What's the most autistic thing you've done in public relating to MLP?
>>43504616Nothing. Not once have i come close to revealing my power level to anyone
>>43504665>Anon is so autistic taht he can't even tell when he's revealing his power level
>>43504616Attending Mare Fair.
>>43504616I wore this shirt near the beach with my family once. I felt retarded the whole time because of how hot it was in black during summer, and I was too insecure about my body to go shirtless.
>>43504933Legend
>>43504933based
>>43504616posting on here for the last decade and a half almost
>>43504933That's pretty based, nonny. This is the kind of shit I wish I did.
>>43504933I'm jealous.
>>43504616I got mad at my friends teasing me about liking MLP I chased them around with a jump rope trying to whip them during recess once. Year later I got diagnosed with high-moderate functioning autism so that explains a lot.
>>43504616Watching ponies, I suppose.
>>43504616I heard the jingle to the intro song on someone's phone on the bus and i sang along thought nothing of it till i got a judgemental stare from this chick
>>43505304Based as fuck, anon
>>43505304Was the chick's phone playing it?
>>43505304I got second hand embarrassment from this post.
>>43505214He looks like a bee in this thumbnail
>>43505214Is that Chris Chan?
>>43504616define "public"if the definition includes family members then lol pony merch
>>43505357close enough
>>43504616Bought brushables
>>43504616Almost talked to another "brony" in public.
>>43506038That brony? Albert Einstein.
>>43506037/Thread
Drew pones + pone ocs on post it notes and put them up at the dive bar I frequent kek
>>43504616Got a contractor to come over discuss heater replacement, forgot my plushie snugged on the bed. He saw it and said "I don't judge", but it was awkward afterwards. Never called him back, hired somebody else
>>43506251bit rude innit
>>43504616Wore a pony t-shirt to work.
>>43504616I wore a my little chocobo shirt out to a restaurant once and realized I was so cringe that I threw it out.
>>43504616Going to one of these free-entrance fair dressed as a viking and buying MLP stickers to artists in at least four different standsBefore that i took selfies with some furries
you people make me sad.I've been enjoying wearing pony flags as capes so much at conventions that I'm going to either pin or sew one of my moonflags to my winter jacket and wear it around all winter alongsides whichever scarf I feel like wearing, be it the hearth's warming one or the neighcon one or the 4cc one.I'm also planning on getting a mostly-white flag printed specifically for wearing during the summer, but it might be annoying putting it on and taking it off VS just having it pinned to a coat like I will for the winter.I suppose the cringiest thing would be the time I spent a whole day just vacationing in tennessee because I forgot I was wearing the jackbox shitpost shirt of my OC in drag that's captioned "spread that ass like butter" in cursive, haha, whoops! But I didn't die, did I? And neither will (you)! wear the pony shirt! Coward! (maybe not such a vulgar one though)
>>43506672>one of my moonflagsPost it!
>>43504616Bringing my wife out in public
>>43504616I wore a derpy T-shirt multiple times in middle school and also publicly played on my 3ds that had Fluttershy vinyl wrapping on it.
>>43504616Wore a pink shirt with pic rel on it to every wrestling tournament i had.
>>43504616I sometimes drop phrases in real life related to the show at business meetings. No one has caught on to my bullshit yet.>the profits are going to be about 20% cooler>I'll lend a helping hoof.>Quartelies are due by tomorrow but we don't have the bits for this merger.>You take the reins.>Feeling Pinkie Keen to get these financials done by tomorrow.If I don't get murdered by my coworkers when they finally snap I'll post more results.
Technically not in public but i sent the word "everypony" instead of everybody in a work group text and was ready to do a backflip off the building. Nobody ever said anything though so i think i was just overreacting
I was watching endgame with some friends years back and drunkenly called Thanos 'Tirek' instead but thankfully no one caught it.
Spending hundreds of dollars on clop comissions at the cost of skipping my own meals.
>>43506785>I'll lend a helping hoofThe other ones are passable but this one is autistic
jerk my lil weiner to ponies
>>43506785I'm certain that suits are too soulless to ever notice this
>>43504616When I was in school, I would make almost exclusively MLP art for art class. I even made Twilight Sparkle out of paper mache. Several people asked me if I clop, but at that point I hadn't lost my clop-ginity. Once, dating came up in conversation with some upperclassmen; one asked me if I was single, and I nearly casually remarked that I was dating Twilight Sparkle, but caught myself at the last moment.
