>Oh nononon>It's infecting the anons here>Ahh Ke Gaa Luuuu /AKGL/ general soon- Anonymous, >>43502342Guess this is becoming a thing now. Ahh ke gaa, luuuuu!Previous: >>43481255
Luu Gaa Ke Ahh
>>43534100LA LI LU LE LO
ᚨᚲᛖᚷᚨᛚᚢ
i don't think we need a general for this. the first thread was fun, but i think it's better if it just stays as the one thread, at least for a while.
>>43534125i think that's a meme in itself
>>43534100let shit be a one off you fucking nigger we dont need a general for everything it just kills the joke
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AH KEEEE GAAA LUUUU AAAAHH KEEE GAAA LUUU
Aaah ke gaa luuu... Aaah ke gaa luuu...
>>43534133 (checked)it's fine, it'll be like brick booty where everyone is goofing around with it and making oc for a bit, and then the thread goes away once people are done, and comes back as a joke later temporarily once people want it again>>43534100 (also checked good double op)
>>43534100>"Your Highness, they made a second thread."
>>43534134Don't worry they will pull you out of despair.
>>43534100despite this being a shitty normie meme I fully support this becoming a general instead of having another (character but eqg and also mostly porn) general
>>43534196See you when your ban runs out, nonny!
This was funny when it was organic.Making a general like this just forces it.
>>43534207janny can ban me all it likes but it wont stop me nonners ^:)
>>43534214Yes, but >>43534188 has a point
>>43534188Let's preserve it's weird roots (Pun intended)
>>43534196ah ke gaa six seven luuu
I've seen people say the song is from this but I skimmed through the whole thing several times and can't find it. Posting it anyway in case anyone has the strength to double-check it. https://archive.org/details/molar-island
It's an ahh ke gaa luu kinda night, lads.
>>43534300i remember this image having more red eyes...
>>43534412they will soon
>>43534300Is this Story of the Blanks remake?
No more free goons, that's fucking gay
>>43534252>hairy vaginas
>>43534517>pinkie pie
THEY have been summoned...
>>43534545How your Warhammer army looks to people who have social lives
I know someone here is jerking off hard to this, and I know he'd blow a huge fucking load if they were chanting heave ho instead. Fuck you.
>>43534100La Li LuuuuNur der Mann im MondSchaaaaaut zuuuuWie die kleinen Kind-leinSchlaaafenNun schlaf auch du
What the fuck's with this meme, anyway? Didn't some anon find out where it's from? I found this bit on the pony life wiki that references it. It obviously wasn't gonna be in the show, so either this is recently edited by an anon to troll, or it was the original autist behind all this shit.https://ponylife.fandom.com/wiki/All_That_Jitters/Transcript>linkrel
>>43534320This is it. I watched the entire thing, but this was the only time it showed up. No song, either.
>>43534300Why skulls/skeletons are human? Use equine skulls, don't be lazy.
Reminds me of this G1 comic.
>>43534850someone edit this
>>43534778This isn't a real scene, it was added to the wiki by the same guy that commissions these drawings. Look at the edit history: https://ponylife.fandom.com/wiki/All_That_Jitters/Transcript?action=historyAll the usernames end in 416, which is the same number all his alts on deviantart use.
>>43534545OH MY GOD
>>43534778The edit is from the original sperg. The pulling shit out of a tree comes from some old toddler show, but we still haven't found out where the chant comes from. I even messaged the sperg, but i doubt he is functioning enough to reply to anything that doesn't grab his attention.
>>43535121what if the chant came to him in a dream sort of way?
>>43535137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1iNPWrdmJkwell the chant was evidently recorded from something, where it is from remains to be discovered.
>>43535121>we still haven't found out where the chant comes fromIt's from Pony Life's deleted scene:https://ponylife.fandom.com/wiki/All_That_Jitters/Transcript>Potion Nova: You've got to put your essence into it. That's when the potion's done of Singing Pulling Ponies.>Potion Nova (Eyes Closed), Minty, and Butterscotch: [singing] Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu, Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu, Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu, Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuuu, Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuuu, Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuuu, Ahh Ke Gaa, Ahh Ke Gaa, Ahh Ke Gaa, Ahh Ke Gaa, Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuuuuuuuuuuu, Gaa, Luuuuuuuuuu, Gaa, Luuuuuuuu, Gaa, Luuuuuuuuuu, Gaa, Luuuuuuuuuuu!
>>43535159>all edits were made by the "416" spergNope, this entire transcript was hallucinated by the Singing Pulling Autist, the originator of the chant is still unknown
>>43535174>the originator of the chant is still unknownIt's just a generic foreign singing, no? Kinda like "Tra-la-la", but in Estonian or something.
>>43534545
>>43535144>where it is from remains to be discovered.I think it's AI generated
>>43534517>doesn't like hairy>ponies are creatures with 95% of their bodies covered in fur/hairYou are either a retard that think ponies have a bald colored skin like creepy alien creatures or you are a fucking poser and actually hate ponies
>>43535333You think pony fur is the same texture as human pubes?
>>43535345no retard
>>43535348Then why are you saying they're the same thing?
>>43534850>mfw the ponies are pulling on a rope and singing gibberish again
>>43534517>he doesn't know about mareginas
>>43534842>Why skulls/skeletons are human?it's because the demons are actually anons coming in to destroy equestria
>>43535377these trees are so busted looking
>>43535377
>>43535239i dont know what type of spergs you think Estonians are, but I can assure you, we do not say Ahh Ke Gaa Luu or pull trees with ropes.
>>43535397Dude's taking it up the ass
>>43534100The ahh ke gaa luuuu fandom is such a great place to be. We even have fan fiction! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1142276/scene-singing-pulling-the-tree >When everyone works together and stays in sync, even the hardest tasks become possible
>>43536208kino
>>43536208>>When everyone works together and stays in sync, even the hardest tasks become possibleReminds me of ATU 2044, ‘Pulling up the turnip' fairy tale. Grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, dog, cat, mouse pulled up the turnip all working together.
