>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>43418150
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>NONNY, YOU GET YOUR HOT MONKEY BUTT OUT HERE AND BREED MY SISTER!
>>43500913I love this pic because it makes Fluttershy look like she has a nice ass. I'd let her rape me desu.
>>43500913What do you guys think about Sour Sweet?
>>43501091>EQG
>>43500951Impregnate your sister you coward!
>"nonny... You weren't at my party..."Oh, I overslept.>"This has been first or last time you did this, nonny...">"even worse... You Pinkie Promised me... YOU. PINKIE. PROMISED.">door locks behind PinkieW-Woah, W-W-Wait Pinkie we can talk about this, I won't miss a party ever again I Sw->The pink horse in an istant is right before your face, an a calm burning rage in her eyes.>"No, nonny. You won't. I'll make SURE of that"
>>43501233Well that dude’s done for
>>43501545i dont care
>>43501556Have a heart twilight...
>>43501545I'm sure Pinkie will have mercy on the poor guy, after all he does have something she can't live without
>>43501545Nothing will happen unless you agree to fuck her sister.
>>43501655Which sister? If it's Marble, I'll pet her. If it's Maud, I may as bury my own grave. If it's Limestone, I'll gladly be a father to our half a dozen foals.
>>43501673You're getting raped tonight
>>43501655>>43500951why is she THIS interested in an alien joining her family?Did she even asked her sisters about this arrangement?
>>43500951I see Bon Bon is just casually standing off in the background while Ponk has a public meltie over the lack of HMD in her life>>43501091I always imagined her being tsun tsun for Anon, kind of like how Helga Pataki likes Arnold but can only express that by bullying him>>43501092She'd make a good pony thoughbeit
>I'm the princess of the night>So, of course, you run in fright
>>43501233Welp. Cupcake time.
>fluttershy's beautiful face, on her morning stroll to pester you
>>43502134
Bump
>>43502134She’s gotta make sure she looks her best
>Oh anon, I just wanted to ask you if Firehoses are your fetish, since you've been hitting me with one so much~
>you're just trying to sit in you recliner and read the newspaper, man...
>>43503242Not really a fetish, per se, but blasting you off my front porch with 150 psi of water sure does put a smile on my face.
>>43503399Twilight, this is a book club. Please take this story about a clown seriously.
Is Applejack strong enough to resist the Fire hose?
>>43503506>150 psi>200 gpmMaybe, but she'd get awful wet.Maybe in more ways than one, if she's into it.Firehoses may not be the best defense against farm-hardened earth pony muscles.But against a milquetoast pegasus, sure. No problem.
>>43503594Why's this dumbass horse licking the firehose? That's really gross and unsanitary.
>>43503616One imagines she’s trying to suggest something else.But what could it possibly be?
10’s a bad spot to be
>>43503506Applejack got the nickname 'Fire hose' sometime last year during heat season when she winked and blasted the fur off of some poor colt that was standing behind right herunfortunately, he didn't make it
>>43503455>shes gonna turn you into a clown with this move
>>43504339what now?