>>43506964Cute
>>43506882You're just a fucking dumbass. Feed yourself Anon. Don't starve for clop, of all things. If you can't then eat some fucking ramen or something cheap. Fuck you, dumb nigger.
>>43506680This is awesome
>>43506986no u
>>43506679it probably won't be the one I wore at mare fair, but perhaps this one...
>>43504616Back in middle school, I swapped the keys on a couple of computers so that the keyboard spelled RAINBOWDASH.
>>43504616>in publicProbably making ponies at a ceramics course I attend.>>43506964>nearly casually remarked that I was dating Twilight SparkleFew weeks ago my mother told me that my grandmother had complained to her that I'm still not in a relationship. Later when the topic of ceramics came up, she commented that perhaps I should just make my ideal wife out of clay. I was mildly tempted to say something like "I already did that". I didn't though.
>>43507416based
>>43504616I'm currently sitting on a train with my life-size wife in the seat next to me, but probably carrying her throughout a 3 day cruise is my most autistic moment granted there were nearly 100 other autists on it as well.
>>43507576Based
>>43507416Based
>>43507416Wait how is this possible? You need 2 A's. Liar.
>>43507635>a couple of computers
>>43504616I was moving out of an apartment and the office people decided to do the move out inspection a day early. I had my LS plushie on the bed with clop pinned to a cork board right there too. I also had her horse pussy drying in the sink. The office called me when I was out to ask if they could go in and do the inspection that day instead. I didnt want them to suspect me of anything if I told them to wait so I just said go ahead. I figured fuck it. Plushie sex is not against the terms of the lease. When I went in later to sign paperwork they never said anything about it but they were awkward. Its not a public display of autism i guess but accidentally revealing my power level.
>>43504616Bring my backpack adorned with a bunch of pony enamels to trade school.The instructor then after the first or second week asked me about it, and called me a “brownie” and said his elder brother is a furfag and he understands.I got visibly upset and he noticed.That and during lunch one of my classmates asked me about the show and I began autistically rambling on about how show quality dropped after S3 due to the magical mystery cure episode.I also usually wore one of my poni shirts.
>>43507817>autistically rambling on about how show quality dropped after S3 due to the magical mystery cure episodebased truthspeaker
>>43507845Before that I was talking about how the rise of the fentanyl epidemic was and is supported by Chinese chemical labs. Apparently to their normie-esque brains I knew too much.>anon are you a informant or something?
>>43504616I tried getting all my friends in high school into it too and I even showed them brony music to be like "look how cool this is!!!"
>>43504616Comparing political ideologies to people hating on bronies while I was at school. Also insisting to a woman that I was buying a Fluttershy plushie for myself.
I was getting bloodwork at a local office and the middle aged lady there has an autistic obsession for MLP and has like a pony merch shrine so when I sat down for my bloodwork and heard her humming Winter Wrap Up I began finishing the parts and singing with her.This is the least autistic thing I've done in public but just a sample. I am also a tall thin zigger btw.
>>43508834Is this anon light gray with dark gray stripes or dark gray with light gray stripes?
>>43508323Brian?
>>43508873Monty Python: Life of Brian
>>43508834shame she wasn't hot
>>43508873what?
>>43507395Where can I buy these?
Not really as I'm super self conscious about it but my mother asked me if I was gay and had a big freakout when she saw my plushies.I did tell my friend about the show and he immediately started enjoying clop but it was more of a phase for him.>>43507809Gigachad, who's your wife?
went out on blindbag raids at walmart back in 2012 with my states brony meetup forumused to have a blue 20% cooler shirt I'd wear sometimesthose were simpler times
I used to take notes during uni classes on laptop covered in pony stickers
>>43504616Nothing thankfully, I'm way to much of a coward. Irl friend whos a brony sometimes talks about pony stuff in public and if I'm in earshot of others I kinda shush him a bit. I won't even listen to pony music when in public out of fear it'll suddenly start playing through my phone.
>>43509687Rarity
I regularly wear pony merch to all of my caving club meetings. With a club name like Pony Express, I find it to be pretty fitting. Because I preside over the organization, nobody questions me. I also wear my pony pajamas after I change out following a caving trip.
>>43510160Autism king
>>43510160Thread winner
>>43510160M-my knees! They're bending on their own!
>>43510160Spergking, i kneel.pic also made me think of that one image with the niggers standing around some whore on a couch, kek.
