>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>43520342confess your sins.
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
Last one died so young Fluttershy didn’t get a chance.
>>43522588how fast was the board moving yesterday
>>43522622I don’t know, I was at the movies.
>anon are poor starving mares begging for donations your fetsh?
>Anon sent you to the horror dimension again because you stole his socks
>>43522925And i'll fucking do it again
>>43522790No I prefer fat mares
>>43523070>"*huff fuff* anon, I... *huff huff* I gained some pounds for you...">Fluttershy said as her heart slowly gives out from her 800 pound body>"I finally... ACK!">"Fetissshhhh..."
>>43523092Sorry Fluttershy that’s a bit too big
>>43522739what did you go see anon
>>43523675Fluttershy was right behind him. You could ask her.
>>43523613AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think fluttershy is the cutest pony and you should let her sit on your lap and nap while you pet her like a fat cat.Think about it Fluttershy is the best pony to be friends with, she loves nature, she can befriend the wild animals around your home and get them to clean it, she can sing really well.I think you guys need to give her a chance.
>>43523902>t. Fluttershy
>>43523675Coyote vs Acme
>>43523902Silence yellowrat.
>>43524054That’s just mean
>>43524218we must remain vigilant
>>43523905Fluttershy feels that movie hits too close to home. Next time she wants you to see Obsession. No reason in particular.
>>43524452i've yet to see obsession, so that works out
>>43524452She probably would set up some massive lawsuit just so she could get you to take the stand in some elaborate rape attempt
>>43524935>”Your honor, may I rape the defense?”>”Proceed.”
9 is no place to be.
>>43525582im scared
>be me>be anon>Wake up with your head aching >"Oh anon~ you finally woke up.">It's the little yellow bastard>And you are now trapped in her house>"I saw you passed out drunk, and I took you her- oh never mind... I want you to eat all the eggs~">Confused and scared you can't fight the urge to cry "why are doing this??"
>>43525582thats very goodyes it's becoming my fetish
>>43526176>give anon a fetish instead of guessing it.a breakthrough.
I must admit I have a fetish for Yellow Earth__ ponies with pink hair, named Buttershy
>>43526303You'll get a Posey. Enjoy your grump.
>>43523675>what did you go see anon>as if I don't already know>>43524452Why is Fluttershy talking like she's Trixie?>Next time she wants you to see Obsession.I keep meaning to. It feels FR coded
>>43525971>"Because it's my fetish.">"Now be a good boy and eat all the eggums, Greggums.
>>43526556This is a good collage of Fluttershys
You’re hanging out to close to the rape zone, you should know better than that
>>43527243>the rape zonePicture this.
>>43527662
>>43527672That’s not gonna be a good time for him
I am going to sue Princess Celestia and the greater Equestrian government, then introduce them to my AR15 which is guarded by the 2nd Amendment, because the fact that mares think they can just help themselves to my monkey dick whenever they please is a violation of my Constitutional rights.
>>43528115>Go to court>Princess Celestia is the judge for her own trial>finds herself not guilty and charges you for contempt of court which gets prosecuted the same night>Night Court is Luna>she makes you stand in place for twelve hours straight just to have somepony around
>>43528117Luna needs company so this isn't to bad, she's a good friend, unlike her fat sister.
>>43528117Time to rebel for this obvious violation of my Constitutional rights. I am going to throw all of Celestia's tea into the harbor.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIIufQKM2K0&list=RDtIIufQKM2K0&start_radio=1&pp=ygUbWWFua2VlIGRvb2RsZSBmb2ZlIGFuZCBkcnVtoAcB
>>43528115Watch out for the lawyer mares. They're crafty, unlike Flutterstupid.
>>43528117>It's been two hours since Night Court began; no pony else besides you and Luna has shown up.>She won't stop staring at you, not even to blink, but she also looks away shyly whenever you try to make eye contact with her.>She's like a taller, darker version of Fluttershy, but hopefully not as rapey.>You can't tell just how rapey she is yet. You're yawning again. It's fucking late right now, and you're tired as hell.>Fucking night court.>You clear your throat, making the first noise that's been heard in the courtroom since you both arrived. Luna nearly jumps.So, is any pony else coming or should I just start presenting my case to you?>You straighten out the legal papers on your desk; despite Celestia's corrupt bullshit, you're hoping that her sister will give you a break.>"By all means," Luna says. "We wish to hear everything.">You're taken aback.Wait, really?>Up to this point, you kind of thought this whole thing was just gonna be another humiliation ritual of Celestia's.>"Of course," Luna says. "Your safety is of the utmost importance to us. We take it very seriously."Okay. Well-->"I watch you when you sleep."What?>"Sometimes all night.">And there it is...>Seeing the look you're giving her, she quickly adds:>"But only sometimes! As I would with any pony else that's suffering from a nightmare...">She scrunches her muzzle. Clearly, she didn't mean to come off as creepy as she just did.I don't really have many nightmares.>Not unless you're in one now.>"Yes, I've noticed."You have?>"But rest assured, when you do, you can count on me to be there by your side. You'll never face the night alone as long as I'm here with you.">Her rapey status currently: kinda rapey, but not as bad as Fluttershy.Yeah, that's kind of the problem. With all these ponies constantly trying to sit on my dick, including your sister, I haven't slept alone in ages.>Holy fuck, you're tired.>"And that is why I'm allowing you to sleep here tonight.">Her horn glows; following a flash of magic, a pillow and blanket appear in the middle of the courtroom.>"I promise that no pony will disturb you if you sleep here with me. I'll even watch you, just to make sure.">She's smiling, looking at you and occasionally gesturing hopefully with her eyes towards the hastily set up bed that's now on the floor.Yeah, this clearly isn't night court anymore, if it ever was.>"Is it not night now? Will you deny feeling courted by the gentle promise of an undisturbed rest?"Was court ever really even in session? Were you ever interested in what I had to say?>"Well, I'll gladly listen to your opening statement, if it'll help you fall asleep faster.">You yawn; your gaze shifts back and forth between her awkward, forced smile and the haphazardly placed bedspread.Fine. You can watch me sleep, but don't try anything else.>"I sometimes smell you too."Don't.>"It's never woken you up before."Just don't.>"I promise not to."Good.>"For tonight.">Fucking Luna.
