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Sorry guys, I was retarded and instead of just posting the thread to still be able to link it in the old thread and post the backlinks later I tried to get all the links in before the thread died.
I'm a pretty big fan of Twilight Sparkle
>>43536050That's okay, anon. Thanks for the thread.
There's already too many wings in this thread.
Twilight is best princess!
I want to cuddle with Twilight infront of a fireplace while reading books.
>>43536247She's gorgeous.
>>43536131wing board, bucko.
>>43536310hnnnng
Twilight Sparkle has the best butt
>>43536582Too fat
>>43536593True! True!
At GalaCon, I asked Faust about this Twilight drawing in the pitch bible and the simple truth is that this is (and the other mane 6 outfits are) simply the result of Hasbro asking her to design outfits and never using them (for no theme in specific, she said she was inspired by carousel horses though). She didn't even know these or any of the drawings would be in the pitch bible, she only wrote the text, some Hasbro graphic designer arranged everything and threw in drawings by her and others (the backdrops, which she says she's terrible at, were done by others whose names I unfortunately couldn't remember, not Rudish though).
>>43536593Fact
>>43536697Makes sense, that's how it usually works.
>>43536582Not fat enough
>>43536247>>43536322The best dress.
Explaining to Twilight how friends with benefits are different from regular friends because she's convinced that all friendships have their own benefits, then listening to her complain that friendship with benefits isn't even about friendship so it shouldn't be called that way and it's your fault somehow.
>>43538056Sounds fun.
>>43536044Angel!That art kinda ass tho
Cute Twilights
>>43538277Baldlight
>>43536310Yeah...
>>43538056LelI wonder what Cadance has to say on the topic.>>43538090It's not the greatest but I like what it depicts and unlike >>43536050 you can see that it's Twi in the thumbnail (with that one even at full size she kind of looks like Maud).
>>43538056>then listening to her complain that friendship with benefits isn't even about friendship so it shouldn't be called that way and it's your fault somehow.Of course friendship with benefits is about friendship! If you're not friends with the person then it's not friendship with benefits, it's just someone you have casual sex with.
>>43536310>>43536574>>43538359But what if you accidentally set yourself on fire?
>>43538592Twi would put you out with her magic or some shit like that
I want her as my friend. I don't even want sex, just someone I can count on.
>>43539077Do you at least want hugs?
>>43539080Who doesn't?
>>43539077>I don't even want sexbut what if she does
>>43539077You can count on her and have sex with her at the same time you know.
>>43539410Reminds me of that old video of some guy shagging a girl while describing algebraic functions written on her back.
>>43539382What kind of situation even is this?
>>43539382Why would you ever want to use a condom? Wouldn't that stop her from getting pregnant?
>>43539917Mmm belly
Best pony btw
>>43540378Proof?
>>43540663Because she said so
What is the best part of Twilight Sparkle?
>>43540677Choosing is impossible, but I really love her mane. I feel like I'd spend an unreasonable amount of time stroking her mane and she'd probably get annoyed with me for doing it.
>>43540677Her brain and her heart
>>43540677It's hard to say what my favorite part of her is, but her hooves are definitely up there.
>>43539382Those condoms look a little too small...
>>43539683>anon wants to get pony STIsThis is how SIV became HIV anon. Even if a pony has an asymptomatic infection, once transferred to human anons it could cause debilitating effects.
>>43540758Raw mare pussy would make it all worth it trust me
>>43540758To be fair, if there's any pony that can do the necessary research to make sure it's safe for you to rawdog her, it's Twilight Sparkle.
>>43540783All of Twilight’s research would be theoretical. I think I’d trust Fluttershy to have more practical data on interspecies disease transmission.
>>43540774UNF WHO DREW THIS UNF UNF UNF AWOOGA holy shit iwtcits
>>43540677Her can-do attitude. Oh and her soft rump.
>>43540199Belly indeed
>>43539676I think she's coming on to (You)now would probably be a good time to bring up that friends with benefits thing to her>>43539683I think you answered your own question there, anon. she's a young mare and there's still plenty of time for her to be a mother in the future>>43540753well they're usually for ponies, so, yeah, they might be a bit of a snug fit for (You)
>>43541049PLOOTA
>>43542017What does this gun do?
