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Self esteem Edition

Previous Edition: >>43438682

Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/
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Thread question: Do you like telling mares they're enough?
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Hopefully the green writers survived the archiving
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>>43505507
Any updates to the Long and Short of It and the Sunburst green?
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>>43505507
>Do you like telling mares they're enough?
wdym by "enough"?
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>>43505555
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
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>>43505555
Yeah, wdym? You can never have enough mares.
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>>43505577
>You can never have enough mares
polygyny is degenerate
pick a single mare and make her truly happy
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>Anons were too busy slutting it up to bump the thread
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>>43505515
Sunburst green updated last thread, I think
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>>43505590
>polygyny is degenerate
So am I!
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>>43505619
ah very good, checking it out right now. thanks
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>>43505606
You have no power here.
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>>43505507


>>43498493
i still need to read the next part to this.

but out of curiosity how would Twilight's friends treat an anon that has a crush on twilight, would they try and warn him about her quirks so he is not scared off.

would they be weirded out by the relationship?

how much do the other mane six know about this side of twilight.
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>>43506190
Depends on if his affection for Twi is because she's his waifu or if it's a crush that developed naturally after being friends for some time
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>>43506473
Hmm yeah that’s fair what do you think for each.
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>Twilight decides to find out what books stallions are reading
>The Minotaur Who Milked Me
>Steamy Night With A Feisty Timberwolf
>Tiny But Fierce: I Was Violated By A Breezie
>The Chimera Who Doesn't Understand No
>The Cockatrice Who Made Me Hard Without Turning Me To Stone
>Woes Of A Diamond Dog Breeding Slave
>Gargoyle Mating Season
>The Gentle Hydra
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>>43506743
>Disillusioned by stallion literature, Twilight decides to investigate Anon's reading habits
>Cumming Inside Twilight
>Cumming Inside Rarity
>Cumming Inside Fluttershy
>Cumming Inside Pinkie Pie
>Cumming Inside Applejack
>Cumming Inside Rainbow Dash
>Cumming Inside Princess Celestia
>Cumming Inside Princess Luna
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>>43506743
See, this is what I don't like. Stallions are just 3DPD now, which means the mares are actually right! Mares are supposed to be WRONG!
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>>43506190
>but out of curiosity how would Twilight's friends treat an anon that has a crush on twilight, would they try and warn him about her quirks so he is not scared off.

>"Anon, I don't think you courting Twilight is a good idea."
>"Not only is she always reading these weird comics, she clops to them like... ALL the time."
>"She has a lot of dyke tendencies and would probably want you to fuck other mares with her or something."
>"Her self-esteem is so low that she gets off on the slightest bit of attention."
>"You could literally make her cum just by bullying her."
>"Not to mention she's extremely sexist."
>"She's pudgy since she never works out, she stinks since she rarely showers, she's super clingy and insecure because colts never-"
"Rainbow you don't have to do this, I already like her."
>"Huh?"
"I already plan on asking her out, you don't need to make her sound even more sexy and perfect."
>"Are you even listening? I'm trying to tell you that you should consider trying to court somepony else, maybe a really marely and awesome and fast-"
"Yeah that's cool and all Rain-bro but I've got a nerdy girlfailure to smash, smell ya later."
>"...fucking colts."
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>>43506704
>Waifu
They try to explain what Twilight is actually like, hoping to correct the fantasy he has in his head. If a relationship happens, they're inevitably uncomfortable as Anon will offhandedly mention how she's not acting quite like Twilight
>Genuine feelings
They just repeatedly say "Really?" in an increasingly disbelieving tone.
>>43507059
You should work on getting Dashie's voice right
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I want to be passed around between mares like a mare-loving slut I am.
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>>43507143
Anon is about to be used in the bronco contest at the rodeo.
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>>43507059
Dash is probably right about all of those qualities. He’ll never understand stallions.
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I want a mare to tell me her hobby that she really into then eat her out.
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>>43506756
>Cumming Inside Twilight