Holy fuck the threads slow>be anon prancing through ponyville>last time that faggot fluttershy tried to shoot you with a tranq gun where the fuck did she even get that from anyways there was pinkie to "heroically" jump in the way oh here she is now>"hey nonny its your hero and saviour how about you repay me with a( just imagine the most horrid fucking sexual transactiomal suggestion/favor ever)">be anon >be disgusted >vomit on pinkie and run away while running scream" ICH BIN SCHRÄFRICHTER GOTTTTTTTTT and your next">be in house trembling from pinkies "comment" a shiver runs down your nuts and spine.hear a slow whisper "n000nnnnnny">shit your pants only metaphorically its not one of those greens>look up to see its a walkie talkie pinkie snuck into your house and comicly taped to your ceiling >relief?>go to strange pony fridge to grab you some good old cider takes the edge off of all these rape attempts had to go to the pony version of an AA meeting rainbow was there of course but so was pinkie it was kinda sad how they looked while you were walking in I didn't now they could look so gloomy but they lit up when they saw you they didn't try anything surprisingly it was so fuckin awkward that dumb purple bitch coming by " oh anon you shouldn't drink so much oh anon you need to go to pony aa" im only drinking because of them fuck sake>pinkies still ramblings crazy stuff Geez its only 1 pm fuck its gonna be a long day >hear fluttershy knocking on the door she's persistent I've found that faint reciprocation keeps the attempts more tame its more work but if they think their close then they won't spiral into desperate perversion >walk to door with cider in hand open it "Hey anon whats your fetish is it-"WAIT!!! Hey fluttershy I made you a sandwich im practicing my cooking here >shove sandwich into butter horse mouth "An--mnn mn-- " butter horse guzzler it down " anon thank you I didn't think you im getting off track whats your fetish anon is it-">slam the door in her face obviously you wouldn't give her a sandwich out of( the kindness of your heart )see what I did there kindness get it anyways the sandwich had pills in it to lower her libido the world needs a less horn fluttershy thats why zecora helped you make it damn that zigger is a good chemist didn't even try to rape only eye raped>fuck fluttershy she shouldn't be back in a while >just another day in rapequestria remember to drug those damn rapey ponies its seriously the only way you have to be really cunning
>>43504170true
>>43504339Her dancing is like a clown show.
>>43504463No picrel cause I cant be fuckedAnd rip autocorrect>wake up mysteriously on the floor near the door>what the fuck happened did someone drug my cider damn pony bitches what time is it coyly look up at one of the many clocks placed around your abode shit reads 11pm >check body for rape juices >there's nothing luckily wait did I put the bar on my door? Deadbolt and locks can be picked by even the most novice the whole lock industry runs on a false sense of security its worse in a equestria where unicorns exist fuck I need to befriend a unicorn to develop a fuckin security system >wait if I didn't put the bar then who did?>whodunit.jpeg > prob nothing prob>hear demonic pinkie whisper while writing green immersion gone my buthole puckers she wants to drag me to the sugar cube corner basements basements basement rape dungeon in the fiery pits of rapequestria back to the green>get up to eat .damn that was a good involuntary nap though it was weird getting used to not eating meat mainly just egg and cheese muffins fuckin tasty whip up some grub >yumyumyuminmytumtumtum.mp3?>make some coffee cuz on edge 6 sugars and 2and ahalf of instant with weird milk from applejack >its now 11:46pm >I was out for 10 straight fucking hours I need to use my time very very wisely In rapequestria magic is everything so I need my own magic where from though...>sit on my luxurious bed in my sound proof panic room >what magic can't be controlled by these fags what magic rules this place friendship magic obviously chaos magic and thennnnnnnnn everfree forest magic>need to befriend discord and unicorn pony >next morning sleepless >appulsleepexperiment.fuckmylife>Find heinrick rimmer i mean starlight glimmer dangerous but I need the help ask about ever free magic ...>she told me what I needed but i had to do things oh god no oh why anyways no longer in contact with that creature >head into everfree capture every single fuckin timberwolf there every one of them Starlight did a thing to mah biolugee so now boring magic stuff anywho >crack the first timber wolves skull open>BelosEatingPalismen.mp4>finish eating all of the timber wolves everfree magic turns out the everfree has some weird system to make spirits/timberwolves endless food supply?>go back to house doing a jolly jaunt see rainbow dash she stares at you like she's seeing a corpse walking>wave she flinches and flies of fast enough to do five sonic rainbooms Didn't know she could go that fast arrive at abode plant everfree trees around the house perimeter they feel calming They grow to 40 meters within a day What the fuck
