End of Pinkangelion editionPrevious thread: >>43446516/pnk/ pastebin archive: https://pastebin.com/JDnCudzJAll Pinkie Pie (and/or Pinkamena) lovers welcome!Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, forfeit all mortal possessions to ponkPonk clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHwCGjT61mJwvC99uMrYDNX9
first for best pone!
>>43509562
>pg 8
I love mah wife
Slideniggers at it again.
I feel like the threads haven't ever been at risk of dying so quickly before. The Ponk threads from however many months ago usually pretty comfortably got to 500+ posts, no?
>>43511020Hard to say why. There's ponkfags across the board but they won't even keep their wife's thread up during sliding.
>>43511037no thanks, pinkie pie is my wife but I see no point to a dedicated necrobump thread like this when I could easily discuss about pinkie pie in a new thread and have more genuine discussion.
>>43511041Nonny... this is a new thread where you can have genuine discussion. You're just lazy and selective of when you want to talk about your wife.
>>43511037ngl, I kind of feel it's something that hits a lot of the generals from what I've heard, kinda hard to pin the blame on anyone here>>43511041It's fun to post cute pictures of her here at the very least, but yeah, I was going ham in the last thread or some talking about Ponka with another anon, was super nice. People are open to chatting here if you ask about, and I think the discussion you get here tends to be very specifically from very big Ponk enjoyers who have a very high level of affection and emotional attachment to the character. However, sometimes the chaos of just having general /mlp/ types around to chat about her is super fun, too. I love both personally.
>>43511037I've been busy with mare fair and haven't looked in these threads enough lately
>>43511053Yeah Mare Fair kept me out of a ton of discussion here for days, other than checking the con thread here and there. Hell even then I wish I checked the con thread more often, missed a ton of fun stuff and a few heartfelt replies anons gave me that I wasn't able to reply to.
>>43511041discussion can happen over the span of multiple weeks on this board. having a dedicated thread for it (even if it's just dead bumps 90% of the time) helps ensure that, if someone makes an effort post, it isn't slid off the board in hours and then archived. just take a look at all of the discussion in the previous threads and imagine each post as their own 5 reply archived thread. having the general helps for visibility. after all my years on this website, I never thought I'd make a post defending generals, but here I am.
>>43511855NTA but nothing stops you from replying to an archived postI do think that filling the thread with empty image reposts does more to discourage conversation than having the thread actually fall off does, honestly. You can just make a post bringing something up to give more visibility to something that was slid off, after all, whereas it feels more out of place to try and do that for something which is in the same thread but just hidden by 20 image posts.
>>43511865I see your perspective, but, at the very least, I suppose there isn't any major harm in having both formats? We can have new, specific topic threads when the occasion for discussion arises, while still having a general in the background where discussion can happen incidentally.
>>43511907I mean yeah, every post is special, every post is greatI'm not saying you shouldn't bump the thread if that's what you think is best, just saying why I don't think that not bumping has a negative impactThe most real answer is that we all SHOULD bump with new and high effort contributions that stand on their own such that dedicated bumping isn't necessary, but obviously we don't have infinite time and effort to spare for that or we'd be doing so already
Bumping; making a dark fountain later
>>43512051This is a metaphor for diarrhea
>>43512530Wrong Mr.Bond
>>43512660
>>43510648I think about Pinkie's pranking philosophy a lot lately when shitposting/trollingIt does make me think I should be more transparent because I think there are times I do bait people who aren't trying to get baited
>>43512695Have another
A little bit of all the nice things about Pinkie wrapped up neatly in this "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone"Her creative expression through baking at the start of the episode? checkHer positivity keeping morale high during an arduous task (the mountainous trek up to griffonstone)? check (I think Pinkie's demeanor in the face of Gilda's harshness towards her is also evidence of this; it's not easy being yelled at in every interaction with a person)I also liked her [seemingly deliberately] spending all her money on the train on candy so that she can make Rainbow Dash pay for everything on the trip (trolled)When they first meet Gilda and there's obvious tension between her and Dash, Pinkie immediately tries to defuse the situation by shouting "Pinkie!". This is isn't evidence her not taking arguments/disagreements seriously (she knows the history between these two), but of her preference that things not come to blows and instead remain peaceful. Laughter is a disarming tactic, after all.A bit later, Pinkie picks-up on the implication that Gilda is putting up an abrasive facade being indifferent to the idol. Emotional intelligence and being able to read others' feelings? checkI think it's a unique role that Pinkie fulfills in this episode. The rest of the 6 aren't around to drive the plot forward and take things seriously, so that task falls pretty much squarely on Pinkie (since Dash is more invested in heroics). This tells us what [should] we already know about Pinkie: she is intelligent and mature enough to handle different situations. However, her friends are just as capable themselves (mostly), so, when others are around, Pinkie prefers to step back from the "time to be serious and work to solve this problem" and inject some laughter into the situation. Put another way, if Pinkie is the last pony standing, or the only pony present who can solve the problem, then she knows to shelf the wacky randomness for a bit and get serious until everything is clear (or until someone else who can solve the problem shows up, so that the mantle of responsibility doesn't rest on her exclusively)Also, Pinkie was crazy for this line>"Rainbow Dash, I just took out a life insurance policy on you before we left! I'm gonna throw this rope down as evidence that I tried to save you then tell everypony back home that things went down differently here! Nice knowing you!"Of course it's Pinkie 5d chess that it was her plan all along to get Gilda to help so that she and Dash could reconcile, but this headcannon is funnier. Maybe Pinkamena smelled a bit of blood in the water while Dash was stranded and, subconsciously, forced Pinkie to fuck up the rescue by throwing the entire rope.Anyway, besides this contrivance in the ravine, great Pinkie writing.
>>43511537Never thought I'd see my art posted on these threads waow
>>43513482spaghetti hair 'ling
>>43513630Kek.
>>43512712Oh dude I've always been a massive fucking troll and Pinkie is exactly on my same giggly carefree wavelength. It's never about being actually mad and trying to one-up someone, it's about being a stupid fun-loving free-spirit and just not caring about the social rulebook of a community you're in. I end up ragebaiting people just by being kind to them because it's "faggoty" in the eyes of some and my unphased friendly reaction has only made them even more irked - it's the most Ponk shit ever. Pinkie has the whole court jester routine figured out perfectly and is a fantastic role model for fucking with others in a fun, positive way while not being cruel and arguably even serving to teach others gentle lessons about how being mean isn't the most effective way to be taken seriously.>I think there are times I do bait people who aren't trying to get baitedThis is a constant for me. Just be yourself and never show any shame and you're going to have haters show up at your door, and omfg it's a riot whenever they do. Early 2010's style trolling feels dead nowadays with how seriously everyone takes everything, but because of that, a troll that acts like someone from that era is just having an endless feast of lulz. This is legitimately one of the greatest times ever to be a lulzy oldschool troll with how grim and aggressive so many are these days, and I am dumbfounded at how more people haven't joined in on it - probably because they're all taking it all kinda seriously too.
>>43513979I sometimes have mixed feelings, is all. Like there are times where I'll say something that could get misinterpreted and sometimes I'm even unintentionally in the wrong, and then I'll play along and avoid addressing the misunderstanding without ever actually contradicting myself or failing to argue in good faith afterwards. And usually that feels great, like, the guy is getting mad over nothing and if he stepped back he'd see that. But like I do want him to either lighten up and only argue for fun (at which point plowing ahead is great) or to realize his mistake. Like, how can I put this, it feels like I'm bullying someone who doesn't know how to make it stop? People who are too overly serious are fine because it's clear they're fronting from the word go, so it's not like they're getting harmed in any way that they aren't deliberately bringing about - this is essentially the same as people choosing to take offense, it's their personal decision. But there's a sweet spot where it's unclear if the guy is just - I don't want to say too dumb to get it, but like a proper internet sperg who lack critical self awareness - and I feel like I should drop the kayefabe because I'm extending something that isn't going to go anywhere but which I don't know if the other person knows is possible to stop replying to. That's the big one; I don't know if they know they can stop replying, and I don't know if they're ever going to figure it out, especially if I don't do anything to help them. I usually just stop that chain of argument quietly. Fortunately those types are the sort that generally try to argue on merits so they don't tend to engage in identityfaggotry.Pinkie would definitely have a photoshop of a dick in Maud's mouth as her screensaver.
>>43512712
>>43512712She stumbles upon somethings sometimes that no pony should ever see
Andrea postednon Instagram today :D
>>43513185a couple typos that got past me:>This is isn't evidence her not taking arguments/disagreements seriously (she knows the history between these two), but of her preference that things not come to blows and instead remain peaceful>This *isn't evidence of her not taking arguments seriously.I meant to say that Pinkie respects both parties' concerns in a disagreement, but she doesn't like the genuine anger/combativeness that can manifest during an argument. I know this seems to contradict last thread's discussion about Pinkie loving to argue, but, as the other anons have put it, intentionality is the key divider here. Pinkie would prefer lighthearted, perhaps even well-intentioned, trolling whose intention is to get under the skin rather than to seriously decimate the recipient. Pinkie enjoys arguments insofar as they are kept with the realm of harmony, and she'll use laughter and humor to pacify or "soften-up" disagreeing parties when they err from this standard of acceptability. She'll also use song as a method for this purpose, but that didn't go so well between the buffalo and appleoosians>This tells us what [should] we already know about Pinkie: she is intelligent and mature enough to handle different situations>This tells us what we *[should] already know about PinkieI meant to say that this aspect of Pinkie's character was very obvious to me throughout this episode given the framework that I'm interpreting from: Pinkie is smarter than she lets on, but prefers fun and humor wherever she can interject them (i.e. a "wise fool"). If any anon here has even been the "funny man" of their respective social circle, you quickly realize that there is a fine line between delivering genuinely thoughtful and hilarious jokes/commentary versus being a mindless court jester (quality vs quantity). Pinkie can be both at times (whether the situation calls for it or not) and I think that, at the very least, speaks somewhat to the kind of intellect that she's working with.
>>43515482rakan...
>>43514751she read anon's smutfic where pinkie is the biggest slut for anon possible.And it was longer than the bible.
>>43515482Fluttershy will be sad at your infidelity
>>43516638>implying Pinkie wouldn't make (You) the slut
>>43517690
Pinkie is best pony because she'd be the one to instantly accept you petting her and cuddling up.Everyone else would react weird if you pat them or boop them.Pinkie is simply built to be cherished.
i LoOoOoOoOoOOoOOoOOoVe pinkie!
This pink pony sure makes me feel a certain way.
Nom
I wish i could bump ponk in real life
>>43519228Don't worry Tabble-san bumped pinkie for you!
>>43519445I love it when ponies tuck their legs up like that. It's so cute.
Low-key made some vore
pimka port
>>43519958Why would someone draw ponk like this?This is inaccurate.
>>43520981Pickle pay!
>>43521106Well see, some people are very horny.
>>43521266Can I kiss a pink pony for 1 bit instead?
>9Not my watch!
Well this episode was pretty ridiculous. I get the feeling that the writing staff kind of relished when they got to make a Pinkie episode because it gave them the opportunity to go off-the-wall with silliness that would otherwise be out of place. My other evidence for this was in "Pinkie Pride" when they got to do a little 4th wall break with the Gummy dance showing a real-life alligator. Anyway, nothing really to complain about with Pinkie's writing here. I'm waiting to come across the drop-off in quality that I was warned about with the later seasons, but I'm not really witnessing it. Pinkie seems as silly as she's always been, which I maintain is an integral part of her character. Sure, not all of her bits are comedy gold, but, in a similar vein to this episode's lesson, the important highlight is that Pinkie is a dedicated pony who is always trying to make others happy. Even if she doesn't always hit the mark, her intent (getting you to smile) is what's touching about her character, and this is true whether or not the writers need to give her a secret subterranean party-planning cave.An aspect of this episode the stuck-out to me was Pinkie immediately connecting with Cherry Jubilee when her train is delayed. A callback to a S2 episode (maybe her cherrychanga/chimicherry idea was a success) was nice to see since it helps flesh-out the world a bit more. What's important here is that, even though it was never shown to the audience, Pinkie has other relationships throughout Equestria, apparently. This is also expanded in the next episode where it's revealed that Pinkie is also good friends with one of Twilight's friends from Canterlot as well as Lyra. In hindsight, it's obvious that Pinkie would be a popular friend, but it's nice to see it confirmed. It reminds me of the only aspect of "Pinkie Pride" that I liked:>>43462993>it was a nice detail that Pinkie's positivity, manifested in her parties, can have consequential lasting contributions to other ponies' livesIt's nice to see that Pinkie's dedication to making others happy is acknowledged and reciprocated by others around her, so much so that we're seeing examples of her friendly relationships with other ponies across the kingdom. Presumably, Pinkie probably through each of these ponies a special party at some point, and now we're seeing the realistic consequence that Pinkie is popular and beloved.