>>43528325>understood that the point was being forced to stay awake continuouslyThere's hope for anonkind yetNice green. Lucky anon is so tired that she could lick him a few times while his sleep is at the deepest and he won't wake up.
>Go to sleep>Luna is on now on top of you like a cat>Your body is crushed and brokenAt least it wasn't celestia.
>>43528371Luna sleeps on me every night and my body is far from crushed and broken. Same cant be said for my dick which is always sore when I wake up from the midnight rapes while I'm asleep. Fucking sleep magic keeping me asleep and stopping me from defending myself.
>you tell the pony you don't care too much for her antics
>>43528371Her butt is to tiny crush anyone.
>>43528325>>43528538>>43528189All of (You) Anons clearly haven't read the Constitution and forgot about my AR15 which is clearly guarded by the 2nd Amendment
Somepony's waiting for meTo help her with her problems and maybe share teaI hope that I can hug her and brush her tailI will always love them, through rain, snow and hailIt's so nice to live here with everyponyAnd be a very green and dexterous monkey"Umm... There's something I have to tell you," the cute mare said.I said "Cool... but what are we going to do on the bed?"Oh no, oh no.>rape, >rape, set me freeWhy's your clit winking at me?Pray, flay but I know I will, End up smelling of hay and milkMorning's yet to comeAnd I can't get this rope undone Hugs me, says I'm cuteWhen I'm out of my black suit>rape, >rape, what the hay?!Is this some kind of stupid game?GET YOUR hooves off me!and stop eyeing my precious meatListen, I like youbut when in heat you act too lewdWait wait! Don't get near!My fetish is not your rear!Everyday >rapeEverytime is >rapeButter Horse on my dickUntil I faintEveryday >rapeEverytime is >rapeI think I'll pass out and cryFucking Fluttershy >rape, >rape, set me freeWhy's your clit winking at me?Pray, flay but I know I will, End up smelling of hay and milkMorning's yet to comeAnd I can't get this rope undone Well shit, never again I'll look at them the same Unf, unf, >rape, >rape, >rape, unf, unf, unf, >rape, unf, >rape, unfPlap, plap, clop, clop, clop, plap, plap, clop, plap, clop, plap
Fluttershy is pure and wouldn't rape anyone...
Wait I thought this was the normal Flutter thread.Continue with what you were doing.
>>43529325yellow hooves typed this post
>>43529252Rap raping isn't my fetish Fluttershy.>>43529332This is a normal flutter thread. She's always like this.
>>43522925>*LOUD NEIGHING SOUNDS*
>>43529813I'm not gonna eat you out Pinkie, no matter how many rumors you spread.
Fluttershy sleeping on your chest while curled up would be cute, you have to admit.
>>43529813>Pinkie walks up to your house like this >she hope you dont see through her ruse
>>43530059>So you'll eat out my sister then?>And then fuck a baby into her?>And then fuck another baby into her?>And then fuck another baby into her?
>>43530423>>43530477>>43530644I am going to throw all of Celestia's tea and cake into the harbor, then I am going to introduce you to my AR15 for violating my Constitutional rights.
>>43530644Pinkie, she can't talk to a stallion who is her cousin. She'll die if she knew I was within 1 mile of her.
>>43531522
I>>43531598 think you should, flutter is a really nice pownie
>>43531672This was certainly typed by hooves
Quick boost before bed
>>43530676>I am going to throw all of Celestia's tea and cake into the harborcome on, Anon, don't do that. you'll hurt their ecosystem. think of the dolphins, and the mermares, and the sea ponies.can you really live with yourself knowing that you're killing the sea ponies, anon
>>43532756Yes those bastards owe me 6 bits and they keep trying to pay in sex!
