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>>43486706
First for my moonwife!

>43486711
I still don't get this meme.

>>43486751
he's butthurt about /nmp/ because reasons
not sure if he's also butthurt about /ptfg/, though

>>43486754
>not sure if he's also butthurt about /ptfg/, though
Pretty sure he is. My working theory is he wants to shove everything he doesn't like into /ptfg/.

>>43486999
I wouldn't be surprised if it's just a autistic (read: retarded) attempt at starting intra-/mlp/ flamewars
also holy hell two trips in a row

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>>43487021
one more, she forgot

>>43487004
>attempt at starting intra-/mlp/ flamewars
Yeah, not going to happen.

>>43462418
>>43486626
And the chapter is here, as promised. The pastes are already up to date and some hiccup bot has added another 700 views to part 4. I don't know why, but these things apparently tend to stumble when they hit that text. Anyway, it's time for the text.
Main story:
https://ponepaste.org/477
https://ponepaste.org/478
https://ponepaste.org/479
https://ponepaste.org/480
https://ponepaste.org/4581
https://ponepaste.org/8319
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Side story:
https://ponepaste.org/4466
Hope you have fun.

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>>43487599
190.1

>The five or six of you, depending on how one is inclined to count, spend the rest of the evening together in your little discussion group.
>You and your friends give Fall Seed and Fine Point a relatively accurate description of what you intend to do, obviously omitting the parts which they would be unable to understand.
>And judging from their reactions, they seem to be more or less on board with the idea as well.
>However, they are not quite sure how exactly your plan might foil Check Hill's agenda.
>For you have promised that this whole story will resolutely blow over in a few days, and the details which you have given them do not guarantee this outcome at all.
>Of course, if they knew what you know, they would understand what you are trying to achieve.
>But since you cannot mention the actual decisive points of your plan, you simply have to resort to more affirmations.
>Nevertheless, the discussion has helped to put Fall Seed's mind at ease.
>And Fine Point chooses to stay optimistic as well.
>A good while and a fine meal later, the two stallions leave the house to go home again, promising a second time not to tell anyone what is about to happen tomorrow.
>You for your part decide to go to bed soon thereafter.
>For the day has been taxing.
>And the next one is bound to be interesting.
>You do not want to be tired when the surprise will rain on Discord's chaotic parade.
>#deca.mare and Firefly choose to stay awake for a while longer.
>Yet you do not know when exactly the two have decided to call it a day.
>Because you fall asleep almost immediately.

>>43487607
190.2

>Your routine during the first hour of the next day is fairly ordinary.
>You wake up, dress yourself, and have a common breakfast whilst you chat with the others.
>So far, so standard.
>However, as soon as you assume control of the proxy and leave the house together with #deca.mare and Firefly, the mood changes quickly.
>For it is time to get focussed and professional.
>You look over to #deca.mare as the three of you trot towards Summer Shine.
"ETA?"
>#deca.mare gives you an answer at once.
>"About thirty minutes."
>You nod.
"Okay. Then it's time to get the show on the road. Where's Discord little puppet?"
>Firefly responds to that.
>"I think that's not hard to guess. Do you see the crowd over there?"
>You follow Firefly's gaze and spot what she means.
>Directly outside of the village, about ten to fifteen metres past the outermost house, is a cluster of ponies.
>Some of them are still carrying lit lanterns, telling you that these ponies must be the members of the night vigil.
>And right in the middle of it all, you see an Earth pony with familiar discordant colours.
>You sigh.
"Ah yes, nothing better than a little bit of spread hysteria in the morning, right? Goes well with every breakfast."
>You get no reply to that.
>The three of you walk a little while before you change the topic.
>You address Firefly this time.
"So, are you excited?"
>She smiles.
>"A little bit. It's hard not to."
>You grin as well.
"Thought as much."
>A short while later, you get to the gathered group of ponies.
>Some of them notice your arrival and greet you with a waving hoof.
>But apart from that, they seem to be more busy with their current discussions and plans.
>You start to whisper.
"Good. It looks like Fall and Fine have kept quiet."
>Speaking of the ponies in question, you can see both of them as well.
>Yet unlike the rest of the present ponies, they do not join the gathered group and prefer to keep their distance from the commotion.
>Firefly responds.
>"Did you expect them not to?"
>You shake your head.
"No. They have integrity. But with Discord in the mix, you never know for sure. A slip up was still a possibility."
>#deca.mare replies with a smile.
>"Well, not this time."
>You inhale.
"Speaking of time..."
>You do not need to continue.
>"Nine minutes, thirty seconds."
>You nod again.
"Very well. Let's do this."
>Without saying another word, the three of you mingle with the crowd.
>And it does not take long for you to get noticed by the pony of chaos himself.
>"Ah, the hermits have arrived. I hope you had a good night."
>You do not show any emotions as you reply.
"As good as every other night, thanks for asking."
>Check Hill almost beams with positivity.
>"That's wonderful to hear."
>Then he looks around.
>"But I do have to wonder, isn't something, or should I say somepony, amiss? The last time I checked, there were four of you."