>>43542353It squirts her marecum everywhere
>>43540677Every single part, especially every single one.>>43540850yukkuripalehorseYou could just check the derpi number, you know.
>>43542353This gun can make big friendly holes.
>>43542017twily no!
>>43543516Is that Spike?
>>43539382A human cannot impregnate a pony. So condoms aren't necessary. Twilight knows a spell that can make inter-species conception possible, though.
>>43544828You don't know what I'm capable of
>>43544828I prefer to think that interspecies impregnation is possible. After all, Equestria is whimsical place where such things could be possible. Either way, I plan on putting numerous cute little foals inside of her.
>>43544844Foals come out coated in ectoplasm. They're spooky creatures right out the gate.
>>43540677Her brain, eyes, and flanks. Also her mane/tail. Her flanks look so soft i want to eat her marepussy until she loses control of her magic and turns me into an orange
>>43544828>A human cannot impregnate a pony.That comes later. For now she's just being safe. She doesn't know if your jizz will give her super pony aids or something.Obviously more research is required, which she'll need your help with. It will be extensive and thorough work. Could take years before she's fully satisfied in her quest for more knowledge about human on pony action.
>>43545497Her wings are bigger than her body.
>>43545281I'll get her pregnant on the very first experiment.
Forgor to post this little doodle of tired Twi a couple of days ago.
>>43546655eepy twi
Just read a very well written fic after prowling for some Twilight x OC content. The prose was good, prompt interesting, and the oc was decently characterized while still being easy enough for me to insert into. It was humorous, the world-building wasn't exactly my cup of tea but it was a little hot so whatever. But then Luna showed up. And she kept getting focus. Not Twilight. About two-thirds of the way through the fic, I skipped to the end and discovered the fic was Luna x OC with a side of TwiDash. Awesome. I love Fimfiction's tagging system.Does anybody have some good Twilight fics? I'm feeling vaguely betrayed and cheated out of peak fiction.>>43546655Very nice, Anon!
>>43546990Hold Me? by Erynaster(Para)Normal Activity by CategoricalGrantGood Morning, Anon by Erynasteron Fimfic are all cute little short stories.
>>43546655Based drawfren
Explain to me why Twilight is best pony?
>>43546655Based, but why's she look so pensive? Somebody turn that frown upside down!
>>43547135
>>43546990Sorry can't name even one, I got disappointed by Twi fiction really early on in the fandom and sadly nothing made me change my mind yet.
>>43547135Have you seen her butt and personality?
>>43548069
>>43548069>>43548306Wormlight
>>43548306What did you do to her wings?
>>43548867What wings? She doesn't have wings
>>43548867>>43548958Wings or not, I still love Twilight Sparkle
>>43549013Based
>>43547135>Pretty colors>Adorable nerd>Scarily smart>Cute dorky bangs>Snarky asshole>No wings>Big soft butt>Beautiful treebrary>Mooches off the Royal TreasuryHow ISN'T she best pony?
>>43549864Look at her go!
What do (You) think would be Twilight's preferred weapon?
>>43550751Why would she even need a weapon when she has magic? She can use magic to throw any little rock at you with the speed of a bullet.
>>43550981>Why would she even need a weaponbecause swords are badass
>>43550751The pen
>>43551060A true mage has no need for swords.
be careful who you bully at school...
How is she able to get away with being so damn sexy?
>>43551553I put in a lot of work to stop her from ever facing the consequences
>>43550751But Twilight, you ARE furry!
>>43551796She's not a furry, she's a pony.
>>43536593
I want to fuck crazy Twilight!
>>43552085>Gives Twilight her meds>We disappear because we her hallucinationbros....
>>43553001A-at least she doesn't have wings...
>>43553001Donklight
And the award for BEST PONY goes to...
>>43553503Ruined a human male's attraction to his own species' females again award
>>43553515I consider Twilight to be a young woman that just so happens to take the form of a small equine!
>>43551967But ponies ARE covered in fur, short fur, but fur nonetheless.
>>43552085go for itshe turns back into cuddly Twilight after she cums
>>43554442poor twily
>>43554442+1 for unicorn Twilight superiority
>>43553515Why's she about to cry? Why's she out in the snow with no coat or booties on? Somebody drag her back inside and hug her until she falls asleep!
>>43555352>Why's she about to cry?It sounds like you've never been out in the cold.
