>One day I’m going to travel back in time. I will ensure Total English supremacy. No more will I hear your insufferable butchering of my language. There will be no scottish rabble, no colonial rebellions, and certainly no fools such as yourself arguing over the metric system. The best part? I’ll make sure your degenerate bloodline doesnt even exist. Are you terrified? You should be.
Cool, wanna fuck?
You gonna team up with this girl?
>>43519252She most definitely will
>>43519232Why would you make an thread like this?Do you have nothing better to do with you're time?
>>43519275>an thread
Hi. (Sorry for my bad england)
>>43519493OI! YEW 'AVIN A FOOKEN LAFF, BRUV?
>>43519252
>>43519283Trolling is a art
>>43519503WOTS A TROWLIN'? DUNYA MEAN A LIL BIT OF THE OL' TOMFOOLERY?
>>43519232
>>43519774She has some really majestic hair
>>43519232Then I guess she’ll only make the IRA even more powerful than it is by giving them even more morale. Alternatively, imagine an Ireland that actively takes sides with the Kaiserreich or the Nazis just because they’d provide aid to them to act as a bulwark against Octavia.
>>43519799I think Octavia would just bomb any major German aid shipments and immediately get the justification from the allies/entente to occupy Ireland and harshly suppress all resistance if that happenedThe IRA in this scenario shouldn't seek help from the Germans because they're way out of reach and all the dominant naval forces in the region would turn against them. They'd have more a lot more luck in convincing the United States to save them from British oppression
I tell her to make sure the British empire completely wipes out every indian. Destroy all their texts, architecture, painting, any indication of their “culture.” Then have Europe destroy islam completely.
>>43520088Those numbers don't lie
>>43519232Pretty Donkey Pet Pet
>>43519232Silly horse, the English didn’t use the metric system until the French invented in it in the 1790s, and they were going to help the US switch over, but not only was our infrastructure built so much that changing measurements would be impractical, the British also sabotaged a ship that France was sending out with tools and literature that would have assisted Americans in learning the metric system.
>>43520107What a cute lil donk>>43520130>The British prevented Americans from learning the metric systemDamn, I knew they weren't happy with the whole dumping tea in the ocean thing but that's just cruel
>>43519828But it isn’t exactly like the U.S. would brush off the sinkings of merchant vessels or Pearl Harbor as necessary evils.
>>43520171Pearl Harbor was a direct unprovoked attack on the US itself so duh obviously they're not gonna brush it off but I don't think the US is gonna care much if the British sink an enemy German vessel that they claim had been transporting weapons to Irish rebels
bong
>>43519232Ah a vorssy ennemie ! Bring it on, l'âne ! Ve vill see who iz ze best super power !
>>43520897Channel your inner Napoleon
>>43520182>unprovokedNope.
Plapping Octavia so hard she starts wearing panties with the US flag on them around the house.
>>43520962>nigger behavior
>>43520962Still an Anglo>>43520964Plapping Octavia is chad behavior, my good sir
>>43520923Yep.
>>43519252Britishposting should be bannable offense
>>43521300Hey thar, Octavia! We don’t like Yanks, either!
>>43521546Octavia thinks the term 'Yank' refers to the general United States population
>>43521594Silly bong.
>>43521541Being British should be a bannable offense.
>>43521690Yes, a resounding sentiment; to all the British browsers, sorry: Go Suck A Hoof!
Donkey booty
>>43521738>Sucking on classy donkey hoovesDammit stop making me want to be Bri'ish>>43521775Donka rumpaaaa
>>43521541>t. the British government
>>43521994grey donk
>>43522427White donk
Torturing Octavia by picking Braveheart for movie night.
>>43523130What if she immediately looks into the director's early life section on wikipedia and goes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpMCUCHjsHY
octavia will never call you go'vner
>>43524028Now you made me sadWhy did you have to make me sad
>>43519828What makes you think she alone has the resources?
>>43524713I was under the assumption that we were talking about a reality where she'd be the British fuhrer
>>43524736Can I be her pet monkey?
>>43524741Sure, the donkeys will need an obedient race to do chores for them once they take over
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>>43526552Where is it? Do I have to find it like trying to find a USB port in the dark?
>>43527322It's there, she just drank a potion that makes it invisible so the image doesn't get deleted
>>43528942We can't see it from this angle, but *one* pony actually *did* show up to this concert.Unfortunately it was Pinkie, so Octavia is going to quit in about 2 minutes when Pinkie's loud wild cheers and whistles will irritate her too much to continue playing.
>>43529190What on earth was Pinkie doing in an almost empty concert hall?
>>43529190Pinkie would never.My wife is a respectful pony. She would however throw tavi a "great concert" party once she is done to make her feel better no one showed up however.
>>43529368To be fair I think Tavi's just practicing in an empty concert to control her stage fright when the real thing starts
bap
>>43529373missing a puddle of piss
>>43530573Is this zigga serious
>>43530573haha?