>>43487612
stop posting this garbage.

>>43487612
>You grin.
"Don't worry about that. He isn't around at the moment. But he's fine."
>Check Hill blinks.
>"What? Not around? He left the village?"
>You nod.
"Yep. Already departed yesterday."
>The confusion on Check Hill's face is delicious.
>He genuinely did not see this coming.
>You go on.
"There was something important he had to take care of."
>You fall silent again.
>For you want Discord to ask the obvious question.
>Which he does.
>"And what could be so important to leave your home during a crisis?"
>It is clear what Discord is trying to do.
>His wording is meant to discredit Sky Squall in the eyes of the others for flying off.
>And under other circumstances, it might be a successful strategy.
>However, this proverbial pie will not land in your face.
>Or Sky Squall's for that matter.
>Because you immediately turn this discussion around with three simple words.
"Look for yourself."
>With that said, you point at the far horizon.
>And at first glance, it does not seem to be much more than an empty blue sky.
>However, more keen observers are quick to notice several tiny figures in the distance.
>Twenty-five of them, to be exact.
>It is somewhat tricky to see them at first, but they become a little clearer and larger with every passing second.
>They are Pegasi, all of them in uniform.
>Except for one.
>And the whole group is heading in the same direction with a respectable velocity.
>Summer Shine.
>Check Hill blinks again.
>"What... who are those?"
>Now you start to smirk.
"Allow me to introduce the newcomers. They're called the Wonderbolts. Maybe you've heard of them."
>Surprised murmuring erupts all around you.
>After all, the four of you, and Sky Squall in particular, have shared some stories about their feats and their reputation with the locals.
>Considering how popular the group is amongst the Pegasi, this in itself was not a strange thing to do.
>And in this case, it even helps you a lot because the ponies already know who the Wonderbolts are.
>Which is a fact that you were banking on.
>Check Hill's confusion continues to grow.
>"You... called them?"
>Your grin grows wider and wider.
"Yep."
>The stallion tilts his head.
>"How?"
>You laugh.
"See, that's a funny story. When we were younger, and I mean much younger, we knew some of the leading members of the Bolts personally. Due to, shall we say, extended ties of our families. That's why we have an insight into their group which few non-members have. And we still have some friends there. Friends who are more than happy to do us a favour. Like, I don't know, scouting and securing the area around our home when it could be threatened."
>This version of the story is more bogus than not, but it does get the point across.
>Check Hill falls silent.
"You'll see. They have the whole area swept in no time. And if there's anything strange out there, no matter how minute, they will find it."

>>43487626
>And almost as if they are reacting to a cue, the Wonderbolts start to perform several formation tricks and stunts during their approach.
>For they know how to make an entrance and how to catch the attention of their audience.
>You laugh again.
"I think you can shelve your vigil now. The real professionals have taken over."
>Check Hill considers to say something, but he gets interrupted by the crowd before he can even start.
>The voices of the ponies get louder and louder as the Wonderbolts are on the final stretch, and some of them actually start to cheer as the Pegasi soar past the village for a final stunt manoeuvre prior to the landing.
>Then they proceed to land on an open field, close to your current position.
>Check Hill looks like he is trying to process what is going on.
>Just a few minutes ago, he had the attention of the whole village.
>And now, just like that, the Pegasi have completely stolen his thunder.
>You step closer to Check Hill to give him one more verbal kick.
"What's wrong? You wanted to shed as much light on this matter as possible, didn't you? Well, now you've got it."
>You do not wait for an answer and simply walk away to meet the arriving fliers.
>#deca.mare and Firefly follow you as you do so.
>And the three of you are not the only ones.
>A couple of other ponies, Fall Seed and Fine Point included, walk up to the lightly armoured Pegasi.
>Their uniforms do not quite resemble the fabric suits of their later successors yet, but the plating of their armour has already been reduced to a certain degree in favour of manoeuvrability.
>However, the metal of the pieces does already bear a light cerulean colour.
>Whoever forged these sets of armour has caused this effect on purpose.
>To create a statement which speaks for itself.
>Even if the ponies had no idea who the Wonderbolts are, this custom design would tell them immediately that whilst these Pegasi have ties to the Royal Guard, they are not simply a group of regular members.
>And for a pony who has heard of the group, the apparel is an unmistakable symbol.
>The leader of the Pegasi, a mare with a distinct aureate coat and light orange hair, steps forward.
>Of course, she is no stranger to you.
>After all, she is the descendant of your friends.
>And a certain stallion, who is already eyeing said mare again whenever no one pays attention to him, just loves to tell you and the others all about her.
>In fact, you even know that her Mark is a side view depiction of a crimson phoenix.
>The golden mare strikes a proud pose and raises her voice to greet the villagers.
>"Good morning, ponies of Summer Shine. We're the Wonderbolts. And we've come because we received a request for aid."