>>43510306>spoiler Same
>>43509531She was kinda graying but I probably wouldn't smash. She wasn't horrific.
>>43510160I yield, King
>>43504616I was on the bus with this guy I was sort of friends and he was scrolling on his phone and at one point he had gotten to a post with Rainbow Dash and I audibly said "wife... unf". He was eyes. All eyes. He doesn't talk to me anymore.
>>43510160But what he didn't know...
>>43510160T-The power level!?
At one of my friend's kid's birthday parties, they were laying out table clothes that were MLP themed, and their 5 year old started naming the characters. I would name them when they couldn't, and if they got it wrong, I would insist they get the name of the character right no matter how much they insisted it wasn't that character. I also did the same thing at a pokemon themed birthday when they kept calling Charmander Charizard
does anyone else who wears pony shirts out in public get middle-aged white women complimenting them? because this happens to me a lot, especially when i wear my anonfilly t-shirt. they find them cute.but the cringiest thing ive done is probably just bring my plushies out in public. i like to take them to the park with me and take pics.
>>43510601>does anyone else who wears pony shirts out in public get middle-aged white women complimenting them?>because this happens to me a lot, especially when i wear my anonfilly t-shirt.>they find them cute.
>>43510602
>>43510601This happens when I wear my Monster High shirt. Just recently had a clearly autistic 20 something woman start up a conversation about Monster High after complementing my shirt and asking who my favorite monster was.
>>43504616Bought a few Happy meals when they had pony toys, but the first store I tried was already sold out so they gave me Ninjago toys. At the second store I asked if they still had ponies beforehand and it was super awkward, but totally worth it. I still have my rainbow dash, near mint condition, never cummed on.
>>43504616I wore a shirt in high school.
>bringing plushies with me to highschool>lugging them around in the pockets of my lab coat>bringing them to public events where i helped out promote the school>infodumping on a about a 70 year old professor of analytical chemistry about the show and conventions, this included showing her a picture of me at EHM because she remarked that "oh wow you were probably the oldest there huh" and i felt compelled to correct her that it was actually the polar opposite>recommended FO:E to my english teacher>had 30 minute presentation for english class about MLP>watching MLP on my phone in the labs when i was done with my labwork early>putting a drawing of twilight sparkle into my graduation work protocol >brought a hobby horse i found on the sidewalk to math lectures like 3 times
wait I don't have my contacts in so if thats g5 then I take back the clap
>>43510476HOLY SHIT
>>43510672i bought the izzy plush because i found her in a heavily discounted bin in a normal ass grocery store along with other G% plushies. she cost 7 bucks or so, and i found pic rel funny enough to spend that much on the dogfaced creature
>>43510662unfathomably based. makes me think of a guy i went to highschool with. he was on the track team and wore a rainbow dash hat. i think he also had a twilight sparkle blanket he would wear as a cape. friends and i called him sonic because he would run through the halls to class. wish i had tried to befriend him, he was probably a cool guy. wouldnt surprise me if he browses this board.
>>43510684ok goodbye forever
>>43504750Everything. Not once have I done anything in public that doesn't relate to MLP
>>43510713really?
>>43510738Yes.
>>43510601not for me :(
>>43504616exist
>>43509674china (amazon)
>>43511539Isn't that Temu or whatever?
>>43511810yes
>>43507416I did the classic pony wallpapers on all the computers in the room
>>43507817>I got visibly upset and he noticed.Did he say anything after this?
>>43510662>had 30 minute presentation for english class about MLPIs there a copy of this?
>>43510662>>recommended FO:E to my english teacherI, too, remember having such bad tastes.
>>43512610like your hatred against FoE lmaooooo
>>43512592>“I saw you got upset anon I didn’t mean to be rude”Many such cases with normalfags
>>43506672I'm not wearing pony merch in public because I don't want people talking to me. Simple as.
>>43513051lame
>>43513555checked and true
>>43507817based autism rambler
I recommended on a very large youtuber's podcast during a guest appearance of me that he read FoE and I was pressed on it on air. It's still out there I'm just too scared to find it.
Told way, WAY too many irl people about it. God I was retarded in highschool I wish I could go back in time and slap myself
>>43510160greetings from baltimore grotto ;)
>>43513555I don't mind being lame if that means I remain unbothered.
>>43507525Making your wife out of clay is some griffonian kabbalah mystic shit. BASED!
>>43514480but it makes you... A NORMALFAG.
