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love mares!

Forget posting drama, time for cute. Canon, but separate story.
>Be Anon, a very young colt with a bloody nose.
>Fluttershy is carrying you in a foal carrier to Rainbow Dash's home.
>Wrapped very tightly around her barrel.
>Gently she lands on the front lawn, saw mom just got home from work.
>"Dash! I'm here with Anon. Something happened."
>Hear a groan as Dash turns right back around to the front door.
>"I'm coming. Just kicked off my horseshoes and--Anon, what happened!"
>Look up to her, a little embarrassed.
“I tried to fly.”
>Rainbow sighs as she stoops her head.
>”Did you jump off your aunt’s house?”
>”He did. What do we say, young colt?”
“I’m sorry.”
>Door swings wider.
>”Come in you two. So why did you try?”
“Angel Bunny said I couldn’t. I told him I could.”
>”Did you really get into a feather tossing contest with a bunny?”
“He called me a wimp if I didn’t after a double cross dare. I ain’t a wimp.”
>Fluttershy grumbles.
>”You’re a precious young foal. Not a wimp. Oh, you two, just get into so much trouble.”
>Dash points up the stairs.
>”Come on, let's get a shower going then. Clean you and me up. Fluttershy, you want to join?”
>”If you don’t mind.”
>Floating up to the bathroom, the spartan shower is wide open.
>Dash turns on the water and sets to just right.
>Fluttershy untangles you from her body.
>You are so tiny.
>Water is poured over you as they start gently rubbing the dirt out.
>Dash has a rag in her mouth as she cleans the blood off.
>”Good thing you didn’t break your nose. I know you’re eager to fly, but this takes time. Don’t rush it.
“I want to fly now.”
>Fluttershy slowly rubs the dirt out of your hooves with the gentleness only she can do.
>”It’ll happen. You have very good wings. Don’t worry about being a late bloomer.”
>Living the human dream of flying is so tempting.
>So close, yet so far.
>Fluttershy licks her cheek, then starts working on your messy feathers.
>Waxy saliva straightens out the feathers.
>Dash goes up and down your body until she’s at your undercarriage.
>Tense a bit as she touches that.
>”Calm down.”
>Don’t pop a boner, you’re too young for that.
>Massages continue until you are fresh and clean.
>Dash takes a look at the rag and throws it across the room.
>You grab another rag.
“Who’s next?”
>”Your mom will love it if you take care of her. Come on, Anon.”
>”Yeah, yeah, just be careful around my hooves.”
>Still ticklish even if you’re the one to do it.
>Dash is so muscular.
>It’s unreal when you rub her body.
>Can feel those abs.
>Back muscles that flex with power.
>Strong legs.
>Hips that are actually larger than Fluttershy’s thanks to you being born.
>That’s a sore point, but there’s nothing helping that.
>Teats are actually normal size thanks to you as well.
>Was decently tasty, but her workout regiment to lose that baby fat meant they weren’t at full potential.

>>43498136
>Rub them down gently, making her hitch.
>Fluttershy takes care of her wings, your preening glands aren’t quite developed yet.
>Fluttershy is next.
>Water flows off her gracefully.
>She is soft compared to Dash.
>Coat is gentle, but there is still some muscle under her soft features.
>Further down you go, the more soft she becomes.
>There’s the teats.
>Oddly still big.
>”Flutters, are you still on the diet? You don’t still nurse right?”
>”I don’t. Just put some milk into his diet occasionally.”
>”You don’t have to keep doing that. We can start fishing.”
>Fluttershy sits down, making them jostle.
>Easier to reach and clean.
>”I know, I just miss the feeling of closeness.”
>Dash shakes her head.
>”I always thought it felt weird. Glad to do it, but still weird.”
>A little milk comes out and is washed away.
>Le sigh.
>”Maybe a little more won’t hurt?”
>”Fluttershy, please. He’s weaned off.”
>”O-okay.”
>Water is turned off.
>Shake the water off then rub down with the towel.
“Thank you. I’m sorry.”
>”I understand squirt. I was the same way, wanting to fly as soon as possible. Let me be there for you when you want to try again. Not some bunny goading you.”
“Okay.”
>They kiss you on the cheek.

There you go guys. Just clean, normal, healthy fun.

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>>43498140
>Just clean, normal, healthy fun.

Fluttershy incest is destined

>>43498149
WingedAnon sure loves trolling us on occasion.

>>43498140
Very nice green anon!

>>43498140
https://ponepaste.org/12129

>>43496451
>Where did this come from?
“I mean, it might be why they want to do it. They feel responsible.”
>”So is it just guilt?”
>That stops you.
>There is a hint of bitterness in her voice.
>Slow down Dash.
>Take in everything.
>Eyes take in all the details.
>Her coat recently brushed.
>Makeup.
>She forgot a detail.
>On the tip of a few feathers are recently dried tears.
>Forget about the princesses
“You’ve not been sleeping well, have you?”
>That makes her look away and whisper quietly.
>"No."
>Too quiet, you're going to have to guess she said no.
"If you want, I can watch the animals tonight and you can sleep with Anon tonight."
>"I--"
>She stops herself, you can tell by the eagerness she really wants to.
>"I can't. You won't be able to take care of Lupine."
"Oh by the clear blue yonder, why do we care about a monster?"
>"She's not a monster! She's a lost puppy with no home, except Anon. He's her only family now. Your family now."
>That makes you grit your teeth.
"I already feel like I'm a terrible mother. Why don't I just double down on that and bring in a plant monster."
>"You're not a terrible mother."
"And you're not a terrible aunt."
>"I--oh."
"Yeah, see what I did there?"
>"Not fair changing the subject like that so quickly."
"Just how I do things."
>She falls silent as you walk into town.
"You don't buy it do you?"
>"I told him I would keep him safe."
>Fluttershy stares at the ground.
"Same."
>Her ear flicks up, then back down.
"Same for Celestia too. Maybe I am biased because we both fought hoof and feather together."
>Like some kind of comradery found in the pegasi of old against their enemies.
>Or you're just tired.
"There's something else."
>Can tell ponies are looking at you when they notice.
>They have questions.
"Anon is honest with them in ways he's not with us."
>"Why? Why can't he just be open with us? His family?"
>Fluttershy sniffles.
"I think he's scared, more than anything, of ruining our relationships we have with each other and the girls. If we know the good and the bad of each other before we even live it."
>"But he can tell Celestia."
>That finality in her voice echoes how you've been thinking.
"He told her to her face that he thinks she messed up."
>"Oh."
"Yeah."
>Fluttershy looks up with a sad frown.
>"So what can we do? I feel helpless."
>Share the same wind sister.
"I'm still trying to figure that out, but I know what I want to do. I'm going to adopt Tank."
>She perks up brightly.
>"Y-you are!?"
"I owe him. I don't know if it's the right thing to do, but maybe it will put Anon's heart at ease. Anything so he doesn't crash again."
>Not sure if it's a step back of your authority.
>Balancing everything is hard.
>"That will make Tank happy."
>See that dopey smiling face.
"Going to need some help making his cloud safe."
>"Not a problem. We can get some gizmos from Dr. Hooves. He likes to tinker with stuff like that. I can get you some feed and a schedule for vet visits."

>>43499140
they gotta adopt Bruce too, Bruce is a bro.

>>43499140
>"He told her to her face that he thinks she messed up."
Basically he told her that he thinks she will fuck up in the future. Twilicorn isn't a thing yet.

>>43499140
>Your family now.
seems like that sentence is missing a few words. how about:
>You're her only family now.
?

>>43499162
IDK about adopting, as Anon would have more on his hooves to take care of, but Bruce definitely deserves more credit than they gave him so far.

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>>43498136
>Teats are actually normal size thanks to you as well.
>Was decently tasty
as that old fandom saying goes, taste the rainbow

>>43499162
>>43499577
Bruce is Fluttershy’s pet.
Also thank you.

>>43499140
more? I love this green so much.

https://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB

>>43500190
Im bad at 4chan
Was trying to figure the captcha out that i forgot to post the one i wrote, anyways its my remake of that one without the mind wipe
https://ponepaste.org/12132

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>>43500198
h-hot

>>43500198
>looking for greens to read
>eating lunch too
>look at tags
>nope the fuck out

>>43499140
kino

>>43500357
Very wise of you anon. I actually read a little bit of it, to my unending regret and general nausea.

>>43499140
>”There they are! Get your feathery selves over here! I brought snacks-er-roos, snicker-snacks, and if you’re feeling boring, snacks."
"Nothing spicy please."
>Pinkie pauses as she puts away the rainbow sauce.
"I'm kidding, give me a kick in my juice. Hi girls. Hope things have been quiet here."
>A roll call of happy hellos greet you like a wave.
>"Imagine my surprise when Spike belched out a letter from Princess Celestia about you coming for lunch."
"Yeah, that was cool of her sending a letter. Saw your brother, Twilight. His horn still looks like it's cooked."
>Twilight grimaces from that memory.
>"I'm glad he's fine. That was painful to look at when I said bye to him. Otherwise-"
>"How's Anon?"
>"How's your colt?"
>"Is he okay?"
>You knew that question was coming, still crazy how they all just echo each other.
>They look at each other after accidentally speaking over each other.
>Rarity coughs politely.
>"Well he is certainly on all of our minds. Though I would also love to know how you're holding up dear."
>Scowl a little as you reflect on the past few days.
"Confusing mostly. I still have more questions then answers. Anon seems to have bounced back; galloping, flying, talking all of it. I have my doubts."
>Applejack chews on her apple slices before spitting out some seeds into a cup.
>"How so, sugar cube?"
>Bring your voice low enough to be a loud whisper.
"Well, sometimes I wonder if he copes or lies to himself to keep going."
>Twilight nods slowly as she tries to piece her own thoughts together.
>"Well, that might not be the whole picture. Princess Luna was helping him. She pulled him back. We all saw it. The, um-"
>Twilight pauses as she thinks.
"Losing his color."
>"I've been looking into it. That only happens to a pony when they lose magic or fall into a deep despair. Princess Luna had to force him out of that state. She is the reason he's walking around at all."
>Pinkie pushes a rainbow colored cupcake your way.
>"I've been listening to the fillies and colts as they come into the bakery. They're all talking about the cutie mark theft."
>Rarity sighs as she mulls over her tea.
>"Indeed. Sweetie Belle keeps asking her parents and myself all about that. I can tell it has shaken her. I know she and some of her friends tried talking to that crystal tree."
>You and the rest of the girls pause at that.
"They did!? What happened?"
>Rarity shrugs.
>"Nothing. It hasn't done anything except be a tree. Beautiful certainly."
>"A'im sure Applebloom was part of that group. Still have to tell her to stay out of that crater near town."
>As the girls chat, you notice ponies are staring.
>Not at you, but somepony in a cloak.
>She's walking into town very spooky-like.
>Normally ponies would be galloping away screaming from the strange.
>Now they just glare warily.
>Recent events seem to have emboldened them.
>Twilight notices you staring at something and turns to check the object of your gaze.
>"Who's that?"
"Zecroa."