>>43521839At certain times, it seemed that Pinkie had a complex about not being taken seriously/respected by others around her (e.g. babysitting for the cakes or protecting their dessert on the train), but it seems that this isn't extended to Pinkie's main calling as a party-planner. Everyone knows her for her parties and that's the display of devotion that they love/respect her for. This is explicitly shown in the very sweet moment of validation that she receives from her closest friends when they find her party cave and see all of the effort that she puts into making others happy. I guess that her mistake is that, when she steps outside of her expertise into an area that she's not well-versed in (like babysitting), she expects the same level of respect from the get-go.If Pinkie were to be embodied by an RPG stat, hers would be charisma. I liked that, when she encounters the angry snow lion right outside of yakistan, she just talks to it in the normal way she would any other. It reminded me of when she was trying to trick the minotaur with her bugs bunny mixup (the ponies were lucky he turned out to be so reasonable). I've praised her in the past for remaining positive in difficult situations, and others have commented on her bravery, but it certainly has its limits. It's not often that we see genuine dread on Pinkie's face, but this was one of those moments where words wouldn't cut it. Also, I'm vindicated saying that Pinkie would be the perfect travel companion. She goes across the entire kingdom without the smile leaving her face in spite of the setbacks. A positive morale is a saving grace during a difficult task (just be wary of giant monsters); it's obvious why Twilight put so much trust in her this episode.Also, this board complains about the zigger problem, but yaks are 20 times worse. Disrespectful, destructive, toxic, ungrateful. If you don't cater to them perfectly, they'll withdraw their "companionship" in a moment's notice and then spitefully swear revenge on your entire bloodline just for slighting them. With yaks, it's on sight with full prejudice.
This is the moment that "Pinkie Pride" needed to be a good episode, in my opinion. Pinkie's friends realize what a dedicated worker that she is and that her parties are specialized to the exact tastes of who the party is for and give her the respect and validation (and loyalty) that she needed. I think she's brought to tears in this moment because it's probably cathartic to finally have somepony acknowledge just how much effort she puts in to make others happy. This secret party cave, in a way, represents the deepest, most intimate part of her (her desire to make others happy) and she's overjoyed that her friends are able to see it and accept her.
>>43521898True
>>43522558I'd let Pinkie do rapeplay with me if she's the rapist.
I wish I had a friend like Pinkie
I wish I could be a friend like Pinkie
I Pinkie like friend be could I a wish
I wish I was Pinkie
I wish Pinkie
I pinkie
I wish my friend would like pinkie
>>43523219Break her legs and wings then trap her into room with Pinkie, then she'd be forced to love her.
To many pinkies wasn't a bad episode, but I wish the ending had more to due with how more emotionally complete the real one is, seeing she's actually upset that she may lose her friends, while the rest are just funbots.
>>43523720Yeah that episode was pretty high quality. We were discussing it a couple of threads ago (>>43430406). I think there was plenty of emotional payoff towards the end. We follow the real Pinkie throughout the episode and can see evidence that she's more nuanced than the copies. Then we see Pinkie progress from her one-track fixation on maximizing her experiences once it starts putting distance between her and her friends. When she ruins AJ's barn and when Twilight can't recognize her it really sets in that even she herself isn't sure how the situation can be mended and her friends may not ever be able to recognize her again. It's probably the lowest that we'd seen her up to that point (personally, I think she's more sad here than in "party of one" where she's a bit more betrayed and vindictive than purely sorrowful) with her actually being brought to tears at the prospect of losing her friends. It's pretty explicit throughout the episode even if the final wrapup spares us a tear-jerking reunion
Reminder to never let Pinkie into the house BEFORE she has been thoroughly hosed-off
>>43521841>It's not often that we see genuine dread on Pinkie's face, but this was one of those moments where words wouldn't cut it.I've commented in the past about how I find the "Pinkamena Phenomenon" kind of humorous (the desire to inject morbidity and suffering into an otherwise pristine paradise), but I guess I'm a little guilty of that in this post as well, relishing the frame where Pinkie realizes that shit just got real. If I had to defend my stance, I'd say I was lying if I didn't get a little satisfaction out of seeing the show's morality about niceness and friendliness run up against its logical limit. What can a sweet little tea party for little girls do against an indifferent, homicidal maniac beast? It doesn't care about friendship, harmony, being nice, heck, it can't even understand your words. How do you overcome such an obstacle using the teachings of the show? You can't--you just have to hightail it out of there like Pinkie did.The reason that it's satisfying to see is because it's finally a situation where you can say "Ok, this is a man's job. Stow the tea parties and group therapy for a moment, sweetheart, it's time to be brave and strong otherwise we're going to get cut into ribbons by a wild animal." It's just kind of nice to see that there would still be somewhat of a necessity for masculine virtues in this world and not just feminine ones centered entirely around cohesion and kindness (as much as I do respect the maintenance of a strong social order). I know that I'm looking in the wrong place if I'm wanting to see male role models in a franchise entitled "My Little Pony," but it was just a little thought of mine.
>>43524898Is (You)r Pinkie a nympho or a puritan, anons?
>>43524907My pinkie is a playful nympho, she will tease you relentlessly with or without your consent, and won't stop until you snap and fugg her
Help I'm in the
>>43525762
>>43524907Mine absorbs my depression, but is now depressed.
>>43525957Jarona
>>43525762How does this pink equine eat an entire elephants weight in food and maintain a good figure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX1xM0fggmk
>>43526485It's her Jarona
Just watched "The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows". It was a fine episode; it doesn't really develop Pinkie and instead focuses on the antics that ensue when she finds herself having to keep a secret for a day. Not much to comment on but a few moments that stood out.At the start of the episode, we see her practicing her confectionary skills icing cupcakes. This is the second example this season of Pinkie taking pride in her work, even if we hardly see any screentime for it. This builds evidence for my theory about baking being a creative outlet for Pinkie (aside from the practical intersection between cakes and parties).Another moment, although brief, Pinkie feels bad for ignoring her friends during her deliveries. In spite of all the jokiness of this episode, there's still evidence of the nuanced Pinkie underneath.Lastly, even though it's mostly a joke/plot device, a there was a notable detail about how Pinkie undertakes a lot of obligations/favors from ponies around her ("I've being getting liberal with those Pinkie Promises lately"). You could extrapolate this a significant moment for her character and speculate why she takes on so much responsibility (she wants respect from providing utility to others or she wants to serve others to make them smile), but I think it's just the writers are poking fun a bit here (like at the end with her little 4th wall break).Also, I now understand how Pinkie got on the sex offenders registry
>>43527587if pinkie can fit >>43525762 down her throat, I wonder where else she can fit large things
>>43527773your feet
>>43527856
Hey /pnk/, what would you use as lube to masturbate to Pinkie Pie? I'm torn between cake batter and frosting and I was hoping someone more dedicated to the pink menace could enlinghten me.
>>43528107anyway here's my first iteration of the meme, let me know if i can change anything to be more fitting/funny
>>43528107just ask gummy to drool on it
I found the statue
I wish to squish pinkie pie
>>43528107Well obviously frosting, silly.Frosting will actually get looser with friction since it's just fat and sugar so it will just melt and provide lubrication.Cake batter however, due to being mainly flour with little oil and egg acting as a binding agent, will provide less friction and best case scenario it will be like jerking it through mud and worse just jerking sticky mud with zero dick to hand contact.So yeah, just use frosting.
>>43528107>what would you use as lube to masturbatelube>to Pinkie Piestill lubenow, what would I use to masturbate Pinkie Pie?butter, with a pinch of her breast milk
Tired little horse
>>43528537Goodnight Mrs horse, sleep well.
>>43528402I wish to be squished by pinkie pie
>>43528557
>>43529643
I want my own personal emotional support ponk
>>43529951Smart horse
Jarona
kek
>>43530835Real
>>43530402I remember someone said the cherry trees are bad and to pink.Meanwhile I straight up refuse to build my bases without cherry wood.
"The Gift of Maud Pie" was another fine episode. The first half (up until Pinkie parts with her party cannon) was a challenge to get through. She's really off the wall without giving the viewer a moment between her outbursts. I'd say this is evidence of flanderisation, but she improves by the latter half of the episode where we see the more thoughtful Pinkie who sacrifices in order to make others happy. I also might say that it was delusional of her to think that giving up her party cannon would make her sister happy and she should know better (but, y'know, we need ponies to be dumb so that there's a plot), but I think you can make an argument as to why it's in character for her. She prides herself on knowing intimate knowledge about everypony close to her and using that knowledge to make celebrations special, so it makes sense that this pride would extend to gift-giving as well.Maybe Pinkie being so flamboyant here is evidence of a previous theory I had about her deliberately over-acting in order to make it easier for Maud to read her (maybe that's why Rarity was acting a bit manic in this episode too, almost like there were two Pinkies). I can also see her zaniness being thematically relevant here to contrast her normal self against herself sans party cannon (even if her depressive episode only lasts for a moment before she puts on a tough face for Maud).Nice to see Maud once again acting as a support for Pinkie. I don't know if another character in the show is better at knowing her flaws and dealing with her. Sure, her friends know all about her and can relate better to her life goal of making others happy, but Maud seems to know just how to snap Pinkie back to her senses whenever her excesses get the better of her (like building a giant obstacle course so that everypony gets along or sacrificing too much of your own person in order to please others).The Pie family is definitely crazy. Maud's fixation on her pet "boulder" eerily mirrors Pinkie's fixation on inanimate objects back in "Party of One" (and maybe even here as well with her party cannon, another inanimate object that, apparently, holds a great deal of personal significance to Pinkie above what I assumed would be a replaceable tool). I could see the necessity with Maud at least, using Boulder as a surrogate advocate for herself and her desires. Maud doesn't have trouble being honest [downright blunt], but maybe she frames some of her decisions/wants as Boulder's decisions/wants if she perceives that they'd be unpopular (i.e. "It's not me that wants to play 'Find the Rock', it's Boulder who wants to" thus shifting the blame from herself)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dplxj0yQtk
I love her so much.
Pinkie power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAeXizEr9z0
Pinkie is the most self aware character if you put self awareness on a spectrum from 'i exist in my reality' to 'i understand that my reality isnt the ultimate one'. All of her fourth wall antics imply that she can perceive the boundaries of the show and the existence of observers. She has an intuitive awareness that reality doesn't end at the walls of equestria. And thats what makes her fascinating. If she really has a vague awareness of that, its basically cursed knowledge that could drive someone into pure nihilism or obsessive truth searching. But pinkie responds by continuing to make everypony happy. Whatever reality ultimately is, friendship and making ponies smile still matters. This is why she's best pony
>>43534766
>>43534766To be fair she might just understand harmonyPonies literally have an atemporal god watching them who directly interferes with the world. Catering to the viewers isn't much different than, say, a jew carrying out observances to please God.
