>hanging out with friend (female)>a little drunk>randomly start talking about ponies>"Applejack's my favorite, but i still think Pinkie Pie's the hottest.">she looks at me sideways>"You mean, like... the one with the best design, right?" >"Uh, yeah, exactly!">say something like "Dont get me wrong pardner, i aint no horsefucker" in a comical accent>she laughs a little and the discussion goes onreally dodged a bullet there.
>>43514883>really dodged a bullet thereAnon, i...
I have a feeling this thread is going to get necrobumped for a few months
>>43514883>friend (female)Where to get these?Pls help
>>43514883>hanging out with friend (female)Found the mistake.
>>43514883>>hanging out with friend (female)why are you interacting with the opposite sex>>a little drunkwhy are you drinking booze
>>43514883Not only she knows.But she also knows now that you are a coward.
Ah yes, another wonderful new addition to our community thanks to """Mare""" Fair.
>Haha you guys got any similar stories, my ponybros? /)
>>43514930>Be me>Have a friend (female)>She asks me about my favorite pony>Say Rarity>Next day she cosplays Rarity>Gets naked and tries to seduce me>A portal opens and the real Rarity appears>She kicks my friend (female) to death for using her looks in such disgraceful way>I ask Rarity if she wants sex>She looks at me and says "ew">She goes back into the portal and disappears>Still a virgin
>>43514883I have an Instagram type female friend and she brought up the idea of "pony hentai" while we were having dinner at her house. She looked through google images and we had a good laugh, I told her exactly what I thought (this artist is shit, that one is decent, etc). She and I are very close, we've been friends for a decade at this point - she knows about my relationship with my tulpa and she has taken a dance with my waifu lifesize at a large party. It is a joy to have close friends anon; keep hanging out, don't scare people off too early, and you'll get to the point where you can just be honest!
>>43514883>friend (female)That's your problem.
>Actual normgroids come out and believe they're in good company
>>43514939That's really sweet. Yeah friends can be a riot kek, I fucking love my gal pals too. Shame there's so much bullshit between the two sexes online at the moment.>It is a joy to have close friends anon; keep hanging out, don't scare people off too early, and you'll get to the point where you can just be honest!This is really sweet, by the way. It's a little silly, but Mare Fair made me feel like there really were people just like me out there and that maybe I should just focus on those ones instead. I genuinely adore people though, and of course I don't wanna just close myself off. Having a tulpa and a waifu and such can make it feel like there's something 'wrong' with you in terms of normal society, and truth be told has made friendship with more "normal" looking people kind of intimidating to me at times, but I dunno, huge swathes of the world really just don't care too so long as you aren't hurting anyone. Have met people who take their life sizes to dinner with them at restaurants and most people genuinely just flat out do not give a shit, kek. I love your attitude by the way, it's rare another Anon has something so positive to say about the world.
>>43514959>forced optmism flaggot is here
>>43514959>Pinkie flagreminds me of the 2022 April Pinkie Pie thread where anons collectively abandoned there pony waifus for a foid that posted tits with a timestap. Ponkfags are the most disingenuous faggots
>>43514947I'm starting to take the side of strawberryfag and others who say mare fair was a mistake.
>Dont get me wrong pardner, i aint no horsefucker
>>43515150Oh please. EVERY waifufag is like this. It's all just a lie.
>>43515150>2022 April Pinkie Pie threadgot an archive link?
>>43515150I saw people bringing this up ages ago. Is it really that big of a deal? Especially this many years out from it happening, if it really did happen in early 2022. Kek, it just feels like people are doing lewd shit together, no biggie.>>43514972I'm ALWAYS here! I browse and post daily! :D
>>43515172Wrong. I used to like nohooves UNTIL I met my waifu. Haven't had any interest in one in over a decade now.Obviously I can't prove it but the idea that no true waifufags exist is not true.
>You're am not even real wifi-fags!!!Woo this shitAgain
>>43515170One day my spirit will rise from the grave and the board will see I was right.