>>43487634
>A pause.
>"From what we've heard so far, there is reason to believe that a creature of unknown origin may reside somewhere in the local forests. A creature which could pose a threat to the ponies of this part of the realm. Due to this piece of information, we have decided to heed the request and launch an investigation. We will examine the area and assess the situation ourselves. However, since we have nothing but the intel of one hasty report to rely on, we require more information before we begin."
>Another pause.
>"My name is Sunset Glow, and I will coordinate this operation. If there is something you think we should know of, come to me. Also, we have to see the evidence you have unearthed so far as well."
>A couple of the gathered Earth ponies exchange glances and nod to each other.
>Then they turn around and head for the rock.
>Probably to ferry it to the Wonderbolts.
>Well, it would be much easier if they simply showed them where the rock currently lies, but never mind.
>You have other things to worry about.
>Because you want to see how this situation develops.
>And you do not have to wait for long, as Fall Seed takes the initiative.
>He takes a step forward and speaks up.
>"Welcome to Summer Shine, Sunset. I'm Fall Seed. And I think I speak for the entire village when I say that we're grateful for your timely intervention. We will provide you with everything we have to offer. Food, shelter, and information."
>In other words, life in Summer Shine is going to be a little bit cramped for a while.
>Fall Seed goes on.
>"I will talk to the others and see what I can do to find an accommodation for..."
>He starts to count.
>"... goodness, twenty-four ponies."
>The stallion takes a breath.
>"In the meantime, I suggest you talk to Fine Point. He is our local healer and scholar. I can't think of a better source of insight than him."
>Fine Point takes the hint and steps forward as well.
>Then he takes a respectful bow before he starts to speak.
>"Pleased to meet you. My knowledge is yours."
>And you have to smile as you realise how Fall Seed and Fine Point have deliberately sidelined Check Hill with this move.
>You whisper to yourself.
"Smooth, you two. Very smooth."
>Sunset Glow eyes the two stallions keenly.
>Then she nods.
>"That's a good start."
>The golden mare turns her head around to instruct two of her squad mates.
>"Lightning, High, follow Fall Seed. See what can be done to find a place for everypony."
>The two Pegasi in question, a mare and a stallion, salute swiftly and follow her orders.
>The three ponies leave the scene whilst Sunset Glow addresses Fine Point directly.
>"Follow me. We have much to discuss."
>The Unicorn nods.
>"Lead the way."
>The two ponies are about to turn around and walk up to the rest of the gathered Wonderbolts as another stallion emerges from the crowd.

>>43487641
>Check Hill is not willing to step out of the limelight so easily.
>"Hello there. You said you're looking for ponies with information. I might be able to help."
>The Pegasus mare studies Check Hill for a moment as well.
>Then she motions him to follow her.
>"Come."
>You reach out to the others over the comm channel.
>Should we follow them?
>Sky Squall responds almost immediately.
>Of course.
>I am not going to leave her side when this buffoon is close to her.
>Sky Squall is, without any doubt, dead serious about this.
>And it does not take a genius to figure out why.
>Even when the chances of Check Hill being able to pull a fast one on Sunset Glow are close to zero.
>You respond.
>Alright.
>But keep in mind, as far as the records go, you are not related.
>Sky Squall grumbles.
>I know.
>You go on.
>By the way, Sky, you are starting to ogle your family tree again.
>The stallion grunts over the comm channel.
>That sounds wrong, rookie.
>You chuckle.
>Just a fair warning.
>If Check Hill catches wind of that, he will use it against you.
>He sighs.
>Fair point.
>Firefly speaks up.
>Leave that to me, Anon.
>I will make sure that his eyes will not wander off.
>You blink and look at her.
>Thank you.
>But please keep it suitable for the public.
>Firefly laughs quietly.
>I will try.
>Sky Squall does not comment on that remark as he chimes in.
>Anyway, it is time to go.
>I do not want to miss a single second of this discussion.
>You respond.
>Yeah, I am sure of that.
>Get a move on, everyone.
>With that "said", you follow Sunset Glow.
>And the others are quick to do the same.

>>43487649
Done. And for once, I decided to integrate a little reference. I wonder if anyone will get it. Though keep in mind that I'm almost completely out of the loop on modern stuff. This one is a little older. As always, thoughts and comments are appreciated.

