Would you bite your waifu's ear and snarl at her like a predator during sex?
>>43464085If she liked it, yeah.
>>43464085>maddragonYikes
>>43464085Definitely, I have an urge to bite down on something whenever I cum, I assume it's a vestigial instinct
>>43464094Beyond me how anyone can enjoy this garbage. >Shitty human torso>Eyes somehow wrapping around their heads>Hooves inexplicably becoming larger than their heads when they're raising their hooves
>>43464103my main problem is how "sharp" >she draws maresthey look like stallions 2 me
>>43464111This. Sharp features + oval shape for a head instead of a circle. It's just plain ugly.
>>43464103I don't see the human torso.Big eyes are cute. Iris could be bigger.Big hooves are cute. That inconsistency would only be a problem in animation.
>>43464119
>>43464111That's all on you if you see mares as stallions.
>>43464085>and I don't like x artist because..um...[closeted gay reason]!
>>43464170>projection
>>43464170Hating women isn't gay.
>>43464144>Nonsensical :3 forcing cuteness when a smile would do>Wrong iris color>Front legs pointing outwards even though their anatomy doesn't allow it>Random dip in the neck and body connection>Lack of form in her rump>Eyebrows>Tail attached to her anus instead her spine>No fat stored in her belly
>>43464194>>No fat stored in her bellyThis is the most important one. Every mare needs just a little bit of chub on her barrel.
>>43464085No, but griffons should absolutely do this. And then eat the pony when they're done.
>>43464199Based. I hate it when artists give them a fucking Dalmatian's body. It just looks unpleasant.
>>43464209You're a Dalmatian.
>>43464085Yes. God, that's fucking hot. I imagine it with my wife and came in my jorts.
>>43464170We love female ponies here, not roastoids, so we can't be gay>>43464194Good breakdownHIVdragon on suicide watch
>>43464219You're mothers a dalmatian
Oh look. Another "Let make this about myself by telling you how I dislike X artist." Which is every artist ever on this board. Absolute nigger behaviour.
>>43464246Hi Madragon!
>>43464219You're 101 Dalmatians
>>43464246>xhe projects in a thread meant only to shill some talentless hack's chicken scratches
>>43464246(((they))) hate pony and hate this board and will shit on everything in hopes of killing the board. Thats why its always the exact same copy pasted shit in every one of these threads
>>43464334>you le hate le ponies if you dont le eat whatever dogshit art comes outFuck off. I will always call out people for not taking ponies seriously enough to fix their art.
Human beings aren't predators. Ponies would not view you as such. We're all dumbass monkeys who learned how to kill shit and get easy resources by picking up rocks and sticks. Just cuz you can and do kill shit, doesn't make you "a predator". We're all goofy-ass apes who feel bigger than we actually are because we cheat the evolution game by outsourcing our inferiorities to external tool use. We can't even eat meat without cooking it, or we'll get sick and die.I know you think buying bacon at the grocery store makes you a biiiig strong scaaaary apex predator but trust me, it REALLY doesn't.
>>43464343>Human beings aren't predatorsHow do I reach this level of delusion?
>>43464334Following this logic I should just love Twilicorn and Haberverse because they're ponies.
>>43464343I told the judge the same thing, they still slapped me onto the sex offender registry
>>43464085No. Next question
>>43464342>offboarder memeUh huh totally just here to protect the sanctity of pony
>>43464343>Human beings aren't predators.You're too retarded to be a predator.
>>43464363like ur mom xDDD
>>43464356>implying Deus Ex isn't 4chinz kulchur How new are you?
>>43464085Madragon WON.
>>43464085No, can't we just have normal sex?
>43464375>another offboarder reactionThis is /mlp/ post ponies shartfag
>>43464386You really are new.I bet you weren't even there for spaceclop and Gavin vs Ted.Calling out dogshit artists is more loving towards pony than praising them blindly. Otherwise we'd have an endless pit of dogshit art and greens.
>>43464380>Madragon WON.
>>43464343>not a predator>have front-facing eyes>quite literally responsible for extermination of entire species before we even managed to build civilization wut
>>43464386>"shartfag">fakescreencap.png>>>/out/
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>43464396Keep Madragon's name out of your FUCKING mouth.
>>43464398He's a self-loathing PTFGfag (but I repeat myself)
>>43464405>
>>43464405You piece of shit! Let me hate on madragon..!
>>43464415>
yeah thread's just going to be sunfag arguing with himself, don't bother
>>43464088CheckedAlso, but why do "simp" and "women-hating incels" always go to war in every single thread about a femoid/3DPD?
>>43464094How the fuck do you assholes always know what's up with each of these artists? I can barely remember the names of guy's like Shouting or Batfang. How the fuck can you know about small shitters like this guy?
>>43464426No one is arguing about Madragon being a 3DPD. /mlp/ only has a bone to pick with her artstyle.
