Do you prefer to go to Equestria as a human or a stallion?
>>43516101Human for me.
>>43516101Yes
>>43516101human/thread
>>43516101Stallion for me.
>>43516106f*rfag
>>43516113Be nice.
>>43516103>>43516105>>43516113>nohooves
>>43516101A human wizard
I like being myself.
>>43516114that is nice>>43516115>f*rfag who does not understand what that means>>43516116>>43516120based
>>43516101Stallion because I can’t see a mare wanting to be in a relationship with a human man. You would be spectacle at most. Horses don’t understand human beauty standards and probably wouldn’t feel attracted to you, on top of said pony being known as that pony who fucks another species.
>>43516115SHUT THE FUCK UPI CAST PIMOZIDE ǁJ ∴ꖎꖎ リᒷᒷ∷ ʖᒷ ᔑ !¡Jリǁ
Woo yeah 10 month bump limit lets fucking goooo
>go as a humanWacky hijinks ensue, lasting memories are made, marewife is obtained>go as stallion OCGrand adventure, touching story, guaranteed marewife>turn into SunburstBecome fanon persona he always should have been, friends with Mane 6 and constituents, marry Starlight GlimmerI cannot lose
>>43516128But we know that ponies are capable of seeing non-ponies as attractive. Do you think you're uniquely unappealing?
>>43516129fellow wizanon I humbly request we form an order
>>43516134>turn into Sunburst >Become fanon persona he always should have beenKing Sombra's little twink bitch?
>>43516144I do not associate with flaggots. Especially you.Fuck you.
>>43516101Colt
Humanhaha yeah, grrr, I know!
>>43516153fine I will be a dark wizard then and cause problems for all the little ponies
>>43516101Stallion > Mare > Human (Man) > Human (Woman)
>>43516148Being King Sombra's bitch is preferable to being Starlight's bitch, desu
>>43516101Human.
For my fellow HiEfags: if you knew for a fact beforehand that nopony would ever be sexually attracted to you, would you still go as a human? Because I would but I'm curious if if my opinion is common or not.
>>43516246Yes.
>>43516101stallion.
>>43516248Extending on this, i'd never love someone before learning to love myself. I am only human after all.
>>43516246>rape
>>43516101Nothing against pones. I'll take what I get. I have nothing against being a pony. Really depends on how I feel at the time. Do I want the convenience of being a human and being able to do all my human things, or do I want to learn how to be a pone? There's other reasons to be human too, like being a unique weirdo. But I'll take either or, man. 'S'all good.
>>43516101>can still eat meat>can still use hands>the added bonus of flightyou niggers aren't thinking if griffon isn't your logical first choice
>>43516333wasted trips
>>43516154this for my sexual fantasies, but I think I prefer regular human anon for everything else.
>>43516101Stallion, 100%. Human/Anon in Equestria stuff is cringe and it would be super alienating to be the only human in the whole world.
>>43516358I feel like it would be super alienating no matter what unless you're doing full rebirth stuff. You're going to have to learn every detail of living in Equestria from scratch, I'd rather at least have a clear reason why I don't know anything so ponies are more likely to be understanding.
I'm good with whichever, man. Equestria's Equestria
I'd be a human because i think they look cool
>>43516334bitch you just jealous of my super bird swagger
>>43516473>theyLyra..?
>>43516101As a pony obviously, I actually like Equestria.But unironically I think I'd prefer to show up as a filly if options are open. I'm going to need to go to somepony like Twilight for help in the first place, and it'll normalize my having no idea what the fuck I'm doing and make ponies more likely to teach me instead of just respecting (or recoiling from) my foreign culture.>>43516362>I'd rather at least have a clear reason why I don't know anything so ponies are more likely to be understanding.That's what the M6 are for. You'd get accreted onto the retard pileup that includes Trixie and Starlight and such.
>>43516246>nopony would ever be sexually attracted to youwhat about romantic attraction?
>>43516843That's on the table.
>>43516478>>43516473>what Lyra? Who is Lyra?
