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>>43445796>>43445798I'm not a namefag but I'd like to be added to the list as Your Mom
>>43445796I will be taking to the renegade stage some point at mare fair to read this list out btw
>>43445787>Map coming soon>map is already out>also Im still not on the listDamn nigga. Oh and theres and animation about to release.
>>43445796>>43445798>Still not on the listI'm never gonna make it :(
>>43445829https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc-Mntek_d_FbRZrMNgdZ8XYysXmWKsPKLvCT-vGaTBAzJK7g/viewform>>43445827
The fun-to-talk-to women I've met at ponycons have all had one thing in common: they were fat. And despite all the ribbing I'll no doubt suffer for this, I'm seriously weighing the life of a chubby chaser. Any tips for picking up plump pegasisters?>inb4 "lift with your knees"
>>43445936>Hey ponyboard, got a question about talking to women...LEL
>>43445936let them sit on your face and suffocate you
>>43445936You are a fag but I'll give you some advice just to crush what little hope you have, all the foids at mare fair are dykes.
>>43445936Make eye contact with them, most of the foids there have vision problems though so you’re going to need to open your eyes as wide as possible and stare into hers.It’s also very loud at mare fair so make sure to scream your interest in her at the top of your lungs. Then last, offer to buy her food because you know she is hungry. So a good opening would be to approach her quickly (to show enthusiasm) staring as wide as you can into her eyes and asking, “DO YOU WANT FOOD?” This works every time I’ve done it, which is no times because I fuck men.
>>43445936>fat women>not fat mareswhat are you, some kind of faggot?
>>43445936Never beating the normie allegations
>>43445936>I'm seriously weighing the life of a chubby chaser.A heavy life indeed. But in all seriousness, you can't convince yourself to be into fat chicks. They're lazy, they're rude, they stink. Literally, fat people produce miasma. The people who are into fat chicks are brain-damaged, more often than not. If you're still interested in trying, go ahead. But, when you vomit from her unwashed folds, don't say I didn't warn you.
>>43445988>all the foids at mare fair are dykes.https://youtu.be/S8H-ZccYhPU
>>43445936fwiw I have had some good conversations and hang outs with more mid-tier women at mare fair, who were definitely into men and down to get laid, it's not just fat ones. But anyways it's the same as always, just trust yourself and be maybe a little more forward. Share some alcohol together, tell her straight up what you want, if she's interested (i.e. she doesn't say "no" or "oh sorry" or "that's not really what I'm after") then make a little plan or whisk her off straight to your room. Being fat doesn't make much difference for a three-night-stand if you have some chemistry - for long term relationships though, as someone who's had two fat gfs in the past, I hope you really like their personality kek
>>43445787>>43445827>map coming soon>mention map is already out>doesn't post itwew
>>43446052also I'm glad I'm not ESL, even as a 1 language amerinigger that map is scary with all the meaningless words
>>43446052Has anyone seen what the gym is like at the hotel? Am I going to have to uber to somewhere with free weights?
>>43445796>>43445798>tfw not on the list of shame
>>43446057>gymWhy am I supposed to pretend you people aren't normies again?
>>43446057https://www.hotelgyms.com/hotels/us/orlando/hilton-orlando-lake-buena-vista---disney-springs-area/h14442looks okay, first pic I saw was just a bunch of cardio machines, but then the weights popped up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlmTcaaa1EA
>>43445787>>43445796LOL!
>>43445796>(Hosting eqg shit at a MARE FAIR)>literally has an EQG rainbow dash flagfriendly fire will not be tolerated
>>43446101pedoproxy applies random flags
>>43446085I feel like this was made specifically for me
>>43446064>He thinks normies liftLol. Bet you think a 5 minute walk is "rigorous exercise"
>>43446153Yes all gymfags are normies.
>>43446035It's true! I am brain damaged! I've also never slept with a fatty either though
>There are anons unironically into fat 3DPDWhy are conniggers like this?
>no futa paneldead con
any normies want to get together and print off a bunch of strawberry fag's posts and do a bukakke tribute? it's the most normal thing I can think of doing and Im sure he'd get some enjoyment out of it too
>>43446182Post bitchtits or gtfo
>>43446240
>>43446240You're that furnigger who got a bunch of dudes to do a bukakke on a pizza and eat it, ain't ya?
>>43446254printing this one off now
>>43446240Yes but can I contribute piss instead?
>>43446258
>>43446271yeah we'll just put them in a bucket and tribute with everything we got
>>43446240Fuck it might as well at this point
>>43446204
>>43445796>bilboI haven't even been apart of your faggots inner circle in a year
>>43446360BAGGINSES
Will the game room have Buck Bumble this year?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DDY299Ly4&list=RDK0DDY299Ly4&start_radio=1
Is there going to be a FF this year?
>>43446463No, the next Final Fantasy doesn't come out until next year.
>>43446360you still threatened to do blood sacrifices and shoot up mare fair 2 years ago, if spec cant escape shit from 2021 why should you
Anything important happen last thread I should catch up on?
>>43446474Just do an FF14 panel, but everyone has to play as a fem'qote and there will be NO exceptions!
>>43446486Ok. And? Not my fault you gaybos don't understand the noctulian 7 fold way
>>43446505No one gets removed off the list. So stop bitching about it and get a job.
>>43446508Why I stopped talking to mundane scum like you. It's chasing the wind to even try to fratrenize with the likes of you. As always, you remain blood and flesh to be devoured in this life and the next. Agios Baphomet.
>>43446524
>>43446499Sorry, nonny. I transed to a femhroth.
>>43446486>"if spec-">literally spec posting
>>43446533I'm just an anon that knows alot about namefags.
>>43446526>job application for breezies
>>43446534yeah. i'm sure.
>>43446537Don't you have a movie theatre to work at?
>>43446539unfortunately anon i work a decent job with benefits that i hate like a functioning adult. rich coming from you with an image like that.
>>43446547Must have been another trixie avatarfag, my bad
>>43446524boi ts so sinister
>>43446524Is that you? Why are you dressed like a redditor?
>>43446572Shut the fuck up firlin123.
>>43446240troll.
Anypony have the event doc?
>>43446575>>43446576>>43446589No drama. Drama is banned.
>>43446600>Drama gets banned>Mare Fair dies overnight
>>43446572You nigger DIE!
>>43446608>put it in the name fieldWhoops I am a moron.
>>43446608>Connigger fucked up the dicerollLmao
Rolled 5 (1d9)>>43446614ok i am being nice i am giving you only 9 okay? now go away
>>43446463Considering they couldn't even fulfill their online store orders, doubtful.
>>43445787So we can marry the filly wife at Florida Foalcon, correct? Because I would like to marry Apple Bloom.
