Here’s the map: https://marefair.org/map/Back by unpopular demand, it's the next Mare Fair thread! Map coming soon!Our schedule is now live! Check it out!https://marefair.org/schedule/>https://marefair.org/schedule/>WhereOrlando, Florida>WhenAugust 28-30, 2026Register today!https://marefair.org/register/>https://marefair.org/register/Any other questions? Check out our website!https://marefair.org/>https://marefair.org/Official threads and announcements will be posted by one of these tripcodes:CadBrad !!NmVxFKIXcrrEbonyGlow !!eSW1dXRikgkGollyFag
>>43458569First for I love Strawbfag!
Should I bring uv lights for the rave?Got a bunch of ac powered 20 watt plus units
LAST CALL is there any interest in a MLP diaper/crinkler merch table or exchange room event?
>>43458596No. Kill yourself.
>>43458596yes we will all meet at redacted
Is there a signup sheet for the cosplay competition yet?
>>43458569>cant even be bothered to update the OPi hope this faggot stops posting
>>43458569Gollynigger, get off the board and go get ready for Mare Fair
Is it worthwhile to have spent 300 on electronics for mare fair that I likely wont use until the next one?
I'm afraid of bringing my custom handmade plushie across the border, could there be anything about it that could give me issues?
>>43458657The cocaine you've stashed inside it.
where are the tripfags?
>>43458675Gollynigger keeps making threads
I think I'll bring my EHM lanyard to dab on the burgers.
>>43458701Careful, they may start to seethe when seeing filly enjoying bottle of kofola.
>>43458707That's on the badge, not the lanyard.
soon
is it normal that this year the email i got at registration didn't have a qr code?
>>43458899Yeah. If I remember correctly, they’re not even gonna ask for it, they’re just gonna check your ID.
any other conventions going on simultaneously with us?
>>43458926SuCon
Only four days until I finally meet the one, the only… GlimmyGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I’m also gonna see some of the rest of yous that day too. Five days till the con proper. :3
>>43458701based eurochad, I will be doing the same
>>43458886Thank goodness I'm not the only one bringing a spare tire to Mare Fair!
>>43458596I have easy ups but dont know if anyone wants them.
>>43458944Never meet your heroes.
Rarity's Chariot (Or Rariot) update.Thursday: 6 confirmed at 0830, 1600 x2, 1730, 1920, 2000.Once again, anyone that wants a ride when I get to the airport is welcome to one.For those that missed my first post, please keep in mind that I will have limited space for luggage and passengers.Pickup spot: Same as Cope Van. Outside Arrivals Terminal A, A11, floor 2.Hours are Thursday from 8:30 am - 10 pm (0830-2200) with some breaks for lunch and dinner.
>>43459002He’s not my hero, he’s my friend.
4 days until my flight to florida, got my pony shirts picked out and ready to go
>>43459030How normie of you
>>43459030How based of you
>>43459030How of you
>>43459030How marely of you
soon (2)
>>43459065>What the dealer shows me after I ask if he's got the stuff
>>43458944I'll be there in 3
>>43459258>Tfw STILL haven't made the listBros, It's so over...
>>43459273Idk about you, but I wouldn't be living up to my name if I was identifiable by posts
Neeeed to get on the list for next year. My plan is dress up cringy, and be as cancerous as possible
>>43459301So, a fursuit?
>>43459309Fursuits are actively encouraged by mare fair staff though (unlike ponies, because several of them were banned)
>>43459301I would recommend having fun instead of trying to get on some guy's list of people he dislikes
>>43459312
>>43459312>staff encourages fursuitsI'm aware. But when anon says 'costume', 'cringey', and 'as cancerous as possible', my brain says 'fursuit'
>>43459324And yet barbiefag panels are allowed. Odd!
>>43459312bait used to be believable
>>43459324That's just lipservice. Not outright banning it = encouraging it.>>43459327>Muh baitNoticing things isn't bait.
>>43459337this bait is even worse
>>43459309Okay not that cringey. Just cosplay
>>43459348>It's BAIIIIITIt's basic logic.
>>43459258Why am I still not on thereIm a sponsorI make fucked up pornAndIm jewish
>>43459379>Im jewishI'm glueing pennies to the bottom of the pool
lol the official thread dropped, gollyfag btfo!
>>43459386Sounds like a waste of your time and moneyYoull get disney adults breaking your spine cause you made a hidden mickey when they measure from a penny to their eyes
I finally finished my last fucking painting, it's all filled in, anything left would just be minor touch-ups.
>>43459395Not even didney dolts can compare to horsefucker heinousness
>>43459401Im just hoping I can finally get some ass fucking onIts disney, certainly there have to be anons who can appeal to my fetishes
>>43459258Just call this man International Business Machines because we all goin on a list
>>43459258>"mare fair would be better with out these namefags">proceeds to namedrop anyone he can think ofget a load of this guy ladies and gentlemen
>>43459386So you'll be at the con?
stop replying to the UNOFFICIAL thread, you faggots>>43459097
>>43459454Nah, I prefer to make people seethe
>>43459454>Not using lucky roll instead of that nigger
>>43458596Yes!!
>>43459454But...but the thread said it's True? People wouldn't lie on the internet, would they?
>>43458569amre
Whoopsie
FOUR MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that we're back in the TRUE thread again, I can talk about how excited I am to stealth crinkle around the con in my ponysuit.>>43458596Looking forward to it.
>Ban con threads>Board improves instantly
>>43462172Target acquired
>>43462172Real talk I've never worn a diaper in adulthood and browsing /dpg/ has made me curious but I'm nervous about taking them up on their offer of pampering me at their room party because what if it's just uncomfy and weird?
Is there gonna be a Floridia Foalcon this time or are we gonna get banned for that?No more filly fiddlers?
Head pony in charge pls check your email
>>43462370They feed us poison so we buy their “cures” while they suppress our medicine.
>>43462340Bro, neither have I, but I was a late bed wetter and therefore I can still remember what it was like to wear them, and it's just gross. Yeah, I'd rather piss a diaper than piss my pants. But we have these things called a BATHROOM.
>>43462414Nice. Thanks for the dick pic.>>43462562Maybe you just weren't ready to accept crinkly comfort back then.
>>43458886shut up polaris
>>43462436getting on the sex offender registry because I wore my "filly fiddler" shirt to disneyland!
>>43462736I wouldn't mind being a registered sex offender if it meant I got a free filly gf.
>>43462738This but unironically.
guessing this is the new thread now since the other one hit the bump limitanyways, 3 more days! \oco/
Anyone know if Mare Enthusiasts will have to put a deposit down when checking into the Hilton?>pic unrel
>>43462832Also wanting to know this. Also curious if the resort fee is included or not.
>>43460600Repostan here. Do you have any specific time or place to do the tatoos, tatAnon? You charging?
