>"I wanna go to Equestria after I die">die>wake up>see thisWhat do?
>>43476956Die again
>die>wake up>see thisWhat do?
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>>43476956Thats not equestria lol
>>43476956Plap Izzy and Pipp. The rest can fuck off.
>>43476956>What do?Find the Elements, but them on their thrones, rekindle the flame and restart the cycle
>>43476956Izzy's the hottest of the ponies, so I take her back to the woods and plap her until happily ever after
>>43476956marry and breed both pipp and zipp
>>43476956SEX WITH IZZY. I'll "new friend" her marepussy, if you know what I mean.
>>43476956I wouldn't be mentally well in Equestria either so it's pretty pointless whether it's real Equestria or Puppyquestris. Either way I'd be shut indoors... I think about this exact thing often.
>>43476965>unzips dick
>>43476956>What do?Die again
>>43476956Just enjoy the ride. Worst case you have a good time in g5 then die to go to Equestria.Maybe it's a test.
>>43476956Go balls deep in horsepussy. What else can you do?
>>43476956Die again.
>>43478562>die again>now trapped in EQGnow wat?
>>43479291Take out as many as I can
My same numbers grant me entry to my personal headcanon Equestria, thanks
>>43479306My numbers erase your personal headcanon Equestria
>>43479344Checked!!! >>43479306 BTFO!!!!!
>>43479306>>43479344
>>43479344oh no... Im so sorry anon.....
>>43476956Am I a creepy gelfling-horse, too?
>>43476956>rape
>>43476965What if you wake up in Equestria but you ARE Spike, mid Season 2.
>>43480512>*Jumps off the library balcony to his death*
>>43479291Die again.
>>43480580>you're now a background pone in some random fanfic
>>43481320>die again
>>43480580>>43481358Anon is now Subaru from "Re:Zero"
>>43480512
>>43481369>Anon is now SubaruHe gets Bon Bon and Lyra ride him?
>>43480512Then I send my own letters to Celestia asking her for any information on dragons and dragons using magic.I manage my hoarding so I grow bigger but can still walk upright through any door in ponyville.I bang Rarity.
>>43481375>"The FUCK you mean all of Ponyville has suddenly blown up and everypony is DEAD!?"
>>43481384The canon timeline was doomed by that point. I mercifully put it out of it's misery before going to my headcanon Equestria.
>>43476956Plap Izzy and then find the others to plap.
>>43477338>>unzips dickSounds painful
>>43476956That's the face she makes upon entering my virgin rump
>>43481437>then find the others to plap.Hitch included?
>>43480512I'd accidentally call Twilight fat and she'd cry.
>>43482941especially hitch
>>43476956>She thinks you're an Earth pony>All the rumours about them being the most stinkiest and dumbest creatures become true to her>She leaves you laying there and prepares for war
>>43483056>especially hitchNiiiiiiiiiiice. He needs the plapping most of all
>>43483062>stereotypes mudhorses as the dumbest tribe>literally can't see a different species in a bipedal, hairless predator
>>43482941No, it would probably be something likeSunnyPipp, zipp, and their momOpaline (not Misty, she is not allowed to have sex or cum). Sprout's momI guess that racist mareI don't really watch g5 so my list is a bit short. But I'll make the best of it.
>>43476956Kill myself again to hopefully reach actual Equestria
>>43481417This implies im spike
>>43480520This happened to me once.
>>43483814You are now.
>>43476960>>43476960>DIE>DIE AGAIN
>>43476956pull my cock out
>>43484679In the good timeline they got big into ponies instead of crypto.
>>43485864either I immediately start drowning or I start flapping my new fish tail around crazy style