>>43519232B-but Tavvy, how far back in time will you go?>"Hm, maybe bout' 80 years?">Time Machine starts>big hooves were not meant for human time machines>was inserted as 8000>"shite">Octavia is now the only pony in Sumeria>If you think about it, modern english comes from middle english comes from old french/old english comes from bythonic/germanic/latin comes from latinx2/old germanic/greek comes from indo-european/phoneacian comes from assyrian/semetic/aramaic/hittite comes from sumerian>Sumerian is true english>Pic related>𒆤𒄠𒀭𒇠𒄀𒊀𒀀𒇠𒄀 𒀠𒀭𒁭𒁭𒄀𒊠 𒃠𒀭𒊠 𒊀𒀀𒇠𒄀𒌋𒁭𒊠𒁠𒀠𒄀𒊀 𒂠𒄀𒁭𒄀𒋠𒂠 𒀭𒋠 𒄭𒆭𒀀𒇠𒁠𒋀𒌠 𒇠𒄀𒆀𒄀𒇠
>>43532634𒌋𒅗𒋫𒀀𒉿𒄿𒀀 𒈨𒂊 𒁀𒂊𒊓𒋫 𒈨𒀀𒊏𒂊 𒀀𒈾𒌋𒈾 𒇻𒂊𒀀𒊓𒋫 𒈨𒂊𒊏𒂊 𒈾𒌋 𒊓𒉺𒂊𒀀𒆪𒄿𒈾𒂵 𒂵𒂊𒊏𒈨𒀀𒈾
>>43532634>in an effort to secure British supremacy, Octavia keeps going back in time >past prehistoric man, all the way to when the first fish crawled on land
>>43534516This is genius, she will alter the continental drift so all the Earth's land will turn into one giant Great Britain!
>>43530501plap
>>43534519She’ll go back even further to the Big Bang. Then realize since she hasnt stopped existing, it was meant to happen this way.
>>43535842That's deep
boop
>>43538001beep
Octavia would brand your ass with the UK flag and tattoo her Cutie Mark on your balls to assert dominance
>>43541656Sounds hot, those Brits sure are good at colonization
are we back
>>43538636bip
>>43546934clip
>>43550068clit
>>43539422AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43550619
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>>43550746donk booty unf
>>43554012Anon!
bub
>>43554464pup
>>43519502EQUESTRIA IS FOR PONIES
>>43555261and human men
>>43555027sup
One day I'm going to go back in time and ensure the Iron Bitch doesn't survive. Fuck you gonna do then? Probably better than what you have done to this point.
>>43558651Huntsman voice lines in Tavi's voice would be golden>>43558652Plot twist: Thatcher's successor is even more radical
>>43558656>Thatcher's successor is even more radicalproblem was that she was competentfuck that up and who knows what could happen
>>43558660Instead of gambling with the competency of her successor, wouldn't it be more practical to just convince everyone you're God since you can time travel and have them do whatever you say?
>>43558666nice try, stan, but I think catholics may end up being a little bit suspicious
>>43558667Just relive the same day over and over again like it's Groundhog Day until you can perfectly predict whatever they're going to say and do, that'll convince em
asses
>>43561994Classy shark
bum
>>43563571cum
>>43564708>she became the Princess of Music….but at what cost
>>43565857>but at what costHer kindnessShe's the Gordon Ramsay of music now
bow
>>43568237dow
>>43519232>No more will I hear your insufferable butchering of my languageSo, will you get rid of things that speak in a Scouse or Cockney accent?
>>43569769Those are probably going to be the first to go.
>>43570336Spiffing cuppa tea
bass
>>43570336If only it were possible le to have afternoon tea with Octavia.
>>43576446That would be the best
How come she never got her own episode but ugly creatures did?
>>43580154If she got her own episode then she'd lose background mare status, and we all know background mares are the best
>>43580154She and other background mares should have had their own episodes. It would have given the show a lot more character and depth.
>>43582877Agreed, background mares really should have gotten more lore
>>43580154>but ugly creatures did?wait your mom got a episode?
>>43584745rude
>>43519232>the metric system.Yankoid larp.We used imperial. It's called imperial for a reason.
>>43591648Tavi would literally beat the imperial system into Anon's head to rid him of his yankee heritage and tap into his old Englishman lineage.
>walks into town one day>sees a crowd of ponies around a humanoid figure>it was Anon“Hey everypony look I’m Octavia.” >he gets a bunch of goofy, fake, misaligned teeth and a top hat “Tea and crumpets and some such.” >all the ponies start laughing some rolling on the floor in hysteria
>>43595258>That's it, no more Ms. Nice Donkey
>>43554013AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH OCTAVIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP DONK!!!
>>43598675I find that pleasurable.
>>43606572She's always really pretty in a dress
>Goes back to 1812>President Anon: "..Ah great, that donkey is trying to set the lawn on fire again.">'YEH GET UNION JACKT YA FAKKIN' WANKSTAIN!'
>>43607629Just hug it out
