Post random ideas for aspects of a dystopian future Equestria. They don't have to be connected, we're just brainstorming here. Be creative!>horns are believed to be a deadly fetal disease and are removed at birth>there is no moon at night, no there never was a moon you loon>nearly impossible to plot an uprising due to changeling spies everywhere
1 potato chip cost 10 dolar
Magic is replaced by boring drones and all buildings are concrete blocks. Pinkie Pie's descendants are boring aristocrats that take pills to keep the family "Pinkie sense" suppressed
>the spirit/magic of harmony over Equestria is a long term plot by Discord that causes the creation of Rat Utopia style Equestria>the lack of wars in Creaturequestria causes a population boom that creates worsening food shortages and insufficient housing>Princess Luna stops preventing nightmares and ponies are unable to cope with unmitigated night terrors/the financial costs of sleep deprivation on GDP>anons finally make it into Equestria, bringing along transmissible diseases that Equestrian immune systems can’t combat>the source of all magic dries up causing the Everfree to essentially take over the whole of Equestria>dissatisfied with seeing her friends die generation after generation, Twilight turns every creature functionally immortal>anons make it into Equestria and can/do breed with ponies, creating a breed of aggressive, omnivorous centaurs that want to claim Equestria as their own>Opponeheimer discovers the applications of Uranium 235>every pony suddenly has the ability to hear the thoughts, and especially the pained screams, of all plant materials including those used for food>ponies invent styrofoam
All mud horses are purpose bred to be sealed in the growing jars, stored at farms to boost agricultural efficiency through their magic's inherint radiation.
>>43534661Muffins are illegal
OP is turned loose into the world and people have to hear his faggotry
>>43534661G5
>>43534764Love how you're technically true. Like it's not even G5 hate, it's just an accurate description of the setting.
>>43534661>Equestria is just a fake set piece for a live show, where all ponies are actors who are unaware of it
Racial supremacy is the low-hanging fruit of MLP dystopias, with unicorns as the most obvious culprit.
>>43534704/thread
>>43534661Twilight fails to defeat Tirek, Cozy Glow, and Queen Chrysalis and an alicorn from Celestia’s and Luna’s past comes to steal Equestria’s magic, so since she can’t unite ponykind for whatever reason, she seals all of Equestria’s magic into crystals so that nopony has anything to fight over anymore.Oh wait.
>>43534661>>horns are believed to be a deadly fetal disease and are removed at birthWe get it, you have circumcision trauma.
Standing on two legs becomes the default and after centuries of evolution ponies develop into semi-anthro monstrosities.
>>43534664That's just reality
>>43534664Maybe obesity rates in the US will finally drop by 2%
>>43534661EAW
And with a spark(le) it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen
