>humans though.
>>43520658Oh, just gentlecolts having a nice chat.
>>43522010I see, carry on now.
>>43519864I was dating a friend I've known for 7+ years, but we broke up before MF4 and had to share the same room, regardless we're still friends.I don't see any value or point in women (doubly so considering how my mother's mentally ill), and only stallions, mares, and men count as potential mates.So yes, I'm a faggot. Romance involves being in good company, and I don't consider women good company.
I want a stallion to sleep with me
>>43522918>Romance involves being in good company, and I don't consider women good companyThis line right here makes me question if I'd be straight if women weren't utter cancer
>>43522918>I was dating a friend I've known for 7+ years, but we broke up before MF4 and had to share the same room, regardless we're still friends.Almost exact same case here, except I'd known them for like 5 years and dated for almost 2 and a half. Still hurts pretty bad tbqdesu
>>43522918>>43524019You two wouldn't happen to be talking about each other here.... would you?
>>43519864me probably closer to demi if you wanna use tumblr labels. idk how most fags can throw themselves out there so easily while i take forever and a day to warm up to somepone. doesnt stop me from slaying when i want to just cuz its fun to be cute and slutty. i still get nervous that im boring to ppl cuz im not DTF right off the bat, not that i dont have my fetishes. it also sucks when your favorite dating pool is p much exclusively ppl not from your area (conniggers), but plushies help with the touch starvation /blog>>43523723butterblitz my beloved
anyone who spoilered their answer bottoms
>>43524651
>>43519864I was dating a guy I've known from /mlp/ for like 13 years. We broke up last year and I am still devastated because I was ready to propose and get married.I always felt like I should create a family and have kids, but the more I hear from coworkers how the women screwed them up and took half of their shit, I am actually less and less interested in dating a woman because I feel like the marriage is always doomed, even though my family keep pressing me into it (they are all divorced)
>>43520216I love the batpony lunar guards so muchThey are so handsome
>>43524752>guy I've known from /mlp/ for like 13 yearsGod damn, this made me feel old, it didn't feel like this board was that old...
>>43524805Late 2012 IIRCI have been here since day one
staying on topic i see
>>43524819eh it's a bit of a pattern at this point. Stallion discussion loses steam so everyone talks about irl faggotry for a few replies before they get tired of that and start discussing stallions again.
>>43524819>hurf durf the faggots are being faggots
>>43519864>>43519876>>43519904>>43520185Basically same. I like only like ponies, but I would get with another Anon in a comfy ace romance where we obsess over pony together. Cuddling and mushy shit would definitely be on the table though.
>>43522918That's why I'm honestly jealous of gay people, they can experience deep romance with an equal. That must be an amazing experience to have.
>>43524914We've only been dating for a couple of months, but it still is awkward in some ways. I did get it out of my system during MF thankfully with a one night cuddle and kiss session with another anon I know.I wouldn't say my romance was deep, I just enjoyed spending time with him and so did he at first, so it was still good time spent.
>>43520658Shiny had too much to drink and Braeburn and Big Mac are helping him home.
>>43519864I've thought about it but I don't see myself kissing a man and liking it unless he's a smooth-skinned sissy, but even then they age like Damascus goats so any long term relationship is off the table. Honestly I don't see myself getting with anyone, I have no interest in real people. All I can pray for is to die peacefully and go to Equestria to start the life I've always dreamed and only then will I find that stallion (or mare who knows but boys are the priority) to spend the rest of my life with. And no, suicide is cheating.
>>43525010>even then they age like Damascus goatshad to look up what this means, found this image. what the fuck
>>43525010We need age-reversing technology ASAP. I want to be young and beautiful as long as I live.
>>43522918>considering how my mother's mentally illi still miss her. she saw right through the closet door.
>tfw no stallion bf
>>43522918Ehehe... sorry.
>>43525593We won't get AR tech just like how cancer won't get cured, there's too much money to be had in keeping both old age and cancer around.