>>43532759is that why Fluttershy keeps asking me for about tree fiddy
>Here's that tree fiddy back that I owed you, Anon.>I can pay back the interest too, if you want...
page 9 is a sketchy place to be
>>43532756>Can you really live with yourself knowing that you're killing the sea ponies, anonYes, and I'll do it with my AR15 which is guarded by the 2nd Amendment
>>43529325fluttershy you're such a liar
>>43532822I'm taking you to court rat.
>>43534248>Oh, you're going to court me?
>>43534268And the judge is going to throw the book at ya.
>9
She doesn’t just want to rape your dick.She also wants to rape your face.She wants to rape your smooth, hairless skin with her tongue.
>>43534268I'm pretty sure I could bleat her at basketball
late night boop
>>43534923>That sounds fun, Anon, I'd love to play some ball with you. I've actually been working a little on my defense.>We can make it interesting too. Maybe the loser has to do something nice for the winner, like maybe get her some flowers or something.>Oh! Or maybe you'd have to spend an hour brushing my mane with your fingers...>But, um, I don't want to push you. We could just play normally too, if you want. No pressure.>I just really want to play with your balls---I mean, play some ball with you.
>theres another guy that shows up in Equestria >you think he'll be an ally but alas no.>you have not just fluttershy but a dude randomly showing you horse butt and arguing a their case
>>43535183good to see mr. hands made it to Equestria
>>43530644Why is Pinkie always trying to pimp out her sister? Does she get off on it?>Wait, Nonny, don't leave yet! You can't go without at least giving my sister a kiss goodbye.>Don't make me come get you...
>>43535183Fluttershy sees what AJ gets and wonders why the world is so cruel.
Does anyone have the drawing of Fluttershy facing forward making a rape face with the text "A predator has forward facing eyes"?
>>43535223>Does she get off on it?probablyGod knows what horrors awaits Anon if he actually hooks up with Marble, but keeps the Pink Menace uninformed about their "private matters"
>>43535617
>>43536122She just eyes for the prize, and anon is a stunning prize.Reminder this could be (you)~ but ya need to let her into your life to get such happiness.
>Use case for consent?>I don't need that.
quick bump
>go to market to buy milk>all milk has been replaced with Fluttermilk>the ponies love it>there are no plans to return to regular milk and the cows have moved away
>>43536775Move with the cows.
>>43536803>day 78>your disguise is holding up and the cows suspect nothing>something yellow is stalking the herd though>as long as you keep moving with the cows, she can't tell which one is you
>>43536775>Pinkie used Fluttermilk to make some kind of custard.>the subtle lemony zest from the Fluttermilk is perfect.>Ice cream treats are tasting better too.>Constantly buying lemony sugar cookies every other day.it's keeping me up at night anons, help.
>>43537176Moments before throwing her out the house.
>>43537176Another uninvited "sleepover" cancelled.Let's hope Twilight doesn't hear about how unfriendly Anon is.
>>43537254I’ll toss her too!
>>43537176makes me smile seeing her yanked away like that
>>43537237>>43537254>>43538148Make love not war
>>43536249>she spends the entire date grinding on your crotch
>>43537237>>43537254>>43537674>>43538148Anon you can stop being a tsundere, Fluttershy just likes you a lot, and it's okay to feel a way about her. Close your eyes. and let your lips meet hers. It's okay and perfectly normal.Say it.with.me.I. Love. You. Fluttershy.C'mon say it anon, you can only truly feel better when you admit what's in your heart. You love me, anon.Fluttershy was meant for you!Tell her your fetish I can love you more deeply in more ways than one~
>>43538365Call me Tsundere one more time weeb and I'll make you have flashbacks to your acme filled highschool days with all the bullying you had.
>>43538463>acmeWile E. Coyote pls
>>43538546Don't forget genius!
>>43538463tsundere~
>Oh anon sorry for waking you I was worried you'd have low quality sleep by yourself, so I invited myself over. While you were sleeping you put your arms around me, so clearly you want to hug me, so why not close your eyes and cuddle up with me tonight~
i want fluttershy to rape me :)
>>43538546What gets me is that those crazy Rube-Goldbergian plans must have been successful against other pretty for him to have developed that level of confidence in using them...
>>43539105>"Your wish is my command, fucktoy."
>rainbow dash broke all her bones trying to rape you>her friends are all in there trying to help her feel better >do you go in there and tell them the truth?>do you go in there and sabotage dashes recovery?