Who wrote this? Did anon? If not, then who? Did anon learn to write just so he could be the only one reading this? Did he publish it?
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>>43508004
>Who wrote this?
No idea, the author is anonymous
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>>43506756
>No "Cumming Inside Cheerilee"
Stupid fucking slutty coltoid
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>>43508176
>eyes
Thanks doc
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>>43508004
>Who wrote this?
Star Tracker?
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>>43508176
I’m sure her school colts are available.
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Every time I visit my parents this thread dies jfc.
AND we lost yand!
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>>43507059
>>"She has a lot of dyke tendencies and would probably want you to fuck other mares with her or something."
that's a weird line to say when polygamy is literally the fucking norm
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>>43508520
>polygamy is literally the fucking norm
you say that but I've seen herd stories get shit on a lot.
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>>43508584
"herds are the norm" =/= "Anon harem power fantasy are fine"
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>>43508584
>I've seen herd stories get shit on a lot.
Good.
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free green idea:

Anon gets sent to Equestria and all the ponies are extremely gentle with him. He then finds out the reason they're all so kind to him is because he is circumcised which isn't something they do in Equestria and they all think he escaped a cult that believes in stallion mutilation.

I personally think it would work better if you transform him into a stallion because then since he doesn't wear pants any pony can see the "damage" immediately and thus jump to conclusions faster.
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>>43508587
You faggots think anything involving Anon in any way is a power fantasy. Anon could be getting brutally sodomized by a pack of timberwolves and you faggots would call it a power fantasy.
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Just write a herd green that isn't a power fantasy. Shouldn't be that hard.
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>>43508841
'Power fantasy' and 'wish fulfillment' are weak criticisms because nobody complains about either when the rest of the writing is done well.
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I've never written a power fantasy because I don't need to fantasize about something I have oodles of.
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I've never written a power fantasy because I've learned to sexualize my impotence
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>>43509421
You write powerless-fantasies?
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>>43505507
That pic
>Moondancer and her friends had long since grown tired of the cruelty and/or whimsy of stallions, with their ridiculously high standards like taking a bath every single day, having healthy diets, and exercising regularly, just to be good enough for them.
>That why they started writing a story.
>One just for them, starring the perfect stallion.
>It was Lyra's idea to make their little fictional love interest a human, but she did a good job of selling it.
>The way she described fingers and even... demonstrated what she might think they'd feel like on one of their special, no-homo sleepovers where no teats touched, did a good job of convincing them.
>Minuette found the idea of omnivore teeth especially hot and was all for it, as long as she got to design how his smile would look.
>Twinkleshine did a lot of the world-building aspect that of course justified Anon being a janefilly who loved sex because she made his world have reverse gender roles.
>A little weird, but they all agreed that having a guy around who was basically just one of the gals, but sexy and with a dick did sound nice.
>And as far as overall personality, Lemon Heart did most of the work shopping, being the most sensitive of the group, she wanted a colt who was still kind and cared about how they felt.
>Moondancer mostly wrote it all down and structured it into a proper story, one that they discussed trying to publish, but ultimately decided to keep to themselves.
>Anon was their imaginary coltfriend, after all, and they didn't like the idea of other mares flicking their beans to him.
>Moondancer was also the one who started looking into the phenomena of tulpas after hearing about Princess Luna's tantibus incident.
>If that thing could be made real from dreams, maybe it could work for other things, too.
>Thus she convinced the mares to study with her and prepare to give life to their dream colt for real.

