>>43515674
>Eat grass and garbage
>Harass schoolfillies walking home
>Do a couple rapes to have some variety

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>>43515674
Sell myself on the streets to poor mares in need

>>43515674
>rape

>>43515674
I'd get the fuck out of Manehattan. Probably go be unhoused in a field somewhere, as nature intended. Harass schoolfillies. Do a couple rapes. You know, the usual.

>>43515674
>doesn't specify the time frame
time to predict Luna's return I guess

>How are bums treated in equestria?
Based on Trixie, not that well. Equestria has a fair amount of bullying in general and is pretty cliquish, so being a solo hobo instantly makes you an outsider. You really need to find a group.

That said, it's not like there are any real consequences to the bullying
>>43515792
>hates ponies
>posts on pony board anyway
What causes this behavior?

>>43515804
>ywn go to Equestria and get to be the schizo homeless prophet of Luna's return

>>43515674
roll around in the grass
eat the grass
go out to some spot in the vast unclaimed lands of Equestria and start a little farm (if earth pony)

>>43515811
>get too early
>right when Sonic Rainboom happens
>do your best to arrive @ Canterlot
>do the retarded Rasputin scene from Anastasia in Celestia's Court

Who the fuck stole my penis?

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>>43515821
the gnomes
>you don't need it

>>43515809
>find a group
I wonder if there are hobo jungles in equestria. Catching out on freights and bumming it

>what would you do
Call OP a fucking homo

>>43516036
sunfag is mad lmao

>>43515674
Take a shit in front of Rarity 4 You.

>>43516061
This and then pass out by the dumpster on horse dope

I would be my normal human self and I would crash at some random mares house where I plow her senseless with my superior human male stamina instead of paying rent as Celestia intended.

>>43515674
Maybe rape some school fillies. Idk

>>43515674
>>43515821
All anons must must be penisless to enter Equestria and this >>43516272 is why.

>>43516326
>featureless rape
unf

>>43516326
i don't need my penis to rape

>>43515674
Swindle some suckers, buy an imposing suit and a fake id, get hired as a cop.

>>43516328
>>43516336
>Anonstallion jumps on top of a random filly and starts furiously dry humping
>Even though he's got no dick, the rape scenario and thrusting motion alone are enough to get him off
>The filly is terrified by Anonstallion's hips slamming into her butt five times a second and his mindless grunting into her ear canal
>Anonstallion finally has a shuddering dry orgasm and spasms on top of the filly
>She bursts into tears while Anonstallion gets sleepy from the afterglow and sniffs the back of her mane
Seems like rape would still be a problem.

>>43515674
Follow the mane 6 so I get in every episode of the show.

>>43516851
>filthy freight hopping bum following around the mane 6
I don’t think they would appreciate that

>>43515674
I assume homeless ponies in Equestria just live on the land in nomadic bands/herds that roam across the continent. Not feral but living what would be seen as a more traditional and ancient lifestyle than the ponies who live in permanent settlements.

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>>43516272
THIS
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>>43516326
cope seethe dilate, not everyone sliced off their equipment like you did

>>43516904
Hobos would traditionally travel and find a seasonal job, and when it went out of season they would travel to find another one and repeat. Tramps however would travel just to fulfill their wanderlust and avoid working at all

idk maybe i'd eat some grass and garbage, maybe harrass a couple schoolfillies walking home, maybe do a couple rapes for variety

Can I be a homeless sage urban fantasy stereotype guy? Reveal to aspiring heroes secrets that ponies of the world are not ready to comprehend, and all that. I'm a bit too lazy to have adventures of my own, but I still want to be relevant.

>>43516888
I mean they have seen odder things, no?

>>43515674
rob the nearest mare of her virginity while disguised as twilght sparkle

>>43517732
with what, changeling magic? I don't think any unicorn ponies know how to do it.

>>43518109
With makeup and party supplies? Not every miracle needs magic.

>>43518415
ah true that'd be good enough for some trolling and pranks

>>43518415
>party supplies
>Pinkie becomes a noir detective to find the scum tainting parties by wearing their skin and raping mares

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>first post isnt about Anonstalion prostituting himself in RGRE
for shame, I say!

>>43518738
I wanna be pimped out, desu

>>43518744
Same.

>>43518744
I want to be killed and dissolved in acid for trying to quit.

>>43518738
but I want to have a normal marriage with a cute mare, even if she is a bit rough in RGRE.

