if you think about it Octavia is everything Rarity wishes she was. Sophisticated, british, graceful, natural beauty, talented, high born and so much more.
>>43491351>a donkey
>>43491351Earth ponies are naturally better at everything than stickheads, it's a result of not using magic as a shortcut for any task which makes them more skilled and willing to put a lot of effort in their endeavors.There's a reason why all the best musicians in Canterlot that we've seen are mostly earth ponies>>43491357A very sexy donkey
>>43491351You forgot Octavia is a mare, and Rarity is looking for a stallion with a good big cock, Rarity is the straightest of the mane 6.
>>43491481>Octavia is a mareThey're called jennies
>>43491351With all due respect, I don't think Tavi runs a successful business, is married to a fairytale prince or has a lifelong supply of ice cream. She is some of the things Rarity wishes she was.
>>43491514>is married to a fairytale prince
>>43491351We all know that Octavia only LARPs as a CanterlotianDeep down she's just a basic tradwife
>>43491632Pic related?
>>43491351I don't think anyone in their right mind would want to be br*tish
>>43491732I don't know. Conquering the world, winning every global-scale war and making everyone speak my language sounds neat
>>43491732They suck a lot, but then they have Pratchett and Heaviside. I think they're cool.
>>43491737This is bait
>>43491651Yes.It's an artistic interpretation of how Octavia actually sees high society and boneheads
>>43491749It's true doe, Anglos are at the top of the food chain>>43491754But if she tops high society ponies, doesn't that make her even higher-societier?
donka rara
>>43491534>Spike
>>43491351Hooray another Octavia thread
>>43491514>married to a fairytale princeWho?
>>43492240It's an Octavia and Rarity thread, not just "another Octavia thread". Each thread is unique in it's own way.
>>43491351The real question should be which one can outsex the other. Tavi's got the looks but Rara's got the ass, so which is it?
>>43492262Tavi literally is an ass, though
>>43492424The darlings
>>43491632>>43491754>t72b
>>43491351OP is a ruffian and a scoundrel
>>43491351OP is a lovely lad and a charming bloke
>>43492434
>>43492479I see they're enjoying a nice cuppa tea while silly anons are at each other's throats arguing over who's better
Rarity is white/thread
>>43491490Certified 2013-tier desktop wallpaper. This takes me back.
>>43492800Octavia is Bri'ishthread>>43492801I've got some pretty nice wallpapers though I've already posted some in wallpaper threads
>>43492800A white girl, that means she only fucks dogs.
>>43492810EqG was super subtle by making Spike a dog, kek
>>43492813she's not going to need peanut butter with this one
>>43491351What Octavia doesn't have that Rarity does is the opportunity to be dicked down by Spike every night
>>43493820*
>>43491351I remember there were at least three times in the show where Rarity tried to cover Octavia with herself in the frame, like she wanted the entire screentime focus on her, instead of Octi.It's like the animators tried to tell us she's indeed jealous of Octi and that she sees her as her rival.
>>43494335I'm also a little schizo sometimes Anon, don't worry, you are still my friend
>>43494335https://youtu.be/cUiLihdCuZE?t=156
>>43491762No, they would see topping as a brutish and unfeminine role to take.
>>43494527Maybe that's because they're not the highest-societiest. It's like the horseshoe theory or the bell curve, the two extremes of the high and low society axis often come full circle and end up sharing the same principles
>>43491434It’s only the eyes that make Octavia sexy.
>>43494539The eyes definitely contribute to her sexiness but her bowtie and British accent maximize her plap magnetism
>>43494535>two extremes of the high and low society axis often come full circle and end up sharing the same principlesLike a matriarchy where mares would still see topping as pretty much a stallion's role.
>>43494575But by definition, matriarchy implies mares are the ones who hold power. It only makes sense that the mares would also hold power during sex
>>43494582>mares would also hold power during sexYes but it doesnt they wouldnt want to be treated as mares in the bedroom, and be taken by a strong stallion who would do all the heavy lifting at their beck and call.
>>43491737britain peaked 80 years ago
>>43494664Doing the heavy lifting doesn't necessarily mean topping, eating a mare out for example is certainly doing all the work but the topping mare still undeniably has all the power>>43494674It could peak again if caught in another defensive war. A certain distant country has been sending signals recently
>>43494690>eating a mare out for example is certainly doing all the workBy topping I meant way more than that. They would want someone who could overtake and fully ravage them. Someone who could pin the mare against a wall or shove her face against the mattress and just take her until she couldnt think anymore. The kind of bedroom domination that would make any mare capable of it be seen as a butch by others.