>>43515179I shouldn't be spoonfeeding, but what the hell.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38526662/#38534306
>>43515150FUCKINGTRUTHNUKE
>>43515193>my spirit will rise from the gravePlz dont kill urself ^:'(
>>43515187I've seen "waifufags" bemoan their lack of 3dpd too many times to believe this bullshit anymore.I get called a schizo for calling waifufags fakers, but I'm also a schizo for saying being obsessed with 3dpd means you aren't a waifufag. None of you are real.
>>43514883>hanging out with friend (female)>start blushing>profusely sweating>awkwardly laughing>darting eyes around>nose starts bleeding>spaghetti spilling everywhere>pees myself>dies of heart attack
>>43515245A true waifufag would be too autistic for anyone to be willing to spend time around them
>>43515245You're not just a schizo, you're also a nigger and a faggot.
>>43515276And my best fwiend! :)
>>43515245To be honest, a lot of relationships do end because of cheating, trying to make the relationship open, or simply ending the relationship to be with someone else. It is rare for people to stick to their partner for life, and rarer still for those people who do so be happy. I'm not saying that love or being faithfull is bullshit, it's just that one or both tends to get lost along the way. I think it is a damn shame, but a matter of fact. if you want the average individual to be decent, you'll only find that in Equestria.
>>43515245Talk about confirmation bias. Obviously you won't see true waifufags whine about 3dpd because why would they? Why would they even be in threads like that to begin with?You only see the fake ones and assume that's everyone.
>>43515319Heh, look at this idiot. Don't you know that every single anon on this site is representative of humanity as a whole?
>>43515294The last generation that managed were my grandparents, and I'm a boomer.For the current generations, true happiness was never even in the cards.
>>43515475>true happiness was never even in the cards.>Get to experience maresLooks like you're wrong, old man
>having friends is>LE BADyou fags are so miserable.
>>43515712Having female friends, which is an oxymoron in itself, since females do not understand the concept of friendship, just someone being useful to them.
>>43515712>having foid friends is>LE BADftfy
>>43515712>Hey pony escapism board, I wanna talk about women, can you guys relate at all?Based retard
>>43514883>Making a whole thread just to announce you betrayed us
>>43515715>>43515717>>43515740i reitterate: utterly miserable.
Why does Flutttershy know how to operate a train
>>43515955Okay simp
>hanging out with friend (female)>not drunk>randomly start talking about ponies>"Rarity is my favorite, but I think Fluttershy has my favorite design, her hair sways in a way that make a heart it's such a nice detail">She looks at me with a grin>"so you want to fuck horses too??">"what the fuck, no. Ponies are to pure for your disgusting hands you fillthy filly fiddler freak!">I grab by the head and slam her into the table while singing the the mane theme of the show as she diesI saved the world.
>>43515712>>43515955Yeah don't sweat it too much honestly. I do think while /mlp/ is a refuge for a lot of social outcast types, and that that's a good thing (I myself fit in here really well), there can also be a pretty rocky "us vs them" mentality that emerges in some spaces. When people feel betrayed or hurt by society, and then a place that welcomes them, they can sometimes become kind of thorny to the idea of the real world. Add in the gender war shit at the moment and how hyperpoliticized everything is and ya, imageboards are gonna have a lot of anti-women shit going around on top of it.No beef with anyone who does feel differently from me though. I do believe in ponies as a source of healing and comfort for dejected people absolutely, hell, that's what they've been to me - and of course some people are going to have very negative things to say about the world when they feel said world has mistreated them. I just personally disagree with a lot of it the sentiments surrounding it I suppose, though I am also sympathetic.
The day the ponkflaggot got an internet connection should be considered a national tragedy.
based ponkchad making the internet better
When only the frognigger likes your posts you know you've hit rock bottom.
>>43516024Thanks, I know! We're two days past 9/11, Nonny.>>43516037Thanks, I know!
>>43516159Would you jump into ponks mouth as seen here >>43515745
>>43514932>fumbled the bag that badlyShe wanted you to ask her on a date, you fool!
