Pinkie Pie is cute
>>43509690Nary a single hoof was seen that day as it was confirmed what everyone already knew: OP is a faggot.
>>43509690Wow the legend of OP sucking cocks continues.
>>43509690nice
>>43509690She will not sleep with (You).
>>43509690What is it with barbiefags and slide threads?
>>43509925They're not the real barbiefags. The real ones stay in their generals, just like they did on /poner/ when 4chan was down. Trolls just use barbies for their slidethreads because they're trolls. They used to use Pony Life and G5 for the same reason.
>>43509690True
>>43509932>They're not TRUE barbiefags!>TRUE barbiefags would NEVER do ANYTHING bad EVER!
>>43510390They really aren't though, trolls use barbies because mods have a bias to protect them. The real barbiefag who makes all these threads was the guy seething non-stop during the hack on NHNB that he wouldn't be let in.
>>43509690>draws generic cute girl with pink hair blue eyes and logo>"OH EM GEE SHE SO KYOOT"Save it for /a/, faggot
>>43510747cope
>>43510751>copeWhat year is it? 2018?Get new material fagbait
>>43510758bro already seething xD
>>43509690omg humanized pinkie!!!!I love Ponka so much, human or pony. Human means you get really cute outfits and get to see Ponka express herself in a new way through them, but you miss out on the raw cuteness of pony Ponk and also potentially her giving you pony rides. Truly a dilemma.
I don't like human Ponk, she looks and acts too much like my mom, including her bipolar episodes :^/
>>43511798Your mom is hot and bipolar?You should fuck her, then.
>>43510510but the retards will still reply and get mad neverthelessnewfaggotry is a state of mind
>>43511455this looks very AI yet it's not
>>43511455best pinkie outfit in the show
look at her go
>>43513992cute
>>43513992I love her.
>>43511798Uh what? You can't just say that and then dip
>>43513992https://u.pone.rs/vzjuaasv.mp4
>>43515081awesome
>>43511798unf
>>43509690Yes. Ponk is in at least top 5
>>43515856true
>>43511899>>43515033>>43515841There's nothing to really talk about. The only reason I'm here is because she made really stupid decisions in life. She married my dad because he's a psychopath (who courted her just to spite a man who loved her unconditionally) and she thought he could fix him by being nice to him. The got her breasts reduced because her older sister was jealous of her and would gaslight her constantly while secretly pressing boys to grope her at school. She's also been hospitalized for mental health issues and because none of her brothers or her ex-husband want to support her, the burden is on me, which prevents me from being able to start my own family.It's just really not fun having a Pinkie Pie mom :^/
>>43516661short response to your text but I see Ponk as way more sane than le wacky BPD girl and her clinginess and depressive spiral in Party of One is just because of her severe abandonment issues she's still processing in Season 1also jesus I'm sorryNOWfor the image, thank you for posting more humanized Ponka. I've never seen that one yet, it's cute.I actually don't like the EqG art style and skin colors that much and was really disappointed when it started to become the bulk of the "humanized" art post-EqG. I wish the EqG and humanized threads didn't have to be the same. Lotta unique art styles and interpretations all bulldozed by the Monster High look and the same few handful of outfits.
>>43516702I agree with your sentiment. Unfortunately, not only is EQG Ponk pink-skinned, she is, objectively, bipolar. It's fine with a bipolar bitch is hot and you're fucking her, thought, so ehh, whatevs...
>>43516714>she is, objectively, bipolarOh, yeah, I actually never got into EqG so I've only heard bits about that scene. I always just figured it was her going through her Party of One abandonment spiral but in the EqG timeline, with this particular Pinkie having not gotten over that rough patch yet and Sunset kind of triggering it, from what I heard.They probably saw how popular the more wacko Ponk shit was in the fandom and wanted to throw the fans a bone, maybe, haha.Whatever the case, Pinkie's always been much more well adjusted, genuinely happy (and not just manic), and very strong in my eyes, and of course my love for those traits transfers to humanized Ponka too.
>>43516723True, but pony Pinkie was canonically cummed inside, so...
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT CUNTS ON /MLP/ ARE SHITPOSTING
>>43516735>pony Pinkie was canonically cummed insidegod i feel so fucking understood by mlp canon now dude
Pinkie might be bipolar but there's a saying:a dozen dickings a day keep the problems away
>>43516737cute
>>43516735There are plenty of pinkies to go around, since there are multiple canonical scenes with multiple of her in them and they can get more any time they want. There can always be a fresh virgin pinkie.But at the same time I can't really see her as being a virgin in the first place. Pinkie is positioned as one of the more popular young adults in her community, doesn't have the crippling personality issues (that would stop her getting laid) that the cloudsdale imports do, and unlike rarara her backstory is literally breaking free from the confines of a restrictive upbringing so I don't think she'd have personal concerns about saving it for marriage unless that's a cultural conceit.And while that might be a thing in Canterlot, Pinkie/Rainbow absolutely act like typical dudebros having a good time and engaging in a little bit of casual decadence.
>>43517266thank god for that, a pinkie pie for every anon!
IWTCIPP
>>43516735In a failed alt future, to boot.
>>43517266>But at the same time I can't really see her as being a virgin in the first place. Pinkie is positioned as one of the more popular young adults in her community, doesn't have the crippling personality issues (that would stop her getting laid) that the cloudsdale imports do, and unlike rarara her backstory is literally breaking free from the confines of a restrictive upbringing so I don't think she'd have personal concerns about saving it for marriage unless that's a cultural conceit.Yeah I can see her having a moment as a teen with her more impulsive heart leading her to rush into something, especially with all of the good she sees in others. However, I also see it likely she'd be a virgin, too; despite her being 'popular' she's extremely pure and sweet. I've always seen her as hyperfocused on friendships and her dreams of bringing joy to the world, and the idea of loving someone for her being something reserved for someone who truly "got" her and made her feel like she wasn't weird - someone just as happy as her, who she had a deep friendship with for years.I dunno. I've always felt like Pinkie is the hardest to romance out of all of the Mane 6 because of how individualistic and self-fulfilled she is. She seems so driven to just be a good friend that I think the ultimate partner for her would be the best good friend she's ever had, and that'd take a certain kind of person who has the love for the world she does and can share smiles with her and make her feel understood.
>>43518920clussy
>>43518920would
>>43518920UNF
>>43518920clowns are kino
>>43518920she honks with each plap
>>43521295Cute
>>43521842How cute, it thinks it's humans.
>>43521842based
>>43509690I don't like Pinkie Pie.
>>43522423that's okay, she still likes you
>>43522423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTcMRt4Oo5U
>>43521842
>>43524398>first thing sunfag does in the morning is rush to his PC to spam cuckshitYou actually can't make this up
>>43524398you mean the gloryhole that you work at?
>>43521842nice butt
>>43509690Pinkie Pie is sexy
>>43525544Yes
Pinkie Pie sucked a hundred dicksNo, really, a hundred
>>43526062>Pinkie Pie sucked my dick a hundred times>No, really, a hundredFTFY
>>43525544Unf
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>>43527473
>>43526062>>43526324Pinkie Pie sucked a hundred dicks a hundred times
>>43528252Pinkie Pie sucked a hundred underage dicks a hundred times
