Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now.Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous: >>43439465
>>43466106Jumbo Don!
Shitpost central
>>43466214to this day I wish we had gotten a full season nightmare moon arc
>>43466106Subtle increase in Octavia opening posts in threads lately, not that I'm complaining
There isn't a single good thread on the catalog.
I love my Unicorn Wife so much I want to flip her mane over and make it look like she has a bald spot. I'll figure out the rest from there...
>>43466940That's rude and mean.
>>43466943It's OK. She doesn't understand what's happening.
I just want Spike to be fucking happy man, poor little guy I want him eating gems and kissing Rarity and having all his dreams come true and never suffer again goddammit he makes me feel motherly and protective
>>43466956Part of being an actual parent is realizing that what a kid wants and what a kid needs are not the same thing. He wants Rarity to be his marefriend but he actually needs Apple Bloom to become his marefriend.
>>43466965He likes them EXACTLY the opposite of what Apple bloom is.A lady, with class, love for gems, generous, older than him, that doesn't smells like rancid apples.
>>43466971Firstly, be nice. Secondly, he has a crush on Rarity because she has gems on her flank and the rest of it is just backfilled in.
>>43466975>Firstly, be nice.Lol wdytwa
>>43466977Being surrounded by naughty anons doesn't give you an excuse to do the same. You're an adult now, you're expected to ignore peer pressure.
>>43466956Imagine a very drunk on cider Celestia just rambling about that with Twilight, then declaring that she's going to change the laws to force Rarity to marry Spike, while Twilight starts to freak out about why that is highly illegal.Celestia then declares that it's not illegal because she IS the law.
>>43466990>"They're both in their first century, Twilight, what's the big deal?">"THAT'S NOT HOW THE LAW WORKS.">"It's not? Oh, well," she laughs, "I can fix that."
hearing about Prince Blueblood makes me think that there used to be many pony kingdoms until Celestia and Luna conquered them all and put up propaganda claiming that equestria was never divided like 1984
>>43467004I mean we know that Saddle Arabia is outside Equestria, couldn't there be more ponylands out there?
>>43467005saddle arabians are muslim horses not ponies
>>43466990>Celestia: I will do anything in my hoof to make Sparity canon, just like I made Fluttercord canon...>Luna: STOP RUINING OUR SHIPS, SISTER! YOU KNOW WE SHIP RARIJACK!>Celestia: Fuck you bitch I'm making Appledash canon!>Twilight: Why the fuck is Equestria ruled by shippers
>>43467024nice youtube comment
>>43467033Give like and subscribe for more, and remember to fuck Coco Pommel to get notifications when I upload a new video
>>43467041>remember to fuck Coco Pommel to get notifications when I upload a new videodoes this mean that I'm not allowed to fuck Coco when I don't want to watch your videos?
>be me>have completely clear YouTube algorithm>no account (Freetube...)>no cookies>behind ten proxies because lol>have rather interesting insight about YouTube's "default" algorithm>like the kind of poltiicslop is shills to new users>sometimes get absolutely random videos/streams with <1k views>today noticed a Russian livestream titles "hoi4 pony mod" what are the odds of my "default" YouTube setup ending up on pony content?
>>43467116>poltiicslop is shillspoliticslop it shills it's so cancerous it makes me dumber FUCK
>>43467110No it's okay, you can NOT watch the videos, you will only get a notification, but you can ignore it and keep fucking Coco, I'm not a monster, Anon.
>>43467131>you will only get a notificationis she going to narrate them I plap her or...?
>/create/ is deadWell fuck
>>43467670Yeah, it's a shame.
>/mlp/ is deadWell fuck
>the world is deadWell fuck
>>43467116>he doesn't know about fingerprintinglollmao even
Have a big think.
>>43467024ESL
>>43467927no need to sign your post here
>>43467977>Black Sun>USA bikini anthrowhat
>>43467981What's the contradiction there exactly?
>>43467977Retarded faggot probably considers saucy mares too icky for the thumbnail, so he chose the more sanitized versions + those are clearly vectors that he plastered on the thumbnail, because he's too much a faggot to even have saucy mares on his SSD.
>>43467994ummm no tno... burgundy.... dirlewanger pony... absolute woke nonsense that
>>43468009MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE? TAKE ME BACK TO 2020-2021the appropriation of the Sonnenrad by the Sharty has been a disaster for the human race
too many people ignore the lessons and values the show teaches
>>43468029Because they want it to be lotr and/or dbz for no reason.