How would you react if you were just a figment of imagination made real by a bunch of thirsty mares, Anon?
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>>43508832
>Anon #2 enters Equestria
>neither an American nor a Jew
>mogs the Anon #1 for having "group support" over his dick being broken
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>>43509231
I remember one non-RGRE herd green where Anon's herd was just a shitshow that Anon barely tolerated because Luna wanted to be more "traditional"
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>>43509543
>not a power fantasy
>Luna
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>>43509553
you know what? I'm just gonna find it in the archives
5 mins
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>>43509553
>>43509555
https://ponepaste.org/3631
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>>43509488
...I think the most interesting idea in there is Anon as a tulpa. I don't recall reading any stories with that premise before. There are a few 'Anon is a husbando from My Little Human come to life' but not an actual tulpa, something that could only be seen by and interact with the ones who created him. Maybe add that Moondancer accidentally gave him a soul, taking or copying a real human, so they would know that Anon is a real person and have to treat him as such rather than just an imaginary rape slave. Maybe via tantabus magic he eventually learns to affect the physical world or do some psychic shit. I'm gonna think on this a while.
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>>43508584
99% of herd stories are shit, and I say that as someone who likes seeing the idea used in greens.
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Part of being in the herd is having to tard-wrangle all your stupid children.
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>>43509877
Quit calling my mares "stupid children"!
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>>43509877
(You) may have that problem. MY children are all well behaved angels and scholars.
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>>43509915
Than stop "dating" the CMC!
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>>43509998
Celestia "dates" ponies 1/100 of her age. I'm just following the example of the guiding light of the world!
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>>43509568
For I Am of Pinkies Mind comes to mind. Fic not green, and not RGRE but that's (more or less) the premise.
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>>43509951
Not if they came from you.
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>>43506743
fucking kek. Those are great parody books.
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>>43509557
This is hilarious.
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Damn lazy monkey... not bumping the thread...
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>>43511079
It's okay Spitfire. You can beat me if you want to.
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>>43511085
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>be anon
>think ponies have soft hooves
>get into a relationship of a know abuser
>rile her up thinking her soft hooves would do nothing to you
>she go in for a gut punch
>be on the group groaning in pain from the guts punch
>turn out their hooves are hard and they hurt
>she insulting you for being a pussy and hit you a few more time
>maybe anons on /mlp/ where wrong this whole time
>maybe you should of listen to you stal-pals instead.
>something something abused in RGRE
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>>43511103
Maybe stop being a mouthy little monkey and you wouldn't get beat
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>>43511103
>>43511117
I could fix her!
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>>43511117
>*ahem*
oo
ee
oo ah ah
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>>43511145
>The mare thinks you insulted her in monkey-speak and she beats you again anyway
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>>43511155
>tfw zecora is the only one who can tell (You) are just fucking around
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>>43511145
>>43511155
>"Oh you think you're so bucking funny, huh?"
