This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>43370505Topics discussed:>Amending Glimmy's fences with snacks!>Starlight would've kept the trains running on time>Glim the generous gifts (You) a braincell>Glimmy in G6 speculation>Looooooong Glimmy strikes back>Starlight's foalhood pain is greatly underestimated>Mares beware, Glim will take your man>Call the boop addiction hotline if (You) need help>Glimmy's snowpity makes everyone jealous>Star makes a muffin made with love for anon!>Big gulp is no match for Glim>Anon wants to be a good son to Starlight>Starlight's friend circle is endearing>Glimmy hides her powerlevel>We're all anons in a Glimmy world>Glimfrens and Twifrens should unite>Anon bravely defends Glimmy alone against the demonic forces of hell>Glimmy and Cozy cash in their princess points for tendies>Maud and Starlight are autism buddiesArt drawn:>Startrix making out!>>43392134https://u.pone.rs/cwwyoxip.pngGreens grown:>Glim Glam's long day>>43395696>Glimmy tries to convince nonny she's homeless>>43398143>Sharing is caring>>43432055Tamers dumps:>Freaky Friday Edition>>43454538>Titanic Edition>>43493529Legacy archive: https://ponepaste.org/7897
>>43494788Some selected fanfics and greens:"Punkish Pasts" by Glimbrain>Starlight (begrudgingly) takes Anon to see her old bedroom at Sire's Hollow.https://ponepaste.org/9940"Taking in a homeless Glim" by CrookedIronsights>(You) take in a Glim with nowhere to go.https://ponepaste.org/9674"Double Glimmy" by Glimbrain>Glimmy and Glimmy (from the past) team up to drain Anon's balls.https://ponepaste.org/9913"Public? Sexo" by jrudie>Sexo? In a public space?https://ponepaste.org/8717"Can I stay in your house?" by Marehouse>Looking to escape her troubles at home, Starlight seeks refuge at Anon's place.https://ponepaste.org/7456"Starry Darling" by Climaclysm>Starlight Glimmer's parents discuss a recent incident she had with another foal in town.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/516675/starry-darlingThe Pink In Pinko by HK-47>Anonymous is locked up in Our Town by Starlight Glimmer, who tries and fails to convert him. He converts her by way of dicking the communism out of her.https://ponepaste.org/505Some essential fanfics and greens:Collection of shorts from Starlight threads:https://ponepaste.org/7268>It's easy to shake off regrets when you don't know how better it could have turned out. But, what if..https://www.fimfiction.net/story/411078/the-book-of-might-have-beens"Because I Choose To" by Mercury>A very influential and iconic SPG story.part 1 - https://ponepaste.org/2560part 2 - https://ponepaste.org/2561"Glimglam doth Flimflam the Green Man" by Empty_Philosopher>It's a whirlwind of insane goofs between Anonymous and Starlight Glimmer in this one-of-a-kind adventure that uses its green medium expertly.https://pastebin.com/u/Empty_Philosopher~~*Bins:Grim's pastebin>Writing with his heart more than with his hand, Grim's short stories radiate warmth, spark joy, evoke nostalgia and cause heart attacks.>Deftly tugging on our heartstrings with his slice of life stories and drawings, this multitalented individual lures out and then intensifies all of our love for shy, sweet Starlight.https://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponkakarwler's ponepaste>karwler's midnight scribbles are weird, arousing, heart-warming, dark, playful with their medium and often times all of the above at once.>Inspirations stemming from his bittersweet longing for the lavender mare, he reflects the everyday daydreamy state of a glimmera.https://ponepaste.org/user/karwlerGlimbrain's ponepaste>A cuddlebug packed with witty remarks, Glimbrain's sweetly endearing (and devilishly playful) Starlight has made me fall in love all over again.>Clever twists and lively characters are signature skills of this incredibly talented individual. We can only muster a humble 'Thank you!' for all the sweet, sweet glimgreens he has spoiled us with.https://ponepaste.org/user/Glimbrain~~*Unlisted List>Titles and links of damaged stories or otherwise unfinished works of pony literature.https://ponepaste.org/5554
Evil Glimmy in the morning
A worthy 10/10 episode. Starlight finally opening up her feelings to Mari and showing genuine care for her is super adorable, I'm looking forward to seeing more of that. The only thing I felt was missing was the band playing during the Titanic sinking, it would've been the perfect gag. Fuck what Celestia says, Glimmy is the best band member in my heart!>>43493598UNF
>>43494816>her mane automatically changes depending on her moodlooks like i'm wearing the apron and making breakfast for today
>>43493675RESUMAN'
Okay that's all, there are some others but Glimmy is obscured by the names in the credits so i don't wanna post them.