>>43555352>>43555355Ponies grow big fluffy winter coats so it's not that bad
>>43555352>Why's she about to cry?Eyes tear up in cold weather because harsh, dry air and wind irritate the surface of the eye, triggering a protective reflex that floods the eye with excess moisture
Twilight is so damn cute, I love her so much guys!
>>43556762WOULD
>>43556205Same
>>43554442>>43555687Twiggy Piggy
Today for the first time in years I saw a pony reference out in the wild: a car in a parking lot with a bumper sticker of Twilight's cutie mark, paired with the text "Look Out Move". Am I a casual if I say I don't remember Twilight ever saying this line at all? Does she even say it? Maybe it's just regular generic text that they paired with Twilight's CM, in which case, why even do that?
>>43558574be very, very careful around that driver, anon.
>>43558956Twilight in makeup is especially sexy.
>>43559203I'm convinced Twilight's the kind of mare to always wear makeup, being a Canterlot snob and all.
>>43559671I'm getting hard from Twilight's eye shadows
>>43559730Dark purple is a very slutty color.
>>43559946like yo mama xDDD
>>43559962True
>>43559730someone should do a green about twilight and her makeup
>>43560139He can't keep getting away with it!
>>43560742She killed millions.
Sometimes I feel guilty that I can't look away from the purple horse, but she always contorts her body in weird ways and gets such funny looks on her face whenever she starts reading something she thinks is interesting...
>>43560825She's reading some hefty stuff
>>43559730aw shit it's all over the place
>>43561212So dramatic. Just use magic to grow new hair.
>>43561374they made a whole freaking episode about that not working, anon. just watch the freaking show
sorry, i got too overboard
>>43561416Twilight just didn't try hard enough. Magic can literally create matter out of nothing. Or wings that actually work. I don't think making hair would be that hard.
>>43561374>>43561416Are you sure?
>>43561561I want my hair to grow back like that, too...
>>43561416She makes Spike, Snips, and Snails grow mustaches in S1E6.
>>43561627>>43561561yes, she does, but they retconned that for some reason in It Isn't The Mane Thing About Youyou know, i'm starting to prefer sticking out with the earlier seasons even more now because of that - it's something so stupid and nonsensical that they would change something like that
do wet horses smell the same wet dogs do?
>>43561212
>>43562084I've never smelled a horse, especially a wet one.
>>43562084No. They smell different. In some ways worse and in some better. The smell of horseshit clings to them if you’ve ever smelled it. Sorta grassy and shitty at the same time. But they also don’t have that wet dog smell either.
>>43559730Plaplight Spunkle
I wanna put a baby in Twilight's belly!
>>43552085she's cute
>>43562427Same, nonny. Same.
>>43562427Don't feed babies to Twilight, she's already too fat.
>>43563293>>43563479Ung hot purps
>>43563479Twilight does have quite a nice bottom! I've said that out loud haven't I?
>>43563983they loved him because he spoke the truth
>>43564877Why so grumpy?
>>43565070no books detected in the vicinity
>>43563983I understood that patrician reference, Mr. Clarkson.
>>43540677>>43542633I second this, easily best pony.
>>43551063Good answer, but her brain would be the mightiest weapon. She's a clever girl/mare, after all.
>>43561416That was a 100% certified retard moment for the writers and their inability to come up with an interesting plot in later seasons. Not canon imo. It's also not very toyetic of them to make hair regrow easily with magic.
>>43565556>Twi is lurking in /NTT/
>>43565076>no books detected in the vicinityDoesn't she live in the library?
>>43565802>"...my butt isn't actually THAT big, right?.."
>>43566514It is, but that's a good thing.
>>43567893Her smile and optimism, gone...
>>43567893Nooooo
I want it so badly
>>43569434Aren't we all?
I'm not a fan of later season faces, but she looks so grumpy it's adorable here.
>>43569434This is how I sleep with my twily plush.
>>43570293NOT CANON
How do I sign up to be Twilight Sparkle's royal hoof licker?
>>43570015Post plush!
>>43570698Unf
>>43571026>no ass >tube legsWhat am I supposed to find appealing here?
>>43571050Her lingerie and her sexy horn dripping with magic
>>43574254BOOPED
Happy Anniversary!
