>>43509428
You should see what she makes in the bathroom

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>>43509428
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKN CAR!?

>>43510689
it gone

>>43509428
>Look, Err, it's Luna's check from the government for being crazy.

>>43509428
Yes and that's why she is on the MOOOOON!

>>43509428
>watching adult swim slop
ngmi

>>43510965
I think his name is Ir.

>>43511014
no one cares about your nigger opinions zoomoid

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>-THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
>BEFORE THE DAWN OF MARE

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>Uh me think it would be best if Moon Pony could install kick-ass action missiles on moon so me could not be so bored

>>43511197
>t. Jamal

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>We too shall make fun of zis inferior moon princess!
>..With the Fargate!

>>43511144
Nice.

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>*keyboard clacking*
>..'gratuitous..moon..shots'..
>'how to see moon naked'
>'can moonsex make you immortal'

>>43513900
>Twilight finally makes contact with aliens
>It's these two

>>43514805
That'd be cursed.

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>..I am...sofa king..we Todd ed

>>43509428
maybe

IDGI

>>43515773
haha you say funni thing

>>43509428
>"Your defeat is imminent, for we have brought our moon horse."
"Princess."
>"Our princess moon horse... but we are still the kings."
"Kiss our rings and our asses!"
>"You need only kiss my ring."
"Man! You said we were both the kings!"
>"It was a royal intrigue, and you have no one to blame except for yourself."
"I still want some royal bitches!"
>"And bitches you shall have, Err, when Princess Moon Horse uses her powers to move the Moon and eclipse the Sun."
"The Sun can lick my nuts!"
>"And we will plunge your puny planet into perpetual darkness."
"We'll steal all your bitches and ho's!"
>"Both the bitches and the ho's will be defenseless in our eternal night."
"The moon horse controls the gravity, retards!"
>"No, Err. We are the gravity masters. The horse only does our bidding."
"You sure, man? I aint heard it say a single damn thing. It's just been followin us around."
>"What."
"You didn't notice or anything? You were ordering it around, and it wasn't doing shit."
>"We have been keeping a horse that can control the entire moon, and you are telling me that we have no control over it?"
"Shh! 'Her', man! She's a princess! Piss her off, and she'll kick us out!"
>"A-Ah aha! We have made our point, 3-dimensional peasants. If our beautiful moon princess king feels like it, she will bring doom to your doorstep. Err, lead the horse back into the ship 'very' carefully. Beg for mercy if you have to."
"Shit! And you already got me cleanin out her stable!"
>"Err, do not tempt her ire- ahem! Fuck you all, and have a good day!"

>>43511205
>The ghost of Christmas past recounting the lore of Luna's banishment

>>43516902
fucking kino anon

>>43511205
>YOU MUST GIVE YOURSELF TO ANON...
>sexually