>>43500875
now this'll be interesting. everypony's more moderate reactions to Zecora's arrival probably mean flutterguy won't happen... but it'll be interesting nonetheless.

>>43500875
>Zecroa."
I assume that's a typo.
But it would be funny if Dash messed her name up due to a dodgy memory.

>>43500875
I require more of this fantastic green, keep up the good work :D

>>43500875
>Twilight looks a little confused.
>"Zecora? I haven't seen her."
>"You wouldn't have darling, she lives in the Everfree Forest. She's some kind of shaman, puts those ghastly stripes all over her body."
>Rarity whispers under her breath.
"Hey, uh, girls. She's marching straight towards us, and doesn't look very happy."
>Pinkie Pie shrieks and scoots all the way around the table to your side.
>"Curses are upon us!"
>"Pinkie! Curses aren't a real thing. Also, Zecora is a zebra. I've seen them in my books. Now please, would you all calm down, if she wants to say hello let's just say hello."
>Those hoof stomps don't belong to somepony who wants to say hello.
>All of you--
>Hold on.
>Most of you hold your ground.
>Pinkie and Fluttershy hug and tremble with each other behind you.
>"Greetings, I'm Twilight Sparkle. I was told you're Zecora."
>She throws off her hood to reveal a rather cool mohawk.
>"So you are the hoodlums that brought great disasters, shook the entire forest with your spell-castors."
>Oh mare, you are about to be cursed.
"What!? We saved the forest from that monster."
>"Raked across the lands, to my house where it mostly stands. Beast and pony fought with no regard, leaving me almost scarred."
>"Your home?"
>Twilight replies with her hoof to her mouth.
>"Mostly destroyed by debris, to a most unprecedented degree."
>"I had no idea. Listen, Zecora, maybe we can help you fix your home. That monster, we were running from it. Completely took us by surprise. We had no intention of getting you hurt."
>Zecora sighs as she sits down.
>"Precious things were lost, sorry for being cross. No safe place I have to stay, if I tried I would end up prey. Neigh, what a day."
>Twilight scoots a little closer to her; brave soul.
>"Stay in my place until we can fix your home."
>"Can you accommodate the few belongings I have left? Outside of town in a cart it is quite the heft."
>"I can try."
>Twilight sounds a little unsure and glances to you all.
"Don't look at me. I live in a cloud house. Her stuff will fall through."
>Applejack still seems uneasy.
>"I do have a barn if we need it. Hate to owe somepony for damages, even if it was out of our hooves."
>Zecora hasn't stopped studying the moment you said something.
>"You sound like a colt I've seen before, in the forest he would often greet with distant rapport."
>Great job Anon, messing with strange mares in the woods.
"That is my colt."
>"Quiet and clever, meeting him has been an endeavor. Once he had saved me, before I could reward him he flee."
"Sorry, he's not available right now."
>Zecora might not curse you now if she owes one to Anon.
>"Did he often have an entourage of animals follow? Bear, rabbit, bat, even a swallow."
>Fluttershy finally, if quietly, speaks up.
>"Those are my friends. I taught him how to speak with them."
>"Impressive."
>Yeah, maybe this is your cue to leave.
"So, I got stuff I need to do. Sorry to cut this short girls. Flying back is slower than diving down."

>>43501656
Anon is gonna have another panic attack when he gets back and realized they skipped both the Trixie and Zecora eps.

>>43501688
He can just give 'em the rundown
>bla, blah don't be prejudiced and don't be dicks to strangers.

>>43501656
It looks like no matter what timeline tree (houses) get fucking destroyed. At least the village's relationship to Zecora seems to be recoverable so that's something.

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>>43501832
The monkey paw curled... Surely the tree bloodlust will end here

>>43501806
Don't let those two dorks lure in a freakn' star bear.

>>43497544
>pic
If you have thoughts of cheating on the Element of Loyalty you should be shot dead in the street and have the shreds of your ticket stuffed up your asshole.

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>>43502580
Dashie has a nice ass

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>>43502941
You missed the mares.

>>43494883
Well, what was the last action on diamond's part which made you root for her?

She's got a large hill to climb, but that's identical to saying she's a bad choice at the moment. While she was forced to show the slightest shred of humanity recently, she instantly paid for it socially and so we can't really expect her to just drop her guard and let all the other foals tear her apart like they have shown they will do. Being actually vulnerable at this point requires that she either render her heart ironclad by cultivating wisdom so that she doesn't care how ponies react, or that she gains so much social leverage that people legitimately can't afford to laugh at her or even talk behind her back, and everything about her indicates she would chose the second option. It's what she's been training her whole life for, but now with an actual personal motivation sufficient to make her "the good guy" and "justified" in her actions by more than the rule of power.

Guilt is also a poor basis for a long term relationship. I don't think I really need to go into detail on that, but basically the dynamic would reinforce her negativity no matter how much good she objectively might do.

That's why rooting for her is, at least, a long shot. So, again, what made you root for her?
Is it just that she's the only entity around with a spine and goals?

>>43503299
Which isn't fair for the other foals around her. They're just enjoying life, playing at school or in town. Diamond isn't like that, she motivated to be the head mare (filly) and try to bring all of them under her influence. Anon isn't like his classmates either, because he was a grown man.

>>43503464
>Anon isn't like his classmates either
This is also what makes me root for it in the very long-term. When you really dig deep they're in similar positions of believing that they, uniquely, know what's best for everypony else, and are only slowly coming to understand how important it is for them to trust others to make their own decisions even if it ends up being worse than the way that they think things 'should' go. Diamond's the only (physical) age-appropriate pone that could actually understand how he thinks. It would take a lot of development for sure, but I think Diamond has way more potential than any of the others. Even if Lily is cute as fuck and deserves more love.

>>43503541
Not that anon but
>Even if Lily is cute as fuck and deserves more love
Kinda afraid about this. As cute as she is Im not very confident in the relationship lasting...

>>43503541
I do wonder if most of that is just her mom pressuring her. Without it, Diamond probably wouldn't give Anon the time of day. Just see him as the strange colt who is aloof.
Is it really okay for Anon to date Lily? He is spiritually an grown man.

>>43500875
>Applejack quickly springs up, surprising you.
>"Hold on, let me go with ya. We got some things we need to chat about. Pinkie, keep your mane on."
>"Aw muffins, well you know my opinion."
>Applejack tilts her hat.
>"Appreciate it. Girls. Zecora. I'll get my barn ready for your stuff. You'll have to share the space with another pony's wagon."
>Zecora nods, taking the muffin being offered by Pinkie.
>"Thank you, Applejack. I hope this won't be a setback."
"Fine, I'll cool my wings off. We're heading to the schoolhouse for Anon's homework and stuff."
>She quickly trots up next to you, flicking the little straw in her mouth from side to side.
>The farther away you are from Zecora, you notice the more chill ponies are.
>They also won't stop waving at you.
>"Dash, good to see you."
>"Everything is good?"
>"Hoping to see your colt!"
"Yeah. Okay. I see ya."
>Better pace yourself, can't wave at everypony.
>"Are you really surprised by the attention, you basically announced yourself when you did your flyby."
>Applejack smirks.
>Laugh it up applemare.
>"Which is why I wanted to talk with you first."
"Jumping in line first, I really did rub off on ya. All right, out with it, tell me how awesome I am. I accept praise in song if you harmonize the chorus."
>That earns you a shoulder bump.
>"Cut it out you joker. Just want to talk about when you bring back your family for real."
"Yeah, what about it?"
>"Some ponies want to throw a party for your colt."
>"As we should."
>Applejack's face droops and she mutters a 'buck'.
>Filthy Rich marches up next to you both.
"Hold on now, I want to hear what she has to say before you throw in your two bits."
>She straightens up.
>"Maybe holding a town size party to celebrate your colt dying ain't really in his best interest or his speed."
>"We aren't celebrating his death. He went beyond brave and should be recognized for it."
>Great, can't even respond to AJ without his input.
"I guess I shouldn't be surprised about a party being planned. Well then, AJ, what is your recommendation?"
>"Bring him over to my place. We'll cook up a nice meal, sweet apple juice, and just small personal shindig with his family and friends."
>Well, that doesn’t sound bad.
>Might even get cider.
>"He deserves more. The whole town wants to honor him."
>"Rich, I understand why you want to. He saved your little filly."
>Rich looks over to you.
>"It isn't just me like I said. Please, Rainbow Dash. Mayor Mare and I have already drawn up the plans to make sure he has a great time."
>With Pinkie Pie most likely.
>"It's too much too fast. You saw what happened to him, he was frightening out of his mind."
>Now you feel like a fence between these two.
>"Anon felt like something was wrong with him. No better way to disqualify those fears than hometown support and rapport."
>They face off against each other, neither are backing down.
>Filthy Rich and Applejack sigh and look at you.
>"As you can see, we're at an impasse."
>"So you decide."

>>43503681
Oops, connected it to the wrong segment.

