Lecture EditionAs the subject implies, /sfw/ is a thread for safe-for-work depictions and discussion of your favorite fillies, colts, baby dragons and any other kid characters from Friendship is Magic. Feel free to post original characters and original content alike!Remember everypony, always double-check your work! Like for example making sure you actually put /sfw/ in the subject line before making a new thread.Previous Thread: >>43448747
do not lecture the fillies
>>43513533Sometimes fillies need to learn things! But given one third of all fillies can't stay awake for it lecturing may not be ideal.
>>43513533>>43513570>trying to lecture filliesThey're going to call you 'unc' and talk in real life abbreviated slang
>>43513573It's okay, I'll hit them with a roflmao and make them cringe and walk away.
>>43513576
>>43513626Get pats idiot.
>>43513573I still love that apparently it's brand new slang in Equestria to call somepony bad if you think they're cool. To get along with the foals you better learn your 70s, 80s and 90s slang!
>>43513799hitting fillies with a few smell ya laters
>>43513870I wonder if pegasi have to kick the snowclouds to get them started or if you can just see a trail of snow from the weather factory to every nearby town.
>>43513874>snowAnon, I....
>>43513874probably have a button to create snow in the weather factory.
>>43513883>one button to make every cloud in equestria dump snowDang, scary.
>>43513874just have another cloud under the snow cloud to catch any snow that comes outezpz
>>43513870
>>43513964GOT EM
>>43513964God imagine the cleanup afterwards. Rarity's going to be miserable.
>>43513999it's easy with magic
>>43514206i think sweetie belle needs more sleepshe looks tired as fuck there
>"Parry THIS, ya filthy city-slicker!"
>>43514240BLOOMY WOULDN'T THROW A APPLE AT AN CITY-SLICKER
>>43514264I mean, she might if she wanted them to catch it! But yeah, clonking someone over the head with an apple is probably not her favorite thing. Now, the ninja Apple Bloom from that alternate universe in the manga? She definitely clonks people over the head with apples. Or, like, monsters, maybe.
>>43514267Burumi-chan is a VERY dangerous ninja...!!
>>43514272The trowel kunai are so fucking good, I forgot about those.
>>43514284I thought the razor-thin apple slices acting as ninja stars was pretty dang cute, myself.
>>43514288we can all agree that we need more apple ninjas asaphasbro! give us another volume of the pony manga you cowards!
>>43514298Agreed. The artstyle's really cute and the writing was fun, I'd love to see more of it even if there's basically a 0% chance of it.
>>43514530she learns from ants?? no wonder she's so powerful holy shit
>>43514530stromng filly
>>43514530Boop!
>>43513964lol
>>43514979
>>43515316Unrealistic, Lily can control her strength! She's a good filly.
>>43515515>mathsthat filly's from trottingham??
>>43515550Statistically speaking there's gotta be at least a few Trottingham fillies.
>>43515550yes
She's flying!
>>43515690Someone stole Rainbow Dash's cutie mark and shrunk her wings... what a horrible curse...
>>43515778it's so she can relate to scoots more
>>43516096It's nice to see that Luna can finally be the height she wants to be in her dreams.
>>43516155KEK
>>43516155Hey be nice! There's nothing wrong with fantasizing about being a little taller.
The best time of the year is here!
>>43516391Wrong. Spring is better.
>>43516391>fall over winterget outta here
>>43516404>>43516433Well, agree to disagree!
Let's all calm down by watching the Cutie Mark Crusaders play keepie uppie. No shitposting until they drop the ball!
>>43516576Help I can't stop watching them
>>43516601Alas, there's nothing that can be done about that. Just appreciate the fact that they're keepie uppie masters.
>>43516733Same here, though honestly I'm more worried about Anon Jr, considering all that jazz about muscular control. I'm sure she has mighty fierce strength where it counts!
>>43516820Poor Bloomy's so happy, she doesn't know...