>>43504993 >Royal guard mane 6 luna tia starlight sunburst cadence and discord show up outside >rape squad assembled? Open doorI haven't talked to anypony since starlight how long ago was that 2 days pretty sure See rape squad shaking even discord should I be worried look around before looking at tia and yelling "I am king anon anon of autism I am anon the king of the everfree oh kneel oh rot or shalt your souls begotten by i I oppose the diarchy of equestria">they tremble at the sheer autism in your monarchy screech and probably all that uncontrollable ever free magic Twilight speaks first"si--iirr-rr aaa--nn-onn kkkki--innnggoff th--ee everfree we wish you no harm Autism screech "LIES!!!"Dicord speaks in a monotone hum "anon is that you anon my name is eri-"Anon"fuck off tranny"discord replies "just joking anon just checking if it was still you"What do you mean chaos noodle?>wake up with a hangover from eating palismen i mean timberwolves all that was a hallucination fuck this is some strong stuff actually walk back to the house down ten cans of cider write shit posts on your walls reminds u of homeA somber tear falls from your eye Twilight eyes you suspiciously through your window >anon you haven't come to "pony aa" as you called it in a few days the girls are worried open up or I will have to come in there and do a private session>gross twi duck off damn creep>im not a creep I only took pictures of you in the shower for research >it was in the shower to >Twilight groans in angstJust come to AA your drinking problem is getting worse Bump if you want more need to get back some stuff I don't really know were this is going any plot lines to continue or suggestions would be gud
>>43505046I need to give this a read
>Be me >Be anon>Be asleep snuggly in your bed, one of the few moments of peace you have.>Eyeswideopen.jpg>You hear it... a feint hopping sounds...>You creep out of your bed, armed with your mighty lamp as your weapon of choice to slay the crook invading your home.>You make your way down the steps as quietly as possible before>*CREEEEEEEEEEK*>SHIT.png >You can only hope that whoever is scuttling in your house didn't here that.>You blink and in that moment a pink blur is face to face with youAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!>You scream like a baby and fall down the stairs taking the pink horse down with you"Ugh Nonny you weren't supposed to be awake yet!"EXCUSE ME!? YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SNOOPING IN HOUSE, and at 3AM IN THE MORNING OF ALL TIMES!>Pinkie just brushes everything you said off"If I didn't sneak in at 3AM how else would I be able to set up for the party?? You practically never leave this place, I have no choice!"Maybe... You should just NOT BE IN MY HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!"Don't be silly Nonny, now just go back to bed and don't wake up until I'm done, You'll ruin the suprise!"What suprise, I already know what your going on now, might as well get this over with so you cn leave.>You dust yourself off, and turn the lights.>You are met with your living room being completely transformed into something much more "formal" very out character for pinkie.>You lock eyes onto it, the biggest cake you've ever seen, It was perfect in everyway. ..."..."... What is that on the cake?"Uh, DUHHH that's US! Don't we look so perfect as little figures!?">Before you can respond Pinkie grabs the statues on the cake and starts having them make outWhy does my "party" have a wedding cake with us on it, exactly?"Woaw, Nonny you really are clueless. We're getting Married of course!"And what made you think this?"Oh well when you walked by me two weeks ago and you remembered my name, I knew from then on that you had a crush on me, but were to shy to take the first steps, so leaped to the last steps and now were getting married!"...I said "Pinkie you rat bastard get out of my fucking trash" How does that translate to romantic desire??"It was the way you said it, and you remembered my name! Did you forget that part?">It was like talking a brick wall, she somehow conviced herself that I was madly in love with her, and just unable to admit it.>She then starts rambling about the honey moon in... Disguting detail...>As she keeps rambling, seemingly so ingorssed in fantasy she closes her eyes, no longer responding to the outside world>An oppening>You carefully drag the Pink Demon outside your house>You lock door so the headache can't waltz back in so easily.>Your alarm goes off...>Pinkie kept you up all night...>And as you slowly sit in your chair Night Ruined, you hear it.>The knocking on your door, clearly from fluttershy.>You don't even get the chance to enjoy a minute without Pinkie or to at least enjoy your cake.>Fucking ponies
Polka Punk
>>43505645At some point the pink menace has to sleep. Return the favor.