>>43495315Rawr! :3
>>43495335Good stuff, alotta cute glimmies this ep!I asked Grok to "remove the text from this image" and it came out pretty well, may be worth checking out.
>>43494788so is the op, like, if Glimmer was Fraiser?>"Go ahead, caller, I'm listening."
>>43494788>oh neat, thread for best pony>it's all tamershit
>>43496165In the past 3 weeks, the absolute majority of new images of glimmer were drawn by one artist
>>43496165Tell me about it...
>>43496069Haven't seen Fraiser, is that the reference?>call-in psychiatry radio showOh yea that does fit her pretty well as the honorary element of empathy and headmare of the school of friendship.I imagine she'd enjoy being a political commentator too, calling out corruption and shining light on important issues.
>>43496165>>43496347Perhaps it would be better if he linked the collection in a 3rd party site like a public google drive and only post the highest quality frames? I think that's what an anon did back when the show was still running.
>>43496401I won't do that btw. Stay mad all you want but Tamers is like the only one drawing new Glimmy's consistently.
>>43495801Good shit, it worked! thanks glimfren.
>>43497429Noice!
>>43497184Was just making a suggestion, I don't mind it personally since I also enjoy Tamers. I'm happy to see more Glimmy anywhere and I'm hoping she'll show up in G6 too.
>>43496353I love the design of her cloak, she looks so cool like some kind of powerful battle mage, special ops working alone or in a small team.
Another thread I can get behind.
>She's writing about (You) in her diary.>What is she writing?
>>43498287Oh my she's so gosh darn beautiful
>>43494788GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOORNIIIIIIIIING KIIIIIIIRIIIN GROOOOOOVE!
Glump
>>43499003
>>43498287Lyrics to a song she's gonna sing for (You) later.Here's what she's got so far:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8JPZ-pm77Y
>>43498287>nonny drooled in my mane again after we spooned last night>so I got back at him by "drooling" on his pants while sitting on his lap as we watched Beast Wars>suffice it to say we fucked like beasts
I will make love to this lilac mare
why is glimbutt so socially stunted
>>43501553But she's not lying!!
>>43501893I hope my daughter doesn't inherit my autism lol
>>43502116Just keep pumping foals into her so we can place bets on polymarket.>Will anon's foal turn out autistic?>60:1 oddsI'm going all in for you, brother.
>>43502437Having 300 foals with Glimmy
>>43502437Would there be some dark magic to merge/rectify several autistic siblings into one non-autistic pony?
>>43502458There is and you must take responsibility for whatever emerges from it.
>>43502463It was supposed to remove their tism, not amplify it thousandfolds!
Why did the writers think Cozy couldn't be redeemed by Starlight?
>>43502504They forgot completely. A consistent theme to her character arc in every season from 5 to 7 is in showing empathy to the villain. Starlight was clearly being setup as the key to reform Chrysalis and possibly others like Tirek. Glimmy would never have let Twilight send Cozy to jail or let the trio be stoned.But the moment McCarthy returns with her movie and the final two seasons all hell breaks loose, she ruins everything she touches.
>>43502600I really wanted a Chrysalis episode which has Chrysalis explain, very, VERY clearly, that she's not rejecting friendship out of spite. She's rejecting it because she's terrified of becoming something other than what she knows. Maybe she doesn't feel happiness, but she's comfortable with the bug she is because she's been the way she is for so long. Having a sudden transformation like Thorax is horrific because she won't know what she'll become. If it's a worse existence, then she abandoned her principles for nothing and will have to live with that regret. If it's a better existence, then she has to live with knowing she wasted centuries suffering for no good reason.It's not unlike how real people refuse to get the help they need because they're scared of what will happen next. Glimmy was shown where her path was taking her thanks to time travel, but Chrysalis doesn't get that harsh reality check. All she gets is knowing that more and more of her brood keep leaving her for "friendship", analogously to how Glimmy kept losing friends to their cutie marks.
>>43502687>shapeshifter's weakness is committing to the bitPoetic.
>>43502687kino...
>>43502965entrails?
>>43503474Yeah she killed her bus driver in that episode
would you consume the cancer sweetener if glimglam asked you to?
>>43503847yes since glimmy can cure cancer anyway.
>>43503847I'd eat less of Glimmy told me too
>>43504380>I'd eat less of Glimmy told me tooIf I had a marewife made out of regenerating pink bubblegum-liken substance that I was constantly ripping chunks out of and eating (painlessly), I would also eat less of Glimmer when she told me to.