>>43462857Your room rate is as listed on the website. You should not be separate charged a resort fee if you are Enthusiast and above. The resort fee should otherwise be opt out.>>43462832It's $125 a day in general, I would imagine it applies to all rooms in the block including those booked through a badge. You *may* be able to opt out or request a reduction however.
Mimosa is about to make her pilgrimage back to Orlando and Filly will join her too, however she is being smuggled under the plane, like disgusting second worlder she is.
Spotted an anon on flight DL205 to JFK, say hi!
Another year, another trip, lessgo.>>43462995Wya anon?
>>43463006I'm on the same flight
>>43462370Yes there will be a FFC but I think we'll have to ask around the place for it or pay attention to the signs. Like hidden scriptures and symbolism probably in the conbook.
I suppose nopony is gonna be on my flight to Dallas from Montreal? YEG - YUL - DFWWell, I will be pretty conspicuous so if you spot me say hi I guess.Maybe I’ll meet another anon while laying over at Montreal!
>>43463188Niggaaaa.Tomorrow I'm YEG to KDenver at 0600.From there to Orlando landing like 1830
>>43463200mind putting that in normal 24hr and not “military time” cancer?otherwise im assuming 6am YEG to Denver, then landing in Orlando at 2:30pm?
2 more days until my 30 minute walk to mare fair
>>43463210Watch out, he's walking ovah here!
>>434632086:30p
Any anons at Chicago O'hare?
the last 2 Mare Fairs I went to went terribly, first one for social reasons, second one for social reasons and I got a god awful hangover, this one will definitely totally be the best, third times the charm!
>>43463268>Shitty normie con is terribleWhat? No way.
I think it's sweet people are organizing rides and stuff in here, friendship really is magic :-)excited for my first pony con, can't wait to be surrounded by people who understand that twilight is bestest and most perfect pony
>>43463304Sorry fag, but Luna and Sweetie Belle are simply better.Though all unicorns are good, so Twily pre-Alicorn counts too!
>>43463304I hope you have a wonderful experience. Marefair is easily the best con for 4chan anons. Everyone knows all the memes and themes, which makes it easier to make friends and have casual conversations.Plus, you get to see that we're ALL awkward weirdos behind our computers, so the ordinary issues with socialization are less applicable
I gotta ask (You), how many OG scarves are coming? First MF never heard or anything happening. Second MF onward I've seen anons posting that they lost their scarves by leaving one on a bush. Or in a room during a room party. Are they getting to be too old and too rare to wear?
>>43463304>Friendship is when I buy funko popsNo.
>>43463330oh for fucks sake
EMERGENCY RIDE NEEDEDI'm in the FL panhandle, a 10 min detour from I-10, so anybody traveling along the Gulf will pass by me. I had plans with a friend but these fell through and plan B is not looking promising either - please get in touch if you have room in your car. email at grod.arbenstein@tutamail.com but post here too so I know to check it.
>>43463208Bruh. Just minus 12 from the number.Also, seems meow I'm getting into Florida at 1600. WhoooYes, to Denver at 6. Now Orlando at 4
>>43463318What do you mean? Scarves are strongly encouraged whether they're 1, 2, or 3 stars
>>43463338Check your inbox
>>43463318Mine is definitely too old to wear, especially with the mom signatureI'll be bringing my three-star one though
>>43463359The off-color 3-star ones are super durable, worn all winter with minimal fraying even when loaded with a bunch of enamel pins. They're likely to be available in the vendor hall for any 4cc chads
On my way now.
>>43463338>>43463355This was a troll, to anybody considering, I still need a ride, thank you>>43463353If people are losing them it's because it's way too fucking hot to wear a scarf. The swag is not worth it.
>>43463376I have a scarf but I don’t respect the nu-4cc since management is enshittifying it.The only significance the 4cc has for /mlp/ is the three stars, team mascots, and jersey, other than that it’s forgettable and every time the 4cc general is dumped here it’s just offboarder tourists and Sou/Weedman complaining about ponies, while anons wordlessly dump pony images.Oh, and /mlp/ isn’t playing for a while since our last manager rigged our team against /u/ and made us lose on purpose (no coincidence he was a uma shill and skipped Daniel Ingram kino for forgettable Umaslop music during intermission)
>>43463330fluttershy's got her wings again time for one more rush surgery
>>43463382Lmao get pranked retard
>>43463382Check your inbox.
>>43463382Check your spam box
>friendship is watching ai soccer
>>43463353I mean exactly what I ask. I don't know if it's theft or just anons being goofy but I'm expecting to see at least two post how they've lost their scarf for a really silly reason.
Why do people like those scarves so much? A scarf is such a nothing article of “clothing,” and wearing one in summer in Florida is pretty crazy. If I owned one of those things or didn’t own one, my opinion would be no different at all.I actually had one in my possession very briefly. A friend sent me it with a couple Cozy Glow things so that I could deliver it to someone at Mare Fair. I was like, “Okay, whatever.” I never wanted to steal it or anything like that. I felt no emotions about it whatsoever.
>>43463387Mostly because I've been cheering for the team for over a decade, regardless of what retardation mgmt is doing 'this time'; it's about team pride and the superiority of /mlp/ having the only 3 stars.>>43463430It's plausibly both. I won't be frivilously trusting my swag, not because I expect shenanigens, but because diligence is the only way to ENSURE an absence of shenanigens>>43463441Beyond the previous, I wear my scarf to display my enamel pins
I am rapidly running out of space for mares
>>43463478shut up polaris
Hey, I'm thinking of bringing one of my plushies with some metal wire in the legs to Marefair. I'm flying there,so will the tsa care? If so how should I pack her? Should I just not take her and instead take another plush with no wire?
>>43463478Get rid of the white one up front. I told you already its banned.
>>43463483they don’t really care>t. Olyfactory Luna owner with wire stiffened wings
>43463441>The one thing that facilitates other boards interacting with each other in 2026>Conniggers hate itImagine my shock
>>43463498>The one thing that facilitates other boards interacting with each other in 2026implying I have any interest in /u/, /lgbt/, /sp/, /cm/ or other boards (doubly so because they don’t allow ponies).
My flight’s departing now but I’m starving. Many such cases
>>43463504Eat your cum. It's surprisingly tasty and fills me up when I'm craving a snack
>>43463481no
So why does this image make you so upset?
lessgo
snaggs
the foodening starts
eat up and grow stronk
gee anon, how come you get two desserts?
>Flying first class to mare fairI'd do the same if I weren't broke
>>43463304Well you're in luck!
>>43463553fat bastard
moar snaggs
>>43463566This Greedy Nigga Can't Stop Eatin!
Average plush load
>>43463573i thought about bringing all of mine, but i think im just gonna keep it to a single one of my waifu so i dont gotta lug around a bunch
>>43463462Oh, that’s a pretty good idea. I did have the problem of lack of space for all my pins, but never thought of that before.
