30yo boomare
>>43538526Imagine pouring boiling milk on her skull
where's the mare though
>>43538526I thought the whole -maxxing thing was just made-up Internet nonsense until I saw some gen-z turd using "proteinmaxxing" in real life. And I heard some dumbass gen-z girl saying "deadass" on her phone. Gen-z motherfuckers fuckkkkkkkkkkkk.
>>43538551That's what I was thinking.>>43538569There's no separation between the internet and real life anymore, you gotta just get used to it.
>>43538526at least she isn't pretending to be a high schooler anymore. it was really weird when she was dating teenagers and acting like she wasn't in her mid-thirties
>>43538526
>>43538526I remember seeing this image on /r9k/ around 4 years ago. I think. Either way it wasn't on here. No, I don't go there anymoer.Derpy first pony in thread
>>43538526FrgpilledTasermaxxing?Sure.
>>43538690Flaggot, I...
>>43538670i want her
>>43538690Rare glimmerflaggot who doesnt mention braps
>>43538690FrypilledLosermaxxing
>>43538719I want to rape and beat you (i'm your stepdad)
>>43538526cute
>>43538569Any new productive patterns terrify me immensely for reasons I don't really comprehend myself, but what's your problem with "deadass"? It's cool shit.
>>43538537get outta here chris
>>43538526>boo"mare">posts nohoovesand giga whore one at that???? Any woman that calls herself an anything-cel has fucked n sucked 100 different dudes.
>>43539292>that playthrough where Cory said he'd fuck Rarity
>>43538526Sunset truly is best pony. Working a shift with her would make dealing with the niggers that eat there much easier
>>43539412plus, when things are slow, she likes eating fries out of your open palm like a horse
>>43539188>>43539321Yes,yes,we all know you’re both faggots.
>>43538710>>43538784Would you rather be frogpilled or tasermaxxing
>>43538569ayyo this skibbidi cap website be cromping my enjoyment of ponies fr fr no cap on god this place has me questioning the lack of ponies being posted itt
>>43538526>young teen's body>mid age woman's sex drivesign me the fuck up
>>43538670>>43538526Any more like this?
>>43539416>Your 35yo manager will never neigh happily as she eats fried out of your hand, weirding out all the teenagers that work there with you tooIt’s a special kind of suffering
>>43540499Answer the question, faggot
>>43541400>Day would you like fries with that in humanquestria>you are 25yo Anon>working your dead end job at bootleg mcdonalds>no seriously it was like those fake fast food places in an anime >except like everything is this crazy world it was horse themed“Welcome to McGelded(tm), what can I get for you” your voice is a smooth monotone from years of practice giving the Customer Service Voice(not tm yet but you’re trying)>”Uh yeah, lemme get uhhhh…” the obviously stoned man in front of you blearily looks up at the menu>you’ve seen thus guy before>you know damn well he’s just going to get 20 nuggets and the szechuan sauce again>You debate just punching that in while he’s still thinking>You debate quitting briefly, but you know you have nothing else lined up>and rent in this town is no joke>you realize you haven’t been paying attention to your stoned customer and turn to see if he’s ready >”Uhhhh…” he blinks, noticeably slowly>you sigh to yourself>at least you get off in an hour>not like you’re doing anything special, but damn do you miss your couch right about now>”…20 nuggets. Oh, and szechuan sauce dude!” He finally says to you“For here or to go?” You say as you ring up his order>”Uh…” he trails off again>Goddamnit>you ring it up to go>”…to go, man.” Hi finishes after a few seconds>you nod and hand him his receipt>He wanders to the side to wait and you look back to check on the store>the few zoomers working here were working decently hard, but Star Sign was on her phone again>not watching the fries>damn teenagers>you turn back to your register to see something that makes your blood run cold>every minimum wage workers biggest fear>a fat, nappy haired zebra woman in clothes that were far too tight and revealing to be decent>and she was heading straight for you>o shit>”ESCUSE ME, YALL FUCKED UP MAH ORDUH!” She yells at you, waving her arm back and forth in front of her“Ma’am we can-“>”DONCHU MAMMY ME! IS YOU A RACIST?” She starts clapping at your face and repeats the last sentence over and over again”Wha? No i’m not, I was being polite!” You attempt to defend yourself against it’s gutteral shrieking>It’s_no_use.mp4>this only enrages the beast