>>43516844so what stops (You) from hooking up with a mare that doesn't mind her partner being a otherworldy monstrosity (from her perspective)? Hell, I remember having some ideas for a green where "pen pal" Anon accidentally fools somepony about what he might be
>>43516101I want to be human so I can pet everypony with my bare hands at max power, before running off into the woods and become remebered as a cryptid.
>>43516246On the other end me as a massive TFfag would still want to be a pony even if the ponies preferred humans.
>>43516101Stallion pickers are the biggest fags. Human or bust.
>>43517036Based and thispilled!
>>43516101stallion
>>43516101Human. I like my body.
>>43516101Stallion since ponies are cuter.
>>43516101Human
>>43516101Bug
>>43516101Centaur
>>43516101Human. I can't imagine ever getting used to not having hands. Plus they are perfect for rubs, petting, scratches, mane ruffles and carrying ponies. I would have to get many things specifically tailor made for me like clothes but that's not a huge issue.Plus it's more interesting for ponies to deal with an alien creature, which opens up the doors to many wacky hijinks.
>>43516101hmm i guess unicorn stallion would be the strongest since you could make magic that is basically a machine gun and the magic bullets could? maybe instantly defeat any villain that attacks ponyville.
>>43516101Stallion, but that includes a number of caveats on what happens. Though I think everyone applies caveats to what they'll experience in Equestria.
>>43517753>Human. I can't imagine ever getting used to not having hands.Would it really be that strange? I feel like most anons would probably end up being unicorns because they're huge nerds, but even the ones that don't still essentially have at least one hand (mouth, plus those with lolwinghands).
>>43516101Fuck it, if we can pick whatever I'm going as a team of elite X-COM operatives and a tracked robot with dual plasma cannons in a slightly retrofuturistic armored hovercraft. Sombra is cooked.
>>43516101i'm going to equestria as planet earth.
>>43516333>>can still eat meatI don't eat meat in real life so it would change nothing.>>can still use handsI don't use my hands in real life so it would change nothing.>>the added bonus of flightI don't fly in real life so it would change nothing.
>>43516101Human. I want to pet (and fug) ponies.
>>43516128>is completely impossible for one species to be attracted to anotherAny of the boorus proves this decidedly incorrect. If you can be into horse they can be into human. Besides, EQG, as shitty as the concept is, canonizes attraction towards humans. 2 mares wanted HMD. In fact, every single mare that went through the mirror wanted human D. All evidence, our world and theirs, points to there being a good chance you will get a mare.
>>43516101stallion, please.
>>43517913EQG only canonizes pony attraction towards ayys but you're still mostly correct
>>43517913You don't even need to use eqg as an example. Ponies do anthropomorphic facial expressions and should be able to sympathize with you. Other than that, their social groups aren't too different from the usual human world kind. You should realistically be able to cativate a mare you know well, if you aren't a shut-in, that is.
>>43517944stop replying to me with your worse headcanon
>>43517887actual pony or vegan double amputee, call it
>>43517959What's headcanon about this? The ponies in the show don't have real life pony faces. Thes clearls have simplified human expressions. They should still look the same once you get there. Their social structure and bonding aren't too distant of the human world either. Sure, our world isn't great. I don't know where the headcanon is when i'm just pointing out the possibility they would still feel attracted to an alien with familiar facial expressions, emotions and even a little understanding of their culture.
>>43516101Human, so I can boop ponies, give them pets, brush their manes, rub their tummies, open jars, do the disappearing thumb trick, and make shadow puppets of rabbits.
>>43516101stallion because it's easier to blend in with the ponies.
>saged post abovelol
>>43516101Mare
>>43516101HumanIf i cum fast as one, i don't want to cum at the first thrust as a stallion
Is this nigga really "counterposting" each human post with a saged stallion one?That's some crazy mental illness.
Is this nigga really "counterposting" each stallion post with a saged human one?That's some crazy mental illness.
>>43518576He's just shitposting. He does that in stallion threads as well i believe. Man's bored.