>>43463589Bonus points if you can determine what symbol is formed by long-cat and the others inside
>>43463597weird swastika
she's big enough to fit in 1 (one) suitcase
>>43463600I am just a pony, I make mistakes from time to time
>>43463602>I am just a ponyP-post hooves...
>>43463597The Tree of Life from the Kabbalah?
>Unironically boarding an airplaneWhy am I supposed to pretend you guys aren't normies again?
>>43463597
>>43463612We have a winner!
>>43459396How many paintings did u make?
So let me get this straight you guys>go to cons>fly on airplanes>have friends>piss with your penisNormies, every single one of you.
How many anons are actually here already?Nobody I know have arrived yet, but I also rather not just sit around alone all day
>>43463631ill be there tomorrow afternoon, got one last shift i gotta take care of before driving down
>>43463612That is immediately what I thought.You're alright, GollyGnnostic.
>>43463635The tree of life predates Kabbala. If the jews can appropriate it, I reserve the same privilege
>>43463631>How many anons are actually here already?Zero. Real anons don't go to cons.
So this is mare fair huh?
>>43463652id take anime slop over furry bullshit any day
>>43463338bump for emergency
>>43463654You're literally going to a con that banned ponies before they banned fursuits and had a second life panel
>>43463661yeah i know. last year these stickers still got passed around to real anons anyway
>>43463664>real anonsAt mare fair? No.
borgir, in air
>>43463652>people still bitching about uma when it got btfo'd for mare masters 2lol, lmao even
>>43463677Nobody cares
>>43463680>NOOOO STOP NOTICING THINGS THAT WERE ON THE WEBSITENah.
>>43463677Fat fuck
>>43463338if things dont work out, you should be able to catch a greyhound or something, theyre not too terribly expensive I believe
>>43458596Yes, please bring a diaper disposal bag so I can tie it around your head you fucking faggot
>>43463547>>43463549>>43463552>>43463553>>43463566>>43463677Fucking fat ass, holy shit. Who eats this much on a plane
>"""mare""" fair
>>43463755Look at the times on the posts, this lardass is inhaling half the plane's food
>>43463755The usual faggot who keeps posting his flight photos on business class for every single fucking con he goes to in every ass end of the world. It's a bit much, just a little.
>>43463764Getting ready for that American diet
>>43463764>megarich chinese business owner anon flies in on private jet>estimated travel time 15 minutes>5 elite chefs working on custom meals to anons exact tastes>they even know what the ponies want>anon finishes his 6th full meal and dessert by minute 8>4chan pass lets him post it all live just in time to disembark
>>43462370best bet will probably be to find and talk to anons that seem in the know. look for fun emojis, wearable filly merch, and 2026 stuff if it happens to exist this year. network. friendship is magic.
>>43463900In-the-know anon here. There are no FFC plans this time due to behind the scenes things that have happened and what we were told. Sorry fellow filly-enjoyers but be on the look out for further news later on the board during the con.
Down at the pool, attractive anons only
>>43463992nta but maybe I'll finally get my first piece of filly merch this time around...
>>43464001>attractive anons onlySo what are you doing there?
>>43463992
>>43463677My flight got rebooked because of the delay of DL205, will board DL1740 departing at 7:59 pm instead of the 2:59 pm one. I will have to notify the hotel about it so they can change the check-in time
https://files.catbox.moe/i83bwt.mp3
Ok anons, i probably should have prepared earlier but here i am days before the con about to book flights. Any words of encouragement to stop me from being a little bitch?
>>43459435>namefagIt's forgetting what a namefag really is, which is someone using a full name on the board in a unofficial capacity on a thread instead of being Anonymous.
>>43464117This would sound better if it wasnt sung by a tone deaf autistic retard. Consider removing your vocal cords and paying someone else to sing.
>>43464206LMAO, enjoy carving your kidney out to afford a plane this soon
>>43463992This is wrong though
Where is it?
Almost at Mare Fair! Made a stop in Alabama earlier today to grab some Sweet, Sweet Bucees.
>>43464345HRT seems to be doing its job
>>43464350Long hair does not equal troon, anon.
is this loss??/
>>43464345Your lips are really dry. Instead of not drinking any water you could wear a diaper. I speak for all of us, just wear one we’re all doing it
>>43464008True. Anons don't go to mare fair.
>>43464352I meant the attentionwhorish need to facepost on 4chan, but sure, let's pretend the hair is the only tranny thing you engage in.
>>43464353She should be fatter. I want to tongue fuck her navel.>>43464358>He doesn't know it's a picture of a youtuber >Same picture was posted last year with a similar caption
>>43464345>Buc-ee'sHoly normalfag
>>43464117is this a vocal-extracted version of the song? it does sound a lot like anontheanon in a lower register
>>43464362Cope
>>43464362nta but A. didnt go last year and B. I dont know every literally who-tuber in existence
>>43464345Come back to my room later
>>43464376>Branded condomsSo why am I supposed to pretend cons aren't for normies again?
>>43464362*navels
>>43458999I'm going to be landing around 6 PM on Thursday. Is there still room on the last two trips or on the cope van?
>>43464390>Go on vacation>Browse 4chan in your hotel room all dayGrim
>>43464390>dwm
>>43464357Oh strawb. The suggestion that you're at all attractive, and not fat as fuck is the most laughable fantasy of all
>>43464437Nobody suggested that. Why do you feel the need to pretend not to understand whats being said?
>>43464394Well let's see what's happening at the actual conventi- oh... Yeah I don't blame him.
>>43464390that’s a average amount of food for the average sized american
>>43464390I know that hat
>>43464470>Three bags of chipsHow skelly are you that that is a lot of food to you?
>>43464376Whats your room number?
>>43464456I'm gonna have so much fun with you for the next week
>Dolly Parton recolor in leaked Opening animation>Dolly Parton dies todayBros... Did we kill her...?
>>43464513>Muh literal who eceleb diedNobody. Cares.
>>43464451The lack of awareness
Boring ah vacation
>>43464513>Marefair 2025 kills Haru Urara>2026 we sacrifice DollyF
>>43464529>The lack of argumentsI accept your concession
waiting for my flight
>>43464539whip out your cock so you can jelq while you wait
>>43464523>Dolly Parton is an ecelebDo you know how much of an ignorant/idiot newfaggot youhave to be to make such a claim?No, you don't, because you're an ignorant/idiot newfaggot
>>43464213Im employed so that doesn't matter too much. The gang bang FOMO would hurt harder
>>43464489>4 bags of chips>one bag of gummies>a box unit of something edible, whatever “thrills” are>another bag of what I assume to be chips
>>43464534>no counterpoint
>>43464548Parton these nuts faggot.Oldfags will cry wolf when nobody recognizes a literalwho, but then teach nobody who their literalwho is
>>43464548Do you know how much of an ignorant/idiot newfaggot you have to be to wear a flag?