>>43536137maybe ponies are singing pulling ropes out of his ass instead
ǎ̶̹͎͜͠ḩ̴̨̧̱͓̻̼̬̪̝̭̰͈̬̻̥̪̒̆̑̂̉́̾̆͂̇̊͝ ̶̧̧͔̘͔̦̰̣̯̯͖̻́k̵̨̢̢̢̡͖̰̩̳̘͈͇̦͇͚̊̏̉̒̿̎͛͘͝ͅe̴̡̦̦͎̠̭͉̪͊̂̔̊͋̀̃̓̀̆͋̐̽̊͐̈́͒ ̵̨̧̢̯̙͓̤̻͖͕͙͎̙̄́̓͐͛̍͆g̷̨̢̢̨̥̭͂̾̍̾͜â̴̮̦̜̝̝̖͍̻̞̖̔,̸̨̩͈͉͎͔̠̩̣̠̣͙̗͇́̋̈́̀́͛̔̄̈͝͝ ̸͔̋̈́̋̊̊̈́́͋̀̈́̈́̆̕͘ļ̵̜̳͓̼̬̹̻̰͎̦͇̽̓̾͒͊̈́̐̽͛͌͂̀͘͝ư̶̬͍͕͉̮͙̪̒͊̔̆́͋̉͗̍̕͜͝͝u̴͕̦͚̱̞͓̫͉̖̗̣̼̎̿ͅu̶͉̫̽͂̀͆̊̇̐͋̄͗̈́͌̀̇͝u̵̺̫̐̈̉̓̇͐͋̾́͋̽̉̈̽͘͝ų̵͚̤͘
>>43534105>reversedAnon, what are you doing? Y-you're going back into the hole... anon... where are you going? Anoooon!
>>43535333found the woman, and also it's not the same thing, retard
>>43535389
>>43535397>when the mares continue to Ahh Ke Gaa Luuuu after you already secreted your sap
>>43535345Depends on the pony
>>43536873dangerously close to fetish artoh wait
>>43536547Stop posting zoomer reaction images you nigger you're shitting up the board post ponies singing and pulling
>>43535410kek
>Biblically accurate singing, pullinghttps://u.pone.rs/mzvknmna.mp3
>>43537737
>>43537737im terrified
>>43534188>normie >originated on the board Contrarian faggot
>>43537737this is the post of all time thank you
>>43537737>the audience is now deaf
>>43537737>Play this nonstop all October through Nightmare Night>Watch G4 S1E1/E2 on Nightmare Night while it continues to play>Fall asleep before the EOH are used>End up in the nightmare realm>Be saved by luna>End up in EquestriaDo it for Equestria, anon.
>>43537737Sounds like some heavenly chant. It's beautiful. I am now at peace.
>>43537737I think we need a choir of anons to do the singing and pulling song for the anni
forced unfunny maymay
>>43538313I'M INhttps://voca.ro/18dCLUGFP53m
>>43537737Now that's just straight up demon summoning
>>43537737I really like this. It reminds me of something but I can't remember what.
I wasn't gonna post this, but this thread needs bumping... Volume warning.https://u.pone.rs/bsxikstg.mp3
>>43538906Lost ear virginity, and it was not through rape. Pretty sick remix
>>43538476We need to get in some kind of call so we can all sing together>>43538906YOU BEAUTIFUL TRANNY THANK YOU this sounds wonderful
>>43538906"nice"
>>43538906It's beautiful...
>>43538906Patrician. Submit this to Pinkamena Party.
>>43538906ahhkegaaluuuu core
>>43539622What the fuck?! I didn't even know they still existed! Saw it become a thing wayyy back in the day and I guess I must have drifted away from pony music at some point. I had a quick look around and I'm not sure they have a channel for something like that in place though. Eh, whatever...
>>43535392This.Also I felt morally obligated to draw this.
Summer is over and you motherfuckers are still here...
>>43539956Stop throwing a hissy fit you fucking newfag. (You) sound like a pussy.I can smell your reddit stink from here. Get >>>/out/, offboarder.
>>43539945kino/10
>>43539945This was an excellent idea and you should feel good about yourselfcute art too
>>43539945I need The Singing and Pulling Mares spreading joy and whimsy in my life. Very cute art, much appreciated.
>>43537737https://u.pone.rs/rmzgfmdt.mp4
>>43539945Cute! Glad you did.
>>43539956I see Ah ke gaa luuuu is like the garlic for vampiresto sunfag.
>>43539945Perfect
>>43539945kino, drawfag blesses us yet again
>interesting rabbit hole thread>quick, let's turn it into another general!
>>43539150Or we all post a voice clip of us singing and have one Anon put them together
>>43540002Imagine hearing this heavenly sound as you are slowly pulled out of the tree trunk
>>43540235Honestly, yea, I must have brain damage from this fucking cognitohazard and yet... I'm feeling very well! Let us sing while we pull you in to singing and pulling with us!
>>43539682They still organise compilation albums every now and then: https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/Can try contacting them through bandcamp or ask the artists who submitted.
Here's a link for anyone who wants to hear the original song (so we can sing it)https://youtu.be/E1iNPWrdmJk?feature=sharedhttps://voca.ro/1i4ek2Z58laDHere's mine
>>43538313When i get home I'll record something
>>43541401Well?
>>43537737Witnessed
>>43534100What if Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu is sort of a distress signal? Like if one pony needs help pulling she sings Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuuu until two other mares show up and they pull and sing Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuuuu together until three more mares show up and all six of them pull and sing Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuuuuu until the pull is complete?