>>43539238>be me>be anon>day who the fuck knows in Horselandia>be standing outside of Rainbro’s hospital room>be feeling awkward>shift my weight as I watch Purplenerdle reading a book to unconscious Rainbro>lean my ear toward the door>”Oh! This is my favorite one. Article 15, clause 7 of the Equestrian Interspecies Cooperation Act. The representative interspecies parties, herein defined as per Article 1, clause 1, agree to abide by the law of ponies while in the borders of Equestria as described by Article 1, clause 2. Creatures of non equine morphology, see Article 1, clause 2, subsection c, forego all rights to bodily auton…”>realize that she’s reading a fucking law book>mind blanks out the droning of horse law>sweet god I can still hear droning on>all right brain, let’s think about other things>like Rainbro?>fuck you too, brain>look back to Rainbro>full body cast>ventilator even helping her breathe>even a heart monitor tucked beside the bed>wince>feel the sinking shameful feeling of responsibility>you couldn’t have known she would be the one who…>shut up brain or I’ll slam your casing against the wall>if you don’t want me thinking, maybe you should go talk to the horses>realize brain is an asshole, but it’s right>realize I’m avoiding this conversation>take a step forward into the room>”And that, Rainbow Dash, is why you can just get well and try again.”>Nerdle looks up from her book as I make my way to Rainbro’s bed>Nerdle narrows her eyes and smirks>”Oh! Look, Rainbow. Anon came to visit you. Hello Anon.”>think this idiot horse doesn’t even know that Rainbro is unconscious>not so smart now, are you Nerdlight?>open mouth to mock the mare, but get interrupted as Rainbro’s heart monitor starts to beep louder>look to Rainbro>her eyes are wide and dilated the way Pink horse’s get when she sees a cupcake>god those eyes hurt>I can feel her judging me>heart monitor still beeping rapidly>she’s probably traumatized by your presence>fuck you brain I don’t need to hear that>take a step closer and sigh>beeping grows faster>don’t fucking say anything brain>”Hi Bookhorse. And Rainbro…”>Nerdle looks expectantly at me>smugness is radiating off her like magic>or maybe that’s just magic>you’re avoiding it again>fuck right I am>beep beep beep beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP>fine, fuck it all already>place a hand on Rainbro’s bed>look her dead in those dilated eyes>”Look, Rainbro. I’m sorry for what happened. I don’t know why you were trying to enter my house, but I’m sorry you accidentally got stuck in my improvised anti-Butter-rapist system. I hope we can still be bros when you get out of here.”
>>43539280>all right brain, let's think about other thingsthis nigga talkin to his brain!haven't read that in a green for a while now.I do wish you wrote it in second person, but I still like it so far.>realize that she's reading a fucking law bookand Dash can't do shit about it either. that's just fucking torture. they never should have let Purplenerdle have friends, she's got issues
>>43539280This is almost like the time you got turned into a cupcake by Panko, Rainbro.
>>43539238>eat beans>visit Rainbow in hospital>stand next to her ventilator>fart>wish her a speedy recovery >leave>have a drink on the way home
>>43522561Fluttershy won't let me fuck her anal so that's why I prefer to hang out with Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia
>Sorry fluttershy I'm not into horses, humans are my fetish
>Applejack tells off Anon for being a bombastic NEET>Offers him a job at her farm>Hard manual labour>Decent pay, conditions, and training>Actually just a ruse to isolate him and get him somewhere remote where she can rape him in peace>Anon now has to do his job and fend off his new boss' advances
I want a mare to lick my willy.But not Fluttershy.
>>43540009EqG Fluttershy knocks on your door the next morning.
>>43540306No Jaundice is not my fetish fluttershy
>>43540101>need money to lie in ponyland>sign an employee in which you agree to buck Apples>notice too late that "Apples" is capitalized
>>43540300>be anon in Equestria>become ocean explorer to avoid Fluttershy>shipwrecked>rescued by surprisingly intelligent killer whale >name it Willy >attempt to get your killer whale friend licked by a pony, as required by archaic pony law>royal whale licker is Fluttershy >now she knows where you are again>impounds your whale and refuses to lick him until you meet her demandsFree Willy
>be me>be Applejack>Fluttershy is going on a long talk about anon(again...)>"Oh Applejack what do you think Anons fetish is?"*sigh*Fluttershy I'm gonna be real with you, anon ain't like you and me, and I don't think he'll be happy with you.>"Wh-WHAT!?"Anon is a weird bald monkey and we are ponies, he doesn't belong here and while we can't send him back to his old home, but we can make right by him by sending back into the wild where it belongs.>"I don't know what you are saying Applejack are you insane, he'd get bullied by the other apes! He's to weak to take care of himself~"Then how did he survive back home? Anon is a fully grown ape and can fend for himself, ponyville is a completely unnatrual place for someone like it. *sigh*Fluttershy if you truly love somethin you gotta set it free, and anon sure ain't free here. You need to do to the right thing.>*tears stream down fluttershy's face as she hears this and runs away*>be me>be anon>You hear the hooves of the yellow pest banging at your door>You ready your broom to shoo her out >As you open the door you get hit with a net>"I'm sorry anon, but I have to let you go~"Uhhh, if you are letting me go how come you trapped me like this?>"Well you see Applejack tld me I needed to let you roam free so I'll be releasing you into the wild where you belong~">wtfwtfwtfwtf this bitch kidnaps you and now she's gonna just throw you out in the middle of the woods>"But don't worry I'll visit you and give you snacks to help you adjust~">And she's still gonna invade your space when she's done!?ENOUGH! LET ME OUT!>"Don't make this harder for me anon, I love you and I only want your happiness~">Yellow freak says with tears down her eyesT-This isn't my fetish! You can stop now!>"Goodbye nonny~">FlutterRat just flies off and now I have to make my back>Didn't even get to finish lunch>Fucking Fluttershy>Fucking Applejack
>>43540624Now is the time to move to another town. They’ll never know.