>>43464550>Thinking this is a lot of foodWhy do Euros eat as if they're rationing amidst wartimes?
>>43464557>t. BrraaaaapAmerica is the only country where over ~60% of the population is overweightI think about 30-40% are obese out of that 60%.
>>43464553>>43464554Ooh, I got two on the line! And only a second apart!To the one point, if you don't know who Dolly Parton was, then you're a special kind of basement dweller.To the other, i'll accept ignorant, and i'll accept idiot
>>43464565Post skin and bones, thinny
>Oh boy time to dedicate 99% of my thoughts to America for some reasonWhy are peons like this?
>>43464523Terrible trolling. Just awful low tier boring slop. I’d say I hope you find Jesus but you’d think he’s an eceleb too.
>>43464572Because the only reason to go to cons is to fuck and/or get fucked.It's held in America, which has a lot of fat people, who no one really wants to fuck.So, when the people who go to cons can't find anyone they'd like to fuck, they complain.Is this really all that surprising to you?
>>43464626The boring never ends
Hi Anons!Those of you interested in the ICON park trip tomorrow, please prepare to meet up in the hotel lobby late tonight, around 11pm or even later. We'll sort everything out in person.I wish I had an exact time to give but there's multiple flights and the cope van involved so please understandu.
>>43464617Jesus IS an eceleb. Evangelical Celebrity.>>43464626>Conniggers don't care about poniesOh woooow
bump for emergency >>43463338>>43463692greyhound bus is both 15 hrs minimum and surprisingly more expensive than a flight. I've talked to some people who maybe could give me a ride, and it is proving to be inconvenient - I'm sure someone can squeeze me in somewhere but it would suck about as much as a flight or a greyhound. What I'm really looking for here is a convenient "oh sure I have room, tag along" situation that will put less pressure on my friends (who are willing to take great inconveniences like a 10 hr detour to get me there bless them)
>>43464659Why don't you take the inconvenience upon yourself?
>>43464659Have you considered... just... like... not going to that shitty con?
>>43422293>>43424614Blind retarded anon here looking for these two niggas on the left. I missed the second post saying you two wanted to room again. I will be in Thursday around 1:30PM. I'll try to keep an eye on whatever thread is active for a response again. Post a picture of the anon cosplay I did last year so I can find your response easier.
KSC and Maredival Times Raid UpdatesFinally got some roaming data that works properly thank fucking god. Arriving in Orlando tomorrow night and excited to have everything planned.For Kennedy we may have a two slots left as there were people that didn't pay so I booted them from the list. So feel free to show up in the lobby and we can talk payment then.As for Maredival Times, I finally got a group quote last night so I sent emails with payment information and other such things earlier today.So sorry for the wait, this weekend is going to be wonderful though. It'll be good to see you all again.
>>43463387Bee the Change anon I see you have passion
>>43463498>>43463501I fucking hate jannies for banning the Board Balls. That was some kino interaction
>>43464676>>43464688>>43464692I thought we were rid of you
>>43464698Somehow...Kiwi returned
>>43464676I could throw moneys your way and have my own transportation. Depends on when I arrive to Orlando from my drive tomorrow evening/Thursday morning.
>>43464721Just been busy with traveling and preparing for everything. Doesn't help the two hotels I've been at have blocked 4chan. >>43464725Keep in touch and I appreciate you informing me you have transportation.
Current cope van status:Tuesday: 3 copersWednesday: 37 copersThursday: 37 copersCurrent signups, reply if you're missing:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ3UBE9QSPP36o6tJKdlCAAge6MTpdxF-Xo2zFE1Z6catdUEulHgJZ0boCaUd9sOG_mx7G5aCRPpE1i/pubhtmlPickup spot: outside Arrivals Terminal A, A11, floor 2.Preliminary service hours (with some flexibility)Tuesday most likely, a single 10:30 pm (22:30) run.Wednesday 9 am - 12 am (09 - 24), some supply runs to Walmart (or similar) during the day.Thursday from 10 am - 4 pm (10 - 16) and 5 - 6pm (17 - 18) and 7 pm (19).For Copers Today, meet up at the Delta luggage pickup at Terminal B, and we'll walk to the rental pickup. There will not be a stop at A11.>>43459585Which date and time are you arriving at the airport?Tips are appreciated and you'll get a Cope-sticker.>>43459744I have >>43394695 at that time slot.>>43462713Sorry, last run will be 7:00 pm from the airport, check with Rariot.>>43459538Noted
If you need to get in touch with Cope van, there is a discord user to DM: copevan>>43459786Noted>>43461685Noted>>43462504Noted>>43462509Noted>>43462511Noted
>>43462544Noted>>43462680Noted>>43463016Noted.
>>43464761>Off board discord for even the copevanNormie Fair for conniggers
>>43464659So where do you live anon?
>>43464823read the post, email me and we can talk specifics
Hello fellow mare lovers! do (You) have what it takes to collect 1 of each of my Mare Fair Anonfilly stickers? Ill be leaving them around the con for you all to find be sure to keep a keen eye out for the coveted GOLD PITY
>>43464828These are great!
>>43464860Its my first sticker set I hope to make more for the next Mare Fair too! each year a lil something different
Denny's is out of fucking tendies
>>43464884How far is the Denny's from the venue? Would a car be necessary?
>>43464888Walkable for non Americans, it's about a 23min walk from the hotel
>>43464906>46 min round tripA trek, then
>>43464884>Going to restaurantsYikes
>>43464759Might there be a spot for someone landing at 10:40 AM on Thursday, with two bags? It'll probably be closer to noon by the time I get to the pickup spot.
>>43464916Tbh>Imagine not just stocking the fridge with deli meat, cheese and bread and eating that all con
>>43464943>putting bread in the fridgeDo Americans really?
>>43464952>Americans Americans Americans Americans Americans Americans>How can I make this about my obsession with America?>Americans Americans Americans Americans Americans AmericansGet a hobby you fucking loser peasant
>>43464952>Cold meats>Cold cheese>Cold veggies>Cold condiments>Cold breadIt just makes sense
>>43464952More refreshing that way
>>43464952American bread has to go in the fridge. It's like American eggs.
Can we get the baitspam back? It's far more preferable to Yuros discover America #27725381736381625382816273837326278
>non Americans at MY MareFair
>>43464975>conniggers on MY board
>>43464964>>43464966>>43464967Been a burger all me life, never refrigerated bread. Only European faggots and their sourdough.
>>43464982You refrigerate European faggots?
>>43464914I mean if you're walking with frens part of the fun is walking and talking
>Spam reports whenever they get upset>Want words that make them mad banned>You get banned for criticizing them>There's a barbie panel at mare fairNooooooticiiiiiiing
>>43464981>he says on the con thread
I'm American and I must admit that I've become even fatter since the last Mare Fair. Any recommendations for how to get skinny for Mare Fair 5? No, I won't be taking Ozempic.
