>due to a misunderstanding Pinkie Pie accidentally has the entire town convinced you taste like ice-cream cake
>>43458441>rape
okay, it's not like the ponies are going to murder and eat me just because they think i taste good.
>>43459178>anon was devoured by a live crowd of mares, ripped to pieces down to the marrow
>>43459183Well that's silly, it'd be more like a shark attack. After the first bite everypony would realize you don't taste good at all.
I'll just cover myself in my own semen, that'll keep those crazy ponies away
>>43459242>he doesn't know
>>43458441Just have them line up to give me a test lick. After they know the truth I'll tell them. It's actually just my cum that tastes like ice-cream cake.
>>43459244What do you mea
>>43459264That wasn't semen...
>>43459244>>43459264>>43459269>little did Anon know that Pinkie replaced his semen jar with cake frosting