>>43487655
>I wonder if anyone will get it.
odds are probably low to middling, though that's just me talking as someone who pretty much certainly missed it.
It is nice to see you gave the wonderbolts an actual job before they got turned into an air show full-time.

>>43488266
Chilling with Derpy would be fun.

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>>43487813
She's such a beautiful mare

>>43488843
She sure is a rough gem.

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>>43489082
Not too rough, it seems

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>>43489085
why? The mare's certainly an optimistic pony

>>43488037
>odds are probably low to middling
Could be. I wouldn't call it obscure, but it definitely is somewhat of a niche.
>It is nice to see you gave the wonderbolts an actual job before they got turned into an air show full-time.
Thanks, glad that you liked it. I thought it would be a neat idea to add a little bit of meat to the link between the Guard and the Bolts since it was pretty much overlooked in the show. The only thing we really got was the lore confirmation in Testing Testing 1 2 3, and that's pretty much it.

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>>43490273
It's always Bonbon who's saying some racist shit...

>>43490273
This bat needs to learn the value of restraint.

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>>43490961
>restraint = less blood

>>43491265
Just saying, sucking your husbander dry is a bat idea.

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>>43489315
Adorable

If you didnt go to Mare Fair your ticket literally disintegrated bro

>>43489098
Not too rough, but you've got to know how to handle her temperament.

>>43493463
Oh, those are some weapons grade heart eyes.

>>43487655
>little reference
reveal y/n?

>>43462412
>loud knock on the door wakes you up again
Trouble!
>And he ignores you entirely
Or no trouble at all.
>Who is he talking to?
The 4th wall!
>Fine Point steps in as well
How did both of them overtake the other three?
>on the visor as well
Heh. At least Anon woke up before Fall Seed sat on him.
>device now out of your reach, you would have to get into your cryo unit to contact her
Strange that there is not any other backup solution. Like a second visor or a "phone". But does he even need to contact her? She could be already aware of what's happening. She could take momentary control over the ponies and talk to Anon through them.
>can't shake the feeling that something watches me
He is an earth pony. Last time we seen this was with Celestia and Luna.
>read' over greater distances
Does he have a radar dish around his horn or something?
>certain Pegasus was hiding down there for a while
At least he is sensible enough not to confront her.
>underestimated the stallion
Underestimated how? Underestimated to not have some kind of social skills? Or the radar horn? Anon was "military" I'm sure they taught them that some unicorns can detect lifeforms.
>You're sure it's a pony, right?
Did Discord manage to plant paranoia in their heads?
>Your proxy has arrived.
Oh no. #deca.mare has to take control of it quick. I'm pretty sure some automatic warning sign is raised now that the proxy is being presented with an unknown scenario.
>Tomorrow then. I see.
They gave up quick. Considering they spent the time to come to the house and wait for them.
>firmly embraced by the wing
Must be looking odd that the wing is wrapped around something but nothing at the same time.
>is a tad strange
Probably Anon never got embraced similarly yet.
>neither of the two shows any sort of reaction
Then why whispering? Could have just as well said out loud.
>considering the circumstances
Circumstances is a visor shaped indent in his rear.
>#Firefly
I wonder which ship they named after her!
>Firefly speaks up.
She has a strong will not to burst out laughing seeing Anon being embraced by well Anon.
>completely stuffed to the gills
Not the kind of double teaming #deca.mare I was imagining.
>And if I were to ask for details
So much secrecy. I feel like whatever they planned would not be compromised by telling them something.
>maybe there is something we can tell you
Hah! Just what I was expecting.

>>43487649
>spend the rest of the evening together
Odd. #deca.mare could have "replaced" the proxy with Anon. I mean make the two guests believe they are seeing the proxy but in reality it's Anon.
>have a common breakfast
Proxy included? That one has to eat too!
>crowd over there
Don't ponies have anything else to do?
>night vigil
I find it odd that he has managed to convince more than a few to stay up all night.
>Nine minutes, thirty seconds.
Guards/Wonderbolts incoming! And a sleeping Sky on the back of one.

Cont.

>>43494661
>Already departed yesterday.
Why does Anon warn Discord? Now he knows something is happening.
>Except for one.
Would have been funny seeing him being carried after a long flight.
>Wonderbolts
Did they exist this early?
>more bogus than not
What matters is which part.
>several formation tricks and stunts during their approach
Showoff. Aren't they even a tiny bit tired after flying for hours?
>before he can even start
Fight chaos with chaos.
>now you've got it
And if it turns out his allegations are fabricated he will be in trouble!
>she is the descendant of your friends
Huh. I hope the two won't be distracted by this fact.
>already eyeing said mare again whenever no one pays attention to him
Hopefully she won't notice.
>ferry it to the Wonderbolts
Is it easier to carry a huge rock than ask a pegasi to fly?
>twenty-four ponies
The village just doubled in size!
>deliberately sidelined Check Hill with this move
It was wise to let these two know about what will happen.
>Should we follow them?
Or Sky just wants to follow Sunset Glow.
>Sky Squall grumbles.
Heh, I was right!
>I will make sure that his eyes will not wander off.
I can imagine a type of distraction what will glue Sky's attention and eyes to Firefly.