>>43464992You could always take your own life instead.
>>43464992Eat less, move more. You'll lose a pound by MF. If you want to lose more weight, continue to eat less and move more. You'll lose 50 pounds by next MF.
>>43464914>46 minute round trip>A trekI can see why the original anon specified "for non-americans". I can't imagine that being a trek at all, just normal-to-short even
>>43464988This, unless you're a total sperg the walk is part of the fun
Why is this thread full of faggot peons fron niggerstan whining about America?
>>43464992Beef gelatin packs a lot of protein in it, if you’re eating a box of Mac and cheese or some soup shit put the gelatin in it. You will be full. Also drink a gallon of water per 100 pounds of body weight. If you don’t have arfid like 90% of these autists you can eat cabbage soup with rice and you’ll drop about a pound a day if you’re way over 200, you can have as much as you want a season it to your liking.
>>43465024>arfidwhat that?
>>43464222Prove it then. That's right, you can't.
>>43465027It’s basically a side effect of autism. Fear or disgust at certain foods. My brother has it, only eats chicken sandwiches. he fears sour cream and soup.
>>43464943I was gonna do eggs, onions, bell pepper, ham, and tortillas for breakfast burritos
>>43465039I was gonna do your mom but then I found out she wasn't a pony
>>43464365https://files.catbox.moe/3lgrx8.mp3
>>43465039Sounds delicious. I was kinda sick of my deli meat sandwiches after 3 days of it breakfast and dinner. I may try to spice it up this time, with what? Don't know
>>43465047She's cremated, anon$20
>>43465056I hate the mare fair ocs so much. They're fucking stupid.
>>43465056I love the mare fair ocs so much. They fuck me so stupid.
>>43465075I love mare. Me stupid
>>43465075They make for a great LED mousepad
>>43464345Marefair has more trannies now?
>>43465078thats actually pretty peak anon
>>43465075Im going to get my hooves on all the mascot pins somehow
>>43465078I would be so happy if that thing caught fire somehow
>>43465036So glad I don't have autism
>>43465088No need to be jealous
>>43465094I'm not jealous of your ugly mare mousepad
>forgot pic
>>43465097>Razer mouseYup. That one's going in my connigger cringe compilation
We need more Denny's mares
>>43465108Need to see her getting flattened by a steam roller
>>43465111>Flattening fetishThis truly is the most degenerate board
>>43465119I forgot that was a fetish I just want to see her die horribly.
>>43465078Holy kino.
>>43465121No need to be skittish, Anon. We're all friends here. You can share your weird, deranged, freakish and disgusting fetish here. Nobody will judge you.
>>43465131I already shared a non exhaustive list of my fetishes. Flattening is not one of them.
>>43465137Alright, buddy, I'll let it go. You "don't" have a flattening fetish ^;)
>>43465137This guy pretty clearly has a flattening fetish
>>43465121>>43465137>wanting ponies to die is your fetishoh.... that's grimdark... please use the proper tags and spoilers next time for the normies or we will have to give you a formal written warning.
>>43465148>>43465149total connigger death can't come soon enough
>>43465154Total you death can’t come soon enough
>>43465153>a formal written warning.You better get typing then. You can send it to my email.>>43465156I will live a long life purely out of spite. If you want me dead, come kill me.
>>43463478how do you keep so many mares satisfied??I can barely cum in one plushie per day
>>43465162Drop a location
>>434651641600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC
>>43465170I’m not referring to your blowjob palace fat faggot
>>43465164Typical con nigger. Resorting to violence. >but I’m going to get you!No>please please please!Sorry kid. Don’t make me bring foxy out.
>>43465173Fine. 31 Spooner Street, Quahog, Rhode Island.
>>43464992nicotine
>>43465164>Expecting him to back anything upYou got a lot to learn, kid
>>43465177Fine then 1571 Hotel Boulevard, Lake Buena Vista
are there any goodwills or pawn shops or flea markets nearby? would anyone want to go thrifting with me during slow times? i dont really have much interest at being at the con the ENTIRE time
>>43465164308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. Bring lube.
>>43465194>going to the con to avoid the condo normies really
Tuesday pickup changed, go to B24 arrivals, level 2
>>43465131Okay, anon. I like weight gain, vore, farts, belches, rimjobs, date rape (if it's happening to me), facesitting, forcefeeding, inflation, anything that makes a belly bigger except pregnancy, and more!
>>43465198i just like thrifting in other states anon
Typical conniggers will false flag me yet again. Worthless.
>>43465218No, reply
>>43465198I mean... have you seen the schedule? They have umamusume and eqg panels.
that big smooch is still up for grabs cutie
>>43465195Ha! I passed by there on my road trip to the grand canyon! Also Juan Tabo!
>>43465223the uma panel got scrapped and replaced with mare masters, do you niggers even check the schedule anymore
>>43465227it shouldn't have been accepted in the first place
>>43465227The fact that it was there at all speaks volumes>Ignores the eqg panelLol
>>43465195WaltuhGet off the thread WaltuhI'm not rooming with you at Mare Fair, Waltuh
I want to do the mareoke panel, but I tried singing outside and couldntI can roll along in my carHow do I fix?Do I just drive my car in, roll up the windows and sing like its a drive through Im getting burgers at?
>>43465231the eqg panel can save itself if they bring out brandon the brony pony on stage
>>43465241>roll up the windowsYou know that will make you harder to hear, right?
>>43465212If you go to a milsurp shop, I'd love to go with
Strawberryfag was right.
>>43465258>McD's appFatass
>>43465258>McD appHe fell for the scam
>>43465267It's the Mcd's UK app, actually worth in it britistan
I am halfway theretremble in fear, ye mortals
>>43465300Dangerously based
this is going to be my first ever pony con. gonna be there late morning on thursday, how do i hit the ground running making friends and socializing? i saw this one guy last year in the thread who said he stayed in his hotel room most of the con and im scared that might end up being me.im begging you, how do i avoid this fate?
>>43465309Literally just talk about ponies.
>>43465309Talk to people anon
>>43465309Are you part of the discord circlejerk? If not, then don't even bother trying.
>>43465309Always try to gather a group for everything you wanna do, post in the thread about it or shout it out in the lobby, join other people gathering groups. And yeah of course introduce yourself if you're standing next to a fellow horsefucker, it's easy once you've tried it two or three times. Put yourself out there and you'll find or build yourself a friend group in no time.
