What's Celestia and Luna doing about the housing crisis? This is fucking ridiculous, I can't afford a home let alone rent.>Just moveWhere? Ponyville? "Yeah bro, just move to a backwater town on the edge of the death forest. Become a fucking farmer or something". Crystal ponies get free gibs for their displaced status, but at this rate I'm gonna be displaced onto the streets. Seriously, what do I do?
>a shop in the middle of the biggest, most bustling city in the world has to pay an egregious amount of rentNo way!
>>43465397Apple economy in shambles
>>43465397Unicorn hooves typed this post.
>>43465397>4 gold bits for a single apple>4 silver bits for a balloon rideIs silver rarer than gold in Equestria?
>>43465418This>A single apple is 4 bits>A basket, which would presumably be a dozen or so, is 8 bits>But a bag, which would be around six or so, is 3 bitsNo wonder Applejack's farm is under constant threat of shutting down. That bitch can't count
>>43465427It's Granny Smith's burden. At any moment only one Apple can count, the oldest of them. The rest of the family treat this ability with reverence, fear and a hint of sorrow.
>>43465397your own fault for living in manehattan
>>43465467>It's your own fault for being priced out of the city you were born inFuck you
>>43465397The sisters have inflated the value of bits enormously by having their secret alchemist cabal synthesize more gold from lead. They do it to pay off their loans to Griffonstone but it's us regular ponies that get hoofed the bill. How else can one apple cost 4 bits now? I used to buy a bushel for eight!!
>>43465471>It's your own fault for being priced out of the city you were born inYes.
>>43465397Weird order to have them in. But, to make matters worse, Rarity paid 3 gold bits for a sofa in the episode where she loses her mane.
>>43465397>rent>jew york city
>not being immortal and buying the entire Island of Manehattan from the buffalo twelve hundred years ago for a box of beads and a few rinderpest blankets
>>43465397Don't be poor lmao
>>43465397Where is this taken from?
>>43466845https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Bits
>>43465397>What's Celestia and Luna doing about the housing crisis?
>>43465397nothing
>>43465397>Griphons enter the chat
>>43465397I wouldn’t be surprised if this were for a luxury apartment, though. If Manehattan is an analog to New York City, it’s also probably got slums and/or subsidized housing.
>>43465462How do they know which one's the oldest if they can't count?
>>43465397Is the price for apples in or out of season?
>>43471477Can you repeat that again?
>>43471502Is the price of apple in apple season or out of Apple season? Apples are more expensive when they aren't actively growing.
bump.
>>43472735pump
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>>43469190Zebra Mamdani is gonna fix up the city trust
>President Celestia appoints Zecora as her H.U.D. directorJesus Christ Raimi...