>>43534788The distinction id make is that pinkies antics seen qualitatively different from interacting with an in universe higher power. She seems to acknowledge the conventions of the show itself. But maybe pinkie just understands that there are higher layers to reality and simply accepts then as apart of the harmony of existence
>>43534802It's possible that the show exists in universe. Like not as a show but there are multiple framing devices which fit the format>in the friendship journal, or an animated form of it>in a divination spell (inc. a potion/artifact) similar to how Twilight watched Nightmare Nightetc.If a pony in the future was going to scry on Pinkie in the past then past-Pinkie would get an urge to act for the camera since that's the sort of thing that Pinkie Sense does actually cover, and it's easy enough to believe the Twilight or Starlight might be showing somepony the adventures of the mane 6 as part of a friendship lesson.On a tangent, do you think any of the alicorns have a Pinkie Sense/Maud Sense equivalent? It's actually a reasonable way to explain why they're so lackadaisical about national emergencies since they might have advance knowledge that it's going to work out.
amending fences has a pretty good pinkie appearance, particularly for a later season non-pinkie episode
>>43533278Pinkie Burrito!
>>43534766Maybe this is why Pinkie is the funny one. She acts out in an effort to amuse the observers, fearful that, if they aren't sufficiently entertained, that they might 'shut off the program', so to speak. Ironically, Pinkie's constant quips of appeasement had the opposite effect on many of the observers, who would rather that she stop acting so deliberately for the camera.
>>43536187She's so precious...
>>43537228Me on the right except I'm a Pinkie loving faggot so I'd be smiling
>blocks your path
No Pinktober this year?
>>43537975
>>43537996IT'S BOOPADY BOOPANON! I'm so honored to have you boop. Please keep your sacred duty of booping the mares!
Bumping for Pinkie pie
Oh hey this thread is on page 8. Bump
>>43538748Carnivorous ponk makes my dick diamonds
8 is not great
Lickinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwnqq9_YMsw
Silly Pinkiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtVONBB_I0k
>>43514489best girl brigade
>>43539190RAKAN. NO.
Fic/green idea: Pinkie as the adoptive daughter/niece of Princess Celestia. Let them eat cat plz.
Her pink teats dripping pink milk
FUN
>>43541221NUF
>>43541987I always wondered about this image. What does it mean?Is the pie supposed to symbolize something else?
>>43542233She's consuming a cherry pie like how her sister Limestone just ravenously devoured Anon's cherry boy status
>>43542254This but Pinkie's eating the cherry pie her parents made for Anon as congrats for surviving sex with Limestone
>>43541987Man, I want to make so many babies with this pink horse. She is so wonderful and kind and talented and fills me with a sense of good. She makes me laugh, and smile, and make me want to give people so much love!
>so much ponk analysis in this thread>anons choose to necrobump instead of discussthis post >>43511865 aged like wine
>>43538748And they say that getting killed and eated by her is unlikely
>>43542430I mean it didn't really age, I made it in this very thread. If anything it's aging like a formaldehyde wrapped mummy because this thread is on bumpfag life support. We even had an organic second ponk thread in >>43540045 that we could be using if the general had died. Only tangentially ponk related but I am actually curious about pink thoughts on>On a tangent, do you think any of the alicorns have a Pinkie Sense/Maud Sense equivalent? It's actually a reasonable way to explain why they're so lackadaisical about national emergencies since they might have advance knowledge that it's going to work out.that I asked earlier.Funnily enough I feel like pinkie posters tend to have a higher literacy of the show than most groups, but I guess that's because she is the most straightforward friendship character and accepting pinkie mostly means accepting the show's premise.
Have you imagined a party where everything's the same but you weren't invited? The thought terrifies me sometimes.
I love ponk because she is the least judgemental and "serious" out of all the ponies. It's a trait which I wish the world would emulate. So many people are scared to show their true selves because they believe that people will be annoyed, or they may say the wrong thing or do something cringe. Society is so focused on giving judgement and shame and guilt that it results in people acting like skin walkers; shilling what they know is uncontraversial just to fit into a group they probably don't even like just because they feel like it's better than being alone. When you have a world where genuine personality is punished, how do you expect people to have a genuine social connection with one another?Maybe acceptance is the word I'm thinking of. True acceptance of who ponies are. Even people who she doesn't jive with very well, like Gilda or Cranky Doodle. She always puts her best hoof foward and tries to make their time as pleasant as possible. Albiet, it doesn't always go well, especially in Cranky Doodle's case but I attribute that as a flaw of the writing of that episode.I guess what I'm trying to say is that Pinkie represents a true acceptance of others, flaws and all, as well as the acceptance of herself and her own flaws and talents. She goes to great lengths to out herself out there, even if it runs the risk of ponies not liking her. Some may be annoyed by her antics, but others, like us, rejoice when we see her. I wish the world wasn't so hell bent on social orthodoxy and norms so that people can live as themselves. I know what it's like to feel like a defective robot that others wish to see us as. Never again.
Pinkie, no!
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>>43545099>"Scoop the mids Nonny">"We know you want it">"It will make the mix FUN"
What songs would you want to show Pinkie if you could bring an Ipod or something with you to Equestria?I think I found Pinkie's all time favorite song. If you can find it, look up "It's Raining Candy on my Birthday" by The Tizzys (which is a fictional band, like The Archies; the actual artist is Mike Viola.)The song doesn't seem to be on YouTube. In fact, the only place i've been able to find it at all online is here:https://wfmu.org/archiveplayer/?show=157367&archive=278326
>>43545287Most of the Jamiroquai discography.
>pg 9
>>43545722>Empty repost bump without adding anything, either to one of the existing lines of discussion or a thought of his ownYou didn't need to do this, anon.>>43545287>What songs would you want to show Pinkie if you could bring an Ipod or something with you to Equestria?See I don't think I'd bring something that I'd be sure she liked because while it would be nice I also don't really see it having too much of a point, both for her and for me. Pinkie presumably has better access to high quality music especially music tailored to her tastes than I do, being one of the most musical mares in the most musical contexts in a more musical world while also being a party mare. I certainly get the appeal of trying to give a nice gift, I think I'd bring the most experimental stuff that I actually like rather than any of the normal stuff.Like I wonder how Pinkie would view the heavy drums speedcore stuff or noise tracks. It'd be nice just to get somepony to talk about obscure stuff with if that's how it goes but it does make me wonder if it'd go the mudbriar route (she understands why it appeals to somepony else and can address that, which is kind of boring and would mostly clip the conversation since otherwise I'd just be making her listen to something only for my sake).But that said I'd definitely go for more instrumental stuff in general. Ponies would be really used to singing so showing her more casual tracks would be interesting and I think she'd like the variety. Easy Listening, Big Band, Prog Rock, that kind of thing.>It's Raining Candy on my BirthdayDefinitely would go over well. I think that pure happy songs are probably Pinkie's second favorite since I think that overcoming things is sort of more her lived experience but she definitely appreciates and would sing a lot of this kind of thing, especially in her actual job as a party pony.
>>43545099How do you make that symbiote plushie to the right look so clean? I don't think mine was that clean even when it was new.
>>43545773>He actaully wanted the thread to dieI'm not typing up paragraphs when no paragraphs are on my mind. I WILL bump when the thread must be saved.
>>43545821Anon the thread can't actually die because you can just make a new one>I WILL bump when the thread must be saved.But what are you saving? All you're doing is keeping this particular copy in the catalogue for longer. It takes like twenty seconds to copypaste the details from the previous OP into the thread box. It's not like you're saving discourse because again, you aren't actually talking about ponka and are infact drowning out pink discussion.>I'm not typing up paragraphs when no paragraphs are on my mindYou don't need to post paragraphs anyway. "What songs would you bring to Ponk" is something which can be answered with a couple words if you don't want to qualify it with analysis at that point. You can always elaborate on the reasoning later if asked.
>>43545797Dunno, she just looks naturally good.I did give her a clean once before as she was getting a little dusty. I just followed the plushie cleaning guides you can find everywhere (laundry detergent, water, rubs with towel / toothbrush then very light hair dryer application). Else I've got an air purifier since so I suppose this is helping a lot with dust.
>>43545099What are they listening to?
>>43545889Deafeningly loud heavy metal music
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>>43545869Really like this art style for the characters.
>>43545891This. Heavy friendship core
Favorite Pinkie fics/greens?
I want to hold a ponk in my arms.
>>43547146I, Anonymous, would like to give miss panko pa a bell rub.
>>43521839>>43521841>>43524322I actually haven't gotten around to this episode yet, funnily enough! I've heard mixed things on it.As far as friendship not being the solution to everything, I do think Pinkie's usual bravery is a representation of Laughter. I've always seen her moments of fear as kind of missing the point of her character, funnily enough. Her running away from a threat makes sense, but it doesn't really feel super in character to me if she's genuinely afraid while doing it.I do actually kind of agree on liking the bits of masculine ideas in FiM. The male characters are always very fun to watch the female cast bounce off of, and it's why I think Spike is kind of underutilized - he's like the stereotype of "what's wrong with boys" and it's very very funny to me, being a guy myself. I don't think just being kind and sweet have to be strictly feminine traits, nor do I think being brave has to be strictly a masculine endeavor, but I do see what you're saying in that a dangerous physical threat leaves room for you to feel like some kind of warrior character could have solved the problem that the cute girly pony was challenged by.Will check the episode out in a bit. There are some in later seasons I simply haven't gotten around to yet.>>43513185>>43515749I also never looked this episode this way and am excited to rewatch it with this in mind. I thought they were just making Ponk kind of dumb like they liked doing, but the idea that she was working into some larger plan of harmony is cool.
Gigantic
>>43548408Gross and unseemly.
>>43548408Bigger
I imagine it must be nice to never feel embarrased or cringe at your previous actions. Pink horse is made of tough stuff.
>>43548871Given what kind of advice a certain ponkflaggot had posted a couple days ago, I'm starting to laugh at my worse moments and it feels great. It's exactly what Pinkie would do.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43422019/#43422125any updates from this anon? I'm still waiting on that ponk website
>>43545287Something upbeat. Really anything from a GBA/DS era platformer would be a good bet. I'd go with https://youtu.be/qBmJBQVKpKI but anything from new super mario bros would do the trick
>>43547905>As far as friendship not being the solution to everything, I do think Pinkie's usual bravery is a representation of Laughter. I've always seen her moments of fear as kind of missing the point of her character, funnily enough. Her running away from a threat makes sense, but it doesn't really feel super in character to me if she's genuinely afraid while doing it.Like I said, Pinkie's RPG stat would definitely be charisma, preferring to talk her way around conflicts and use humor/jokes as a disarming tactic to loosen-up/befriend opponents. We don't see it often, but I think it's a subtle nod to Pinkie's underlying intelligence. How much brainpower does it take to talk your way out of a fight vs just hooking your opponent in the jaw? Pinkie could definitely answer that question.I think I've also mentioned previously about how much brain power and processing speed it takes to be the "funny man" in a group of friends. You have to be fast to achieve perfect comedic timing and still be able to deliver relevant, crafty follow-ups and jokes. Anyone who's ever filled this role understands that it's much more demanding than https://youtu.be/RD0INBsrfY4. I speak from experience on this, which I why I respect Pinkie's element of harmony so much.I wonder if this might be the reason why the early seasons often pitted Twilight and Pinkie against each other. We know neither pony is dumb (barring a few select instances), but they represent two different kinds of intelligence. Pinkie is the quick-witted empath and Twilight is the trivia nuke who prefers to plan-out her actions (although Pinkie is no stranger to devious plans, as Gilda came to understand). Pinkie is so free-spirited and worry-free since she's confident that she can charm her way out of any situation. Maybe Twilight resents her a little bit for this carefree approach (growing up as the princess' protege must've been a stressful upbringing, as we can tell by how high-strung Twilight is around Celestia), which is why she toils so much against her in Feeling Pinkie Keen, wanting so desperately to validate her own approach to conflict (careful planning and logic) over Pinkie's.The secret party cave >>43521898 might've been a bit of missed opportunity not to have a reconciliation moment between Twilight and Pinkie here, with Twilight realizing that Pinkie may not be so different from her, given how much she plans and seems to stress over planning the perfect party in this episode.