>>43494728If the objective of the matriarchal mares in these scenarios is to be overtaken/overpowered then my point about the extreme side of high-society matriarchy stands.Unlike regular high-society matriarchs, extreme, highest-societiest mares would always want to have dominion no matter the situation. The sheer thought of a stronger pony overpowering them in any field would be completely untenable
I think Rarity's ideal romantic partner would be A GIANT CRAB
>>43495676>a crab
>>43495717>Ahoy, me bucko
>>43491357>a sharkFIFY
>>43495722So true
Is it just me or is there an unusual amount of Futa Octavia
>>43495729I'm not sure, usually it's her DJ friend who's drawn with a dick
>>43492219oompa loompa
>>43492449
>>43494335Rarity doesn't seem to have had good luck with grey ponies in general.>>43495729Everyone knows musician donkey's emissions are biblical.
>>43492449Yes, and?
>>43491351She's also a mudhorse though.
>>43499739That's the cherry on top of the poshness moggingFate just had to rub salt into Rarity's wound
Very posh
up
>>43501801top
>>43491737>making everyone speak my languageArabic?
>>43502021I don't think we're speaking Arabic right now, anon
>>43502022Most people in Bri'in doAnd you're going to get more. Ever more. And you won't do a thing to stop it.
>>43502025I'm not Bri'ish and this is more of a general European issueIt is ironic though that the Brits won so hard that the only actually bad thing about them anons can name is they accept too many people inferior to them
>>43502027Yeah, other than the bad foodAnd the not having actual rights
>>43502034>the bad foodVery subjective, fish and chips or an English breakfast is pretty good>not having actual rightsmeme argument
>>43491351Keep fucking talking, mule.
inb4 boopanon
>>43502060boop
Rarity x Octavia is underrated. Definitely my favorite pairing of a mane six member with a non-mane six.
>>43503091Agreed, they have great chemistry
>>43503091>is underratedit's also pretty random, so I don't know what did you expect
>>43503104Dr Whooves x Derpy is even more random but way more popular
>>43503115It's actually less random, there's the episode 100 dedicated to show they know each other and are close friends + the mangas where she works for him in a time machine she turned into a giant muffin.
>>43503116>there's the episode 100 dedicated to show they know each other and are close friendsThat episode aired way after the ship became popular, the exact same case with Octavia x Vinyl. Slice of Life was basically fan service: the episode
>>43503126Alright, and? Are you still living in the past or are we living in the present?
>>43503131Your argument is retarded because literally the only reason we got that bit in that episode is because that ship was already popular at the time and that was completely randomIf someone randomly came up and punched you in the face and you hit back, that doesn't mean this fight you're now in is not random anymore
>>43503116>episode 100Out of touch and not canon.
>>43503160Cool, I am still talking about the present day not the old days, and Rarity X Octavia, as cute as it might be, is completely random, which is why it barely got any art.
>>43491351All of that is headcanon considering all we see of Octavia is playing her Cello and speaking with a fancy accent.
>>43503179I'm 80% sure you're baiting at this point but I'll try one last timeDr. Whooves x Derpy had lots of art before that episode aired, when it was completely random. Why?
>>43503186Not really, only the last part about her being high-born can be considered headcanonPlaying a cello (especially in prestigious environments): TalentedBritish accent: British (duh)Fancy: SophisticatedAnd for graceful/natural beauty you can use your eyes
>>43503209God I'd let that donkey rape me
>>43503216I need her to drain my balls dry and leave me drenched in a mix of our sweat
>>43503197I don't know I don't ship that shit you were the one that randomly decided to bring that to the convo and I was using what I knew from the present, the past reasons of why fans shipped that are unknown to me and I don't give a crap to look info about it
>>43503224I brought that up as an example of a completely random crackship getting popular, you then argued that it's not actually random because there was an episode where they met, I said that's a bad argument because the only reason it happened is because it just got that popular when it was in fact completely random
>>43503233And I just told you I thought you were talking about it from a present perspective. See now we understand each other.In any case, it's harder to ship a mane six with a random than just two randoms, unless I am forgetting something, you wouldnt see stuff like "Fluttershy x Derpys" or "Rainbow Dash x Lyra"
>>43503239Still, there was literally 0 connection between Dr Whooves and Derpy. At least Octavia and Vinyl are both musicians and Rarity is fancy/ladylike
>>43503255Rarity is also a musician
>>43503255Not the guy you’re replying to but I remember the dr who and derpy ship was because they happened to be next to each other in some scenes. It’s still random but there is a tiny sliver of connection there
>>43503275True>>43503280Isn't Lyrabon basically the same case?
>>43503304>Isn't Lyrabon basically the same case?No, they were actually intended to be close friends. Dr who and derpy I doubt it
>>43503319>they were actually intended to be close friendsWere they? Season 1 doesn't tell us much
>>43504333Checked
ascend
>>43504934ed
rawr
>>43491351>Rarity wishes she was a donkeyThat's how dumb you sound, OP the fag.