>>43519575
Who doesn't?

>>43515674
Well i'd get a job since I'd imagine Equestria would have well paying easy jobs and eventually get my own house and check out a cute mare and get married and have foals.

>>43520310
it ain't just that easy nonny

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>>43520582
There are several episodes establishing that yes, it is that easy
That's straight up what Zephyr Breeze's character was all about showing, even

>>43520593
Can't Zephyr Breeze easily leech of Fluttershy since she's the element of kindness? I'm for sure she earns a lot for simply welding a element that Zephyr can take a chunk off by taking advantage of her said kindness.

>>43520949
yes but the elements do it for free so fluttershy relies on her friends for income

>>43515674
rape mares

learn some magic so I can be a cool wizard hobo that scares the locals when they come by or if im bored

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>>43520949
You're missing the point. Fluttershy's parents are saved up enough to live on their investments and she herself seems to be providing for herself in some unknowable way before S1 ever happens.
He's a layabout bum that eventually has to be cut off from using them as a safety net constantly and as soon as he starts actually applying himself he finds a job. Zephyr and Trixie prove that no matter how lazy, retarded, and unlikable you are if you put your best hoof forward you can at the very least get by, if not genuinely thrive in Equestria. Things are just easy there.

>>43521948
wish it was that easy in earth

>>43522321
It is if you are skilled in art or programming, Anon.

>>43515674
rape fillies

>>43515674
Become a highway robber and start an outlaw gang

>>43515674
live in a cave to improve my hermit wizard powers and put up a spell to repel any efforts by Pinkie Pie to get me to socialize

>>43515674
As long as I'm a pegasus, I can live in a cloud and eat grass. It's the perfect off-grid life.

>>43520593
Zephyr Breeze is a rich faggot who doesnt know how to bum it, if he had any basic survival and manipulation skills he could have made it. That entire episode is just programming kids to learn they cant make it in life independently or without the government

>>43523457
Also the responses to you prove that brainwashing into 9-5 wagefaggotry by hasbro was successful but equestria is probably easy enough to be one but what a dull life just like irl

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>>43523467
>Also the responses to you prove that brainwashing into 9-5 wagefaggotry by hasbro was successful but equestria is probably easy enough to be one but what a dull life just like irl

>>43523467
Lucky for you Trixie is proof that your schizophrenic homeless ass can actually make it on your own and tap pony mao in the stinkhole in the wonderland of Equestria without even compromising your future career as a children's educator

>>43523521
isn't being a magician a job though

>>43523745
No, Trixie is still homeless.

>>43515674
Ambush and impregnate Trixie.

>>43523745
>isn't being a magician a job though
On earth, sure. In Equestria, it's hard to tell.

But that's besides the point because Trixie isn't performing for a fair period and gets by just fine

>>43523504
>hasnt shot heroin in a sewer before
fucking loser

>>43524757
Trixie is a male.

>>43524988
she's a mare, anon...

>>43525377
it's just his accent, anon

>>43524988
So?

>>43515674
swindle ponies for money so I can get myself a McMansion in Equestria

>>43525861
>McMansion
why not a normal ponyville house?

>>43515674
eat grass

>>43515674
Clean up and get a job.
Hobos are only there because they want to

>>43515674
>sitting on a park bench
>eyeing little mares with bad intent

Hey Aqua Lung

>>43515674
cum inside rainbow dash when she's asleep

Beg for bits and get rich from it.

>>43528218
>Gets begging cutie mark

>>43526910
Are the shitty cities in Equestria selling houses for one bit like in Detroit?

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>>43525430
>See a mare
>MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN

>>43528219
>>Gets begging cutie mark
Could be worse, a lot worse.

>>43526910
Try being hooked on IV dope, having been unshowered for 3 weeks, eating out of dumpsters, and trying to get a job. Until you complete this I don’t want to hear its just because they wanna be there

>>43515674
break the kneecaps of twilight sparkle

>>43529271
Why would you do that to Twilight Sparkle? Wait if she's a alicorn then carry on but break her wings fully.

>>43528718
>Wah wah I was forced to become a drug addict!

>>43528718
>Try being hooked on IV dope, having been unshowered for 3 weeks, eating out of dumpsters, and trying to get a job. Until you complete this I don’t want to hear its just because they wanna be there
for what reason

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>>43529816

>>43515674
toll any pony crossing the bridge i sleep under

>>43515674
Raid local ponyville houses for bits to buy a nice hat.