>>43446627>So we can marry the filly wife at Florida Foalcon, correct?>Because I would like to marry Apple Bloom.Nope. You got the wrong con. Florida Foalcon has been moved to Tennessee and it's now Nashville Neighcon.
>>43446627have fun getting v&.
>>43446619And I'm being mean. Kill yourself.
>>43446627blessed is the union between man and fillyall the best
>>43446627Unf pure filly daughterwife post-marital relations.>>43446633>Nashville NeighconYou haven't heard? They had to rebrand after the one in Baltimore ended in a shootout between local disenfranchised urban youths and the Brigadiers Club. Due to the already high concentration of fillyphiles in the area, a collab with EFNW to form "Every Foal Nude-Westfest" was the only way to bolster attendance for 2026.
>>43446646>did not roll the diceOkay. Well... I WON
>>43446627Omg, a ticket! *RRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPP*
this con will be cursed
>>43446660Strawb is sparing you... Maybe you haven't heard but he can obliterate a building in the blink of an eye, I once saw him save a child from a burning building and all he did was snap his fingers. If he wanted to, he could kill (you) right now.
>>43446660>Flurry Heart
>>43446672>Strawb is sparing you...>Maybe you haven't heard but he can obliterate a building in the blink of an eye, I once saw him save a child from a burning building and all he did was snap his fingers.>If he wanted to, he could kill (you) right now.Uh-huh.Mhm yep>>43446676>>Flurry HeartExcuse me?!
Who do you think at the con begs the most when they're forced on their knees with a gun to their head
>>43446676>>43446679Flurry Heart!
>>43446682Spec
>>43446682Golly or Strawb honestly>>43446686This too
I'm going to marry Flurry Heart at Florida Foalcon.
>>43445787>>43446689>this threadOP, it's shit. Bake another one, pleas
>>43446697I don't think that censor is going to work anon
>>43446689>At the con>StrawbPick one and only one. I wouldn't be caught dead at your shitty con.
>>43446689>Strawb>at the conIf that happens... I'd be happy to buy him a drink... But I'll bet on it that he won't.
>>43446697Pretty sure she wasn't born with that. Does it grow in during adolescence?
>>43445787>>43445555REMINDER: Quads CONFIRM Withered Strawb. Withered Strawberry: The facts are in.
>>43446700ill live>>43446716how would you know anon
>>43446713I wouldn't accept a drink from you even if I was dying of thirst.
>>43446724But Strawbfag, don't you wanna get roofied?!??!
>>43446720>It's another episode of 'Strawberryfag and The Shitpost. SQUAD"
>>43446724Isnt your boyfriend getting roofied and raped at the con? Why not join him
>>43446720I desire context for this image as well as names. Drop them Anon.
>>43446739>Strawb is a beautiful trans wom*n'A' not 'e', ANON. Geesh. ESL much?
>>43446735I'm not a faggot
>>43446745yes you are
>>43446745You're not even Strawb. Strawb would end his sentence with punctuation!
>>43446689You should put yourself on the list, if you are going to be a namefagging nigger.
>>43446745Oh, so what we have means nothing to you? I'm just some useless filthy connigger cumdump you can slap around and forget on a whim? So much for the party hat I was planning to wear around the con to attract a horde of rapists back to our diaper lovecave at the Hilton Buena Vista Disney Springs area in Orlando, Florida on the dates of August 28-30, 2026 where we planned to have unprotected sex for three days. Yarr, me heart is broken...
>>43446720>REMINDER: Quads CONFIRM Withered Strawb.>Withered Strawberry: The facts are in.>
>>43446752Shut up nigger
>>43446757You wouldn't do shit to me!
>>43446757Strawb can we be friends and hang out with our plushies at Dennys at 3 am?
>>43446463Things are looking grim. No Final Fantasy for the fantasy theme this year.>>43446622The line last year was gigantic. How can it not be lucrative to do it again?
>>43446767>Strawb can we be friends No>at DennysFuck no
If I see anyone wearing a party hat at the con I'm going to grab their ass and kiss their neck.
>>43446774But why not? I am cool. We can go to IHOP instead if that is more your speed.
>>43446750>>43446739>Sharteen posts got deleted>>>43446777>If I see anyone wearing a party hat at the con I'm going to grab their ass and kiss their neck.BASED
>>43446777calm down jesús
>>4344670033 minutes
>>43446779>I am coolYou're a connigger. >We can go to IHOPI don't go to restaurants.
>>43446781Princess Cadance would never approve of groping/sexual touching non-consent
>>43446787The outside world is not that scary, but we can cook instead then.
Seriously? FUCK AMY NEW... AND HER BOTS
>>43446792There is no "we". Go hang yourself.
>>43446803>He can't cookYou'll never get a herd that way. What kind of RGREfag are you?
>>43446801>Seriously?>FUCK AMY NEW... AND HER BOTSAmen, brother!
>>43446803Damn Strawb that is real cold my man.
>>43446720>>43446737It's an AI pic posted as a shitpost last year. He blurred it.
>They're still buying the AI cover storyt. Plushie Brothel Patron
>>43446805>HerdshitNot interested >>43446807I don't care
>>43446813the fact that he has a kirin plush should of gave that away
>>43446813>>43446821>>43446822I tried to tell you guys, but Strawb kept getting me banned for calling him one.
>>43446822>And now we've confirmed (Withered Foxy AMA) doesn't like cons.It all adds up... Damn.
>>43446818>RGREfag hates herds>Bird hates flying>Fish hates swimming
>>43446825bitch I said it was obvious why are you saying I told you so to me? he probably goes to furcons like a massive hypocrite
>>43446822>>43446826>obvious falseflag
>>43446828If conniggers can hate ponies even though they post on the pony board, I can dislike herds and post in rgre.
>>43446834You're that sunburst green faggot, aren't you? Faggot.
>>43446835Isn't that an anonstallion green? I would never. How dare you?
>>43446822I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
>Conniggers trying to call me a furry>Meanwhile... https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42589036/#42592238
>>43446839NTA, but it's Anoncolt. And while it's not surprising you're not that writefag, it is surprising you don't like the Anonponies.
>>43446847Can't escape the furry allegation. We all know now.
>>43445787https://youtu.be/Dz9NKWvpzm
>>43446847>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42589036/#42592238>Random guy from an anecdote doesn't understand what anthro meansYou usually have better rebuttals than this, Strawberry
>>43446847that guy the post is talking about is wrong but I get what he means because he is probably thinking homogenized furshit anthro and not where it all started which making that distinction is important because a lot of old cartoon talking animal stuff is good and we would of not had pony in general were it not for that since ponies are anthropomorphized but not 'anthro'
>>43446859>https://youtu.be/Dz9NKWvpzmQ
>>43446862Check the post he was replying to
>>43446867still a bag gotcha desu
This thread is supposed to be about marefair, not strawberry.