>>43464426>b8
certified madragon thread classic
>>43464425>btfo'd>scrambling to find an excuse>"M-MUH BOOGEYMAN!!!">>43464431>No one is arguing about Madragon being a 3DPD.>/mlp/ only has a bone to pick with her artstyle.Her artstyle is good.>>43464433Are you ticked off by the "incel" word or are you mad because I whooped your ass (Again)?
>>43464431
>>43464431Speak for yourself. I only hate her because she's a foid.
>sunfag is a white-knighting cuckold>also has severe shitasteitis when it comes to artstylesDefinitely wasn't on my bingo card
>>43464349You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
>>43464447>I could bag any woman I want. I just hate them, so I don't.
>>43464429It's twitter-tier retards that are obsessed with a handful of niche internet micro-celebrities. They know 4chan doesn't care about all the issues these retards have with these literally whos, so they lie and vaguepost
common sunfag posts:>fake /qa/ screencap about /mlp/>"ur mom" and other underageb& bait>replying with a random pony image and ">">"sharts", apparently too autistic to understand that no one calls soiniggers like that>>>constantly samefags arguments over any topic, might be genuinely schizophrenic
>>43464429Maybe because they constantly get shilled here by offboarders, you retarded flaggot?
>>43464460Posting art by someone you don't like is not "shilling", retard
>>43464454Women are very easy to rape
>>43464447>I could bag any woman I want. I just hate them, so I don't.Sweetie... (you) could got a woman only if she was a 1/10, and even then she's not gonna stay 'cause (you)'ve got a face only your mother could love...
>>43464468>(you) could got a woman
>>43464468>Sweetie...PUT YOUR GLIMMER FLAG BACK ON!
>>43464447>I could bag any woman I want. I just hate them, so I don't.(You) literally couldn't, wonce they see (youR) tiny deick thay will literally run away screaming.
>>43464480>projection
>>43464439>her artstyle is good
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>43464484>n-no you
>>43464492small dick humiliation is NOT my fetish. Apologize.
>>43464480Holy ESL
>>43464498>Apologize.No.
>>43464508>No.
>>43464669God I want Limestone to smash my skull in with all sorts of things
>>43464669>human shoulders>human hips>gigantic chin>thigh gapAt this point you might as well just jerk off to EqG or Anthro.
>>43464685you're anthro
>>43464685How do you draw a pony standing on hind legs then?
>>43464696Like this
>>43464085>Would you bite your waifu's ear and snarl at her like a predator during sex?I would have to, she doesn't like it hard tho.
>>43464343>Vegan meltieLol evolutionary dead ends shouldn't speak.
Did some guy get IP wiped?
>>43464685ponies have human shoulders have you even watched the show and seen all the goofy poses they do
>>43464765Because the animators need to cut corners. I guarantee if Faust had infinite time and resources she would make sure that no poses would break horse anatomy. >Ponies have human shoulders If that was the case they wouldn't be able to run. They'd need a ball-socket joint to be able to have the same range of motion people do. But if they had a ball-socket joint like humans do they wouldn't be able to run at all.It's why horses can't really move their front legs sideways, it's locked for movement forwards or backwards.Understanding and applying horse anatomy is paramount to good art. Imagine if every time you went to art museum the humans inexplicably had their shoulders coming out of their chests instead of their clavicles.
>>43464103Celestia forbid someone doesn't draw everything show accurate or have their own preferred style.
>>43465251You can have art that isn't show accurate and also looks good
>>43464209G%
>>43465253>art that isn't show accurate>looks goodPick one
>>43465251>He unironically likes >>43464669Grim.
>>43465256>he hasn't added to semi-anthro to his blacklist in the current year + 10 + 5all my favorite artists only make art that i like because that is all i ever see
>>43464431>>43464111I'm so confused, why would a woman draw anon x mare??? I'd assume shes gay if she likes mares so I can't fathom why she would draw something that appeals to straight men...
>>43465320>waaaahh why won’t she draw stallion dickKill yourself, this is a Human on Mare board.
>>43465336I wasn't asking for her to draw something else I'm just shocked a lesbian woman is drawing stuff for straight men...>Brought up stallion dick out of nowhereuhhh?
>>43465320She's doing it for attention
>>43464085Having a meltdown over a 5/10 artist aside, I'd LOVE to have a play predator with a mare. That is, she tames and domesticates me by regularly fucking my brains out and making me her docile little humie.
>>43464085If she cums hard and is into it, sure.
>>43464085Now you all have to list off which ponies would be into it the most.1. Twilight2. Fluttershy3. Rarity4. ???And so on.
>>43465375Rari would be the most into it in my opinion.
>>43464194holy nitpick batman
>>43465375Flutters is easily into it. The more animalistic you are the harder she cums.
>>43465398You must be new to still notice the autism.
>>43464085yeah
>>43465398Points 1, 2, 3, 4, and 7 are objectively correct.
>>43465358This but as a stallion.