>>43516861it's fine they probably have hay in cakes all the time
>>43516878That's something I've wondered about a bunch. Do their baked goods all have oats and hay stuffed in there or are they just good ol' finely-milled wheat flour? Because if I make it to Equestria and I can't eat any cake I'm going to be so fucking mad.
>>43516886better get used to baking your own cakes
>>43516895I can do it if I need to! And hey, if wheat-only cakes are a novelty then that'll be fun to bake for ponies. It's more fun to cook for other people, after all.
>>43516886All of Celestia's baking looks like it's packed full of sugar so I'd say you're in the clear.Might be a regional thing, like Canterlot has more humanish, processed, sugary confectionery and villages in the stick have more traditional recipes and stuff that's more horselike
>>43516906>everypony thinks you're a snooty canterlot-type because you politely decline all their baked goods and only eat princess-style cakeFuck. Well, it can't be helped.
>>43516912just eat the hay you cowardspike eats hay why can't you
>>43516925I mean, it's really not safe for human consumption! From what I understand it can like straight up kill you, do not mess around with hay.
>>43516931Unless it's tainted somehow, it won't kill you. But you can't digest it, so if you eat too much, you're likely to end up with gastrointestinal upset.
>>43516934From what I understand it can block your intestine in the worst case scenario, and obviously that requires medical intervention or else you'll beef it.
>>43516896You better make pizza for fillies
>>43517017fillies make the best pizza ToT
Smart filly.
>>43517040Princess Dinky will happen, true
Well, if I'm banned, that's a given but, did a janny really delete a text post? One that broke no rules?
>>43517074If it was on-topic then it was probably just because the whole reply chain was deleted. It happens, I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>43517080what isn't on topic about lily mashing my pelvis into fragments because she can't control her own stranth
>>43517091Nothing, it's on-topic. It just got caught up in the reply chain. Again, I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>43517094thank you government sama
>>43517126scary...
>>43517126Angwy
>>43513519Would foals like getting pet?
>>43517996probably dependseverypony likes being treated nice but then they gonna hit the phase where they don't wanna be little anymore and that means no pettingthen when they become fully grown up pets are back on the table because it's kinda funny
>>43517017Pizza would definitely be a fun one, there's no way foals wouldn't appreciate a pizza party. I'd imagine the toppings would end up being kinda weird but hey, if ponies want lemongrass pizza who am I to tell them no?
>>43517996Everypony likes pets.
>>43518384She stole Celestia's cakes.
>>43518495She would never! Probably.
>>43518548it's why tia sent her to the moon dumdum
>>43518495True. Look at her stealing a slice here.
>>43518776why is she embarrassedbeing silly is good
>>43518814She's at that age where you don't wanna be seen as silly. Thankfully just about everypony grows out of it and she clearly does.
>>43518661Bad celly
>>43518987She did all that and she still didn't get her creature catcher cutie mark!?
>>43519024some fillies are just really unlucky
>>43518384>having a tea party with luna>she insists that you address her by her full title at all times if you want any cake
>>43519363does fluttershy ask fireflies to hang out in lamps or what
>>43519418yes she is very kind so she asked them nicely to do it.
>bowler hat at the beachWhat in the world is that filly thinking?
>>43519856she's probably gonna end up being a detective or magicianin either case the hat must stay on
>>43519363Cookies right before bed is a bad idea
>>43520084WRONG
I'm confused, are we NOT supposed to lust after the fillies here?
>>43520208No
Talented filly!
>>43520743>magic grabbing opposite corners of the drawing so it stays flatThat is actually very smart of her. Good job Sweetie Belle.
>>43520743talented indeed
Well?
>>43521074I just cooked some pork fried rice! I will not be sharing it with fillies.
>>43521096make egg fried rice instead so ponies can have some
>>43521103Would they even like savory foods? Or would umami turn them off?
>>43521074Nothing.