>>43468025>guy who loved pepe meme magic nazism but hates sharty wojakspam nazismI suppose there's all types in this world.
>>43468035>Because they want it to be lotr and/or dbz for no reason.Didn't Mom explicitly mention LOTR to be a big inspiration for what FiM's world was supposed to be?
>>43468005>Retarded faggot probably considers saucy mares too icky for the thumbnail, so he chose the more sanitized versionsthis is your brain on /mlp/ he's just not into ponies so he used the closest thing he's actually attracted to.>inb4 that's still gaydoesn't change the fact that you're wrong.
What does Carl Jung bring to mind for (You) in regard to CMs or MLP as a whole?
>>43468063literally who
>Have idea for an extremely autistic story I want to write>Too lazy/untalented to do anythingOh well
>>43468179Then write a summary of your idea so we can all make fun of you for it.
>>43468063It makes me imagine thousands of cloned filly soldiers in skimpy outfits with capthas as their cutie marks. I don't think there is a logical connection, but it is not what you asked.
>>43468047Yeah, she said as much at the SDCC panel, where she flat out said that she wanted to make "Lord of The Rings, but for little girls."
>>43468197No
>>43466106Wondering how popular a thread for making websites would be. I'm talking with the website anon who made the websites for the Applejack and RD generals, and he thinks that a fun thread with resources for anons would help people out.
>>43468313It might be easier to have this discussion in /tempo/ or /fast/ than to keep it afloat on its own. But yeah, I have questions myself. At least one: how far can someone get nowadays without touching mitms like cf? Bots are scary.
I bet there's a spell to deal with allergies in Equestria that Twilight could cast on me
>>43468386It just removes your nose, it's not that helpful
>>43468608yeah and it makes you lose the game
>>43468333>At least one: how far can someone get nowadays without touching mitms like cf? Bots are scary.I think you can selfhost your own protection, but from what I've heard from KF you might as well kill yourself (KF for example now offers their DDoS-protection as a free service via their 501(c)4)
>>43467777they can't fingerprint shit when my IPs and User-Agent constantly changethe defaults are really, really interesting in their own right (like when South Park had that series of episodes about Trump JewTube REALLY wanted the people with default algorithm to watch content about it)
steam friend sent me a AIslop mlp comic of twilight sparkle dying and going to the afterlife, it's over.
>>43468727Don't worry anon, twilight sparkle didn't actually die. AI content doesn't actually reflect factual events.
>>43468714>he STILL doesn't know about fingerprintinglmaorofl even
>>43469001>webgl disabled>canvas randomized >letterboxing enablednow what?
>>43469003Now you get tracked for being one of the few people without these things enabled.
>>43469400>one of the few people without these things enabledI'm pretty sure Tor and Librewolf and stuff have all anti-fingerprinting settings enabled
>sunfag now samefags arguments with himself to force "jumbofag" as his nicknameat this point I'm not even sure if calling him a homosexual was THAT inaccurate
>this sunfag bullshit againEveryone with half a braincell can tell it's just you samefagging.
"Sunfag" and "Jumbo Don" should be banned like Milky Way is. That's what's on my mind!
>>43466106I have you on my mind haha?
>>43470231gay
>>43470209>Everyone with half a braincell can tell it's just you samefagging.Shut up, sunfag.
Starting my daily goon sesh, be back in a few hours
>>43468068Your mom.
>>43470369Make sure to link what you finish to or else you're a coward.
>>43470369who you gooning to? your father?
I'm very sleepy anon , pinkie probably drugged me
>>43470596it was actually me!
>>43470596why would she do such a thing
>>43470604The drug in question is a delicious meal full of carbs so that you have a sugar crash a few hours later.
>>43468063They're all symbols.Do ponies go to shrinks to figure out what to do if they feel like they're losing touch with the meaning of their cutie mark?
>>43470613>She give you the antidote: more sugar
>>43470959>"Anon, you gave a blood test just last week and you were fine! Are you telling me Pinkie Pie gave you type 2 diabetes overnight?"
>>43470374Can't really do that because nowadays I pretty much exclusively fap to my own stuff (AI slop).
>>43471053Oh...
>>43471053It's like masturbation squared. No physical linkage to humankind over touching genitals, and no mental linkage over shared fap material either. All you have to do now is rid yourself of spiritual linkage by inventing your own untethered fetishes, and then reality as we know it will unravel and cease to exist.