>>43505607I need to give you just a- just a nice big FUCK>>43505645Something I've noticed about a lot of these "ponies break in at night" greens: it's always three am. That always seems to be the funny time when ponies try to get into your house.Maybe it's another Spongebob thing that got adopted into Flutterrape lore. Old one shits are full of Spongebob references.also, good green>Before you can respond Pinkie grabs the statues on the cake and starts having them make outqt
>>43504339
>>435063143am is just one of those times where anything could happen, it’s too early to get started for the day but occasionally too late to just go back to sleep
late night boop
>>43506314Nothing good ever happens at 3AM.>"Anon...">LOUD snoring noises...>"Psst! Anon!""Mblgrmblgmph...">"ANON!">You wake with a start, and a after a brief fumble you manage to turn on your bedside light."Whhhhh... Fluttershy?">"She smiles when you say her name.>"Yes my dearest, it's me!">You rub a hand across your face."Did you break into my house again?">She looks away guiltily.>"Nnnnnot as such...">Like you've never heard that story before."I'm sending you the repair bill.">"Fair enough, I guess.">You sit up, blinking your eyes to clear your vision."Anyway, why are you in my bedroom, as if I didn't know?">"Oh, well I was just wondering...">She places a small plate on your knees bearing a cup of coffee and a muffin.>"Is breakfast in bed your fetish?">You look at her.>Then you look at the clock.>Then you look back at her."Not at three in the morning it isn't.">"Oh, so this is one of those timing things you told me about?">You flop back on the bed."Yes. Along with one of those invasion of privacy things and willful damage to property things.">"Oh. So um... since you're in bed already... and I came all this way--""Fluttershy, do you want me to throw you out the window or can you just show yourself out?">"Eep! I'll, uh, just let myself out, if that's alright.""You do that.">You turn out the bedside light and roll over, trying to return to your blissful slumber.>"Sleep tight my precious--""Beat it.">"Okay! I'm going. I'll just leave this here.">You listen to make sure you hear hoof steps going out the door.>This is why your house is literally the only one in Ponyville with locks on the door.>Fat lot of good they did, you think, as you drift back to sleep.
>>43507237Need to get extra security. Maybe a miniature Cerberus.
>>43506904Also makes you wonder why they’re up so early.
bump
>>43504252Lucky guy.
>>43507237Good short
>>43507237>"Nnnnnot as such..."god, she's such a little shitposter when she's horny>>43508465no, Anon, he's dead. that's not lucky at all
>>43508877>he's dead. that's not lucky at allI beg to differ.Look at the state of things and ask yourself if you want to spend the next fifty or sixty years in this shitshow.
>>43508954Applejack's pussy juices absolutely tore that kid apart. It's like she was carrying a fire hose back there.Imagine how much worse things could have been if she'd been standing in front of the towers.
>>43509069she coulda stopped 9/11
>"Are wizards your fetish?">Said fluttershy in her wizard uniform, with big grey beard and pointy hat">"Presto y now want bestow fluttershy with a big kiss~">Fluttershy looks at you with her massive wet eyes, and her small smiles fades instantly into a frown as you close the door in on her.>"*sigh* I guess Wizards aren't anon's fetish..."
>>43509348Has there been a green where Fluttershy tries to dress up as a different tribe to find a fetish? The twist being that it's an incredibly racist caricature. Till she goes to jail for wearing striped face.
>>43509451Anon should trick Fluttershy into doing blackface. He'll explain what it is, what it means, and that people doing it with a specific product is his fetish. Turns out that whatever product Anon recommends is very, VERY hard to wash out of fur, so Fluttershy is stuck doing blackface for days.
>>43509457Ponies are probably fine with being racist towards changelings
>Are recreations of the September 11th attacks your fetish?
I think anon should just admit he loves fluttershy, and all of fetishes. Don't worry I have a pen and paper to write them down.
>>43510109Oh sure, it’s- hey wait a moment.
>>43510412C,mon just spill the beans~
>>43510109>>43510789Go away Yellowbutter. I won't fall for this.