>>43578154Happy anni
Hey, guys. It's me, Twilight.How are you guys doing tonight? Did you watch the game?
>>43578268Okay. I've been watching the anni stream for the past 12 hours.
>>43579812I would bury my face in that chest fluff.
>>43580460Same brrrrr
>>43571055>Her lingerieOkay>sexy horn drippingGay shit
>>43578268Post hooves
>>43587253ENTER
>>43587253TWILIGHT SLIDE!!!
>>43587889>TWILIGHT SLIDE!!!Thread
>>43589024This pic got me thinking, MMC is about to play in the Anni, what does /ntt/ feel about The Wingening, 13 years later?
>>43589635I like my wife's wings.
>>43589635I don't think much of it. In retrospect it's not what changed Twilight.
>>43589635I've always preferred alicorn Twi. I completely get why people like unicorn Twi, but like the more mature princess we get in s4-s6. After that, the way she is written goes way downhill, but the same can be said for the rest of the characters in the show.
>>43589635Twifags are shitflinging at each other in the anni thread, so...
>>43589635I think it's an alright concept that got murked by corporate meddling. MMC, even in it's current form, probably would have been fine if S4 hadn't dropped the ball on Twilight's characterization. Nevermind the seasons that came after.I am newfag though, and rewatching the show in one large block has got me thinking so my opinion might change soon™.
>>43591419She's so cute I love her
>>43591419LMAO dumb mudhorse
>>43570698AWOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
My wife is a cute cheerleader.
>>43594683SEXOOOO
>>43536044I really love the idea that Twilight has a thing for older mares.
>>43595403Actually, she has a thing for me.
>>43595403unf!
This isn't my fetish but I think it's really cute
>>43595403I really love the idea that Twilight has a thing for human men such as myself
>>43595403That's funny, I love the opposite idea!
>>43596807she kind of does if your headcanon includes Equestria girls
>>43597694>the opposite ideaOlder mares having a thing for Twilight?
>>43595403>>43595598>>43597694>>43597884>>43598307Get the fuck out of this thread, disgusting yurifags. This thread is for one ship only - (You) x Twilight. You're not even twifags.
>>43597884It doesn't>>43597694Don't project your disgusting fetish onto my wife>>43598379This
>>43596807stallions like me*ftfy
>>43598416>>43480611
>>43598426>>43554089
>>43598379True, we real twifags hate the idea of Twilight having friends and being around anyone but us.
>>43598496I'm talking about romantic relationships, and you know that perfectly well, so stop pretending to be retarded.
>>43598508Whatever you say, thread police.
>>43598379>>43598508This isn't the waifu thread anon, it's the Twilight Sparkle thread, all appreciation of best pony is welcome.Posting more yuri just to make you mad.
>>43598537based
>>43598537>This isn't the waifu thread anonNigger what? Check out the links in the OP. I've been posting on /NTT/ for 10 years now, and this general is 100% waifu-focused.
>>43598379Anni stream attracts all kinds of retards to the board like >>43598537 They don't even know what they're talking about.
>>43598623yeah offboarder retards like you we can tell.
Is it too much to ask for a Twilight Sparkle hind hoofjob?
>>43598379I'm not even a yurifag I just thought posting Twilight as a foal fiddler would be funny, brighten up nonny.
>>43558574She says Move! followed shortly after by Look out[, here comes Tom] when she throws Tom through the window (I had to look it up).>>43589635Alicorn Twi is my preferred form of her, but the episode really needed to be a two-parter (or not a musical maybe), it's way too rushed.>>43594683I wish there was more art of this outfit, it's so lovely (and sexy).
>>43600376I do think MMC would've been much more well received if one of the most important events in the series had time to breathe yeah
>>43600821AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE UNFFFF UNFFF UNFFF PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43596807nice>>43598379Once I'm in Equestria, I will be happily married to Twilight Sparkle. That doesn't prevent me from enjoying ships for hypotheticals where I'm not in Equestria.
>>43600834>enjoying ships for hypotheticalsCuck mindset
>>43600834Me and my wife (Twilight Sparkle) will work together on a multiverse machine which I will be using to go to your Equestria to sleep with your wife (Gay Twilight Sparkle) I will then go home and put up a shield to prevent other anons from ever going to my Equestria.
>>43601146nah twilight's mine and you're a cuck who'll be staying on earth :)
>>43567394Why is Twilight such a qt 3.14?