>>43446871bad*brb kms
>>43446499Dibs on Lalafell
>>43446867So...Strawberry is both extrapolating an individual to be representative of a whole and also unaware of how to properly link desu posts?
>>43446867>200% funWHAT? ARE YOU SAYING THAT'S THE REASON YOU STAY IN THESE THREADS? BECAUSE THE FUN IS DOUBLED WITH (YOU) AROUND?! WE AGREE! WE AGREE WITH THIS WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
>>43446862https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42589036/#q42591530And here's another one from that very same thread.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42589036/#q42591598And this one tried to cover his tracks by deleting his post. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42589036/#q42591684And another onehttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42589036/#q42591712And another one
>>43446872I will explain to you when you are older nonny
>>43446697unf.
>>43446872I am talking about mare fair though. Just because you don't like what I have to say about it, doesn't mean it isn't on topic.
>>43446777Thank you Jesus, I’ll be bulk purchasing birthday hats for all of us
>>43446888these trips cant lie shakira shakira
>>43446872>accuses thread of being obsessed with e-celebs.>thread gets so buttmad/obsessed/infatuated with him, that he becomes the e-celeb.>gets attention and gets proven right.You people are either stupid or lazy and bored.Both options suck.
>>43446897>You people are either stupid or lazy and bored.>Both options suck.Yeah but Mare Fair makes threads so often, they're attentionwhoring too, at this point.Not to mention they're a bunch of *cough*NORMIES*cough*
>>43446897no one here sept maybe strawb, a few spergs, and (you) are taking this seriously anon - I know I am not
>>43446900
>>43446882>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42589036/#q42591724Was that you? Have you really been seething for a year straight? Seems like a lot of time that would be better served making pony stuff. Write some greens, draw some horses. Maybe you could've made a pony fansong. You know, like a true and honest horsefucker would. You'll probably claim that babysitting Mare Fair threads all day doesn't take any time at all.
>>43446900>implyingNah, you're the normie. And (you)'re probably withered foxy, too.
>>43446904>1211.pngWhat the fuck is this supposed to mean?>>43446911>Nah, you're the normie. And (you)'re probably withered foxy, too.>
>>43446908Nah. Wasn't me. I did post in that thread though.>You'll probably claim that babysitting Mare Fair threads all day doesn't take any time at all.I can do it while I play vidya. Multitasking is easy.
MY KINGDOM FOR POST IDS LIKE /biz/
>>43446682Not Spec, not Golly, and not Strawb. For one, if forced to their knees they'd be begging for cock. I won't say the correct answer, but it's a type of flower
>>43446915>Plays vidya all dayJealous, desu. Haven't been able to play a game for more than an hour in a long time.
>>43446913Come to next year's Mare Fair!
>>43446918>it's a type of flowerOh my god....Amy Rose, of Sonic fame
>>43446911Nah, he's /r9k/ in denial
>>43446920Feels good not being a normalfag like you. Just got done with a 12 hour session of certified kino.
>>43446924Nope, this dude has way mpre to lose/beg for
>>43446918Leave Pussytoes ALONE!
>>43446926You got any good recommendations, Strawb?
>>43446930Process of elimination won't work, anon. You've gotten enough hints already
>>43446926>Feels good not being a normalfag like you.Just you wait. We'll see who's laughing when they finally come out with fuckable marebots with housewife programming.>Just got done with a 12 hour session of certified kino.What kind of kino?
>>43446897at least the shitposter got BTFO'd...
>>43446939cute lyra did you draw her and the last post of last thread?
>>43446934>You got any good recommendationsFor you I recommend a bullet straight through the brain.>>43446938>What kind of kino?I'm not interested in discussing kino with your kind.
>>43446944>Still too terrified of even the possibility of being called a normieNever change, InsecureNewfag. Never change.
>>43446948I have your playbook memorized. I could list some obscure game that only 3 people played, and you would still call it normie.
>>43446953>I'm too scared of the normie word to post about a vibeo gayme on an anonymous broom repair forumNothing you play is "obscure", if you of all "people" know about it, InsecureNewfag.
>>43446944Yeah, good rec. I've had that one in the backlog for a while now. One day, maybe when I get the courage.You seem pretty brave. Why don't you give it a try?
>>43446961>>43446962Stay mad
>>43446938>We'll see who's laughing when corpos defile MLP by installing a pony-shaped proprietary listening device in my house, and make me pay a subscription fee for it for extra humiliationThe strangest flex of today award goes to: (you).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjtf4GgGKw
>>43446967>when corpos defile MLP Who's gonna tell him?>by installing a pony-shaped proprietary listening device in my house, I already have proprietary listening devices in my home by having internet access, the least they can do is make it pony>and make me pay a subscription fee for it for extra humiliationThat's why jailbreaking and opensource alternatives exist
why are you guys still feeding him. im convinced half of you are offboarders at this point.
>>43445787>
>>43446965Stay scared, InsecureNewfag>>43446971InsecureNewfag is a self admitted offboarder (yes, cytube counts, InsecureNewfag). We're just making him feel at home
>>43446720I'll stop saying this is AI when someone posts the unblurred version
>>43446971You’re right! Everyone go back to talking about fucking each other immediately.
>>43446975The fact that you're this desperate to know info about me, and you start insulting me when I don't tell you is only proving me right. I know what you're trying to do.
>>43446975Is InsecureNewFag auto replaced with InsecureNewFag now?
>>43446979
>>43446981Holy shit no way. Fucking kek.
>>43446980Insult? Where's the insult? Are you offended, InsecureNewfag? What hurt your feefees? Point to the doll and tell us where the mean internet words touched you, InsecureNewfag.
>>43446981What’s replaced with InsecureNewFag? StrawberryFag?
>>43446988Nope, not that. What is it? Someone censor it and tell me.
>>43446980Hey Withered Foxy, what's up? I just wanted to know if we're still on for crackin' open a cold one and sharing in some fun minigolfing this Friday night, I know I know I don't usually do that normalfag stuff, but... I figured, since it's on (you)...
>>43446988>gollyfag is the one who falls for my japeryyou cant make this shit up
>>43446463yes
>>43446996>(YOU) WEREN'T THERE! I MET HIM ON CYTUBE (he dm'd me)Withered Strawb is not a normie. Cease thy fabrications, knave!