>>43545287For Pinkie, electronic dance music maybe even dubstepFor Pinkamena...https://youtu.be/kpnW68Q8ltc
>>43544027> So many people are scared to show their true selves because they believe that people will be annoyed, or they may say the wrong thing or do something cringe. Society is so focused on giving judgement and shame and guilt that it results in people acting like skin walkers; shilling what they know is uncontraversial just to fit into a group they probably don't even like just because they feel like it's better than being alone.Agreed. This was the main takeaway from this episode. I'll just let ponk speak for herself on the matter: https://youtu.be/PAAfddIfbRk?t=630 and act as a great juxtaposition to Rarity who prefers conformity and social vanity over authenticity (tbf though, Rarity does authentically prefer Canterlot culture, rather than cynically wearing it as a veil for conformity).>She always puts her best hoof foward and tries to make their time as pleasant as possible. Albiet, it doesn't always go well, especially in Cranky Doodle's case but I attribute that as a flaw of the writing of that episode.This is one of the things that I respect most about Ponk--her initiative. She's a risk-taker, a go-getter. It takes courage to put yourself out there and try to get people to laugh. It's easy to sit on the sidelines and observe, but it's tough to jump into a conversation and contribute like Ponk does. Jokes don't always land, but she doesn't let that phase her determination and she'll just try again for the next joke.I write a lot about how I think Pinkie is working with a pretty decent intellect under the hood, but her tenacity in this regard throws me for a bit of a loop. High intelligence is a trait that correlates with self-consciousness (see: Twilight), but Pinkie hardly seems to show this kind of weakness at all. I'm sure every one of us has delivered a stinker of a joke at some point and it sticks in our head for the rest of the day while we kick ourself over it, but I don't see this as something that Pinkie would suffer from. Is she oblivious to social disapproval?The real in-universe answer is actually simple. All of Pinkie's jokes land because it doesn't take much to make cartoon horses laugh. Therefore, she never really has to deal with her jokes not being laughed at (except in the exceptional inappropriate situation). It might make for an interesting episode if the writers ever wanted to just play cricket noises every time she tried to be funny it would eventually make her really sad though.>She goes to great lengths to out herself out there, even if it runs the risk of ponies not liking her. Some may be annoyed by her antics, but others, like us, rejoice when we see her.Like I said above, we don't really see this explored in the show. Cranky and Gilda seem to be deliberate exceptions who don't really get along well with much of anypony. As I mentioned in >>43521839, all evidence indicates that Pinkie is very well-liked across equestria (because cartoon horses are easy to please).
>>43549356We also don't really see significant evidence of Pinkie not being accepted or liked for being authentically herself. Like I said, she's pretty popular and has lot's of connections across the land. Again, it would make for an interesting episode to explore Pinkie's Pinkie-ness clashing with certain personality types in a way that's more nuanced than Cranky just being upset because he can't find his donkey waifu. This personality clash is also why the Twilight-Pinkie dynamic is so well liked and a lot of anons seem to prefer the early seasons where these kinds of plots were more commonplace.I think you would also run into the problem that Pinkie's authentic self is intrinsically tied to making others happy, so how do you write a good episode where a people-pleaser is suddenly unpopular (for a reason that isn't arbitrary like other ponies planning your forgotten birthday)?
>>43549356>Is she oblivious to social disapproval?>Party of OneIn this episode, Pinkie can tell something is off. Her friends are avoiding her, and this plays on her fears of her friends wanting to not be friends anymore. I think she is very aware socially, otherwise she'd have blown it off like she normally does.Now I will say that there are moments even in season 1 where she doesn't take the hint that ponies don't want to talk to her. Sadly, her writing is inconsistent. >Griffon Brush Off (Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Gilda)>The real in-universe answer is actually simple. I don't agree with this. I think she accepts that not all jokes are going to land and dosen't take it personally, like in the Baby Cakes episode where they only laugh at her attempt at slap stick (pouring flower on herself). But I believe that people find an odd confort in corny or bad jokes. It gives people a sense of belonging or comfort in being with another person. I miss the times when certain friends would do just that, even if I thought it was the unfunniest thing in the world.> Pinkie is very well-liked across equestria (because cartoon horses are easy to please)That might be part of it, but it's also how she simply cares and takes great steps to remember ponies, what they like, and to remind them that they have a place to belong to. If they always have a friend in Pinkie, and in a land where friendship is held in high regard, that is worth it's weight in gold.
>>43549356This is easily dismantled by how much of a screeching nuisance she became post S2. Rarity might be a vapid whore but Pinkie Pie in most of the shows episodes is worse than modern Spongebob.
>>43549372>I think you would also run into the problem that Pinkie's authentic self is intrinsically tied to making others happy, so how do you write a good episode where a people-pleaser is suddenly unpopular (for a reason that isn't arbitrary like other ponies planning your forgotten birthday)?For all it's flaws I think Heartbreakers is a good prototype for this idea. The easiest way to make Pinkie unpopular is to have her support something unpopular. That can be somepony new (but she's pretty great at accomodating them and is the main go between) but the more sensible approach would be making it something where the unpopular party is actually in the right.AJ's family didn't like how Pinkie's family were doing things, but it was in their home. She had to pick somepony to dissappoint, and she disappointed her family first, so we got to see Pinkie actually face the disapproval of ponies she cared about if only for a moment.My pitch would be something similar: Luna wants a traditional party and hires Pinkie Pie. Pinkie goes all out on researching thousand year old customs and organizing everything at night. Because she's calling contractors out in the middle of the night and having Pinkie get involved with you means staying up till midnight to go to the castle, Pinkie shares in Luna's unpopularness. She also suffers from the fact that she's still exhuberant, but now it's around ponies that are too tired to want to deal with that sort of high-energy interaction. Alternatively, or at the same time, she could be discouraging the festivity that she's usually associated with both because lots of ponies are sleeping and because it's not what Luna wants. I think this could work well because Luna is also a gigglepony but doesn't really get to show it off so she'd pair well with Pinkie privately while still creating conflict between Pinkie and her friends, and the obligation to actually plan the party would create a reason why Pinkie would push through other ponies discomfort with the interactions. And then she'd grow increasingly reserved due to the cold reception, etc.
>>43524322>The reason that it's satisfying to see is because it's finally a situation where you can say "Ok, this is a man's job. Stow the tea parties and group therapy for a moment, sweetheart, it's time to be brave and strong otherwise we're going to get cut into ribbons by a wild animal."So, it's pandering garbage for manchildren? It's exactly this kind of 'lasers are what matters, story and character and thinking things through are just ornaments that nopony should seriously care about' that is the fundamental issue with later seasons that's independent from the stuff which is just bad or spiteful. Like, this is a fundamentally poisonous foundation that runs counter to the entire point of the pilot, where brute force is overcome with friendship. It's also just not what happened but that's neither here nor there.>If I had to defend my stance, I'd say I was lying if I didn't get a little satisfaction out of seeing the show's morality about niceness and friendliness run up against its logical limit. What can a sweet little tea party for little girls do against an indifferent, homicidal maniac beast?Except Pinkie is speaking softly and carrying a big stick. Suddenly disempowering her for some DiD nonsense would be character assassination right from the heart of things: the faux-logical point you're extolling is literally what Twilight is wrong about in the opener that leads into Pinkie's song. We see the Mane 6 contending with monsters all the time. This would just be yet another day.You're dismissing friendship as a tea party for little girls that can't accomplish anything, but that's pretty clearly not the message of the show.
>>43550534>>Party of OneI thought that the circumstances from that episode were a bit different from what I was referring to. Pinkie's friends switching-up on a dime and being secretive trying to avoid her vs a hypothetical plot where nopony finds Pinkie funny no matter how hard she tries to get them to smile. I suppose that the end result would be somewhat similar but I think the betrayal angle from PoO is the unique factor that caused Pinkamena to manifest. PoO is predicated on this contrivance and the resolution is that nothing needs to change because it was a misunderstanding, whereas I was thinking along the lines of "How would Pinkie react if there was a group of ponies who genuinely didn't find Pinkie's jokes worth smiling over?">I think she accepts that not all jokes are going to land and dosen't take it personally, like in the Baby Cakes episode where they only laugh at her attempt at slap stick (pouring flower on herself).Once again, I felt like it wasn't a fair comparison even if the end result is similar. Full-functioning adult giving a deadpan response to your joke vs a newborn who can't understand your words not laughing at your joke. Maybe Pinkie takes potential failure into consideration, but, in-universe, I think that her attempts at humor and levity are so well-received that I'd chalk-it-up to a nonfactor (once again, barring the exceptions I mentioned).If you take the view that she is self-conscious about each joke that she's about to tell, then I think her repeated attempts at humor throughout the show are testament to how brave she is to continue to try to make others smile in spite of the risk of being unfunny. Other anons put a high valuation on Pinkie's courage when it comes to facing equestria's monstrous fauna, but I think I've made a case for her bravery in social situations as well (again, even if she doesn't seem to face many social repercussions for her jokes in-universe)>But I believe that people find an odd confort in corny or bad jokes. It gives people a sense of belonging or comfort in being with another person. I miss the times when certain friends would do just that, even if I thought it was the unfunniest thing in the world.Like I said, I respect that Pinkie is always willing to venture the risk of telling a joke that might not land. She does this because she wants you to smile, and I appreciate that showcase of effort and selflessness moreso than whether or not the joke was delivered with impeccable timing>but it's also how she simply cares and takes great steps to remember ponies, what they like, and to remind them that they have a place to belong toCome for the superficial Pinkie (parties, jokes, cakes, etc.), stay for the deeper character underneath
>>43550624>You're dismissing friendship as a tea party for little girls that can't accomplish anything, but that's pretty clearly not the message of the show.I know that and that's what I admitted to at the bottom of my post. My opinion on this matter was purely derived from my perspective as an outside observer of this universe. I was injecting real-world logic (you can't befriend a wild animal who wants to consume you) into a fictional universe that operates under a very different set of rules than our own (where friendship and cohesiveness are powerful enough to solve any problem, and where all problems are caused by a lack of friendship and cohesiveness). If the scene that I was referring to was treated as a serious plot point in the show, it probably would have been solved by throwing the monster a tea party because that's how this universe works. I don't have any trouble with accepting these rules, I was just poking fun at imagining this as a scenario in our universe, operating under our rules. Essentially, my post was an epic gamer comic "Dude, what if equestria but real life...dude."If pinkamena enjoyers can indulge in their guilty pleasure of pretending that Pinkie is secretly a psycho underneath all of the cotton candy, then I don't see why I can't indulge in my own, imagining that "Bro, if I were there facing that snow monster, things would've gone down differently"
To the ponkflaggot that headcanons that Pinkie had run away from the rock farm, what do you headcanon about her sisters?
>>43550749>PoOYou make a good point. I guess that episode isn't exactly what you were speaking of.>Baby CakesI guess that makes sense too, as they are just babies. >Ponka PoGod I Love this mare!
>>43550908Theyre all mentally broken from emotionally abusive amish parents.
>almost october 1st>no pinktober prompt listbros... is it over?
>>43551285>"Fine, I'll do it myself."Just in case the usual Pinktober Anon doesn't deliver in the next 24 hours or so, I've taken it upon myself to make a prompt list for this year. The annual tradition must live on!
Finishing up the final Pinktober image from last year I never got to.>>43551399Based pinkanon keeping the tradition alive!
>>43551399 (checked)Thx ponkfren. I was wondering where the pinktober prompts were this year.