>>43534320did you skim through every episode or just the one with the pulling scene? i was thinking of going through every episode myself unless you've already done that
>>43539945Jesus Christ that Anonfilly is sovl
>>43542534It's mindnumbing toddlerslop. If anyone can sit through this, go ahead, but it won't be me.
I'm ahh ke ga luuuing my penis to this thread right now
>>43534100I leave for a week and come back to this madness...You people never cease to find entertainment in literally everything.
>>43538313https://voca.ro/1MrRtscncf05>>43541842Better late than never.
The Three Singing and Bumping Ponies
>>43544107>name>bumpHuh?
>>43536873We will boil her soon
>>43536873Neet flavored Ramen
>>43544253Yummers.
>>43538313>>43540986https://voca.ro/18JBfLgiB3Y4My attempt. I feel like we're all out of sync, my condolences to whichever anon has to piece these together.
>>43545059Kek, we can always try again another time and think it out more thoroughly but i think we're doing alright
>>43538906fucking banger
>>43545059>I feel like we're all out of syncThat just makes it funnier
https://u.pone.rs/mgdpkfbi.mp4
>>43545293
>>43545293I love you autists
>>43538313>>43540986please ignore my horrible singing voicehttps://voca.ro/15cosmX6lFNX
I thought it was the klingon victory songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVF3GJB8tBg
>>43545293lol
here is your ahh ke gaa luuuu choir so far. grabbed recordings from the Previous thread too. you can only blame yourselves for this.https://voca.ro/1jpj3T82m2ch
>>43545571A masterpiece
>>43545571This is cursed, we need to keep going
>>43545571perfect
>>43545571>Not even trying to synchronize itNevermind, synchronized still sounds like asshttps://u.pone.rs/zhmexkll.opusShoutout to Anon #43502858 for extra-long luuuuuu.
>>43547461I like it
>>43547461Pretty good job anon, definitely more listenable when made to sync.Here's mine if anyone wants to keep the choir going. https://voca.ro/1jfpRD59akPN
I hope this thread stays alive for a little while longer, I might be able to add a voice clip during my nightshift tomorrow
look what you fuckers have done, now there's a whole dedicated tag to this thinghttps://derpibooru.org/tags/ahh+ke+gaa+luuu
>>43547948Awsome
>>43547948The Singing and Pulling never ends
italy ... the vatican ... how deep does this go
>>43548633WTF
4 u ChoirFags kek
>>43548633Does that...that the Vatikan is the portal to Equestria?
>>43548659cute!
>>43547461Needs some background music or are we goin acapella?
>>43548659lovely art nonny
>>43548659I really like your art style, it's cute.>>43548664Deep in the unmapped catacombs below the Holy See rests an unassuming chamber. Inside that chamber, an ancient tree stands. It is unremarkable except for the big hole in its lower trunk. From that hole a blue rope emerges. Nothing else is in the chamber. Once you have managed to come this far, only one thing remains to be done: Pull. Pull on the rope and Sing the magical words. If you Pull and Sing hard enough with your friends, you will pull yourself into the hole and directly into Equestria.
>>43540235>>interesting rabbit hole thread>>quick, let's turn it into another general!Better than the alternative
It's weird seeing so many artists contributing to this, now. It's like when one person farts, and then it spreads.
>>43549654>mares pulling rope from a magical chute>the more (you) draw it, the more you toot!
>>43549654>It's weird seeing so many artists contributing to this, now. It's like when one person farts, and then it spreads.Speaking of which, when are we gonna get some art for the Massive Mares thread of mares taking a rope out of some giant mare's ass?
>>43549635At least this is genuine and spontaneous, unlike that one.
>>43549658>Speaking of which, when are we gonna get some art for the Massive Mares thread of mares taking a rope out of some giant mare's ass?I'll do that one next. I'm working on one with Cheese Sandwich right now.
>>43549662>I'll do that one next.>I'm working on one with Cheese Sandwich right now.Is he getting 'ahh ke gaa luuuu' or is he the one being 'ahh ke gaa luuuu'd
>>43549663>Is he getting 'ahh ke gaa luuuu' or is he the one being 'ahh ke gaa luuuu'dIdk what that means... Cheese Sandwich's pet (Rubber) chicken Boneless got his head stuck in a fence. Yes.
>>43549665>Idk what that means... Cheese Sandwich's pet (Rubber) chicken Boneless got his head stuck in a fence. Yes.Oh ok.
>>43548666Who are these poners and why is Spike blue?
>>43548666>Satan revealing that ah ke ga luu was canon in g3
>>43550104>who are those poniesPinkie Pie, Minty, and Rainbow Dash>why is spike bluethat is violet
>>43550104Da Ba Dee Da Ba Doo
>>43550133it is "da ba dee da ba di"
>>43550138Instructions unclear, started singing ob-la-di, ob-la-da instead
>>43550138it is "Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu", actually
>>43550174ACK
>>43550174>SkypeIs literally >Discordfor uncs
>>43550203Skype does not even exist anymore it is teams I believe and my friends had to drag me kicking and screaming to dicksword when it came out from teamspeak which we went to from skype after we became adults that could pay for it... a sad story really. I never wanted this.
>>43550174Who the fuck still uses Ventrilo
>>43550174where's Mumble?
>>43550399Checked>>43550174Skypemare top cute. What is that hanged thing supposed to be?
:)
>>43550682Where are the mares? Where is the Singing? The Pulling? Why is the rope limp? Something isn't right...
>>43550682They come.
please draw your favourite ponies singing and perhaps even pulling
>>43550682What's with the shit stain?