>>43447000moon trips for moon princess
SwabewwyTwanny had’d her penish cutted off n’ replaceded with a faike vaginer. This meanis that she can NEVER gone to Heaven. Proof:“He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.” - Deuteronomium 23:1
>>43446970>Who's gonna tell him?FiM was only digestible because corpos temporarily and accidentally relinguished their control over the artist. Who knows if anything like that will ever happen again. It's safe to conclude now that AI will never replace artists, luckily, but it's still perfect for surveiling and guiding them for cheap. If Faust tried to make ponies today, a machine would autonomously lock her in her house and feed her nothing but cat food until she adds Glimmer.>the least they can do is make it ponyIt's like watching a medieval monk going "the least bandits and barbarians can do is lie about doing their crimes in the name of Jesus". How this logic works, internally? Evil things don't become good when you smudge them with symbols of good things. It only renders symbols of good things deceptive and ultimately meaningless.>That's why jailbreaking and opensource alternatives existUsed to exist. Open hardware is dead, almost everything is locked dead. Mark my words: if household robots more complicated than a vacuum ever become commonplace, they'll make tampering with them technologically prohibitive, ethically adjacent to domestic terrorism, and legally suicidal.
>>43447006so are you a troon or not gollyfag please make up your mind
>>43447007If you thought this about your devices, you wouldn't have any in the first place. But you do, and you engage with them willingly.>Heh, MY 'puter is completely safe from the feds!Yeah, you and the rest of /g/
>>43447008Can’t I be a self-hating twanny, pwease?
>>43447016only if you eat your veggies first
>>43447016Gollyfag, from how I have seen you act on the board, you are nothing but a mockery to real troons.
>>43447046>golly: acts like a real girl>troonkeeper: gets madlmao
man I love these threads
>>43447046>TroonkeeperHeh, I quite like that name. Yes, I will bear this new mantle.
>>43447050>Replied to my own post like a retarded niggerI ruined it. Taking my leave now.
>>43447051as one would expect from the troonkeeper
>>43447048>
>>43446697
>>43447047You really think I act like a real girl, Anon?
To the Anon from the last thread planing trip in to universal on Wednesday 26th, are you still looking for one more person ?
>>43446767What day will the 3:00 a.m. Denny's session occur? >Inb4 check the threadYes, I've been checking the thread, but every bit of information that has any value to it is buried in arguments and shitposting.
So what time is the diaper meetup at?
>>43447121probably every day like last year desu I ate so much dennys
>>43447121Unconfirmed date and time unless we all want to informally agree on something now. Best guess? Sunday.>>43447137It's a mile walk with rain in the forecast so maybe less likely than you think
>>43447148some of us will have cars ^:)
>>43446223Was there one proposed?
I really don't like Denny's I hope there's a wawa or something, I'd eat a sandwich for breakfast every day
>>43447160(You) vill eat a grandshlamvich every night at 3 am and like it!
>>43447153I have my car I'm just trying to get away with only paying for a single day. Also if you're sober/brave enough at 3am to drive, I commend you. True Floridian spirit.>>43447160There is a Wawa, IHOP, Waffle House 24/7, and a Miller's Ale House that's open until 2am.
How could anypony be so unkind To arrest a mare for driving while blind?
>>43447183the entire one mile drive/walk is on the disney property and then you cross a street it is the least sketchy thing I will have ever done in florida desu
>>43445787We'll see how many poorfags shit up the thread this time...
>>43447186>
>>43447184I am planning on arranging a trip out to mega M(are)cDonald's on Thursday around noon - 1pm. Anyone else interested in attending? Moonmare must see the Moonman.
>>43447013>if you do something bad, you should approve all and any evil foreverIsn't it is the most exciting case study in its own right? I can construct several non-equivalent classes of meaning-restoring contextualizations for this most curious non sequitur.1. Bullying. "You're a bad person, so shut up and get in line!" It is not logical as an isolated statement, but the intent of using a man's tendency to cover in fear and agree to anything when he's yelled at is perfectly logical in its depravity. It should be further subdivided into intentional bullying and copying the bullying of other people who yelled at you in the past. I don't mind the latter, feel free to trauma dump at me as much as you need.2. Accusation. "Using devices proves that you actually love surveillance and you're lying about it." I can't think of a good reason to waste my time and my internet bandwidth to lie about my tastes, so it's only a draft of a contextualization. Still a possibility. Is it useful as a brainwashing technique? I don't suppose you can easily convince me that I'm lying about it, so it doesn't make an effective mental virus on its own. If I wanted to engineer a cult of surveillance-loving people, teaching them that everybody who says he doesn't love surveillance secretly lies about it would be a part of the latency rather than the dissemination strategy.2b. Contractuality. "Good and bad are defined by what you accept. If you used pozzed devices at least once, surveillance is now a good thing. Gotcha." Basically a failure mode of misconstrued relativism.3. Flood stage ethics. "You're dirty, why bother. You may as well kill a few more people if you're going to hell anyway." It's often accompanied by punishment evasion-centered behavior, but it'd be wrong to equate the two: fearing transgressions more than repeating past offences is more of a hardware bug. Once again, we can further subdivide it into using this bug on purpose and blindly repeating stupid shit after somebody else.4. Gate control. "You can relieve chronic pain (in this case, of expecting surveillance to get worse) by causing yourself stronger acute pain (in this case, by thinking about your past concessions to evil)." It is logical and is a good advice, as long as we're talking about pain management and nothing but pain management. Here we have three subcases: you can give this advice assuming that both parties know that you talk about pain management, you can give this advice to trick the other party into focusing on pain management, and you can parrot stupid shit.If you think you can expand this list or unify it in one grand theory, please do. I was serious about calling this shit exciting.On the less abstract side of things, yes you can and you should fed-proof your hardware. It can be done to completion, and it's still worth it to do it partially.>and the rest of /g/Have you been to /g/ recently? They're all whiny faggots who speak shit like yours. I surely hope it's bots.
>>43447202Congrats, you've nearly reached the text limit. That doesn't mean that I'm going to read it, though.
>>43447209Reaching it was the easy part. I spent about fifteen minutes paraphrasing and eking out letters one after another to fit it in. It's better than sex.>That doesn't mean that I'm going to read it, though.Doesn't matter, had my fun.
On an actual relevant note, since the jannys seem unable to actually do anything: What the fuck are peoples plans for mare fair anyway. Based off the lack of any attempts at planning or actually discussing anything going on I'm assuming people are just going to wing it.
>>43447104All I remember from last thread is the triple trip to ICON park, minigolf, and the moonman macD's.I'll ask about that again later when there's a thread that isn't 99% shitposting and trolling.
>>43447227Current plan: Arrive at Cocoa beach on tuesday. Drop a general address location online if people want to meet up and hang on the beach, should anyone actually be there. Epcot start midday Wednesday, then when we leave that get a late dinner at Moonman Mc'd's and then head back to the hotel to pass out. then dont leave the general hotel area again till Sunday or Monday and maybe head to Sea Life aquarium if I'm up to it. Its a small aquarium but theres something specific I wanna do there involving buying a mascot plush.
Is the "pizza and sugar ray" anon still around? I'm willing to meet up with him in his room and get raped. I like pizza.
>>43447279The ass is fat
soooo... are we planning on rewatching the antithology at the renegade stage?