>>43521110Anon! You gotta do something!
>>43521107
>>43521074Dancing
>>43521400God every time someone posts the Swibble Swivel I have to watch it for a solid ten minutes. Why is such a simple animation so good?
>>43521454because she's the best filly
>>43521536Well I dunno about that but she is a good pony.
>>43521588best. filly.
>>43520203What a cute little gif
>>43520208Fillies and colts are meant to be loved not lusted
>>43521679all gifs with fillies are little gifs when you think about it
>>43521990cat
>>43522909She looks so sleepy. Get that filly some coffee.
>>43523003
>>43523057Thank you, much better.
thought you guys would enjoy this.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/594594/one-of-a-kind
>>43523296Oh that's really cute, thanks for sharing! I love stuff that plays around with the idea of ponies changing their name to better fit who they are, since that's a fun idea that fits with cutie marks and finding yourself and all of that.
>>43523260that's not what equestria looks like...
>>43523454They are on vacation
>>43523498in green hill zone??
>>43522909She looks like she's about to tell me about air fryers
>>43523296You do realize that's AI generated, right?
>>43523858Aw man, is it? It's definitely using way too many line breaks but some new writers are just like that.
>>43523909Gonderlane isn't a new writer. He's been writing since 2023, he has 27 stories on Fimfiction, and he's written additional stories that are distributed only in paid art packs. None of that makes him a good writer (he isn't) but it means he can at least do better than AI.
STOP THAT THIEF
>>43524367talented filly
>>43524405in more ways than one!
>>43524222Anon is not the grinch, I don't like this one bit.
>>43524528>he doesn't know that ponyville is whoville
>>43523662I really wanna know the context of that image. Was the artist dealing with someone who's annoying about air fryers? Are they annoying about air fryers?
>>43525330I need more cowbelle!
>>43525788I'll never understand why some artists do that style of hoof.
>>43524367>having a conductor for only one musicianare ponies that bad at staying in time?
>>43525948Donkeys are
>>43526014Hey now, she's a cute pony!
>>43526085cute AND funny!
>>43523909line breaks indicate AI?
>>43524065how so?
>>43526200cute and donkey
>>43526456That shading is so weird.
>>43527340how is the bow staying on
>>43527423You didn't know that Apple Bloom's bow is held on with double-sided tape?
>>43526456Why is her back leg and parts of her mane a different color?
>>43526301There's an AI style. It's dramatic. Intense. Short. Choppy. Recognizable.You know it when you see it.You know what I mean?You do.AIs don't always write that way. But, as always, they have no sense of judgment, so they have no idea when to do it and when not to. A good writer might deploy that style to describe somepony dying. An AI is just as likely to use it to describe somepony washing dishes. Using it too frequently is an AI tell.>>43526304>how so?To which? Him not being a good writer, or him doing better than AI? For the latter, just look at anything he wrote himself. For the former, also just look at anything he wrote himself.
>>43527807It looks like the artist likes to use that as a way of shading but it really doesn't work there. It just looks like someone dipped Sweetie Belle in mud. Poor filly.
>>43527899froge
>>43528062He seems surprisingly chill about being picked up in magic. I know I wouldn't be.
>>43528060Can I go for a boop instead?
>>43527833i dunno man, i wasnt interested in reading his stuff until i read your post, and now that ive done so, you just seem jealous. a quick skim will tell you he does a lot of styles,>A good writer might deploy that style to describe somepony dying... not really? the sweetie belle story just seems to read like a simple childrens book. if we were to make your argument valid, every simplistic staccato writing style would come off as ai wouldnt it?