>>43503681
I can see the points for both stances, really. Hard to say which one is the better option.
>You'll have to share the space with another pony's wagon.
And that's Trixie's wagon, I assume.

>>43503299
you got the wrong anon, Anon... I (the one you replied to) am not rooting for DT. I'm for Lily. I spent that entire post explaining my reasoning for why I'm against DT.

>>43503541
I still argue that noone likes a bossy bitch. and I have a feeling that Anon Dash is no exception.

>>43503585
he can always wait until she grows up into an adult before taking the relationship further.

>>43503681
>>43504038
if I were Anon, I would 100% go for AJ's idea. it'll be far less intense, and I think he'd prefer peace and quiet (tho that could be my own personal bias, I LOVE having peace and quiet. plus, he did always prefer BonBon's parties over Pinkie's)

>>43504038
>>43504123
I would take AJ's idea too, but this is Rainbow Dash we're talking about.

>>43504272
I assume she remembers her son's preference for Bon Bon.

>>43503681
love this green

Up.

>>43504814
the slide spam is ramping up, apparently

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Element of Whatthefuck

>>43505093
Yep, it definitely does.

>>43505576
Wow, it's Twilight's special somepony!

>>43504813
>When you enjoy a nice spring day with your aunt.

>>43505576
He just realizes he's the Riddler of Equestria.

>>43503681
>Immediately, you want the biggest, most awesome party.
>Glad you have the maturity to not blurt it out without thinking.
>You know what you would want.
>Anon, however, whenever a party was in the cards, would ask for Bon Bon's service.
>Not Pinkie Pie.
>Bon Bon is good for those low key adult parties.
>No games.
>Pinkie Pie even approached you one day asking why a long time ago.
>Now, with context, you know why.
>He never wanted you to know Pinkie before you should have.
>Well Anon never actually said that, but you can draw lines between dots.
>So the question is, what does Anon actually want?
>Great, you're his freaking mom and you don't know.
>"Whoa, whoa, didn't mean to make you depressed, sugarcube."
>Applejack shakes you out of your thoughts.
>Filthy looks just as surprised.
>"You alright there, Ms. Dash? You seemed to have a rather depressing thought."
"I don't know."
>Rich and AJ look at each other, then start chewing on their lips.
>"Ah."
>Filthy Rich glances towards a certain pink pony who was following the group.
>"Let's have a middle ground. Pinkie Pie can host a party and we bring in his classmates. Small, but still big enough."
"Yeah, sure. We can go with that."
>"Yes!"
>A hay bell wearing glasses and a party hat cheers before running off.
>Filthy chuckles before giving you a nod.
>"Have a good day, and thank you. I mean it."
>He leaves AJ and you behind.
"So what have you been up to? Still apple season?"
>"Yeah, almost done. What has been annoying has been that Trixie mare staying at our place. That mare can talk until the cows come home. They complain too."
"Right, she was the one with a cannon. Why is she hanging out with your family?"
>"Trixie helped them get into town. Big Mac still bandaged up and granny ain't exactly spry. She rolled by them with her cart and picked them up. I am mighty grateful, but she needs to tone it down with all that bragging. Doesn't help Applebloom is cheering her on. Also-"
>AJ glances around you two before whispering.
>"I think Big Mac has a thing for unicorns."
>Hehe, horn lover.
"Aw crude, I haven't paid her for her fireworks."
>"Swing by and you'll find her. Telling tall tales to Granny Smith."
"Great. First schoolhouse then her."
>Applejack tilts her hat to you with a stern nod.
>"Glad we could catch up. I need to get back to work. And Rainbow."
>You were just about to fly off until you had to do a flip.
"Yeah?"
>"Tell your colt we miss him."
>Salute her then zoom off.
>School house comes in fast, so you stop on a bit.
>Let's see, lunch time should be over.
>Not sure what activities they have right now.
>"Scootaloo, you got it done? That was fast."
>"Yeah, it wasn't that hard. Got plenty of material."
>What is this about?
>"I can edit it down for the rest of the foals. Don't want them to know everything."
>That's Filthy Rich's filly, Diamond Tiara.
>They're in a side room for activities.
>"So do you have an opinion on what's going on with Anon?"
>Oh?
>Sneaky Dash mode activates.

>>43506729
>>Sneaky Dash mode activates.
insert joke about her massive birthing hips creating slapping sounds

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>>43503078
Question mark on the face is pretty superfluous with the cutie mark. I see what you're going for, but surely it's better to just make the face featureless.

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>>43506830
featureless...?

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>>43497544
Cloudchaser is a bad mare.

>>43507005
But if she's bad, why is she so cute and kissable?

>>43507064
Because she'll use you for sex and not call you back the next day.

>>43506729
>"I think Big Mac has a thing for unicorns."
Oh no... this sounds almost like he considers hooking up with Trixie.

>>43506729
>hay bell
hay bale* (spoilered for don't look at it if (You) a baby who triggered by gRaMmAr nOt-SeEs)

other than that, kino green as always. and nice to see the fred hasn't been killed by slideniggers while I was asleep.

>>43506805
>sneaky dash<

>Pinkie,
>tongue out,
>eyes bulging,
>white sticky sack in her hooves,
>is about to write a name on a cake in a white box.
>She hasn't had anyone to talk to in 12 minutes, and the stress is beginning to express itself in the form of physical comedy.

>She's got a plan
>...well, she's got a something.
>She already knows that she's going to be in charge of the party.
>I mean, she's pretty certain, anyway.
>Look,
>point is,
>She's been waiting for YEARS for this opportunity.
>This is HER TIME
>As long as she can avoid everypony for another 23 hours and 48 minutes, she assumes, she can throw a suprise-that-there's-a-party-at-all AND surprise-party combination party.

>Cold air drifts up her exposed neck.
>She is nervous.
>Her hooves squeeze prematurely and she squirts a little white on that cake.
>She hisses and rears back.
"Oh gosh, I'm sorry. That doesn't usually happen."
>She pauses, sensing around sugarcube's corners. Nothing moves. The windows are closed. The oven is at 350. The... batwing? I guess they are called 'batwing'. The batwing doors lead out to the dining area, but the front door bell had not rung.
>She has a feeling.
"Just give me like, 15 minutes uncupcake."
>Pinkie motions at the cake with a leg while squinting towards the batwings. The cake does not respond, yet. Standing, she tosses her piping bag over her shoulders like a towel, paying no mind as an extra splurt of frosting was ejects into the cakebox, and walks out of the kitchen.

"There isn't room in here for the two of us.", said pinkie, jaw triangular and teeth bared.
>Nobody dared to return her gaze.
>The doors behind her swung back and forth on their hinges.
>The noon sun beat through the windows, warming the seating of her personal saloon, and sparkling against the polish of her blue floorboards.
>Not a dustbunny dared move, because there are no dust bunnies, because she kept this place pretty clean most of the time and in particular right now.
>Also, nobody was here, and nobody had been here since Zacora visited earlier. Zacora was also pretty good at cleaning a place out, it seemed.
>Maybe Zacora could clean out dust bunnies the same way as ponies?

>Oh, right, we're investigating.
"Oh, right, we're investigating, she said. Hehe."

>Pinkie, in sunglasses, kicked open the door to her own room on the second floor, holding the bulk of her piping bag in one hoof and aiming the tip into the room with another.
"Nobody move, or the carpet gets it!
>Pinkie swept her aim, checking around the dresser to her right, and the space between the nightstand and her bed on her left.
>Pinkie's window was open. This explained the breeze.
>Gummy stood on the carpet next to pinkie's bed.
>Gummy blinked.
"OFFICER DOWN."
>Pinkie fired her armament at the carpet in the center of the room, covering gummy's face in a lair of frosting.
>After a moment, gummy's tongue crawled into view, and then cleaned the pupil of his right eye.

>>43506805
"Clap clap clap clap."
"We hope you'll make a full recovery, sergeant gummy!"
>Pinkie closed her window, and begane to leave, but then stopped and looked at her hooves.
"Huh... wait a minute."

>Pinkie pulled a red ribbon out of her wardrobe and tied it around the cap of her head.
>She leapt down the stairs.
"HIIIIII YA!
>She stood on two legs, holding her, at this point less fat piping bad before her, holding each end of the bag in a fully extended hoof, threatening to swing the bag about like nunchucks.
>The wood sparkled.
>For once, she knew restraint, and not the fun kind.

>Pinkie re-entered the kitchen.
>She pressed + on the stove 19 times as she passed.
>She stood in front of the open cakebox, and wrote.
"H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y A N O N."
>Pinkie looked down at the vanilla cake, satisfied.
"It's the thought that counts."
>Pinkie closed the cakebox, and pushed it to the side, into the large pile of cakeboxes, each representing an occasion she had missed.
"Clap clap clap clap."
"Haha, yeah..."

>Pinkie disposed of her piping bag, leaving it on the counter next to the mixing bowl she had used earlier.
"HEY WAIT!"

>Pinkie whipped her body around to face the source of the noise, right behind her.
>Nothing was there.
"Hmmm."
"Clap."
>Pinkie jumped, turning around again.
"ClpClpClpClpClp.
>The source of the noise remained behind pinkie's head, no matter how fast she turned.
"dunka dunk dn dndndn."
>The batwing doors wing flaps flapped, and then stilled.
>Pinkie continued to look about, but no further clapping sounded.
"Hmmmmm.... must have been the wind!"

>>43507277
4 minutes later, 5 miles away, RD speaks to AJ and filthy.

"Yeah, you were right, she's already on it. Just let her do it her way. "
All three nod.

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>>43507276
>>43507277
>>43507280

>>43507277
Anon goes to the party with a mountain of birthday cakes waiting for him. It isn't even his birthday, but it is a party.

>>43507093
hot

>>43507106
Still waiting for your green sir.

>>43507777
I think you're mistaking me for someone else.

>>43507393
It's fine, anon will never know that they are birthday cakes.

How would he?

>>43507907
Nothing is a bigger tease than a writefag who bails.

>>43508259
I don't who, or what, you're talking about.

