/mlp/ - There's a problem girls! - Pony

Anonymous

There's a problem girls! 08/25/26(Tue)07:36:46 No.43463172

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There's a problem girls! Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)07:36:46 No.43463172 Archived

>Girls, Anon is infected with some unknown disease!
>They insist it's normal for their kind but you all know no creature has anything between their legs in Equestria!
>That's why I'm sure that this thing called "Jeneetailya" is using Anon as a host!
>They say it's for procreation but we all know that babies are made with cuddles and kissing!
>We need to remove this thing before it drains Anon of their life force!
>I think we need to use magic and free Anon of the parasite that's latched onto him and restore them to normal!
>Don't worry Anon! We'll remove that thing and the place between your legs will be clear once more!

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)07:38:38 No.43463173

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)07:38:38 No.43463173

>>43463172
>they

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)07:51:35 No.43463182

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)07:51:35 No.43463182

I knew I shouldn't have let twilight see my HR Giger art collection.

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)07:55:43 No.43463186

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)07:55:43 No.43463186

>>43463172
what a garbage prompt, OP probably AI generated this while sucking a cock.

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)07:57:56 No.43463192

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)07:57:56 No.43463192

>>43463186
Don't be silly ~~OP can't do two things at once except suck another dick.~~

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)09:12:20 No.43463326

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)09:12:20 No.43463326

>>43463172
Nigger if you AI generate a shitty post about cocks (which is the only thing OP thinks about all day), at least makensure that the chatbot doesn't call Anon a they.

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)09:39:21 No.43463377

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)09:39:21 No.43463377

>>43463172
“Twilight, testicular cancer is actually rare among members of my species. You have no need to remove anything between my legs.”

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)10:27:05 No.43463439

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)10:27:05 No.43463439

>>43463186 >>43463326

Ok, I didn't us AI, I'm just a shitty writer. I apologise for trying to account for the possibility that there might be women on this site.

Congrat on ruining what could have been a fun thread.

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)10:28:06 No.43463440

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)10:28:06 No.43463440

>>43463377
Thanks for actually interacting but I'm abandoning this thread, clearly this is the wrong site for entertainment.

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)10:31:28 No.43463448

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)10:31:28 No.43463448

>>43463440
Oh no now it'll just get dragged up and down the board for months on end now (just kidding, that was already going to happen.)

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)10:47:01 No.43463479

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)10:47:01 No.43463479

>>43463439
Wow, you're just actually a retarded newfag. We're going to kill you with brown bricks.

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)10:53:02 No.43463487

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)10:53:02 No.43463487

>>43463439
>Women
>on this site
This alone is funnier than your thread could have ever been

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)10:54:55 No.43463492

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)10:54:55 No.43463492

>>43463439
I was going to point out that the singular 'they' to reference someone has been common in writing for like fucking centuries before current year happened, but shit man.

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)10:56:44 No.43463496

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)10:56:44 No.43463496

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