>>43548659Me in the middle
>>43550236get off vent or i'll have you bent
>>43551150hey dalaron my mom she got me this new game
>>43550730it's time for (You) to be the one pulling and singing for once
https://voca.ro/1a8e0kvEH40U
I kek a lul
>>43550792her derpy ass is NOT pulling, barely even singing, disastrous performance
Man, that autist guy must be cumming in ecstasy everyday now
>>43550682>The ritual is complete
Holy shit, i just checked back in on this thread after a while and the choir's been doing amazing. Thank you for your beautiful voices, anons.
>>43551150>>43551164I got a ring in 'ere last night
Guys you definitely should do a Ahh Ke Gaa Luuuu in the next con
>>43552660Hol up those shirts go hard. I want one.
>>43552108Ahh Ke Gaa Luuuu tug of war
>>43545571finally listened to some of the choir recordings and everyone is singing it different from how I imagined it.I was thinking it was more of a "heave... ho! heave... ho!" with more wordsAhh! ke! Gaa! LUUU! 1-2-1-2
>>435527806 autistic anons vs 1 tree, who will win?
>>43552814The way the choir sings comes from an ai generated youtube video kek
>>43553074Never underestimate autists
singing and bumping
>>43552780that's exactly what I was thinking kek
>>43554246tree prop in the middle with the rope through the hole in the middleyes yes
>>43552780>>43554582Could be a multiplayer rythm-based game
>>43554682>multiplayer rythm-based gamelotta words to spell "gay orgy"
>>43554693this was funnier in your head anon
>>43552108Fingers crossed this meme is still funny in 11 months
>>43555682combo /akgl/ /bbg/ meetup
I step away from /mlp/ for a couple years and come back to find y'all have lost your minds...
>>43556081They've been enchanted.
>>43556046https://vocaroo.com/1d86k5QaICkS
>>43556046
>>43556046aw lorde
Somewhere there's an anon who's incredibly happy because his fetish suddenly gained visibility, in addition to the free arts
>>43550682how long did it takes for mares to realize they couldn't let go of rope and they were actually ones being pulled?
Requesting numgants pulling on a toe
>>43556046Inspirational!
>>43557152seconding this
ahhh ke gaa luu
I wonder what's on the other end of the rope
AKIGALU
>>43556046SUCK MY DICK
>>43559878My dick
>>43560046training my testicles for the ah ke gah luu ponies
>>43553463We tried. The tree.
>>43560688Holy shit it's real... tell me you all did the chant.
>>43560691Of course, it would not be retard enough without it
>>43552108I'd like to take back every complaint I ever had about yall mfs chanting "mares" instead of "ponies".I didn't realize it could get so much worse.
>>43560801you mean so much better
>>43560688>>43560688Was present, some of the best pulling and chanting I've ever seen. Love this community.
>>43560688a winrar is yous
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>43545571>>43556046>>43560688boo.
>>43560688Fukken Based
>>43560688Beautiful! Keep the thread alive so more anons can see this. Bumping.
EVERYPONY! KEEP ON PULLING!!! AHH KE GAA!!!
>>43562750LUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
>>43560688Based dubs for The Based Singing And Pulling Autists!
>>43534320>>43542534>>43543077I watched through all this slop (except what >>43534803 watched) And the scene was in the most recent episode. https://archive.org/details/an-eye-for-a-toothThere's no song during the pulling, no connection to A Ke Gaa Luu beyond pulling from a tree. This feels like a waste of time.
>>43563155The real Ahh Ke Gaa Luu are the frinds we made along the way
>>43563155i don't think it's anywhere from the show, it's probably some Sri Lankan funeral dirge or something.It has to be something that's kind of "out there" else the original autist who commissioned these wouldn't act so smug when asked where the chanting was from.I think the only way to probably find out where it's from is to make this so big that someone from outside the community could recognize it and point us in the right direction
>>43563955Dubs confirm, don't stop Singing and Pulling until the mystery is solved.
have we figured out who tf luckydog is
can't wait for the ahh ke gaa luuu posting during this year's anni
>AI slop above>not even true to source
>>43534100I have a question, does the rope exist naturally inside the tree or did some pony somehow tie it inside the tree?
>>43565817I like this >>43534300 explanation of the ropesome sort of lovecraftian cosmic horror, some sort of cursed reality that they're driven to unseal by forces beyond pony comprehension
>>43565989>This rope needs to be pulled! Aahh ke gaa luuu!
>>43566524In Soviet Russia ROPE PULLS YOU
>a general>for thisYou people worry me.
>>43566545Stop worrying and learn to love the Pulling and Singing!
>>43566545Aaah ke gaa luuu
>>43567471>>43567478Aaah ke gaa luuu?Aaah ke gaa luuu
>>43567471AAHH KE GAA LUUUUU
>>43567483
>>43567824kekk
>>43534100is the autist who commissioned all these still around? haven't seen him post anything anywhere long before this board discovered it
>>43567824
>>43567824perfect
>>43568429He posts stuff on his deviantart almost daily
https://vocaroo.com/19zZugsqgeSA
>>43565989>Be Anon>Be casually walking around Ponyville>Have absolutely nothing to do>Suddenly hear singing>Decide to investigate>Maybe there's something interesting going on>Maybe you can have a little fun at the ponies' expense>Follow the singing>Reach the edge of a park>See several ponies standing in a line>They're all pulling on a rope>The other end of the rope is somehow stuck inside a hole in a tree>They're all singing the same thing>"Aaah ke gaa luuuu">You have been living in Equestria for quite some time now>You've learned that weird things happen here>Very weird things>Try being friends with Pinkie Pie, for example>But this is easily the weirdest thing you've ever seen>You stare at them for a while>They keep pulling>"Aaah ke gaa luuuu">Okay, why not?>You walk over and grab the end of the rope>Decide to join in>You sing "Aaah ke gaa luuuu">Completely off-key and completely out of rhythm>The ponies stop all at once>Silence>They're standing completely still>Then, one by one, they begin turning their heads toward you>Slowly, far too slowly>Their eyes are empty, there is no life in them>Smiles they had while singing are gone>You suddenly feel a kind of fear you've never experienced before>Every instinct in your body is screaming at you to run>So you do, you drop the rope and run>You run faster than you've ever run before, like your life depends on it>And maybe it does>After a few seconds, curiosity gets the better of you>You glance over your shoulder>Nothing, they're gone >You keep running>Equestria is a strange place...
