>One day I’m going to travel back in time. I will ensure Total English supremacy. No more will I hear your insufferable butchering of my language. There will be no scottish rabble, no colonial rebellions, and certainly no fools such as yourself arguing over the metric system. The best part? I’ll make sure your degenerate bloodline doesnt even exist. Are you terrified? You should be.
Cool, wanna fuck?
You gonna team up with this girl?
>>43519252She most definitely will
>>43519232Why would you make an thread like this?Do you have nothing better to do with you're time?
>>43519275>an thread
Hi. (Sorry for my bad england)
>>43519493OI! YEW 'AVIN A FOOKEN LAFF, BRUV?
>>43519252
>>43519283Trolling is a art
>>43519503WOTS A TROWLIN'? DUNYA MEAN A LIL BIT OF THE OL' TOMFOOLERY?
>>43519232
>>43519774She has some really majestic hair
>>43519232Then I guess she’ll only make the IRA even more powerful than it is by giving them even more morale. Alternatively, imagine an Ireland that actively takes sides with the Kaiserreich or the Nazis just because they’d provide aid to them to act as a bulwark against Octavia.
>>43519799I think Octavia would just bomb any major German aid shipments and immediately get the justification from the allies/entente to occupy Ireland and harshly suppress all resistance if that happenedThe IRA in this scenario shouldn't seek help from the Germans because they're way out of reach and all the dominant naval forces in the region would turn against them. They'd have more a lot more luck in convincing the United States to save them from British oppression
I tell her to make sure the British empire completely wipes out every indian. Destroy all their texts, architecture, painting, any indication of their “culture.” Then have Europe destroy islam completely.
>>43520088Those numbers don't lie
>>43519232Pretty Donkey Pet Pet
>>43519232Silly horse, the English didn’t use the metric system until the French invented in it in the 1790s, and they were going to help the US switch over, but not only was our infrastructure built so much that changing measurements would be impractical, the British also sabotaged a ship that France was sending out with tools and literature that would have assisted Americans in learning the metric system.
>>43520107What a cute lil donk>>43520130>The British prevented Americans from learning the metric systemDamn, I knew they weren't happy with the whole dumping tea in the ocean thing but that's just cruel
>>43519828But it isn’t exactly like the U.S. would brush off the sinkings of merchant vessels or Pearl Harbor as necessary evils.
>>43520171Pearl Harbor was a direct unprovoked attack on the US itself so duh obviously they're not gonna brush it off but I don't think the US is gonna care much if the British sink an enemy German vessel that they claim had been transporting weapons to Irish rebels
bong
>>43519232Ah a vorssy ennemie ! Bring it on, l'âne ! Ve vill see who iz ze best super power !
>>43520897Channel your inner Napoleon
>>43520182>unprovokedNope.
Plapping Octavia so hard she starts wearing panties with the US flag on them around the house.
>>43520962>nigger behavior
>>43520962Still an Anglo>>43520964Plapping Octavia is chad behavior, my good sir
>>43520923Yep.
>>43519252Britishposting should be bannable offense
>>43521300Hey thar, Octavia! We don’t like Yanks, either!
>>43521546Octavia thinks the term 'Yank' refers to the general United States population
>>43521594Silly bong.
>>43521541Being British should be a bannable offense.
>>43521690Yes, a resounding sentiment; to all the British browsers, sorry: Go Suck A Hoof!
Donkey booty
>>43521738>Sucking on classy donkey hoovesDammit stop making me want to be Bri'ish>>43521775Donka rumpaaaa
>>43521541>t. the British government
>>43521994grey donk
>>43522427White donk
Torturing Octavia by picking Braveheart for movie night.
>>43523130What if she immediately looks into the director's early life section on wikipedia and goes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpMCUCHjsHY
octavia will never call you go'vner
>>43524028Now you made me sadWhy did you have to make me sad
>>43519828What makes you think she alone has the resources?
>>43524713I was under the assumption that we were talking about a reality where she'd be the British fuhrer
>>43524736Can I be her pet monkey?
>>43524741Sure, the donkeys will need an obedient race to do chores for them once they take over
up
>>43526552Where is it? Do I have to find it like trying to find a USB port in the dark?
>>43527322It's there, she just drank a potion that makes it invisible so the image doesn't get deleted
>>43528942We can't see it from this angle, but *one* pony actually *did* show up to this concert.Unfortunately it was Pinkie, so Octavia is going to quit in about 2 minutes when Pinkie's loud wild cheers and whistles will irritate her too much to continue playing.