>>43525653Zigga what the hay is this ominous posting, you’re gonna need to elaborate.>>43526131The elites already harvest andrenochrome and blood plasma from children in an attempt to extend their lifespan. Technically Epstein’s island was exactly for that and not just CSAM. That’s why the elites are behind harvesting blood plasma from poorfags at blood clinics in the US and why those clinics pay them a pittance to do it.
>>43526136Nice sticker! I've loved Tamers12345 even before he started doing pony vids and he's given us a lot of good stallion content, but I feel like everything got flanderized after the Soarin & Braeburn movie. It also doesn't there are zero consequences for everypony's actions with kills any dramatic tension that's made. I still watch whatever he puts out but admittedly his stuff isn't as good as it used to be.
Wait, so are you all faggots or actual XX w*men who use this board?
>>43526187well we know you're retarded now at least
>>43526189Faggot?
>>43443722
>>43526187faggots
>>43526187I'm a dude but I don't doubt there are trve femanons here,
>>43525010>spoilerYou get it.
>>43525374It's the end result of aggressive breeding, they look like they're youthful as intended until the consequences of their actions finally set it.
>>43526131There's also infinite money to be made with AR tech so I don't see your point.
>>43526145 outside of the first 2 episodes of the MLP series that tamers was making when it debuted after I watched some snippets of the sonic episode, I left entirely. At the time I wasn’t into the fagslop and found the episodes to just be mediocre, I’m sure he’d improved over time but I don’t care to really watch any of the newer stuff. Genuinely can’t believe I’ve been here long enough to still remember when Tamers only did sonic related stuff with Bardaby and whoever else
>>43526187Xx women do not exist
>>43526131What they'll do is dangle the promise of it over everyone so we support the development of it. And then keep it for themselves. Anyone who really thinks the elites who 5 minutes ago wanted a world population of 500 million would let you live forever young is delulu.
>>43526837The vaxxies will die first, then hopefully they leak age regression technology.
>>43526136i was trying to very autistically say that i relate ||cuz my mom was also mentally ill and ultimately passed away from it||
>>43526941I assume you’re responding to the part about adrenochrome and blood plasma
>>43526947not my post
>>43525374Any ponification (or I guess creaturefication in this regard) of the Damascus goat?
>>43526941>replied to the wrong post AND used discord spoilersi would actually die from embarrassment if i did both of these in one post
>>43527169>he has a humiliation fetish and knows what dicksword spoilers look likenot a good look you may want to get the rope
>>43527174>not seeing the part about ominous vagueposting and acting like no one here uses discordmight as well troon out
>>43526941What kind of autism causes you to correctly use spoilers in one post and then suddenly forget how to a single reply later??
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>>43527310I want to kiss the 4chan stallion.
Imagine your husbando appearing in your room
>>43527841Well, what’s your husbando anon? Braeburn’s definitely the most common/basic choice and is practically a gateway drug. I’d probably like cuddling with Elusive, or Sombra, or Thunderlane/Soarin.
>>43528527nta but I never liked braeburn and I am more of a trouble shoes guy, dusk shine, or shining armor kinda guy maybe sombra and I am a dom
>>43527841I would immediately fall to my knees and start screaming and crying from happiness... and probably scare him away in the process....
>>43528680If your husbando is the fruity arthropod I feel sorry for you Nonny. Your taste is impeccably shit and I request that you be better. Frankly the tast of many in this thread is equally shit so atleast you are in good company.
>>43528527M6 Dads>>43528651>spoilerme when i lie
>>43529709Not lying Nonny. I like some power struggle, but in the end I am the one who takes charge and provides the aftercare. I like big fellas reluctantly submitting to my charm especially.
What's the stallion equivalent of long haired asians? There's something that clicks whenever I see them, especially black haired ones. If I had to think of a stallion that was equivalent, maybe Blueblood if he wasn't as stuck up?
>>43529560Sure, I'd suck his dick.
>>43529709ALL of their dads?? Your greed is overwhelming but I understand the temptation.
Do I smell... Stallion smell!?!?
>>43530921What does stallion smell smell like?
>>43531293AIDS