>>43508583
HOW COULD YOU JUST BAIL ANON? OUR SOULS WILL NEVER KNOW REST BECAUSE (YOU) DIDN'T FINISH YOUR STORY!! whichever it may be...

>>43507277
great green more pls

>>43506729
>Scootaloo seems to take the question seriously.
>"Ignoring the other stuff. What if this is the natural reaction a pony has when they have their cutie mark stolen? Like he will stop for nothing to get it back. Anon doesn't know it, but it's like a silent motivator nagging in the back of his mind."
>Diamond taps on the table as she thinks.
>"I mean, that's a pretty wild guess. Kind of stupid."
>Scootaloo snorts and rears back.
>"All right, smartie, answer your own question."
>Diamond sits down and looks up at the ceiling, a sour expression.
>"What if he's right? About everything. He wasn't supposed to be born, but he was because somepony made sure he was."
>You do not like that answer.
>Also, how did she know?
>"How is that not a stupid idea? What do they have to gain with everything he's done?"
>Scootaloo bites back with her own mocking tone.
>Diamond shakes her head and rolls her eyes.
>"Whatever. What we can put together based on your report. Anon has never stopped his mission. At the cost of every relationship, including his mom. He never made friends, acquaintances at best. Now don't take this the wrong way. Anon never made friends with ponies he should have boned with, like you."
>Scootaloo scrunches up her nose.
>"What's that supposed to mean?"
>"Don't give me that. If it wasn't for both of you being feathered brains you two would be peas in a pod. Though it was mostly on him purposefully self sabotaged, and you took it personally like a little toddler. Way to hold a grudge."
>Diamond jabs a hoof into Scootaloo's chest to drive her point home.
>"Either way, he's made himself an island. As strong as he is, it has affected him."
>Stealth mode off, spooky cool entrance activated.
>Scootaloo nods her head as Diamond talks, until she notices you rise up behind the filly.
>Her jaw drops as her voice leaves her.
>Diamond pauses as her partner in crime starts pointing at you.
>Slowly she turns around with you floating right behind her with crossed forelegs.
"And what are you two doing?"
>Tiara yelps and jumps into Scootaloo's forelegs.
>"Rainbow Dash!"
>"Why wasn't your fan-filly radar working!?"
"I didn't want to be found. Are you two stalking my colt?"
>"N-no."
>"Maybe a little."
>Diamond facehooves.
"Chill you two. I just want to know why."
>"Ms. Dash, that's what we're trying to do. Find out why. Scootaloo has a lot of stuff just from watching you all the time. For years."
"Number one fan."
>Scootaloo buzzes her wings.
>"I am!"
>Okay, you two. Anon is getting help, this isn't necessary."
>Both of them frown, but don't say anything.
"Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are helping him. That's some pretty awesome help. He'll be fine."
>They look at each other.
>"Well if you say so."
>"Oh? Oh! Yeah, we understand Rainbow Dash."
"Thanks squirt. Don't need to worry too much. I hear we will have a party for him soon."
>"Did you agree with my dad's idea!?"
"Er, not quite Diamond. We're having a Pinkie Pie party with the rest of the class."

>>43509196
Interesting to see that Diamond has a vague idea of how Anon ticks. She does have some sharp senses for this.

>>43509196
>Anon never made friends with ponies he should have boned with, like you."
god tier typo

>>43509351
Whew, I've gotten so sloppy with my writing.
I forgot the 'd', which is a funny letter to miss.
>>43509222
Well she has been brainstorming this with Scoots, so it isn't all her.

>>43507277
>what was that noise?
>whose buttprints are these?

>>43509196
It's funny. Anon has been so worried about canon, that he has forgotten to truly enjoy and be grateful for the opportunity he has to enjoy it.
Maybe he considered himself well served, beyond his wildest dreams, by the Fluttertittymilk.

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dis gren is gret

>>43509587
Would you sit on your laurels if you knew G% was your future? Hell no.

>>43509878
Me neither.

>>43509196
Fantastic green, keep it up.

>>43509580
The sneaking suit has stretch marks.

>>43509196
I am super invested in this.

>>43510742
would (You) say, it is relevant to your interests?

>>43510742
I'm surprised, it's in a bit of a slow part.

>>43510859
Yes!
>>43511073
fine to me, I'm sure the writechad will cook something amazing for us to enjoy

>>43511073
Slow parts are fun too. If anything I think the story may be progressing too fast.

>>43509196
"So then, when did you find out about Anon?"
>Diamond Tiara taps her hooves together and puts on an innocent face.
>"I don't know what you mean? Being a heroic colt?"
>Scootaloo lightly kicks her side making Diamond 'oof'.
>"Don't play games with her. We were walking home when Anon told you he 'stole' your life."
>Facepalm at how reckless you were.
>Great going Dash.
"So you knew and decided to still bully Anon into being your coltfriend."
>Diamond was scowling at Scootaloo until you start scolding her and she shrinks under your motherly glare.
>"N-no! I just thought we work better together than Lily. I've learned my lesson. Honest!"
>Scootaloo quietly snickers behind her back, only you see it.
>Not sure Spoiled Rich has learned, haven't chatted with her since that day.
>All right, time to stop grilling fillies.
>Especially one that your colt saved personally.
"Just be his friend, you two. Now that he has nothing to hide he should be more open to friendship. Then again, maybe some colt friends before more fillies."
>Pat Scootaloo on the head.
"I'll see you around."
>Fly out the window then zoom around to the main school entrance.
>Quietly open the door and trot down the hall to the school room.
>Look into the doorlight on the door to see class is in session.
>Cheerilee is drawing on the blackboard, she quickly sees you.
>"Come in, Dash."
>Slip inside as she sticks her head in her teacher's drawer.
>Entire class stops writing the equation notes and stares at you.
>A desk screeches loudly as it is pushed away.
>Lily quickly canters up to you past the other students and hugs your leg.
>Rubs her muzzle on your leg before looking up, lips quivering and eyes threatening to break out with tears.
"Hey Lily."
>Nuzzle the top of her head.
>"Is he okay?"
>Geeze, could compete with Fluttershy with how quiet she is.
"Almost as good as new."
>Still causing trouble.
>You raise your voice.
"Don't worry kiddos. Anon is doing just fine. We should be back soon."
>Hooves are raised, questions are thrown your way, Noi is by your side asking more questions.
>"Class, settle down! Lily, Noi, go back to your seats!"
>Cheerilee shoos them back to their seats then gives you the homework.
>"Here, Rainbow. This should be the work he'll need to do for the week. Not that he'll have any problems doing it."
"We'll probably be back sooner than that, but thanks."
>She looks like she wants to ask more questions.
>"Okay, just bring him home. We all miss him."
"Yeah, got that impression from a lot of ponies. No pony misses me?"
>"Hush you jokester. Now get out of here, I have a class to teach."
>Salute her then zip straight out of there.
>Right, got that done.
>Head to Applejack's, then to Fluttershy's to meet up with Tank.
>You got a tortoise to adopt, and still need to figure out how to freakn' take care of a timberwolf puppy.
>Anyway, glance around the farm and see her eating an apple
>Land in the front lawn.
"There you are, Trixie."

>>43511573
I was worried it might be getting boring.

>>43511821
Even the calm parts are interesting. Pacing has been pretty good so far. I wouldn't sweat it.

>>43511821
Nope this is going great so far, have some more confidence we believe in you!
>>43512050
100% agreed.

>>43511814
[!]

Trainer BARN would like to battle!
dununudununudnununudnununu
Barn sent out Trixie!
Go! Rainbow Dash!

Trixie's THIRD PERSON confused Trixie!

Rainbow Dash used SWAGGER!
Foe Trixie's attack rose sharply!
Foe Trixie is already confused!

Foe Trixie used SWAGGER!
Rainbow Dash's attack rose sharply!
Rainbow Dash is confused!

Rainbow Dash is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!

Foe Trixie used NASTY PLOT!
But it failed!

Rainbow Dash is confused!
Rainbow Dash used ROOST!
Rainbow Dash regained health!

Foe Trixie used SWAGGER!
Rainbow Dash's attack rose sharply!
Rainbow Dash is already confused!

Rainbow Dash is no longer confused!
Rainbow Dash used SUNNY DAY!
The sunlight turned harsh!

Foe Trixie used BELLY DRUM!
Foe Trixie cut it's own HP and maximized ATTACK!

The sunlight is strong.

Rainbow Dash used RAIN DANCE!
It started to rain!

Foe Trixie used ODOR SLEUTH!
Foe Trixie identified Rainbow Dash!

Rain continues to fall.

Rainbow Dash used AGILITY!
Rainbow Dash does not know AGILITY!

Foe Trixie used BELLY DRUM!
Foe Trixie cut it's own HP and maximized ATTACK!
Foe Trixie fainted!

Trainer BARN was defeated!
Rainbow Dash got 137oz for winning!

>>43512405
That's a lot of confusion.

>>43511821
Remember how you said in you own green that Anon had an easy time learning because he ate up every scrap of info thrown at him like a true fan?
Its like that, you could spend a few posts talking about equestrian train scheduals and we'd enjoy. (Though Im sure we'd all enjoy some more slice of life content. Stuff where anon isnt directly involved or mentioned but we get to see how the lives of everyone in Ponyville has changed ever so slightly)

>>43511814
>"There you are, Trixie."
I wonder what Dsh is planning to do with her.

>>43512769
I can't say /I/'d be interested in train schedules, but DashMom certainly manages to keep me interested in seeing what happens next after every page, and this isn't easy as I usually skip greens due to lack of interest. there hasn't been a single page of DashMom that hasn't kept me interested so far.

>>43512405
my sides, they are in pieces.

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>>43511814
>All right, time to stop

>>43513614
alright, it's gonna be good from now on...
ignore the fucking ... thing...

>>43513640
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Just, uh, letting your insecurities eat you like cheetos.

The dick sucking probably doesn't help stop the manic/depressive roller coaster, but it probably also doesn't help to be told that whatever issues you're perceiving are invisible to other people. In other words, what thing which bothers you are you asking me to ignore, in clear English? Gotta start from perceivable reality.