>>43528060(\>>43528088no
>>43528099>you just seem jealousKek, if you only knew.>if we were to make your argument valid, every simplistic staccato writing style would come off as ai wouldnt it?No, not at all. Compare it to an actual easy reader. (That's standard publishing industry terminology, by the way. An "easy reader" is for kids who are just starting to read independently. The "I Can Read" series is a prominent example.) Easy readers targeted at younger audiences (K to 1st grade) use simpler syntax than Gonderlane's AI gen. The youngest readers usually have the book read to them, and often they memorize it. Think of Dr. Seuss or Go, Dog, Go! These books rely heavily on pictures, which slows down the prose enough to avoid it feeling choppy. Easy readers for slightly older audiences (1st to 3rd grade, more or less) are already complex enough that you can write with a conventional cadence. Think of Frog and Toad, Millions of Cats, Caps for Sale, Harry the Dirty Dog, Harold and the Purple Crayon, Nate the Great, Mercer Mayer, that sort of thing. And soon after that, kids can read ordinary prose, like My Father's Dragon or Charlotte's Web.The "staccato writing style", as you call it, is simply bad style. Children want to remain engaged with their books, and they have ears just like the rest of us. Staccato doesn't sound good to them, either. Good rhythmic prose like Dr. Seuss has more variability. "I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam-I-Am." is indeed staccato, but "I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am." is ordinary iambic tetrameter, and it has internal repetitions and rhymes that make it a cohesive unit.The more you read and write, the more you develop your ear for style. To my ear, AI slop isn't like a simple children's book; it's simply disgusting.
>>43528148i mean i think youre kind of changing the argument now. the original point was that the style itself was an ai tell because its dramatic, short, choppy, etc. but now youre mostly arguing that staccato writing is just bad writing, which isnt really the same thing>Easy readers targeted at younger audiences use simpler syntaxsure, but i dont think anybody was saying this is literally an easy reader meant for a first grader to read by themselves. i said it reads LIKE a simple childrens story. its still a fimfic written for adults, and looking at the actual story, it isnt even consistently doing the thing you described. yeah you get stuff like>She tried again.>It was finished.but then you also get whole paragraphs of completely normal sentences whenever pearl is actually focused on something>Her whole body wanted to just pull, to rip the thread out and be done, but that would tear the satin. She worked stitch by tiny stitch, her hoof tracing the frayed edge.so if your argument is just "i think he uses too many short paragraphs and i dont like the cadence" okay? thats an opinion about the writing. it doesnt really prove anything about ai>the more you read and write, the more you develop your ear for stylethis is kinda the problem though. if the evidence eventually just becomes "i can tell because i can tell", then how would you ever know when you got it wrong? at that point anything you think sounds like ai just becomes proof that it was aiyou can think the prose sucks, but "bad prose = ai" is a pretty huge jump
>>43528167I can't tell whether you're intentionally setting up a strawman or whether you're misunderstanding me. Yes, my point is that the style itself is an AI tell. Yes, I believe that the style, when used injudiciously, is also bad writing. Those two don't conflict. They go together: AI writing uses that style injudiciously. A good human writer does not. In my experience, even bad human writers don't use this style the way AI does.>if the evidence eventually just becomes "i can tell because i can tell", then how would you ever know when you got it wrong?That's a fair point. What I respond most to is, "This sounds like shit." I happen to believe, from previous experience with fics that were later admitted to be AI-generated, that this particular kind of shit is AI slop. But I can also just plug it into an AI detector. And guess what it tells me?
>>43528183i dont want to derail the cute filly thread further so i replied to you here>>43528205
>>43528104Let. Me. Boop. Him.
>>43528210he's the booper not the booped
>>43528253Boopers can get booped by other boopers.
>>43528350we can't allow thatthere's gonna be panic in the streetsequestria isn't ready for boopmania
>>43528454That's cute.
>>43528350Don't forget about selfbooping
>>43528639A power that transcends dimensions...
>>43528662They were selfbooping in the age of chaos? That's crazy
>>43529313SCOOTS NO
>>43529313This just means she should have a motorcycle helmet.
>>43529723sweetie belle and apple bloom look kinda sickly
>>43529863Wow, what a nice filly camping with her friends! I bet we could be friends too.
