>one under the table Denny’s maple syrup hoofjob, coming right up!
>>43511963Pinkie, this is what I'm talking about. You always just resort to sex whenever I try to have a serious talk with you.
Those seats in pony diners must smell horrible with all the naked horse ass constantly sitting on them.
>>43511973She was raped as a filly and it's her way to cope, please understand
>>43511963Uooooooh
>>43511963UUNNFFFF
>>43511973>Anon: Pinkie, we're running out of money; you spent all our savings on huge parties. You need to start taking this seriously.>Pinkie: A blowjob under the table?>Anon: No, Pinkie! We're going to lose the house if you keep doing stupid things like this!>Pinkie: Let's fuck right here, on top of this table! In front of everypony!>Anon: I don't want to fuck, I want a house! I want savings! I want stability!>Pinkie: Ride your Pinkie raw! Vroom, vroom!>Anon: ... I want a divorce.
>>43512214Imagine the seat in the back right. Meaty stallion balls sitting there for almost an hour.
>>43512461>Not plapping Pinkie Pie's pink pie while forcing her to have a serious talk during soCoward
>>43511963How cheesy.
i wanted to go to IHOP.
>>43512461based and future pilled anon knows what is up pinkie would make a garbage wife
>>43514997Why?
>>43515518She's more of a Weird Al Yankovic type.
>you will never have a wwe style domestic violence incident with pinkie pie at waffle houseWhy live?
>>43515650>violenceI'm not a asshole so i'm fine with that.
>>43515650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD9DQAAMzoc
ponut
>>43512555Trips of truth
>>43512555Based af