>>43513614
>>43513640
>>43513662
wat?

>>43513754
Spingpong forgot to fully quote the line he was referring to in the green
>>All right, time to stop grilling fillies.

>>43513757
No, that was intentional.

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>>43497544
Cloudbutt

Wait wait let me get this straight, because I've got a guess now.

You read the line "All right, time to stop", which is not the full sentence you wished to type, and your interpretation was that your actual post must not contain the full sentence. You reached the conclusion that you forgot to say "grilling fillies", and therefore that the joke behind my image I made was that you should "grill fillies", as in you should remember to say "grill fillies". You thought I was correcting your incorrect sentence.

You managed to think this in spite of the fact that, if your sentence was originally wrong, then I would have no way to know how the sentence ended, and therefore would not be able to make a joke based on a pun based on the missing words.

Is this guess of an absolute brain fart correct?

>>43511814
>Granny Smith is snoring away in her rocking chair as they sit on the front porch.
>Trixie takes a slow bite as you approach her.
>"Have you been looking for, Trrrixie? I'm sorry, I think I'm quite busy at the moment. So many ponies have been asking for Trixie's services."
>You don't even know what she really does.
>Still though, the way she's looking down at you while apple juice drips down her chin makes you want to pull her tail.
"Don't recognize me?"
>She gobbles down the rest of the apple and continues to speak with her mouth full.
>"Trixie can't be asked to remember every pony she's met. She's met a lot by the way. Very well connected."
>"Oh okay, I guess you don't want this bag of bits anymore."
>Slowly put away the massive moneybags from behind you.
>She spits out apple pieces as her eyes bulge and immediately leaps off the front porch to gallop to you.
>"Trixie's just pulling your leg! Just joking!"
>Fine, that's the reaction you were hoping for.
>Place the sizable bag of bits in front of you.
>"Rainbow Dash. Right, of course, Trixie is just glad you remember to keep your word. Though she was sure you were all the way up in Canterlot right now."
"I flew back. That was me streaking across the sky."
>"Ah, Granny Smith said it was you. Trixie didn't believe it, but she'll admit her mistake for a small price of this lovely bag of bits!"
>Trixie opens it up and starts to play with it a little.
"I didn't know what kind of fireworks you had, so I just price matched the top of the line."
>And a little bit more.
>Trixie picks it up with her magic and weighs it.
>"Hmm, you sure you got the market price correct?"
"Just take it."
>Trixie looks confused for a moment then it all comes together.
>"Ah. A tip."
"Let's call it that."
>"Well, Trixie appreciates that. No fireworks in town, not sure when she'll be able to restock."
"Do you have a rabbit in your hat? You speak weird."
>Trixie tips her wizard's hat to you.
>"Occasionally, if the trick demands one. Trixie's matter of speaking is how I stay in the act!"
>Before you can roll your eyes, somepony screams 'Trixie' right next to you.
>Both her and you almost jump out of your coat and mane.
>Pinkie Pie has somehow appeared next to you.
>"Trixie, my favorite performer! I need you!"
>Pinkie grabs Trixie and starts to hug her tightly.
>"Pinkie Pie has a party to throw, and she'll need The Great and Powerful Trixie to give it some real pizazz!"
"Rainbow Dash is getting tired of Pinkie Pie and Trixie not using pronouns."
>"Really Dashie, in current day?"
>Wat?
>Trixie squeezes out of Pinkie's hug like the last bit of paste in a tube of toothpaste.
>"Trixie doesn't really do birthday parties."
>Pinkie is still in her personal bubble.
>"Doesn't do, or hasn't done yet?"
>She is trying to keep Pinkie out of kissing range as best as she can.
>"Personal space please, we've talked about this. Trixie hasn't done a birthday party. I'll do it for one of your tasty little cakes."

>>43514010
>Pinkie pulls out a cupcake and starts to wiggle her eyebrows.
>"I'll get you two big cakes."
>"Trixie is trying to watch her diet. Also your haggling skills baffle me. You don't give more than what Trixie offers."
>"I know how to get what I want."
>Pinkie answers with a sing-songy tone as she bounces around both of you.
>As you watch this play out, your ears twitch to something behind you.
>Wheels of a cart rolling down the dirt road.
>Turn to see Applejack hauling a hefty haul of random stuff.
>Next to her is Twilight and Zecora.
>Those are some spooky masks in that cart, and a big cauldron.
>Maybe she is a witch.
>Zip up next to Applejack and give her hat a playful tap.
"Big load you're carrying there."
>She grunts as she digs into the dirt road.
>"I'll probably need help backing this up into the barn."
>"Applejack has done a good job, I thought we would need a mob."
>Zecora sounds a little less scary now that she isn't upset.
>Just tired.
>Twilight gives Zecora an apologetic smile.
>"We'll get it all sorted out. Welcome to Sweet Apple Acres, though I imagine you've seen it before."
>"From a distance passing from the Everfree, I always welcomed the sweet smell of apple trees."
>Trixie and Pinkie watch the cart pass by them.
>"Pinkie, Trixie would like to know what happened to that poor pony."
"Zecora's house was destroyed by that monster. Also she's a zebra."
>Trixie's eyes follow the spooky looking cauldron.
>"Never seen a zebra before. Is she an enchantress?"
>Zecora stops and turns to the unicorn.
>"Many wary eyes I've inured, yours are newly endured."
>"Trixie is confused by your manner of speaking."
>Pinkie Pie pats her on the head.
>"Don't worry, just nod along and say nice things. It's what I do."
>Twilight maneuvers between Zecora and Twilight.
>"We're putting what's left of her home in the barn until we can get her a new place."
>"Ah, Trixie understands. Just so you know Trixie is a hugger in bed."
>"W-what!? No, Trixie. She's staying in the library with me."
>Zecora quickly studies Trixie before turning to catch up with the cart.
>Not even another word.
>Pinkie Pie grabs Trixie's face to pull her close.
>"We're getting off track. Party! Now."
>"Trixie needs to get some fireworks."
>"We don't have one in town, we'll have to cook some up."
>"Trixie is suddenly worried for her safety."
>Pinkie picks her up and starts to bounce her way down the road.
>"Don't worry! I have a license!"
>"To what!? Explosives?"
>"Yes! And baking."
"Are they friends?"
>Twilight shrugs.
>"Maybe. I think Pinkie just likes everypony."
"I mean, what's a better combination than a performer and a party planner?"
>"It does sound like the perfect duo. Don't tell Anon."
>Roll your eyes.
"I know how to keep a secret."
>Huh, you wonder if Anon knows Trixie and Zecora from his visions.
>Best way to find out is at the party.
>That might be hilarious.
>Need to get going, you spent longer here then you needed.
>Spring open your wings and fly up and out.

>>43514013
>Dash now starts to use Anon's plot knowledge to troll him
Oh, how the turns have tabled.

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>>43514013
>this whole part
my fucking sides man

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>>43514013
>Twilight maneuvers between Zecora and Twilight.
imsorrywhat

>"Big load you're carrying there."
picrel

I love this green so much and I wish it'll never end.

>>43514013
>"Trixie is confused by your manner of speaking."
Absolute pot and kettle moment.

>>43514539
... wait
zacora and trixie friendly rap exchange

zacora being intentionally flamboyant and arrogant as she spins fantastic tales for entertainment because she learned from trixie, but still being a literal witch/witchdoctor

trixie learning how to make ALL KINDS of drugs in a giant cauldron

trixie sniffing her way among the wild animals of the everfree like she does, and getting the animals fucked up

>>43514439
Don’t know how I screwed that up. Definitely Twilight between Zecora and Trixie.

>>43514712
I mean, it makes for funny... but you might wanna proofread your greens before you post. unless you wanna lean into the funny typos, like this one >>43509351

>>43514554
>Trixie encounters a cockatrice
>they both get stoned

>>43513591
Never enough wholesome stuff like this.

>>43513591
That is a cute Flutters.

>>43513591
comfy))

>>43514013
>Soar through the air, just letting your wings relax.
>Hey, sometimes you don’t go fast.
>Gives Fluttershy time to make it back to her house.
>Hopefully.
>See some of your coworkers working the skyline.
>Give them a salute as you pass.
>”Get back to work slacker!”
“Go kick clouds, Cloudchaser!”
>She chortles loudly as she waves you off.
>Normally you’re agile enough to avoid crashes with split second agility.
>Unless Deepy is involved.
>Just as you turn back from your greeting, a bubble butt is in your face.
>You swear she wasn’t there a second ago.
>With a hearty splat, you two pancake on each other.
>Bounce off each other, quickly re-adjust so you don’t fall.
>Last thing you need is to get hurt and go to the hospital.
>Derpy is tail spinning before you zip down to rescue her.
>She could tank a fall, but it would still hurt.
“I got you.”
>”Whew, thanks Dash. Hitting you is still like hitting a brick wall.”
>This cheeky mare.
“Right back at ya.”
>Derpy shakes her head to shake the dizziness off.
>”I’m glad to see you. How are you?”
“Still dealing with crazy.”
>”That bad?”
“You have no idea.”
>She gets serious for a moment.
>”Tell me about it?”
>From one friend to another?
>Yeah, you trust her
>Single moms support each other.
“Follow me to Fluttershy’s home.”
>Match her pace.
>She seems sad.
>”Dash, I have a confession. I thought you were gone after you took that hit from the monster. That leg was bigger than most buildings."
>Sobering to start off with that.
"I got lucky. Basically got grazed by a piece of it. Still knocked me way off course."
>"You didn't look like you got lucky. When you came charging in to save Anon, you looked like you took the full hit."
"Then you charged right in to attack that thing with me."
>Derpy looks a little embarrassed pointing that out.
>"Might have been a little angry."
>Both of you giggle at that.
"It hasn't really slowed down. Even in Canterlot, things just keep happening."
>"Don't you like fast?"
"When I'm flying, and maybe when I want answers because your boy is in a terrible situation that you have no idea how to fix. Sure."
>"Then what's happening?"
"Princess Celestia and Luna have joined the family as godmothers."
>Derpy squints at that, probably trying to process that.
>"I guess Celestia doesn't know about your mom."
"Nope."
>"That's kind of funny."
"A little."
>"So how does Whistle feel about Princess Luna?"
"Mixed probably. I know Anon loves her, even if he hasn't said it outright. He has a starry look in his eyes when he looks at Luna."
>As you reach Fluttershy's cottage, Derpy stops to get out her delivery bag.
>"Here, these are for you."
>A pile of letters is dumped into your hooves.
"The hay bale is all this?"
>"His classmates wrote ‘get well soon’ cards. Dinky wrote a nice long letter too. Glad I caught you in time before you headed back up. Have fun!"
"Derpy! I'm going to need a whole bag for these!"
>She flies off laughing.