For panels: should we bring our own HDMI cords or will they be provided? Same question about outlets. Thanks!
just ignore strawb and gollyfag they feed on yous
>>43447541No equipment will be provided, all equipment follows boy scout rules, pack it in, pack it out
Well, might as well.Rarity's Chariot (Or Rariot) update.Thursday: 3+ confirmed at 0830, 1600 and 1730.Once again, anyone that wants a ride when I get to the airport is welcome to one.Pickup spot: Same as Cope Van. Outside Arrivals Terminal A, A11, floor 2.Hours are Thursday from 8:30 am - 10 pm (0830-2200) with some breaks for lunch and dinner.
>>43447701Who is running this
>>43447761>Listanon>The dashfag became a namefag tooFucking lame
>>43447761uh, anon is running this.What? You think I have a name?
>>43447776barbiefags don't count as waifufags, nonny
I just wanted to say that I am excited for Mare Fair and seeing all of (You) there!
>>43447806I hope you're the first one to get intoxicated
Wish I could go, so far away
>Get ready to board my flight to Florida>Flight gets delayed for 8 hours >All of my plushies get confiscated by TSA>Finally board>There's a crying baby on board>Suddenly a bunch of brownoids stand up>Plane is getting hijacked>They're crashing the plane with no survivors >Ranjesh crashes the plane into a Florida swamp>Somehow survive with minimal injuries >Trudge my way through the Dark Souls swamp level>Lose a few fingers fighting a swamp crackhead >Manage to make it to """civilization">Check into my hotel>Spent 1000 dollars (plus tip) just to get a rat infested room>Have to trudge through the second Dark Souls swamp because I couldn't get a room at the actual venue (wasn't part of the privileged namefag circlejerk)>Get ambushed by a crackgator >He steals my con badge and stabs me>Fuck>Stumble onto Disney property covered in swamp goop, leeches and blood>Immediately get served a lawsuit by Disney because the leeches formed a pattern that vaguely look like Mickey Mouse>Spend another $75 to get a new badge>Wander into the vendor hall>Get trampled by a crowd of crazed normalfags because I walked by the stand selling limited edition glow in the dark Luna funko pops>Also get trampled by the NAACP because Popeyes announced a discount for people checked in at the hotel>They stole my shoes and wallet>Crawl my way to one of the venues, leaving a trail of ichor behind me>One of the gunfags thinks I'm a zombie and shoots me three times >Still determined to see at least one panel>Finally make it>Open the door>Physically can't walk the dinosaur anymore>Some faggot in a dress walks up on stage>"Alright guys, today we're going to be talking about Umamusume!">Die from cringe on the spot
Who's with me?
>>43448019Many such cases
Guys be weary of the evil 4chan sexer I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend who’s little brother’s niece dun got bit by a copperhead that there’s gonna be an evil fucked up man on the loose having sex with people who AREN’T wearing party hats, the evil sexer will be on the prowl, so make sure you wear your party hats, because I know that I am. God save those who dont believe me.
I wish I had a life-size plush of my wife so I could share her with all my friends at Mare Fair.
>>43448186Aren't you supposed to use the Rarity flag when you cuckpost?
>>43448186Theres been an influx of jeets and Brazilians in florida, might wanna be careful lugging something remotely woman shaped around the con, since the end of august is when all the vacationfags squeeze out their disney hotel stay before school starts Unless you’re into jeetnigger shitdick, in which case, ignore me.
>>43448239>jeetsEw.>niggersI mean...
>>43448186I dun’t wanna fuck the Fluttershy, you stupid bitch. She ain’t sexy!
>>43448362You also don't have any friends.
>>43448373I do, actually. One of them has a life-sized Cozy Glow pussy-haver doll and he tolded me I could fuck it if I wanna. But I’m not sure if I will, because I don’t see her as a sex toy.
>>43448346>Unironically into blackedHow much does your estrogen cost a week, huffy?
>>43448346Do confaggots really?
>>43448373I've seen the gollyfag. He incredibly has one friend/partner, which is nearly 1 more than the average here.
>>43448378I see (You) as a sex toy GollyFag.
Will there be an open bar?
>>43445796>I didn't make the listsad
>>43448479Don't worry. Just by going to Mare Fair (irl circlejerk), you are part of the attentionwhore sharty /nu-/mlp/ raiders. The list is a par-for-the-course damage control.
>>43448512>
>>43448525It's damage control because I say so (And Mare Fair got raped). Hope that helps!>B-butNope. I don't care
Current cope van status:Tuesday: 2 copersWednesday: 29 copersThursday: 33 copersCurrent signups, reply if you're missing:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ3UBE9QSPP36o6tJKdlCAAge6MTpdxF-Xo2zFE1Z6catdUEulHgJZ0boCaUd9sOG_mx7G5aCRPpE1i/pubhtmlPickup spot: outside Arrivals Terminal A, A11, floor 2.Preliminary service hours (with some flexibility)Tuesday Hopefully, 10:30 pm - 12 am (22:30 - 24)Wednesday 9 am - 12 am (09 - 24), some supply runs to Walmart (or similar) during the day.Thursday from 10 am - 4 pm (10 - 16) and 5 - 6pm (17 - 18) and 7 pm (19).>>43440657Wednesday or Thursday?>>43443723Noted
>>43448346Is that a bulge?
>>43448529>Hope that helps!Feminine internet behavior. Post tits.
>>43448529>It's damage control because I say so (And Mare Fair got raped). Hope that helps!Nah... (You) got raped... and I was madragon deez nuts ALL OVER those delicious dick-sucking-lips of yours!
>>43448538>Feminine internet behavior.>implying>>43448542>Nah... (You) got raped...>and I was madragon deez nuts ALL OVER those delicious dick-sucking-lips of yours!>
>>43448565Oh yeah I forgot... There are no GIRLS on the internet!
>>43448569>Oh yeah I forgot... There are no GIRLS on the internet!>newfag alert.jpgWe literally just talked about BCS. And she posted her tits already.
>>43448575>We literally just talked about BCS. And she posted her tits already.Autistic foids don't count (as foids). Hope this helps!
>>43445787
>>43448579>Autistic foids don't count (as foids).>Hope this helps!Okay but everyone here is an autist.
>>43448533>Is that a bulge?You don't know how to spot a bulge. Congrats, you're not gay.You don't know how to spot a belly pooch under a tight dress. Congrats, you've never touched a woman.I hereby certify you as a true horsefucker.
>>43448579BCS TITS?
>talking about autistic foids, their titties, and other eceleb nonsense
>>43448591>he wants to see a 3DPD's udders
>>43448593>Enters connigger thread>Is surprised to find connigger behavior
>>43448575>We literally just talked about BCS. And she posted her tits already.
>>43448610>
>>43448617>RatToo soon.
>it's the samefagging schizo againThese threads are peeving me off.