>her hoof slams into your gut
>you double over in pain
>"Come on! Ook ook for me, Nonny! Oh? You can't!?"
>she puts both her hooves together and slams them down on your back
>"Make some monkey noise Nonny! Aren't you such a bucking silly monkey!"
>you're sprawled on the floor as she continues beating you senseless
>"I DON'T HEAR YOU ANYMORE!"
>your hair is pulled up as she looks you in the face
>a hard left hook knocks a tooth out of your mouth
>"WHAT'S-!
>another bloodies your nose
>"-WRONG-!"
>you can't really see out your left eye
>"-HUH!?"
>a final one snaps your head up before she drops your head to the floor
>she spits on you
>"Stupid colt. Clean yourself and make sure dinner isn't late."
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>>43511195
He keeps doing it every night. Doesn't fight back. She's starting to think he might actually be a freak.
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>>43511079
Saving from
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>>43511117
I want to be Peppermint's fuckpet so much bros
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>>43511928
You watch the evenings
And I'll watch the mornings
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>>43511487
>She's starting to think he might actually be a freak.
>might
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>>43512777
She thought he was just a dumb monkey colt.
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>>43442516
Good read, although this depiction of Anon got on my nerves a bit with how abrasive he was (it's justified, maybe, but we'll never know since it's never getting finished). Thank god for the pegasus Max to call him out on the bs. Nevertheless, it has conflict and stakes and just that elevates it above 99.99999% of fanfictions.
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>>43442516
>>43513114
What story is this? Only glanced at the thread for a brief time pre-2020 but always loved RGRE as a premise. I haven't made enough time to read new fanfics.
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>>43512734
She seems nice. Do it again.
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>>43511103
>>43511195
>"Obviously you're too retarded to actually do anything right. I'm leaving. Go rot somewhere. I don't care."
>She turns to leave, so you grab a hind leg.
>The other hoof kicks up with a deadly strike, which you use to throw her to the ground.
>"Wha-"
>Throw your body onto her back, with your arm slamming into the back of her neck.
>"Bucking insa-"
>Reach your other arm around to pull her head straight up.
>Knee into her side to pin it down.
>Her legs try to scramble up, but fail to find purchase.
>Start to apply pressure.
>Bite her ear hard enough to draw a little bit of blood.
>That hitches her breath.
>"Get off me!"
>She wheezes out.
"Do you know how hard?"
>Have to squeeze hard when she tries to wiggle.
"How hard it was, to find someone like you."
>"What?"
"A world filled with white knight fillies with no grit."
>She desperately tries to twist, so you counter twist and make her feel the burn.
"I want you to hurt me. No pony will, but you do. Loud, boisterous, full of power. Nothing makes me happier then bleeding on your floor."
>She's stop fighting, now her heart rate is racing for a different reason.
>"You're insane."
"And you let yourself get dicked by insane."
>She gulps.
"I'm not letting you go. We're in this together. A happy couple. As long you keep doing your duty."
>"I'll tell others."
"Tell them what? That you beat me, or that I beat you? One gets you thrown in jail, the other destroys your image. I don't like either. So here's what we'll do. You hurt me, and I take it. That's all."
>"Buck you."
>Your hand hovers over her face.
"You ponies have such lovely large eyes. If I can't have you, I'll keep them. Scoop them right out of you."
>You actually feel something wet drip down your thighs.
>Oh filly, you're getting slick.
>Carrot and stick.
"Let me incentivize you in a better way."
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>>43513180
Story was about anon in a preunification setting. Sat in haitus since 2022 but within the past year it got deleted from fimfiction and privated on ponepaste. They also finished purging their accounts when attention was brought to them last thread.