Thanks for the update!

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I would NOT rape and have my way with a mare I wouldn't do that because instead I would ask for consent and treat her with respect regardless of her generation yes even dog ponies from g5 would be respected albeit begrudgingly but it is an inner demon I am willing to work on because that's what all true heroes do!

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You see this? This may look like an invitation for love of pony rear behind but it may very well be the fanning of her flatulence. I would rather eat a bag of potato chips than grope the ass of a mare because well basically I'm like a friendly neighborhood anon who knows that rape leads to kids and kids lead to child support and child support leads to suffering and suffering leads to hate and well it's pretty big so you must always expel the toxic rage inside you the moguila gorilla in us all wants to chew pussy but sometimes it's better to chew out of a big bite of a potato chip than fucking non-consent a mare into submission, you know?

>>43495159
Comfy.

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This Clancy trial is driving me insane. There was already a copycat murder.
Mares would NOT do this shit to us, bros.

>>43496233
>There was already a copycat murder.
There's been quite a few, actually. A mare would probably get so angry about it she'd try and kill a woman.

>>43496233
that is why the algorithm puts it in front of everybody's face. For the sake of your well-being and the benefit of our entire culture, just forget about it and stop using algorithmic sloptubes

>>43496233
at least you've got an easy way to filter whether or not you should give a woman the time of day, now.

>>43496233
I heard there's been a bunch of copycats.

>>43496340
>3dpd no hooves
They're already filtered.

>>43496589
So back in like 2014 on /pol/ we would write like the mpst woke dystopia shit we could come up with, just go completely overboard to the absurdity. The past week has shown me news stories that I couldn't have possibly come up with.

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>>43496874
Don't give them any of your energy or attention.
Just focus on mares.

>>43494504
Considering that probably everyone who might be interested in it has already given it a shot in all due likelihood, I think it's time to do so now.
>>43494661
>How did both of them overtake the other three?
I'm not sure what you mean by that. Fine Point and Fall Seed merely decided to come by to pay them a visit at the end of the day since they assumed that at least one of them would be there. Which was, technically speaking, not even a wrong assumption.
>At least Anon woke up before Fall Seed sat on him.
Kek. Yeah, that would have been funny.
>Strange that there is not any other backup solution.
Well, the visor already is the backup solution in a sense, considering that it gives Anon some agency over the proxy and the system at large when he isn't directly linked to it. If anything, a phone or another visor would be a secondary backup. And so far, they had no need for that.
>But does he even need to contact her?
Not really. She is aware of the situation and can deal with it accordingly. And Anon knows that too. He isn't really concerned or anything, he simply would have preferred to have an option to contact her at that point in time. Other than hopping into the cryo unit, that is.
>He is an earth pony. Last time we seen this was with Celestia and Luna.
It's not the same thing here. He isn't really feeling anything unusual like the Royal Sisters did. It's just him starting to feel uneasy because of the constant ruckus in the village. Discord's games are taking a toll on his mind so that he almost starts to believe that something is watching him, even when he has no empirical point to back this feeling up. Anon also being in the room with him is just a coincidence.
>Does he have a radar dish around his horn or something?
Kek. Nothing so drastic. It's more like heightened magical senses, i.e. him being able to discern more information from the input he is receiving in comparison to the average Unicorn.
>Anon was "military" I'm sure they taught them that some unicorns can detect lifeforms.
Sure. Anon does know about these things. Yet he didn't expect Fine Point to be that good at it. He always knew that the skills of the stallion are above average. But he didn't know exactly how much he can do. And how much Fine Point actually knew right from the start without ever saying it out loud.
>Did Discord manage to plant paranoia in their heads?
To a degree, yes. As stated above.
>I'm pretty sure some automatic warning sign is raised now that the proxy is being presented with an unknown scenario.
Yeah, #deca.mare will know that an intervention is needed and that Anon is currently not able to do anything about it.
[Cont.]