>>43448637>"You know that really PEEVES Me off!"
>>43448639>BalloonShop
>>43448642>>BalloonShop>He doesn't like BalloonShop
>>43448648BIGOUCH!
>>43448533>>Is that a bulge?
>>43448583
>>43447118Links
>>43447779Yes, possible starting with an ARDI know what you are.You think you are fucking smart?Military time is a dead giveaway.
>>43447701Thu, landing around 1600
>>43448680Got you down for 1600.>>43448679>Military time is a dead giveaway.Or it is how I and airports tell time. I'm flattered you think I'm that guy but I'm not.So add me properly to your list Dash.
>>43447541I was told hdmi will be provided. But I'll still be bringing my own just in case.
>>43448603Tits are tits, ya queer.
>>43448737>Tits are tits, ya queer>
>>43448737>Tits are tits, ya queer.But mares are superior.
>>43448703Love this.
>>43448730he's literally just the nazi imalou
>>43448772>he's literally just doing god's work
>>43448686>still not on the list
>>43448775>LARPing furfags good when they agree with MY politicsYou faggots deserved the Aryanne ban.
>>43448664
>>43448782>w-we must protect the jew(s)
>>43448788>pro-nazi post>88
>>43448788>we must protect the jew(s)This unironically. The chains that keep us together are stronger than blood, religion, family etc. This is the power of mares. No neo-nazis allowed at Florida Foalcon!
>>43448789>>43448816Why does Hiroyuki force us to endure this?
>>43448829>h-HIROSHIMA NAGASAKII!!! AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! SAVE US!!!!!!!You know that's what (you) sound like right now, right?
>>43448788There are no jews at mare fair
>>43448846G-Gulp…Yeah..NoNo jews…Haha…•3•—-
Know who else likes to make lists?(Inb4 IBM)
Which mascot has the fattest cunt?
>>43449016None of them have genitals
>>43448981Rolling for wawa mare
>>43448800>the power of maresFake fillyshill working for your hag-loving overlords. Get outta my Foal Con.
>>43449081>Confederate flag on a pony from New York???
nonoko in all fields
>>43449016>>43449026they all have big horsecocks canonically. ebonyglow told me this
>>43449088Erm, she's from the equestrian city of Manehattan, and she's repping her south equestrian heritage https://equestria-at-war.fandom.com/wiki/Confederation_of_Southern_States
>>43449133Straight to the top of the list
>>43449150>ermmm she's from-Shut the fuck up, southerner. This is a propaganda post from a BOT. I bet you were made by Sweet Apple Acres. Fucking earth ponies...
>>43448846Just want to make it perfectly clear, the ToS would have been the same even if we weren't coming. We had nothing to do with the changes, nor were we asked for our opinions about them.I would've come either way, desu.
The tranny hate is working. Be sure to bully any trannies that you see at Marefair. Let them know that they aren't welcome, and that they can find refuge by going back to xitter shitter and the "woke" conventions. Tranny, if you see this (and I hope you do), go back from whence you came.
Might as well make a post Got this current stock of ribbons to offer for trades (Can be another ribbon or a sticker or anything that isn't literal trash) or sale (3 dollars sound good? Mostly just wanna cover costs of em) Only have 1 leftover Gen1us ribbon, that one is strictly for trade. I have 100 each of the rest.I'll be carrying my mare wife with me if you need to find me, looking forward to helping out other ribbon sluts like myself.
>>43449199Unfortunately we can't make the double triangle of friendship at the pool party
>>43449150>Equestria at War>Maud Pie is a communist
>>43449224So when are you beheading the gollynigger?
>>43449224why do they all talk like this?
>>43449271Mental illness and the desire to shove it down everybody else's throat due to their own self-loathing. They feel like if they have to be that way, then everybody has to see their fucked up vision. Even if it is wrong.
>>43449224keep crying about it
>>43448846Gonderkike is there however
>>43448589I'll carry the title with pride o7
>>43449224>inciting harassment of trannies on a tranny boardYou arent very bright, are you nonny?
>>43449442>Tranny boardDo not place your associations on our board. You can tell lies to your own self, but we will not believe it.
Lmao really? I got warned for this?
>>43449456Don't play dumb. There is a higher concentration of trannies here than most other boards, other than the obvious. look at fucking ptfg alone. tf2. Pay attention to who has anonfilly plushies. Not everyone of course, but there are a lot of them.
>>43449635Me walking around in it and slapping my belly going ho ho ho I got gravy on my belly, i need more gravy
>>43449488the only posts allowed in /b/ nowadays is gooner materials
>>43449654Arryanne busy getting her gothic architecture experience in baroque piping
>>43449489There is zero trannies in /tf2/
>>43448531My plane lands Thursday 3:36 PM
>>43449081More like a false flagger. FillyGODS would never.
>>43448531I should land tuesday at 9pm so I can wait one hour in the airport.
>>43448531I am this anon:>>43440657I am retarded, it's for Wednesday. Thank you once more for your service, GlimmyGOAT
>>43449660>/tf2/>zero tranniesGood one, anon. But I've seen what you people look like. If you can't pick out who your troons are you might want your radar re-calibrated.
>>43449660>
>>43449787Name them.
>>43449489I have a lot of anonmare, does that mean I’m a troon now? Can I be a sneedhon or whatever that is?
>>43449820>Name them>implying i know any of you by nameAnon, I've only played on your server a handful of times, I'm just going by who I saw in a group photo that was posted somewhere on the board last year. I will admit it's entirely possible I'm misremembering and it's not your group. But there are some troons among you whether you realize it or not.>>43449834Liking anonmare does not read the same way that liking the filly does. She is just a fat sexy hag.
>>43449820Halifax, Gielnik, Linguini, CMK, Gonderlane, and more
>>43449876>>43449885I never went to /tf2/. I just wanted a quick rundown and knew that being adversarial would give better results.Grim if true.
Dont care. Didnt ask. Neck yourselves frama whores. Post ponies. Whens we going to wawa?
>>43449961I'm going to wawa your wawa, filthy whore!
>>43449876>liking anonmare does not read [as trans]In that outfit, she reads as the gayest inadvertent drag queen character I've ever seen in pony, and it's all she wears every Mare Fair.
>>43450035you have clearly never been to a cougar bar because that is how they look
>>43449961Have van, will Wawa
>>43449876didn't readanonmare is mommymarehhh
>>43446707Hey Faith, what're you up to nowadays?
>>43450064>>43449974I'm drivin down and also will be going to wawa at least once or twice for breakfast.