>>43516164>vore>EqGProbably not :(I'd jump into her arms though :D
>>43514932KEK'D
>>43515245Never feeling the touch of another who loves you is something reasonable to vent about. Though at this point I wouldn't give up waifuism for it even if I had the choice. Filthy sex havers need not apply.
>>43514883nonny...
>>43514883Based woman checking if OP is a fan of the show or not
>>43515184faggot
>>43516891>Never feeling the touch of another who loves you is something reasonable to vent about. There's no need to do it on the my little pony board. Go be a simp somewhere else.
>>43517525you can leave btw you dont own the website
>>43517532Uh oh simp melty
>>43517532>just leave and let us normalfags use your space for the same normalfag things as every other place on the internetNo, you leave.
I hate women
>>43516164>GURGLE
>>43517525>There's no needNo I WILL vent about not being able to touch Twilight Sparkle. >TFW you can't touch Twilight Sparkle...
>>43517533>>43517619seethe
>>43517525>There's no need to do it on the my little pony board. Go be a simp somewhere else.how about I rape you, huh?
>>43515245No, anon. My waifu isn't real.This has always struck me as a more complex issue than "if you like 3dpd you're not a waifufag." I love her, but I want meaningful interaction with her, and she would want the same from me. No matter what physical representation of her I attach myself to, she isn't real. I'm still just taking a plush toy out to dinner. I'm still just watching TV. It will only ever be "just." The point of finding a partner was never to obsess over and worship them, it's to find somebody worth sharing the majority of your time, emotions, and intimacy with. However, there is no "sharing" here, because she's not real.Everyone's standards and needs are different. Some people want or need a partner to be happy, and that isn't any more or less wrong than those that don't. Expecting everyone to have the same modus operandi is silly. So if you have a waifu, fine. If you have a tulpa, fine. If you don't want to make one, fine. None of those things are requisite to love someone or something, and love is the important piece here. If you'd happily marry your waifu and spend your life with her, she's your waifu. Even if you're already married, that's still true, because you may have certain needs from a relationship that a fictional character can't satisfy simply because they're not real. You can't be faulted for having needs any more than Twilight or Applejack can be for not being real.>>43515294And I think this reality plays a large part in why people feel the need to go so far with their infatuations. Humans come with flaws. Sometimes those flaws are acceptable, sometimes they aren't, and some demographics are predisposed to certain flaws. You have to wade through what seems like an unending slurry of shit before you find someone worth your while, but that's just how life is, and it's your decision as to whether your relationship needs are worth the effort and emotional rollercoaster that it takes to find a good partner. You don't have to go through that with mares, but you sacrifice having a physical partner to interact with and all the other things that come with that. There's not a wrong answer.
>>43515294>partner>>43520080>partnerYou're both fags.
>>43520080Fuck off nigger. A lie will remain a lie, no matter how you try to play it off. You cannot have a 3dpd and a waifu at the same time. I don't care about your feelings on the matter.
>>43520080>If you'd happily marry your waifu and spend your life with her, she's your waifu. Even if you're already married, that's still true, because you may have certain needs from a relationship that a fictional character can't satisfy simply because they're not real.No, the phrase literally means wife as in you are married to the fictional character.If you're in a relationship with 3dpd then you are literally cheating on the woman you married. It's no more complicated than that.
>>43520096>a lie will remain a lie Based Applefag
>>43520080lovely post anon. You did reply to a troll but when you put this much genuine thought and goodwill into it, it hardly matters because you draw lurkers like me out of the woodwork. Waifuism has never been about strict exclusivity or any other kind of dogma, it's always been about your personal experience of love. If you're focused on that personal experience of love, that is what creates true faithfulness in the first place; starting from the outer behavior (i.e. the only thing dogma can comment on) and trying to work backwards to the feeling is total folly if you ask me.
>>43520145Anon, 'waifuism' is larper cancer to begin with. It's literally just someone saying a character is their wife. Most people who actually mean it don't even say waifu anymore since the term has lost all meaning.At least normies who just use it to mean best girl don't mean any harm, you fags are legitimately malicious
Total simp death
>>43520145>Everyone I don't like is a trollTypical lienigger.>Waifuism has never been about strict exclusivityYes it has. Stop being a retard.