>>43602204purple
>>43601146You misunderstand, Twilight can only be gay in universes I'm not in. In all the universes I exist in Equestria, she's my wife and won't be sleeping with you. You're welcome to visit with your wife though, I'm sure that would be a fun experience.
Twibros, what's your opinion on Twi's mother?As much as I love Twilight, I gotta admit that she has one smoking hot mom.
>>43602568I think Twilight's entire family is meh, just not really enough to care about, including Shining.
>>43602568 (me)>>43603126I like my in-laws. They managed to raise such a beautiful, wonderful mare. I'd love to spend time with them and get to know them more.Now, if you would allow me to spew my autistic headcanon, I also don't really like how they are portrayed in the show. Twilight was obviously born into Canterlot's nobility, given that she was admitted to the prestigious Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns (likely equivalent to Ivy League schools here on Earth) and also because she used to live in a literal ivory tower in Canterlot, as seen in the first episode. Shining Armor being able to become the Captain of the Royal guard also implies some kind of status that the Sparkle family has, and also mirrors old European aristocratic traditions of sending the eldest son to join the military. While I understand that the later show writers probably wanted to include the trope that heroes can have humble origins, Twilight's family are likely rich and powerful aristocrats who nonetheless played a personal and intimate role in raising their great children.
>>43602568I love my mother, one of the perks of marrying Twilight Sparkle
What are Twifrends opinion on Trixie? Personally, I don't like her at all.
>>43604864I find it really sad that after her suicide, hasbro revived her corpse to force her to be friends with poochie. Her spirit forced to see her behave in ways she never would just to justify the presence of a pony that could have easily been her
>>43604864She was okay until she became friends with Glim*er and turned into basically her retarded sidekick.
>>43604864I lost all respect for Trixie the moment she banished my wife from Ponyville. Even after that, she still treats Twilight poorly. One of my least favorite ponies.>>43605346I actually kind of like Glimmer. Probably my second favorite pony after Twilight. She's not a total sham, unlike Trixie. And she also doesn't continue being an asshole after being defeated.
>>43604864I don't care about her, she's more of a plot device than a character.
>>43606071Kys glimmernigger
>>43604864I think she's funny and has a cute design. That's about it.
>>43604864I like her, she's hilarious and one the few things I like about the later seasons.
>>43608392What is that hideous creature?
>>43608514yourself.
>>43608514My wife
>>43604864>>43604878>>43606071All I see her as is "Wasted Potential: The Character" and nothing more. An egotistical character that turns out to not actually think highly of herself but really just wants to be loved would've worked PERFECTLY for a show like FIM. I always wanted to see a proper episode in which the two actually connect and not the half-assed "amends" at the end of NSP, it's really weird how these two just didn't have anymore direct 1-1 interactions anymore. I've always wanted to see Trixie become friends with Twilight and the Mane 6, post-NSP just felt like a personal "fuck you" to people that wanted that.I would've been ok with that if the show continued to treat her like the piece of shit that she is, but it doesn't, they want you to think she's one of the "good guys" when she has little to nothing to show for it. Make her stay a villain, or actually put in the effort to show she's changed. But they did neither, and we got an insufferable character because of it.
>>43608392>>43608514I don't understand how people like this guy's "art", it looks hideous 95% of the time.
Twilight is a total badass
>>43610407Bigass
>>43604864i like her, she's got big Trixie energy.
>>43612416But I'm human.
>>43612416Yeah, we're ponies. ^:)
>>43589635Dogshit.
>>43613962Fluffy
>>43617770Why are they crying?
>>43540671Nta, but Pinkie actually said it too in like, season 1 episode 3.>Twilight is my bestest friend, whooppe whoopee!>she's the cutest, smartest all around best pony, pony!
>>43608688did somebody say POTENTIAL
>>43621280Nighty-night, sweet Twilight.
>>43624889Twiggy Piggy
>>43617770Hayburger restaurant was out of buns
>>43628245This artist sucks at drawing ponies but the heart is there and the wings aren't
>>43628245I hate lion tails!
>>43628794Look at her go!
>>43631454Honses
twily
>>43632056LMAO holy shit
>>43632056>dies for zog and tavistock
Annitwibros... It's over...
>>43637726II'm depressed.