>>43529190What on earth was Pinkie doing in an almost empty concert hall?
>>43529190Pinkie would never.My wife is a respectful pony. She would however throw tavi a "great concert" party once she is done to make her feel better no one showed up however.
>>43529368To be fair I think Tavi's just practicing in an empty concert to control her stage fright when the real thing starts
bap
>>43529373missing a puddle of piss
>>43530573Is this zigga serious
>>43530573haha?
>>43519232B-but Tavvy, how far back in time will you go?>"Hm, maybe bout' 80 years?">Time Machine starts>big hooves were not meant for human time machines>was inserted as 8000>"shite">Octavia is now the only pony in Sumeria>If you think about it, modern english comes from middle english comes from old french/old english comes from bythonic/germanic/latin comes from latinx2/old germanic/greek comes from indo-european/phoneacian comes from assyrian/semetic/aramaic/hittite comes from sumerian>Sumerian is true english>Pic related>𒆤𒄠𒀭𒇠𒄀𒊀𒀀𒇠𒄀 𒀠𒀭𒁭𒁭𒄀𒊠 𒃠𒀭𒊠 𒊀𒀀𒇠𒄀𒌋𒁭𒊠𒁠𒀠𒄀𒊀 𒂠𒄀𒁭𒄀𒋠𒂠 𒀭𒋠 𒄭𒆭𒀀𒇠𒁠𒋀𒌠 𒇠𒄀𒆀𒄀𒇠
>>43532634𒌋𒅗𒋫𒀀𒉿𒄿𒀀 𒈨𒂊 𒁀𒂊𒊓𒋫 𒈨𒀀𒊏𒂊 𒀀𒈾𒌋𒈾 𒇻𒂊𒀀𒊓𒋫 𒈨𒂊𒊏𒂊 𒈾𒌋 𒊓𒉺𒂊𒀀𒆪𒄿𒈾𒂵 𒂵𒂊𒊏𒈨𒀀𒈾
>>43532634>in an effort to secure British supremacy, Octavia keeps going back in time >past prehistoric man, all the way to when the first fish crawled on land
>>43534516This is genius, she will alter the continental drift so all the Earth's land will turn into one giant Great Britain!
>>43530501plap
>>43534519She’ll go back even further to the Big Bang. Then realize since she hasnt stopped existing, it was meant to happen this way.
>>43535842That's deep
boop
>>43538001beep
Octavia would brand your ass with the UK flag and tattoo her Cutie Mark on your balls to assert dominance
>>43541656Sounds hot, those Brits sure are good at colonization
are we back
>>43538636bip
>>43546934clip
>>43550068clit
>>43539422AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43550619
umb
>>43550746donk booty unf
>>43554012Anon!
bub
>>43554464pup
>>43519502EQUESTRIA IS FOR PONIES
>>43555261and human men
>>43555027sup
One day I'm going to go back in time and ensure the Iron Bitch doesn't survive. Fuck you gonna do then? Probably better than what you have done to this point.
>>43558651Huntsman voice lines in Tavi's voice would be golden>>43558652Plot twist: Thatcher's successor is even more radical
>>43558656>Thatcher's successor is even more radicalproblem was that she was competentfuck that up and who knows what could happen
>>43558660Instead of gambling with the competency of her successor, wouldn't it be more practical to just convince everyone you're God since you can time travel and have them do whatever you say?
>>43558666nice try, stan, but I think catholics may end up being a little bit suspicious
>>43558667Just relive the same day over and over again like it's Groundhog Day until you can perfectly predict whatever they're going to say and do, that'll convince em
asses
>>43561994Classy shark
bum
>>43563571cum
>>43564708>she became the Princess of Music….but at what cost
>>43565857>but at what costHer kindnessShe's the Gordon Ramsay of music now
bow
>>43568237dow
>>43519232>No more will I hear your insufferable butchering of my languageSo, will you get rid of things that speak in a Scouse or Cockney accent?
>>43569769Those are probably going to be the first to go.
>>43570336Spiffing cuppa tea
bass
>>43570336If only it were possible le to have afternoon tea with Octavia.
>>43576446That would be the best
How come she never got her own episode but ugly creatures did?
>>43580154If she got her own episode then she'd lose background mare status, and we all know background mares are the best
>>43580154She and other background mares should have had their own episodes. It would have given the show a lot more character and depth.
>>43582877Agreed, background mares really should have gotten more lore
>>43580154>but ugly creatures did?wait your mom got a episode?
>>43584745rude
>>43519232>the metric system.Yankoid larp.We used imperial. It's called imperial for a reason.
