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Gay kissing
>>43443722I want to cum inside Shining Armor!
Edgy stallions = the best
>>43443722The stallions kept it up for two months, and you still won't give them a break?
>>43443797I'm nowhere near satisfied yet.
>>43443739Who doesn't?
HORSECOCK
>>43443732I wann kiss shiny
>>43445140I want to kiss Shiny, give him a hornjob, and glaze his ponut
>>43443746What the fuck is this freak?
Where are all the stallion lovers today?
>>43446104
>>43446298Well, wake up
>>43446543Alright then.
>>43443722Shame this artist did one pretty good set then disappeared
>>43445140Kiss shiny's hiny >>43447036
>>43447036>look up on booru>rule 63I'm sad now...
>>43443722>whore makeupeugh
So who are everyone's husbands in this thread? Mine is Thorax I just can't get enough of this fagbug. I wish I could wake up next to him every morning...
>>43447234I prefer my fagbug the classic way
>>43447282That's fair. I prefer the original designs of the changelings to the newer ones overall. But Thorax is cute no matter which form he's in.
>>43446601Tamers Soarin
>>43447181Just imagine a floppy wiener, don't get cucked by tags.
>>43447234Imagine his cock
>>43443746Source?
>>43447282>picSource?
>>43448823Kek!
>>43447234>>43447282>>43447296Do you think there are metamorphosed changelings that still feed on love?
>>43448813https://ponerpics.org/images/1229985
>>43443722>scrolling through the catalog>see that OP image>holy fucking UNFWhy do you faggots have to try and corrupt me, I don't even want to screw a stallion.
>>43448823The irony is that Cadance loves this
>>43447234love this little (rather large) guy>>43449234love is probably like a dessert for the reformed changelings
>>43449266Nice cock.
>>43450162Do you think other changelings can do that mind control thing that Chrysalis did to Shining Armor?
>>43449319The first step towards faggotry is accepting that fooling Stallions isn't faggotry.
>>43450677If the stallions in question are cute, submissive, twinky fuckers like that OP image then I'm happy to assfuck him while everyone calls me a faggot
>>43450335They turned him into a marketable plushy
>>43451031Can I cum in him?
>>43452154Cute nerds.
>>43443746Is this even a pony?
>>43452886Yes.
>>43452907Do you happen to have a source or anything? The previous posts were all ignored.
>>43452919I've been trying to look since I asked myself, but no luck. My Reserve Search Fu sucks.
>>43448374>>43452919SweetJulienOnly the best moody stallions (and mares)
>>43453120Nice.
>>43453120>Russian artistAh, that kind of explains the nice quality well.
>>43443746Would if it weren't for that terrible face metal.This shit is disgusting.
>>43453872How rude of Soarin'
>>43447181I'll make sure to do a femboy shining just for you at some point.
>>43450669I was thinking about that hypnosis post in the last thread and had an idea about a changling mind controlling that femboy pone in order to satisfy his own love craving.
This completely regular stallion is so cute! I wonder if he'd go on a date with me?
>>43443722has shining armor always been such a faggot
>>43455838What being mindraped by Chrysalis does to a stallion.
>>43455838>ywn listen to emo shiny's poetry
Do you like stallion ponuts?
>>43457101Yes.
>>43454620cute concept and pose (despite the shitty oc on the right)
>>43457739UNF THAT ASS!
>>43458449Lol, here's the piece I saw the posing from.
I want to touch a stallion's hooves
>>43457739butt!
>>43455573oh cool it's spike's long-distance boyfriend from that one episode.
>>43458992>>43459336Shout out to gay pony artists that aren't drawing horrifying graphic porn. You guys are the real winners
Stallion smell
>>43459871I want to lick clean a stallion's hooves
>>43447234me too man
I want big mac to plop his fat ass down on my face and let out a huge, loud, earth-shaking apple fart
>>43462776I don't think I'd like that very much... It sounds kinda gross...
>>43450727that's the spirit!
>>43463336I look like this
>>43463124I'll admit, Im not really a fan of having this fetish either, but these are ponies in equestria, so the braps can smell as pungent or nice smelling as you want (and personally I prefer the latter)
>>43463336Would molest him
>>43463341You're green? I'm not sure if humans are supposed to be green. You might be in trouble.