>>43465309Compliment people on their pony swag/plushies. Ask about their opinion on best pony. Be understandably excite, but not clingy (you'll see them again)
>>43465163what kind of heathen do you take me forthat's what the stallion plushies are for
>>43463529I want his hat
>>43465220>no ponylove
>>43465309You kinda just have to hope it doesn't happen
>>43465309Really just go and chat up people waiting in line for panels and vendor shops if ya doodle bring a sketch book and sit at the art tables ask for pointers or favorite ponies to practice with use how ya got into the fandom or when ya started lurking the board as ice breakers reminisce about peak pony its really that easy
>>43465309if you find yourself in your room, check the thread, there's usually some sort of call to meet up and do something. If not you can even take the initiative and call out a rallying point like "meet in the lobby in 15 min for a dashie goon sesh, I'm the one wearing the plap plap unf dashie shirt"
>>43465309If you're an American then this shit should come naturally; just strike up random conversations with people. Small talk about poni. You're among horsefuckers who will likely be spangled out in autism, so it will be easier to find topics in common. "Nice plush, who made her?" "What threads do you frequent?" At the same time, be prepared for answers you do not like and be prepared to roll with those psychic punches, because if you're confrontational and aggressive then a lot of people, even /mlp/ anons, are going to look for a quick exit. That doesn't mean you have to roll over and eat slop uncritically, it just means "don't come off like a tryhard."If you're not an American, time to start being sociable like one.
>>43464659>>43463338bump for emergency ride from FL panhandle
>>43465209I too occasionally indulge in vanilla tastes
We have arrived.
>>43465382>What threads do you frequent?>Implying anyone there actually uses the board
>>43464730 Let me rephrase. I may bribe you with cash moneys and Kaiyou cards, if you have a favorite pone or two.>google maps say 18.5 hours door-to-door>18.5 hours but squeeze in 4 gas/pit stops + a sit down dinner that hopefully won't make me regret in a few days (saar, but delicious albeit $50 expensive for 2ish meals considering leftovers)>timed my 3am drive start to deal with Atlanta noontime traffic. Holy fuck GA city driver don't know how to fucking merge without miles of backups.>crash at empty snow bird family's place so I can have the plushies on parade. >pic.We'll see in the morning if I can feed a filler to the backyard gator.
Hi anon, I installed this drawer for you, do you like it?
>>43465412There are a lot of /mlp/ anons, but there will be some non-board-users there, yeahThat's a good example of an answer you wouldn't like
>>43465426>There are a lot of /mlp/ anonsNo.
>>43458569anyone driving taking Interstate 65 and Interstate 75
>>43465209Inflates you big and round
>>43465430Go fuck your dog Ian
>>43465309just yell out "MARES" and active all the sleeper agents
>>43465464That's a little out of left field.
>>43465464why do you keep saying random people's namesyou a fucking glowie or something
>>43464759If there's still time and space left for someone landing ideally a bit before 6 PM Thursday, I might be willing to ride in your van if it means I don't have to share public transport with homeless Floridans
Will there be a gun meetup?
>>43465487>”keep saying”This is the first time I’ve said a name>are you a glowie?Yes. I report all of this to Disney property.
>>43462972>It's $125 a day in general>to reserve a room it was originally $119 per night>tfw spending 6 nights so the deposit would be $750@125 per nightI have to pay more than what it cost to reserve a room as a deposit when I check in?
>>43465309Come over to the doodle boards Thursday night. Also if you see someone cosplaying Trixie you can come ask for my autograph and I will help you socialize
>>43465502Isn't the security deposit separate?
For how late I booked, I'm glad I got an affordable deal on a hotel within walking distance
>>43465508>Room reservation>Regular deposit>Security depositshit, what else do i have to pay when i check in?except the room reservation, apparently that's already good
>>43465517Sheesh.Well that settles it. If I ever go to a Mare Fair, I'll just do the 40-minute commute from my house each day.
>>43465517if you're looking to share a room, potentially with your body
>I hate train stationsAnd so, the journey begins.
Welp, tomorrow’s the big day for me. Can’t wait to see you all!
>>43465502>All that just to get lectured about Umamusume and wait in line to buy funko popslmao
as a last ditch attempt, does anypony have a cinemare ticker or a plushie apothecary ticket that they don't want or need anymore and would like to sell to me?
>>43465549Just for you, I'm wearing my Uma costume.Casuals don't love pony enough to come to a meet
>>43465554>Look guys I'm cosplaying as an unrelated anime slag at the """"""""""pony""""""""""" con with an eqg panel for some reason>But you're the fake fan if you don't show up!Make it make sense.
>>43465556Oh I'm just flexing on low level scrubs. Dressed as more pony than you can imagine.Can't say you're a significant fan if you're unwilling to meet others.
>>43465561Why would a real fan (me) waste his time hanging out with posers who don't even like pony (that's you!)
>>43465411
>>43465565Do you contribute to the Fandom?Music, art, story writing, cosplay, etc?Staying at home doing nothing isn't a fan, it's a consooomer. A parasite.
>>43465578Shitposting is my art and the board is my canvas. Your tears are the paint.
>>43465582k
>>43465578To be fair, story writing isn't really contributing unless people read what you write.
>>43465585>kI accept your concession
>>43465582That's weird, you were real eager to show off the Sonataget you made last time you were asked that.
>>43465492no strawb won that battle. Everyone got upset about being called normies for shooting guns in the USA so it's been canceled, we're just going to sit on 4chan all day and shit up threads like a trve stone cold pony chuds instead
>>43465590Because the last time I played by your rules, you immediately moved the goalposts. I see right through you.
>>43465535i want her to give me an angry hoofjob
>>43465599Is her hoof small enough for that?
>>43465600we could do an experiment and find out >/////<;;
>>43465587Ehh. I'd say if you're trying, even if it's terrible, you're still contributing something. Much better than trying to actively kill the Fandom. Clearly don't like pony in that case eh
>>43465590>Forced offboarder meme
>>43465607Low bar. Is there a difference between writing a story no one will ever read and not writing?
>>43465633Yes.t. writer
>>43465411hi binns, I've brought drinks from your place as well
is being a flesh cube your fetish anon?
>>43465517This hotel is absurdly expensive, it better be good. You also forgot the “optional fee” which includes your wifi, valet parking, and a shuttle ticket to Disney parks! Oh and nightly parking if you have a car
>>43465656you can opt out of the resort fee at least.
>>43465582Brian Griffin is a better writer than you are a shitposter, what are you talking about?
Coping at about 4:30 PM Wed.