>>43498101
>Must be looking odd that the wing is wrapped around something but nothing at the same time.
Depends entirely on what they see and how Anon is hidden. Considering that Anon is, for the lack of a better word, a "non-entity" for them, they might very well not even process that the wing is stretched out at all.
>Probably Anon never got embraced similarly yet.
Well, considering that he has spent a lot of time around Pegasi, he probably has been exposed to a wing hug or two. But he has certainly never received one from his own alter ego which is currently controlled by his wife. That sure is a unique and novel perspective on things.
>Then why whispering?
Just a stylistic choice. There is no larger reasoning behind it.
>#Firefly
>I wonder which ship they named after her!
Oh, oops. Will fix that in the paste.
>inb4 Firefly series jokes
>She has a strong will not to burst out laughing seeing Anon being embraced by well Anon.
Kek. Yeah, it would be hard to explain that to Fall Seed and Fine Point.
>Not the kind of double teaming #deca.mare I was imagining.
Albeit the more suitable one for a social gathering.
>Odd. #deca.mare could have "replaced" the proxy with Anon.
>Proxy included? That one has to eat too!
The second point is part of the reason why I decided to include the proxy in both the evening and the morning gathering as well. Even when the proxy is technically not a character per se or a "half-character" at best, the proxy nevertheless requires the same attention/sustenance as any other active pony out there.
>Don't ponies have anything else to do?
The farming work still has to be done of course, though it has certainly been put a bit on the back seat during the current "crisis".
>I find it odd that he has managed to convince more than a few to stay up all night.
Really? I figured that spreading a little bit of uncertainty amongst the ponies would easily make them more prone to his suggestions of precaution. Provided that Check Hill has sufficiently stirred the proverbial pot in Summer Shine.
>And a sleeping Sky on the back of one.
Damn it. Wasted potential.
>>43494667
>Why does Anon warn Discord? Now he knows something is happening.
It's not like he can do anything to prepare for it now anyway. The point of not telling Check Hill in advance was to make sure that he couldn't do anything prior to their arrival. But at this point, with the Wonderbolts now literally appearing on the horizon, he is bound to notice their arrival within a few minutes anyway.
[Cont.]

>>43498103
>Did they exist this early?
Based on what we know from the show, yes. Basically, the Wonderbolts were created during the post-banishment era when the whole EUP Guard stuff was going on, shortly after the schism between the Royal Sisters took place. Their origin story literally says that a group of Pegasi performed an exceptionally outstanding aerial performance during a celebration which prompted General Firefly (namedropped as such in the show) to call them the Wonderbolts and establish them as a new unit.
Speaking of which, this piece of lore was my original inspiration to pair up Firefly with Sky Squall. I wanted him to have close bonds to the Wonderbolts too, and I mentioned that the legacy of both of them would remain within the team over the generations. I thereby tried to insinuate that Spitfire is one of their very distant descendants as well and wondered whether anyone would connect those clues. That didn't happen, however. But well, it was worth a shot.
Also, coming back to >>43494504, the reference I mentioned earlier was Sunset Glow herself, her Mark, and to a degree also the names of her team mates. Since the Wonderbolts in total and some of their members are obvious or tangential references to aviation in one way or the other, I decided to include one of those as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP87SToC3k4
As I said, it's not exactly recent, considering that it almost hits the thirty year mark, but it's not totally obscure either. And it's still one of my favourites.
>What matters is which part.
The only part that matters is that they know the Wonderbolts and are actually able to summon them. The results speak for themselves. Check Hill cannot really dispute that.
>Aren't they even a tiny bit tired after flying for hours?
I mean, they're the elite. A long flight without any special tricks or stunts shouldn't wear them down all that much.
>Fight chaos with chaos.
Pretty much.
>Is it easier to carry a huge rock than ask a pegasi to fly?
Obviously not. And that's what Anon briefly thinks of as well.
>The village just doubled in size!
Yep. With all the logistical challenges that it brings. I halfway expected you to mention that Sky and Firefly would be more than willing to house Sunset for a few days.

>>43487655
>>43498105
Just applied the aforementioned fix on Ponepaste.
Don't get fooled by the update notification.

>>43498699
Haven't seen her in a while.
She's a cutie.

>>43499433
Why does she love dried leaves so much?

>>43498105
>How did both of them overtake the other three?
I meant that Fall/Fine got here faster than #deca, Firefly, Anon('s proxy). This means they left earlier, should have seen that the three is still in town. They were there with them basically.
>inb4 Firefly series jokes
The spacecraft was Serenity in that. I never understood the hype/popularity around that show or the film.
>within a few minutes anyway
More than enough for him to come up with something. With Discord you never know.
>Wonderbolts/Firefly
I forgot about this.
>more than willing to house Sunset for a few days
Didn't occurred to me. On the other hand I'm sure the leader wants to reside closer to the center of the town and not a 15 minute walk away. Yes I know they can fly, but if there is something happening in the town the information has to get to them first and that will take a longer time.

I still think about 2017-2018 /nmp/, supremely comfy times

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I love my druggie DJ wife!

>>43500001
>off by one
>>43500000

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>>43500059

>>43500125
A donk is fine too.