Stallion ass
>>43465511I recognize this image - germany x italy hetalia ponified hell yes
>>43463585
I want to smell a stallion
>>43466549Go to your local farm.
This stallion is dissatisfied with your performance.
>Be Anon>Be changing in the wonderbolt's locker room after a workout session>Twilight teleports in.>"This is for you and Rainbow Dash pranking me!">She casts a want it, need it spell on your butthole and steals all of your clothes before disappearing>The entire wonderbolt team is due to arrive any secondHow do you plan to survive the next 72 hours?
>>43467372I'm so sorry.I spent so much of it on the very first handsome guard I could get my hands on that there wasn't a lot left over for his two friends, when the dashing lad finally told me it's apparently customary to also treat the rest of the watch patrol.
>>43467697This is really easy actually since Want It, Need It only activates when a pony can see the object the spell was cast on. All I'd have to do to avoid the activation would be to clench my butt and waddle out of there until I can find something to cover it up with.The real question is why would I ever want to avoid it?
>>43467895And the "it" I am speaking of is tasty pastries, of course.I had to run out and get an emergency cake to make it up to them.A benevolent bribe of sweet treats can work wonders for bringing smiles back to sour stallion faces.
What percentage of the Royal Guards is gay? Is it a requirement to join in the first place?
>>43468633What are they, the Sacred Band of Thebes?
>>434686330% because ponies are all straight
>>43468633absolute chonker
>>43468633Nice ass
>>43468849Yes, Cadance is straight, that is why she enjoys watching the guards have gay sex.
>when you forget you are gay
>>43466549They all smell bad
Tongue and stallion ponut.Name a better pair.
>>43472182tongue and stallion medial ring
>>43473002fr how i'd be moving if the jews weren't holding me back
why does eyeliner look so good on shiny? i'm not even into stallions, normally.Maybe I just like seeing worst princess be continually cucked by bug queen.
stallions smell bad
>>43473599You smell bad
>>43468633I never realised all the guards had tail wraps like that. All of their stuff is just exposed out there for everypony to see... unf
yoink
fag
>>43474355Tail wraps are peak, I love that the guards wear them by default.
>>43475181But they are colts here, I need them as stallions...
>>43475611
I know it's mare fair but I wish there were more stallions..
>>43476095Use your horn idiot.
>>43476099You know damn well he didn't use his magic on purpose.
>>43476099For ponies getting put in prison, they probably use that unicorn-disabling thing they had in that one episode.
Is your husbando tight or loose?
>>43443722why is it vol 4? there's been a zillion stallion threads before this one>>43478781>soarinI feel like he's a pretty versatile switch, not afraid to bottom or to top, so he's still got a good amount if grip on him, unlike a certain yellow earth pony.the muscle exercises from working out with the wonderbolts also help a ton (yes kegels are part of his daily routine).
>just because my daughter rejected you doesn't mean you won't get lucky
>>43447036SEXOOOOOO
>>43447036to the anon who made the stickers of this at mare fair, I am eternally grateful>>43454822nta but will keep my eyes peeled too
>>43479536unf, if I were startracker I would immidiately ditch twilight pig for a hot dilf
>>43479441I made the vol 2 as a continuation of the latest stallion thread before vol 2https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43072503/
>>43480707is this 2 on 1 or 1 on 2?
>>43450335Need a forward facing view of Shiny's face.
>>43457101I like to sniff 'em, lap 'em, fuck 'em, and suck 'em.
>>43463124Donut Joe is the type of stallion to stream himself taking oversized dildos with a facemask on after a long day of dealing with mares complaining about the doughnuts being too fatty for their diet.
>>43474630best ship
>>43479536It's a "taking your crush to prom but you get turned on by her Dad brandishing a shotgun" kind of situation.
>>43482060Rest in peace.
>>43482668I thought sheaths were ok to postIts over, no cute stallions to hug or fugg
>>43483044the tip was visible though, probably went too far unfortunately
>>43483058I'm completely blind. His fat fucking nuts are visible too, that might be a bigger issue.
>>43481093>is this 2 on 1 or 1 on 2?Yes
Wake up, faggots.
