I think Derpy Hooves is an extremely cute pony. I want to brush the Derp. I want to pet the Derp. I want to boop the Derp. I want to hold the hoof of the Derp. I want to give a muffin to the Derp.
But would you love her even if she was EVIL!?
>>43531184me too anonafter >>43523761 I was thinking about Ponyville's other mailmares: how would they affect (You)r relationship with Hooves? Would they be jealous or just happy that their klutz coworker is successful in finding love?
>>43531191what would evil Derpy even do? Eat cupcakes?
>>43531203She curses all cross-eyed ponies while hiding her own strabismus by covering one eye with her hair.
>>43531221doesn't make sense as a Nightmare Moon variant desu
>>43531203She says she hates muffins.
>>43531232You haven't answered the original question.
>>43531241...what question?
>>43531242Derpy it's nice that you love yourself so much, but you didn't need to make a thread just to tell us.
>>43531249>post wife>get confused for wifeanon, I...
>>43531251Derpy...
>>43531251Look at the mirror, if you see Derpy please don't think your wife is trapped in a mirror dimension, you are wife, you are Derpy.
>>43531259Huh? I am not Derp?
I think if hasbaro wants to succeed, they need Fuast, and they need to make a new mlp with derpy in it as a main character.
>>43531574Truth!
>>43531286i love this mare so much
>>43531574 and her adventures with Marble - two sweet, innocent mares. Derpy makes Marble laugh and come out of her shell.
I looked in the mirror and saw Derpy, but when I turn around she vanishes.
>>43531710I can imagine it being one of those shows where the leads don't talk and exclusively use body language