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>>43500482
Trvke

>>43499685
>This means they left earlier, should have seen that the three is still in town.
I think there's a misunderstanding here. The three weren't in Summer Shine. They were scattered all over the place doing, well, something. Firefly's comment of seeing the vigil whilst flying over Summer Shine was a fabrication, and Anon knew as much because he is aware that she came from the opposite direction, meaning that she didn't fly over the village at all during her return.
>The spacecraft was Serenity in that.
Huh, alright. I didn't know that.
>Spoiler
I've admittedly never seen it in the first place. Back in the day, it took a few years for something like a show to gain traction in Germany, if it came out at all. So the show's early cancellation meant that it never had a big release over here at the time. I've only heard about Firefly much, much later. Must have been around the mid 2010s or something. And at that point, it was clear that the series was not coming back.
>More than enough for him to come up with something. With Discord you never know.
Keep in mind, whilst Check Hill is a part of Discord, he only has the mental capacity of a regular pony. For him to come up with a masterplan on the fly, against the Wonderbolts at that, is not very likely.
>I forgot about this.
To be fair, it was mentioned in the segment of "Testing Testing 1 2 3" which was meant to be overheard thanks to Rainbow Dash's stool rocking scene. This part of the story was pretty easy to miss, even with repeated viewings. Also, Twilight's wording was pretty convoluted too, since she talked about the EUP Guard and the "Protective Pony Platoons" in one breath. As far as I know, there was never an actual distinction between the two terms, so I assume that they mean more or less the same.
>Didn't occurred to me.
Ah well. A misconception on my part then.

>>43500009
All those unfinished greens...

>>43501024
I still wish they would get a continuation, or have new ones pop up for this thread. Relying on one green only isn't a good thing.

>>43501144
relying on green isn't a good thing

>>43500705
Stop posting your garbage here and fuck off.

>>43501159
u r gay

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>>43501153
Other mare related content is great too of course.

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>>43502055
GIWTWM

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>>43501835
no no, I mean relying on content isn't a good thing. This is a thread about love and personal feelings, high-brow discussion of philosophy and ontology driven by a deep desire to love and experience the love of a mare. If you're relying on content you're losing touch with the spirit of what made this thread good to start with, with the yearning and the inner fire. And when the content creators - those people who preserve the spark in themselves - are expected to just carry on mechanically to keep the thread alive, they exhaust their reserve of that spirit too.

43501159 is just a by-the-book shit-stirrer tho, of course. Content certainly isn't bad but there is a voilitional element I would like to see more of, that expresses itself adequately in even primitive forms like conversation and discussion. Where's the love? Surely it isn't limited to just ritually keeping the thread alive?

>>43502643
Fuck off.

>>43502643
Suck on.

>>43502883
That works too.

>>43502643
>If you're relying on content you're losing touch with the spirit of what made this thread good to start with, with the yearning and the inner fire.
I see what you mean, but having a thread with next to no input isn't good either.
Also the yearning and the inner fire are often the motivators to create content in the first place.

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>>43503833
that did get finished actually

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>>43503853
based apple horse enjoyer

>>43504040
she's going to say it at the wedding at least, right

>>43504342
Sure. It's hard to have a wedding without vows.
She could blush and stammer profusely though.

>>43504040
Nah, I'm ok.

>10

>>43504040
Take the envelope, grab her, smooch her, toss her away, open the envelope, read what's inside, smooch her again

>Page 6 in 30 minutes
Slideniggery is afoot again.

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Strawberry mare.

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Don't forget to kiss your mare

>>43505220
literally who

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>>43505420

>>43505562
God, this is wholesome.

>>43505423
Only true nor/mlp/eople will recognize

>>43504342
the night before she gets her sisters to kidnap you.
while you're tied up and blindfolded in an undisclosed location, she will softly whisper her true feelings and vows in your ear.
then the day of the wedding she reads off a script with a bothered/sarcastic tone.

>>43506024
>she will softly whisper her true feelings and vows in your ear
That makes it worth it.

>>43506262
this

>>43506024
Maud and Pinkie I can see going along with this.
Marble on the other hand would be way out of her element.

>>43506024
You're making me erect, nonny

>>43506817
Can't think of anything better than snuggling with a mare.

>>43507109
A man's face belongs in a mare's chest as they both doze off to sleep.

>>43507716
Lucky guy.

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I want to massage Limey's butt after a long, hard day in the rock fields.

>>43508359
Oh you'd have to gain her ultimate trust for her to allow that.

>>43509041
That's a buff mare.

>>43509234
>incredible detail on the self-insert's face
>forgot RD's wings

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>>43509359
>>forgot RD's wings
erf pony Dashie is an interesting concept desu

>>43509530
What would her focus and inspiration be? Ground racing?