It's been feeling like too much lately. I'm tired, boss, please post my wife to motivate me to keep going.
>>43640116Remember nonny, Twilight wants you to do your very best! Keep going!
>>43640116She's having a good time, and so should (You)!
>>43639060 Princess of Books
>>43640376:party.hard:
>>43640116It's going to be OK Anon
>>43640116Never give up, anon. Keep going, no matter what.
We are back!
>>43644230What the fuck even happened?
>>43644455World War 3
>>43645402I know that feeling, Twi. That feeling of emptiness after finishing a good book.
>>43645402I'd have the same look of confusion if I opened a book to the first page and it said "END" in giant text like that
>>43645402aww
>>43646274Twibutt
I've only been a brony for a couple of years, and I've only been a twi waifufag for a bit over one. To all the oldfags, what is it like loving your wife in the long run? She is my everything, and she has already brought so much joy and fulfillment to my life, yet I already am struggling to cope with having to wait a lifetime in order to see her.
>>43647445Why wait a lifetime when you can see her now!
>>43647445Read fanfics about your waifu, listen to music about your waifu. There's tons of fan content that will help you feel closer to her.
16 years since her first appearance and people still want to have sex with this nerd.
E
>>43647877Elight
Favorite unicorn Twilight greens or fics?
>>43647445>what is it like loving your wife in the long run?All depends on how much free headspace you have. But regardless you should cherish these first honeymoon years, they're the best.
>>43648125>ficsThe Immortal GameEmpty HorizonsSunken HorizonsYour Human and You
>>43648644Wow, she's so fast that she leaves an afterimage behind her!
I had a dream where I was watch Twilight in a court and Celestia said she didn't learn about friendship enough and sentenced her to death and then she was taken away and killed with a hammer.
>>43650139Did you kill Celestia to get revenge?
>>43650780No, it was horrifying but it made sense at the time. She was sad but accepted it.
>>43650806>it was horrifyingFucking pussy! Your wife was killed, and all you did was start trembling in fear! Down with the tyrant! It's time to overthrow Celestia's tyrannical rule!
>>43651262PLOOTA
How are you Twibros feeling about g6? I'm personally not optimistic.Also, specifically I wanted to ask, do you think this version of her will have always wondered what friendship could be? Even though she says it in the intro, they were pretty subtle about that part of her past in the actual episodes. And by subtle I mean she never said it out loud. But it was extremely important though. Do you think modern writers are capable of any amount of subtlety? If they do make it an aspect of her character, will they flanderise it and make it a super big deal that she always talks about? You know writers in hollywood think you're retarded and won't understand anything they don't say out loud. Also they think you'll be on your phone the whole time instead of just watching the show.
>>43651838I don't care about anything pony-related other than G4.
>>43651838>TwibrosYou're not my bro, glimmerflag.
>>43651838I only read the first few words and my answer is that I do not care
>>43651838I don't know if I even want g6 to be great. Imagine coming onto the board and half the catalog is g6. Imagine having to clarify that you're talking about Twilight Sparkle (g4). But, from what I've seen of G^ it's going to be shit. Go figure. >Do you think modern writers are capable of any amount of subtlety?Modern writers are as capable as older writers were. Lots of them suck, a few are good, and even fewer are great. It's really a question on if Hasbro has found any good ones, or someone able to tardwrangle them.
Holy shit this purple horse is so adorable and I want to marry her
>>43652251Why not? Twilight loves Glimmy, why can't you?
>>43653517why settle for just wanting to marry her?
>>43653517Twilight is just a cute dorky little nerd horse who also happens to be quite pretty as well.
>>43653529>Why not?Because Glimmer was created to replace Twilight and her friends.
>>43653517New converts down the hall and to the right.
>>43655219Giraffelight without the wings, fascinating combo.
>>43654676Grow the fuck up dude holy shit...
>>43656106Glimmer is a shitty character and literally ruins the show just by being there. And you glimmerfags are ruining the board just by being here. You and your waifu are literally cancer.
>>43656313It's too trvkey...
I want to read a books with Twily while we're both comfy infront of a fireplace
>>43656398"That's a lot of loyalty for a hired gun!">"Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane"
Twilight is a cutie!