>>43540627>Make your daring escape to another town far away from Ponyville>"Um, Hi there. My name is Flitterheart. Is hoofholding your fetish?"
>>43539399The joke was that Twilight was reading a law about why Rainbow could legally rape anon. Because anon is not an equine, he does not have legal protections over his body autonomy within the confines of Equestria. Been reading a lot of old fanfics lately, so the brain trope seemed appropriate. It’s harder to write in second person though. Maybe I’ll give it a try next time I write a green.
>Be Anon paying taxes in Equestria >these taxes, you think to yourself, feel an awful lot like eating ass>Princess Celestia snaps you back to attention, cant slow down now dont want to get a tax penalty
>>43540687Fluttershy if she pop tart
>>43540435What kind of AI-generated ESL sloppy is this?
>>43541125Flutterrape has officially licked the whale
>>43541034>twilight is behind you in line so you suppose youre doing something right
>>43541034>>43541294Throw Twilight in.
>>43542004You forgot to bump
>>43542025Good on you anon
>>43540687Recolors aren’t my fetish Fluttershy.
bro warding the house does NOT prevent Fluttershy from entering, how the fuck do i beat this bitch?
>>43542955Hire a bully mare to guard your house
>>435429551/2>be you>be anon>be day fuck you can’t sleep in Equestria>thinking impaired>start drawing sigils on windows>remember Twiggy mentioned you have no magic>continue scrawling whatever random shapes you can think of over your walls>continue wasting the crayons you stole from minitature apple horse>you are at your wit’s end>locks mean nothing to that slippery menace>her army of rodents could make or find the most impossible of gaps to enter>once they enter, they use their tiny paws to unlock the locks>you remember the first time you woke up to the chittering and squeaking>it was a living carpet of rats>fuck Ratatouille>snap the crayon in your hand against the wall>you switch to pink, vaguely aware that the color is called “human shaft pink”>why the fuck is that a color?>continue scribbling in messier circles>reinforcing the walls and seams with iron mesh was a costly investment>and it still failed you>finish covering every inch of your darkened house with crude crayon drawings>remember how she somehow managed to get caterpillars through the wire mesh>you had a quiet few days before they grew into a swarm of butterflies>how the fuck do butterflies even open locks?>stumble to your kitchen>eyes feel gritty from the butterflies scales you still haven’t managed to entirely clean from your house>foot crunches on a leftover chrysalis>you lean down to the ridiculously low set pony cupboards>you wanted to renovate this pony house>you wanted to set the countertops higher and add biped friendly cupboards>but all of your extra bits go towards fortifications>start throwing cans off the shelf>slide entire bags of flour onto the floor>there it is>exactly what you needed>you hastily grab onto the bag of table salt>it feels like sweet salvation>you hastily jump up, hitting your head on the edge of the countertop>”Celestia damnit!”>your eyes throb from lack of sleep and pain>after a moment you steady yourself and shuffle off to the door>you begin to pour a straight line of salt along the seam of your doorway>but you know it’s not enough>it’s never enough with butter-rapist>you go to each window and pour a line of salt>you need to be sure>every single window needs to be warded
>>435429902/2>your mind isn’t even working as you finally finish your grand task>you look around at the fruits of your labor>piles of salt line every entryway’s seam>scribbles cover every inch of wallpaper and every pane of glass>for a moment, you feel relief>you feel like you might have accomplished something>you feel like you might be able to sleep without putting a lock on your underwear drawer>you walk into your bedroom exhausted>you feel the dull ache of your swelling head>but you feel safe>then you see it>scribbled on your wall in human shaft pink is a line of horseshoes and similar symbols>like some kind of hellish Wingdings>a font of pure madness>it’s fucking horse language>but you don’t need to get your dictionary to understand it>you’ve seen the exact same words thousands of times>it’s how she always ends her obsessive notes>”See you tonight, Anon. Love, Fluttershy.”
>>43542961Fluttershy would out bully the bully if there was even a chance she thought that mare being there was because it’s your fetish
>>43542990>the color is called "human shaft pink"the human crayons taste the best
>>43543156Fluttershy couldn't bully a midget. Not even Warwick Davis.
>>43543233>be anon>Rainbro invites you to taste the rainbow later>arrive to thisWhat do?
>>43543237Be a good guest and eat the crayon.
>>43543234Flutterjerk is still in there, ready to strike
>>43543245And my browser's unselecting the files again
What I told I had a fetish for Mares falling down a long set of stairs?Boom now she's in the hospital!
>>43543254>"Really?! Let's do it together, Anon!""Whut...">She grabs you around the waist and drags you with her as she tumbles off the top step.>The two of you bounce and roll down the stairs until you reach bottom."Ow.">Fluttershy crawls on top of you and grinds her marehood on your crotch until the medics arrive to transport to to the horsepital"Welp, that backfired spectacularly.">Fucking Fluttershy...
>Fluttershy I'll tell yo my fetish...>in 3-4 business days
>>43542993Madness has consumed Anon.
>>43543248I mean the Iron Will episode alone proves she can be a perfect bully.