>>43504616revealed my powerlevel to family members, friends and co-workers because I couldn't stop browsing /mlp/
>>43514287>God I was retarded in highschool I wish I could go back in time and slap myselfdesu it would be surprising if there are people alive that don't have regrets over their highschool actionsare you better at hiding your powerlevel these days, anon?
>Went on a trip Asia for the first time to Celebrate my mom's 50th birthday - Bali, Indonesia being the end destination>Problem was that I still had a lot of schoolwork to finish so I brought my laptop that had these stickers on the back>One of the layovers was in Qatar so I went to a café to finish some of my schoolwork>One of the female waiters laughed, said "Wow I love those stickers" and gave me my orderThought I was going to look like a complete retard revealing my power level with those stickers, but I made a waiter laugh instead ig
>be in middle school and terminally autistic >Loved Pokemon >Parents ignored it since boys like Pokemon >My little pony comes on the TV>Sit and watch feels like im getting away with something watching it>First episode i ever watch was ticket master>Absolutely love it >New obsession upload>Im suddenly tracking down everything about ponies>Lore books, art books, comics, plushies, anything i can get my hands on>Parents finally catch on to my new obsession>Start info dumping about the lore and how i want to be a pony and make an OC and everything >Parents send me to therapy and forbid me from ponyLearned a very valuable lesson about revealing one's power level
>>43506125Extremely based, nonny. Did you take pictures?
>>43506672(You)! I need to commission you again. Man, I loved that Nightmare Moon before Hearthswarming art you drew for me
>>43507864Keep fighting the good fight, anon
>>43510160I aspire to be like you. In fact, on my next UrbEx outing, I'm gonna wear poni
>Be me>Be 15>Discover the Magic of Friendship>Saw TLT's remix of Eurobeat Brony's "Discord">needmoarponi.exe downloaded into my soul and set to run in perpetuity>Have play room with Wii upstairs>Use it watch poni on Netflix>Keep volume low>Try to be discreet>Little brother walks in>Can't shut if off in time>He sees, runs to tell my dad>Dad calls me into his room>Harshly asks if I'm gay>tfw that ruins my perception of being a brony>tfw I feel like have to hide it like I'm some closeted faggot>tfw the perception of myself is already shit and also is to my "friends">tfw it carries with me all the way until I turn 26>tfw it's still really difficult to tell any normies due to the crippling fear of being ostracizedAnons, this past year and a half at least has been better because MF3 was my first pony con and it helped me break out of that mindset a bit. I've told a lot more people, close friends mostly. You spergs have also made me feel much more at home.
>>43515039Why does this shit happen so much? To all retards: If you don't want to get caught, don't have a monitor or TV that faces the door and that faces the door.
>>43512604yes, there is a video. but my newfaggotry was so digustingly tangible that even i cringe when watching it
>>43515101can we see it still?
>>43510160chad
>>43515039did you make fun of your little brother after?
>>43515005sorry anon im not this artist i stole the image from derpibooru :(
Pretty much every convention I go to her concert. I usually have flutter shot with me. I haven’t had her recently recently because I can’t find. I even took her to go see Weezer.
>>43516072Rip nvm anon, but those flags are sick
>>43516043No, frankly I could have been a better big brother overall
>>43516188But he snitched on u
>>43504616nothing. the only public pony thing i ever did was have a harmless bag charm.
>>43516371This thread ain't the place for it, but tl;dr I sucked as an older brother because all I cared about were essentially video games and porn. Still a major regret, but he turned out well regardless of how I failed.
>Out of town for the weekend>go to church>Applejack keychain on my backpack>~19yo at the time>get there early>Pastor welcomed me into his office while getting ready>Meet and greet>Conversation stalls>He asks about the keychain>"Why Applejack?""Well, can I say something I'm not supposed to say?">..."I just think she's hot.">Silence thicker than Applejack"Like Rarity's supposed to be the sexy one, but I dunno.">Pastor bursts out laughing for three minutes>Go to service as normal, leave like nothing happened>Never gone back
>>43516569Pastor is one of us
>>43516569based
>>43516569The pastor was probably an AJ chad and expected you to say something like: i like how hardworking she is, then you go straight into: she's hot
>>43516569Based pastor but you should've said what >>43517301 had expected of you only to finish it with calling her hot.
>>43509933live a little, anon. nothing ever happens
>>43517301this, anon autistically slips into failure. sad!
>>43517741many such cases
>>43506672Cringiest thing I've ever done was read this post
>>43518236Could be worse, like your reply.