>>43471335
(I pray mobile doesnt f this link)
This covers how to read it currently.

Also if you havent checked rgre in a while than be sure to check the archive doc in op's message. The only old long story thats still going on is i think "The Long and Short of It", but most from before 2020 are finished or incomplete (such as preunification anon).
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>>43514224
Title was what I needed but had no clue it was wiped. Lame.
https://fimfetch.net/story/501001/the-long-and-short-of-it
Thank you blessed archivers.
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>>43514224
>>43514242
Wait, it doesn't seem like it was wiped.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/501001/the-long-and-short-of-it
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>>43514224
>>43514242
>>43514256
I'm retarded. If I had opened the damn archive I would've seen it really WAS titled "preunification anon"
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>>43514100
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>>43514263
Reading my message back i should have made it clearer with spacing and specifying the name. The fuck up was on my end. Best of luck reading either tho!
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>>43514918
Since I have to bump it anyway
Nah, that was a definitely a skill issue on my end. I know when to take blame for my fuckups.
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>>43514662
Would work if Anon was fat as well.
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>Be anon
>something happen last week
>your herd just came back from their trip to Las pegasus
>you ask them how it went and non of them can look you in the eye
>they claim everything is fine but you know better
>you go to the one that can't lie and ask her
>she try but broke under presser as you put you hand out of reach from scratching her ear
>she said everything that the herd did in Las pegasus
>the other herd mare start yelling back saying she lying and they just had a fun time
>you made them all sleep outside as you enjoy sleeping in the large bed
>it's cold without them but they need to learn their lesson
>what a bad day in rgre
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>>43516006
>>she said everything that the herd did in Las pegasus
and what did they do exactly? What kind of atrocity can a group of nice mares commit that get their husband THAT angry?
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What are the chances of me seeing A Noble Heart being finished in my lifetime?
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>>43516012
They spent a third of their savings at the horse races. That might have gone over on its own, but they were also so drunk they couldn't walk straight and signed up for the race while betting on themselves.
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>>43516376
They should turn that into a gatcha game or something.
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>>43516535
>The herd tries to make it up to their husband by making the money back by developing a hit arcade game
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>>43516581
>by developing a hit arcade game
herding with less "romantically-successful" mares was a good choice
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Is the Anon for the new EQG Raindow dash story in the thread?
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>>43516828
That was always my RGRE dream, to have a nerdy herd and help them excel academically while being fed knowledge by their excited nerdy ramblings.
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>>43516828
>Anon gets into primitive pony vidya
>ends up herding with an entire game dev team
>they all get horny whenever he talks about advanced human tech in games
>pampers them constantly while encouraging them to make pone Street Fighter
>"trust me hun, put in a colt with really fucking thick thighs that can crush watermelons, it'll be a huge hit"
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>>43517470
>Fighting games
Of course the coltoid has shit taste
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>>43517378
>and help them excel academically
are you sure they need your help in study?
feels like they need assistance in other fields (e.g. normal food & proper non-sexual grooming)
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>>43517548
Not study, but more in a "behind every great mare is a great stallion."
Make sure their lives are healthy and well organised. Help them write their books and collect the scattered minds, that often lie with the erudite.
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>>43517603
yeah I was thinking the same thing desu
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You'd eat your mare's ass right?
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>>43517942
sexual cannibalism is not my fetish
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>>43505558
Kek
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>>43517942
>"I know the common misconception is that mares are the sexual deviants and stallions are as pure as the driven snow, but I know the truth."
"Yeah, Moonie?"
>"Males are just as big, if not worse deviants."
"I'm not telling my my fetish on the first date."
>"Playing hard to get huh?"
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>>43518436
'Dancer can read all the books and guides she wants, but nothing will come close to keeping her from spilling her spaghetti in front of a colt.
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>>43518436
>Moon dancer
>EVER going on a date
Lmao yeah right.
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Bump
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>>43518444
What even constitutes a "date"?
Just working into the night together is enough to turn into a makeout session.
That's how most nerds procreate
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>>43518444
Shut it, Trixie. She's even going to hold his hands.
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>>43519182
>"Anon, we've stayed late at work together five times now, and you haven't even made out with me yet. You owe me sex."
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>>43502616

No.

>you are Windy whistles

>"He needs security-"
From someone else Bow.

>and you knew this was coming from the second you saw that kid

>"Why not us? Weren't you just saying the other day that you wanted to do something with the spare room?!
I meant we could turn it into an office or set up a pool table for girl's nights. Not give it to a stranger!
>"You keep talking about him like he's some druggie who's planning to rob us blind! HE IS A CHILD WINDY!"
And you keep talking about him like you know him! We don't even know his name!
>"I know that he looks like someone put him through a wood chipper, i know the first thing he did upon waking up was scream in fear, and i know that he's too young to watch a movie that has either of the previous things in it."
>you pinch the bridge of your nose and take a deep breath
>you hate arguing with your husband
>because your never fully on your side
Honey, i know what y-
>"DON'T HONEY ME WINDY! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD LEAVE AN ABANDONED CHILD TO FEND FOR THEMSELF!"
>you approach him and wrap your arm around his
We don't know that he was abandoned bow.
>he doesn't move away from the action so that's a good sign
>"I do."
How
>"Man's intuition"

...

>he isn't gonna budge on this is he?
>welp, happy man, happy clan

We'd have to talk to him about it.

...

As well as the police.

...


But if you really think we can handle it...
>"I do."
Then we can drop by the hospital after Rainbow gets out of school.

