Lecture EditionAs the subject implies, /sfw/ is a thread for safe-for-work depictions and discussion of your favorite fillies, colts, baby dragons and any other kid characters from Friendship is Magic. Feel free to post original characters and original content alike!Remember everypony, always double-check your work! Like for example making sure you actually put /sfw/ in the subject line before making a new thread.Previous Thread: >>43448747
do not lecture the fillies
>>43513533Sometimes fillies need to learn things! But given one third of all fillies can't stay awake for it lecturing may not be ideal.
>>43513533>>43513570>trying to lecture filliesThey're going to call you 'unc' and talk in real life abbreviated slang
>>43513573It's okay, I'll hit them with a roflmao and make them cringe and walk away.
>>43513576
>>43513626Get pats idiot.
>>43513573I still love that apparently it's brand new slang in Equestria to call somepony bad if you think they're cool. To get along with the foals you better learn your 70s, 80s and 90s slang!
>>43513799hitting fillies with a few smell ya laters
>>43513870I wonder if pegasi have to kick the snowclouds to get them started or if you can just see a trail of snow from the weather factory to every nearby town.
>>43513874>snowAnon, I....
>>43513874probably have a button to create snow in the weather factory.
>>43513883>one button to make every cloud in equestria dump snowDang, scary.
>>43513874just have another cloud under the snow cloud to catch any snow that comes outezpz
>>43513870
>>43513964GOT EM
>>43513964God imagine the cleanup afterwards. Rarity's going to be miserable.
>>43513999it's easy with magic
>>43514206i think sweetie belle needs more sleepshe looks tired as fuck there
>"Parry THIS, ya filthy city-slicker!"
>>43514240BLOOMY WOULDN'T THROW A APPLE AT AN CITY-SLICKER
>>43514264I mean, she might if she wanted them to catch it! But yeah, clonking someone over the head with an apple is probably not her favorite thing. Now, the ninja Apple Bloom from that alternate universe in the manga? She definitely clonks people over the head with apples. Or, like, monsters, maybe.
>>43514267Burumi-chan is a VERY dangerous ninja...!!
>>43514272The trowel kunai are so fucking good, I forgot about those.
>>43514284I thought the razor-thin apple slices acting as ninja stars was pretty dang cute, myself.
>>43514288we can all agree that we need more apple ninjas asaphasbro! give us another volume of the pony manga you cowards!
>>43514298Agreed. The artstyle's really cute and the writing was fun, I'd love to see more of it even if there's basically a 0% chance of it.
>>43514530she learns from ants?? no wonder she's so powerful holy shit
>>43514530stromng filly
>>43514530Boop!
>>43513964lol
>>43514979
>>43515316Unrealistic, Lily can control her strength! She's a good filly.
>>43515515>mathsthat filly's from trottingham??
>>43515550Statistically speaking there's gotta be at least a few Trottingham fillies.
>>43515550yes
She's flying!
>>43515690Someone stole Rainbow Dash's cutie mark and shrunk her wings... what a horrible curse...
>>43515778it's so she can relate to scoots more
>>43516096It's nice to see that Luna can finally be the height she wants to be in her dreams.
>>43516155KEK
>>43516155Hey be nice! There's nothing wrong with fantasizing about being a little taller.
The best time of the year is here!
>>43516391Wrong. Spring is better.
>>43516391>fall over winterget outta here
>>43516404>>43516433Well, agree to disagree!
Let's all calm down by watching the Cutie Mark Crusaders play keepie uppie. No shitposting until they drop the ball!
>>43516576Help I can't stop watching them
>>43516601Alas, there's nothing that can be done about that. Just appreciate the fact that they're keepie uppie masters.
>>43516733Same here, though honestly I'm more worried about Anon Jr, considering all that jazz about muscular control. I'm sure she has mighty fierce strength where it counts!
>>43516820Poor Bloomy's so happy, she doesn't know...
>>43516861it's fine they probably have hay in cakes all the time
>>43516861That's alright, I'll make it up to her by giving her my own special creamy frosting surprise!
>>43516878That's something I've wondered about a bunch. Do their baked goods all have oats and hay stuffed in there or are they just good ol' finely-milled wheat flour? Because if I make it to Equestria and I can't eat any cake I'm going to be so fucking mad.
>>43516886better get used to baking your own cakes
>>43516895I can do it if I need to! And hey, if wheat-only cakes are a novelty then that'll be fun to bake for ponies. It's more fun to cook for other people, after all.
>>43516886All of Celestia's baking looks like it's packed full of sugar so I'd say you're in the clear.Might be a regional thing, like Canterlot has more humanish, processed, sugary confectionery and villages in the stick have more traditional recipes and stuff that's more horselike
>>43516906>everypony thinks you're a snooty canterlot-type because you politely decline all their baked goods and only eat princess-style cakeFuck. Well, it can't be helped.
>>43516886>Do their baked goods all have oats and hay stuffed in thereOh they certainly have something stuffed in there!
>>43516912just eat the hay you cowardspike eats hay why can't you
>>43516925I mean, it's really not safe for human consumption! From what I understand it can like straight up kill you, do not mess around with hay.
>>43516931Unless it's tainted somehow, it won't kill you. But you can't digest it, so if you eat too much, you're likely to end up with gastrointestinal upset.
>>43516934From what I understand it can block your intestine in the worst case scenario, and obviously that requires medical intervention or else you'll beef it.
>is that a bananaphone back there in yer pocket or are y'all jist happy ta see me, mister ahnon?
>>43516896You better make pizza for fillies
>>43517017fillies make the best pizza ToT
Smart filly.
>>43517040Princess Dinky will happen, true
Well, if I'm banned, that's a given but, did a janny really delete a text post? One that broke no rules?
>>43517074If it was on-topic then it was probably just because the whole reply chain was deleted. It happens, I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>43517080Everything that has been posted has been on-topic anon, so you're making a distinction without a difference.
>>43517080what isn't on topic about lily mashing my pelvis into fragments because she can't control her own stranth
>>43517091Nothing, it's on-topic. It just got caught up in the reply chain. Again, I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>43517094thank you government sama
>>43517126scary...
>>43517126Angwy
>>43513519Would foals like getting pet?