>>43551399Finally, a creepypasta promptIt only took two years of waiting
>>43551399>>43551760>Creepypasta>More Pinkamena art imminentuUUUNNNFFFF
>>435514181 - Shine On You Crazy Green Anon (part 1 - 5)2 - Welcome to The Party3 - Have a Cupcake4 - Wish You Were Pink 5 - Shine On You Crazy Green Anon (part 6 - 9)very nice art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLjpTtxH4Jo
>>43551399It's october somewhere already!I started drawing and forgot about the costume so I've just gave her a hat>>43551418Holy kino
hungry amre
>>43552911>Visible hamI figured out why Pinkamena would want that sandwich
>>43550799Why ignore 2/3rds of the post and fixate on something irrelevant?>then I don't see why I can't indulge in my own, imagining that "Bro, if I were there facing that snow monster, things would've gone down differently"Sure, then Pinkie would have had to drag your fat and retarded ass to safety.The Mane 6 fight monsters all the time, like I already said. Literally fight. The things that Pinkie is giggling at in the opener are standing in for something vastly more frightening and dangerous. If you introduce the idea that violent solutions are the only way (and they do have violent solutions in the show, but this is a random animal that Pinkie stumbled across (presumably in it's natural habitat) and doesn't have the skills to tame so murdering it would be kind of a dick move - we see them beating up monsters in other settlements in addition to general Everfree violence even outside of the conflicts with villains) then the mares that are both in-the-friendship-logic-of-the-show more brave and heroic and literally in life and death violent situations more brave and heroic would ... still be brave and heroic.>If pinkamena enjoyers can indulge in their guilty pleasure of pretending that Pinkie is secretly a psycho underneath all of the cotton candyBecause you're saying that Pinkie literally in the show isn't brave. You're trying to deflect by talking about something unrelated. You're allowed to have an AU, and you can have characters that wear the character's names act OOC in that AU, but you're saying that the way they would act in that AU reflects how they are in the show and then refusing to defend that position and deflecting when called on it.
>>43552960>Because you're saying that Pinkie literally in the show isn't brave.Pictured here: >>43521841 an expression of bravery and heroism. At this moment, Pinkie was definitely thinking "I'm stronger than you and therefore am not intimidated. I could defeat you, but I will spare your life instead by running away screaming. I am clearly the winner."Why are you getting angry at me for identifying that Pinkie was scared in this scene? I hate to be the first one to apparently break the news to you, but the show's writing isn't always consistent (neither is Pinkie's).
>>43553023>I'm constantly fixated on violence and being perceived as brave so all ponies must be as wellLikeI'd write a strawman mocking you but>"I'm stronger than you and therefore am not intimidated. I could defeat you, but I will spare your life instead by running away screaming. I am clearly the winner."holy fuck I couldn't write a parody more cringe than the way you actually think my god
>>43550799That was really epic.The fact that humor has not advanced past this hurts me, "oooh Mario drugs XD" What if nice character was actually evil or said a swear!? The fruit isn't even hanging, it's six feet under.
>>43553039You really aren't understanding what I'm saying. That was my misgiving with your original reply which is why I didn't respond to the majority of it.>holy fuck I couldn't write a parody more cringe than the way you actually think my godWhat I wrote in quotation was intended to be a sarcastic representation of your argument. You were arguing that Pinkie was brave, and so I applied that framework to the scene in reference. The joke being that this interpretation of the scene (that Pinkie is brave in the face of this snow monster) is completely at odds with her facial expression and ensuing actions. I just want to hear how you reconcile this inconsistency (the brave pony cowering in fear).
>>43553160Anon no>You really aren't understanding what I'm saying.You aren't understanding what anyone is saying.>You were arguing that Pinkie was braveShe is. That's unequivocally true. What I literally claimed is that you are claiming that Pinkie isn't brave. You read my post saying that you're wrong for saying Pinkie is brave, said I misinterpreted you, and are now continuing to claim that she isn't brave.>What I wrote in quotation was intended to be a sarcastic representation of your argument.This argument wasn't made by me, but is evidence of the position you keep defending and essentially the worse possible reading of your claims. The fact that it's what you actually believe is fucking crazy.Not being afraid isn't being brave. The fact that your only conception of 'bravery' is being in no danger whatsoever like it's a videogame is fucking wild. I couldn't write a more retarded parody than your own thinking. Like genuinely you seem to be claiming that you're such a tough guy that you wouldn't be hurt by being shot, and that anyone that's afraid of being shot - including and actually seemingly especially those that put themselves into the line of fire first to lead a group of brave defenders that are putting themselves out there to try to protect others - isn't brave. It's fucking insane.Like it genuinely boggles my mind how fucking insane this perspective is. This is the official, character defining statement about Pinkie that Twilight delivers when she's naming their elements>Pinkie Pie, who banished fear by giggling in the face of danger, represents the spirit of... laughter!>in the face of dangerPinkie Pie confronts danger and moves forward. That's the fucking point. Saying that she's not brave because she's afraid of things even though she resolves to confront them anyway is doing my fucking head in with how batshit retarded it is. But you're totally butchering the posts you're replying to anyway so I assume you just can't read/write and I'm talking to a thirdworlder with 80IQ anyway.
five hundred years of parties>>43545485>Pinkie and AJ 100% will.May actually be wrong. Of course she doesn't necessarily need to be there but the real point is that culturally, dying at a young age may not be how rock ponies approach things. She's planning her folks' 500th anniversary. It's an interesting question because Limestone certainly sees herself as the manager of the farm in a way, so maybe that should be read more literally an in the same way that AJ is the one actually running her family farm maybe Igneous and Cloudy have taken a secondary role already.
>>43553187Two posts ago I already knew this was going to devolve into a semantic discussion about "actually real bravery is x". I'm really not interested in this. I showed an example that runs counter to your assumption that Pinkie is brave. I asked you to provide an explanation of how running away from the snow monster represents bravery. Your explanation:>Pinkie Pie confronts danger and moves forward. That's the fucking point.is explicitly the opposite of what occurs in this scene. She encounters the monster and tries to converse with it. Then the monster swipes and lops off a lock of her hair, prompting her to run away from it.I guess you could make an argument that it's brave to try to talk to a scary cave monster, but I think there's a stronger argument that Pinkie is just a bit oblivious/carefree, thinking that she can charm a wild animal into providing coherent directions (or, in your words: it isn't brave. It's fucking insane.)Pinkie's bravery has been a topic for discussion over the previous few thread. I like discussing Ponk, but you really haven't displayed enough good faith for me to continue to debate with you. It's an ironic trend that I've noticed that the posters who are most eager to school others about the show's morals on friendship (like you did in your first reply) are simultaneously the most disrespectful and derisive towards others. Especially ironic coming from a poster waving a Ponk flag.
>>43553287>is explicitly the opposite of what occurs in this scene.No, it's literally the exact thing that is depicted on screen. She runs forward both literally and metaphorically towards Yakyakistan.>Two posts ago I already knew this was going to devolve into a semantic discussion about "actually real bravery is x". I'm really not interested in this.Saying that you knew that you were wrong before you said something retarded doesn't make what you said not retarded.>I showed an example that runs counter to your assumption that Pinkie is brave.No, you showed an example that is orthogonal at best to Pinkie being brave but realistically does (and was intended to) show that she was brave.>I guess you could make an argument that it's brave to try to talk to a scary cave monsterCorrect.>but I think there's a stronger argument that Pinkie is just a bit oblivious/carefree>it isn't brave. It's fucking insane.Obviously wrong. If your argument is "Pinkie is retarded and doesn't recognize the danger" then you literally haven't seen the show. There's only so many times the show can be directly quoted and you ignore it before it becomes clear that you're just shitting yourself in public and don't care about the character/show in the least and we're way, way past that.>I like discussing PonkPretty obviously not considering your total refusal to engage with her depiction in the show.
>>43553305>She runs forward both literally and metaphorically towards Yakyakistan.Watch the scene again, she clearly runs away from the monster (the danger). It is pure coincidence that she comes upon yakistan after scrambling away from the monster. The snow monster is the obvious locus of this scene that I've been referring to since it, not yakistan, represents the danger that needs to be confronted (not for the plot to progress, but for Pinkie to achieve the criterion of "bravery)>Obviously wrong. If your argument is "Pinkie is retarded and doesn't recognize the danger" then you literally haven't seen the show.Can you tell me why her expression changes in >>43521841? Once again, is this an expression of bravery? Does this convey that she knew that she was dealing with a dangerous beast beforehand? Why does it look like she's caught completely off-guard by the interaction if she recognized the danger from the start/took it seriously?I'll offer a scene from another animated series that, I think, better represents the conception of bravery that you are trying to read into this scene. https://youtu.be/0FPva6XmcVA?t=131 Here, aang is obviously frightened, but keeps a calm composure and persists in the face of danger, completely understanding the stakes of the situation and how to avoid calamity. Contrast this with Pinkie https://youtu.be/2TQZx4VFWPo?t=961 who tries to converse with a wild beast like it's just the same as any pony she'd meet on the street (classic Pinkie). When this doesn't go well for her, she gets visibly flustered and doesn't display any follow-through, instead choosing to retreat opposite the direction of the danger. I see no evidence that Pinkie was attempting to treat the monster as a serious threat here. If you want to say that it was Pinkie 5d chess and she had a handle on the situation from the start, then knock yourself out, but I disagree. I maintain that it's inconsistent character writing--sometimes she's brave (giggle at the ghosties) sometimes she's afraid (Bridle Gossip).If this scene was an accurate representation of Pinkie's bravery, then she would have lackadaisically brushed-off the monster's assault, offering some quip along the lines of, "Sheesh, if you don't know the directions to yakistan, just say so, silly!" and bounced away smiling in typical Pinkie fashion.
>>43553385>Once again, is this an expression of bravery?Yes.>The snow monster is the obvious locus of this scene that I've been referring toIt's not. Her goal is to reach Yakyakistan. The beast is just an obstacle, which she overcomes.
>>43553408aaannd my joke in >>43553023 has run it's course. Now you are literally adopting the position that I said you would.>"Yes, screaming and running away is brave. Yes, I have overcome this monster by fleeing from it."Let's just agree to disagree. We obviously have very different interpretations of this scene. Maybe another anon will provide some new ideas to this discussion at a later point.
>>43553408Sorry, one more idea here for closure>Her goal is to reach Yakyakistan. The beast is just an obstacle, which she overcomes.I maintain that Pinkie reaching yakistan after this scene was just coincidence, not a result of her overcoming the danger. In this moment, >>43521841 Pinkie is not thinking about throwing the perfect party to make the yaks feel welcome, she is thinking, "My life is in jeopardy. I need to remove myself from this situation immediately. I don't care where I go, I just need to get away." She is not in control of the situation, and therefore, is not able to plan a decision about which direction to flee in. It just so happens (because cartoons have a 21 minute runtime) that she flees in the direction of her goal, thus expediting the plot.Really, unless you think that her apparently fearful expression is a facade for the viewer (like >>43534766 said), I don't see any other explanation for this series of events. Maybe can argue that Pinkie puts on a brave face initially, but she sure doesn't maintain that gumption once the stakes are raised and she realizes the genuine danger that she has found herself in. She then reacts to this danger by running away because she was scared.
>>43553447>I maintain that Pinkie reaching yakistan after this scene was just coincidence, not a result of her overcoming the danger.Anon she literally runs towards the beast to get to Yakyakistan.>Pinkie is not thinking about throwing the perfect party to make the yaks feel welcome, she is thinking, "My life is in jeopardy. I need to remove myself from this situation immediately. I don't care where I go, I just need to get away."This is literally the most out of character thing she could possibly be thinking.I'm really curious how this random animal just in a cave that she happened to come across is a mortal threat that is infinitely more dangerous than>Nightmare Moon (who Pinkie knows essentially nothing about, so this might as well be pony satan)>Chrysalis>bugbears>Discord>huge dragons>Tirek>etc.Like obviously it's not, you're just being a disingenuous retard, but like holy fuck man.>Maybe can argue that Pinkie puts on a brave face initially, but she sure doesn't maintain that gumption once the stakes are raised and she realizes the genuine danger that she has found herself in.What the fuck are you talking about? She gets surprised and then puts on a brave face. Again, bravery isn't not being in danger. Holy fuck you are so stupid it's unbelievable. It's especially amazing that this is in service of an ITG routine where you literally are daydreaming about fighting the monster and need to completely assassinate Pinkie's character (like literally 180 degree reverse it) to dream of a world where doing so would be the appropriate thing to do.