>>43464759>>43465673Oops
Current cope van status:Wednesday: 38 copersThursday: 40 copersDiscord: copevanCurrent signups, reply if you're missing:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ3UBE9QSPP36o6tJKdlCAAge6MTpdxF-Xo2zFE1Z6catdUEulHgJZ0boCaUd9sOG_mx7G5aCRPpE1i/pubhtmlPickup spot: outside Arrivals Terminal A, A11, floor 2.Preliminary service hours (with some flexibility)Wednesday 9 am - 12 am (09 - 24), some supply runs to Walmart (or similar) during the day.Thursday from 10 am - 4 pm (10 - 16) and 5 - 6pm (17 - 18) and 7 pm (19).Thanks for riding the cope van today.Hertz gave me a 15 pax van instead of the 12 pax I requested, and as a result luggage has to be put on the chairs in the cabin like last year.Rough Schedule for Wednesday pickups at A11:9:30am, 11 am, 12 pm, 1:45 pm, 3 pm, 4 pm, 5 pm, 6 pm, 7 pm, 8 pm, 12 amThe 7 and 8 pm pickup might not fit everyone depending on how much luggage people are bringing along.If anyone wants to tag along and get dropped off at a Walmart or similar along the route, the departure from the Hotel is about 30 min in advance of the pickup time, I'll pick you up on the way back. This is only available between 9 am - 3:30 pm departures.>>43464921Noted>>43465491Would be bunching up with everyone for the last run at 7 pm, should be fine unless everyone brings two large suitcases.>>43465673Noted
>>43465645>two bottles of brony wineDo you think the winner is gonna drink it?
>>43465502Just request no incidentals at check-in.
>>43465679Might need a ride for 2 plus luggage including a large duffel bag at 6 (land at 4.10, but need to do tsa and baggage claim) if there's space.
>someone is explaining my little pony fandom on the other side of the plane
>>43465780Tell the plane that the guy is full of shit and as is a newfag
Would it be weird if I brought some plushies I regretted purchasing and just gave them out?
>>43465849HEAVENS no!!
The time has come to leave for the airport
https://youtube.com/shorts/RWATSgtmQpM
>>43465549>He doesn't know it was a bait and switch and the panel isn't there anymoreAnd you call us the normies
>>43465679>tfw showing up at 8pm on Thursday I can't wait to get scammed by Uber.
>>43465647absolutely horrid, darling
>>43465679Don't know if this matters at all but I'm the anon who was supposed to come in at 9:00am. It looks like my flight might be delayed for a bit so I might not make it for the 9:30 pickup.
Is there going to be pre-reg Thursday for us sponsorfags?
>I hate airplanes
Anons assembling at Frankfurt airport
>>43465679Room for one more 3pm Wednesday pickup?
good marening sars
>>43466004waow that's a lotta plushiessince this is gonna be my first irl con, I genuinely want to know how people with this amount of plushies carry them in and out of their room
The hunt has begun
>they shortened the length of the jackbox panel so we only have 30 minutes after PTSv.IRL
Do any of y’all who bring plushies on planes and in public get any weird looks or questions? Just curious
>>43463504I hope your plane crashed into the ocean, leaf
Current cope van status - don't look in the archives edition:Wednesday: 41 copersThursday: 40 copersDiscord: copevanCurrent signups, reply if you're missing:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ3UBE9QSPP36o6tJKdlCAAge6MTpdxF-Xo2zFE1Z6catdUEulHgJZ0boCaUd9sOG_mx7G5aCRPpE1i/pubhtmlPickup spot: outside Arrivals Terminal A, A11, floor 2.Rough Schedule for Wednesday pickups at A11:9:30am (later depending on the anon, see below), 11 am, 12 pm, 1:45 pm, 3 pm, 4 pm, 5 pm, 6 pm, 7 pm, 8 pm, 12 amTips are appreciated and tippers get a Cope van sticker, or some other funny sticker.Preliminary service hours (with some flexibility)Wednesday 9 am - 12 am (09 - 24), some supply runs to Walmart (or similar) during the day.Thursday from 10 am - 4 pm (10 - 16) and 5 - 6pm (17 - 18) and 7 pm (19).Hertz gave me a 15 pax van instead of the 12 pax I requested, and as a result luggage has to be put on the chairs in the cabin like last year.>>43465747I expect about 4-5 for the pick up at 6pm today, so you should be fine.>>43465912Check with Rariot here >>43459003>>43465924You're my only request at that time, how delayed are you?>>43465995Pick up at the airport at 3 pm or are you landing at 3 pm and aiming for the 4 pm slot? Both are fine for me.
Filly getting ready to fly!>>43466018Rarely get more than a second glance, some occasionally pluck up the courage to ask.
>>43466040>Vegans at Mare FairWelp, guess I'm canceling
>>43466018At most just curious questions, never noticed anyone "cringing", but I don't really give a shit either.>>43466008Large suitcases, IKEA bags, some also to the folding trolley/plush wagon meme.
>>43466044Nah he’s only mostly vegan
>>43466047Wish I had no fucks to give to show off my power level like that
Orland
>>43466067Starlight brapped so hard, it blew the "o" off
>>43466018So far the only people that said anything were positive, the ones who perhaps had a problem just kept it to themselves. People are usually polite enough.
>>43466039Ooh, nice! >>43459003Cheers! That's based of ya! I'll monitor the thread upon rendezvousing on A11, should be 8:35 ish PM.
>>43466039I'm landing around 10am now. Maybe slightly earlier. I can probably get to the terminal by 10:15 if I'm lucky, 10:30 at the latest. But at that point I might as well just wait for you to come at 11.
>>43466039Hoping for 3PM pickup, but in case of delays I can wait till 4 - thank you friend.
Good marening sirs
>>43465911>I-IT WAS BAIT SO S-STOP POINTING IT OUTNo
>>43466018At Hearthswarming Con I took my Tempest plushie with me to a nearby restaurant because I didn't feel like carrying her back to my room. As I was leaving an older lady saw the plush and got really excitedly exclaimed "You have a pony!" People who think it's weird will keep it to themselves. People who like the plushies will compliment them.
>>43465309Literally 90% get one shot by anyone talking to them and hide in their hotels the entire cons. Your strength will be tested hatchling. Just dodge the ball phase and you survive
>>43466146One time i was flying back from ciderfest with my appleJack plush and the flight attendants were doing snack service and she asked if she wanted a snack too. I thought it was the cutest thing
>>43466149>Even conniggers don't want to be around other conniggers Lmao
>>43465309What other anons said, just talk to people it's a lot easier than it seems. Else you can employ a secret technique of mine just show up at the bar and don't stop ordering drinks until the barbare starts thinking you're hitting up on her while in reality you're just pressing fast forward on time. oh and draw poniponies in between too.
incoming
>>43466104i cant connect to the captcha on my phone so borrowing someone elses. Got you for 830.
>>43465416More than fair there. Celestia speed on your travels I love Redheart so much one of my best friends collects Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Luna though
>>43466187Muh plane's landing at 825, so I'll update you for any luggage and / or autism while en route.
>>43466112Ok, First Copevan run will be 11 am, leaving the hotel approx 10:30am.Current Schedule for Wednesday:11 am, 12 pm, 1:45 pm, 3 pm, 4 pm, 5 pm, 6 pm, 7 pm, 8 pm, 12 am>>43466138Alright, you're set.
