>"Anon, why in the hay are ya still here?">"You been in Ponyville fer what, a few years now? An' you ain't got nuthin' to show fer it.">"No career. No business. No wife. No nothin'. Just lollygaggin' around an' tryin' ta touch mares with 'em grabby ol' hands.">"Don't cha get it? Ya don't belong here, Anon. Yer a human, and this here's a town fulla ponies.">"So why don't cha go on back to where ya came from already?">"Go on, now. Git."
Shut the fuck up nerd
>>43521209A what? Silly Applejack, I guess you must of drank too much cider. I'm a stallion and now I'll just head back to Ponyville so sober up you silly mare.
>y'all
>>43521221>he has never went to DixielandYankee...
The reason Applejack is so unpopular os because she is both too republican for libs, and too lib for republicans
>>43521209>rape
>>43521209>rape>>43521213>rape
>>43521314>rape this anon too
>>43521209Mares don’t want no scrubs.Scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from them.
>>43521529>Mares don’t want no scrubs.I thought the show was pretty good. Figured it'd be like a moe anime to mares.
>>43521209*boops her*
>>43521209I mean... you could fix the wife matter AJ...
>>43521557>This is how AJ hits on you
>>43521540I can't do this all on my own, no I know
>>43521566I'm no supermare
>>43521209>No wifeare you sure about that?
>>43521209>It's a free country>*proceeds to steal more of her apples like the disgusting homeless man I am*
>>43521209>It's another janny-protected "ponies would hate humans" thread
>>43521790>noooo you aren't allowed to post things that contradict my own headcanon!!
Ponies would be indifferent towards humans, and would not feel strongly towards you.
Ponies would be Happy towards humans, and would feel positively towards you.
>>43521790It really isn't at all?It's just saying that if you're a public nuisance that does nothing then Applejack won't like you.Which likeMost of Ponyville wouldn't desu but she definitely would not.
>>43521209neigh
>>43521529The 90s were insufferable for this kind of music to be popular.
>>43521702Does she know you're married, Anon?
>>43522392>implying she wasn't the one to accidentally get married through her power of ditzyness
>>43522118so?