Being real Ithink I have a hair fetish
>>43544231
>>43544257You look trust worthy, don't tell fluttershy, but I have a fetish for Pink hair
Are we back?
>>43544461yessir.
Fluttershy I think I hate to come clean... I'm in love with somepony.>(yay~ that's me...)The cutest, most passionate pony!>(he's right!)The only pony able to win my heart with a winning smile and warm heart!>(YESYESYESYESYES)Limestone Pie!!>"YEAH! NOW WERE TALKING, FINALLY SEE IT yay WOOOOOOOOOO!">"I'd just like to say I always knew were meant to be, and fate would draw us togethe- hold on my friends I'm getting an important newsflash from Angel Bunny!">"pspspspspsp""I'm making a complete what of myself?">"pspspspsppsps">"the most embarassing thing you've ever seen?">"pspspspsp">"And now it's worse because I keep repeating everything you say into the Megaphone?"
>>43544490
>"Oh">"Anon! you looks human today"...>"..."What is that supposed to mean?>"Oh nothing really, but anyways you smells nice.">Dashie is rubbing up against your leg>"OH OH, I almost forgot here!">Dashie gives you a bag of feathersW-What's this for?>"so you can always have a bit of me with you, and you can smell them! Speaking of which you should give me something of yours that I can smell anytime anywhere!">Why is she so... Intense...>You just give her your tie in hopes she'll leave you alone>"OHMYGOSHYESYESYES!">Rainbow Dash flies off instantly>But at least it's over>"Hey Anon, I never expected you'd be into Rainbow Dash">The Purple one...What do you mean by that exactly?>"Well it's that time of year now, so she's courting you. Did you seriously not know that you agreed to marry her when you gave her your tie?"No! >"Oh... That's not good."How do I explai->"I'm sorry anon, you can't stop Rainbow Dash, she owns you now and will stop at nothing to have you. And legally speaking you signed away your rights as soon as you gifted her... But I'll be more than happy to show up on your wedding day! Good Luck!">fuck my life
>>43544725Funny stuff anon
>>43543237shove the crayons in her cunt and then eat her out>>43543248kekbrowser raped anon
The tardlight anon made a comic based on that one pony-oh green where Applejack harasses Anon for not eating apples.>>43533619>>43533742>>43533866>>43533962
It's Anon time!
>>43545313lol
>>43545527>punts both fillies towards th Everfee Forrest
>...>God dammit.>After all these years.>She finally guessed right.>Heh.>Fucking Fluttershy.
>"Oh hey anon, I didn't see you there."... You asked me to come here...>"Oh yeah, I think I did that. But now that we're here how about some cider, we can share."I'd like my ow->"Nonsense! Sharing is caring you know? Gives Me a Cider we can share!">Dashie just keeps winking at you agressively, with a smug look.Our cider is her->"Great! you take a sip first!">you take the smallest sip and instantly when you place it down Dashie grabs it and rotates it so she swigs it down in the location you planted your lips.>"Tastes even better than usual!>She isn't subtle at all, and yet she thinks she is.>"Anyways did you know I'm one of the wonderbolts now?"Yes. You've told me twelve times already.>"I can make it thirteen times."No than->"how about I carry you home.">Anything to end this shitYes. Please.>"Here we go then!">Rainbow dash flies me around constantly stopping to show me around every location drawing out our time together, before finally sending me home.Okay, that was great and all but I have to go bed.>"Wait I think I hurt my wings, I can't fly home so you'll have to take m->I slam the door in on her face but she's already flew insideI thought your wings were hurt?>"Oh, they are. Very sore maybe if you massage them I'd feel better?">You notice your living room is dark, with lit candles, the couch has rose petals on it>Before you get a word out Dashie jumps on the couch>"C'mon rub my wings anon!">Fucking Rainbow Dash
>>43546660she'll never leave you alone, she's like a fucking child. a horny child that wants to fuck an alien
Keep enemies closer! Anon should always sleep with Fluttershy leg locked and arm locked so he can have a peaceful night.