>>43525538It's a memehttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/clearly-you-dont-own-an-air-fryer
>>43529943Aw dang it. I should've known! Well thanks for letting me know anon, very kind of you.
>>43530819I never thought about how hard it is to be a filly...
>>43530934fillies have it tough that's why they deserve ice cream and headpats every single day
>>43531509example of a filly who deserves ice cream and headpats every day
>>43530819Does Equestria have pizza bites?
>>43531631Equestria don't have pizza exactly since the ponies are vegetarian by nature.
>>43531671
>>43531703Ohh! Well at least it looks vegetarian!
>>43531733>giant pepperonis>looks vegetarian
>>43531703>"What's wrong anon? You don't want to eat your tomato, mushroom and cupcake pizza?">>43531756To be fair that's just the gif quality, they're tomatoes. I'm pretty sure the show intended for them to be vegetarians outside of animation errors like the lunch meat there.
>>43531761Not an animation error. The show intended for them to be horses in S1 and horses are meat eaters.
>>43531544
>>43532332>alicornWe have too many princesses this is ridiculous.
>>43532398it's fine it's just a fake horn for foals who wanna feel super cool
>>43532398Equestria needs a Princess of Sick Beats.
>>43532906It's madness! Eventually we're going to end up with a Princess of Sanitation and nopony wants that.
>>43532027cozy's face looks so weird there
>>43533758She has a bit of a chubby flat face in that image, presumably the artist just struggles with that.
>>43532724Sleepy...
>>435340872026 is the year of sleepy fillies.
>>43534102WAKE UP
>>43534381
>>43534845What a good mom.
>>43534432GO TO SLEEP
>>43534953Don't yell she's snoozing!
>>43534953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teIbh8hFQos
>>43534925what she is is noncanon because equestria doesn't have home theatersif you wanna fall asleep to a movie you gotta have ponies tittering all around you
>>43535470All of PQ's slop is noncanon. He's literally a G5 nigger that hates magic and ponies
>>43535473I have no clue what his opinion on magic or G5 is but he can do some very cute comics so I'll forgive him for his sins.
>>43535372No cussing around fillies.
>>43535658cute
>>43535658I love that knock knock joke apple bloom is so adorable
>>43536228>apple bloom is so adorableDarn tootin'.
>>43536442>tfw you will never brush a filly
>>43536503Never say never! Just be on your best behavior and maybe you'll get a chance.
>>43536735>cloven hooves for the earth ponyMan artists just do whatever huh
>>43536749I think that artist was just trying shit, the different bodytypes and eyes and all. Nothing wrong with trying but they do look a little silly.
>>43536749It's because Apple Bloom is satanic.
>>43536871*Apple bloom is fantastic
>>43536896Look at her go!
>>43536871creepybloom :)
>>43537021I like that one because it doesn't look creepy at all, it just looks like she's staring at you in the middle of the night. I wanna boop her.
https://derpibooru.org/images/3899342
>>43537926That's so fucking cute.
Resolution limits are so stupid, I stripped the audio but apparently this site only supports 2048x2048 webms so I had to reencode the whole video. Yucky.
>>43538252i bet they used the toys as reference
>>43538252i bet they used toys with each other
>>43538274Maaaybe, I can sorta see the resemblance especially since they're both in the same basic pose, but it could also just be an artstyle thing.
>>43538450What's wrong with your FACE
>>43538503be nice
>>43538517She fixed her face good job
>>43538503It is pretty funky, the artist clearly hasn't drawn ponies too often.
>>43538741I don't mind high-wings and them holding things with their wings but folding individual feathers is just so goofy to me.
>>43538741I wonder if rumble could beat button mash in a video game
>>43538252Pretty princesses.
>>43539096They better have a tea party.
>>43537926>>43538085CUTE
>>43539136I feel like that might cause more problems for the timeline. Better to just eat cake together.