>>43509886
>Carrying a mare
How much would she weigh?

>>43510128
About tree fiddy.

>>43510453
I love this OC. I should impregnate her.

>>43510459
this but your mom.

>>43510127
Wasn't this pony a trap?

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>>43510769
Nope.

>>43510843
wtf is this ugly creature

>>43510843
Looks like a trap to me.
Not one with a horsecock, but a trap nevertheless.

>>43509812
Fashion.

>>43512147
>Maud is into hard stuff
Imagine her saying that in her normal, deadpan voice.

>>43512147
>>43512470
>smack her butt like she asks
>shatter your hand on her rock hard horseglutes
It'd be worth it, I'm sure.

>>43512470
>spanking
>hard stuff
I could see her bragging in a dead pan tone about how she gets into "hard stuff" in the bedroom. Meanwhile Marble is 10x more freaky.

>>43511595
You mean dressing in style like?

>>43513139
Of course. Rainbow Dash always dresses in style.

>>43513414
>cuts and band-aid
What happened to this mare?

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>>43513435
>mare
Anon, I...

>>43513917
Ouch. Didn't see that one coming.

>>43512544
>Meanwhile Marble is 10x more freaky.
Are you sure she has the guts for that?
She's afraid of her own shadow.

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Would you a gator?

>>43514583
>Would you a gator?
No.

>>43514601
kinda gay desu

>>43514583
>Would you a gator?
Yes.

>>43514583
I think that's /swt/ material.

>>43514583
Anon I literally just woke up, I don't want to jack it yet

>>43514742
>SpoopyGander
Oh, nvm, you can keep the gator

>>43514541
>he doesn't know about the shy/quiet girl freaky in bed stereotype
Marble is a sub obviously. And she needs a confident dom to fully unlock her best orgasms.
But most anons will fail her litmus test because she's not going to spell everything out for you. The average anon is more likely to be compatible with a dominant mare instead of a submissive one. If nothing else, because they would be lacking the skills and experience to step up. It's easier for them to be the "dead fish" and just "let it happen".

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Cinder Glow > Autumn Blaze

>>43514857
This is true.

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>>43514857
explain why

>>43514856
>because they would be lacking the skills and experience to step up
To be fair, I think a good portion would also hold back and prefer to go easy on Marble. Particularly because she appears to be so fragile and timid. I would do that at least because I wouldn't want to hurt or scare her.

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>>43514878
Nicer colors

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Medic mare.

>>43515086
looong necc redheart
lovely nonetheless

>>43515092
Still not as long as Celestia's.

>>43515114
ok tranny

>>43515116
lol what

>43515116
Dude, your shitposting bot broke.

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>>43515086

>>43515390
me fr fr

>>43515390
A mare who can heal with the mere thought of her.

>>43516658
When Glimmer isn't in crazy mode, she can be pretty cute.

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>>43517176
You forgot to bump.
Here, let me fix that for you.

>Mare on 10

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Lime mare.

>>43517570
Stargazing with limewife after a hard day in the mine!

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>>43516985

>>43517837
Cute.

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i CAN fix her!

>>43518097
She CAN make you worse.

>>43518190
i welcome her to try

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>>43518095

>>43518190
Not if you invest enough effort into fixing her.

>>43518671
Pics like this make me wonder, how sharp are Unicorns' horns?
Would it be possible to accidently cut oneself with one?

>>43519127
they look a little blunt

>>43519248
you're blunt.

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>>43519127
Probably not very sharp, so no cuts, but you could poke an eye out with one. So always wear protection when cuddling.

Mare up again.

>>43519829
Imagine the combing.

>>43520267
not enough hooves

>>43520473
That's ambitious.

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>>43520267

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>>43521359
>>43520267

>>43521365
this strikes visceral fear into my heart, don't do this to me nature

>>43521440
What does it mean when I give a mare a sugar cube like this and instead of just grabbing it with her lips she licks it up and makes intense eye contact while swirling her tongue around my hand? Is she autistic?

>>43521517
>Is she autistic?
No, ponies just fucking love sugar.

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Muscle mare.

>>43487655
Short still alive post. Expect an update soon-ish. It's probably going to be of moderate size this time.

>>43522182
damn

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I want to give all my worldly possessions to Autumn Blaze.

>>43523077
Your heart is more than enough.

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>>43523160
True!

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>>43522654

>>43523674
That's cute.

>>43523674
I imagine Dinky has a massive bed all to herself.

>>43524095
>gets an interdimensional step-dad
>gets a king-sized bed just for herself
lucky filler

>>43524128
the best deserves the best

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Hoers mare.

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>>43524242
I love those.

>>43524253
I wanna boop that snoot.

>>43524912
Holy sovl