>>43544725>>43546660I like innocent rainbowrape (is it even "rape" when Dashie doesn't try to molest Anon directly?)Thanks for oneshots, Anon
>Day drastic measures in Equestria.>"Hello, Anon. Is pegging your--"Not today, Flutters.>"Huh?"The fetish guesses end today.>She stares at you.>"But I haven't even started this one yet. My harness is still empty. Look...">She lifts her back leg up, so the bottom of her hoof points up towards your chest, and gives you a good look at her crotch.>True to her word, the spot just below her stiff nipples, where a fake cock would normally be attached, is empty.>She sees you eyeing the open briefcase full of assorted dildos she brought with her. Her ears fold.>"I didn't know which ones would appeal to you the most, so I just brought one of each."One of each?>"Species. I gathered different kinds of cocks, from every creature in Equestria that I could find, and brought them all here, for you.">She smiles.>"All except for, um, the dragon one. I'll have to borrow Pinkie Pie's tuba case first before I try and lug something that big here on my own."Fluttershy, my asshole is, like, the size of a dime.>"A what?"One bit.>"Oh. I know. It'll stretch though."...>"Won't it?"This is not my fetish.>"Are you sure? Can I at least show you a few, just so I know that you're really sure?"I'm really sure.>"But maybe I could just show you one or two? Just so I know you're really, really sure?">You sigh.>"Is that a yes?">She just can't take no for an answer.>"So, um, is there a certain attachment you'd like to see me put on first? We could start with this pony one. It's called the Juicy Stallion.">She pulls out a pony dildo.>"Or maybe I could interest you in this adorable Breezie prick. I actually got this one on sale.">She pulls out what is clearly a thimble with two little rubberband straps on opposite sides.This has to end.>"What?"It's over, Fluttershy. I'm taking drastic measures to make sure of it.>She watches intently as you reach down into your pants and grab your junk.>"W-What are you gonna do, Anon?" she says, her wings now half-rigid in anticipation. "Something drastic---like maybe something to me?"Something I should've done a long time ago.>"You seem a little tense, if you don't mind me saying so. If you want, I could give you a nice massage, um, down there to help relax you first."Not today, not ever.>You firmly grasp it.Today, I'm taking charge of my own destiny.>Pull on your dick like you're starting a lawnmower.DRASTIC MEASURES!!>Rip your cock clean off.AAAAAAGGHGAGH!!!>Hold your severed manhood up to the sky.I'M FREE!!!!>Fluttershy turns white; she's too stunned to do anything other than focus on not fainting.>"Oh my! Anon, no! What did you do?!">You ignore her.>Still screaming, you throw your cock up in the air.BEGONE!>Dash swoops in just then and grabs it.>"Yoink!">Takes off with your dick in a flash, presumably towards her bedroom.>Fluttershy watches it all happen.>hfw>Hit play on the boom box.>Hammer dance into the sunset while this blares out:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oohFGOmcxuo
>>43547368Don’t die of blood loss.
>>43547368>suggest pegging to anon>he gets so excited he rips his dick off so I never think of suggesting anything else
>>43544725When fluttershy finds out Anon accepted dashie's advances and marriage proposal she'll be livid. She'll probably kidnap him and keep him locked in her basement where she'll do many unspeakable things to him and to keep him away from rainbow, who'll likely also be going insane at his disappearance. This anon is hella fucked
>>43548213Wars have started over less
>>43548213>>43548309Princess Celestia takes possession of Anon in order to restore peace.
>>43548329Luna won't be happy...
>>43548197new op pic hell yeah
>"Keeping your bed warm anon~"
>>43548329Need a version of this woth Anon
>Fluttershy rcks back and fourth in prisonanon, anon, anon, anon, anon, anon, anon, anon>Years of saying no>Years without a single fetish found>Fluttershy had snapped completely and needed to be taken away as she coated her house and everypony around ponyvile with the word "anon"anon when did you get here? I knew you could stay away from me... We were meant to be~>Fluttershy said talking to her shadowWhat's that? you have a way out? Just for me?>Be me>Be anon>Yellowrapist was taken away for going nuts>It's been really peaceful, you sleep like a baby, you sit on your ass avoiding your taxes, and non one comes to bother you.>Everything is just great>You feel a rumbling from under you>And before you know it, the floor under you has completely broken>As you fall you land right on top of>Her>"anon! I got your psychic message you sent me and thanks to the power of love I dug out and tunneled my to your house~ Now we can finally be together!"Get the hell away from me you freak!>You slam your foot into her face but she doesn't even flinch or budge, in fact you feel like your leg was hitting solid rock.This! THIS ISN'T MY FETISH!>"oh nonny~ It's my fetish~">A chill falls down your spine as she bites your pant leg and drags you into the darkness, like a demon pulling you to hell.>In a muffled voice Fluttershy says "We can finally be together in our nest, and once I'm o top, we'll never seperate again~">Freaky bitch looks at you with crazed, hungry eyes, like a tiger holding onto it's meal.>The light grows dimmer and your screams feel endless, no matter how hard you try to fight her nothing changes. >You just go deeper, and deeper, and deeper, deeper, deeper..>Deeper...
>>43522925>that time she found the cum sock
>>43549193
>>43549364She’s turned into a molemare.
>>43549364>fluttershy being delusional again
quick bump before bed
Do not openIf opened you must share one fetish
>>43551001Okay. Yellow mares who like animals are my fetish.
>>43551001My fetish is teats one cup size larger than Fluttershy’s at any given moment.
>>43551062I'm shutterfly and I'm your new wife~
>>43548329Humping Celestia's sunbutt
>>43550250twilight's is fatter.
>>43551263With a tiny horn.
>>43551435magic is stored in the butt anon
>>43528335>she could lick him a few times while his sleep is at the deepest and he won't wake up.lick him where?
>>43551815Your ponut
>>43552398I'm tired of pretending to hate Fluttershy! My fetish IS Fluttershy! I LOVE FLUTTERSHY!!
>>43552406Post hooves
>>43552398Hfw I tie her in the cuck chair and have sex with literally any mare that isn't her
>>43552497Make her have sex with stallions.
I have a fetish for Mare's who got their tubes tied.