>>43510804>>43510804You already know we are meant to be anon~ you and me, please~
>>43510789Pork and beans are hard enough to come by, I ain't spilling them.
>>43511078>You should pork her beans instead
OOOOOOOOooooooOOOooooYou love rarity! OOOOOooo!
>"Out of the way, Fluttershy!">"Let a REAL mare show you how it's done!"
>>43511277Kind of anthro there.
>>43511482Don't talk to it.Just report it and move on.
>>43500957>has a gay ass thread picno one gives a fuck >has a sexy Fluttershyinstantly better in every way
>No anon I will not stop breaking in your house.>I have to kee you safe now go back to sleep so I can go back to staring at you.
>anon refuses to leave the bedroom blinds open while he sleeps>wears only boxers when he sleeps>gets surprised when his bedroom window gets broken into>wants privacy>showers without locking the bathroom door>leaves a key under the front door mat?
>>43501894go on.
quick boop
>>43511168ghostly rarity is op, please nerf
>>43512901Just use a vacuum cleaner.
>>43511824No thanks
>"I-is this your fetish?"
>>43513716"We're taking you to the vet to get your tubes tied."
>>43514002
>>43514011
>>43514002Begone you obnoxious yellow sex pest.
>>43514002so smug
Get the hell off of Page 8.You want Eris?That’s how you get Eris!
>>43500913Please don't use the R-Word as a joke, these threads are triggering, thank you.
>>43514688>Venus having a pretty bad time
>CUTIE MARK CRUSADER RAPISTS YEAH!
>>43515076Never had to beat up children, but always a start.
>>43514688Maybe don't come into them, then.Just a thought.
>>43515076This should be particularly effective against lightweight targets. >>43502202
>>43515514She looks more retarded than usual here
>>43515076fluttershy is a bad influance
>>43515926Well duh
This is shitpost #100
>>43516464Well earned
>>43514688LOL GET RAPED
>>43514688Learn how to shift+click faggot.
>10Dangerous place here Anons.
>>43517515Sometimes you’ve gotta live dangerously
>>43517754Don’t play with rape. Your green hole is on the line.
>>43515076>>43515926>implying they are not freaks by themselves
>>43515858>Is down syndrome your fetish?
>>43518347>Fluttershy blackmailed Twilight into giving her an extra chromosome>"Is Down Syndrome your fetish, Anon?""No.">Tardrages and almost beats Anon to death
>Shalom! Are Jews your fetish?
>Oh, anon please do the dishes and pick up the trash~ You have a mommy fetish? Right?
>”Are fetishes your fetish?”
>>43518826>Tire anusNo thanks.
>>43518826eww
>>43518826Oh that's nasty
>>43500913This is all very disturbing.
>>43518571No, but turning them into lampshades and soaps is
>fluttbutt so what
>>43519324>Is weight gain your fetish?>"no">*deflates*
>>43519370>Knock, knock, knock.>Yep, right on schedule.>Outside, you hear the sound of machinery starting up, which catches your interest.>Drying your hands on your kitchen towel, you leave your dishes in the sink and go to the front door."What's your guess this time...">Your voice trails off.>Fluttershy is in your front yard.>She weighs 300 pounds if she weighs an ounce.>Quite a feat for such a diminutive pony.>She is sitting next to a huge pile of U.S. Federal Reserve notes.>There is also a wood chipper there, which accounts for the machinery sounds you are hearing.>And the fat yellow bitch was pitching stacks of cash into the shredder.>Thousands in legal tender go in...>Clouds of green confetti come out.>Fatso Fluttershy grins at you.>"Are fat people destroying the economy your your fetish, Anon?">You get a good run-up and punt her for all you're worth.>She rolls about eight feet, and your toe is broken.>You gather up as much cash as you can carry and retreat to your abode, locking the door shut behind you.>Ameriburger money is worthless in Equestria.>But if you ever manage to make it home, you'll be set for life.
>>43519375Imagine pushing this fatty down a hill.