>>43553471>Anon she literally runs towards the beast to get to Yakyakistan.NTA but she should've lead it to the yaks so they could all be eaten and Equestria spared of their existence
>>43553471>lining up the scene perfectly to find a single frame to make it look like Pinkie is deterministically scowling at the monsterHoly dishonest argument>she literally runs towards the beastPictured: Pinkamena Diane Pie running directly toward the snow monster, irrefutable evidence that she was not scared>inb4 look at the hoof prints she was running laterally to it for half a second!you're embarrassing yourself and you have destroyed your credibility
>>43553475My first thought when I saw the episode originally was that the Yaks were going to deal with it and that would relate to the solution for the episode (since this was the first thing that happened in their lands), but it ended up being a pretty background detail.>Equestria spared of their existenceExterminating the yaks would be a bit like killing everyone on north sentinel island. It'd be trivial for the ponies to do and they have to go out of their way not to prevent incidental disasters / massive social upheaval just from making contact, but it also doesn't really get them anything. The real blame for Yaks showing up at high society events just lies at Celestia's hooves, much the same as Discord disrupting the Galas and the like, and is just a product of her own shit taste. If she couldn't bring in Yaks for her entertainment she'd just get Twilight to find a new type of savages to parade around at her parties and nothing much would change.
>>43553488>inb4 look at the hoof prints she was running laterally to it for half a second!Dude you're literally posting inb4's that are just you conceding exactly what I said. She doesn't "run away", she "continues". If she was running directly away she'd go almost exactly directly away. She reacts, and then jumps OUT of the snow and lands closer to it, and then runs closer to it still.>Holy dishonest argumentIt's truly wild that you're trying to call anyone dishonest (for things that never said, even) while ranting and raving against the core characterization of the character and the literal contents of the show. You have not even pretended to respond to any part of the many posts explaining why you're retarded and have been constantly making shit up in direct contradiction to the core themes of the show.Just stop. Watch the show. Stop shitposting. Learn to read and write and stop being an ESL thirdworlder.Anon this is her facing literally the most dangerous creature in the show, possibly in existence, after it has already hurt her and all of her friends. She did the same thing a season earlier when there wasn't any basis to expect that they were going to succeed.
>>43553502>If she was running directly away she'd go almost exactly directly away.:s/almost exactly directly away/almost exactly back the way she came
>>43553502>almost exactly directly away/almost exactly back the way she cameOnce again, my arguments for this are: 21 minute runtime constraint necessitating that characters reach their goals in a timely manner; Pinkie being too genuinely afraid to be able to care about a silly yak party in this moment>making shit up in direct contradiction to the core themes of the showI was very clear about this from the start. "Dude, what if we applied real world logic to Equestria...that would be epic" I think you are too dogmatically focused on overarching themes to be able to engage with any actual evidence that's been presented to you. I'm not even discussing themes with you, we're arguing about character writing and motivation in a single scene. Get off your high horse like you're the board-appointed defender of sacred equestrian ideals and just engage with the evidence and arguments. I'm not calling you dishonest because of what you said, I'm calling you dishonest because you're cherrypicking frames from the show to suit your argument while ignoring evidence to the contrary.>your picrelGreat choice. 2 seconds before that frame, she was lackadaisically enjoying chocolate milk rain from a cotton candy cloud. This is the epitome of a character who takes existential threats seriously. Like I said in >>43553287>but I think there's a stronger argument that Pinkie is just a bit oblivious/carefreeI think the brave/cowardly debate is a false dichotomy. I'm of the opinion that Pinkie does get scared sometimes (Bridle Gossip, Dragonshy picrel, there was a moment in A Friend in Deed where she was scared of spiders, Scare Master), but generally treats dire situations with a carefree approach. I think this explains the contradiction in your picrel: she's super serious about an existential threat despite having just enjoyed a silly chocolate milk rain shower (we'll just ignore that her gritting her teeth there is obviously performative and played as a joke). I'm surprised that I really need to spell-out that the silly laughter character doesn't always act serious, but people really latched onto "Giggle at the Ghosties" and interpreted that as Pinkie being some kind of badass who never flinches or is afraid, despite evidence to the contrary.If you want more of an explanation than this, then maybe Pinkie sense gives her selective precognition kind of like >>43534830>alicorns have a Pinkie Sense/Maud Sense equivalent? It's actually a reasonable way to explain why they're so lackadaisical about national emergencies since they might have advance knowledge that it's going to work out.Or I've also elaborated here >>43513185>The rest of the 6 aren't around to drive the plot forward and take things seriously, so that task falls pretty much squarely on PinkieIt seems like you are capable of normal discussion in >>43553491, why couldn't you extend the same decorum to me over a disagreement? Embody the ideals of the show which you purport to value
>>43551399PINKTOBER 2026 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! GO GO GO GO GO
>>43551399Starting off pinktober with an early day 1
>>43553544>Once again, my arguments for this are: 21 minute runtime constraint necessitating that characters reach their goals in a timely mannerNot an argument, and again, this would only give more weight to the many times the show stops everything and beats you over the head with the character defining moments like Pinkie's song or Twilight's description of her as the Element of Laughter.>I was very clear about this from the start. "Dude, what if we applied real world logic to Equestria...that would be epic"Real world logic says that you're wrong, and has nothing to do with the line of discussion, and all of this was already addressed, and you've glossed over that without addressing it at all to continue trolling. Go back and read the posts that you've consistently refused to engage with at all.>I think you are too dogmatically focused on overarching themes to be able to engage with any actual evidence that's been presented to youAnon you're the one ignoring the direct evidence of the show that has been presented to you repeatedly.>I'm calling you dishonest because you're cherrypicking frames from the show to suit your argument while ignoring evidence to the contrary.There is no evidence to the contrary. There is no cherrypicking. There is an unbroken string of evidence starting with the character definition and carried through consistently in every scene either of us have posted.>Great choice. 2 seconds before that frame, she was lackadaisically enjoying chocolate milk rain from a cotton candy cloud. This is the epitome of a character who takes existential threats seriously.Correct. See: See: Giggle at the Ghosties, Element of Laughter speech, etc.>but I think there's a stronger argument that Pinkie is just a bit obliviousIncorrect. See: Giggle at the Ghosties, Element of Laughter speech, etc.>I think the brave/cowardly debate is a false dichotomy.It's not.>I'm of the opinion that Pinkie does get scared sometimes (Bridle Gossip, Dragonshy picrel, there was a moment in A Friend in Deed where she was scared of spiders, Scare Master), but generally treats dire situations with a carefree approach.That's called "being brave".>I think this explains the contradiction in your picrelThere is no contradiction.>why couldn't you extend the same decorum to me over a disagreement?Because, you stupid fucking faggot, you started this conversation by ignoring two thirds of the reply to you and cherry picking something completely unrelated, constantly deliberately misinterpret posts and skipping every part of them you have no reply for, and are asserting that a character's core trait is completely false in blatant contradiction to all evidence. You are either trolling or so stupid that it isn't possible for human beings to communicate with you.You're basically asking me why I'm not seriously engaging your argument that a #FF0000 square is green because you personally have done a one finger pushup on the moon while ignoring every reply.
>>43553629Your first reply where you implied (and later asserted) that I was a manchild who was looking to be pandered to? Not very respectful on your part. You drew first blood and I've hardly responded in kind. You really should try to be more like the character that you flag your posts with and just try laughing a bit. The thread will be nicer for it.
>>43553629And, frankly, I didn't anticipate that you would take the topic so seriously. I tried to deescalate in my first reply to you assuring you that this wasn't a topic that I was taking very seriously, but you insisted on blowing things out of proportion and turning this into the most derogatory lesson about friendship that I could imagine. Arguing with you ceased to be productive long ago, but I continued to do so just to demonstrate for the record and to share my thoughts, hoping that other anons could glean some use from the ideas that were expressed.Fwiw I think you have a unique perspective, to some extent, but you are too dogmatic and can't accept any of the merit in disagreements. It's not an objective way to argue or discuss, and it really hurts the merit of your arguments from the perspective of an impartial observer when you can't admit fault/reconcile inconsistencies.
>>43553652Anon, you are perhaps the most pathetic manchild on this board, and that's really an achievement.>"Bro, if I were there facing that snow monster, things would've gone down differently"Truly embarrassing.>You really should try to be more like the character that you flag your posts with and just try laughing a bit. The thread will be nicer for it.Ah yes, the last refuge of someone that's been called out on trolling, use the character that they're shitting on as a shield. Except, y'know, she's never hesitated to call a spade a spade when they force their way in and start aggressively being a cunt - which you'd know if you actually watched the show.
>>43553676>all this waffling to avoid actually reading any of the posts that replied to youHow unexpected.>Fwiw I think you have a unique perspectiveI don't. Everyone who has watched the show thinks this because it's literally spelled out in the opening.>it really hurts the merit of your arguments from the perspective of an impartial observer when you can't admit fault/reconcile inconsistencies.Posting something that proves that you are wrong isn't a fault/inconsistency in someone else's argument, anon. You are wrong - only you. Nobody else needs to admit fault.
>>43553679>>"Bro, if I were there facing that snow monster, things would've gone down differently"Have you ever considered that this might not be an entirely serious opinion? Perhaps it was even somewhat of a joke? Do people usually preface serious opinions with the word "Bro"? It is truly baffling that I need to explain the concept of a joke to a Pinkie Poster.
>>43553688What is that? the fourth post of mine that's gotten digits in this argument? Consecutive numerals speak for themselves.
>>43553688Anon, you already presented it as a fantasy, and it's pretty fucking clear what you meant in context.Like holy shit. I can't fucking imagine how many things I would need to explain to you to make it obvious how everyone can see the spirit in which this was intended you can't try to walk this back by just calling it a joke. We understand comedic tone, we understand the framing, that doesn't change the general thrust. Holy fuck you're so disingenuous and stupid. It's unreal.Just stop posting. You can't read or write and you can't or refuse to parse the show. You can improve the world by not being in it.
>>43553701>Just stop posting. You can't read or write and you can't or refuse to parse the show. You can improve the world by not being in it.Most joyful Pinkie Poster. Try laughter.
please stop arguing I just wanna see cute images of my waifu
>>43553737No! We WILL derail the thread with meaningless bickering and WILL cancel Pinktober over it!
>>43553701You wouldn't happen to have been in the "Write what's on your mind" thread from the other day, would you? There was a very disrespectful ponk poster in that thread as well >>43546278 who was incredibly dogmatic about his interpretation of the show's cannon. He was also unable to understand the concept of a joke, instead arguing that everypony in the show has pyrokinetic abilities based off of the evidence that twilight bursts into flames for a moment in "Feeling Pinkie Keen". No doubt a unique perspective that literally everything shown to us on screen is cannon, but it's much simpler just to admit that the writing isn't 100% consistent and there's ample room for interpretation. Otherwise, you twist yourself into a pretzel with mental gymnastics trying to make inconsistencies agree with each other.Oh and since you definitely aren't the same poster as >>43540955, take a look at the two strongest earth ponies in all of equestria (Pinkie and Maud) struggling to push a boulder so much so that they have to enlist the help of the absolute lowest tier pony in the show (Applejack) to get that boulder moving.Of course, if I'm being schizo, then just ignore and that will be the end of it. This has nothing to do with you.
>>43553829Take your meds
pinktober bump
>Kirin thread slid offOh well...
>"what are YOU looking at?"
>>43551399Ignore the sloppy chickun, this isn't about her>>43554291Something gigantic...
>>43551399Sure is Pinktober in here.>>43553737>please stop arguing I just wanna see cute images of my waifuAgreed, we need pictures! Pictures of Pinkie Pie!
>>43523026Fetish scenario where she drugs you at a party and follows you into a bedroom to take advantage of you after the drugs kick in
>>43554496with your permission to enact this roleplay scenario of course and tries her best to act extra creepy and predatory
Good luck to all the drawfags for Pinktober!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5SzN2r9K60
I'd draw something for Pinktober, but I still draw at a /bale/ level so maybe next year. Thank you for being awesome, drawfags!