>you feel a kiss get planted on your cheek
>"Thank you dear. I just know we can change that boy's life for the better"
>he moves away from you and starts walking out of the room, indicating the conversation is over and you should go schedule a visit with the kid. But as you move to leave the room you hear your husband call out
>"Windy whistles?"
>uh oh, what did you do wrong?
>you turn to face him expecting him to be mad, but instead see him leaning against the living room door frame with a familiar smirk
>his eyes have a light to them that you haven't seen in a good while and he's playing with the buttons on his shirt "if we're going to wait that long before we head over there, then we'll need to make the visit quick if we're going to make it back on time"
>he bites his lower lip
o-OH, hohoho-okay! Alright then i'll... go make the call then.
>you're smiling like a moron
>"Wonderful. I'm gonna go get ready now okay?"
Yes sir.
>he leaves, leaving you alone in the kitchen
Fuck yes. Thank you homeless kid.
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>>43519764

sorry it took so long to update. I was having trouble figuring out how to continue the story in a way that actually progressed it. But it think i'm finally getting on track.
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>>43519764
>Man’s intuition.
Kek
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mare?
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>>43505507

As someone who loves mind control and loves the idea of magic, I am very curious.

How would Unicorn, or even better, Alicorn Twilight react to Anon trying to learn mind control magic and use it on her for sex, within the context of rgre?

On one hand, he would be terrible at it, since Twilight is a once-in-a-generation magical talent, at least, and probably better, but on the other hoof, this is a weird alien colt trying to use magic to force her down and breed with her. Would Twilight just laugh it off, or would she pretend it works to finally lose her v card? Would she be actually mad and give Anon a talking-to?

If she lets it happen, how long before she starts to worry, if ever? Or has she had enough of mind-controlling bad-boy colts, Sombra?
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>>43520425
She'd think it was a trick because colts don't want sex, that's absurd.
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>>43520425
Well we have Starlight as a good point of comparison, where Twilight is sympathetic but solid on the point that mind control is wrong even if it is for good reasons.

That could be a good story actually, if Twilight found a commune run by Anon instead of Starlight. He could try and justify it by saying he was just finding lonely mares and giving them a happy life as part of his massive herd, Twilight would try and teach him that mind control is wrong even though she does see the good of what he's doing.
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10
fuck sliders
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>>43520390
Mares will occasionally call out men while out and about.
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>>43520522
Plot twist, Twilight discovers Anon can't even into magic, all these mares were just that desperate.
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>>43521202
He use to do magic, but didn't know he had to stay a virgin. That was a rude awakening.
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>>43521202
ear scritches are magic
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>>43519764
>Fuck yes. Thank you homeless kid.
top kek Windy
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>>43521484
As are nose boops.
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>>43521202
Moreso she discovers he's using human magic and not equestrian magic.

So instead of him using mind control spells he's actually just doing the missing finger trick with a suductive look on his face towards the mares. He has a deck of cards where one card has 'Want to be my date?' written on it and he does a little flurrish of "Is this your card?"