>>43591648Tavi would literally beat the imperial system into Anon's head to rid him of his yankee heritage and tap into his old Englishman lineage.
>walks into town one day>sees a crowd of ponies around a humanoid figure>it was Anon“Hey everypony look I’m Octavia.” >he gets a bunch of goofy, fake, misaligned teeth and a top hat “Tea and crumpets and some such.” >all the ponies start laughing some rolling on the floor in hysteria
>>43595258>That's it, no more Ms. Nice Donkey
>>43554013AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP DONK!!!
>>43598675I find that pleasurable.
>>43606572She's always really pretty in a dress
>Goes back to 1812>President Anon: "..Ah great, that donkey is trying to set the lawn on fire again.">'YEH GET UNION JACKT YA FAKKIN' WANKSTAIN!'
>>43607629Just hug it out
>>43611141donk if she lanky
>>43611164Lanka donka
>>43614124donk wouldn't wear fr*nch armor
>>43614176How about German?
>>43614181was she a true patriot who volunteered in 1914 or was she a later war conscript?
>>43618723She's a mare, anon. She couldn't have been conscripted
>>43519232>Art of Tavi in Swedish, French, and German uniforms>No art of Tavi in a British uniformShe would have such a fucking hissy fit.
>>43618751Clearly she's undercover. Why would a British spy wear a British uniform? Kinda defeats the whole point
>>43618767>YEH M8, BIT UV THE OL' COVERT OPERAYSHUNS, STIFF UPPA LIP & OLL THAT.
>>43618788>BONBON, STAYTUS REPO'T!>"Everything is ready, Operation Sleepy Horse is a go!">OPERAYSHUN WOT? OI FOUGHT WE WUH COLLIN' IT POSHY WOSHY COZY MOZY SLUMBA LUMBA>"I hate my job."
The time has come, the Donkey said,To talk of many things:Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax Of cabbages and kings And why the sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings
>>43618850>Octavia's code can't be deciphered because it's OLL WIMBLY NIMBLY AND SOME SOCH
>>43618751Shes not really british just vaguely european, like how Applejack is just vaguely southern and most southerners do not or laugh at the idea of cowboy hats. Shes like Eurotrish from Fosters. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R31wo0J3QjE&pp=0gcJCY8Co7VqN5tD&ra=m
>>43618471What is captivating her attention?
>>43619363CALU CALAYNO WUHK TODAYWE'RE CAB'AGES AN KINGS
>>43619363The donkey and the carpenter!
>>43622472My second favorite part of Anonymous In Wonderland is The Caucus Race where he meets Dodo-Tavia.>OOOOOOH ow' I love to sail o'er the bounding sea an oi neva neva eva do a fing about the weatha for the weatha neva neva does a fing for me!
>>43623887>Nothing could be cuter than a jolly donkus race!
>>43620592She heard me doing a donkey mating call
>>43619391Grandest piece of codswallop ever uttered
>>43620621>>43622472Wait doesnt that mean Octavia eats all these poor little oysters?
>>43626668She likes to call them yummy wummy steamy clammies
>>43626668>>43626680A LOAF OF BREADIS WHAT WE CHIEFLY NEED!
>>43626702PEPPA AN' VINEGA BESOIDES AH VERY GOOD INDEED
>"..Yeh olroit' ven..git on wiv it'..">"You grotty loh' o' bloody wankaz..you need ponies loik' may...">"So you can point your bloody 'ooves and shout: 'Oi! Ver goes the donk mare!'">"..So bid a good evening and fond farewell to the donkey mare..">'Mang'..this fuckin' burro, she really speaks to me, joo know?'
>>43628027>SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
>>43519252>>43519256>no hooves>>43519502Better.
>>43631755I love my bong woife, with hooves or without!
>>43519232Unironically the world would be much better if the British empire didn't decline. I think the main mistakes they made were:1. Give the founding fathers and American colonies just enough representation to keep them happy. You could easily keep almost all of north america2. Be more careful about where you colonize. Almost all of their African and Middle Eastern colonies were huge money sinks. Focus only on South Africa and controling the Sueze Canal. Once these areas become white and English speaking, you can start setteling the surrounding areas.
>>43631794The decline was mainly due to large wars in Europe, not just who they decided to colonize and taxIt's pretty likely they would've put the American revolution down if France didn't massively aid it or the Seven Years War hadn't drained them of all their resources
>>43631832the main problem wasn't that they experienced a disaster, it was losing the will to continue the colonial project. And public sentiment largely turned against it because the African and middle eastern colonies were a massive waste.