If I'm writing a ponk green what would be etiquette for the more risqué part of the story? Spoilers? Leave that part in a pastebin link to be read or ignored? Or should i just let it rock?
>>43551399Love office mares
>>43551399It begins…
>>43555096holy unf
>>43551399Day 2 with secretary Pinkie working at the office
>>43553599I love herWhat brush did you use?
>>43556124I use various brushes in Krita mostly the built-in ones as well as the deevad pack
>>43551399Dunno where I was going with this
>>43554782>but I still draw at a /bale/ levelThis shouldn't stop you! Come on anon, draw some ponk right now!
>>43551399REEEEEEEEEE I COMPLETELY FORGOTThank you Anon for making prompts this year! Looks like I need to catch up.
>>43554804>We can't have porn so we'll learn to write better - Anons to the coreJust post it, writefriend
>>43551399>mfw drawing backgroundsI really oughta learn my lesson and keep these simple.
>>43556772reminds me of
>>43555096whoa mama>>43556129based Kritachad>>43554782My drawings for the first Pinktober were absolute dogshit, but they're a great way to see how you improve over time. No better time to start than now, anon!
>>43551399Don't have much time so a bit sloppy job today, but Triskie is here too!
>you don't know when she did it>the party was already a blur of colorful little horses running to and fro>between the dancing and laughter and loud conversations, you hadn't thought twice about watching your drink when you set your cup on the table>but something was in it. That much was abundantly clear. >your teeth still hurt from the last party so you steered clear of the triple-decker ice cream sandwiches and the chocolate fountain cupcake dipping station >that said, you could never say no to a cup or two of Pinkie's famous six-berry party punch>soon a cup or two turned into about six or seven>Rarity was the first to noticeAnonymous, darling, are you feeling okay? You're looking a little...unbalanced.>What do you mean? I feel totally fine. >then Rainbow DashWhat's the matter, Anon? Can't handle all this awesome partying all at once?>I'll show you awesome party...all at wuhhhh..>your voice begins to trail off as you feel your arms becoming a little heavier than usual>A few minutes later, you notice a slightly blurry Twilight Sparkle walking up to you out of the corner of your eyeAnon are you alright? A couple ponies mentioned that you didn't quite look yourself. If you're tired, maybe you should try to get a quick nap in. I'm sure Pinkie would understand.>she always was the smart one. >as you turn to find somewhere to lay down for a second, a pink blur bounces up right in your face>the premiere party pony herself, one Pinkamena Diane Pie, almost as if on cueAwhhh Nonny are you feeling a little partied out? If you want, there's a nice quiet bedroom you can use that's faaaar away from all this noise!>before you can respond she's already nudging you down the hall>down the hallway is a row of closed doors with just one slightly ajar at the end>guess that's the bedroom >as you turn your head to confirm with Pinkie, she's nowhere to be found>you didn't even hear that weird boing sound that happens when she jumps with all four of her legs together>eh fuck it>as you stumble into the doorway, you notice the room is indeed nice and quiet>dark too.>with just a little bit of light from the main party room flitting down the hallway, you can just barely make out the bed a few feet away from you>taking a shockingly heavy step you start for the bed and immediately losing your balance, barely managing to catch yourself with your hands before your face hits the floor>what the hell happened to you? This doesn't feel like you're just tired.>with the last of your strength you manage to drag yourself up onto the bed. >luckily this bed is big enough to fit your entire body unlike the usual tiny pony beds you're stuck avoiding>whose room is this anyways?>your swirling haze of questions is cut short by the sound of the door you left cracked quickly slamming shut>what the fuck was that?
>finding yourself now in total darkness, you notice the room isn't just quiet, but eerily silent, as if there isn't a raging party of rowdy horses right down the hall. >you try to sit up but find your body is totally paralyzed and every limb weighs a thousand poundsNooonnnyyyyyyy>what sounds like Pinkie's voice softly reverberates through the room>or maybe it's just that your brain feels like it's turning into a cloud of fogNoooonnyyyyyyyyyyy>you hear her again but something's off>there's none of the usual joy or warmth in her voice>it sounds more like the singsong intonation of a creepy kid from a bad horror movie trailer>her voice fades and the room is silent once again>you hear a bump in the far corner of the room but can't turn your head in the direction of the sound>slow soft footsteps that sound like hooves make their way across the room towards you until you feel them step onto the bed and shift your weight slightly>the crack at the bottom of the bedroom door allows only the smallest bit of light into the room>just enough to barely make out the other person in the room with you>Pinkie Pie stands over you, her eyes staring directly into yours >but instead of the happy and bubbly goofball everybody knows and loves, she stares silently back at you with eyes devoid of any joy, glee, or any other emotions whatsoever >Pinkie?>you try to say but the word dies in your throat as your tongue sits limply in your mouth and your lips refuse to obey>the deafening silence continues until it's broken by a deep growling hissEvery. Party.>...huh?Every. Party. I throw. You ignore me. Time and time again. >her words never rise above a whisper but you can practically feel every syllable slapping you in the face. >despite her obvious frustration, you never see a muscle in her face twitch for an instant, much less a single change in her cuttingly emotionless eyes bearing down on you.Everything I did was to impress you. Everything. The nacho piñata. Colonel Pinkie's Confetti Battalion. The Walk on Two Legs and Complain About Everything Party. All for you. But did you notice? Of course you didn't. >at this point flecks of saliva dot your face as Pinkie attempts to restrain her voice to a low roarBut no more. You can't ignore me this time. Pinkie's gonna get exactly what she wants and you're not gonna stop me!>what the hell does that mean?>you weakly attempt to lift your right arm but Pinkie's hoof slams it back down against the mattress>wordlessly, she pins your left arm down with her other hoof I told you>her words spit from her mouth like venomI told you I'm going to get what I want from you.>before you can formulate another thought, Pinkie's eyes close as quickly as her head drops to meet yours and lock you deeply in a kiss>despite your entire body being totally numb and useless to control, this you can feel perfectly >her lips continue pressing into yours as your mouth is forced open by her tongue as it wraps around yours
>this whole sensation happened so quickly you were barely able to process it, no thanks in part to whatever poison now surges through your entire body>with as much strength as you can muster, you barely manage to moan out a collection of flat sounds from the back of your throat that nopony on earth would be able to begin to comprehend >except Pinkie, of course. Somehow. No Nonny I didn't drug you, silly!>her voice has faded to a slightly sweeter tone I just slipped a little party favor into your drink when you and Applejack were bobbing for candy apples>you recall not noticing the apples were floating in a large tub of warm melted caramel >you're really glad you let Applejack take her turn first>Pinkie snaps you back to attention as she begins thrusting her tongue further into your mouth while gyrating her chest against yours, every thrust causing her to moan so intensely you can feel the vibration in the back of your throat >after what feels like either seconds or hours, Pinkie breaks the connection between her mouth and yours, a long rope of saliva still holding on between your tongue and hers>as Pinkie stands up, the strand of saliva breaks and leaves your tongueIn the darkness, you can barely make out the sight of Pinkie Pie looking at you the way a predator looks at its prey about to be devoured>her tongue hangs lazily out of her mouth with the mix of your saliva and hers trailing hanging off her tongue, down her chin, and ending just slightly at the top of her neck, glistening sweetly in her fur from the small amount of light entering the roomI forgot to tell you, Nonny>she whispers almost playfully Keeping you still isn't the only thing my party favor did for us>perhaps due to the general numbness all over your body, you failed to notice a considerable bulge rising up in your pantsPinkie maneuvers down the bed towards your feet, your hazy vision quickly losing sight of her as she sinks into total darkness>you can barely feel a thing but you hear the sound rustling as Pinkie clearly begins slowly undoing the button on your pants and even more slowly pulling down your zipper>how the hell is she doing that anyways?>before you can ponder this important question further, everything you were wearing below your waist is pulled down, exposing your own personal party cannon to the cold open air>cold only for a second before every last inch is smothered in warm wet pressure bobbing up and down excitedly >if not for the fact you had been drugged at a party and were now in a state of mind divorced from reality, you would think Pinkie Pie pinned you down and was sucking your dick>you're probably hallucinating and that's probably not what's happening>evidence against you however was the lewd slurping sounds and feeling of a hot tongue rubbing up and down the length of your shaft matching the rhythm of soft lips vacuum sealed around your most sensitive organ
>thoughts swirl like a vortex as every last ounce of brainpower gives way to animalistic pleasure the second Pinkie hooks her front two legs under your only two legs and pulls you in so deeply that you can feel your dick firmly planted in the back of her throat>slowly she pulls her head back away from your hips, making sure you feel every millimeter of her tongue dragging against your skin before the tip of your manhood exits her lips with a loud wet pop>for a second she disappears completely back into the darknessAre you ready, Nonny?>she whispers from somewhere in front of you>not that you could answer anyways>suddenly Pinkie pounces out of the dark directly on top of you>in one swift motion she somehow aims her hips to align perfectly with yours causing you to slide into her sopping wet marehood so perfectly the sensation hits you like a sledgehammer to the back of the head>a sledgehammer of pleasure >quicker than your body could possibly register, Pinkie's hips thrust into yours over and over and over so aggressively that no more than two or three inches of your dick are ever exposed before she slams herself back down on you>all the while, Pinkie's arms are wrapped tightly around your neck>her ragged breathy moans through clenched teeth pouring directly into your ear as drool pours down her chin>right now your body can't feel much>but it sure can feel this>and it feels fucking incredible >Pinkie's body seems to pick up on this fortunate information as her short methodical thrusts devolve into messy mindless humping as her eyes roll back and her tongue bounces out of her open mouth as wildly as her tail bounces on top of you>desperate for every last bit of you, her brain regains just enough control to add a forward motion to her thrusts causing the weight of her pleasingly plump rump to aid in sliding your dick against her hungry womb>unable to tell where one slippery thrust ends and the next begins you can feel her muscles starting to tense up>It Is Time>not even sure how you've made it this long, her vaginal muscles contract and squeeze your dick with a force so intense you feel yourself losing consciousness >with a final hump, Pinkie takes your entire length and slams it into her cervix, the pain almost causing her to wince if not for the feeling of your hot seed releasing directly into her womb instead causing her twitching eyes to roll back in her head and her tongue to hang out of her open mouth>Pinkie weakly swings her hips a few times in a shaky attempt to milk your cock completely before her mind goes blank as well>staring down from upon her trophy, she grins to herself >her eyes flutter shut as she weakly rolls off of you and collapses next to you on the bed>feeling her womb full of your cum starting to leak between her thighs she squeezes her legs together so as not to waste a single drop>still gently panting, Pinkie turns to give you one last kiss before she joins you in succumbing to blissful sleep
I should have written a proper epilogue yesterday when i was in the writing mood and i just can't find the words right now but long and short it's reveal ponk has been your gf or something and the preceeding evening's events were CNC roleplay that Pinkie was a little weird about but had fun pretending and is glad you enjoyed yourself
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>>43556603>>43556777Tell you guys what, I'll draw something on tomorrow. get ready for "sovl".
>>43556532>>43556772I hope a miserable and drowsy Pinkamena comes back home from work and beats me for not putting dinner on the table fast enough
I think Maud's addition and her character trait are kind of pointless tbdesu
>>43558853The hypothetical of Maud is a good idea but she's introduced into the story too late and handled too clumsily for it to workWe already know that Pinkie is a sensitive sort so having the sister that she leaned on show up and Pinkie have to overcome that infantalized mindset she might adopt around her is a valid beat. But they really don't do that; Pinkie never drops her idiot ball in Maud episodes, and they become quite painful to watch specifically whenever Pinkie is on the screen which is a real curse. As a backstory element she's quite good though IMO. You can easily see how Pinkie and her would get along since Maud has niche and extreme interests and does care deeply care about humor/joy but doesn't have the same ability to translate that interest into a connection to the average pony.As a character independent of Pinkie she's generally a pretty good addition once the writers find their feet for her though. She works great as a foil to Starlight and is very effective as the Pinkie to her Twilight. Maud cuts through her insecurities and just approaches her as a friend in the same way that Pinkie takes Twilight's neuroticism and just runs with it and turns it into something to bond over. Rock Solid Friendship would be one of the best late season episodes if only Pinkie was handled with a bit more tact (although tactless handling of Pinkie is the central conflict, so I don't know how exactly you're rewrite it to do this).