>>43482357would instasub to watch that fat cock flop around
>>43483903Hi
>>43483903But I have to go to sleep..
I love stallions!
>>43485264
Would Sombra be a NEET?
I don't like how there's no reliable tag on the boorus for regular or nameless changeling drones.
>>43485935zigga dats gay
>>43485267Get this gross roach away from me.
>>43485267hug the buuug
I wonder if watching the Alien series back when I was single digit age has something to do with my love for bug.
>>43485277No, but if he wasn't going for all that empire stuff I feel like he would have a NEET look
>>43485410changeling, -changedling, -queen chrysalis, -thorax, -pharynx, -oc:*maybe throw in -kevin too if you're a sick freak
>>43485277He's a emperor so he'd be conquering land and booty.
>>43447234he's so adorable he can feed upon everything i have i need him i need him i need him
Stallions in eyeliner…what other fagslop fashion do (you) like?I like long hoodies and shirts and long hair.
>>43487550
>>43487803nta but woofor do ponies say things like "neigh"? or do they snort when they see somepony they like?
>>43488024horses nicker (it's like a purr) at horses they're fond oft. armchair horse expert
>>43488109what are your qualifications, mr horse expert?
>>43488114autistic horse hyperfixation and over 9000 hours of horse shelter heros
>>43488131I concede, well playeda nicker I shall desire then, until he's on top of me and then he'll be snorting with exertion
Wake up
>>43487550I love crop tops honestly, just unfortunate they dont really translate well to ponies usually unless theyre kinda semi-anthro
pre-flight stallion bump>>43488822troo, I think ponies look better in baggy hoodies though, that and socks/skirts/panties.
>>43489014I'll agree on the socks and panties, but so often the skirts are fucking tacky and look like theyre for a 10-year-old girl. they need some style to look good, more femboys need to talk to girls to get tips imo
>>43489654Wew, stallion.Also>talk to girls>w*menNo thank you! I’d rather ask Rarity instead or Elusive...
bumping again for my final home flight.
>>43487550I like those crop top hoodies and (ideally black) striped socks man I wish I was cute enough to look good in that stuff IRL
>>43476095they had an awesome Sunburst ass mousepad and several stallion dakis in the AD vendor hall. Bought immediately
>>43487550>crop top>slutty leather jacket>ball sinchingly skinny torn jeanspicrelhonorable mention to zip up hoodie and tank top with a dixie knot
>>43490853>tank top with a Dixie knotI never knew the knot was called that, but your image is very based.Anyway, I’ve seen plenty of muscular and athletic stallions and DILFs, but are there any cute slim/skinny ones that you guys have?
pre sleep bump
>>43489654>>43488822>>43490853What is it with fags putting girl stuff on stallions. It makes zero aesthetic sense, I thought you like masculinity.
Since these are probably going to be reoccurring threads should we establish a former general or would that invite too much cancerous autism?
>>43491806That is a good question.I dunno, something activates my brain when I see ponies in socks and hoodies, probably because of how comfortable they are and how comfy it’d be to snuggle them
>>43473504hes a straight femboydangerous combo
>>43490710he is so hot I wish he got more screen time
>>43492496that looks like a mare
>>43492677He looks flaming
>>43491823you mean ignoring the dozens or even hundreds of previous Colt Cuddler General, Homo Horse Hangout, or other /stallion/ threads?I will admit it'd be kind of nice to have a thread OP like a lot of the other generals, if nothing else than to point to greentexts, artists, videos, etc like that. would also feel kinda weird to "serialize" it or whatever, but I'm down for whatever anyone else wants.
>>43491806Fags like men girl clothes are sexy to menRe answer is gay fashion is just masculine with a lil spice on it. show some midriff, throw some eyeshadow on, have fun with it!
>>43491806>I thought you like masculinity.No, I just like horsecock. Feminine stallions and futa mares are the best.
Stallions are stallions so why should it be?
>>43493525>spoilerYou probably whack it to BlackJr animations. Shame.
Crotchboobs are better than balls because she won’t be trying to fill your ass with mareseed.
>>43493655Skill issue
>>43493655But she can still fill you ass with a maremilk enema. You lose either way.