>>43538741
>>43540067I'm pretty sure foalsitting isn't supposed to include bullying.
>>43540146it's not bullying it's having fun
Cozy no.
>>43540471Cozy yes
>>43540488Cozy Glow can wear all sorts of silly outfits but a tacticool-ized WW1 German helmet is too far.
>>43540515Cozy is based and the helmet is based
Remember to bee yourself.
>>43540681Man I would not be chill about a bee being on my nose. Apple Bloom is more powerful than I.
>>43540730>Apple Bloom is more powerful than I.You only figured that out now?
>>43541068goodnight ponies
>>43540471Cute hat.
>>43540067Ponies would be so bad at jenga
>>43542198That's not how you hand a knife to someone else. Very bad kitchen etiquette.
>>43542263don't be such a cowardgolly's not afraid why are you?
>>43542645You could stack foals higher than that. At least 20 high.
>>43542787Seems kinda dangerous...
>>43542812Just put pegasi on the top and it's safe.
>>43543066If you see a filly sleeping on a couch you're legally obligated to carry her to bed.
>>43542968I feel like that's still unsafe, pegasus foals are going to be not very good at flying and they're gonna bonk into eachother and it'll be a total mess.
>>43543066sleepy scootaloo
>>43543668She's really good at being sleepy!
>>43535470>>43535473you two must be real fun to hang out with it is a mystery why you are both seething incels
>>43543738
>>43544088thank goodness she's being carefullily stomps could cause an earthquake
>>43543704I feel like Sweetie Belle's the sleepiest of the three of them. She probably still has naptime.
i am traumatized
>>43544416I hope you recover ASAP.
>>43544473I want a filly hat
>>43544733teamwork!!
>>43544473Fillies aren't THAT small. I'm pretty sure they'd make it up to your knee, or something like that. I don't think you could reasonably have one on your head.
>>43544773Says you
Up!
>>43545013every single anon has to do that for scootaloo when they get to equestriaor else
>>43545013I'm going to wake up Scootaloo by throwing her into the sky.
>>43545785At least let her wake up first...
>>43545924It's funnier this way.
>>43545999Being rude to a filly is never funny! They're sweet and precious and deserve respect.
>>43546200boopable filly
>>43546269Fixing foundations has to be so much easier in Equestria. Just get your local super strong filly to lift it up, easy peasy.
>>43546323>get filly to lift bad foundation>foundation crumbles>house is now ruined
>>43546388Pssh. Cartoon logic won't let that happen unless it's funny, it's fine.
>>43546406A house falling apart is always funny
>>43546434That's why the destruction of Golden Oaks Library was the funniest moment in the entire series.
>>43546549Rude.
>>43546746>blank flank sunburst and glimmy>glimmy's the better magic userSomebody didn't watch the show...
>>43546549https://youtu.be/zeMuJbn_OhA?si=w8nsng9sU0T_uBRn&t=52
>>43546805>Somebody didn't watch the show...You, apparently
>>43546827Fuck. Shoot me with a gun.
>>43546832Here ya go mister!
>>43546838Thank you, I can rest in peace now...
>>43546832The actual context of the scene is that Starlight is explaining how she wouldn't know how/what to do and Sunburst always would - in the particular case of that shot, she was failing to levitate a block and he showed her a page in the book then she levitates all four, but in other cases it'll be he cleans one spot with one rag and she goes full sorcerer's apprentice with multiple mops and stuff.So glimglam has always been able to cast basically every spell at basically any powerlevel, she just didn't know any spells and he did. In practice that specific shot started out with Sunburst probably being a better mage than her in every way since that sort of levitation is generally portrayed as the most basic spell (and he was levitating the book already), but by the time he got his cutie mark she was definitely the better magician in terms of actually casting.
>>43546853That's what I get for having not seen the finale in a while, I just remembered the flashback as her being a late bloomer.