The Glimmind like the Gravemind but better
>>43504645hey thanks for this
>>43504645>"after you run over a bitch exit the vehicle then spam crouch over their corpse. kneeling is a sign of respect to a well fought battle">gets shot at by an enemy>"NIGGER!">"that's a battle cry that means good luck, have fun.">"huh, none of this sounds right? But Nonny taught me everything about human etiquette online."
>>43504645kek
>>43503847Glimmy just can't function until she's had her aspartame>>43504645fucking lmaowhat the hell is this
Good night glimmy
>>43507840Wowza
>>43505133The elements of chaos
This wonderful wonderbolt will wow your willies off!
>>43509388
>>43509460why would glimmy have a problem with that?
>>43509388Ngggh glimmy in tight suit
>>43510880(\
>>43511891great post, comrade
>>43513405talking about feelings is so gay!
>>43514492the main character of MLP and my heart
glim
>>43514909Cute!
>>43514909*puts on fridge*
>>43514909perfection
>>43515143>>43515422>>43515838I don't want to talk down to artists who have put in their 10,000 hours and become famous and respected about their craft, but there's a beauty about kitchen fridge art that can't be replicated by someone who achieves mastery.
I wonder what a Glimmer.MOV would've been like
>>43516649It's the innocence of the art. Good art doesn't have that innocence factor to it.
>>43517270Glimmy taking over the world.
Glimmy owns this board
Bros you're not gonna fuckin' believe this
>>43519539Is this real?????? Please tell Glimmy I wanna be her slave
GLIMMY GEMMY
>>43520726smug wife!
>>43521181Cumming
>neighbor comes crashing into my driveway at 4AM after breaking another neighbor's garden gnomes and knocking over their trash cans shouting that intruders are skinning and killing her cats (she owns no cats, but has 3 dogs)>call the police and tell them there's a 75 year-old dementia-ridden woman on serious painkillers from a back surgery having a mental break while piloting a deadly weapon on my property and I may have to shoot her to death as per my state's "stand your ground" laws if she isn't removed in five minutes>try to go back to sleep but have to suffer through the sounds of screaming and police sirens>now I'm stuck awake and it's a work dayLife is hell. Need Glimmy wife...
>>43522121Geez man that sucks. Like God damn.
>>43522121why are glimfrens always put in these situations...
>>43522184Because we're the chosen Anons.
>ywn be there to pick up glimmy when she's feeling down and overwhelmed and upset
>>43522756upsies always does the trick
>>43522756It hurts so much... now I need a glimmy to pick me up.
Have you lied on your resume today?
>>43524733Lying means better chances of being hired to support my family, it's for the greater good.
I'm willing to bring one of you to my Equestria as long as you're willing to turn into Sunburst so that I can remain the only human. You can keep Glimmy since I'll be banging the other one
>>43525294Perfect, Sunburst happens to be my self-insert anyway.
Dude i need more glimmy.
Love Glim, simple as
>>43526019What am I supposed to do with Trixie's brain exactly?
>>43526985compute 1 plus 1
>>43526985It's a good thing Trixie can't perform magic beyond basic telekinesis.
It would be so hot if glimmy was in my head like Cortana.
>>43529013Tulpamancy anon, that can happen if you want it
>>43529025Then it wouldn't be like Cortana silly.
>>43529129So you're gonna wait for non-existent technology to come into existence instead of conjuring the alternative yourself?
>>43529132Yes! Why wouldn't I!
Glite!
>>43529494
>>43529977The pegasi need to be stopped!
STARLIGHT HAS MASTERED RED-BLUE AND IS CHANNELING ELECTRICITY THROUGH IZZET, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>43530526This is definitely referencing something
>>43531300im not sure what it is but I hope she shocks my balls
>>43532087Trixie messed up the cooking so badly that poor Starlight couldn't delay Twilight's arrival long enough...
>>43532087Headmare Glimmy sexy
>>43531300I looked it up>The Izzet League, also called the Magewrights, is a guild from the plane and city of Ravnica, led by the dragon genius Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind. Members of the guild are brilliant but whimsical scientists and wizards who pursue magical experiments with reckless enthusiasm, often jumping from one idea to another. They are responsible for civic works like water systems and roadways, but their true passion lies in discovery, invention, and spellcraft. The guild embodies a mix of mad science and magical innovation, making it one of the most creative and unpredictable factions in the game.>In essence, Izzet represents creativity, chaos, and spell-focused gameplay in Magic: The Gathering. Its decks reward players who enjoy combining spells, drawing cards, and executing complex combos, while its lore emphasizes the guild’s role as inventive, unpredictable, and intellectually driven wizards in RavnicaSeems quite fitting to Glimmy, neat. I always loved her enthusiasm and creativity in magic. In combining, modifying, and creating new spells she seeks to understand the mechanics of magic on a deep level, without letting "safety measures" hold her back too hard towards progress to a better future.