>>43569885AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!ke ga luu
>>43569885Great, now I'm sp00ked
>>43570069Don't be scared, the eldrich horror of pony made nightmares living below the tree don't want you to be scared.
>>43569885>anon is immune to its effects>found out how to free afflicted ponies by complete accident>you just need a bad singer to throw everypony off
>>43569885holy shit, our first /akgl/ green?
>>43569885Kek'd (and pissed myself)
>>43570772The One Keking and Pissing Anon
I appreciate what you ziggas are doing right now.
>>43569293
:club.cant.even.handle.me: :club.cant.even.handle.me: :club.cant.even.handle.me: AHH KEE GAAA, LUUUU
: :club.cant.even.handle.me: :club.cant.even.handle.me: :club.cant.even.handle.me: AHH KEE GAA, LUUU!!!
:club.cant.even.handle.me: :club.cant.even.handle.me: :club.cant.even.handle.me: AHH KEE GAA LUUUUUUUU!!
I thought it was Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu!
this is probably a stretch but it is possible that "ahh ke gaa, luu" somehow comes from samoan "'ou te galue", meaning "I work/am working", pronounced /'ʔou 'ke ŋa'ɾue/ (K-speech)assuming this vocalisation isn't gibberish to begin with, and that it originates from a foreign language not spoken by the autist, it would undergo various corruption in terms of spelling and pronunciation. though this is rather unlikely since the chances of him fixating on a random samoan phrase are low, i don't think there is a polynesian tree pulling tradition and the phrase itself has nothing to do with pulling trees, maybe it was said by a lumberjack pulling down treesthere is no viable explanation to this madness
>>43580846https://youtu.be/E1iNPWrdmJkperhaps you could recognize this then?
>>43580971it doesn't sound like anything here, maybe it is in another language after all but unless we identify the source of the audio there is no way to tell whether it's the source of the chant or was made afterwardsi'd figure someone persistent enough to commission a bunch of art featuring a chant, attempt to forge an "unused script" featuring said chant, etc. could also source an audio for it, maybe someone experienced with audio should try analysing this one to see if it is TTS or an actual recording at leastbasically it's a chicken-or-egg situation until then
>>43581255The audio in this clip is almost certainly AI, I'd say.
>take a break from /mlp/ for a few months>"gee, I wonder what anon's up to!">everyone is chanting ancient Sumerian summoning rituals and pulling ropes because they saw ponies doing itI guess I've come back to stranger things.
this some sort of new religion?
>"C'mooooon! Play with us!">Be Anon>You're sitting on a park bench, enjoying the sunny day and reading the newspaper like the well-informed individual you are>Apparently Luna plushies are selling better than Celestia plushies this quarter>As a response, sunhorse had bit of a melty and made some passive aggressive comments about that to some reporters>Luna might go NMM again or something but you digress>Pinkie and Rainbow spotted you mere moments after you sat down and ruffled open your newspaper>The two must be bored because they want to play with youNo>"Quit being lame, Anon. Why do you want to read a dusty old newspaper on such a nice day?" Rainbow says>"Yeah! We can race! Do pranks! Bug Twilight! Bake something! Play a board game! Bother Twilight! Hoof-wrestle! Go to the lake! Play Ahh Ke Gaa! Annoy Twilight-"What?>"Visit Twilight? Geez, I only hinted at that like three times."No, the other thing. "Ah kega"? I don't even know what that is.>Rainbow and Pinkie exchange a glance with wide eyes>Rainbow chimes in "Seriously!? You don't know about Ahh Ke Gaa? You seriously telling me they don't have Ahh Ke Trees back on your planet or dimension or distant past or wherever you're from?">You frown at this>Somehow, you've perturbed these ponies by being oblivious to yet another magic thing that's apparently all too common in EquestriaNo, I don't know what "Ass Kek Gay" is. And you know what?>You ruffle your newspaper and resume readingI don't care>Rainbow and Pinkie once again exchange a look and make a decision>Without your permission, you'll be playing with them whether you like it or not>Pinkie tells Rainbow to fly off and bring Applejack over with her lasso while she stays here>Before you can protest, Rainbow shoots away and Pinkie's seated herself right next to you and is leaning over to look the newspaper with you>You feel her mane tickle her nose as she gets herself comfy
>>43590079>"You're gonna stay right here, mister! Just wait until Rainbow and Applejack come back and you'll see what you've been missing out on! ...Can you flip to the finance page? I'd like to see how my investments are doing.">Trapped, you read the newspaper while you see Pinkie make a pained expression when she reads today's market>Ten minutes pass and Rainbow returns with Applejack who's holding a length of rope in her mouth>Applejack trots up and starts to speak to you>"Now Anon. Rainbow Dash 'ere tells me y'aint never played Ah Ke Gaa before. And Ah think that ain't right.">Staring down at her you sayNo. And I don't want to.>"Well Ah ain't taking no for an answer, mister">Next to the bench you're seated on is a tree Applejack is measuring up>After a few moments she nods her head>"This 'ere is a fine tree for Ah Ke Gaa. Not as good as a natural Ah Ke tree, but it'll do.">Applejack begins tying her rope around the base of the tree and tests the rope to see if it's taut>"Now Anon! There's a few versions to the game 'ere. Using a naturally occurring Ah Ke Tree is best, but you can make do with any tree so long as you've got a length of rope. Now, some folk can get real picky about the type of rope, the knot used, the length-"Applejack, what the fuck is this game and what's a "natural" Ah Ke Tree?>"Ah'm getting there! Once you've got a rope around the tree, you and your friends just start pulling while you sing the song. Ahh Ke Gaa Luu~ Ahh Ke Gaa Luu~ and so on.">A pauseThat sounds retarded.>Rainbow chimes in "Anon, just give it a try! Quit being so negative."And whats a natural Ahh Ke tree? A tree that grows with a vine already wrapped around it or something?>Pinkie giggles. "No silly! They have a length of rope that extends out of the tree hollow! Natural and all!">Another pauseWhat?>"Dude, stop asking questions and let's just play"