>>43491351>Rarity wishes she was a donkeyThat's how smart you sound, OP the chad
>>43505802for a sec I thought you were being sarcastic and you were calling the OP dumb, then I noticed you were just posting what the previous anon said but changing the word dumb for smart.Yet at the same time it feels like your comment is meaner to OP.
>>43505807What's a sarcasm?
>>43505822It's a magic spell, ask Twilight.
>>43505826Oh, so you can just come back here and say you have a bigger dick? Newsflash, your arguments are biased. Go look in a mirror and tell yourself with a straight face that you're "magical" because you have a huge dildo up your anusYOU are the one who pretends to be smart, not OP. Is Twilight the answer to your prolapsed anus? What is your solution? It's your shit that needs cleaningHow does it feel? Do you enjoy being fucked in the ass? Who do you think is a donkey? It's painfully obvious, just accept it and elaborate.
>>43505872heh, sarcasm
>>43505911Sarca- what?
'casm
>>43507354Sar?
I remember being 'astic once
fancy
>>43510118Donkey tea water unnnfff
>>43510150I'll take her entire stock!
>>43510161I'll take her entire cock.
Thought Rarity wanted to be Fr*nch?
>>43510650A-anon?>>43510658She wants to be whatever is in fashion at a given time
>YEH M8 OI'M OLL' KOINDZ OF HIGH LUHNIN' AND TIP TOP MANNERS, BOBS YAR UNCLE, SAY NO MOH.>NOW GIVE US A SNOG YA DAFT TWAT.
>>43511099>*CHU* *MWAH*>OI BRUV, MOIND EXPLAININ' WHY YOR GOB TASTES LOIK DORITERS?
cuppa tea
'ate griffons'ate yaks'ate dragonslove me donk wifesimple as
>>43513850The chair my donk woife sits on is worth more than the lives of every griffon, yak and dragon
*sip*
*chug*
>>43515307>bo'ohw'o'woh'er
>>43513284donk tea
>>43515647>bo'u'o'wo'uh>>43515685donk cake
surprised there isn't more art of these two it feels like it makes too much sense to pair them up
>>43516402I think Octavia being shipped with Vinyl and Rarity being shipped with AJ may have had something to do with it, people like opposites more I guess. Still, there is some nice art and stories about the two
You used Rarity as a bait to turn this into a "Just Octavia" thread, that's disgusting, you don't deserve Rarity.
>>43517051I don't think OP personally turned this into an Octavia thread, Tavifags just engaged with it more
umpy
>>43517663>Nice butt>Donk juice>Dat strawholy unf
>>43492267What is this dialog from originally?
>>43518138You want a donknut with that?
>>43518140Why do you think it's from somewhere else?
raar
>>43491351But does Octavia have her own boutique?
>>43523200why have boutique when can have cheller
you will love octavia
>>43524024I already do
>>43523216Because that would make her everything Rarity wanted to be.
>>43524092I don't think that's her goal in life
>>43491351>high born>earth ponyTop kek. Rarity may be a low born unicorn but that's still above a donkey.
>>43524590Actually even a high-born unicorn might not be above a donkey, the issue is genetic
>>43524595Oh, Donka... Tavi donka I kneel... Tavi-sama...
>>43524600That's roight, praise the donkaunf
>>43524595>she fell for gryphon tricks
>>43524642Balderdash
>>43524595All I see are qualities for a better steed.
>>43525639I need a ride
>>43525639I want octavia to dress like this and perform the grieg sonata
>>43525664Now that would be quite a sight to beholdI wonder if she can perform well while we're fucking
>>43527875>live footage of donk licking the side of my Land Rover
>>43527896That's how she marks her territoryIt's her car now
>>43527902I can live with that.WHY IS THERE NO SUNBEAM OCTAVIA
>>43527908Skoda beat them to it
>>43527912jenny is NOT for towing
>>43527918She just wanted to show off her superior donk strength
>>43491351I drove over an hour to go to a cider mill that allegedly had a very cute donkey earlier this afternoon only to find it had NO donkey, only inferior alpacas and sheep treated poorly, and the cider doughnuts were no more than donut holes. I was DENIED my donkey nosepatting and slop feeding and am deeply upset at the lack of donkey. Please share more Octavias in this trying time, until I can reach the nearest donkey sanctuary.
>>43529993Here ya go, though I can also post some cute IRL donkeys if you want, anon
>>43529999
>>43530002
>>43529999blessed quads, thank you anonI have been watching videos of donkeys braying to copeplease share donks
>>43530003
>>43530004Here's a cute donk riding a hammock
>>43530009Donktavia
>>43530011
>>43530016And finally, a specialhttps://files.catbox.moe/16wq5m.mp4
>>43530018Ok I do have two more
>>43530020
>>43530020I like how the donkey just lets himself inhappy donk
>>43530046She needs her daily dose of petting
um
>>43542280
>>43542855The serial booper strikes again!