>>43533335I see... Yeah that does fit Glimmy lol
I am sick and wish I had Glimmy here with me.
>>43534759Glimmy will concoct the best medicine to cure your ails!
im a fat fuck trying to lose weight through c.a.c.o. and im starting to feel it... the exhaustion... the hunger pangs... but i still have the fat gut and the love handles... glimmy we gotta do this we dont wanna have heart attacks before were 40...
>>43536199You got this!I went on a diet before when I realized I could no longer rest my chin on my knee lol. I was putting on my socks one day when I noticed. For some reason that greatly motivated me.
>pushed away a girl i met irl who had a glimmy key fob by texting her too much about glimmy lore
>>43536877oof, why is life so cruel...
truly, we live in an unequal society
>>43536877Disregard foids. Worship Glimmy.
>>43537479if glimmyfrens dont reproduce then there wont be anypony alive in this world left to worship glimmyidiot
>>43537707I will reproduce asexually like a budding flower
10 years ago yesterday the preview for Every Little Thing She Does went up. It was a very dramatic day: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28474467/
>>43537772>>43537773Nope, you're not getting away with this, bucko.
>>43537773I love ELTSD so much!I wrote some of my thoughts here and why it mogs LZ:>>43088462>>43088466>>43088469Really great character development and interactions, and a very funny and entertaining episode. I love all the gags and everything is executed so damn well.10/10 episode
>>43536877Should've told her you'd be her Sunburst!
>>43536877>glimmy key fobbig if true
>>43538620It should be me!!!
>>43537752nigga u playin, we wuz kangz
>>43516649Art is an expression of human creativity. Of course, we desire to look upon beauty and that's why high quality art is highly valued, but any insoled human can look upon low quality art and still respect it based solely on the fact that some person put effort into creating something.Some person drew this fridge art because they wanted to create something. I respect creation and those who engage in it.You can't discount quality entirely though. I'd say it's a balancing act between effort, intent, and quality, and that's what art should be judged by
>>43537773It's now exactly 10 years since the episode aired. /mlp/ reactions: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28488542/
the girl with the glimmy keyfob messaged backnoticed her image hashes were from twibooru (she didnt bring it up)made a joke about how i dont mind her sending me twibooru links as long as there sfwnow she wont stop messaging about how braemac helped her come out of the barn and now shes a avid gay polyamory sunburst shipper
>>43540402doesn't sound too different from a brony shipping the entire m6 together.
>>43540657but a girl who likes stallions doing buttstuff to each other probably expects me to get buttstuffed and im not gay...i thought the glimmy keyfob was glimmy letting me know that she could channel herself thru that human girlbut i was wrongi dont know glimmy as well as i thought i didi let her down by emotionally cheating on her and now i will never go to equestria...and i might get buttstuffed...
>>43540665Don't worry, it's not gay to get buttstuffed by a girl.
>>43540402be her sunburst, anon
How on earth did you find it surprising that a glimfan who uses twibooru was a fujoWhy are you so bothered by her being a fujoStop being such a normie (pejorative) and start loving life and living ponies
>>43540665You didn't listen and now you got burned...
>foids
>>43540969>fujoI wonder if she's seen Tamers, he has a big fujo fanbase because of all the gay shipping. Could bond over watching Tamers together, risky though because of the racism and literal scat, it's a series fans either love or hate. It's over if she hates it since she'll think anon is a degenerate bigot, even mentioning it in a positive light might irk her. If she loves it or is already a fan then that puts anon in a very good position.
>>43541993You should convince her to dress up as goth Tamers Glim and also convince her to fartmaxx haha
I should pay more attention to keyfobs
>>43542070>YouI'm not that guy, was just thinking out loud how to help the glimbro score.But that's a good idea haha, the goth part at least..
Relationship goals
>>43542318I wish I could have pookie's breadcrumbs, mari is so lucky.
>>43542454I would lick the crumbs form her chubby cheeks
>>43542190Haven't really thought of the idea before, maybe I should put a glimmy sticker on mine or a use a glimmy lanyard as a subtle dog whistle to other fans in public.
My dear leader!
Worshipping Glimmy's butt in public
Wow, look at her prance across the starlit sky!
