I want to send a fuckton of packages just so I can interact with cute Mail Mares.
>>43523761Sorry, best you'll get is Mail Stallions.
>>43523786This is fine too
>>43523761>I got a package.
>>43523761That purple one is cute, she got a name?
>>43523761male.....mares?
>>43523942fuck
>>43523761I only recall non-Derpy mailmares being featured only jn a single episode (Sugar/Sweetie Belle nonsense)were they ever shown again?
>>43523786UNFF EVEN BETTER
>>43523761I want them to gangbang me.>>43524060Appointed Rounds.
>>43524430I'd appoint her rounds to the position of my dick warmer, if you know what I mean.
>>43524430>I want them to gangbang me.I, on the other hand, only want one of them
>>43523761>Hmmmm yes sir that'll be 20bits delivery fee, plus 10bits tip, plus 15bits tax, plus 5bits packaging, and an optional 2 bits for Princess Twilight's Yak empowerment program.Would it really be that nice?
>>43524635>plus 10bits tip>implying Equestria has American tipping culture I would still tip Derpy, though>plus 15bits tax>implying Equestria has taxes>and an optional 2 bits for Princess Twilight's Yak empowerment program>implying S8+ is canon
>>43524430Thanks, anon.
>>43524813You're welcome.
>>43523761Mmmmm... I want one of these cuties to deliver mail to me so I can grab and plap her until she can barely fly. Then she'll keep "misdelivering" mail to my door so they get an excuse to get plapped every day and be filled with my wondrous seed. She'll be flying around leaking my semen when finishing her rounds for the day.
>>43523761Do you think any of them have ever thought about going postal?
>>43523786Best stallion is a mail stallion so I'm not complaining.
>>43525278CARLOS!
>>43525288I'd let him deliver my mail anyday.
>>43525288I'd care for his package if you catch my drift.
>>43525278They don't have time for that.they are always flying long distances to deliver in places that are mails away
>>43524178Road to Friendship
i love my wife derpy
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/4/11/2008691.pngHot dawg!
>>43527619>Season 8
>>43527635Uh, help you with what exactly?>innocently blinks
>>43527635JANNY-SAMA GET DOWN!1!!
>>43525288Imagine massaging his wings when he comes home after a long mail route. Also after looking at his pre-Tamers12345 artwork I found that some people shipped him with Derpy and there's some art of the two.
>>43527846Do you guys think that the underwing stinks as bad as the legpits?
>>43527635>using derpibooru for an artist that's DNP'd and moved to altbooruswhy
>>43528336>muh altbooruswe get it, you're a kid-diddling nazi, but keep it to yourself
Anons will fall for the bait above.
>>43528340the artist literally moved to twiwhat's the point of looking for the guy's work on derpi when it hasn't been updated in years?