>>43546888That's not from the finale, it's from the subsequent 2parter that started S6. Finale is just filly Starlight losing at telekinetic book jenga and then Sunburst getting his cutiemark when he stops her from getting squashed by books.Based on the followup episode she should have been able to easily catch the books by that point in time if she had the presence of mind to do so, but there's no way of knowing that from the finale. That said, she says that his family sent him to Canterlot and she stayed, with there definitely being room for interpretation (and it later being confirmed?) that she was staying by choice. Though Equestria's education system seems retarded, so who knows.
>>43546913I'm double retarded..?
>>43546923It's okay to be double-retarded, ponies will still love you Nonny. Just be good to foals and maybe don't try and recall what happens in episodes.
>>43547035literally made for headpats
>>43547397Wow, that filly's pretty fly. Ha ha.
Made myself a little colt
>>43547719Cute! I feel like that reads more like soot than ink stains but I'm not quite sure how I'd wanna do it better so hopefully you'll figure out something. What's up with the cutie mark on the cape, does he wanna be just like Sunburst?
>>43548104Yea, i need to find a better brush for the ink stains as multiple people have pointed out it looks like soot. Also yes, Sunburst is this little guy's idol
>>43548188Aw, well that's a good concept for a little wizard! I hope he has fun on all sorts of adventures.
>>43546923I wanna be delivered an orange. I haven't had one in a while.
>>43548591It's a shame that window isn't openable, those flowers deserve pats.
>>43548567what's wrong with your face...
>>43548668It's just a little wide, that's all! Plus you should be nice to baby ponies.
>>43547719I'm concerned about that book.
>>43549114Is apple soup like applesauce but hot? Cuz that sounds nasty as fuck.
>>43549286i think it's a bowl of apple pie filling
>>43546746That image is really cute. I wish more artists tried to do detailed backgrounds, even if that example is a little simplistic-looking.
>>43549625WAKE UP
>>43549002Rightfully so, it's Grogars spellbook, little Inky doesn't know how dangerous his new favorite book is
>>43550140nopony has ever caused problems by casting spells they don't understand so i wouldn't worry about it
>>43550101
>>43550842Good morning!
>>43551178nopony knows this but cutie marks kill everypony eventually
>>43551343That colt needs a brushie ASAP.
>>43551485Send Trixie to jail right fucking now. We cannot allow that level of evil in Equestria.
>>43551485
Spiiiiin
>>43551649the ultimate way to give fillies nausea
>>43551722She's having fun, just look at her!
>>43551747it's going to happen
>>43551754If you say so! I choose to believe that fillies can handle infinite spins without getting sick to their stomachs because that's simply nicer.
>>43551927goodnight filly
>>43551754It's like a spinning teacup ride. Kids can ride that shit for hours.
>>43552100what if we spin the filly really, really fast tough?
>>43552202Like this?
>>43552202do NOT put fillies in the lathe
>>43552887those muzzles are horrible
>>43553006You don't appreciate Cozy Glow looking like a porpoise?
>>43553332>can ah offer ya a nice apple in this tryin time?
>>43553375She's already taken a bite out of it. You can't share an apple you're already eating!
>>43553521Says you
>>43553997why would she be embarrassed?? it all fits perfectly
>>43547719Made inky's best friend too. A monster obsessed pegasus holding his prized conspiracy theory book
>>43554069Royal guard armor on foals is adorable as fuck.
>>43554069I wanna be slain by fillies, ideally temporarily.>>43554175Cute!
>>43555269holy shit scootaloo can fly! congrats scoot!!
>>43554175Those two are going to go on so many misadventures
>>43554805
>>43555830just take turns being the faithful steedwhat a silly filly
>>43555830The colors of the barding match Apple Bloom better. Gotta be fashionable as a warhorse.
>>43555269Pretty!
Zzz
>>43556296Goodnight filly!
>>43555830Sweetie is the princess.