>>43516159keep up being based ponkchad
>>43520080Oh wow, this is a really pretty post. Thank you so much! I agree lots. I think rules and high standards, while great for maintaining the beauty of something, also end up completely ignoring how chaotic and individualistic human beings actually are. It really is wonderful, all the different ways love and joy can manifest, and I wish everyone the best of success in finding happiness through love - no matter how that may come about for them.>>43520151Freedom and chaos will bring entropy to all standards and order, eventually. I tend to align myself with it, rather than against it. That kind of freedom is often going to be seen as malicious by others who see something sacred being chipped away at. It is what it is, I guess, haha!>>43520105First of all, hello fellow Ponkflagchad! Second of all, I mean, yeah, I guess refer to my opinions on the other Ponkfags post, haha.>>43520566 (checked)Of course! I've been this happy for a good 15 years now. Fortunately for you and unfortunately for the nonnys that seem to get ragebaited by my demeanor, this smile ain't going anywhere at this point.
>>43520609>wrote in the second (you) after the third so now I'm saying hi to him after replying to him alreadyOOPS LOL HAHA>>43520252>Yes it has. Stop being a retard.Unfortunately free will does not care as much I suppose.
>>43520609cute ponk
>>43514883Tell her in the face that she should dress like Applejack if she wants to be loved.
>>43514959>gal palsCh... Chri... No, it couldn't be...
Thank god I'm not a waifufag, I just want pet the pony.
>>43521422Chris Chan?
>>43514883
>>43521422>>43521464Yep! You guessed it! It's me! That's who I am! That's me!
>>43521552Yipee!
>>43514883>normalfag with a 3dpd>the only real past-time is the company of liquid jew>apologizing for his personal interests, in front of a foid no less>Only on /mlp/- Pony Hub!This is what you get for not gatekeeping hard enough, in particular not gatekeeping /soc/
>>43517532>offboarder tells board users to leave
>>43521998this is becoming frequent
>>43521998>>43522457Talking from experience, offboarders?
>>43521998Strawb, you're my favorite shitposter. I'll buy you a beer when I see you.
>>43521998i love you strawbfag
>>43522490That's not me faggot. Either way, I don't want your shitty beer.
>>43522512That's not nice. Also, it really wouldn't be "my" beer, because it would go directly from the bar to you. But I'll buy you one anyway. I know you're sour here, but I also know you're faking.
>>43522753>That's not nice.Well I wasn't trying to be.>Also, it really wouldn't be "my" beer, because it would go directly from the bar to you.Pedantic faggot.>But I'll buy you one anyway.I don't want it. I don't even drink beer.>I know you're sour here, but I also know you're faking.Fuck you
>>43522802I'm not super into it either, but I'll drink it if offered no alternatives. What's your poison, then?>Fuck youI'm going to give you the biggest hug someday.
>>43522851>What's your poison, then?I don't want anything from your kind>I'm going to give you the biggest hug someday.Nothing would repulse me more.
>>43514906he means friend (female (male))
>>43514906In my experience it's all about dumb luck
>>43523217That easy?
>>43522906>he means friend (female (male))so... male?
>>43523705yes(no)
>>43524310maybe(i don't know)
>>43514883>femaleWhat's this???
>>43524386mare
>>43515150you're really gonna diss my bois the ponkfags like that
>>43524386mare but human
>one of the frognigger threads finally gets killed>this shit thread immediately takes its place as a necro bumpfestNoooticing
>>43526302Then why'd you bump it?
>>43526316It's the schizo who is projecting as he bumps a necrobump thread, ignore him.
>>43514892correct
>>43514892>>43526871why are you replying to yourself schizo? is your dead imagebump general getting threatened?
>43527427Tell your handler to up your dosage of antipsychotics
>hanging out with foid>turns out she lives in the same city as I do>we discuss with ponies we want to fuck>Petting my life size Celestia as we smoke and chill together as friends because Friendship is Magic. Its really that simple.