>>43546399purple ponut yummy
>>43546950Sleepy pone
>>43545712Redpilled
>No /mlp/>No watching pony >No looking at pony artFor years.But still kissing my glimmy every day and still wishing on a star every chance get to never stop loving her.
>>43548111Starlight is our glimmer of hope!
>>43548111Nice to see you stop by, glimfren. I hope you've been doing well!
Glimmer has conquered china
>>43549194Chinks get all the good shit
>>43549194Is that a RR in the top left so she's getting her own stories for the game? Wonder how that's going to go for release order of the packs then.
>>43549912Those are from the initial waves of kayou cards that are just for collecting. The game is a new thing so it's going to be a while until the Glimmy expansion if they're going season by season.Sucks to be a somewhat obscure late season side character sometimes, but I'm happy she still gets a good amount of merch that rivals some of the early season side characters.
>>43549194Yummy!
>>43549187Glimmy is ready to pounce on Nonny when he opens the door!
>>43549194WIFE
Would Glimmy be proud of me for a installing a Willhelm Suspension Geometry Correction Kitâ„¢ as well as a Prothaneâ„¢ poly bush kit, and at the same time rebuilding and resealing my steering rack and installing a quick turn steering pinion. All on my own?
>>43551889Wrong picture.
>>43551889Any mechanical prowess seemingly is impressive nowadays. The greater question: Why do you own a sedan?
>>43551889Glimmy seeing you intimately enjoying your passions makes her pussy wet.
>>43552035It makes her especially wet and winky because you don't have a cutie mark.
>>43552033But it's a 2 seater coupe though..>>43552035>>43552113That makes it all worth it.
wet ass glimmy pussy wasgp
>>43552508WagpimmWet ass glimmy pussy in my mouth
>>43553805Cute ass glimmy hooves in my hands.Anyone else mentally retcon the whole friendship school meme?
>>43553863Yeah I disregard the Friendship School as is. But headmare Glimmy is so sexy. So I just headcanon her as a Headmare of school that's still called the Friendship School but it's not to learn about friendship it's just like a regular school, that still has creatures in it because I like to self insert as a 16yr old human male delinquent that rizzes up hag Glimmy and sexes her.
>>43554272Same but I imagine myself as her concealed underdesk pet that she has somehow snuck onto the payroll.
>>43554336>you are eating out headmare glimmy as she tries to maintain herself and hide your presence to discuss the state of the school with Twilight
>>43553863I'd immensely prefer Glimmy completing her princess arc, but I kinda like the friendship school despite its flaws. It's a lot more interesting than EqG's boring default highschool setting at least. The only thing I found a little strange was Twilight's friends being full-time teachers but it's a fantasy school in a fantasy world so it's easy to imagine their work hours are very lenient. Creatures never bothered me since I'm an avid fantasy world enjoyer, before MLP I had already explored hundreds of other fantasy worlds and having different races and cultures are just part of the charm to me.But yeah I like to imagine Starlight becoming a princess to rule alongside Twilight as her Luna (or Celestia since honestly I think Starlight is more suited to being a leader than Twilight) since it would have been more appropriate for someone as magically talented as her and to the overall story of FiM as a whole. Becoming headmare completes her arc well enough though which is why I'm not really against it: from cult leader professing a misguided view of friendship to headmare teaching young minds the real magic of friendship is still a great arc (and shaping the young minds who will become the future of Equestria is a powerful influence over the world in itself).Other fun scenarios I like to fantasize with Glim Glam is becoming the "Starswirl" of the modern era, being a mother to a magical prodigy in Luster Dawn, reforming the legion of doom and/or adopting Cozy Glow, the m6 never coming to Our Town, getting her cutie mark at the same time as Sunburst and going to CSGU together, and more. Out of all the ponies, I think Glimmy has the most to work with in terms of possibilities and what-ifs. If only I was any good at writing fanfiction..
I gotta rewatch the show. Wasn't there an episode with starswirl travelling back through time that could've potentially tied into starlight's future if they decided to go that way?
>>43555791There's only a flashback of him banishing the sirens and PoS.However, there's so many hints to Glimmy being the descendent of Starswirl.>Magic-based cutie mark in the image of a star and swirl>Is very talented and passionate about magic>Messed with cutie marks like Starswirl>Can modify spells created by Starswirl>Can read Starswirl's messy hornwriting>both had friendship problems in some form>both have worked with the princesses in some way>both are loved by TwilightStarlight is practically all but confirmed to be part of his bloodline kind of like how AJ's parents is all but confirmed dead.