>>43654691Piggy
>>43655952>>43658470That's a cool Nightmare Twi design
>>43655952>>43658470>>43659814Nightmare or daymare, she bestmare
>>43660061The ONLY good Twilight
>3 glasses away from summoning horrors she will not remember in the morning
>>43660684>The ONLY good TwilightRude
>>43660805So she's going to summon me?
>>43661580Twilight, everyone can tell you got that surgery...
>>43660805>Oh god oh fuck oh shit>Pain>Why is eveything pain all of a sudden?>Last time you checked you were falling asleep after a session of masturbating>Then you were paralyzed in place as esoteric runes were carved in the veling above you>Now you're here>Wherever the hell this is>Everything looks weird>Feels weirder>Like you don't fit in the space you occupy>Or maybe it's that space doesn't fit in the you that it occupies>Then there's yelling>Autistic yelling>Colours blur like paint in water and shapes stretch and bend like rubber>You raise a hand to try and brush at your eyes>Suddenly the shouting gets more frantic along with the sound of wood splintering with the echoing clang of hollow metal>Seriously, what the fuck's going on>The pain doubles, triples, then goes slack as you find yourself paralyzed again>Space presses, flattens like a pane of glass, and suddenly things start to make sense>Why is there a purple winged unicorn in front of you?>"I did it? I did it! Oh my Celestia I did it! I have to send you back!" She yells in rapid succession>You feel your organs suddenly compress, like you're being pushed through a garden hose>What is with this thing and your pain?>After a lot of exertion, the talking horse collapses>"Oh no... no no nonononono- this can't be happening!" She yells"Um- excuse me?">She's screaming again>You can wait>And wait you do>The lungs on her>Her? You're pretty sure it's a her, pretty enough>"You talked?" She all but squawks at you"You talked first." You point out. "So I replied, and am continuing to do so. What the hell happened?">There are a LOT of questions to ask but that's at the top of your list>"I... might have brought you here from another dimension?" She meekly replies, half-answer, half-questioning herself and you>Huh>So that's why everything hurt and space acted all weird"And why is everything normal now?" You ask a follow-up>"I might have put you in a dimensional binding matrix so you wouldn't destroy my house?">Seriously, what's with the answers framed as questions?"Destroy your house? I was trying to clear my ey-" You begin to answer, pausing as you look up at the roof>Pale light from stars and moon pour in through the imprompty skylight that you apparently caused>But it's several dozen feet above your head, and seemingly multiple stories, how could you have possibly->This is a different dimension>Are you the man made horror beyond comprehension you'd heard so much about?>Coollittle idea of a 3 dimensional green faggot encountering a 2 dimensional purple sperg
>>43661580wow!
>>43662770Holy based writefren
>>43662770Actual garbage green, fuck off.
>>43662770I think this green is okay, you can stay.
>>43662770Woah, anon even bought shadows!
I want to bury my face in her chest fluff and take the deepest breath of my life.
>>43664192conceptualize the aroma
>>43662770>wings
>>43664997 >autism
Oh no! Twilight Sparkle, Empress of Equestria, has just ordered you to build her a friendship dungeon. But somepony spilled some shit on the instructions she left for you and they're now illegible. If you don't get this project done before she gets back from visiting her old friends' graves, it'll be your head! What even is a friendship dungeon? What do?
>>43665705A padded room with pictures of smiling ponies plastered all over the walls and little activities chained to a table to reinforce the edicts of friendship on the mind of the prisoner
Floofa.
>>43665705>What do?Request new instructions right away.
>>43667804I want that cute witch to put a curse on me.
>>43668158She already cursed me. I am cursed to never again be attracted to the females of my own species.
>>43669054She was the first to convert me over as well.
>>43669073First?
>>43669073I'm surprised Dash wrote a book
>>43604864She's okay, can be annoying but not having the skill to back her ego makes her a bit of a lovable goofball.
>>43665705>What do?upon her return, inform her that I didn't vote for her, that strange mares floating in abstract spaces distributing wings is no basis for a system of government. I will then go on to say that supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical celestial ceremonies. She can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some cake-eating tart threw wings at her
>>43669468Somebody should edit the wings out.
>>43669634someone should beat you with hammers
>>43669634You should finish it yourself.>>43670492Rude.
>>43669537>didn't vote for herEquestria is a monarchy.
I love it when my wife is a badass
>>43672201Same