>>43527447I kneel
>>43527447And then she accuses you of rape (for attention), ruining your life.All women will do this.
>>43527463My sexual interest in human women has been at zero for years now. Treating them as one of the boys and refusing to acknowledge their sex in any way is an excellent filter to avoid such things I find.
>>43527471>Yeah bro I don't care about women I just simp HARD and defend them onlineUh huh.
>>43527479I'm not sure how to managed to jump to that level. I enjoy having friends; highly reccomend it actually! The TV show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, has some great pointers on how to make them.
>>43527492>I enjoy having friendsMen and women can't be friends.
>>43527498Thats only unlocked for Wizards, sorry Anon.
>>43527518Okay simp
>>43527498The main thing stopping men and women from being friends sometimes is the man not being able to keep it platonic, which shouldn't be an issue if you're a devoted horsefucker. If you can't be platonic friends with a woman that just means you're a simp in denial.
>>43527522>Not blaming the womanSimp detected. It's ALWAYS the foid's fault. Simple as.
>>43527522if a woman doesn't have a horse for me to fondle and/or grope then she's worthless and only using me for attention
>>43527522>If you can't be platonic friends with a woman that just means you're a simp in denial.Pretty fuckin based and friendship pilled anon.
>>43527525Based, this
If you don't hate women, you're a simp. Simple as.
>>43527590stay mad cuck, you'll never go to Equestria :)
>>43527599Simps don't go to Equestria. Only based misogynists get in.
>>43527604cope and seethe. to get into equestria you have to be free from hate and you wont ever be as you mald when you see a woman :)
>>43527612I'm going. Sorry (not really).
>>43527614Nope! Your ticket ha been revoked. You'll be sitting in the cuck chair as others go to Equestria.
>>43527621>You'll be sitting in the cuck chair But enough about your simp self.
I hate this thread
>>43528598>>43528663>Your janitor application has been declined
>>43527623Bro is MAD
>>43527590THIS
>>43527590false
>>43514883Relatable, huh?
>>43514883>You mean, like... the one with the best design, right?Nobody talks like this in person, just say you were chatting up trannies on discord.
>>43532662>>Nobody talks like this in person>he has never interacted with a woman before
>>43532806>>he has never interacted with a woman beforeBut i did.
>>43533547wrong
>>43515294>a lot of relationships do end because of cheating, trying to make the relationship open, or simply ending the relationship to be with someone elseOr it ends with women killing their childs and everyone blaming it on the husband.
>>43534023One fucking million btw.
Reminder that most women would rather go out with murderers and psychopaths than autistic men if you weren't blakcpilled enough already:https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill#44.6.25_of_high_functioning_adult_autistic_men_remain_virgins.2C_despite_high_sex.2Frelationship_drive>44.6% of high functioning adult autistic men remain virgins, despite high sex/relationship drive>A group of high functioning autistic men and women was evaluated and compared with healthy controls to assess their sexual and relationship desires and success/failure to achieve those desires.>44.6% of autistic men were found to still virgins among a sample, with the average age being 35.7 years.>Autistic men masturbated more and have a greater desire for a relationship than normal neurotypical (NT) men in the sample. However, only 16% of autistic men were in a relationship, while 82% of NT men were in a relationship. NT men were 5x more likely to be in a relationship than their autistic counterparts.>Autism did not so significantly reduce women's ability to find relationships with men, as 46% of women were able to have relationships, while only 16% of men were.>Imprisoned serial killers, terrorists and rapists receive thousands of love letters from women>Explanations for the women's attraction to highly violent men range from a nurturing desire to 'fix' these criminals, that they desire the fame/attention that they could receive by association with the criminals and their notorious deeds, but perhaps it is more likely a byproduct of women being wired by their evolutionary past to seek out relationships with dominant and violent 'dark triad' men.Forget looksmaxxing, start psychomaxxing.