>>43590090No, hold on a second. You're telling me there are trees that naturally grow with ropes attached to them? Like, an actual rope? Made from ARTIFICIAL materials? And what's it even connected too? Is there a hook it's tied too within the tree hollow or->Rainbow interrupts>"Bro, you're boring me to death here. Who cares about all that? Let's just play and if you really don't like it we'll leave you alone.">That's a tempting offer>You have more questions but they don't seem to keen on answering and to be honest you've stopped caringAlright, let's play this dumb rope tree game>They all smile and you all get into position>With Applejack up front, Rainbow behind, you third, and Pinkie last, the four of you grab the rope length>The three ponies are standing upright as they ready themselves>"Alright! On three! One... two... three!">You all start tugging>Then, the three start singing>"Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~ Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~ Ahh-"Alright fuck this>You drop the rope and step awayThis is some retarded autistic nonsense. What's even the game here? We're just pulling on a tree!>Pinkie chimes in "But Anon! You didn't even play right! You're supposed to pull AND sing!"I'm not doing that>Rainbow stands in front of you>"You said you would! Don't wuss out now or we'll keep bugging you all day!">You sighFine! I'll sing ONE (1) verse and then I'm walking away from this actually mentally unhinged nonsense>They smile and once again you all get into position>The three start singing as you all start pulling>"Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~ Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~...">You take a deep breath before you embarrass yourself...Ahh Ke Gaa->A flood of raw chemicals slams into your brain like a battering ram>The sensation of a warm summer breeze>The sensation of being held by the one you love>The sensation of laying on the softest bed>Like a potent drug of dopamine and pleasure, you're hit by a wave of sensations>You actually stumble backwards and let go of the rope
>>43590100Wha... what WAS that?>Applejack giggles "Why, that's Ahh Ke Gaa! Pretty good, huh?">Your hearts pounding as you take a few breathsBut that was... that doesn't make any sense! We pulled a rope and sang a song! Why'd that feel so... good?>Rainbow laughs "Jeez, dude. You don't have to make such a big show of it. So, you wanna play some more?"......Yeah. I do.>Once again, the four of you grab the rope and start singing>"Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~ Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~" you all start singing>Every moment is like the greatest high you've ever experienced>The sun shining down on you, the wind tickling your skin, and the scent of nature fills your heightened senses like never before>Eventually though, the game wraps up>Wiping her brow, Pinkie says "Welp, that was fun! But I gotta get back now. The Cake's asked me to look after the babies while they go out">Applejack nods "Me too. Ah gotta get to the farm and help Applebloom with her homework">Lastly, Rainbow says as well "Yeah, I gotta feed Tank. See ya guys.">Applejack collects her rope and the three go their separate ways>You remain, still in a daze and pulling on an imaginary ropeAhh... Keeeeee..... G-Gaaaa....>You collapse on the ground>Drool runs down your chin as you twitch on the grass>The day ends and you're back home>You'd returned a few hours ago still in an afterglow of pleasure>After eating a dinner, you washed up and lie down in bed>You close your eyes to go to sleep but rest doesn't come easily>Tossing and turning, you can't get the experience out of your head>Whether is was some sort of magic ritual or simply some extremely specific process of movement and sound that tickled your brain, you'd never felt that good in your life>And your crashing>Hard>Clearly, whatever effect it had in you is magnitudes higher than it is for ponies>To them, it's a fun act>To you, it's heroin mixed with angel pussy juice>You look at your clock>It reads 1:09 am>A bad thought enters your brain
>>43590106>What if you played... a little more?>No... no. You really shouldn't...>You look at the clock again>1:10...>You get up>You don't own a length of rope, but Applejack has hers>It should just be in her shed and all...>You doubt she'd notice if you just... borrowed it>Just for a little while>Throwing on some clothes, you head out into the night...>Derpy's must've gotten all turned around today on her mail route>Because she ended up flying over the outskirts of town when she spotted a figure>Flying down to say good morning she's greeted by an unsettling sight>You stand shirtless with sweat pouring down your body>The skin on your palms have been scrapped away and blood is smeered along the rope length>Dark circles surround your bloodshot eyes as you wear an expression of pain and pleasure>You turn towards Derpy but as you speak your voice comes out hoarse and dryAaahhh K-keeee....>You collapse and the world goes black>You wake up in the hospital with an IV in your arm and bandages wrapped around your hands>Groggily, you sit up and Nurse Redheart walks in>"Anon, you're awake. Hold still, let me check your vitals">After confirming your levels, Redheart turns to face you>"Anon, I have some questions for you. Derpy discovered you this morning with bloody palms and extreme fatigue. It looked like you'd been playing Ahh Ke Gaa all night. Tell me, is that true?">With a still sore throat you say:Yeah...>Nurse Redheart shakes her head at this>"Anon, I know that games like Ahh Ke Gaa can be quite fun, but you have to play in moderation. I've had to treat foals who got rope burn by playing for too long but I've never seen someone get in such rough shape before. Until you recover, there'll be no more playing for you. Nurse's orders.">You nod your head>You're given a few bandages for your hands and some painkillers before you get discharged>You head home>Apparently, someone returned Applejacks rope on your behalf but you'll have to apologize later