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>>43515641
bless her heart, Derpy really is best pony.
also, Anon Dash a based /moon/fag. picrel

>>43515641
Derpy is cute! CUTE!

>>43515641
``I know Anon loves her, even if he hasn't said it outright. He has a starry look in his eyes when he looks at Luna.''
YYYEEESSS!
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2020/10/18/2469257.png

Don't worry fellow sun lovers, Anon loves Celestia too. He loves all princesses. Except Flurry. She scares him.

>>43515757
Flurry is a portent of the dark timeline.

>>43515641
kino

>>43515641
>Good grief, this is a lot of letters.
>Anon better appreciate this.
>Wonder if a few of these are confession letters.
>So many fillies, this better not get to his head.
>"Rainbow, down here."
>Glance past your pile of letters down to Fluttershy, carrying a plethora of random pet junk.
>Slowly hover down to ground level.
>"Oh my, are those love letters all for you?"
>Jerk your head past your pile to deadpan her.
"You can't be serious. These are for Anon."
>Fluttershy's curious glance turns into something more protective.
>"No mares will be touching our colt."
"From his classmates you dork."
>"Oh. My bad."
>Groan as you shuffle towards her house.
"Please tell me you have a bag or something to put these in?"
>"In my shed."
"You've told me to never go into your shed."
>"I only said that once."
>Go to her shed and find it's jammed.
>Don't really want to put this stuff down, some might blow away.
>A small poke gets your attention.
>Tank!
"Perfect time dude, can you get the shed door?"
>He nods, takes a few slow steps to it, then headbutts it open.
>Head banger.
>Very cool.
"Thanks!"
>Drop the letters in a box then close it up tight for travel.
>Fluttershy picks up Tank with a happy smile.
>"Now then, we have feed, treats, a booklet, and some toys for your new friend."
"That's a lot for a tortoise."
>Fluttershy 'tut tuts' you with a pleased grin.
>"He might be slow, his mind is still as sharp as ours."
>You doubt that, but whatever.
"Just need him cloud safe."
>"I'll take him to Dr. Hooves today, he'll get started on making a gizmo."
"Thanks Fluttershy. You okay living in a cloud house, Tank?"
>He looks up into the sky, watching a few clouds float by.
>Then slowly nods.
"We'll get you trained up to fly. Don't worry, I'm a great teacher."
>That gets him to wiggle his hind shell.
>"Look at you! So excited."
"You, uh, got a guide on tortoise behavior?"
>"Sorry, that is a very niche subject. You'll have to learn Tank's habits like most owners learn from getting a new pet."
"How does Anon fair with him?"
>"Oh they get along very well. Hmm, guess you won't have any problems understanding him if Anon is translating. His reptile isn't great, but he gets by."
>"Excuse me? Rainbow?"
>A new voice makes Fluttershy jump and hide behind you.
>Roll your eyes to see who it is.
"Captain Current? Surprised to see you here. What's up?"
>Fluttershy gives a sigh of relief as she leaves the safety of your shadow.
>Current looks a little serious.
>"Sorry, I saw you fly into town and I've been trying to hunt you down."
"Well, you got me. What's up?"
>"Did your hus-. Sorry, did Zephyr talk to you about his plans?"
"No."
>What's going on?
>He looks a little disappointed.
>"Bah, look at me jumping the cannon then."
"Mind explaining?"
>Current purses his lips as he thinks.
>"He told me he wants to come with me to the Singing Sea."
>...
"Come again?"
>"I was hoping you two would have already talked about it."
>"Absolutely not!"
>Fluttershy flares her wings.

>>43516646
Fluttershy has our back, nice.

>>43516646
>"You've told me to never go into your shed."
Not gonna lie, I feel like you're currently starting to rapid fire memes at us. The rate of those has increased a lot.
Now don't get me wrong, it's still a nice read, but I figured I should point that out.

>>43516981
for now it's still funny, but yeah, I hope writebro won't overdo it. I've already pointed out that Celestia has been using the line "my little pony" too much in his green in an earlier thread. but as long as he keeps to tasteful proportions, it's fine.

>>43517147
>I've already pointed out that Celestia has been using the line "my little pony" too much in his green
tbf that was like half her dialogue in S1

>>43517401
Fair, but she had far more lines starting with S2.

>>43517401
shows how much I need to rewatch the show again, it's been years

>>43516863
We’re talking about Zephyr here.

boopa

>>43517933
ah right

>>43517566
>celestia giving the same kind of speech she's been given for years
>celestia saying one of her more successful lines which she has used hundereds of times over the years

>celestia looking back at how the colt reacts and turning a dial labeled "number of times I use the line"

>'god danm he likes it when I say he's mine.... wait I have an idea'

>celestia when the cold she half-adopted is rubbing soap into her barrel in the shower
>'that was the best idea'

Chapter 3 of Dash Mom is missing this post in between the line 1076: https://ponepaste.org/11949#1076
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43311537/#q43323811

wasn't able to say it before and thought it had been fixed then

>>43518309
Thanks man. I don't know how I missed that.
>>43518272
Celestia you cheeky mare!

>>43518419
You're welcome. Enjoying your green a lot!
One of the highlights of my day

Late night bump.

>>43516646
>"It is not safe, and Zephyr can't go."
>Fluttershy marches around you to face Captain Current.
>"He has a colt to help raise. Not go on dangerous adventures with monsters and pirates."
>Current doesn't say anything as Fluttershy fluffs up in front of him.
>"Whatever you told him, forget it. Zephyr is not going."
>His eyes glance up at you briefly.
>Fluttershy notices and looks back at you.
>"Right Rainbow? Zephyr shouldn't go. He would get hurt."
>He probably would, he isn't ready for that kind of life.
>Before you can answer, Current replies first.
>"I'm aware."
>Fluttershy jerks back, her eyes wide with fear and anger.
>"Then why did you tell him yes?"
>"I haven't, I told him to think about it. Whole reason why I wanted to talk to Rainbow."
>"Tell him no. Rainbow, say something."
"I thought you were joking about bringing him with you."
>Current shrugs halfheartedly.
>"Mostly was. So then, since your colt is dating my filly did you consider what happens if I don't come home? What happens then?"
"Have you talked about that with Lily?"
>Geez dude, gotta go heavy with this?
>He shifts away uncomfortably.
>"I don't think she really realizes what it means. She's still young, daddy is a tough strong captain with a big ship. Anon, though, he knows."
>He made that choice, what scares you about that.
>Your son would do it again.
"Guess I know what Zephyr has been up to. He and I need to chat."
>Fluttershy whips around with a pleading voice.
>"Tell him he stays here."
>Current has put up a tougher exterior, he's probably had this chat before.
"Fluttershy. I will talk to him, but I can't stop him if he's made up his mind."
>Ultimately he is his own stallion.
>One that has flopped around most of his life, so you doubt he'll keep to this path.
>Her lips quiver, she did not want to hear that.
"Current, when are you leaving?"
>"End of the week. Shore leave is a complicated affair. Once I go back, it'll be difficult to come back. The storm around the Singing Sea makes sure of that. We can get one ship out at a time at a specific time. Our next window another ship will get shore leave."
>No wonder Zephyr was quiet.
>Fluttershy is terrified for him, his parents would double down even harder.
>One shake up after another.
"Okay, I need to go now then. Fluttershy do you have anything you want--"
>"Wait here! I'm going to write a letter."
>Flapping up and over into her second floor window.
>A rare sight.
"What's your take on it, Current? He has to be out of his depth."
>"It's more doable than you think. If he does come, I'll take care of him."
"You shouldn't have to. You got a job to do."
>That gets a small smile out of him.
>"Nah, it's fine. Not the first land lubber I've taken aboard. I saw the look in his eyes. He's motivated."
>Motivated!?
>Zephyr?
>This you have to confirm.
>Pick up the box with letters.
"Thanks for telling me. That is big news."
>"What's this?"
"A box full of 'get well soon' cards for Anon."
>"That's sweet. Enjoy Lily's letter."

>>43518863
Itfeels like Flutters is justifiably afraid for her brother, but she makes a fair point. He's a dad. Dude should be there for his family. At the same time, his presence and actions are meaningless at best, actively harmful at worst. Maybe he can finally grow some chest hair with this.

>>43518863
Well, I didn't see that one coming. On the one hand, going to sea might actually help Zephyr to get his shit together. On the other hand though, it wouldn't surprise me if he managed to sink that ship wholesale somehow.
Also, it's kind of funny for Current to call a Pegasus a land lubber.

>>43502117
Came here to say this

>>43519123
I'd imagine Zeph doesn't really fly as much as the average pegasus. plus, it's land vs sea, which is a different paradigm from land vs air. keep in mind that Captain Current is an earthpone.

>>43519122
He is still her little brother. Probably has trouble getting over that.

>>43513782
Nice.

>>43513782
I want to hold on to that cloud.

>>43519905
Good taste.

>>43518863
no doubt Z will instantly regret this decision as soon as the ship leaves port and demand to be returned to shore.

>>43520112
>Z will instantly regret this decision as soon as the ship leaves port
Of course he will.

>>43516646
Tank a chad for opening the door for the lady.