>>43541695>as you continue your futile attempts to calm the beast down it only gets more and more aggressive>the zoomers either duck for cover or go for their phones>Goddamn teenagers>soon it grabs a container of napkins off the counter and chucks it at your head>you have been trained for this>shift after shift working fast food had given you enough experience to dodge such an easily telegraphed attack>the container sails past your head, spilling napkins the whole way like the tail of a comet>then it clatters against the back wall>behind which is your managers office>”What the FUCK is going on!?” Comes the muffled shout from inside>immediately after Sunset Shimmer, a woman whose worked here for a decade>and she had no tolerance for zebras>”Get out of my store before I call the police!” She yells, lifting the phone upto her face>the Zeboon roars in rage at the threat and attempts to climb over the counter>Sunset stomps her boot and charges>Thankfully the zebra is too fat and Sunset is quick, pushing her back as she attempts to vault over>the Zegroid attempts to grab at Sunset but you grab its arm first and help her push it back over the counter >the lunchtime rowdy hits the ground with a dull ‘thwack’ and a low groan>its body jiggled in was you will need lots of alcohol to forget>Sunset has already dialled the cops as you recover from the sight>soon the cops are here and put the beast in cuffs>Three pairs>as the cops struggle to get her into the backseat of their cruiser she begins resisting arrest>ends up getting tased>tfw shes so fat it does nothing>cops pepper spray her>screaming about police brutality the whole time>Sunset throws an arm around your waist and tells you that you did a good job today>then she leans her body into yours for a few moments>it feels… nice>really nice>Sunset seems to catch herself and pulls away, laughing nervously>tfw her laugh sounds like whinnying >tfw its still pretty cute~>Just after your shift, eating something before you headed home>the restaurant was pretty slow right now, just some old people and travelers>You enjoyed the silence and ate your corposlop in peace>devoured your burger now on to the fries>at least McGelded’s had good fries>one of the only things that made this job worth it>You savoured the salty, crispy texture with each bite>A man needs his eatin’ as your dad always said>course, he died at 58 of a heart attack>before you can slide into a depressive spiral over your life choices and your situation, someone else slides into the booth beside you>It was Sunset, sighing in relief as she leans into your side>”Hey Anon, I’m taking my break now. Mind if I sit here?” She says, sounding beat from the earlier excitement“Yeah sure, you sound pretty tired” you say to her>”I am tired. That was a lot of bullshit earlier, yeah? Thanks for your help in all that” she turns her face up to you and grins
>>43541713>Muh heart>you had always thought Sunset was attractive, but you thought she would never be interested in a younger man>is this your chance?>don’t fuck it up“Y-yeah, that was really crazy. I’m glad I could help.” You manage to say without sounding retarded>you think>she laughs and grabs one of your fries>”you don’t mind, right? Sorry, I did it without thinking.” Sunset giggles as she puts a fry in her mouth>holy shit>are you flirting right now?“Thats ok! You can have as many as you like!” I say, sounding a little too eager>shit that was awkward>grab a handful of fries and start to bring them to my mouth cause I don’t know what else to do>but before you can bring them to your mouth, Sunset brings her head down and starts munching >surprised, you open your hand and get your fingers out of the way of her mouth>she continues to eat happily, neighing and whinnying in pleasure as she devours every last fry in your hand>when she finishes, she raises her head up and shakes it, smiling and whinnying>”Thanks Anon. I’m so hungry I could eat like a horse!” She says happily “can you feed me like that more? I really liked it!”>holy shit>shes kinky>hell yeah“O-of course!” You reply nervously>You grab handful after handful and Subset happily devours them all until you’re out of fries and shes leaning on you happily>”Thanks for this Anon. If you keep being good for me like this, I might be able to swing you a raise. What do you say?”>tfw hit the jackpot“Hell yeah.” You say dead seriously>Sunset laughs>”Good, i’ll contact you later since I need to get back to it. Be a good boytoy and go get sone rest~”>not now boner>go home and think about your life>rub one out>sleep
>>43541429
>>43538670Is this peace is what all mares strive for?
>>4354169530yr woman
>>43541400I love my autistic boomare boss>>43541695>”Uh yeah, lemme get uhhhh…”everytimereading bump
>>43541759>"I’m so hungry I could eat like a horse!”Had a sensible chuckle. Might start using that one myself.
>>43542889>>43543150I’ll continue this one later
>>43543150Unf
>>43543486bump for continuation
>>43538526>>43538670>haha it's funny because she's so OLD>mfw pushing 30 myself
>>43544769anon... you're not still going to high school, are you?