>>43631989They still could've kept those colonies if it weren't for the European wars stretching them thin. It was the economic exhaustion from those wars that truly made maintaining them completely unfeasible
Octavia being made fun of in a Monty Python skit
>>43635782NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY CHELLER WOIFE!HIIIYAAAAAAAAA
>>43638159God I fucking LOVE vampdonk. She oughta carry a rapier everywhere.
>>43638203Tavi fits the vampire role much better than her roommate IMO, considering how they're usually portrayed as high-class
>>43635782>>43635786OI MUMMY LOOKIT'S THE DONK ON THE TELLY WOT DOES THE SILLY WALK!
>>43638249Vinyl should've been a fucking werewolf, mark my words.https://ponepaste.org/9409
>>43638377'ER WOLKS ARE TO'ALLY NO'MAL
>>43638404Equestrian minister of funny walks
>>43638435
>>43519232>certainly no fools such as yourself arguing over the metric systemSo, just to be clear, you're going to ensure total English supremacy and then adopt a French system of weights and measures?
>>43638557OP is likely a yank
..Well why do they call her Tavi the bullet donkey?>"..Because she donkey's bullets, Avi."
>>43638573Since he has some vague understanding that other countries are real places that seems implausible.The founding fathers were a bunch of francophiles who were in favor of the metric system. They were prepared to adopt it and had ordered multiple sets of reference weights and measures. The ship carrying them sank and the civil war then distracted everyone.
>>43638582>The ship carrying them sankI wonder who could possibly have been responsible for thatAlso IIRC it didn't sink, it was just captured
>>43638577I am the donkey plapper
>>43638557Do you know the King Arthur stories everyone is mostly familiar with are French fanfiction? And the British like or use that template too?
>>43640822TAAAAAAAAKEONNNNNMAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>43641526
>>43641526Damn. We need a ponification of that music video with Octavia instead of the girl and Anon instead of the guy. Also, Dr. Caballeron's henchponys as the adversary racers.
>>43641587OI'LLLLLLLBEEEEEEEEEEEGONNNNNNNNNNNEINA DAY OR TWOOOOO-Whazzat me? Woz oi' singin' again?
>>43641587That would be amazing but it also sounds like quite a bit of work on animation
>>43641598>Just singin'!
>>43641606ODDS BODKINS SHES BLODY NUDE SHE IS!
>>43641617NAH M8, SHE'S LIQUID!
Eeyore is her father
>>43646935R.I.P. Peter Cullen
>>43646935Who is her mother then? It must be somepony sexy, because Octavia obviously inherited genes os supreme sexiness.
>>43641532>that music videoLink?
Meant to reply to >>43641587
>>43647212>>43647216Look up "take on me"
>>43647091>Who is her mother then?Maybe a mare, a lot of anons headcanon Octy as a mule
What would she say if I told her this is the species of equine she is? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_ass
>>43652389She sure is a wild ass!
>>43652389"Behold, as a wild ass in the desert go I forth to my work!"
>>43652585perfect
>>43519232You are the ONLY MARE that gives a shit when I spell color without a 'u'.Must you be so INSUFFERABLY PEDANTIC?
>>43656923First it's colour without a "u"Then it's "gonna" instead of "going to"And just before you know it, you're speaking in unsophisticated, unintelligible ziggerbabble
Haha! I love Groundskeeper Donkey!
>>43657751Donkskeeper, more like
>>43657824>Titanium>Radium>Selenium>Germanium>Indium>Alumin... um...Yanks...
>>43657738Are you also going to tell me it's pronounced "al-ooo-min-ium" as well? It's not, just so you know.
Vinyl will stop her…with the power of superior music.
>>43657857dubstep died in 2016
>>43657860>"superior music"The same non-changing uninspired rhythms repeated over and over ad nauseum.The same simplistic and shallow melody reated over and over ad nauseum.The same anemic and vapid harmony repeated over and over ad nauseum.
>>43657919This. Classical music is infinitely more sophisticated and superior
>>43657919Meant for >>43657857
Bumpa
>>43659538Rumpa
>>43660125unf
>>43660277Awoooga
>>43660277hnngh
>>43660279plap plap
The days of the Empire may seem like naught but a memory now, but (YOU) can help turn back time by voting for formal recognition of TOTAL DONKEY VICTORY.>>43663046>>43663046>>43663046Vote, faggots, in the only election that matters.