>>43556834>sweetie belle wants the role that involves the least playing with her friendsRe-dang-diculous.
>>43557169Why would Rainbow Dash bring Scootaloo up into the clouds if she didn't wanna hang out? What a jerk.
>>43557609their faces scare me...
>>43557860Aw c'mon they're cute enough!
>>43557915
>>43557984Pssh, you're a jerk.
>>43558079
>>43558347SOMEONE STOLE SCOOTALOO'S WINGS
>>43558470It's okay, she's getting replacements in next week.
>>43558470What does she care; she can't use 'em anyway
>>43558515Anon why...
>>43558515Hey! She does her cool scooter stuff, she couldn't do that without her little wingies!
what would you do if you were ambushed by a filly
>>43558929RUN
>>43558929
That's not her name...
>>43559328close enough
>>43559682Holy shit, the future is here!
>>43558929I feel like being ambushed by a filly is probably a pretty safe activity. You're going to have to play some silly games but you're not gonna get murdered or anything.
>>43559682Adorable
>>43560251boy oh boy i love space magazine
>>43560355It's probably a fun periodical! I dunno what's in it, I hope it's half science and half science fiction like the early 20th century pulp magazines that speculated about canals on mars and so on.
>>43560693Nah, she just got spanked by her mom.
>>43514238sleepie belle!
>>43561279She is known for being sleepy.
>>43561272whoa what a little badass
>>43561272Filly.
Wow, we're getting some fresh Snowdrop this early? Golly.
>>43561737cute!
Noi!
>>43559328She doesn't look evil enough.
>>43562560goodnight filly
>>43562134That's because Cozy is nice
>>43563492those controller stands probably get lost all the time
>>43562731True.
>>43563506Only if your house is cluttered! Have a neat home, Nonny!
>>43563939you underestimate kidsthey can lose anything anywhere
>>43564401>backpack that isn't a saddlebagThis is some late-season nonsense.
>>43562560Why can't that be me
>>43564458Because you don't own an extra-large teddy bear?
>>43564037That's why you need to have a unicorn foal, then they can learn a spell to find the stuff they lost.
>>43564618True! Regrowth magic is very useful after all. This one casts it on herself every morning so that her naptimes remain exciting!
>>43564821Well... at least she's learned about the importance of writing a list. Twilight would be proud.
>>43564963Dangerous...
She's a genius.
>>43565043shes so precious ToT
>>43565457kek
>>43565457Do not let fillies self-dox.
>>43539889Celestia becomes a bong larper, and puts Octavia as her private musician.
>>43565803>the royal canterlot voice is now as british as possibleCould be cute tbqh
>>43565207Sometimes you need to inadvertently cause earthquakes because you need to know who's the stronger pony. It's just part of life!
>>43566032it's a leg wrestling match not a hoof stomping match
cute fillies plz
>>43567351Here you go! This one is funny as well!
>>43567351
>>43567596>the light's gone from her eyesOh no, Silver Spoon got a job...
>>43567745Where's the boopanon when you need him?
>>43567707Not on my watch!Equestria's foals get to live free and easy lives for as long as possible!
>>43568134Oh my god you're my hero.
>>43568134!!!
>>43568404cute
>>43569012sleep well!!
>>43568404babs!
>>43567351twilight is currently busy with them, sorry anon
>>43569912She's trying to look sweet and innocent but unfortunately that's one ugly filly.
>>43567758why boop when you can cuddle.
>>43569663Oh my god that looks adorable
>>43570022Well sometimes you need to boop! Imagine seeing a filly who clearly needs to be booped and then not booping her, you'd feel so foolish.
>>43570033I know right?? Her love of fillies is so cute!
>>43531671>since the ponies are vegetarian by natureCheese, pizza crust, tomato sauce, vegetables, and the odd baby bird aren't vegetarian?
>>43570422Maybe he's from Chicago and the idea of pizza without sausage is inconceivable to him.