>>43468063I have recently taken a liking to the idea of Nightmare Moon being Luna's Jungian shadow that was forced into the surface. By extension that is now my headcanon for what nightmare forms of ponies should be and if I ever get around commissioning someone to actually draw my OC that will be the lore for her nightmare form
>>43471131I can't get it up to biblically accurate angels yet, I'm afraid.
>>43471197Weakling
>>43470973That wasn't a blood test.>"What are you talking about? Of course it was."How is sucking my dick a blood test?>"Are you really going to bring this up again?"I'm not agreeing to any more tests until you give me a reasonable explanation for it.>"Well, it's like I said before, I was... just testing to see how high your pulse could go. And physical stimulation was the only way I could get the most accurate results."By gagging on my cock for an hour?>"Anon, it's a standard medical procedure here in Equestria, one that I've come across multiple times in nearly all of my medical textbooks."Is it also standard procedure for you to insist that I call you Dr. Good Touch during the test?>"Yes. And you passed with flying colors, by the way."You can't fail a blood test, Twiggles.>"Your diabetes says otherwise."
>be me, a Gloriosa Daisy fag>first waifu>had only a favorite pony before>Twilight Sparkle>not Sci-Twi she's kind of a Shutterfly>there's less than 10 left on this board>almost certain one is a femaloidGrim.
>>43471351>>be me, a Gloriosa Daisy fag>>first waifu>Grim.Yeah, truly grim.
42 days until the anniit's HAPPENING
>>43471540Yikes. Y'all...
I have been full of this crippling loneliness for the last 10 years. I'm sick of fighting. But really it's whatever as long as I look at ponies
>>43472110Boo hoo hoo pussy
>>43462615 With the steady development of bodily augmentations humans are no longer the only ones who can be enhanced via cybernetics. Now neo-ponies that work within the military can be augmented and become part of an elite branch of soldiers! Those selected to participate in the enhancement program will enjoy more benefits and may even gain honorary citizenship*. Below is a list of enhancement protocols that every neo-pony breed needs to undergo in order to become an elite soldier:>Elite N-U enhancement protocol v3.0While Neo-Unicorns are quite effective at long range combat, their frail bodies ensure that most won’t be able to survive major wounds caused by gunfire. Seeing that replacing their entire bodies is too expensive, the next best option is to enhance their speed and agility. As such their four legs are replaced with stronger mechanical ones and their heart and lungs are replaced with artificial ones that allow them to perform more intensive physical labor. Once they are recovered from surgery they undergo physical therapy during which small doses of anabolic steroids are administered to facilitate and speed up the adaptation process. The newer versions of leg prosthetics have allowed Neo-Unicorns to retain their sense of touch after enhancement.
>>43472140>Elite N-P enhancement protocol v1.5The legs of Neo-Pegasi are quite weakened. It doesn’t necessarily affect their combat performance as they are airborne most of the time. However, with some modifications all of their limbs can become useful. Their front legs are replaced with mechanical limbs that are more akin to human arms and hands, allowing them to fully utilize human weapons with some training. Their hind legs are replaced with elongated prosthetics to match the length of their new mechanical arms. Unlike the ones used for Neo-Unicorns these ones are considerably simpler in design, with extremely pointy ends that make their kicks as deadly as a spear thrust. Physical therapy is usually shorter, but it takes extensive time for Neo-Pegasi to adapt to their new limbs and proportions>Elite N-E enhancement protocol v2.0Neo-Earth ponies, while occasionally used in the military, are seldom used in actual combat, their purpose being more related to transportation of goods and troops. Their enhancements follow this philosophy as well, turning them into the perfect ponies to haul carriages and wagons over long distances and rough terrain. Similar to Neo-Unicorns their hearts and lungs are replaced with artificial ones with the addition of an extra pouch connected to their stomach. This pouch contains a calorie dense electrolyte solution and can be refilled through a tube that connects to the outside of their bodies. The pouch effectively ensures that they have enough energy for particularly long trips. As a final addition metallic plating is inserted into their skulls to provide extra protection. They are good to go as soon as they make a full recovery from their surgeries.*Restrictions apply
>>43471358
>>43472145Kill yourself.
>>43472117>attacking his fellow misfits for audience cheersNice melanin you got there.
>>43472148Boop yourself.
>>43472145I like you. please keep booping.
>>43468313I've been slowly learning HTML/CSS, would love that. That guy's AJ site is gorgeous. >>43468658>from what I've heard from KF you might as well kill yourselfI mean, I'd kinda rather kill myself than go through Cloudflare anyway.
>>43471767
>>43472821idk who is that background pony... Braeburn?