>>43519232Olivia giving FREE HORSE PUSSY? :ooo >No rebellions>No revolts>Everybody worships Olivia as true empress>Commonwealth/Empire evolves into ant colony like structureENGLAND LIVES AND MARCHES ON. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rttMih_6keg
>>43663130The Celly will be overthrown by the Cello>>43663171This but she only gives it to me
>>43663130I voted for Tavi. I hope she wins.
>>43662774AWOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP DONK!!!
>>43632028They did keep the colonies for decades after. Giving them up was ultimately a choice.
>>43664365Such a pretty jenny
It wont work. I already tried. It just creates a paradox. You can't go back to prevent the very event that motivated you to travel back in the first place. If you go back and successfully prevent the event, you erase the reason you went back. Without that event happening, you have no memory of it, no reason to change it, and therefore never travel back in time. But if you never travel back to prevent it, the event happens anyway, giving you a reason to go back and stop it all over again.
>>43664773what
The Empire demands that (YOU) cast your vote for the Anglo Ass IMMEDIATELY:>>43667459>>43667459>>43667459For Donk and Country, lads!
>>43668168RULE DONKTAVIA
I love her!I want to play music with her!I want to kiss her!I want to hug her!I want to brush her coat, mane, and tail!I want to have passionate sex with her!I want to walk in the forest with her!I want to relax at a Canterlot Cafe with her!I want to listen to her music!I love her!
>>43669493Chad
Strange donkeys giving men swords is no basis for a system or government.
>>43670636Says who?
>>43670643The common peasantry.
>>43670646What are they, some sort of autonomous collective?
>>43670646>Listening to the peasantryAre you daft? What?
Biggus Donkus demands (YOU) ignore the rabble and vote to empower the Donkey to rule FOREV- I mean, to win Miss /mlp/ 2026!>>43669212>>43669212>>43669212https://forms.gle/Mq656Wh3yfqnSLEdA
>>43671444Octavia has my vote!
>>43671444TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>43672888FUGGEN CHECKED
>>43672903Oh shit I didn't even notice, KEK
>Why yes, Applejack. I taught your sister and all her little friends how to speak correctly. She now shares MY accent and there's no going back. I suppose she'll just have to say 'herb' the right way from now on.>And that's not all I taught her. Applebloom, why don't you tell your sister about how the American revolution was a mistake? Or that is was Britain that ended the slave trade?
>>43676273Lucky Applebloom, why couldn't Octavia bongify me instead?
WELL WELL WELL
TOTAL ANGLO VICTORY>>43678138
>>43677851>>43678198FUCK YEAH
donk
>>43680540rumpa
>>43681583pumpa
>>43661078good LORD
>>43685260Donkey is lord, yes
innit bruv
>>43685814Proppa
>>43685399Indeed, I worship dat ass [Sspoiler]and belli.[/spoiler]
>>43686396brb kms now kek
>>43686396Her belli looks a little... roundAnon, is that what I think it is?>>43686402You can just delete your post and rewrite it lol
>>43686411either a full donka or you know... also it would not let me delete to repost and kept throwing an error so I accepted my fate
>>43688333>t would not let me delete to repost and kept throwing an errorThat's strange, I know it only does that if it's too early or too lateWhatevs, checked.
>>43529872this has always been my favourite sort of pony art
>>43688852It's very soulful
>>43519232you don't 'ave a loicense to do that
>>43688903She actually doz 'ave an American loicense
>>43657842Do it to all the elements ending on -ium, then I can respect the effort. Until then, you're just a twat from the colonies.
What would King Arthur think of this music mare?
>>43690555>I am quite fond of Octavia Melody
>>43690553Bloody roight!
donka rumpa
>>43692945Unf
>>43692945>>43692946AWOOOOOOOGA DONKA PLOTTA UNF UNF PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43692978Sexo burro
>every week you play this with Octavia>she always choose the Britons and easily defeats you and the enemy AI >you wonder how this can even be possible>you also wonder how she can play with hoovesHow mad would you be?
>>43693332The donk is a goddess with her hooves, I wouldn't be so surprised that she can play Age of Empires with them if she can already play a cello with total expertiseI'd also use all that energy from getting mad that I lost for plapping the fuck out of her, it's not every day that you run into a posh mare who also plays historical games
octavia is worst ponyrarity is better
>>43693872
Sorry about posting that in here lads, it just felt necessary.
>>43693933You're gonna have to be a little more specific, anon
>>43694386>>43693923
>>43694405Oh, that. It's no problem anon, just don't take things too seriously if the mindbroken rarafag starts samefag spamming again. He's a ban evading schizo and I think Octavia's victory may have permanently scarred him