>>43540499>bothdude it's the most blatant case of samefagging in this entire board
>>43544776No, that anon isn't a high schooler, and neither am i, your stepdad.>rapes you
>>43543486good to know. fingers crossed that Anon gets to bang his boomare boss
>>43544769These jokes about Sunset Shimmer being in her 30s unironically help me cope, bless her.
>>43543486Based writefag
>>43543150GOD DAMN
>>43545366>jokesAnon just because she's indistinguishable from a 16 year old other than the horsepussy doesn't mean that she's not like a decade older than characters that were half a decade older than they were when they were grown adults and small business owners.
Doesn't that make twi a pedo because he hit on a like a 15 year old while on her mid 20's?
>>43546956>[s]he hit on a like a 15 year old while [i]n her mid 20's?A 15 year old who was the previous generation student's sloppy seconds, mind you.That's just how they roll in Canterlot.
>>43546980Canterlot is located on that island iirc
>>43547203Pants Island is very distinct from CanterlotGotta keep the controversy at a distance
>>43542889Holy shit this meme is ancient
>>43546956You say that as if it's shocking that Twi would be a pedo
>>43547203>implying it's meant to be a secret
>>43547376this implies that she's been using the unofficial one
>>43547818Well she had to move to Ponyville you see
More hag sunset
>>43548613Need milf sunset
guys... i'm starting to get really scared now... how many horse years was sunset again?
>>43549136Does this artist do nsfw and if so who because unf
>>43549335yes, nirefuster
>>43540582>>43541695>>43541759>>43543150>>43549136The reason why she's an old bf-less foid is that she has a fetish boys hated and it stuck.
>>43538569my sister in law used the phrase 'in minecraft' and i nearly shot myself in the head right then.
>>43549637Why didn't you have sex with her in minecraft? You some kind of faggot?
>>43538569I heard some zoomers use the term "jumpscare" for something mildly frightening. It's hilarious how these use words like that unironically.
>>43549340Bless you anon
I appreciate hag Sunset.
>>43550595Milk the sun
older sunset
>>43538526This is gay and needs to be in color. Being monochrome makes this some regular-ass human.
>>43552221Can you really say you love her if you don't recognize her in black and white?
>>43538569Zoomers are constantly online. They have nowhere else to take their culture from.
>>43551606She has sex with teenage boys
>>43538670damn... me too
>>43538569heard a zoomette coworker talking about chuds and now i understand why indians get offended when kids dress up as wendigos for halloween
>>43552582I am an old zoomer but technically one, I think -- '99. Apart from here and YT I use no social media, and outside of work I hike and whatnot. Although I assume you were thinking of a zoomer ten years my younger, unless those are Alphoids at this point.
last bump in hopes of seeing more of >>43541759 eventually
>>43551329PRAISE THE SUN!
>>43553522That's very good for you anon, but you don't get culture from hiking and whatnot. Anon is making the point that irl culture, tied to real life, the land and the people around you, is going extinct. Zoomers are the last generation to have an adequate exposure to real life culture in their childhoods - later zoomers and onwards have nothing irl to turn to, the only culture they've ever had access to is online.
>>43554048Peak
>>43553230damn…me too.
>>43538526Ehhh, no thanks, Shimmy. I know if I start working here, they’re gonna try to stick into management training.And the only thing worse than being a fast food wagie is being a fast food manager.
>>43538569Blame Covid it forced everyone on the internet far more then they would've normally and has permanently effected Gen Z and Alpha, not only that but we are now finally starting see the results of two entire generations being raised on the modern internet we are more connected then ever before and our culture is starting to fuse with the internet with nu-slang. and with one last detail for all of the Anons here this is just the cycle of generations hating each other, remember the generation before you hated your generation and you are doing the same thing, Gen Z is now hating late Gen Z and Gen Alpha and the same thing is going to happen again when Gen Alpha grow sup, the previous generation always going to hate the next generations slang and behavior as a whole.
H A G
>>43556674erotic
>>43556674>>43557219UOHHHHHHH!!! HAG EROTIC!!!!HAG'S SAGGY BREASTS AND DRY OVARIES!!!! EROTIC!!!
>>43558125
>>43556268I don't blame the chinavirusI blame the people who did itYou should, too
>>43558366 The Coof
>>43558125bewbs
So she was going to end up being the next principal right?