>>43590113>Last night is a fever dream for you>like Applejack said, you tried tying different knots around the tree and grabbed from different positions>The tiniest variations would change the experience>The sensation of putting on warm laundry fresh out of the dryer but for your soul>The sensation of drinking ice water after being stranded in the desert>The sensation of receiving a paizuri rimjob from an angel>All from the silliest act>For now, you feel fine but you're worried you might get the urge to play again...>But at this moment you decide to lay down and rest...>Maybe only two hours passed by before you got the shakes>Already, you're going through withdrawal>Wiping your sweaty forehead, you decide you gotta go for a walk or something>Sitting around here all day's gonna drive you mad>Stepping out, you head to town>A few ponies look your way as you pass by>Word must've spread that you went crazy last night and stole Applejack's rope>Some glare, but most look concerned>A few come up to you and ask if you're doing okay>All things considered, most folks in Ponyville are kind like that>The fresh air and movement is making you feel better>You tell yourself that you won't play that game anymore>Like you already realized, it has some sort of mental effect on ponies>But it must be 100x more intense for you because it's like a full-bodied orgasm>Because of that, you swear you'll never->"Ahh Ke Gaa...">From the distance, you hear some voices singing>Looking over, you see Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo playing THAT game>Without your consent, your feet carry you towards themH-hey, girls... whatcha up too?>The three stop their game and look over at you>Sweetie Belle smiles and says "Hi, Mr. Anon. We're playing Ahh Ke Gaa!"I see that... are you *gulp* having a good time>"You betcha!" Scootaloo chimes in. We were gonna play until it's time for dinner>The only to not greet you is Apple bloom
>>43590120>No doubt she found out about the rope and is hiding behind her mane>You really should leave>But the words that come out of your mouth betray youCould... I play a little...?>Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle exchange a look>"Sure! We still got some time">The only one to voice any objection is Apple Bloom>"Umm, Ah don't know girls... Mah sisters a bit cross with Anon a bit...">"Oh come on. Just let him play with us for a little">You do your best to give Apple Bloom a reassuring smile, but it may have come more across as a pleading look to her>"o-okay... Just a little">The three get back into postion with you behind them>Picking up the rope you all begin to singAhh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~ Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~>Most ponies retreated to their homes while the braver ones stood a distance away watching in morbid curiosity>Long have the CMC fled as you stand in the center of town holding several lengths of tethers>Connected to a dozen different trees are ropes, chains, a skipping rope, cables, and even a dozen belts fashioned together>The ends of all of those are gripped by red soaked palms>Swaying back and forth, you're screaming at the top of your lungsAHHHHHHH KEEEEEEEEEE GAAAAAAAAA LUUUHUUU!!!>You've got foam running down your chin>You're eyes are unfocused and glazed over>And you're wearing the smile of a mad man>Twilight appears with Applejack and Rainbow>"Anon! What are you doing! You have to stop!">Twilight runs up to you in horror>Your body swings back and forth in response>It looks like your legs are about to give out but your iron grip won't let up>"Anon!">But her words don't reach you>Your mind is a million miles away>All you know is this ungodly pleasure that assails every cell in your body>You'd think you'd develop some sort of resistance or get used to it>But the pleasure keeps growing>You feel a hoof touch you and you try to bite at it>It pulls back before your teeth sink into it
>>43590126>You can't make out the words being exchanged in front of you>But you don't care>You're experiencing something beyond this world>It doesn't matter if they don't understand, so long as you->*Thunk*>You fall to the ground unconscious>unbeknownst to you, Twilight levitated a rock and bashed your head knocking you unconscious>Darkness is all that follows>Your head is pounding as you wake up>You find yourself in... Twilight's laboratory?...The fuck?>You quickly realise you're tied to a chair right now and struggle in vain to stand up*Cough* F-fuck! Twilight *You retch* T-Twilight. Let me go!>You rock the chair back and forth>After hearing your yells, Twilight comes down the stairs>She has a look of guilt on her face>"Anon, I... Okay, I know this looks bad but you left us no choice! You were going crazy! Ponyville doesn't really have a detention center or anything and I, uh...>You see Twilight trail off and paw at the ground with her hoof>"Listen! I've sent a letter to the guard and they'll be here in the morning but for now we had no choice but to do a little... citizens arrest">You see her make a weak smile that doesn't reach her eyes>"Look... you just gotta stay here until they get here in the morning. You're... not well right now, Anon. I'm sorry that you won't be all that comfy, but just yell and Spike and I will come rushing down! Do you need some water? Or a blanket?"How about... YOU LET ME GO!>You try getting out of the chair but you fall over instead>Twilight tries to approach but you thrash around>"Just... try to bear it until morning, Anon. We'll figure out what's wrong and help you. I promise.">You let out a sound between a groan and a shout>Twilight walks back up the stairs before mouthing "I'm sorry" and leaving you alone>You want to go back... you NEED to go back>But to no avail can you get out of your bondage>You're tied tightly to the chair in rope and->Wait>Rope
>>43590134...>From your time spent playing Ahh Ke Gaa, you've begun to develop an... "intimate" understanding of rope>Rope is an interesting thing>People think of it as rigid, as something that holds>But rope wants to move, every strand shifts against the next, every knot is a compromise between tension and slack>So don't fight the rope>Understand it>A fraction of movement>Barely anything>...And you've escaped the rope>After getting back on your feet, you think>The ponies won't understand>They can't understand>So you think you gotta leave town, get out of sight>Then you recall something Applejack said>"Natural Ahh Ke Trees">Trees that sprout up with natural rope and all>Just how would one of THOSE feel?>You climb up the stairs and test the door>Unlocked>Seems Twilight really was feeling terrible all this and didn't want to add insult to injury>Luckily, she failed to think you'd escape from your restraints>Sneaking out, you can hear Twilight and Spike talking>Steathfully, you stay out of sight>Sneaking around, you look for the Geography section of the library>Something on maps or local landmarks>Surely there has to be one book laying around that tells you where you can find a Ahh Ke Tree...>You spot a book that says "Directory of Notable Local Sites - Ponyville and Surrounding Areas">Good enough>Grabbing it, you jump out a window and flee into the night>Trying to read in the dark ain't easy, but you're desperate>Having flipped through the book you did find an Ahh Ke tree situated several miles outta town>Walking through forest and bush, you make your way to the supposed site>The withdrawal shakes have returned and you're half-minded to just run back to town and find the nearest rope>But something is beckoning you to the woods>Trekking along, you push through a bush and find an opening>And that's where you find... it>Standing alone in the middle of a grove, a lone tree stands>Midway up the tree is a hole