>>43449064Wawa is coming
>>43449224I've honestly seen more trannies at mare fairs than anywhere else in my life
KSC updateHello hello, arrived stateside and haven't died.Been sending out emails the past couple of days giving updates for KSC. So please check you inboxes, some of you have not paid and I am getting concerned now since you said you are committed to attending and the tickets have been booked.We're ready to go with the Bus Tours which I have sent update emails on. Just confirming starting times.We have had a couple of spaces open up for KSC so if you were on the fence about signing up but want to now. Just email me at kiwilatecomers@gmail.com with the subject line "Late to Nasapone KSC Trip 3" and I will be in touch. If I don't hear from people that have not paid by Monday I will be releasing those slots as well. With no refunds with this large a booking for me I have been refunding out of pocket As for the Medieval Times raid I will be getting things set in stone this week. So keep your eye open on your inbox please.
>>43450643How's the launch schedule looking? I'm down for a trip to get a good vantage of a launchSorry to hear about nigganons not paying :(
>>43450647Nancy Grace Roman is set to launch the morning of the 30th on a Falcon Heavy. That will be out on the pad for dress testing on the 27th There's a Starlink launch at about 1:30 in the morning on the 25th as well. mix of people withdrawing or not paying yet has been a bother
>>43450616You say this is if it's something that should be normalized instead of a growing problem.
>>43450643>>43450657>Niggers not reading the form and realizing it's a 100% commitment How much have you been fucked over by this?
>>43450665More than I was expecting/planning I'm out over a grand
>>43450676>Down $1000Nursebro please I'm begging you. Stop doing things for Mare Fair or at least accept tips for everything you do.
>>43450643>>43450676fucking bitches not being responsible I'm sorry man
>>43447192me
>>43450643A few days ago I sent an email to ministerkiwi@gmail.com about adding me on late to the Medieval Times raid and heard nothing back. Is it now too late?
>>43450209New connigger boogeyman just dropped
>>43450676Please. I beg you. Let morons who can't read face the consequences of their own actions.
>>43445787So close now lads
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYS
GET YOUR PARTY HATS ITS JUST A WEEK AWAY!!!! MARE FAIR TIME!!!
>>43450682I'll be honest with you I might do this>>43450682>>43450692>>43450843I will be releasing those tickets on Monday to allow anons who want to join to join.>>43450800Sorry for that I have not checked that account for a couple of days. I will check it and get back to you.
>>43450985>>43450989https://u.pone.rs/lkwkkzdu.mp4
I hope something bad happens and you niggers lose another venue.
>>43451069I hope we kiss and snuggle my nigga
>>43451069This year its kind of a guaranteed loss, its disney property, so its a 100% chance even the slightest bit of crude will get us banned unfortunatelyBut mare fair never dies! So just you wait, we’ll find another venue, and another, and one after that, and one after that….
>>43451136How long until they’re completely barred from the state of Florida, though? I mean, realistically, how many venues are going to keep giving a chance to a convention that gets kicked out of every single venue they’re in?
>>43451136From what I've gathered, the staff doesn't like the venue either but had slim pickings.So they'll try to find a new one for next year no matter what.
>>43451069We need a full blown Rainfurrest 2015 moment
>>43451069>>43451136“Marefair never dies” is a bad slogan.It just means they plan to replace the original audience with as many normies as possible just to sustain the con as long as possible, all the while not caring about board users (which were the primary original audience and contributing audience).This is already kind of reflected by the desperate Disney venue as >>43451136mentions, along with the 2 nohooves nonpony panels selected over actual pony panels (like come on the greenfag wanted a panel, so did the TTRPG guy)
>>43451147Where someone pisses in a Dashie-themed ballpit?
Mare Fair will continue to be a success for nine years, at least! And there's nothing shitposting tourists can do about it.
>>43451148>“Marefair never dies” is a bad slogan.How? It's a Technoblade reference woohoo
>>43451148>along with the 2 nohooves nonpony panels selected over actual pony panelsI still can't get over this. Who thought barbie shit at a convention about little horses was a good idea?
>>43451148>like come on the greenfag wanted a panel, so did the TTRPG guy?The TTRPG guy has a panel (deltagreen) and the greenfag didn't apply for one because he thought someone else would and by the time the schedule was out it was too late.
>>43451168It reminds me too much of “the ride never ends” and we all saw how much that got us raped again and again and again and again and it still keeps happening. NO!!!!! Mare Fair’s slogan will be, “Mare Fair will never suck, but if it ever does one year, we will immediately cancel it FOREVER and apologize and admit our mistake.” That’s the better slogan. We don’t want Mare Fair to turn into another MLP.What if each Mare Fair is roughly analogous to seasons of the show? I wasn’t around for one or two, so I don’t know how their kinoness compares. Three was okay to me, but is this year going to be like Season 4?>>43451167No! That’s a horrible number of years for something pony-related to last.
We are extremely retarded and we fucked up our travel and hotel dates and will be there this weekend instead of next. We'll be in orlando til the 25th. Cannot reschedule. Anyone else down for early mare fair lobby con? I have olyfactory plushies to trade
>>43451209You mean you're going to miss the whole con?
>>43451209post pics of the venue
>>43451209>We'll be in orlando til the 25thI'll only be starting my drive south that day. :(
>>43451170Woah it's almost as if mare fair fags hate ponies or something.
>>43451231I hate your pony, StrawberryFag, because she’s a shitty non-canon Haber OC who exists only to be a meme.
>43451236Try actually watching the show next time offboarder.
>>43451239Fake.
cross posting from /create/ but I’ve been working on my two anon suits for me and my friend.The second one I want to try adding eyebrows and a mouth with the question mark to mimic some of the artfag styles.
>43451243>Fakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xvjii3M6iM&t=517sBut enough about your vagina. Once again, try actually watching the show next time offboarder.
>>43451253Fake video. The scene actually had Cozy Glow, stupid.>But enough about your vagina.But I have a penis and never gotted the bottom-surgery, unlike (You), Mrs. StrawberryTranny.
>Troon is delusional>Connigger is a liarImagine my shock.
>>43451022>he doesnt know
>>43451264>Troon is delusionalThat’s not a very nice way of talking about yourself, StrawberyBitch. Remember to practice self-love, because nobody else will ever love you!>Connigger is a liarWow, you’re going to Mare Fair now?! Sweet! I was worried I’d be the only tranny there!
It would be based if the cafeteria/whatever served food from the official baking book. Like Chimi-Cherry-Changa!
>>43451285It would be based if you died
>>43451285Yes! Me and a fwiend and gonna make some of these together pretty soon… using cannabutter! ;)
>>43451287You replied to the wrong person. But in spite of whose fault it was, I’m only commenting on why the slogan brings up bad feelings for me, similar to when you eat too much literal shit and it comes back up again in your mouth.
HOOOLY SHIIIT STRAWBFAG VS GOLLYFAG!!!1!
>>43451308Yeah, but it wasn’t replying to me. I picked up that it was in reference to what I wrote from the context.Not sure why the post and some of the replies are now deleted, though. I’m guessing that it wasn’t just you realizing that what I said was true, as some replies are gone too. I’m guessing the mods don’t want people talkin’ ’bout the AJ thing???