>>43487550Eyeliner for cuteness or setting them up on a serious date, but adding lipstick, blush and hoof polish can have some charm to it, especially in the right setting. I also like one and two-piece swimsuits, leotards, those Japanese gym bloomers, panties and lingerie, flare skirts, maid outfits, evening wear, etc.. It's fun to make a stallion look girly, and even more fun if it leads them to something with another stallion.
>>43487550Not really fagslop but I love stallions in semi-formal to formal attire, especially if they've got a good looking tie on. Big fan of how the show does that thing where a stallion just has a collar on with a tie attached.
There's something hot about stallions just fagmaxxing to me, whether it's by their choice or not
>>43493655Horse semen is incredibly expensive. You could be so rich.
how do I make my horsebando real
>>43493593Nope. Luv me t72b, luv me quotepony, luv me yoditax, 'ate sfm.
>>43493989interesting inputI agree with the last bit>>43494015formal/semi formal does look nice, usually means the stallion is wearing perfume or cologne of some type (which means they smell good and are good for cuddles).
>>43495079based all the way down although I must admit I do like some sfm stuff, like hooves-art, pixel-perry, indigosfmworks, erostud, etc. guess it's a guilty pleasure of mine. blackjr and realvinyl are usually just bad though, and blender/any other 3d program is usually beating sfm out
>>43495101I'm sorry to tell you this Anon but you have bad taste in clop. The world may never recover from this unfortunately...
>>43446638could I get a source? I did a (biref) sweep on 36 and derpi and I couldn't find anything
>>43495142just do id:3639867 on derpi dude it's literally in the OP filename and this artist only has these 4 pictures.
some drawfag please ponify Dean and Sal aboard a freight train as cute stallions
>>43495083I'll admit, I find the cartoon scenario of a guy falling in love with a guy in drag kind of hot(makes me wish they did more with that time Big Mac dressed up). Though, what's also fun is when the "drag star" has to break the act to the guy, only for the guy to act all nonchalant about it while still harboring feeling for the girl that never was. Here's a funny idea.>Stallion in drag attracts another stallion.>Regular stallion flirts with the drag stallion.>The two start dating.>After a while, the regular stallion wants to take their relationship forward.>Before anything serious can happen, the drag stallion reveals themselves.>Regular stallion, in shock, tries to laugh it off and even teases him over it.>They leave.>Next day(or maybe a few days later), the regular stallion visits the home of the drag stallion.>Regular stallion presents the drag stallion with some sexy mare clothes(skirt, panties, lingerie, etc.) and asked him to try them on.>They go to the bedroom and the drag stallion tries them on.>Regular stallion then applies some makeup to the drag stallion's face.>Suddenly, all the stallion can see is the mare, again.>Stallion throws the "mare" onto the bed and proceeds to destroy "her" ass with no regard for what he already knew about "her".
>>43495118it's all good, I know objectively it might not be the best stuff in the world, but I dont really care. if I dig it, then that's all that matters
>>43495414Drag is viscerally disgusting, and its a shame that it's people's fetish.I absolutely abhor any queer/flaming faggot shit, its ruined most faggots just by mere association, a stallion in a skirt does not = drag. I think the worst part is that Drag is meant to look like a clown, be a mockery of beauty, and that always bothers me, since clowns at-least can confide in looking ridiculous, meanwhile someone in drag is not doing it ironically. anyway tasteful makeup in picrel.
I would bang mall goth Sombra in a photo booth
stallion makeup
>>43495669Well, in this case, I'm just using "drag" as a general term for crossdressing as it's easier to say. I do get what you're saying with legit drag looking awful, though. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a drag queen and just thought they looked like aliens instead of girls. It's terrifying.
>>43495923Crossdressing would be the better term, yeah. Happy you share the sentiment though, most people who're into ((drag)) tend to be insane or delusional.
stallions dressed up
>>43496383get a load of this faggot!
>>43496385
>>43495142https://x.com/HSnout_nsfw/status/1944125066335187043?s=20
>>43496579dats kinda gay zigga
>>43496579>tfw can't see shit anymore because nitter is deadfuck this gayass timeline
>>43496771https://twibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Ahotsnout
>>43496786ah, thanks man. didn't even read the context either, so that's my bad