Honestly there could be a funny green where he's trying to hit on Twilight with bad magic tricks (he remembered 1 youtube tutorial) cause she's the element of magic.
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>>43521854
She has no filter.
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>>43522131
>first mare he met was Trixie so he just assumes they're all like that
>he becomes her new assistant, their show instantly surges in popularity
>they both think it's because they're such good magicians, and not Anon's flirty patter with the audience
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>>43522732
He was so eager to put on those short shorts.
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>10
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>>43520934
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>tfw stallions
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>>43524139
Yeah, we've seen what you're liked around colts. Back to the moon with ya.
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>These customers are annoying
>My hooves hurt
>I hate stallions
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>>43524770
Let me tell you where I’ll like to stick my carrot. All over your cutie mark.
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>>43524770
uh oh, a colt just booped you! haha!
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>>43524857
I wanted to say this before but a bump's a good time to say it. Boopfag, you're alright. Keep on keepin' on. Just don't become this guy
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>>43525396
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>>43525406
You could've combined your boop with Anon to make a rare double boop.
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Stallions, the wife wants to make dinner tonight. I fear for my kitchen.
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>>43525918
Permanent damage is unlikely.
That any trace of cleanliness remains is aswell.
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>>43526209
She’ll try to fix anything she breaks, causing further mishaps.
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>>43525918
>the wife
what about others, are they on board with her?
>>43526522
Sounds... ditzy
should the ditzy grey mare be rather good with cooking pastries?
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>stallions orgasm in 100% of rape cases
uhm..care to explain yourselves?
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>An ancient evil awakens
>Could very well destroy Equestria if the threat isn't dealt with
>Anon IMMEDIATELY starts flirting with her
Why are (you) like this?
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>>43509557
>literally portrayed as a patriarch of a harem and more important that all the mares, ambiguously second or maybe even equal to Luna
>they literally have to ask you permission for basic stuff and you're almost totally in control
>luna is still luna
>straight up getting you involved in princess stuff
Anon, in what bucking universe is this not a power fantasy?
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>>43527290
>>literally portrayed as a patriarch of a harem and more important that all the mares
desu what would a herd even do if/when the stallion just throws a fit over something?
>Anon, in what bucking universe is this not a power fantasy?
being a king in the world of shit is not great when you think about it
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>>43527056
>stallions orgasm in 99% of rape cases
>be the 1%
sucks to suck I guess
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>>43527287
alright then you flirt with the evil and I'll wield the supreme military and political power
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>>43527304
>desu what would a herd even do if/when the stallion just throws a fit over something?
Gangrape
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>>43527632
can't rape the willing
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Muh job...
>https://tantabus.ai/images/92215
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>>43527641
They will make you unwilling. Just a little mind control magic.
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>>43527304
Yeah anon I'm sure the thing that you're the most afraid of is being given a trillion dollars and sweeping power and luxury
definitely
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>>43528058
>Starlight has to keep brainwashing Anon into revoking his consent just so she can get off when they fuck
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>>43528065
>given a trillion dollars and sweeping power and luxury
the green quite literally has a line about Anon's herd never giving him any bits aside from their marebits
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>>43528058
>>43528145
is there even a tag for "brainwashing consensual into non-consensual"?
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>>43527287
It worked that one time.
>pic related
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>>43528339
Why are you unable to parse analogies?
How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?
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>>43528341
It's usually called "non-consensual consent" but the only sites which would have a tag for it are ones with user tagging like Ao3
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>>43528476
>Why are you unable to parse analogies?
because that series of short greens doesn't paint Anon's situation as "good"
analogy you're trying to paint here does not work, unless of course you believe that unstable household doesn't matter when you have lots of seckz
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>>43528477
>non-consensual consent
that's certainly new
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>>43528480
The household isn't unstable
>unless of course you believe that unstable household doesn't matter when you have lots of seckz
The 'unstable household' doesn't matter when nothing bad happens because of it, you still have almost total control of your life, you're surrounded by ponies that you love and who love you, and your first wife is the second most politically powerful pony in the world and only slumming it by choice.
>because that series of short greens doesn't paint Anon's situation as "good"
Yes it does, obviously. Even the anon in the green, who is playing up the bad and glossing over the staggering, incredible privilege as if it's something to be assumed, says as such repeatedly.
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>>43528484
>when nothing bad happens because of it
Lyra's property damage
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>>43528488
Anon, are you literally complaining that one of your secondary wives broke one of your first wive's things and nopony involved gave a shit?
God you're such a disingenuous faggot. Why are you so fixated on trying to pretend this isn't a good situation? Convincing anyone that this obvious power fantasy isn't a power fantasy doesn't do anything for you.
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>>43528501
>Why are you so fixated on trying to pretend this isn't a good situation?
because it isn't
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do y'all interpret Rarity as being a limp wrist or an over the top marely mare?
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>>43528565
>literal hardhat wearing pony who goes by herself into quarries and digs out gems
you tell me anon
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>>43528565
She used to play college ball, y'know
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>>43528565
Both. She's bara as fuck and will prance around in pretty colty outfits but fold you into a pretzel if you talk shit about her lifestyle choices.



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