Also Maud seems to translate over quite well to fanworks and especially to comics which has lead to some bangers
>>43558872I'd have to watch the episodes again, but from what I remember I think I enjoyed the older maud episodes more when it was just Pinkie being in the know about Maud and her emotional state. I think it is very relatable situation I've had in this fandom where some people are stone cold and expressionless and it becomes difficult to decern what they are thinking. But they turn out to be good folk, they just have difficulty expressing themselves, and very good at helping you out when you're in need. Pinkie, being very observant, at least in an emotional sense, is able to pick up subtle hints as to how Maud is feeling which shows how close they are to one another. I do agree that Pinkie does act silly or overly naive in these episodes just so that Maud can shine, but I also like what Maud represents: looks can be decieving. She seems apathetic and odd, but when it comes down to brass tax, she is a good friend who helps others. Doesn't excuse the quality of writing, but I still think it does a decent job of getting the point across.
>>43557970Won't have time; Tuesday it is.
>>43512660>deltatroonbrimstone
>>43559814It's either that or a black skinned anon.And anons were being a bit more vocal about the black guy so I'm using Kris as a self insert. Nothing against the green question mark anonymous I'm just bored of it.
>>43560246>I'm just bored of it.Then just use a normal human instead of outing yourself as a tranny.
>>43560249>Using a blue genderless human is trans behavior Citation needed actually But I guess back to square one; black anon is back
>>43560263>Using a deltatroon character is trans behavior*FTFY
>>43551399Where my guards at?
>>43560284>Throwing out troon with no evidence to back it upProvide proof
>>43560246>>43560263Tranny and a nigger lover? Your not welcomed here. Mlp is about friends, magic,and loyalty. Something niggers and troons aren't capable of.
>>43560295>nigger loverAnon they can simply be black and like Ponk what's with this ridiculous leap of logic
good morning /pnk/!
>>43560700Checked
>>43560295the show literally dogs on chuds like you btw, the messaging of mlp is strictly anti-racist , you are a larper and a fake fan
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>>43560707You can be black and not be a niggerWell not you specificallyOther people can thoughAlso Pinkie is performatively racist for fun all the time and one of the very first episodes is her pushing through her prejudice to extend the hoof of friendship to somecreature only to have the prejudice that she did so much to bury proven completely right to the point that her best friend feels she has to apologize to everypony for ever having brought them there.Really ponka stands up to belligerent non-ponies all the damn time
>>43551399This thread really is a roll of the die every time I come here
>>43561024I would let Sergeant Pie boss me around
>>43551399Big stretch>>43561050As you should, she totally knows what she’s doing
>>43551399ENTER, Kiepie PinDespite her colorful appearance, she hates everything involving parties, having fun, and generally wants you to be as miserable as possible
night time bump
>>43551399Hooves, but no hooves>>43561081Exquisite taste
>>43551399Late day 3. I finished this yesterday but wasn't sure if I was happy how it came out. Still I wanted to commit to doing this daily
>>43551399And early day 5 with Pinkie the clown. I'll do day 4 when I can think of a good alternate universe idea
>>43562370>>43562373cute!
boop!
>>43563547>Grab hoof>Lick it>Drench frog and sole with in saliva>Refuse to let go when Pinkie pulls on it>Continue to french kiss the hoof>Has to be bucked unconscious by LimestoneGIWTWM
w-where is everypony?
>>43563903Planning your birthday party
>>43551399Not funny
>>43551399Content warning: Deltarune
>>43563903been hanging back for a bit...observing
>>43564104Would she slap my hand away if I try to honk her nose?
>>43564982It would be extremely painful, that's for sure
Pinktober bump! Have you drawn yet today, artfrens?
>>43551399>>43565498Day 6 with the Queen of Ponk herself
>>43551399>>43556603>>43556777I'm a day early, but I did promise I'd make something. Behold Honeypie and her pet bee.
>>43551399The forgotten pop star>>43565766Bee-utiful, Anon!
>>43565997I'm happy with how it turned out considering my skill level, but her neck looks off, and the ear and eye should be closer together, the bee stripes are different sizes, line work is really bad in some places, her nose outline shouldn't go into her face, and those are just the one I can spot. Still, I am happy I did it. May wife looks so happy in this!
>>43551399More cringe.>>43565766>>43566131You've got a good eye for where you can improve, but just remember to be proud of what you make. Keep up the good work!>>43565997Love the reference and pose!
>>43565766Kino alert
>>43565997I bet she's the kind to throw her panties out into the crowd
>>43551399Day 7 bee
>>43551399Phoned it on this one desu>>43565766My recommendation for the neck issue is to think of the body as a bean, the head as a circle, and the neck as a tube that connects the two shapes
>>43566903>>43567008Both very cute and hot. I'd eat her honey!
>>43551399Beenkie Pie
>>43549219>>43547905I finished watching that episode with my buddy! Gotta say, I'm impressed. The "yaks destroying everything" gag was overplayed at the start and Pinkie being super worried felt like it was played up to a point it disregarded her usual optimism and silliness, but I loved her serious monologues through the episode and how focused and determined she was - it showed a serious, brave side of Pinkie that felt very implied by the show to be underneath the surface, but had never really had a moment to come out into the limelight. Her friends finally seeing how much of a schizo she is about planning (and shitposting with her planning, from the 500th birthday celebration shit she did) and loving her for who she was on the inside was so sweet; Ponk started crying on the spot for being loved for who she was and had no issues showing all of her secret plans to her besties. It was such a mask-off moment for Pinkie and it was really sweet. Yeah, had the usual post-S2 flaws for Ponk but I was pleasantly surprised by what they did with her.Her running away from the monster wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be either, it was a quick moment of her being like "oh shit" and then booking it and seeing the bright side of the situation again. Yeah, her giggling as her mane tuft got cut off before breaking into a confident sprint likely would've been a little better but I was anticipating something bad given it was such a far out episode.>Pinkie is so free-spirited and worry-free since she's confident that she can charm her way out of any situation. Maybe Twilight resents her a little bit for this carefree approach (growing up as the princess' protege must've been a stressful upbringing, as we can tell by how high-strung Twilight is around Celestia), which is why she toils so much against her in Feeling Pinkie Keen, wanting so desperately to validate her own approach to conflict (careful planning and logic) over Pinkie's.Yep. Pinkie's entire way of life leads S1 Twilight to view her how a Rick & Morty Redditor sees an old person appreciating flowers and going to church. The whole scene with Pinkie happily sniffing flowers and enjoying the little things while Twilight just sees it as stupid and pointless and sarcastically remarks that "it's because the flowers smell good". She can describe simple joys with logic, but by doing so, alienates herself from being able to experience them like Pinkie does. Ponk's the wise fool in many ways and I love that about her.
>>43544027Oh I loved this post when I first saw it but simply forgot to respond. Pinkie's the epitome of the free spirit. She's so happy and cheerful she just chases joy wherever it is and leaves the bad stuff on the ground where she found it.>So many people are scared to show their true selves because they believe that people will be annoyed, or they may say the wrong thing or do something cringe. Society is so focused on giving judgement and shame and guilt that it results in people acting like skin walkers; shilling what they know is uncontraversial just to fit into a group they probably don't even like just because they feel like it's better than being alone. When you have a world where genuine personality is punished, how do you expect people to have a genuine social connection with one another?This is one of the biggest messages of Pinkie's character. She struggles with feeling like she's too much in S1 and is super clingy as a result, and that balance of authenticity vs "being accepted" seems to be something she's very aware of and contemplates a lot.It makes her open-minded and accepting too. She IS the weird one, so everyone else is just a unique individual like she is, and she always wants that individual to be happy.>>43549356>The real in-universe answer is actually simple. All of Pinkie's jokes land because it doesn't take much to make cartoon horses laugh. Therefore, she never really has to deal with her jokes not being laughed at (except in the exceptional inappropriate situation). It might make for an interesting episode if the writers ever wanted to just play cricket noises every time she tried to be funny it would eventually make her really sad though.I actually disagree with this, funnily enough. She seems to enjoy being the freak and likes dropping gags that don't land, and actively enjoys being a mild nuisance sometimes too.That episode clip is fucking awesome, too. I've always wanted a Pinkie episode about Rarity and Pinkie going to say, Canterlot, and both of their approaches to society completely clashing and it resulting in a friendship problem that needs to be solved. If that's what they finally tackle in this one I'm really excited to get to it. It's fun when the show writers already had an idea you had, kek. Sorry for late responses, lads, I end up running all over the board sometimes and, as a result, sometimes only swing back around to threads I've posted in a lot a little bit later. My condolences for the weird arguing about Ponk earlier in the thread LOL that was so surreal to see.
>>43565766>>43566903>>43567008>>43567481What's all the buzz about?
Bump
I'm working on it, I swear!
Random Penk image because my drawing app just crashed and I lost several hours of progress
I wanna say that I love all of you drawfags. You are our lifeblood.
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>>43569926Bless you for trying and posting anyway, ponkbro
where the fuck are all the pinktober images?
>>43551399>>43570354It took me a little while but day 8 with Piggie Pie as the farm animal
>>43570354I vored them
>>43570537Did she lay that egg?
>>43571039YesSuch are the mysterious workings of Pingy Pi
>>43570415First you jiggle your tail, oink oink oinkThen you wriggle your snout, oink oink oinkThen you wiggle your rump, oink oink oinkThen shout it out, oink oink oink!!God my wife is so fuggin' cute>>43570537>>43571039>>43571551When I blow, I blow... a lot.
Right next to a desert? Snows like hell during the winter? No pegasi to control it? The rock farm's weather seems pretty shitty.
don't let the anni distract you from drawing ponk today!
>>43573961The pies strike me as an example of what the earth ponies that predate peace and stability and trading relationships were doing to get along before they gave rise to weaker strains like the apples>no pegasiNo problem, rocks don't care if it's rain or wind, the desert or the jungle. The ponies there just endure without complaint.>no unicornsNo problem, rocks don't care if it's day or night. The ponies there just endure without complaint.>no friendship and an age full of monsters which fan and feed on conflictThey have strict systems of formal conduct which allow even ponies like Limestone, Maud and Marble (and young Pinkie) to function and interact with other ponies. When these are challenged they politely but firmly circle the wagons and retreat to family configurations where they can keep harmonious. Ponka even offers to leave (her own family home in a family holiday, seemingly without any plans to return) when she feels like she's become one of the ones that's causing a problem.The only thing of real value on the farm is supposedly of draconic origin. It was in a dragon's nest seemingly before recorded history and apocryphally before time began and the ponies took the location. Do we ever get a relative position for the rock farm other than the fact that it's many miles out and the very loose and probably inconsistent direction that characters set out to reach it? I wonder if it's actually on the border of the dragon lands.
>>43551399>not technically discorded>doesn’t care
>>43574306>before they gave rise to weaker strains like the applesDAMN
>>43551399(Not so) gigantic, modest even
>>43574388>>43574561I can fix her!
>>43574397Am I wrong?Granny Smith's folks almost expired as part of a wagon train into the heart of civilization and then were given a substantial land grant by the princess and still weren't going to make it if it weren't for her initiative.Somewhat unrelated but Pinkie comes across as pretty widely read and knowledgeable. Obviously Maud has some of the highest educational attainment we see in the show and once she's older a lot of that is her own study but I do sort of think that all the Pies probably learn a lot more in their homeschooling (?) than the average poner does.
>>43551399Discorded ponk for day 9
>>43574561>>43574925UNFFFFFFFFFF
100 posts remaining -Chey
>>43551399>inb4 no hooves>inb4 uma shit
