>Twilight: asexual>Rainbow Dash: lesbian FTM detransitioner>Pinkie Pie: pansexual>Applejack: straight>Rarity: bisexual (only dates men)>Fluttershy: zoophileProve me wrong
The shitty threads keep on piling up
>>43510866>Pinkie Pie: pansexual AND pedophilefify op
>>43510866bait so good i'll give you a golden (You)
>>43510873RD is way more of a pedo than pinkie
>>43510866>Twilight: Literally me >Rainbow Dash: Retarded and fell for the propaganda>Pinkie Pie: Only cares for the party, things happen as they happen>Applejack: Normal>Rarity: Naturally normal but pretends to be special for status>Fluttershy: Disgusting freak You know, these aren't actually that farfetched.
>>43510866>Twilight: pedophileFTFY
>>43510885i mean the EQG onemost of them are probably a zoo tho
>>43510866>Celestia: Bisexual zoophile pedophile necrophile incestual freaky transphobic
>>43510909So Tamers's Celestia?
>>43510909>Luna: [REDACTED]
>>43510873>>43510898>>43510909Jesus anon, they can't ALL be pedophiles. Besides, there's already a whole thread on the board dedicated to how rarity is the biggest pedo of them all
>>43510913>>43510915I mean...
>>43510915Mares likes them young.
>>43510915>they can't ALL be pedophilesFluttercord proves that Fluttershy is the opposite of that
>>43510915>rarity>the biggest pedo
>>43510929I agree, I'm pretty sure Celestia and Luna are bigger ponies.
>>43510929it's canon
>>43510928Fluttershy is an AAM>inb4 she's not a minor anymore thoShe identifies as a minor, bigot.
>>43510980Why did she do that?
>>43510929She even got arrested
>>43510866>OP: faggot
>>43510866If she's a detransitioner why does she have the trans flag behind her?
>>43511044should've been the first post
You're wrong because theyre all exclusively attracted to me and in my harem
>>43511156Hi Big Macintosh!
>>43510866Twilight: comes from a social stratum where marriages were arranged for thousands of years. Has no game. Imagines increasingly intricate romantic scenarios in her head, but rarely selfinserts because she feels like it would make it dirty.Dashie: experimented a lot in her youth, has other things to do now. Multiple concussions. Her fetish is having somebody have her back.Pinkie Pie: panwhatsnot. The most genuinely pure soul you'll ever meet. Can play up to seven musical instruments at once, and if you think it's an innuendo, you underestimate the importance of music.Applejack: a mojo goblin. Wouldn't make a big deal out of fucking a mare on occasion, but wants a family.Rarity: even more out there than Twilight. Is already a lonely cat lady in her 30s. Send help.Fluttershy: weeaboo shut-in. Her mom did experimental drugs and brutally raped her dad, and it epigenetically scarred her forever.>>43510901I mean ponies. I watched the first EQG movie back in the day, but I only remember Twilight in it. Sorry.
>>43511569Maud has always struck me as the type that would have hit the lesbian pool like a shockwave during Rumspringa before settling down and becoming strictly chaste before marriage.>Twilight: comes from a social stratum where marriages were arranged for thousands of years.This is too often forgotten.
>>43511569>"if you think it's x, you're/you y." >" ... goblin">"send help"Wow they were right /mlp/ really isn't immune
>>43511608To what, precisely, do you believe I would want to be immune?
>>43511628talking like a retard, I'd imagine
>>43511662I'm sorry I insulted ur neurotic normie sensibilities with my sleek cyberspeak. XOXO
>>43511685xDDDD u pwned that n00b
>>43510866>pansexual>bisexualit's the same thing
>>43510866>Prove me wrongWhy? Rape makes equals of them all.
THE QUEERS THE QUEERS WHAT GENDER IS MY COCK?!!
>>43512247YOu'Re Cock Gender be CoCkxDDD
>>43510866what
>>43512241>Why? Rape makes equals of them all.trvthnvke
>>43510866Apple Bloom: GerontophiliaSweetie Belle: GerontophiliaScootaloo: GerontophiliaCozy Glow: GerontophiliaDiamond Tiara: GerontophiliaSilver Spoon: Gerontophilia
But which one is pulling and singing ponies?
>>43512881all of them
>>43510866>Rarity: bisexual (only dates men)shes just like me fr
>>43510866All straight, all female.Fuck you
>>43510923But what if their crushes don’t like them back?
>>43513123Did you make this?
>>43513140I'm pretty sure Spike likes Rarity back don't worry about it, but if he didn't, then she would do this, steal the dragon, and force him to live in her basement
>>43510866>Rainbow Dash: lesbian FTM detransitionerWhy do these retards always inflict the most horrible fates on the tomboys?
>>43513080It's only cool when girls do it, anon. You're just a fag
>>43513266wrong
>>43510866trve
>>43510866i cannot
>>43510866/tttt/ is here for sure
>>43515087>/tttt/I have no clue what that is.
>>43515558nickname for >>>/lgbt/ because almost everyone on it is trans
>>43513147no
>>43510866AJ is a dykeRD is straight but wants to be a lesbianpinkie bi/pan whatever she's up for anythingit doesn't matter what Twi is she'll literally never get laidRarity's a pillow princessyou're probably right about fluttershy
>>43510866Sounds about right.
>>43510866KEK
>>43513266correct
>>43512877>GerontophiliaI... Don't get it.
>>43517125>he doesn't know
>>43517478tell me bitch
>>43518022No.