>>43472842you bumbling boob of a buffoon thats clearly apple fritter
Got me a free burner SIM so I can finally set up bogus extra Google account and use Google's servers to gen coom with.Hopefully I don't hit any snags when I sign up for an account (using an Android emulator and routing the network through a VPN).
>>43473261liked and subbed
You gotta lick itBefore we kick itYou gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
>>43473492This shart general is so awful.
>>43471155That makes sense.
anyone else have a hard time imagining a poner loving them back
>>43474168I mean, you kinda have to be realistic and realize that all the things that make you socially malformed here are going to still be a struggle in Equestria, but I think it's possible. Who do you love, Nonny?
>>43474168No because I would own my mare. If she doesn't like it then she'll be be made mine in bed. Shrimple as that.
>>43474687these shrimps fresh?
>>43474687Anon... your ticket...
>>43474687Who's your mare, anon?
>>43474693What ticket? Ponies are meant to be claimed by man. We shall march forth through the gates of Equestria and return with our spoils.
>>43474703I'll be joining the Equestrian Human Volunteer Brigade and I'll see you on the field of battle.
>>43474701picrel>>43474713Aye, I'll be sure to take your ear as a trophy when I take my mare home.
>>43466106The whole world can just kiss my ass.I hate the world in general and everyone in it in particular.Y'all can just kiss my entire ass.I'm outtahere.
>>43474747aint no way anon jumped off a bridge like ekita
>>43474687>>43474703I bet you can barely lift your fat ass out of bed in the morning, larping faggot.
>>43474864No need to project, pablo.
>>43474747Do a flip.
Funny how I get banned in 30 minutes for posting clop in a thread on the bottom of page 10 around midnight, but offtopic spam stays on the catalog for over an hour in the middle of the day.
They were great.
>>43475167Well, no. But I'm glad you enjoyed them.
>>43475136The frog threads and weebleboo 'nostalgia' thread are proof that it only has to be (very) vaguely pony related and they don't give a fuck.
>>43475342Yeah, while the mods will delete perfectly fine pony threads. Just look at Desuarchive's ghost posts for three recent examples.There's no winning when the mods are actively fighting against pony-related threads.
>>43475351Janitors are overzealous idiots with no clue about board culture, daddy mod just sees that report in it's queue and fires up the ol' v&.
>>43475361Except when it's a Barbie thread, then anything goes for some reason.
>>43475368Shhh! They have a guy for that!...H-He'll tell on you!
>>43475368Can't anons just report the obvious barbie slide threads for low quality? Are there even anons who do that? Do the jannies actually do anything?
>>43475382I've done that many times and they never do anything about it.
>>43475382They only show up to delete posts if one:>calls OP a fag>implies shit taste>see above>repeat
>>43475389It's especially pathetic when they delete a swath of people calling the OP a worthless barbiefag with no taste only for the thread to fall off the catalog with zero further legitimate replies.
>>43472110*Kisses your forehead*You're seen and appreciated
>>43475392They've got it down though lol.>huh? Oh yeah, that's cute>6 hours later>Nice>9 hours later>unf
>>43475400A ton of threads are like that nowadays, not even just the Barbie threads.
the riddles for the twilight sepulcher are dumb
>>43466106Valve data from 2003-2013 got leaked and there is beta builds for Left 4 Dead, TF2, Portal 2, etc. Thoughts?
>>43475428Are there any ponies?
>>43475443yeah there's a picture of gabe newell kissing pinkie pie
>>43475479Damn, he was actually telling the truth back then.
>>43475483Well yeah, why would he lie?
>>43475483Gaben is lord, so we have to do as the lord says. Pinkie IS best pony.
>>43473261Well, not unsurprisingly in current year, it didn't work. The cocksuckers at Google apparently decided to now require you to scan a QR code (no SMS option whatsoever) to create a new account, especially if you're using a VPN. So I'm stuck forever with my single Gmail account that has my real (and unique) name in it. Fucking assholes.
>>43474439I would never delude myself into thinking Luna were attainable, but the feeling applies to basically anypony
>>43476125>spoilerBased!
>>43476125I'm not going to Equestria just to be the least desirable entity in existence once more.
>>43474168There's some tulpafag who wrote a bajillion words about this that might make u feel better go look thru the waifu threads or something and all that
>>43475854Smspool?
>>43476588Doesn't work. Google now wants YOU to send THEM an SMS to verify your phone number (that's what the QR code does), making free burner SIMs or services to receive SMS messages with useless.
>>43476909Can't you make multiple gmails from one phone number?