>>43552497Any mare?
>>43547368kek
Fluttershy is a necessary evil, without her checking on Anon everyday, he would end up horsemarried to another mare before he knew what was going on.>During your early morning jog, blue dog spots you while she was stretching to practice maneuvers>She flies up to you and exchange some banter>Some racism later, both of your routines have turned into a bootleg bootleg iron pony competition>You end up exercising to exaustion trying to one up eachother before half of ponyville has even awoken>Rainbro starts working out with you on the regular basis and you start to push eachother's limits>You both come to realize the other wasn't insufferable as you had initially assumed, so you start to hang out every now and then outside of training>After a few days you start to get lunch togheter too>Being devilish and getting couple's discount even though you aren't togheter>Laughing all the way to the last bite as you mockingly call eachother by endearing, quirk and sweet names>At some point she trained so hard that she ended up too tired to fly home safely, so she ended up showering at your house while she rests her wings for an hour or so>Then again after a few days>Then even when she didn't seem all that sore>Then it just became an habit>At this point you have both your protein shakes ready by the time she gets out of the bathroom>She starts to pitch in some eggs and milk for your troubles>So the next day you one up her by having pancakes to go with the shakes >Then she decides to shower faster to catch you in time to help with breakfast>Later you retort by adding fish to the brunch>Before the week ends she counters by bringing a bratwurst>If you did her dishes, she swept the kitchen floor>you're both living better and saving so many bits you decide to start getting dinner togheter as well>sometimes you get home first and you cook, sometimes you get home to a nice cooked meal and some good company waiting for you>at first some dinners turn into sleepovers, then she hardly sleeps at home anymore>In a rather chilly night you both decide to share the bed for the extra heat>from then, it was every night>you are already sharing everything but the toothbrushes>Then Rainbow gets a her most devilish idea yet: they could get married for the massive tax breaks>months go by and you had no time alone to relieve your pent up hormones. Estrus comes around and Dashie asks for your help.>You were 'just' going to help each other>-just- a rub with hands and hooves>then it became ~just~ a rub with both your parts touching>then <just> the tip would come im>then it was *just* this once>just until you're both satisfied>just when you both wanted>just once week>just once a day>soon she was pregnant with the the only child you'd have togheter>just one more>just a couple more>just>Before you know you start to buy everything in bulk.So always thank Fucking Fluttershy for sparing you from something like this ever happening to you.
>>43553348Weird fetish but I dig it
>>43553348Wait a minute this isn't friendship, this is a lovey dovey wholesome relationship! Those dang dirty mares tricked me again.
>>43553215Whatever it takes, I guess.>>43553348What if I just take my baseball bat and beat these mares senseless until they finally agree to leave me alone?
>be me>be anon>Hearing a knocking on the door>The yellow pest no doubtI will not fuck you fluttershy.>"What the hay!? Ew I just wanted to give you your mail, it was sent to me by mistake, you disgusting bald monkey~">Fluttershy throws my mail at me and slams my door shut>Fucking fluttershy
>>43553852No, Fluttershy, being a rude prude is not my fetish
>>43553914>https://tantabus.ai/images/93469
>>43553852>she just tears up your mail on your porch
>>43523092>>43523655>*cuts her big belly open with a lightsaber*>*crawls inside of her to escape from the harsh Crystal Empire blizzard*>*lies down all snuggly warm inside her Flutter belly*>*head ends up right next to her pussy*>*takes a whiff, makes a face afterwards*And I thought she smelled bad on the outside.
>>43553348Nice work, kek.
>>43553486
happy birthday anon, make a wish and be su reto state your fetish or else it won't come true~
>>43555061My fetish is for Flutters to die
>>43553348Good thing this will never happen.
>>43555194
She just invited herself in while I was out.
>she becomes a scary fucking bat >triggering your deepest fears you accrued after you parents died>you have to rise up to combat her and your vengeance
>>43555884>Anon became the the thing he feared most...>"Y-You! You are!That's right. I'm Flutterman...
>>43555716How rude
>>43554094that's obviously Meanshy. Fluttershy would be the one gluing all your mail back together, and slipping little love notes inside each envelope as she does.nothing like opening up your heat bill and finding human x pony smut waiting for you inside.
>>43553348>She starts to pitch in some eggs and milk for your troublesthe milk I understand, because she can just get that out of her teats, but how did she make the eggs? can dash lay eggs?
>>43556514>but how did she make the eggs? can dash lay eggs?DYEWTS?It’s literally in S2 you retard
>>43556527are you saying that Dash lays an egg in season 2? just like a birb? cause i don't remember that episode, the Dashie Eggs onedoes she smell them too?
>>43556528>hurr I’m pretending to be retardedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stare_MasterThere’s your answer, even better is that it’s in S1.Watch the fucking show.
>>43556530>stare mastereh, it was okay. this is one of those episodes you really don't need to watch more than once. I forgot Dash was even in it. she is in it, right?
>lezzes out amd forgets to come bother you the next morning
>Pay Anon a surprise visit to try and force him to get a marefriend>Fluttershy is trying to vore him