>>43590139>The hollow is dark, like a window into another world>Extending out from the hollow is a length of rope, lying in wait>Tentatively, you approach>Your body yearns for THAT feeling again>But some part of your brain is telling you to go back>Like something... primal>You shake it off and reach for the rope>Leaning down, you pick it up and take a breath>Something's wrong>Go home NOW>But you silence those thoughts>The need to play arises again>You pull the rope taut and begin singing those wordsAhh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~ Ahh Ke Gaa, Luuuu~>A sense of peace fills you like never before>Not like the raw pleasure of before, but a sense of true peace>Everything feels right>That this is what you were meant to do>That>You feel the end of the rope wrap around your leg>Your song is cut short for a moment when you reach down to remove it>Then the rope grows tightAh, fuck!
>>43590150>The sensation of peace is gone, the rope's digging into your legWhat the fuck? Get off!>But then the rope pulls>You fall backwards as your right leg is being dragged to the tree>As you're being pulled, you struggle and try to undo the knot slowly forming around your entire leg and thigh>But then you feel another rope length coil around your left arm>From the tree hollow, more rope lengths shoot out>Soon, all your limbs are restrained and a fifth rope wraps around your waistHelp! Somebody, heeeeeelp!>Your screams go unheard>No one is around>The ropes begin pulling you towards the tree, closer and closer>You struggle in vain and thrash around>But it's no use>Soon, your belly is pressed up against the hole in the tree>And it pullsAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Ffffff-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!>You feel your intestines get slowly crushed from the rope coiling tighter and tighter>Your vertebrae snaps backwards as the rope pulls you in belly first>You're back arches backwards as your limbs uselessly flail>Soon, your torso enters followed by your head and lastly your bent-backwards limbs>In your final moments, you hear a chorus of hundreds... no, thousands of voices>"Ahh... Ke.... Gaa... Luu...">The song fills your thoughts as you fade away into darkness>Then, the tree takes you into itself and the world goes to black>The lone tree then shoots out a single line of rope from its opening>A subtle hum of a familiar tune fills the forest as a soft wind blows through the treesHappy Halloween
>>43590150Holy shit... i domt know whether to be impressed or scared for your sanity. The og guy who commisions the art is probably feeling the high that anon felt while reading this. May god have mercy on your soul if you somehow get a dm from him cause there is no safety in your future.
>>43590156Thus is absolute kino, writechad. And during the anni too, that's dedication!
>>43590079>"Ass Kek Gay"
>>43590156Amazing delivery. I keked so much at this scene >>43590126
>>43590156Now we need wholesome and romantic green
>>43590156This is some Bombass Green, Anon!
>>43590156
>>43590156this is incredible. i would kneel in respect but i might lose my grip on this rope...
Ahh Ke Gaa Luuuu
>>43593965Kek
>>43590156just finished reading it aloud10/10 AKGL green
>>43597211I know some people read aloud to help them understand better, but when I first read it I thought of an anon reading it to a group of other anons as a warning like Grim's fairytales.
>>43597705for me I never really thought about it as understanding first, more just keeping attention. I also spun up audacity and recorded it because that's another anchor to keep me dedicated to getting to the end
>>43597730>dedicated to getting to the endAnon this is a rather short green, how the fuck do you handle actual books?
>>43599497for heavy books I usually only read about 20 pages and they end up on the self :( like Godel Escher Bach and Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs... couldn't get far in those. But the Holy Bible I've gone through a couple times using a reading plan and recording myself trick, or there are some books that are just FUN like Snowcrash, that one was like reading a comic book without pictures, so fun.I actually find paper books easier to lock into because I can't just like tab over or be working on a bunch of stuff over multiple screens/workspaces/tabs.-Ah kee gaa luuu
I unironically can't stop chanting Ahh Ke Gaa Luu, the fuck did this thread do to me?
>>43590156>>Soon, your belly is pressed up against the hole in the tree>>And it pulls>Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Ffffff-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!>>You feel your intestines get slowly crushed from the rope coiling tighter and tighter>>Your vertebrae snaps backwards as the rope pulls you in belly first>>Your back arches backwards as your limbs uselessly flail>>Soon, your torso enters followed by your head and lastly your bent-backwards limbsKinda reminds me of a certain Final Destination death scene...
>>43601689You're ascending. Go find a tree and a rope. See you in Equestria.
>>43601689yesterday I was working at home, it was a pain drilling through the wall and concrete with a 40cm long bit misssing out a few centimeters to go outdoors, pass a cable with enough length from the panel.>pulling 220v cables through a hole singing this. >‘‘AAH KE GA LUU’’>Get questioned what I'm singing>don't elaborate>we sing alone pulling the cables anyways
who on dey singing and pulling r now?