>>43520112
After Zepher leaves from shore every 10 updates will include 1 story of the shenanagins on the boat. Overtime we see him build confidence and him and captain Currents bond grow.

>>43520714
I suppose we could do that.

>>43520714
Applebloom is spying, ooh.

>>43520851
>him and captain Currents bond grow
You forgot to say no homo.

>>43518863
>Be Anon, staring at your cards.
>"Do you have any 3s?"
>Playing Go Fish.
"Yup."
>Grandpa Breeze fluffs up his wings when he gets happy.
>"Yes!"
"And that's game. Good game."
>Loser has to reshuffle the deck.
>After nap time with Luna, grandparents are now calling the shots.
>So in some kind of lounge break room your family and you are playing little games.
>Which means a lot of quiet down time.
>Guards outside are almost falling asleep with how peaceful it is.
>Even Bow and Whistle just want to chill out.
>Though Whistle is still brimming with energy.
>"So Anon, now that we have a bit of time. I'm so happy Princess Celestia has chosen you! It has to be the highest honor."
>It is a pretty big deal.
>She didn't do this on the show, you've caused a great deviation.
"Crazy how much has changed."
>Whistle nods, and grabs hold of you.
>"Now, this means as Solar Witnesses to the Lady of the Sun we have a great privilege and duty to uphold."
"We're not going to do the dance."
>That bit of rebellious pushback earns you a pat on the head.
>"Anon, we know she loves it."
"She was amused by it almost 500 years ago. I know my history, Celestia isn't as thrilled with repeat performances."
>Not thrilled with cults either.
>Bow puts a wing on Whistle's withers.
>"Hey honey, maybe now we can learn new things about our new godmothers. She might like to join in on our game night."
>Celestia is probably a beast at poker.
>Whistle springs up at the idea.
>"Brilliant! Get every board game out! We'll find the one she likes and burn the rest."
"All of these are hers. They wouldn't be here if they weren't."
>"But one is the most important."
>Posey is looking at the playing cards that were just being used.
>"Don't think she's ever used the cards. The seal wasn't broken."
>She pulls them away from Whistle as she wiggles closer.
>"Nope. Leave them alone, Windy. No burning the deck of cards."
>Distraction would be gold right now.
>"Hey!"
>Whipping the air up in the room, Rainbow Dash blazes in like a bolt of light.
>"Special delivery! Now tip the mailmare."
>A box is dropped on the ground in front of you.
>She flaps down to your level and leans on the box.
>"Well, come on now. This was an overnight delivery."
>Fine, mom.
>Give her a kiss on the cheek.
"Who's it for?"
>"You. Classmates got you 'get well soon' cards."
"Oh! Huh, I wasn't expecting that."
>There is an air of silence from your grandparents.
>Hmm.
>Dash's eyes flicked past you for just a moment.
>Hmm!
"Do you want me to read them out loud, Celestia?"
>"Twice now you've figured out I was behind you. I'm going to have to do better."
>Bounce next to the box then turn around.
>Celestia must have stealth mode her air so you couldn't sense her.
>Can't hide how others react to her.
"You like to do that?"
>"Most ponies don't expect me to be so quiet."
>Grab the tape and rip it open loudly.
>"If you want, the Royal Crier can announce the contents."
"Saying get well soon over and over. Naw."

>>43521421
GAH I CANT WAIT TIL TOMORROW TO SEE ANON SEE HOW MUCH HE IS LOVED

HE NEEDS TO KNOW

>>43521421
Love the bits of reading the air and using pegasi sign language and stuff, that's the good shit. Also cute to see that despite his fears Anon is probably more bird-brained than ape-brained at this point, he absolutely does fit in with the pones.

>>43521421
Oh boy, Whilstle really is fanatic about Celestia.

>>43521421
stealth Celly a cute

>>43521421
>celestia stalks colts
not sure if funny, or just kek
and now I'm looking forward to seeing what all the classmates wrote. did the two retards (snips and snails) even write anything?

>>43521837
She has plates with her face on them in the show. No other household has those.

>>43522050
I guess this mare takes everything she likes to the extreme.

>>43522179
or she just never grew out of her teenage-fangirl phase.

>>43521662
touching on the little details that the show didn't pay enough attention to makes for a 20% cooler story.

>>43522227
Or that, yeah.

>>43521581
I think it's safe to say we're all looking forward to that))

>>43521581
>>43523012
No pressure then.

>>43520714
Cute.

>>43521859
>did the two retards (snips and snails) even write anything
Probably. And it's going to be retarded.

>>43521421
“So you just got off work?”
>Celestia is circling around the box with you, most curious about the content.
>She has small bags under her eyes.
>Today must have worn her out.
>”I am. Now then, what about these wonderful letters? I typically enjoy a fair few letters from foals saying thank you. Shall we get started?”
>Glance up to Dash who has been slinking her way closer to the grandparents.
>She whispers to them.
>”Where’s Zephyr?”
>”I’ve seen him in the royal library, and occasionally flying over to the military barracks.”
>”We need to talk to him. Now.”
>That sounds serious.
>Celestia nudges your side with a hoof, you have to deflect the next ticklish poke as you try to listen.
>It was already too late, Dash notices you.
>”Squirt, are you not going to open the cards?”
“What about dad?”
>Rainbow steals glances to Celestia.
>”Do you mind watching him?
>Bow and Whistle immediately protest.
>”Dash! We don’t want to miss out on him opening his letters.”
>Celestia almost taps her hooves.
>”Don’t worry. I would love to. Look, this one has hearts all over it, Anon.
>Two different responses almost makes Dash go cross eyed.
>”Fine! You two can stay here. Posey, Breeze, come with me. We have some feathers to twist.
>Great, you want to sneak and find out what’s up.
>True to their nature, Posey and Breeze relent without a fuss.
>Oh sure, now your backbone is gone.
>”We’ll be back soon. Here, read this while we go find him.”
>Dash shoves a letter into Posey’s hooves.
>”This is Fluttershy’s penmareship.”
>Can hear that much before they vanish into the hallway.
>Man, you just keep getting wrangled from doing what you want.
>Almost like a child shouldn’t have free range.
>Go figure.
>”Pay them no mind, Anon.”
>Celestia scoops you closer to her with her big wing.
>Bow and Whistle are right alongside her.
“I’m going to have to tell you who my classmates are to go along with the letters.”
>”We have pictures from the yearbooks so you can have a face.”
“Thanks, grandma and grandpa.”
>You say with sincerity.
“Do you want to talk in Ponish or Aether?”
>Celestia is still holding on to the letter with hearts.
>”Just Ponish, Aether is a bit much after a long day. Let's start with this one. I bet it belongs to Lily.”
>No wing speak this time.
“Nice guess, but no.”
>Open it up, and sure enough it belongs to Noi.
“Here we go. ‘Anon, I won’t say get better soon. You’re too awesome to stay down. Like your mom, Rainbow Dash! I expect you to find that cutie mark thief and beat them up! P.S. How do you feel—“
>You stop cold and just look up with a disgruntled glare.
>Celestia raises an eyebrow.
>”What? What did she ask?”
>Whistle, Bow, and Celestia lean in.
“Feel about having a second fillyfriend.”
>Remember, more than one waifu will destroy your laifu.
>The adults chuckle, Bow points to the filly in the pictures.

>>43523728
>”This amazing filly is part of the Rainbow Dash club. We love her enthusiasm.”
“She has some obsessive tendencies. Next.”
>”Hold on.”
>Celestia sits up straight and looks out the window.
>Something caught her attention.
>You feel a familiar tinge.
“Princess Luna? Did she wake up?”
>Celestia nods silently, then she inaudibly whispers.
>Must be a connection they share, because in a few moments Luna shows up.
>”Apologies, I’m not an evening pony. Good evening, sister, Anon, Bow, Whistle.”
>Celestia nuzzles her first before Luna leans down to brush nose tips with you.
>Sharing breath.
>”Anon is opening cards from his classmates.”
>”Lovely.”
>Luna lowers down into a relaxed state, tucks her legs in, and closes her eyes.
>”Please continue, I’ll slowly wake up.”
>Next letter.
“Ah, Rumble. ‘Hi Anon. Hope you come back soon. It’ll get boring around here without you. We should hang out more often. Ponies of a feather should flock together. Don’t worry about your cutie mark, you clearly don’t need it with everything you do. You do more without one than our classmates who have a cutie mark. See ya soon.’ He’s that guy in the picture.”
>”He certainly has an interesting perspective. You’ve helped color his opinion on cutie marks.”

>>43523728
>>Remember, more than one waifu will destroy your laifu
Words to live by

I love the smell of fresh kino in the morning.

>>43523728
>I typically enjoy a fair few letters from foals saying thank you.
Not to mention friendship reports.

>>43523728
maybe the tendency to sneak is AnonDash's talent. now I'm kinda 50/50 between this and my old theory that he's the eye of the storm. there are now TWO different possibilities for a CM... interesting.

>>43523730
>“Feel about having a second fillyfriend.”
>”This amazing filly is part of the Rainbow Dash club. We love her enthusiasm.”
>“She has some obsessive tendencies. Next.”
Scootaloo?
also the Rumble letter was fun, considering what we know about him in the latter seasons, him liking Anon for doing so much without one makes sense

>>43524652
>>Open it up, and sure enough it belongs to Noi.

>>43524228
Smells like literature.

>>43524652
Scootaloo would never put hearts on a letter.

>>43523730
AnonDash and Rumble bouta have a brolationship like Harry Potter and Ronald Weasely.

>>43524652
DYERTG

>>43525141
reading is one thing. comprehension is quite another.

uppies

>>43525548
>"Dash, what was the cutest thing Anon did when he was a baby?"
>"Well, he would get this very serious look on his face, then lift up his limbs and ask for uppies."
>Celestia giggles at that.

>>43525707
>dash and the grandparents tell the story of the first time anon tried to fly
>nearly broke his snoot jumping off a coffee table
>next time they see him trying he gathered all the pillows in the house for cushioning

>>43525721
The desire to fly is strong in a human.