>>43544290Aww, someone needs a hug!
>>43491351That hairstyle is so sexy on her, I wish she wore it in other episodes.
>>43530023Thank you anon. I am happy to report that I finally got to pet not one, but TWO donkeys. TOTAL DONKEY VICTORY. And I fed them carrots. As well a goat. They were huge Sicilian donks at a local farm. I love them. They are like gigantic puppies. I am going to go back and see them every week.
>>43544835Lucky you, I live in a big city without any nearby farms that have donkeysI'm incredibly jealous but also happy you have this opportunity, enjoy the luxury of petting those cute donks
>>43491351Rari'y is not trying to be bri'ish though. Blimey are you thick in the head?
>>43544840Thanks man, I feel for you and I will give them a pet and carrot for (You) next week! I hope you can get out of the urban jungle and find your own donkeys soon enough.
>>43544854I bet she posts Bri'ish bad teeth memes but deep down wishes she was a bong instead of picking the side that eats frogs and snails>>43544857Thanks, anon. I wish you many pleasant donk petting experiences and memories galore, I know I'd be making the most of it
Rar
>>43491351I got my Rover back and am going to go see the donkeys again on Friday. I am real happy.
>>43553189Have a nice donk petting spree, anon! Tell us how many you've managed to pet once you're back
>>43553195Well the farm I normally go to only has two donks but there are several other ones in the area, which I feasibly could go to all on the same day maybe… There's a donkey rescue as well that I'm guessing has more than a couple. I will report back.
>>43553212Awesome, I can at least numb the pain of not being able to pet any donks by reading about other anons' experiences
>>43491351>Octavia has 6 threads>Rarity only has 3 threadsTotal Octavia Supremacy!
>>43553416Even Rarity's own general is getting bumped off before 500, kinda sad
>>43553416>Octavia has 6 threads7 if you count vst
>>43553217Aw I feel for you anon. I will give the two I'm definitely seeing on Friday one carrot each for you.
>>43553546Splendid!
>>43554032after a day of office work innit
>>43554492Time for some stress relief
>>43553551Status report: Went out a day early as we are taking a trip now tomorrow, donks given head rubs and ear scratches, as well as leafy carrots, including one each on your behalf. One brayed shortly after I came by and the other right after I left. They were stabled last week but with better weather they were outside today which was nice to see. They're both very docile but the larger one often tries to obstruct his brother from eating, so I have to distract him with leafy ends so the other can eat his carrots, though both are very well-nourished. I was more focused than I wanted to be on making sure some children didn't hurt themselves since their chaperone was rather inattentive so I regrettably couldn't get all the photos I wanted; next time. They are lovely creatures.
>>43555585Ooh, just missed a big GET too. I wonder what it went to...>>43555555Ah, all's right with the world.
>>43555585Top notch status report. The council is pleased with the head rubs and ear scratches, and the much-needed carrots on my behalf. Good solution for feeding his little brother too>I was more focused than I wanted to be on making sure some children didn't hurt themselves since their chaperone was rather inattentive so I regrettably couldn't get all the photos I wanted; next timeKek, it's always up to Anon to save the day. Looking good so far nonetheless, real /mlp/ donk petting images are sacred>>43555590Can this day get any better?
Hello Anons, may I tempt you with a well-written OctaviaxTwilight ship fic that got abandoned right at the good part because the author presumably died in the navy?https://www.fimfiction.net/story/60912/private-gig
>>43495722*octopus
>>43557075I'll give it a read>because the author presumably died in the navyHuh?? Source?
>>43557083I'm being silly, his name is NavyPony and he disappeared for a while. Realistically he's just abandoned the craft, since he was last online March 2023.
>>43518617It doesn't seem like it was written with this intention
>>43557078Donktopus>>43557087Oh, thanks for clarifying kek
>>43557088The artist (Sleepyhoers) is a talented writer as well, I recommend reading his story if you like Octascratchhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/576075/the-blood-is-love
>6 ACTIVE OCTAVIA THREADS
>>43560358Not enough
>>43491351Kek
>>43561764Everyone knows the Tavi
>>43560358How did she win the ultimate showdown of ultimate ponerty?
>>43561932She pulled an L85 from under her mane and blew the board away with a plaplaplaplap
>>43557400Poor vinyl lost her job to the donk.
>>43562592Octy couldn't get her to learn the violin so she's stealing her job until she does, genius!
>>43564226AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP DONK!!!
>>43567097Why yes, that would be lovely
>>43570339>She's simply gorgeous!