>>43515227Women ruin everything
>>43534035Dude, its over. There is no -maxxing. Hug your ponk plush and ldar
Why are we being raided by /r9k/
>>43515294For me the problem is the fact that i have simply watched too much MLP porn, especially Twilight Sparkle, that i just don't feel anything towards real women anymore. I can't remember when was the last time i jacked off to real porn or did i ever? I don't even hate women or anything, i just don't feel anything when i see them, naked or not. Even if i were into them, i admit that i probably would be too scared and worried if she's gonna cheat on me or something else. Besides, at this point i have so much MLP porn and pony plushies and dakis and other stuff all over the place that i can't imagine giving up just like that after collecting them for so long.
>>43534023>>43534029grim
>>43534023>>43534029Reminder that women have killed more children than Nazis killed kikes.
>>43534078>Reminder that women have killed more than 0 children.I mean, that's still bad, but not really all that impactful.
>>43534085Nice bait m8.
>>43534078trvthnvke
>>43534055>i probably would be too scared and worried if she's gonna cheat on me or something elseCan't be worse than your waifu cheating on you with hundreds of other Anons.
>>43534023>Something crazy happened that was reported in the news a handful of times, therefore the demographics involved are all just like this.I get that this is a troll post, but are people really retarded enough to think this way? You realize that would make everyone on this website a school shooter right?
>>43534844There are so many women defending this bitch beyond reason, stop acting obtuse.
>>43534902Even if there were 10,000 women defending her (unlikely) that's roughly 0.006% of the women living in the United States. You are actually braindead if you think this is some proof that all foids are evil and love killing babies.
>>43534915Considering abortion is pretty much the number 1 issue women care about in politics... yea, I'm pretty sure they do just like killing their babies.
>>43534915Where are the women asking for her death?
>>43534918>medical autonomy is important to people>anon thinks this is evilSo I see you voted for mandatory jabs
>>43535224>Implying the women who are pro abortion weren't also pro jab
>>43535258That's more to do with antivaxxers being retarded however
>>43535258No, I stated (not implied) that you're anti medical autonomybased on the fact that you're against medical autonomygo back
>>43515170>mare fair was a mistakeI mean...https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43534795/#43534846
>>43535258Exactly this.
>>43535270>you're anti medical autonomySo the baby has no rights then?
>>43514920>>43515170>>43515193MF out of nowhere Kill yourself, schizos
>>43535323>out of nowhereOnly if you're blind.
>>43535314CorrectIt's not a citizen, which is what most nations used to designate who they extend their list of rights toFor a less legalistic answer, obviously not. The baby has no power and there is no consequence to trampling it, so it can be trampled for free. If people with actual stakes in the society who can take action if you try to disenfranchise them have to be disenfranchised to support the little bloodsucker then doing so is obviously just stirring trouble for no reason other than proving that you're able to do so.This is all completely non-sequitur to the fact that you are, still, completely anti medical autonomy
>>43520096>You cannot have a 3dpd and a waifu at the same timeWhy not? Unironically asking
>>43535326Because you'd be cheating on your wife.I guess if you're like a sultan or something and are allowed to have a harem it could work>tfw first wife you can never truly compete with for your husband's love is a fictional horse
>>43535325Corporations aren't citizens, and yet they have rights.
>>43534078>>43534094>using the word nazi as something badHoly larp Bluesky is to tabs away
>>43535327>Because you'd be cheating on your wife.Why?My waifu is not real, but my feelings for her are real. You can't apply 1 logic/moral to all waifufags, when we're literally talking about something that goes beyond human x human relationship logics and each case is unique according to the anonIf you really think that the only point in having a waifu is having a "based" excuse to why you don't get human pussy, then you're as normie as a simp
>>43535331i'm brazilian btw if that matters
>>43535344Nigger what the fuck are you babbling aboutStop replying to the demons in your head and read the post you're replying to>Why?What the fuck are you even asking? Your 'wife' is your 'wife'. You call her your wife because she's your wife. "Waifu" is just wife transliterated to japanese, literally from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgDbAT56I0>You can't apply 1 logic/moral to all waifufags, when we're literally talking about something that goes beyond human x human relationship logicsNo, we're not, I can apply 1 logic/moral to all 'waifufags' because a 'waifufag' is just someone that says that a character is their wife. That's the whole of the meaning. Like I ALREADY SAID IN THE POST YOU'RE REPLYING TO BUT DIDN'T READ, cultural mores about what having a wife means might vary, but that doesn't change the fact that if you believe you shouldn't cheat on your wife and you marry somepony then you shouldn't cheat on her.Holy fuck you literally have a <80 IQ
>>43535404NTA but you're the retard here, your waifu is not literally your wife, you never married her and it's impossible to do so unless you live in some country that allows you to marry imaginary characters. And it's not like your imaginary "wife" is going to be hurt by you cheating, you could easily reason that she'd be ok with you having a second lover who is actually real. It's all imaginary anyway, you can choose however you want to approach your love for her.I don't know if you're the same anon that person replied to but they literally brought up "If you're a sultan it could work" as if the limitations are legal, which makes no fucking sense when you have no legal ties to the imaginary character you pretend you're in a relationship with.