>>43451335>There are two Brandons
What the fuck is going on?!
>>43451347Normies won.
>>43451357We are going to rape (You)!
>>43446030You are a sad, pathetic little man, and you have my pity.
>>43451285I have this book and really want to bake a bunch of stuff from it for a con. Maybe next year. This year I cant really afford to do it the way I would like. >>43451245Nice!!Pic unrelated.
>>43451355
>>43445787>do this>OP(listanon) made ALL the posts (even Strawberryfag's)I'm getting tired of these FAKE-ass threads, shitting up the catalog...
>>43451449>Expose Samefags.gifDon't do this! It deletes System32(Win), on Mac it just starts displaying dolphin porn.
>>43451451I cummied inside of Silver Spoon, but I didn’t enjoy it. She’s just not hot to me. She should’ve been Diamond Tiara.
>>43450989>GET YOUR PARTY HATS ITS JUST A WEEK AWAY!!!!>MARE FAIR TIME!!!FUCK YEAH!!!
So why is this gachaslop panel at the My Little Pony fan convention again?
>>43450643>>43450676Get a tip jar or something. It's fucking bullshit you're out money for doing this.
Can we skip to the next comfy thread already?
>>43451499>Deleted in under 10 minutes Back to spamming reports because someone doesn't like your shitty con? Pathetic, but expected.
>>43451490>Can we skip to the next comfy thread already?>implying this thread isn't "comfy"Anon, I...
>>43451490>Can we skip to the next comfy thread already?Ignore the threadshitters, anon. They're strawb trying to demoralize (as per usual)
>>43451525>Ignore the threadshitters, anon.>They're strawb trying to demoralize (as per usual)TRUE.
>>43451527I liked him better as Withered Foxy.
>>43451527If speaking the truth is "demoralizing", then that says more about your kind than me.
>>43451533>I liked him better as Withered Foxy.W-WHO??
>>43451537>W-WHO??>>43445498
>>43451541>>43451537Anthro furfag who hates cons. (It's Strawb's alter ego.)
>>43451534>If speaking the truth is "demoralizing", then that says more about your kind than me.>
>>43451545>Anthro furfag who hates cons. (It's Strawb's alter ego.)Oh. I must've missed that. (or probably blocked it out of my mind).
>>43451537>>43451541>>43451545>>43451550S-strawb is a furfag?
>>43451554>S-strawb is a furfag?Yes. It was confirmed earlier. >>43446720
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I guess this thread is what happens when you let Spec make the thread instead of THE GollyFag.
>>43445787Honestly this shitposting is just soo distracting. It pisses me off, why is Strawberryfag such a cunt? This is why we can't have nice things.
>>43451568Just hide the posts.
>>43451568Give me one valid reason why I should stop being mean to you faggots?
>>43451570>Just hide the posts.
>>43451589little shit
>43451589
Damn, this thread... is fucked.
>>43451577Really? Can't even come up with one reason? Pfft.
>>43448679>Military time is a dead giveaway.Military time is based and everyone should use it.
Will there be any excursions to Wawa?
>>43451628Every pony for themselves
>>43451479Crash all non Pony panels. Make them wish they never applied. Make them wish they never came to the convention in the first place.
>"Psst... Hey babe.">"Wake up.">"It's National Bacon Lovers Day...">"Now just lay back, and let me work my magic..."
>>43451635OH GOD... SHE'S BACK!!!
>>43451605Flurry Heart is absolutely atrocious, though.
Aren't Umas at least tangentially related tho.
>>43451635This meme sucks
>>43451669because your an offboarder
>>43451635This but with Twi
>>43451728>stallionface
>>43451022I'm so tired from recognizing Josh just by noooticing his repetitive style of humor
>>43451666These no hooves slags have nothing to do with pony. But you already knew that.
it just needs some circus music
>>43451822O.M.G, there I am! Hi mom!
>>43451666Tbqh I don't mind having an Uma panel. There's definitely plenty of meat for discussion in comparing them to mlp
>>43451832>I don't mind having an Uma panelYikes
>>43451832If it makes the effort for a crossover like Fallout Equestria or pic related, I agree. If it's weebs squatting at the convention for the same reason Filly Funtasia is allowed here, it's wrong.
>>43451810>uma>moon for horseAh yes,
>>43451851>If it makes the effort>Fallout Equestria Lmao
>>43451860>says nothing about pic related being just an 8 line songWe get it, you hate Fallout 3 and Kkat's lesbo self insert.
>>43451832>Go to the Umamusume panel at mare fair 2026>Nobody is up front>Bunch of annoyed looking anons sitting in chairs>A few get up to leave>Suddenly, Anon strides into the room>Muscles bulging from beneath his green morph suit>It's the only thing he's wearing>No suit>No tie>He's holding one singular goldship pony plush in his right hand>He walks to the front of the room>He produces a knife with his other hand>He ritually stabs the plush in the ass with the knife, letting out a screech>Everyone in the room is frozen>The knife falls to the floor>Anon sets the mare gently upon the panel table>With his bare hands, he rips open the front of the morph suit to reveal his throbbing erection>He picks up plush goldship>Without a single word, he both literally and metaphorically fucks the stuffing out of the little white horse>Her toupee-mane-thing flopping in the air as she gazes back at the shellshocked crowd of other anons>Nobody dares even try to stop him>He releases a guttural cry of rage as he cums, flooding the little mare with his seed in front of the entire panel room>Disney police burst into the room, but it's too late>The ritual is complete>Anon lets go of goldship, putting his hands on his hips>His cock alone holds her aloft>"IT IS I, STRAWBERRYFAG" he announces>the room erupts into applause>mfw
>>43451887As any normal anon should.
>>43451905Most anons are abnormal.
Sigh. I guess I'll put on the una costume
the uma panel is a thinly veiled horsepussy respect button which is why I will be in attendance
Am I making a mistake bringing a bunch of projectors and show copies to just let them play 24/7?
>>43452148nah that would be awesome, the only question is whether the hotel has a stick up their ass
>>43451021It could have been sent to junk I sent from a horsefucker.org domain. I'll try again later tonight.
>>43451784>"Anon, I have Josh fatigue."
>>43452165It's a Disney hotel, so of course they do.
>>43452175Horsefucker.org is not kosher with gmail
>>43452165>>43452265Wait wait waitDisney?Im fucking going to the cry vaulted nazi pedo land of corporate megamerica?Ah fuck a shitIm guessing its too late for refunding anything?
>>43448531I'm arriving on the 26th at 1:15PM
>>43451143They've never been kicked out of any venue One venue didn't renew contract, the other two wanted them back idk where this falsehood comes from
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>>43451822>Photonwhy?
>>43452725idki like orange?