>>43523730
"Not sure if it's for the best. Hopefully I can change his mind when we hang out. Oh hey! Button Mash. 'You get better! I still want to play Griffon Commander with you. Still shocked at how good you were despite it being your first time. Please come back soon.' You see his high score in Apple Catcher. Very impressive. Doesn't know what a kill screen is yet, so he hasn't found his full potential."
>Celestia mouths 'kill screen' quietly.
"Games forcefully end themselves. Happens for different reasons."
>"Well, you seem to know a lot about the subject. I like his little hat."
>No reaction from Luna, guess gamer Luna isn't a thing.
>Pop open the next letter.
>"My word, such fine penmanship. Silver Spoon. She is very elegant."
>Not bad for an earth pony.
"She's very good with her mouth. 'Dear Anon Dash. You have above and beyond, showing your qualities as a true stallion. Thank you for saving my friend. Truthfully I never knew what to think of you. You are a very distant pony. I assumed aloof, but as things have shown you are anything but. I hope Princess Celestia can help you get your cutie mark back. We will have a Cute-ceañera to make up for it. I knew you weren't actually a blank flank, you're too cool for that.' Good grief this is still going."
>"She has a lot to say."
"Silver wrote all of this on a card. 'I still think Diamond Tiara should be your fillyfriend, but ultimately it is up to you. Just how things played out I supposed. Don't share this, but if you--"
>Stomp the note down with your cheeks burning red.
>"What?"
>Adults try to look at the letter, but you shuffle it back into the box.
>"Come now, Anon. What did she say?"
"No."
>"What is this bump, bump, sugarlump, rump?"
"Luna! How!? Put it back, please!"
>She looks at the letter with Celestia leaning over her shoulder.
>"Whatever it is you were going to be sandwiched with this Diamond Tiara."
>Clearing your throat loudly to drown that out, you pull out another letter.
>Bow actually puts his hoof on yours.
>"Hold on, Anon. Let's find this Diamond Tiara. I'm a little curious about her."
"Fine. Let me shuffle through this stuff."
>No, no, no, there she is.
"As you can surmise, they're both friends. Hmm."
>Your eyes wander past all the scratched out words.
>Failed starts.
>Until all you can find is a small sentence at the bottom.
"'I'm sorry.'"
>Ink has been smeared from her attempts to write.
>Slowly put it down and stare at it.
>Whistle points to the filly in the pictures.
>Celestia almost gasps.
>"That's her."
"Yeah."
>The room is silent as you ponder what to say to her when you see her again.
>Thank you, that would be good.
>Put this one aside to think about later.
"Let's keep going, yeah?"
>Next, Snails.
"Here we go. 'Hey Anon, could you pick up some Fleur Horn File while you're up there? Thanks.'"
>Celestia blinks owlishly.
>"That's it?"
"No, but I thought it was funny. 'Sorry, Ms. Cheerilee told me to say get well soon. Get well soon. Said it twice now.' Oh that guy."

>>43525802
>guess gamer Luna isn't a thing.
you know what you must do, Anon

>>43525844
At best we see arcade machines, so ponies just have bleep bloop machines.

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>>43525802
>She's very good with her mouth
Anon, you rogue! At such a tender age!

>>43525899
>Bow and Celestia share a glance at what Anon just said.
>They decide to leave well enough alone.

>>43525899
>>43525922
>"Well, what am I supposed to say? You try sitting in a classroom packed with cute fillies for hours at a time, day after day, with usually better to do than watch them use their mouths. You can't help but see how their soft little lips gently squeeze around the tip of their pencils, how they subtly twitch and pout as they write. Every so often there's a flash of pink tongue or a few drops of drool as the messier fillies struggle to manage. But Silver's not like that, her penmareship is flawless, and you can't help but marvel at just how talented her mouth must be, the sheer amount of muscle control she must possess in order to create such delicate strokes. When she wants to be fast she can handle just the very tip of the pencil, showing off the dexterity and power of her pretty little lips, with dozens of tiny yet powerful movements in a second. Then when she needs precision, she smoothly takes the pencil further into her mouth, and I swear sometimes it must go all the way to the back of her throat but she never even blinks when taking it all. She can draw flawlessly like this, making complex shapes of all sizes, the pencil coming in and out of her mouth so smoothly you'd think it was part of her own body. And yet despite the constant tongue-work she must be using, despite all the twisting and flicking and slurping that must be going on inside that talented little hole, never has a single fleck of spit escaped her tight lips. She doesn't have a coltfriend because we're all terrified that she's going to suck out our souls with a single kiss. The main reason nopony dares mess with Diamond Tiara is because she's threatened to force us to play 7 minutes in heaven with that succubus."

>>43525960
Anon learns about the dark side of Ponyville Schoolhouse the show never told.
>Also
kek

>>43525802
>No gamer Luna.
She's just hiding it.

Also, perfect representation of Snails.

Silver was always a social patsy, at heart. Now we have the wonderful opportunity to help her develop her social skills
by informing the class that celestia and luna read all of their letters and then looking silver in the eyes.

Unfortunately, that would also mean that DT learns that her one apology and admission of weakness made it all the way to the eyes of the ruler, which is probably not good.

I remember hoping back during the initial competition to catch Anon that he would throw a wrench in Diamond's scheme by choosing Silver over her and that leading to Silver growing out of being Diamond's lackey. Maybe she still can if Anon is willing to be her friend

>>43525802
>Whatever it is you were going to be sandwiched with this Diamond Tiara.
Uh, what the fuck?

>>43526225
>Maybe she still can if Anon is willing to be her friend
I'm sure this is still an option.

>>43526210
As long as Anon doesn’t blab, they will never know Celestia saw these. He’s mature enough to be more careful than someone like Applebloom.

>>43525960
>Windy surreptitiously turns off a recording device
>She tucks it away under her wing
>She'll file it in the annals of her Big Book of Anon with a label
>"Anon's First Strangely Erotic Hyperfixation"

>>43525802
>Silver Spoon has the usual dream of making out with Diamond
>suddenly her dream lover starts to warp and distort
>she screams in terror as Diamond turns into an amorphous dark blob
>and the dark blob turns into the Princess of the Night
>and she's fucking pissed
>"THOU SHALL NOT LAY THINE FLANKS UPON MINE GODCHILD, HARLOT!"

>>43526659
>Diamond
>godchild
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>>43526563
Hopefully that category won’t get bigger.

don't forget that AnonDash still has a commitment to Lily. he literally rickrolled all of ponyville to announce that he's 100% unmoveably committed. plus, he prefers a romantic partner who won't impact the storyline. at most he can be just-friends with DT and SS (tho, if I were him, I would tell that duo that the bump bump thing has to stop because I will NOT tolerate it).

but, with that said, Lily better be the first to get in his face when he gets back to school and never leave his side during the party. she still has her part of the relationship to keep up. she put too much effort into catching him to give up now.

>>43525899
>>43525960
>>43525973
>>43526563
turbokek

>>43526970
Helps that with a background pony he has no idea who they are, so dating Lily is being with a fresh pony when all you've been doing is chasing after rewatched scenes in a show.

>>43526668
She means Anon, obviously.

>>43525802
>Whistle and Bow look at each other with confused expressions.
>"Filing?"
>Yeah, they grew up in Cloudsdale.
>Unicorn population even with the cloud spell available is in the single digits.
>Celestia fills them in.
>"A common unicorn practice to maintain horn shape."
>Point to hers.
"Most unicorns want to look like her and file theirs to a very long thin point. Even if it messes with their ability to cast magic."
>Whistle nods most fanatically.
>"Her grain and swirl is often perfected in artworks. I know most know an amateur when they don't get that right."
>Celestia sighs as she seems to recall annoying memories.
>"Not just my horn, but enough about that. Anon, next letter please. I'm loving your classmates."
>Luna touches the grooves in her horn.
>Special mention to unique patterns in unicorn horns that never really came up in the show.
>"Oh, before I forget. Give this to your friend."
>Celestia pulls open a drawer and takes out a package of elegant filers.
"Thanks. I'm sure he'll like them."
>You guess.
"Got it. So here's his best friend Snips. Chill dude. 'Anon, you are totally a hero. Again. So cool. Get gooder soon.' Short and sweet."
>"Gooder?"
"He's not our most dedicated student."
>Next one.
>Hey, a good one!
"This is Dinky."
>"Oh we know Dinky!"
>Bow and Whistle proclaim simultaneously.
>"Dash and Derpy would put you both in the play pin when they met up. You two were so cute!"
>Bonus pictures were pressed to Celestia's view.
>"These are cute. Did he always kick off the--well."
>"Diaper? Yes. Never made a mess though."
"Please change the subject. Dinky, please save me. 'Anon, I know what you did.'"
>Well that's ominous.
---
>Be Scootaloo with the foals talking about how to help out Anon.
>"I don't think you all appreciate just what Anon did."
>Dinky is the last one to join the group, she has to keep up her magical studies so she isn't the most group active.
"Whatcha mean? He saved Diamond's life right?"
>Diamond stops talking to Lily to listen.
>Snips and Snails wave a hoof to dismiss her.
>"Please, we all know he's a hero. What else is new."
>Dinky points to Rumble.
>"Do you know what he did with the electricity?"
>Rumble shrugs as he leans back in his chair.
>"I mean, I could feel it, but naw. I figure I'll learn weather stuff when I care."
"Wish I knew."
>Dinky clears her throat.
>"I asked my mom since she knows. A pegasus can regulate, dissipate, and insulate electricity, but he has to be trained. On top of that you can't be passive."
"Kind of like what we saw when Rainbow Dash caught the bolt."
>"Exactly like that, it's really hard. Diamond, weren't there two cloud eyes? What kind of stance did Anon take when he stood up to it? Like this?"
>Dinky then does a similar stance.
>Diamond shakes her head.
>"I don't--remember."
"I do, and yeah he did exactly that. Then he decided to throw the necklace instead."
>"That much power would have blown up Town Hall. My mom was ready to break through the wall to save me and get out."