Hey, ICOT park guys, did you say we meet up at 10 or going at 10?
The Denny's really isn't much of a walk at all.Also to the one Anon who wants to go to ICON today. We ended up at Denny's and will be l8 and gay. Sorry!
>>43466227Ok, you guys going straight from Denis to park or run back to hotel and than go?
>>43466229>>43466226Probably closer to 11, well come back to hotel lobby.
Morning pony friends
>>43466050I'm with you guys!
Alright fellow fat food challenge incel chuds, John T stops serving food at 11 pm, so there will be plenty of opportunities to pay $60 to get rekt by the gargantuan borgir.
>>43464759Bit last minute, but will be landing at 4:15pm wednesday
>>43466222Would you throw us into Walmart or Public along the way from the hotel at 10:30?
>>43466270Noted, 5 pm pick up for you then.>>43466273sure, meet up in lobby, like now.
>>43466293Coming in 3 minutes
>>43466222Hoping to snag an 11am pickup, can wait until 12 if too late of a notice though!
Cope van is go, a little delayed due to grocery drop off
>>43466242You're not my friend. Kill yourself.
i didnt get pants checked last year so im gonna crinkle this time around :3
This year turning into a mental health nightmare as I'm forced to actually confront the truth, and what I thought were friendships were just parasocial interactions that only occur when I make the first contact and immediately end when I dont say anything else.>I'm the autistic retard people just put up with for engagement
>>43466373Nigga you're dealing with autists. Be easy on yourself
Big questions for the Americans around. Does the hotel have a bar where you can get alcohol? If so will I get shot on sight if I so much as take one single beer outside and don't paint "milkshake not alcohol" on it with a sharpie?If I, hypothetically speaking of course, show up to a liquor store do I get shot on sight upon walking out for carrying evil problematic non kosher and definitely not okay ethanol?My European mind is so used to not caring about any of that I cannot comprehend having to hide booze.
>>43466373>what I thought were friendships were just parasocial interactionsnot true>that only occur when I make the first contactnot true, maybe coincidentally, but far from universal>and immediately end when I dont say anything elseThis is true. Relationships go both ways. Strong relationships can be relied on to have some inertia, but in the beginning, you just gotta keep going out of your way and hope the other person does too. Sometimes you don't have the energy for that, and that's okay; many relationships are just tiny moments, a handful of interactions, and these tiny moments can still be cherished as they are without becoming anything more. And then you might have energy again and go say hello again.>>43466386idk about the hotel staff or security but you will only get shit from security or cops with nothing better to do, and even then it's gonna be civil. when you buy booze at a gas station for example, they usually give it to you in a paper bag for the plausible deniability of public drinking.
robert it goes down
>>43466373>mental health nightmareHoly normalfag
>>43466375I can assure you they're not, at least not more autistic than I am. I just have to figure out who actually interacts with me and shed myself of parasocial relationships as much as I want to gaslight myself that something is there.
>>43466392>idk about the hotel staff or security but you will only get shit from security or cops with nothing better to do, and even then it's gonna be civil. when you buy booze at a gas station for example, they usually give it to you in a paper bag for the plausible deniability of public drinking.Right, good to know, worst case scenario I have a perfectly planned routine of just defaulting back to speaking french at them playing the "sorry, I am not aware of your culture, I'm used to drinking profusely in public, yes". I'll probably paint a mare on that bag however it sounds like the right thing to do as I find this so silly it circles back to being hilarious.
>>43466140>he keeps complaining about "NOOTICING"cry about it, faggot
>>43466406>Oy vey he criticized mare fair shut it down
https://discord.gg/HjhG5FZQj
>>43466410>Discord linkNot even trying to hide it anymore.
First copevan pickup done, sorry for the guys who got left behind.
>>43466373You follow artists on Twitter that you interact with enough to be recognized at cons, is that it? Yes, thats literally a parasocial relationship, you're just a follower they recognize, their friend circle isnt built through interactions like replies, its built through producing content of value for them that makes them want to interact with you. Actually chatting and hanging is a secondary side effect. You're not producing anything of value and thats whats keeping them at arms length.
Is there an anon with princesses shirt at san diego airport right now? I see you. Say hi or the princesses will be kidnapped.
>>43466419Woah... so you're telling me... mare fair is a twitter eceleb circlejerk...? Woah... no way...
>>43466422I'm not talking to a stupid flag wearing nigger. Go hang yourself.
Are there gonna be any rides to Wawa?
>>43466427What is Strawb doing at the airport right now? Airports are normie!
>>43466443I stopped in the bathroom to take a shit (and not flush)
>>43466419>need to provide a surplus trade value to be considered for an investment in friendshipSo this is how artist cliques form, its just art trade blocs, not simply orbiters
Next pickup about 12:15pm
Does anybody want to go out for lunch? My car can fit three other anons. I'm on the second floor of the lobby in a dyx shirt if anyone's interested.
To whoever owns this filly, I found her alone. I know who you but, can't remember your name.I will guard her until you come back to claim her.
>>43466222Greetings. I signed up for the Cope Van like a month ago for myself and a Rarifag for today at 3:35. I did NOT account for the time shift, so we will arrive at 4:35.I also sent a fren request on discord
>>43466418Any cope van pickups Friday night or am i poverty maxxing on the bus
>>43466410Nice try Spec. I thought you had quit the fandom again again
>>43466014You'll never have the aura of the anon that put Flutterteeth everywhere
>>43465111Nah, I'd prefer her to steamroller me with her ass
>>43466058It's Florida, specifically tourist trap Florida, literally no one here gives a fuck, there are other people way weirder than (you)
>>43466018On the way to Neighcon I had my bag checked before I got on the plane, and the agents thought my anonfilly was cute. In public, I get a few snickers or odd glances sometimes but it doesn't really bother me.
Alright faggots going to Denny's for lunch, anyone wanna join?
>>43466666Don't be lured into Denny mare's lustful embrace by mega satan
>>43466209 Neato. I just need a reminder of when the caravan is meeting tomorrow morning then.I'll see the rest of you in 5ish hours of house keeping and driving. I have learned a dark secret of floridaman security technology today, behold: https://u.pone.rs/bsxqnfae.mp4
Anything interesting going on tonight? I'll be arriving sometime around 7-8 PM.
>>43466419Nah, people have a finite amount of friends and talking is weak on its own. You can do as little as organize a movie night to gain more value as a friend.
Anybody wanna chill at the pool
>>43466290Trixie's balloon
>>43466419yeah this. you need to build consistent respect and you need to offer your friends something too if you want them to be your friend.
>>43466774We'll be meeting in the lobby around 8:15-8:30am for an 8:45am departure.
>>43466475Can you fit another on Thursday at 10am?
the con was in Tampa, right guys?
I WANNA GO TO MARE FAIR