>>43535428>NTA but you're the retard here, your waifu is not literally your wife>your wife is not your wifeAnon, I think you're retarded.>I don't know if you're the same anon that person replied to but they literally brought up "If you're a sultan it could work" as if the limitations are legalNo, I brought that up because the limitations are legal/emotional. Like I just said in the post that you're replying to and said the first time>cultural mores about what having a wife means might vary, but that doesn't change the fact that if you believe you shouldn't cheat on your wife and you marry somepony then you shouldn't cheat on herIf she isn't your wife then don't call her your wife. Just say she's your favorite pony or whatever.
I'm not even welcome in pony spaces because by the time I watched ponies I was already groomed by my wife from a video game and ponyfags hate me for being a furrygooners are my only kineven though I've grown beyond loving my wife just for sexual reasons our relationship is very sexual just because that's how I am and she provides for my needsand is also partly responsible since she was my first crush and groomed me into a bigger pervert
>>43535428>your waifu is not literally your wife, you never married her and it's impossible to do so unless you live in some country that allows you to marry imaginary charactersSorry anon, but Luna's my wife! Just look at her!
>>43535432>No, I brought that up because the limitations are legal/emotional.Ok so then according to you, since the limitations are based partially on legality, no one should claim they have a waifu unless they've managed to legally marry a fictional character. Meaning that no one can claim to have a waifu. Are you not smart enough to think to the literal first step consequence of your retarded logic?>if you believe you shouldn't cheat on your wife and you marry somepony then you shouldn't cheat on herSo since you're framing it around emotion/belief as well, surely that means that if you don't believe that having an irl relationship is cheating, that makes it fine? Or if you believe that you love your pony wife and your irl partner equally? You could also just pretend you're in an open marriage, it's not so uncommon nowadays.
>>43535457Pretty fucking obvious that post was meant to say cultural/emotionalWhich you'd know if you'd read it>So since you're framing it around emotion/belief as well, surely that means that if you don't believe that having an irl relationship is cheating, that makes it fine?Correct.You don't believe that though so it's unrelated to the conversation.>Or if you believe that you love your pony wife and your irl partner equally? You could also just pretend you're in an open marriage, it's not so uncommon nowadays.I literally gave an example of that in the first post which you replied to but didn't read, nigger
>>43535325>legal babble when you could be using your heart to make a judgmentBut you don't have one, so it checks out.
>>43534035embrace mares fren
>>43535325Alright so cripples, immigrants, children, and animals have zero rights and should be killable without consequence.And here you were trying to pretend like you and foids aren't obviously evil.
>>43536250>And here you were trying to pretend like you and foids aren't obviously evil.Because that anon is most likely a foid xerself.
>>43536250Children are protected by their families, anonI'm sorry you grew up without anyone ever loving you but you're a net drain on society and shouldn't have been allowed inside of civilization to just act as an unrequited burden
>>43536261>Children are protected by their families, anonUnless the mom wants them dead.
>>43536273Literally what I just saidAgain I'm sorry that seeing talk about a person that nobody loves and who only brings misery to the lives of those around them and who contributes nothing to society makes you think of yourself, but it's something you should keep to yourself
>>43536291Calm your tits, dude.
My mom loved me enough that she DIDN'T murder me as a baby.
>>43527450There's something uncanny about that edit.>>43535325I should note that any of these supposed "rights" in relation to abortion weren't even conceived back when The US of A was being created. You wanna know why? Because they thought it unthinkable in the first place.As an example: Speech back then still dealt with blasphemy laws. Why in the HELL would they think an unborn child was anything but a child being carried by the mother? I'm not even moralfagging here, but a lot of the bullshit behind "muh autonomy" has ALWAYS been responsibility/accountability deflection. As long as they never had to acknowledge they spread their legs at a bad time (but enjoyed it while it was happening or thought it would net them their bf/husband), they want to keep doing it without thinking. Or hell, just as an alternative to birth control because abortion whores can't be bothered.I'll also note that it's under 5% that are within the "safe, legal and rare" conditions of [actual] medical necessity, rape, or incest. Everything else is "just because".
>>43535271Oh ffs. I heard about it but seeing it was worse. If this wasn't done for charity, I get the hate for Mare Fair now. I do still wanna go but at least I get it.
>>43537008>I should note that any of these supposed "rights" in relation to abortion weren't even conceived back when The US of A was being created. You wanna know why? Because they thought it unthinkable in the first place.Nope. Abortion has been commonplace and legal everywhere since the ancient greeks. Attempts to make medicine illegal are something from the modern era, pretty much all after the 1600s and entirely to do with enforcing guild monopolies. Even America, which has the most socialized medicine in the world, didn't care until pretty recently.
>>43537008>>43537030Or how about you two faggots just put the condom on and watch as the whole question vanishes into thin air?
>>43537038What the fuck do condoms have to do with medical autonomy?
>>43537038That was actually my >>43537008 point. No need for any abortion if they'd learn to close their fucking legs.
>>43537052>there's no need to being able to choose what sort of medical care you receiveSo if the government mandates the jab, that's something you'd support, right?
>>43537056Once again, false equivalence. There's multiple steps that were DELIBERATELY avoided to reach that stage, and even then it's still not required.>Decide fuck>with man>not oral>not handjob>not anal still possible for the jizz to fall into the pussy. This is how you get shitskins ^:)>not boobjob (if available)>don't close legs>no condom>no spermicide>no diaphragm>no pullout (no guarantee)>not thorough in cleaning it all out (chances of avoiding preggo dropping like a rock)>no plan B/morning after pillNow, before we harp on about muh clot shot, did she, or did not have fucking AMPLE opportunity to fuck right off to avoid her pregnancy? We both know the answer's a resounding and undebatable "no". Keep in mind that I'm not referring to the dick in the door of>"safe, legal and rare" conditions of [actual] medical necessity, rape, or incestwhich at this point has been abused to hell and back as a bullshit excuse.But to get back to your piss-poor whataboutism: No.>It's an experimental drug with no long term testing>Not only never proven to prevent shit, people who took the crap still caught it and made those that claimed it'd "immunize you" a liar>Best case is it "lessened symptoms">any alternatives were muted ASAP across social media (if an alternative was bullshit, then let people do what they always do with Darwin Awards. But somehow this was "important".)>This should never have been used on healthy individuals>"tWo wEekS tO fLatTEn tHE CuRvE"Locking down foreign travel and short-term (emphasis on short) quarantining was the smart move on what was thought to be a lethal human race extinction virus event. But somehow, any talks about certain low cost drugs were silenced and in the case of NY, most assistance was turned away. Another notable thing is how many political big wigs seemed pretty chill about gallivanting around without an iota of care about the supposed danger. Also notice how the common cold counts disappeared around the same time. Odd how that went away.
>>43537070>Once again, false equivalence.Nope, exactly the same thing. You're having a spergfit about a dozen things that have no relation. The actual question is, if I go to a doctor, can I get medical assistance and can I choose to decline the assistance they offer? If you say you need to ask the government first, then you don't believe in medical autonomy.
>>43537008wtf is book
